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Favorite Episodes

  1. Final Justice
    283
  2. Diabolik
    225
  3. Mighty Jack
    182
  4. Fugitive Alien
    351
  5. The Last Chase
    40
  6. City on Fire
    54
  7. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    308
  8. The Deadly Mantis
    237
  9. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    317
  10. Devil Doll
    263
  11. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    313
  12. The Creeping Terror
    271
  13. Beginning of the End
    291
  14. Space Mutiny
    959
  15. It Conquered the World
    302
  16. Puma Man
    561
  17. The Beatniks
    200
  18. Revenge of the Mysterons From Mars
    38
  19. Gamera vs. Zigra
    31
  20. Outlaw of Gor
    340
  21. Red Zone Cuba
    248
  22. Gamera vs. Gaos
    34
  23. The Giant Spider Invasion
    379
  24. Avalanche
    47
  25. Avalanche
    47
  26. Laserblast
    428
  27. Soultaker
    407
  28. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    217
  29. The Killer Shrews
    270
  30. The Starfighters
    256
  31. Alien from L.A.
    292
  32. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    239
  33. Time of the Apes
    297
  34. The Space Children
    193
  35. Teenage Crime Wave
    196
  36. The Corpse Vanishes
    163
  37. Kitten with a Whip
    159
  38. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    457
  39. Teenage Caveman
    161
  40. Operation Double 007
    256
  41. The Incredible Melting Man
    302
  42. Zombie Nightmare
    327
  43. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    233
  44. Teenage Strangler
    338
  45. The Christmas that Almost Wasn't
    13
  46. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    176
  47. The Million Eyes of Sumuru
    32
  48. Superdome
    47
  49. The Land that Time Forgot
    23
  50. Last of the Wild Horses
    173
  51. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    175
  52. Ring of Terror
    204
  53. Angels' Revenge
    224
  54. The Loves of Hercules
    17
  55. Yongary
    27
  56. At the Earth's Core
    21
  57. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    182
  58. Atlantic Rim
    19
  59. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    293
  60. Ator
    15
  61. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    343
  62. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    343
  63. Hercules and the Captive Women
    171
  64. The Slime People
    130
  65. Escape 2000
    286
  66. Manhunt in Space
    176
  67. The Human Duplicators
    223
  68. The Mad Monster
    150
  69. The Deadly Bees
    238
  70. Master Ninja II
    170
  71. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    228
  72. The Indestructible Man
    169
  73. Wild Rebels
    181
  74. Robot Monster
    161
  75. Lost Continent
    269
  76. Crash of the Moons
    180
  77. Rocketship X-M
    304
  78. Rocket Attack USA
    166
  79. The Leech Woman
    255
  80. Eegah
    416
  81. Project Moonbase
    125
  82. Gamera
    269
  83. Daddy-O
    264
  84. 12 to the Moon
    223
  85. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    349
  86. The Skydivers
    285
  87. Phase IV
    66
  88. Warrior of the Lost World
    355
  89. The Rebel Set
    170
  90. Being from Another Planet
    206
  91. City Limits
    183
  92. The Projected Man
    216
  93. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    268
  94. Horrors of Spider Island
    245
  95. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    232
  96. Quest of the Delta Knights
    288
  97. Gamera vs. Barugon
    186
  98. The Black Scorpion
    134
  99. Hercules
    165
  100. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    242
  101. Invasion USA
    190
  102. Night of the Blood Beast
    343
  103. The Violent Years
    181
  104. The Undead
    257
  105. The Wild World of Batwoman
    244
  106. Squirm
    257
  107. The Dead Talk Back
    293
  108. Jungle Goddess
    201
  109. Time Chasers
    471
  110. Village of the Giants
    208
  111. The Brute Man
    239
  112. Danger! Death Ray
    503
  113. Stranded in Space
    140
  114. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    211
  115. The Sinister Urge
    230
  116. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    225
  117. The Crawling Hand
    172
  118. Cave Dwellers
    467
  119. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    358
  120. Robot Holocaust
    173
  121. Horror of Party Beach
    341
  122. Revenge of the Creature
    245
  123. Tormented
    235
  124. Mitchell
    618
  125. Gamera vs. Zigra
    188
  126. San Francisco International
    287
  127. Girl in Gold Boots
    306
  128. The Day the Earth Froze
    305
  129. Track of the Moon Beast
    309
  130. The Mole People
    222
  131. Colossus and the Headhunters
    197
  132. Code Name Diamond Head
    203
  133. Gamera vs. Gaos
    161
  134. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    238
  135. Jack Frost
    368
  136. Pod People
    596
  137. King Dinosaur
    211
  138. Radar Secret Service
    236
  139. Santa Claus
    316
  140. Girls Town
    319
  141. First Spaceship on Venus
    169
  142. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    234
  143. Future War
    285
  144. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    223
  145. The Giant Gila Monster
    276
  146. War of the Colossal Beast
    247
  147. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    268
  148. I Accuse My Parents
    439
  149. Werewolf
    576
  150. Catalina Caper
    294
  151. High School Big Shot
    203
  152. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    241
  153. Teenagers from Outer Space
    307
  154. Earth vs. the Spider
    218
  155. Terror from the Year 5000
    266
  156. Hercules Unchained
    205
  157. The Amazing Transparent Man
    153
  158. SST: Death Flight
    83
  159. Gorgo
    188
  160. Space Travelers
    160
  161. It Lives by Night
    185
  162. Master Ninja I
    275
  163. Gunslinger
    173
  164. Bride of the Monster
    254
  165. Devil Fish
    282
  166. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    259
  167. Hamlet
    190
  168. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    728
  169. The Crawling Eye
    284
  170. The Screaming Skull
    302
  171. Gamera vs. Guiron
    274
  172. The Magic Sword
    217
  173. The Sword and the Dragon
    246
  174. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    246
  175. Bloodlust
    196
  176. The She-Creature
    185
  177. Swamp Diamonds
    166
  178. The Phantom Planet
    238
  179. Riding with Death
    426
  180. The Atomic Brain
    178
  181. Moon Zero Two
    222
  182. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    295

