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Jenica Burgos
In Las Vegas, NV, USA

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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Starfighters
    208
  2. San Francisco International
    233
  3. Devil Doll
    218
  4. The Leech Woman
    204
  5. The Screaming Skull
    237
  6. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    243
  7. Revenge of the Creature
    196
  8. Future War
    236
  9. I Accuse My Parents
    364

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802 - The Leech Woman - over 4 years ago
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Is the "original Ray Croc" the same burger-esque picture that's on the wall in This Island Earth?


908 - The Touch of Satan - almost 4 years ago
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So if Melissa is, like, 120 years old and her dad in the witch scene is not Luther the sweaty walnut rancher, who the hell are Luther and Molly? Melissa's grandkids?


611 - Last of the Wild Horses - over 4 years ago
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I love using the (fill in the blanks) of the Ooooooold west joke in my everyday life. It never fails to crack me up.


612 - The Starfighters - over 4 years ago
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Maybe I'm a bad person, but this is one of my favorites. The impotency jokes, the corn detassling, the crunchy hair, the huge horrifying faces. I love it all. Remember: "We're not here to admire this plane!"


1005 - Blood Waters of Dr. Z - over 4 years ago
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I really hate that "Edward Boy" dies in this movie. He's the only likable character.


910 - The Final Sacrifice - over 3 years ago
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I know I'm not the only one who had to Google Larry Csonka here. And yes, I spelled it Zonka.


1007 - Track of the Moon Beast - over 4 years ago
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Because of this movie I can never say the word "onions" without sighing first. Nor can I read a list without thinking "sigh...onions." Thank you Johnny Longbone for making us laugh about stew, again.


802 - The Leech Woman - over 4 years ago
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I think Sally was in Girl's Town as the Romulan Judo roommate.


320 - The Unearthly - over 3 years ago
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Anyone else notice that they used the same music in Bloodlust?


1004 - Future War - over 3 years ago
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This movie is weirdly adorable.


the ultimate test
Forum - over 3 years ago
2 laughs

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sometimes while getting to know someone i'll throw out 'in the not too distant future...' and judge how they respond... next sunday a.d? way down in deep 13? somewhere in time and space? or, worst of all, the blank stare. does anyone else use this to gauge character?


Creepiest MST moments?
Forum - over 3 years ago
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So, what are the moments that freak y'all out the most? Here's my top five:
5. Devil Doll: When Vorelli hypnotizes that guy into thinking he's going to get shot in the face and the audience politely claps.
4. The Creeping Terror: The whole scene with the hefty therapist fishing guy and his grandson who keeps hitting the bush with a stick.
3. The short with Alex Zanderphipps and the bacon and the electric dress and the weird sexual undertones and the mushroom seminars and all.
2. Blood Waters of Dr. Z: The lab seems like it would smell like if the Pirates of the Caribbean ride broke down on the hottest day of the year and everyone had to survive on popcorn and go to the bathroom in the dunking well.
1. When Mike, as a horrible clown, says to Gypsy: "Little girl, do you want a salted nut roll?"


Recent Riffs

507 - I Accuse My Parents - over 3 years ago
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I don't understand the holy spirit. Is it a bird?


507 - I Accuse My Parents - over 3 years ago
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Yes, Satan, speak to me through this song...heh...


801 - Revenge of the Creature - over 3 years ago
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Argh, his butt's wet.


1007 - Track of the Moon Beast - over 4 years ago
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Surprise! It was me running the slides!


903 - Puma Man - over 4 years ago
9 laughs

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When/You want/The flavor of bacon/In a dip.


1001 - Soultaker - over 4 years ago
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...you want Batman crazy foam?


802 - The Leech Woman - over 4 years ago
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I'm DOING it, Shakazulu, GOD!