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Alex C. lives in a van down by the river
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Favorite Episodes

  1. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    208
  2. Warrior of the Lost World
    324
  3. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    238
  4. The Touch of Satan
    334
  5. The Final Sacrifice
    736
  6. Final Justice
    259
  7. Teenage Strangler
    306
  8. Ring of Terror
    186
  9. Eegah
    380
  10. The Skydivers
    266
  11. Beginning of the End
    254
  12. High School Big Shot
    185
  13. The Rebel Set
    156
  14. The Beatniks
    182
  15. The Wild World of Batwoman
    227
  16. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    220
  17. City Limits
    168
  18. Girl in Gold Boots
    271
  19. 12 to the Moon
    200
  20. Girls Town
    283
  21. Night of the Blood Beast
    307
  22. The Phantom Planet
    212
  23. Teenage Crime Wave
    178
  24. Space Travelers
    148
  25. The Leech Woman
    233
  26. Quest of the Delta Knights
    253
  27. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    253
  28. Time of the Apes
    266
  29. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    249
  30. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    168
  31. Moon Zero Two
    194
  32. Kitten with a Whip
    149
  33. Project Moonbase
    111
  34. Laserblast
    385
  35. The Black Scorpion
    119
  36. The Screaming Skull
    264
  37. Santa Claus
    286
  38. Outlaw of Gor
    309
  39. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    412
  40. Earth vs. the Spider
    192
  41. The Space Children
    175
  42. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    318
  43. The Deadly Bees
    212
  44. It Lives by Night
    169
  45. Pod People
    554
  46. Tormented
    218
  47. Squirm
    232
  48. City on Fire
    48
  49. Red Zone Cuba
    223
  50. The Amazing Transparent Man
    139
  51. The Giant Spider Invasion
    335
  52. Zombie Nightmare
    296
  53. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    217
  54. Teenagers from Outer Space
    277
  55. Puma Man
    504
  56. The Violent Years
    167
  57. The Unearthly
    197
  58. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    168
  59. The Slime People
    122
  60. The Incredible Melting Man
    268
  61. I Accuse My Parents
    399
  62. First Spaceship on Venus
    152
  63. The Dead Talk Back
    276
  64. Soultaker
    366
  65. Escape 2000
    249
  66. Monster A-Go Go
    331
  67. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    328
  68. Bride of the Monster
    228
  69. Space Mutiny
    877
  70. Time Chasers
    425
  71. Future War
    256
  72. Prince of Space
    449
  73. Track of the Moon Beast
    274
  74. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    336
  75. San Francisco International
    256
  76. Gamera
    235
  77. Devil Doll
    241
  78. Gorgo
    166
  79. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    271
  80. Devil Fish
    250
  81. Alien from L.A.
    270
  82. Village of the Giants
    191
  83. The Atomic Brain
    164
  84. Colossus and the Headhunters
    175
  85. Bloodlust
    182
  86. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    151
  87. The Creeping Terror
    243
  88. The Deadly Mantis
    208
  89. Invasion USA
    171
  90. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    205
  91. SST: Death Flight
    75
  92. Gamera vs. Gaos
    144
  93. Riding with Death
    382
  94. The Starfighters
    231
  95. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    330
  96. Mitchell
    567
  97. Werewolf
    520
  98. Master Ninja I
    249
  99. Master Ninja II
    155
  100. Teenage Caveman
    149
  101. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    225
  102. The Killer Shrews
    250
  103. Last of the Wild Horses
    159
  104. Fugitive Alien
    322
  105. Rocket Attack USA
    147
  106. Rocketship X-M
    277
  107. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    191
  108. The Brute Man
    213
  109. Robot Holocaust
    152
  110. Robot Monster
    152
  111. It Conquered the World
    280
  112. King Dinosaur
    197
  113. Horrors of Spider Island
    218
  114. The Magic Sword
    204
  115. Legend of the Dinosaurs
    46
  116. Horror of Party Beach
    307
  117. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    273
  118. Hercules
    151
  119. Being from Another Planet
    193
  120. Invaders from the Deep
    36
  121. Lost Continent
    238
  122. Danger! Death Ray
    459
  123. The She-Creature
    168
  124. The Mad Monster
    137
  125. The Amazing Colossal Man
    204
  126. Code Name Diamond Head
    182
  127. Hobgoblins
    380
  128. Revenge of the Creature
    216
  129. Cave Dwellers
    423
  130. Mighty Jack
    168
  131. The Day the Earth Froze
    270
  132. Radar Secret Service
    219
  133. Gamera vs. Barugon
    169
  134. Hercules and the Captive Women
    153
  135. Jack Frost
    324
  136. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    210
  137. The Sword and the Dragon
    215
  138. The Indestructible Man
    153
  139. Hangar 18
    45
  140. The Undead
    237
  141. Manhunt in Space
    163
  142. Terror from the Year 5000
    237
  143. War of the Colossal Beast
    217
  144. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    289
  145. Diabolik
    207
  146. The Crawling Eye
    255
  147. The Sinister Urge
    210
  148. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    299
  149. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    270
  150. The Sidehackers
    204
  151. Gamera vs. Zigra
    169
  152. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    209
  153. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    212
  154. The Mole People
    197
  155. Angels' Revenge
    203
  156. The Human Duplicators
    203
  157. Gamera vs. Guiron
    240

