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Favorite Episodes

  1. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    173
  2. Warrior of the Lost World
    274
  3. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    210
  4. The Touch of Satan
    285
  5. The Final Sacrifice
    649
  6. Final Justice
    229
  7. Teenage Strangler
    270
  8. Ring of Terror
    161
  9. Eegah
    335
  10. The Skydivers
    224
  11. Beginning of the End
    228
  12. High School Big Shot
    155
  13. The Rebel Set
    136
  14. The Beatniks
    160
  15. The Wild World of Batwoman
    188
  16. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    182
  17. City Limits
    144
  18. Girl in Gold Boots
    239
  19. 12 to the Moon
    172
  20. Girls Town
    250
  21. Night of the Blood Beast
    259
  22. The Phantom Planet
    182
  23. Teenage Crime Wave
    149
  24. Space Travelers
    125
  25. The Leech Woman
    191
  26. Quest of the Delta Knights
    221
  27. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    219
  28. Time of the Apes
    224
  29. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    222
  30. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    144
  31. Moon Zero Two
    156
  32. Kitten with a Whip
    129
  33. Project Moonbase
    91
  34. Laserblast
    336
  35. The Black Scorpion
    94
  36. The Screaming Skull
    228
  37. Santa Claus
    251
  38. Outlaw of Gor
    264
  39. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    361
  40. Earth vs. the Spider
    166
  41. The Space Children
    138
  42. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    278
  43. The Deadly Bees
    174
  44. It Lives by Night
    143
  45. Pod People
    476
  46. Tormented
    187
  47. Squirm
    194
  48. City on Fire
    43
  49. Red Zone Cuba
    194
  50. The Amazing Transparent Man
    121
  51. The Giant Spider Invasion
    291
  52. Zombie Nightmare
    263
  53. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    193
  54. Teenagers from Outer Space
    230
  55. Puma Man
    440
  56. The Violent Years
    140
  57. The Unearthly
    166
  58. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    150
  59. The Slime People
    98
  60. The Incredible Melting Man
    230
  61. I Accuse My Parents
    346
  62. First Spaceship on Venus
    128
  63. The Dead Talk Back
    239
  64. Soultaker
    320
  65. Escape 2000
    210
  66. Monster A-Go Go
    293
  67. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    282
  68. Bride of the Monster
    194
  69. Space Mutiny
    784
  70. Time Chasers
    378
  71. Future War
    229
  72. Prince of Space
    378
  73. Track of the Moon Beast
    235
  74. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    297
  75. San Francisco International
    221
  76. Gamera
    192
  77. Devil Doll
    206
  78. Gorgo
    152
  79. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    232
  80. Devil Fish
    220
  81. Alien from L.A.
    239
  82. Village of the Giants
    167
  83. The Atomic Brain
    136
  84. Colossus and the Headhunters
    150
  85. Bloodlust
    150
  86. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    120
  87. The Creeping Terror
    218
  88. The Deadly Mantis
    171
  89. Invasion USA
    139
  90. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    176
  91. SST: Death Flight
    65
  92. Gamera vs. Gaos
    116
  93. Riding with Death
    336
  94. The Starfighters
    197
  95. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    289
  96. Mitchell
    497
  97. Werewolf
    457
  98. Master Ninja I
    217
  99. Master Ninja II
    135
  100. Teenage Caveman
    124
  101. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    192
  102. The Killer Shrews
    211
  103. Last of the Wild Horses
    135
  104. Fugitive Alien
    271
  105. Rocket Attack USA
    123
  106. Rocketship X-M
    239
  107. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    164
  108. The Brute Man
    175
  109. Robot Holocaust
    124
  110. Robot Monster
    130
  111. It Conquered the World
    227
  112. King Dinosaur
    166
  113. Horrors of Spider Island
    186
  114. The Magic Sword
    170
  115. Legend of the Dinosaurs
    38
  116. Horror of Party Beach
    270
  117. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    235
  118. Hercules
    125
  119. Being from Another Planet
    160
  120. Invaders from the Deep
    23
  121. Lost Continent
    209
  122. Danger! Death Ray
    397
  123. The She-Creature
    142
  124. The Mad Monster
    115
  125. The Amazing Colossal Man
    171
  126. Code Name Diamond Head
    153
  127. Hobgoblins
    335
  128. Revenge of the Creature
    183
  129. Cave Dwellers
    362
  130. Mighty Jack
    143
  131. The Day the Earth Froze
    228
  132. Radar Secret Service
    178
  133. Gamera vs. Barugon
    135
  134. Hercules and the Captive Women
    128
  135. Jack Frost
    275
  136. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    179
  137. The Sword and the Dragon
    188
  138. The Indestructible Man
    131
  139. Hangar 18
    36
  140. The Undead
    203
  141. Manhunt in Space
    139
  142. Terror from the Year 5000
    203
  143. War of the Colossal Beast
    189
  144. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    257
  145. Diabolik
    178
  146. The Crawling Eye
    216
  147. The Sinister Urge
    184
  148. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    240
  149. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    233
  150. The Sidehackers
    171
  151. Gamera vs. Zigra
    135
  152. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    175
  153. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    180
  154. The Mole People
    160
  155. Angels' Revenge
    180
  156. The Human Duplicators
    168
  157. Gamera vs. Guiron
    202

