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Favorite Episodes

  1. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    177
  2. Warrior of the Lost World
    282
  3. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    214
  4. The Touch of Satan
    294
  5. The Final Sacrifice
    657
  6. Final Justice
    233
  7. Teenage Strangler
    276
  8. Ring of Terror
    163
  9. Eegah
    341
  10. The Skydivers
    228
  11. Beginning of the End
    232
  12. High School Big Shot
    158
  13. The Rebel Set
    138
  14. The Beatniks
    161
  15. The Wild World of Batwoman
    193
  16. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    184
  17. City Limits
    147
  18. Girl in Gold Boots
    242
  19. 12 to the Moon
    174
  20. Girls Town
    251
  21. Night of the Blood Beast
    267
  22. The Phantom Planet
    186
  23. Teenage Crime Wave
    151
  24. Space Travelers
    126
  25. The Leech Woman
    195
  26. Quest of the Delta Knights
    227
  27. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    226
  28. Time of the Apes
    230
  29. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    226
  30. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    144
  31. Moon Zero Two
    161
  32. Kitten with a Whip
    131
  33. Project Moonbase
    92
  34. Laserblast
    342
  35. The Black Scorpion
    95
  36. The Screaming Skull
    233
  37. Santa Claus
    254
  38. Outlaw of Gor
    269
  39. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    368
  40. Earth vs. the Spider
    167
  41. The Space Children
    139
  42. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    283
  43. The Deadly Bees
    177
  44. It Lives by Night
    145
  45. Pod People
    485
  46. Tormented
    188
  47. Squirm
    197
  48. City on Fire
    44
  49. Red Zone Cuba
    196
  50. The Amazing Transparent Man
    125
  51. The Giant Spider Invasion
    298
  52. Zombie Nightmare
    267
  53. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    194
  54. Teenagers from Outer Space
    232
  55. Puma Man
    446
  56. The Violent Years
    140
  57. The Unearthly
    170
  58. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    151
  59. The Slime People
    98
  60. The Incredible Melting Man
    235
  61. I Accuse My Parents
    353
  62. First Spaceship on Venus
    128
  63. The Dead Talk Back
    244
  64. Soultaker
    326
  65. Escape 2000
    216
  66. Monster A-Go Go
    302
  67. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    290
  68. Bride of the Monster
    196
  69. Space Mutiny
    794
  70. Time Chasers
    387
  71. Future War
    233
  72. Prince of Space
    387
  73. Track of the Moon Beast
    239
  74. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    302
  75. San Francisco International
    225
  76. Gamera
    196
  77. Devil Doll
    210
  78. Gorgo
    153
  79. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    235
  80. Devil Fish
    223
  81. Alien from L.A.
    242
  82. Village of the Giants
    169
  83. The Atomic Brain
    139
  84. Colossus and the Headhunters
    152
  85. Bloodlust
    152
  86. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    122
  87. The Creeping Terror
    219
  88. The Deadly Mantis
    172
  89. Invasion USA
    141
  90. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    179
  91. SST: Death Flight
    67
  92. Gamera vs. Gaos
    118
  93. Riding with Death
    338
  94. The Starfighters
    202
  95. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    292
  96. Mitchell
    506
  97. Werewolf
    463
  98. Master Ninja I
    221
  99. Master Ninja II
    138
  100. Teenage Caveman
    126
  101. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    195
  102. The Killer Shrews
    214
  103. Last of the Wild Horses
    137
  104. Fugitive Alien
    276
  105. Rocket Attack USA
    127
  106. Rocketship X-M
    243
  107. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    166
  108. The Brute Man
    180
  109. Robot Holocaust
    126
  110. Robot Monster
    131
  111. It Conquered the World
    233
  112. King Dinosaur
    168
  113. Horrors of Spider Island
    188
  114. The Magic Sword
    174
  115. Legend of the Dinosaurs
    38
  116. Horror of Party Beach
    274
  117. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    237
  118. Hercules
    127
  119. Being from Another Planet
    164
  120. Invaders from the Deep
    23
  121. Lost Continent
    212
  122. Danger! Death Ray
    404
  123. The She-Creature
    146
  124. The Mad Monster
    115
  125. The Amazing Colossal Man
    173
  126. Code Name Diamond Head
    158
  127. Hobgoblins
    343
  128. Revenge of the Creature
    185
  129. Cave Dwellers
    367
  130. Mighty Jack
    146
  131. The Day the Earth Froze
    230
  132. Radar Secret Service
    180
  133. Gamera vs. Barugon
    137
  134. Hercules and the Captive Women
    131
  135. Jack Frost
    280
  136. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    182
  137. The Sword and the Dragon
    190
  138. The Indestructible Man
    136
  139. Hangar 18
    37
  140. The Undead
    207
  141. Manhunt in Space
    141
  142. Terror from the Year 5000
    209
  143. War of the Colossal Beast
    192
  144. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    261
  145. Diabolik
    182
  146. The Crawling Eye
    216
  147. The Sinister Urge
    187
  148. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    242
  149. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    237
  150. The Sidehackers
    174
  151. Gamera vs. Zigra
    136
  152. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    177
  153. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    185
  154. The Mole People
    162
  155. Angels' Revenge
    183
  156. The Human Duplicators
    171
  157. Gamera vs. Guiron
    205

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The Great Space Circus Show
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Forum - 3 days ago

Best cameo on the new season?
For me, it's gotta be Mark Hamill. Luke Skywalker, the quintessential voice of Batman's classic foe the Joker, and.... MSTie? The man gets better with age!


