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Favorite Episodes

  1. Final Justice
    259
  2. Diabolik
    207
  3. Mighty Jack
    166
  4. Fugitive Alien
    320
  5. The Last Chase
    34
  6. City on Fire
    48
  7. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    272
  8. The Deadly Mantis
    208
  9. The Crawling Eye
    252
  10. Devil Fish
    248
  11. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    287
  12. Devil Doll
    240
  13. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    269
  14. The Creeping Terror
    243
  15. Beginning of the End
    254
  16. Space Mutiny
    874
  17. It Conquered the World
    277
  18. Puma Man
    502
  19. The Beatniks
    181
  20. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    663
  21. Revenge of the Mysterons From Mars
    33
  22. Gamera vs. Zigra
    26
  23. Outlaw of Gor
    307
  24. Red Zone Cuba
    222
  25. Gamera vs. Gaos
    29
  26. The Giant Spider Invasion
    334
  27. Avalanche
    35
  28. Avalanche
    35
  29. Laserblast
    383
  30. Soultaker
    364
  31. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    188
  32. Terror from the Year 5000
    235
  33. The Killer Shrews
    249
  34. The Starfighters
    230
  35. Earth vs. the Spider
    191
  36. Alien from L.A.
    268
  37. Gunslinger
    160
  38. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    219
  39. Time of the Apes
    265
  40. The Space Children
    173
  41. Teenage Crime Wave
    177
  42. The Corpse Vanishes
    148
  43. Kitten with a Whip
    149
  44. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    410
  45. War of the Colossal Beast
    216
  46. Teenage Caveman
    149
  47. Gamera vs. Guiron
    239
  48. Operation Double 007
    227
  49. The Incredible Melting Man
    268
  50. Zombie Nightmare
    295
  51. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    212
  52. Moon Zero Two
    190
  53. Teenage Strangler
    306
  54. The Christmas that Almost Wasn't
    13
  55. The Giant Gila Monster
    246
  56. The She-Creature
    168
  57. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    165
  58. The Million Eyes of Sumuru
    28
  59. Superdome
    42
  60. The Land that Time Forgot
    19
  61. Last of the Wild Horses
    158
  62. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    151
  63. Ring of Terror
    187
  64. Angels' Revenge
    203
  65. The Loves of Hercules
    15
  66. Yongary
    17
  67. At the Earth's Core
    16
  68. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    168
  69. Atlantic Rim
    9
  70. Master Ninja I
    248
  71. Gorgo
    165
  72. Prince of Space
    451
  73. Prince of Space
    451
  74. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    237
  75. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    251
  76. Space Travelers
    148
  77. Ator
    9
  78. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    297
  79. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    297
  80. Hercules and the Captive Women
    152
  81. The Slime People
    122
  82. High School Big Shot
    184
  83. Escape 2000
    249
  84. Manhunt in Space
    161
  85. The Human Duplicators
    201
  86. The Mad Monster
    136
  87. The Deadly Bees
    212
  88. Master Ninja II
    154
  89. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    208
  90. The Indestructible Man
    152
  91. Wild Rebels
    160
  92. Robot Monster
    150
  93. Future War
    253
  94. Lost Continent
    238
  95. Crash of the Moons
    166
  96. Rocketship X-M
    275
  97. Rocket Attack USA
    146
  98. The Leech Woman
    229
  99. Eegah
    378
  100. Project Moonbase
    111
  101. Gamera
    234
  102. Daddy-O
    243
  103. 12 to the Moon
    198
  104. The Atomic Brain
    164
  105. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    317
  106. The Skydivers
    266
  107. SST: Death Flight
    75
  108. Phase IV
    57
  109. Warrior of the Lost World
    318
  110. The Rebel Set
    156
  111. Being from Another Planet
    190
  112. City Limits
    168
  113. It Lives by Night
    168
  114. The Projected Man
    196
  115. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    249
  116. Horrors of Spider Island
    218
  117. The Magic Sword
    201
  118. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    209
  119. Werewolf
    518
  120. Quest of the Delta Knights
    252
  121. The Screaming Skull
    264
  122. Gamera vs. Barugon
    168
  123. Teenagers from Outer Space
    276
  124. The Black Scorpion
    117
  125. Hamlet
    176
  126. Hercules Unchained
    177
  127. Hercules
    151
  128. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    207
  129. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    270
  130. Invasion USA
    171
  131. Night of the Blood Beast
    306
  132. The Violent Years
    167
  133. The Undead
    236
  134. The Wild World of Batwoman
    227
  135. Squirm
    232
  136. The Dead Talk Back
    276
  137. Jungle Goddess
    181
  138. Time Chasers
    425
  139. Village of the Giants
    191
  140. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    223
  141. The Brute Man
    209
  142. Danger! Death Ray
    454
  143. I Accuse My Parents
    398
  144. Stranded in Space
    126
  145. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    189
  146. First Spaceship on Venus
    151
  147. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    197
  148. The Phantom Planet
    212
  149. The Sinister Urge
    210
  150. The Amazing Colossal Man
    203
  151. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    204
  152. The Crawling Hand
    155
  153. Swamp Diamonds
    148
  154. Cave Dwellers
    419
  155. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    325
  156. Robot Holocaust
    148
  157. Horror of Party Beach
    307
  158. Revenge of the Creature
    214
  159. Riding with Death
    381
  160. Tormented
    218
  161. Bride of the Monster
    227
  162. Mitchell
    565
  163. Bloodlust
    182
  164. Gamera vs. Zigra
    167
  165. Catalina Caper
    258
  166. The Sword and the Dragon
    215
  167. San Francisco International
    255
  168. Girl in Gold Boots
    270
  169. The Day the Earth Froze
    268
  170. Track of the Moon Beast
    271
  171. The Mole People
    196
  172. Colossus and the Headhunters
    175
  173. Code Name Diamond Head
    182
  174. Gamera vs. Gaos
    144
  175. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    217
  176. Jack Frost
    324
  177. Pod People
    550
  178. King Dinosaur
    196
  179. Radar Secret Service
    216
  180. Santa Claus
    286

