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Alex C. lives in a van down by the river
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Favorite Episodes

  1. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    198
  2. Warrior of the Lost World
    305
  3. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    230
  4. The Touch of Satan
    324
  5. The Final Sacrifice
    713
  6. Final Justice
    248
  7. Teenage Strangler
    294
  8. Ring of Terror
    180
  9. Eegah
    364
  10. The Skydivers
    254
  11. Beginning of the End
    248
  12. High School Big Shot
    175
  13. The Rebel Set
    149
  14. The Beatniks
    175
  15. The Wild World of Batwoman
    216
  16. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    209
  17. City Limits
    160
  18. Girl in Gold Boots
    263
  19. 12 to the Moon
    186
  20. Girls Town
    273
  21. Night of the Blood Beast
    291
  22. The Phantom Planet
    206
  23. Teenage Crime Wave
    171
  24. Space Travelers
    139
  25. The Leech Woman
    218
  26. Quest of the Delta Knights
    247
  27. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    242
  28. Time of the Apes
    253
  29. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    242
  30. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    155
  31. Moon Zero Two
    178
  32. Kitten with a Whip
    145
  33. Project Moonbase
    107
  34. Laserblast
    366
  35. The Black Scorpion
    111
  36. The Screaming Skull
    250
  37. Santa Claus
    271
  38. Outlaw of Gor
    292
  39. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    396
  40. Earth vs. the Spider
    186
  41. The Space Children
    164
  42. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    303
  43. The Deadly Bees
    203
  44. It Lives by Night
    163
  45. Pod People
    527
  46. Tormented
    210
  47. Squirm
    215
  48. City on Fire
    47
  49. Red Zone Cuba
    218
  50. The Amazing Transparent Man
    131
  51. The Giant Spider Invasion
    323
  52. Zombie Nightmare
    283
  53. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    209
  54. Teenagers from Outer Space
    262
  55. Puma Man
    483
  56. The Violent Years
    158
  57. The Unearthly
    181
  58. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    161
  59. The Slime People
    117
  60. The Incredible Melting Man
    257
  61. I Accuse My Parents
    378
  62. First Spaceship on Venus
    142
  63. The Dead Talk Back
    266
  64. Soultaker
    349
  65. Escape 2000
    239
  66. Monster A-Go Go
    320
  67. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    316
  68. Bride of the Monster
    216
  69. Space Mutiny
    849
  70. Time Chasers
    413
  71. Future War
    242
  72. Prince of Space
    428
  73. Track of the Moon Beast
    260
  74. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    322
  75. San Francisco International
    246
  76. Gamera
    226
  77. Devil Doll
    233
  78. Gorgo
    160
  79. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    258
  80. Devil Fish
    237
  81. Alien from L.A.
    258
  82. Village of the Giants
    183
  83. The Atomic Brain
    157
  84. Colossus and the Headhunters
    167
  85. Bloodlust
    173
  86. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    140
  87. The Creeping Terror
    235
  88. The Deadly Mantis
    198
  89. Invasion USA
    164
  90. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    199
  91. SST: Death Flight
    74
  92. Gamera vs. Gaos
    139
  93. Riding with Death
    364
  94. The Starfighters
    221
  95. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    315
  96. Mitchell
    540
  97. Werewolf
    498
  98. Master Ninja I
    238
  99. Master Ninja II
    149
  100. Teenage Caveman
    141
  101. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    214
  102. The Killer Shrews
    237
  103. Last of the Wild Horses
    150
  104. Fugitive Alien
    309
  105. Rocket Attack USA
    142
  106. Rocketship X-M
    270
  107. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    182
  108. The Brute Man
    202
  109. Robot Holocaust
    141
  110. Robot Monster
    143
  111. It Conquered the World
    265
  112. King Dinosaur
    188
  113. Horrors of Spider Island
    213
  114. The Magic Sword
    193
  115. Legend of the Dinosaurs
    43
  116. Horror of Party Beach
    297
  117. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    258
  118. Hercules
    146
  119. Being from Another Planet
    180
  120. Invaders from the Deep
    28
  121. Lost Continent
    231
  122. Danger! Death Ray
    439
  123. The She-Creature
    161
  124. The Mad Monster
    126
  125. The Amazing Colossal Man
    195
  126. Code Name Diamond Head
    172
  127. Hobgoblins
    371
  128. Revenge of the Creature
    207
  129. Cave Dwellers
    403
  130. Mighty Jack
    160
  131. The Day the Earth Froze
    250
  132. Radar Secret Service
    208
  133. Gamera vs. Barugon
    162
  134. Hercules and the Captive Women
    146
  135. Jack Frost
    303
  136. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    198
  137. The Sword and the Dragon
    206
  138. The Indestructible Man
    146
  139. Hangar 18
    44
  140. The Undead
    228
  141. Manhunt in Space
    153
  142. Terror from the Year 5000
    229
  143. War of the Colossal Beast
    207
  144. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    280
  145. Diabolik
    198
  146. The Crawling Eye
    242
  147. The Sinister Urge
    204
  148. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    284
  149. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    264
  150. The Sidehackers
    191
  151. Gamera vs. Zigra
    162
  152. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    198
  153. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    201
  154. The Mole People
    185
  155. Angels' Revenge
    194
  156. The Human Duplicators
    195
  157. Gamera vs. Guiron
    233

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I know plot-holes are usually beneath mention but:

Did anyone else notice that one THIRD of the stone was powerful enough to RESURRECT THE DEAD (with remarkably few side-effects) and yet Deathstalker still let them barbecue the chick who died saving him?