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200th Laugh! Wow! Jeepers! Hotdog!


809 - I Was a Teenage Werewolf - almost 4 years ago
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No dairy products were harmed in the making of this film.


806 - The Undead - over 2 years ago
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The innkeeper looks like a pudgi(er) Jack Black, or the chunky feller from Attack of the Giant Leeches.


1108 - The Loves of Hercules - over 3 years ago
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The movie is hilariously bad, the riffs are solid and the host segments are great. Tied with Avalanche as my favorite from this season.


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This is one of those episodes that I really like but I can't put my finger exactly on why. My favorite Season 1 ep. is Moon Zero Two, officially, technically and for all intents and purposes, but I just can't stop coming back to this one.


308 - Gamera vs. Gaos - about 3 years ago
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Sometimes the host segments were so joyously weird.

" Mr Mooney I'm not funny Waaaaaaah"


904 - Werewolf - almost 3 years ago
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The Riffing was great. Host segments were great. The movie could have used some Johnny Longbow.


407 - The Killer Shrews - over 3 years ago
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The Killer Shrew Drink. I'm getting diabetes just watching Joel mix it


423 - Bride of the Monster - about 4 years ago
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"What's the next trend going to be? Neofascism? Bank failures? Self surgery?" as far as predicting the future goes, 2 out of 3 ain't bad.


Best beginner episodes?
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So, I'm going off to college in a few weeks (I leave for band camp on August 18th), and I'm hoping to introduce some people at college to MST3K. Ya know, doin' the duty of a MSTie and stuff. It's all in a day's work! But, I always have trouble choosing a first episode. What do you guys think is the best beginner episode, or some of the most relatable, funniest episodes that can relate to many people? I always like to show Manos, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, or Hobgoblins. Are those bad choices?


1012 - Squirm - over 2 years ago
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The short makes for a great double feature with RT's Goodbye Weeds.


424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - over 2 years ago
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One of the few episodes I can't finish. BUT YOU HAVEN'T WON YET, MASTER! YOU HEAR? NOT TODAY!


Recent Riffs

912 - The Screaming Skull - almost 3 years ago
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Mother! One of my classmates died in the Kiln today, Mother.


902 - The Phantom Planet - over 4 years ago
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He's showing off his Ray Bolger physique


K20 - The Last Chase - about 8 years ago
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Ichabod Crane's School for Boys!


K16 - City on Fire - about 8 years ago
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Where is that damn violin?


804 - The Deadly Mantis - over 8 years ago
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Canada, our mortal enemy!


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The Storage Locker of Dr. Caligari.


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No one's ever attempted an interpretive dance of Mein Kampf before.


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Ooooh and Joan Collins in checked into the boards.


620 - Danger! Death Ray - about 8 years ago
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This has the tone of an Incredible Hulk episode.


402 - The Giant Gila Monster - about 8 years ago
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The Mole People have been a great source of strength.


K16 - City on Fire - about 8 years ago
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It's okay they're menthols.


K16 - City on Fire - about 8 years ago
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She's hammered!