Alright.........
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Forum - 3 days ago

Cry Wilderness is pretty funny.


Some answers and not-quite answers
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Forum - 4 days ago

Stop With The Political Talking Points.
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Forum - 6 days ago

The reboot will NOT last 2 full seasons. IMHO, many Mstie's will say they love the reboot no matter how bad they want to tell themselves it's not. I feel like a child who waited all year for Christmas only to be told that Santa died in November & won't be getting any presents this year. Also the numerous political injections are tiresome....Hey Joel: We get it, you're a liberal! Ever think that half your audience isn't liberal? I never understood why celebrities want to interject their political views upon their audiences when they should know that half said audience might not like it and you end up alienating them.


Fan theories and thoughts on the new season
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Forum - 13 days ago

THESE ARE NOT THE BOTS WE ONCE KNEW.

By which I mean... Fan theory time. Got one? Let's dish, girlfriend.

Like, I'm diggin' the new season, jiving with this turkey much more than I thought I would. I binged the first three episodes, and the show felt familiar enough that I curled up in bed and watched the the third one in a hazy half-nap state, which is generally how I watch the "classic" episodes. (I mean this in a good way. No other show is so gosh darn relaxing to watch.)

But... This is not MY Tom. This is not MY Crow. While the fate of Cambot and Gypsy were left unresolved in the Diabolik episode, it is my belief that Tom and Crow are living with Mike on Earth.

So how did Tom and Crow get on Moon 13? Hmm? Hmmmmmmmmmm?!?!
I posit that Kinga Forrester and Max (TV's Son of TV's Frank, who by the way is not the son of Frank but a botched clone, at least in this fan's mind) forced Jonah to build his own bots, using existing blueprints left behind by Joel. Why is Gypsy's voice so different? Different Gypsy, of course! Why are Tom and Crow back in space? Different Tom and Crow!

Poor Cambot, though... He remains the same ol' oft-forgotten bot we've always known.


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1010 - It Lives by Night - about 2 months ago

Where does this movie take place? They've got both a desert and a ski resort, and must be in Central/South America, because after a bat bite, the main character displays traits of a vampire bat, and vampire bats don't live in North America. But no one speaks Spanish in the movie, so what gives?

This guy is just homicidal (sorry, "heterocidal") and mentally unhinged. The bat bite had nothing to do with anything and he's just using it as an excuse to roll his eyes and pretend to convulse every time he wants to get out of an annoying conversation. He's giving bats a bad name. Shame on him!


Oh the Horror!
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Forum - 14 days ago

I should have known since I am getting up there in age ;o)' I've discovered I have Reptile Dysfunction ...I'm thoroughly enjoying the 1st Experiment so far :) Also..a shout out to Erin Gray and I really have to laugh at the General from Reptilicus..he's right out of a Ed Wood movie.


OT, but recommendation
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Forum - 16 days ago

So, there is this show that I have recently taken the time to actually watch, and it is called "Scrubs." And it is hilarious. It is one of the most well-balanced sitcoms ever. And it has a great sense of humor and unlike Family Guy, the cut-away gags ACTUALLY make sense here, being daydreams of the character. It works really well and it's something I recommend.


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Forum - 17 days ago

my geise...


Recent Riffs

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301 - Cave Dwellers - almost 4 years ago

Oh no, they've jumped right into a Kurosawa film!


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1010 - It Lives by Night - about 2 months ago

You'll get the money, let me go!


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1010 - It Lives by Night - about 2 months ago

"No straggling, no wandering off." No fun!


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1010 - It Lives by Night - about 2 months ago

I'm just gonna drive it off a cliff, honey.


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908 - The Touch of Satan - about 2 months ago

You think I wanted your saliva? Is that why you did that?


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815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - 3 months ago

Hirsute Astronauts Revile Massachusetts.


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"Kiss off, Slappy!"


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109 - Project Moonbase - 4 months ago

Battery pack separating from frisbee.


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813 - Jack Frost - 4 months ago

Thanks for the feather. You can go back up now.


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106 - The Crawling Hand - 4 months ago

"I'm really not hungry."
That's okay, I'm really not your grandpa.


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411 - The Magic Sword - 5 months ago

"Magic mirror, show me what has upset my boy." Adolescence! Puberty! Raging hormones!


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411 - The Magic Sword - 5 months ago

This isn't the movie, it's an employment program!