So if Melissa is, like, 120 years old and her dad in the witch scene is not Luther the sweaty walnut rancher, who the hell are Luther and Molly? Melissa's grandkids?

Is the "original Ray Croc" the same burger-esque picture that's on the wall in This Island Earth?

I love using the (fill in the blanks) of the Ooooooold west joke in my everyday life. It never fails to crack me up.

Maybe I'm a bad person, but this is one of my favorites. The impotency jokes, the corn detassling, the crunchy hair, the huge horrifying faces. I love it all. Remember: "We're not here to admire this plane!"

I really hate that "Edward Boy" dies in this movie. He's the only likable character.

I know I'm not the only one who had to Google Larry Csonka here. And yes, I spelled it Zonka.

Because of this movie I can never say the word "onions" without sighing first. Nor can I read a list without thinking "sigh...onions." Thank you Johnny Longbone for making us laugh about stew, again.

I think Sally was in Girl's Town as the Romulan Judo roommate.

Anyone else notice that they used the same music in Bloodlust?

This movie is weirdly adorable.

sometimes while getting to know someone i'll throw out 'in the not too distant future...' and judge how they respond... next sunday a.d? way down in deep 13? somewhere in time and space? or, worst of all, the blank stare. does anyone else use this to gauge character?

So, what are the moments that freak y'all out the most? Here's my top five:
5. Devil Doll: When Vorelli hypnotizes that guy into thinking he's going to get shot in the face and the audience politely claps.
4. The Creeping Terror: The whole scene with the hefty therapist fishing guy and his grandson who keeps hitting the bush with a stick.
3. The short with Alex Zanderphipps and the bacon and the electric dress and the weird sexual undertones and the mushroom seminars and all.
2. Blood Waters of Dr. Z: The lab seems like it would smell like if the Pirates of the Caribbean ride broke down on the hottest day of the year and everyone had to survive on popcorn and go to the bathroom in the dunking well.
1. When Mike, as a horrible clown, says to Gypsy: "Little girl, do you want a salted nut roll?"