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Jon, haven't "seen" u around these parts lately. Hope all is great your way.

I just wanted 2 say u have NO IDEA how THANKFUL I am that u posted that info on the stream link! My main home computer is having issues and everything freezes EXCEPT the stream if I have it running, which I always do in the background.

U have no idea how thankful I am 4 that!!!!! MUCH, MUCH gratitude 2 u!

Merci Beau coup, gracias, gratzi, danke! x 1,000!


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Beleaguered Public Servant - almost 4 years ago

Moltar, from the ovens of Moltor. I met your daddy once in a steel cage match. I wish ya coulda seen your old man, weepin' like a woman after my patented pile driver. Yeaah, your dad remembers me.


Favorite Episodes

  1. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    218
  2. Space Mutiny
    813
  3. The Creeping Terror
    223
  4. Monster A-Go Go
    309
  5. Prince of Space
    398
  6. Future War
    234
  7. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    229
  8. Werewolf
    474
  9. Zombie Nightmare
    271
  10. Puma Man
    453
  11. The Giant Spider Invasion
    304
  12. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    378
  13. The Wild World of Batwoman
    203
  14. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    241
  15. Warrior of the Lost World
    285
  16. Hobgoblins
    350
  17. The Starfighters
    206
  18. Horror of Party Beach
    278
  19. Devil Fish
    228
  20. The Mole People
    169
  21. The Screaming Skull
    234
  22. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    258
  23. Outlaw of Gor
    279
  24. Teenagers from Outer Space
    244
  25. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    614
  26. Horrors of Spider Island
    195
  27. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    202
  28. King Dinosaur
    173
  29. Cave Dwellers
    380
  30. Mighty Jack
    151
  31. Angels' Revenge
    186
  32. Time of the Apes
    239
  33. Santa Claus
    260
  34. Final Justice
    237
  35. Catalina Caper
    243
  36. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    262
  37. Laserblast
    346
  38. Eegah
    349
  39. Operation Double 007
    204
  40. Girl in Gold Boots
    246
  41. Night of the Blood Beast
    273
  42. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    296
  43. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    199
  44. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    246
  45. The Sword and the Dragon
    196
  46. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    284
  47. Jack Frost
    284
  48. Racket Girls
    151
  49. Time Chasers
    394
  50. Soultaker
    332
  51. It Lives by Night
    148
  52. The Touch of Satan
    301
  53. Gamera vs. Guiron
    18
  54. Gamera vs. Zigra
    19
  55. Gamera vs. Gaos
    21
  56. Gamera
    30
  57. Gamera vs. Barugon
    42

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701 - Night of the Blood Beast - almost 4 years ago

Once Upon A Honeymoon is one of the funniest shorts they ever did.


What's the latest?
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Forum - over 1 year ago

News update? What's the playlist been? I see teenagers from outer space just started. I saw Cabot's bony a** on screen earlier. Anyone see who the new mad is? And who is the red haired women on the kickstarter splash page?


rifftrax shorts
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Forum - almost 3 years ago

i am about to buy the star wars holiday special from the rifftrax website and i realized that i've been hearing about how cheap the shorts are, so i might as well get some of those too! any suggestions for which shorts i should get?


Favorite beer?
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Forum - almost 3 years ago

GO!


The Sword and The Sorcerer
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Forum - almost 3 years ago

Any fans of Cave Dwellers, Outlaw of Gor, Deathstalker and Quest of the Delta Knights should get the newest Rifftrax VOD, Sword and the Sorcerer. It's pretty much those four movies put together.


I haven't been on much this summer. Is this typical now?
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Forum - almost 3 years ago

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It's cloudy today.
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Forum - almost 3 years ago

Friends. *stares blankly at screen for 38 minutes* I've avoided the forum lately because I didn't want to "kill the vibe" - but today, I have nowhere else to go.

My brain, in a nutshell: I have some big decisions to make, all of which are based on so many possibilities and contingencies. A change is needed, yes. But some decisions are held back by other variables that have yet to be seen. I know, makes perfect sense, right?

My head hurts. My body aches. I feel like I am going to collapse. There is so much I want/need/must say and do; but it's all turmoil in my head. I've sunk into something new and terrifying and I feel like I'm drowning.

Part of me wants to just word vomit all over your screen and go over every gruesome detail of the past decade and why I feel the way I do right now and blah blah blarrrgh. The other part of me wants to crawl into bed and never come out from under the covers. And then there's "Middle Me". He wants change. He wants to take action. He realizes that this is his chance to start his life over. Hell, he's turning 30 in a couple of months. This is the perfect time to start anew.

But he can't - at least, not right now. Not in the present state.

So there you have it. I'm not sure what you guys can do with this info. I guess I just need some kind of interaction. Some advice. Fuck, tell me a joke even. I don't know.


my accidental project: "For The Very First Time Again"
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Forum - about 3 years ago

A few other folks on here have mentioned their "projects" -- starting with the earliest existing KTMA episode and working up to Diabolik, watching all the original unriffed versions of the movies -- and I've always just enjoyed picking episodes based on my mood or a certain occasion, with no real "project" in mind other than watching Joike'n'the Bots shred some horrible-assed old movies.