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Sequels
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Forum - 2 days ago

Let's talk... Sequels.
Topics for discussion: What's your favorite sequel to a movie? What's a sequel so bad it makes you wish the first movie had never been made? Is it possible for a sequel to be better than the movie it's building off of?


Pizza time
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A bit of background into this post: One or two times a week I post jokes and humorous anecdotes on Facebook. The problem is, I haven't added any "friends" in at least five years and don't care to, so my audience is pretty much limited to cousins and those unfortunate people from late high school/early college that haven't dropped me yet. Not a good medium to spread my humor, but Twitter has a character limit I can't abide by. (My jokes need at least 200 characters, damn it.)

Here's tonight's post. I liked it, and I thought it deserved a wider audience. Let me know if this kind of forum post isn't welcome in the future.
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Whenever both cheese and pepperoni pizza are offered at the same time, it's always the cheese that runs out first. "Oh, are all you also vegetarians, or are we playing the 'let Alex starve' game again?"


Paste Magazine rates 'every' episode of MST3K
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Forum - 11 days ago

Okay, they skip the KTMA experiments, but here's their opinion on the other 177 shows: https://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2017/03/ranking-every-mst3k-episode-from-worst-to-best.html

Feel free to disagree!


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519 - Outlaw of Gor - 4 months ago

It was very nice of Cabot to rescue only the hottest slave. The rest deserve their fate!


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207 - Wild Rebels - 10 days ago

When everyone's sharing the same "chick" you may as well skip the middleman and just swap saliva with each other.


Recent Riffs

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301 - Cave Dwellers - almost 4 years ago

Oh no, they've jumped right into a Kurosawa film!


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1010 - It Lives by Night - 14 days ago

You'll get the money, let me go!


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1010 - It Lives by Night - 14 days ago

"No straggling, no wandering off." No fun!


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1010 - It Lives by Night - 14 days ago

I'm just gonna drive it off a cliff, honey.


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908 - The Touch of Satan - 16 days ago

You think I wanted your saliva? Is that why you did that?


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815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - 2 months ago

Hirsute Astronauts Revile Massachusetts.


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"Kiss off, Slappy!"


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109 - Project Moonbase - 3 months ago

Battery pack separating from frisbee.


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813 - Jack Frost - 3 months ago

Thanks for the feather. You can go back up now.


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106 - The Crawling Hand - 3 months ago

"I'm really not hungry."
That's okay, I'm really not your grandpa.


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411 - The Magic Sword - 3 months ago

"Magic mirror, show me what has upset my boy." Adolescence! Puberty! Raging hormones!


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411 - The Magic Sword - 3 months ago

This isn't the movie, it's an employment program!