Recent Comments with recent replies

WooHooo Finally Got'em All!
Forum - 6 days ago
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With the current Mother's Day Sale over at Rifftrax I was able to buy the last episode of the Batman serial. What a corker! Who'd guess that Daenerys would torch Gotham and name Robin as her Hand?


B-Movie Book Club
Forum - 5 days ago
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I have just finished "With Nails", which is excerpts from Richard E.Grant's movie-making diaries. It qualifies for B-Movie literature, due to an entire section dedicated to the making of the Mega-B flop 'Hudson Hawk'.
Now I am a few chapters into Bruce Campbell's latest tome, "Hail to the Chin".

Both highly recommended. Grant's book is outrageous, while Campbell is as likeable and entertaining as he was in "If Chins could kill".


The Seventies:
614 - San Francisco International - about 5 years ago
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They took up less than 1/4th of my life, and yet I'm still filled with shame each and every time I slog through this dreck, as if its very existence were somehow all my fault. Just the Senate bit alone-- GAH! I swear, the big reveal in The Unearthly didn't showcase this many shambling, malformed he-freaks! o_0


803 - The Mole People - over 2 years ago
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The mansplaining reaches critical levels in this one!


Bulk cheese
Forum - about 1 month ago
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Those of you with Amazon Prime, check out The Naked Monster. It's like the Airplane! of ultra-cheap monster movies, with lots of faces from the Golden Age of Cheese.


Roller Gator
Forum - about 2 months ago
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SO Roller Gator is currently the Deal of the Week over at the Rifftrax. Has anyone seen it? What did you think?


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Wait, I just realized something! If Derek is the son of the alien ruler, wouldn't that make him...

The Prince of Space?


316 - Gamera vs. Zigra - almost 6 years ago
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Why are Japanese girls and dolphins always so cute?


316 - Gamera vs. Zigra - over 2 years ago
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I think that the real question here is: how did that Orange Jumpsuit guy work as a dolphin trainer for probably his whole life and yet not know that dolphins use echolocation until now?


316 - Gamera vs. Zigra - about 1 month ago
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So, the dolphin trainer guy is heading back to SeaWorld, during a mass evacuation, sees a strange woman on the side of the road wearing nothing but a bikini, stops to pick her up, and helps her with her task in finding two children at SeaWorld... during a mass evacuation. Yeah, I can see that, I guess.


Recent Riffs

912 - The Screaming Skull - 2 months ago
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Mother! One of my classmates died in the Kiln today, Mother.


902 - The Phantom Planet - over 1 year ago
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He's showing off his Ray Bolger physique


K20 - The Last Chase - over 5 years ago
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Ichabod Crane's School for Boys!


K16 - City on Fire - over 5 years ago
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Where is that damn violin?


804 - The Deadly Mantis - over 5 years ago
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Canada, our mortal enemy!


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The Storage Locker of Dr. Caligari.


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No one's ever attempted an interpretive dance of Mein Kampf before.


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Ooooh and Joan Collins in checked into the boards.


620 - Danger! Death Ray - over 5 years ago
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This has the tone of an Incredible Hulk episode.


402 - The Giant Gila Monster - over 5 years ago
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The Mole People have been a great source of strength.


K16 - City on Fire - over 5 years ago
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It's okay they're menthols.


K16 - City on Fire - over 5 years ago
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She's hammered!