What the HELL man?


208 - Lost Continent - over 5 years ago
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Sweet, a reference to the world's truly worst movie, Andy Warhol's Empire State Building--the Movie. (Some call it art, but then again some people would call it art if Warhol had farted in a jar and declared it to be his masterpiece.)


1010 - It Lives by Night - over 1 year ago
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Where does this movie take place? They've got both a desert and a ski resort, and must be in Central/South America, because after a bat bite, the main character displays traits of a vampire bat, and vampire bats don't live in North America. But no one speaks Spanish in the movie, so what gives?

This guy is just homicidal (sorry, "heterocidal") and mentally unhinged. The bat bite had nothing to do with anything and he's just using it as an excuse to roll his eyes and pretend to convulse every time he wants to get out of an annoying conversation. He's giving bats a bad name. Shame on him!


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If this was being riffed now, there would be so many Bernie Sanders jokes. Whatever you may think of his politics, it's hard these days to hear someone decrying income inequality without him jumping to mind.


109 - Project Moonbase - almost 2 years ago
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The Cat-Women of the Moon riff is a comment regarding a movie titled Cat-Women of the Moon, which used the same props, sets, and costumes as this movie, and the two movies were released a day apart.


Caption This!
Forum - 3 months ago
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Those of you old enough to have used a typewriter to do stuff other than look like a hipster may well remember the old "Caption This!" Section of the SciFi website. Time to resurrect! Please, ladies and gentlemen: CAPTION THIS!


602 - Invasion USA - over 2 years ago
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Don't joke around, guys, a lot of people in this country are still afraid of communism for some reason.


508 - Operation Double 007 - over 2 years ago
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I hate James Bond films. (I don't see the appeal, I don't understand the appeal.) To me, this movie is actually a step up. In a lateral sort of fashion.


Discovering Club MST3K
Forum - 6 months ago
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How did you discover club MST3K? From a friend, a chatboard or just simply surfing the web, looking for a way to see MST3K without having to dig through Youtube. Your call, no matter how wired the discovery process was.


"Pick up a Rifle"
Forum - 6 months ago
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I was just watching the short 'Body Care and Grooming,' and in a scene on a school campus where there's a riff towards a guy sitting on a bench pondering what to do and Crow says, "pick up a rifle." That wouldn't have been written now I don't think. It was funny when they wrote it 25 years ago, 6 years before Columbine. I admit I laughed this time as well before I realized a second later. Is it still funny? I don't even know, but I think it's not. If nothing else, it certainly magnifies the sad state of things at hand today.


New MST - not great.
Forum - 6 months ago
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The new mst3k just doesn't compare to the good ol' days IMO. There's no pacing, the "riffs" are more like paragraph-long diatribes, way too often with some bs social media reference or anti-conspiracy politics thrown in. Yeah, we get it, you guys are mainstream, when are you gonna make me laugh. Stay on topic to the current stupidity of whatever crap movie is showing and get on and off it during the silent parts. Basic logic. And oh yeah, could they get someone without a high pitched whiny voice to play a robot?


"Watch it Together" Themes
Forum - 6 months ago
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Would I be accused of reading too much into things if I suggested that the WIT selections are being chosen to comment on current events?


Recent Riffs

311 - It Conquered the World - about 5 years ago
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You know, there's nothing quite as pretty on a sunlit day as arterial spray on the white snow.


907 - Hobgoblins - almost 2 years ago
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You know, Mike, one thing I learned from this movie is that Daphne is a slut, and Amy wasn't fun until she became a slut.


518 - The Atomic Brain - 7 months ago
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"Open it!" No... I've got... the keys... down here...


518 - The Atomic Brain - 7 months ago
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I'm drunk too, meow.


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"Please don't go." Your hair won't clear the door.


419 - The Rebel Set - 8 months ago
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Johnny's hydroplane disintegrates on impact.


109 - Project Moonbase - about 1 year ago
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Meanwhile, back at the Cody Institute for people who almost die every week...


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"Now I can brown-nose myself."


809 - I Was a Teenage Werewolf - about 1 year ago
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Isn't one Gene Fowler enough? Couldn't they have stopped?


423 - Bride of the Monster - about 1 year ago
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Who's the doughy man on our porch step?


423 - Bride of the Monster - about 1 year ago
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Could you turn down the music? I can't hear a thing you're saying.


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[unintelligible] Something about food for a fistful of rats...?