But, aaaaaanyway... some weeks back, when the Big YouTube Blackout was really starting to bite, I decided it'd be a good idea to fire up my trusty YouTube downloader add-on and nab copies of all the episodes I didn't have copies of yet, and make up my mind later if I'd keep them in rotation or not.

So, here I am with the biggest pile of as-yet-unwatched episodes since my spectacular flaming re-entry into the fandom about three years ago. They're mostly SciFi-era stuff -- a large part of it from Season 10 -- with a little scattering of CC and Joel shows. Some of them I haven't seen since they first aired, some not since they went out of reruns; some of the Season 10 stuff I actually missed entirely as SciFi was jerking their time slot around really badly, iirc. So, basically, I'm watching these episodes for the first time.

Sweet! Looks like I have a project: For The Very First Time, Again.

From the binge download of about a month ago, I grabbed:
-Space Travelers (via DAP Central torrent, without the interlacing artifact issues)
-Being From Another Planet
-Alien From L.A.
-Giant Spider Invasion
-Hobgoblins
-Overdrawn At The Memory Bank
-Future War
-Blood Waters Of Dr. Z
-Boggy Creek II
-Final Justice
-It Lives By Night

I've taken my time leisurely crunching these down, watching them late at night when I'm not working or sketching and can just sit back, spark one up, and savor a "new" episode of MST3K. I've watched half of these at least twice so far, to see if there's any new instant favorites in here, and I can tell it's gonna be some serious fun.

Here's what I've seen so far:
-Space Travelers
-Being From Another Planet
-Giant Spider Invasion
-Blood Waters Of Dr. Z
-Boggy Creek II
-It Lives By Night

Any recommendations from the rest?


hot damn, a new Instant Favorite!
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Forum - about 3 years ago

And it is... (drum roll) Giant Spider Invasion!
Hell, how can you go wrong with Alan Hale, Barbara Hale, and a crappy fake giant spider, directed by the legend himself, Bill Rebane, a man whose very name is gold to me -- OK, comedy gold, but, still -- and which quickly earned a solid spot in rotation. This episode is a gift that keeps on giving -- the credit sequence design strangely reminiscent of Monster A Go-Go, the trademark Rebane "dark" visual style and poor sound, Alan Hale actually speaking the phrase "little buddy" in the dialogue, the merciless needling of Wisconsin and Packer fans -- VAAAAAAA-AAAANNNNNNCE!

There's even a new favorite final riff in this one: as they're leaving the theater, right before door no. 1 slams on them, Nelson's low, ominous intonation: "go Packers...!"


Don't forget Retro TV Saturday
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Forum - about 3 years ago

MST3K makes its debut on the Retro channel this Saturday, the 5th . Below is a link to an affiliate list (you might need rabbit ears) and a schedule for your region.

http://www.myretrotv.com/affiliates--schedules.html

Now what the hell did I do with my VCR? lol.

I can't tell what episode will be the debut but here is list of the ones Retro acquired the rights to:

103- The Mad Monster
105- The Corpse Vanishes
211- First Spaceship On Venus
320- The Unearthly
323- The Castle of Fu Manchu
402- The Giant Gila Monster
409- The Indestructible Man
412- Hercules And The Captive Women
419- The Rebel Set
424- Manos: The Hands of Fate
507- I Accuse My Parents
511- Gunslinger
517- Beginning of the End
518- The Atomic Brain
610- The Violent Years
616- Racket Girls
619- Red Zone Cuba
701- Night Of The Blood Beast
812- The Incredibly Strange Creatures…
820- Space Mutiny
821- Time Chasers
822- Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
908- The Touch of Satan
1002- Girl in Gold Boots
1003- Merlin’s Shop of Mystical Wonders
1009- Hamlet


Recent Riffs

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612 - The Starfighters - almost 4 years ago

"Yes a CORN detasseler..."


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612 - The Starfighters - over 4 years ago

We spent billions so the Air Force could... mess around.


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612 - The Starfighters - almost 4 years ago

"Yooou and I refueled by moonlight, fuuuel like sparkling champagne..."


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701 - Night of the Blood Beast - almost 4 years ago

Walter Cronkite approves.


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807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - almost 4 years ago

"Ms. Blake, ever since I studied with Professor Erling, Ive been a little afraid of him.".. "He's a 50-foot cyclops."


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807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - almost 4 years ago

Guy's on keyboards back there.


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807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - almost 4 years ago

Furnace Repairmen from the year 5000!


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619 - Red Zone Cuba - almost 4 years ago

"Tor no go back."


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619 - Red Zone Cuba - almost 4 years ago

Oh, how I long for Cuba...


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619 - Red Zone Cuba - almost 4 years ago

"I hope you guys don't mind, but I've dressed like an ol' time sheriff!"


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619 - Red Zone Cuba - almost 4 years ago

Kelly commands such loyalty from his men.