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So the sexually repressed fortune teller makes "zombies" at the drop of a hat and to help cover up she stole an alcoholic possibly transgendered dancers make up.... Because.... That's what you do apparently when you can't get jimmy cricket for a concience but instead rely on the deer tick on your face.


103 - The Mad Monster - about 5 years ago
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Sam Newfield and Sigmund Neufeld--ala Lost Continent. What a team.


207 - Wild Rebels - over 2 years ago
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When everyone's sharing the same "chick" you may as well skip the middleman and just swap saliva with each other.


810 - The Giant Spider Invasion - about 5 years ago
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I swear Kevin Murphy must've just *loved* to do this show. He's all over the place and is easily my favorite on the show. Servo, Bobo, the Nanites, the voices, etc.


1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - over 5 years ago
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This movie was directed by a guy who made a film called The Corpse Grinders, which is about a company that took corpses and turned them into cat food, making cats crave the flesh of their owners.
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/bj/tcs/33438-the-corpse-grinders


Anti-Polish
701 - Night of the Blood Beast - about 3 years ago
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Crow's ethnic slur about 50.0 is rather jarring.


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I know plot-holes are usually beneath mention but:

Did anyone else notice that one THIRD of the stone was powerful enough to RESURRECT THE DEAD (with remarkably few side-effects) and yet Deathstalker still let them barbecue the chick who died saving him?

What the HELL man?


208 - Lost Continent - about 6 years ago
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Sweet, a reference to the world's truly worst movie, Andy Warhol's Empire State Building--the Movie. (Some call it art, but then again some people would call it art if Warhol had farted in a jar and declared it to be his masterpiece.)


1010 - It Lives by Night - over 2 years ago
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Where does this movie take place? They've got both a desert and a ski resort, and must be in Central/South America, because after a bat bite, the main character displays traits of a vampire bat, and vampire bats don't live in North America. But no one speaks Spanish in the movie, so what gives?

This guy is just homicidal (sorry, "heterocidal") and mentally unhinged. The bat bite had nothing to do with anything and he's just using it as an excuse to roll his eyes and pretend to convulse every time he wants to get out of an annoying conversation. He's giving bats a bad name. Shame on him!


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If this was being riffed now, there would be so many Bernie Sanders jokes. Whatever you may think of his politics, it's hard these days to hear someone decrying income inequality without him jumping to mind.


109 - Project Moonbase - almost 3 years ago
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The Cat-Women of the Moon riff is a comment regarding a movie titled Cat-Women of the Moon, which used the same props, sets, and costumes as this movie, and the two movies were released a day apart.


Caption This!
Forum - about 1 year ago
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Those of you old enough to have used a typewriter to do stuff other than look like a hipster may well remember the old "Caption This!" Section of the SciFi website. Time to resurrect! Please, ladies and gentlemen: CAPTION THIS!


Recent Riffs

807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - about 6 years ago
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Let's chip in and buy this movie a light.


212 - Godzilla vs. Megalon - 10 months ago
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Don't forget to ride towards traffic!


311 - It Conquered the World - about 6 years ago
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You know, there's nothing quite as pretty on a sunlit day as arterial spray on the white snow.


907 - Hobgoblins - almost 3 years ago
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You know, Mike, one thing I learned from this movie is that Daphne is a slut, and Amy wasn't fun until she became a slut.


518 - The Atomic Brain - over 1 year ago
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"Open it!" No... I've got... the keys... down here...


518 - The Atomic Brain - over 1 year ago
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I'm drunk too, meow.


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"Please don't go." Your hair won't clear the door.


419 - The Rebel Set - over 1 year ago
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Johnny's hydroplane disintegrates on impact.


109 - Project Moonbase - almost 2 years ago
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Meanwhile, back at the Cody Institute for people who almost die every week...


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"Now I can brown-nose myself."


809 - I Was a Teenage Werewolf - about 2 years ago
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Isn't one Gene Fowler enough? Couldn't they have stopped?


423 - Bride of the Monster - about 2 years ago
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Who's the doughy man on our porch step?