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Alex C. lives in a van down by the river
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Favorite Episodes

  1. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    183
  2. Warrior of the Lost World
    285
  3. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    218
  4. The Touch of Satan
    301
  5. The Final Sacrifice
    667
  6. Final Justice
    237
  7. Teenage Strangler
    281
  8. Ring of Terror
    167
  9. Eegah
    349
  10. The Skydivers
    235
  11. Beginning of the End
    236
  12. High School Big Shot
    163
  13. The Rebel Set
    141
  14. The Beatniks
    165
  15. The Wild World of Batwoman
    203
  16. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    194
  17. City Limits
    150
  18. Girl in Gold Boots
    246
  19. 12 to the Moon
    177
  20. Girls Town
    258
  21. Night of the Blood Beast
    273
  22. The Phantom Planet
    193
  23. Teenage Crime Wave
    154
  24. Space Travelers
    131
  25. The Leech Woman
    202
  26. Quest of the Delta Knights
    233
  27. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    229
  28. Time of the Apes
    239
  29. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    230
  30. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    146
  31. Moon Zero Two
    164
  32. Kitten with a Whip
    135
  33. Project Moonbase
    97
  34. Laserblast
    346
  35. The Black Scorpion
    100
  36. The Screaming Skull
    234
  37. Santa Claus
    260
  38. Outlaw of Gor
    279
  39. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    378
  40. Earth vs. the Spider
    171
  41. The Space Children
    146
  42. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    284
  43. The Deadly Bees
    187
  44. It Lives by Night
    148
  45. Pod People
    498
  46. Tormented
    193
  47. Squirm
    205
  48. City on Fire
    44
  49. Red Zone Cuba
    208
  50. The Amazing Transparent Man
    127
  51. The Giant Spider Invasion
    304
  52. Zombie Nightmare
    271
  53. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    199
  54. Teenagers from Outer Space
    244
  55. Puma Man
    453
  56. The Violent Years
    144
  57. The Unearthly
    175
  58. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    152
  59. The Slime People
    103
  60. The Incredible Melting Man
    238
  61. I Accuse My Parents
    361
  62. First Spaceship on Venus
    132
  63. The Dead Talk Back
    251
  64. Soultaker
    332
  65. Escape 2000
    224
  66. Monster A-Go Go
    309
  67. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    296
  68. Bride of the Monster
    201
  69. Space Mutiny
    813
  70. Time Chasers
    394
  71. Future War
    234
  72. Prince of Space
    398
  73. Track of the Moon Beast
    243
  74. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    306
  75. San Francisco International
    231
  76. Gamera
    210
  77. Devil Doll
    216
  78. Gorgo
    154
  79. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    241
  80. Devil Fish
    228
  81. Alien from L.A.
    247
  82. Village of the Giants
    173
  83. The Atomic Brain
    142
  84. Colossus and the Headhunters
    156
  85. Bloodlust
    158
  86. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    128
  87. The Creeping Terror
    223
  88. The Deadly Mantis
    179
  89. Invasion USA
    145
  90. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    182
  91. SST: Death Flight
    69
  92. Gamera vs. Gaos
    125
  93. Riding with Death
    346
  94. The Starfighters
    206
  95. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    296
  96. Mitchell
    514
  97. Werewolf
    474
  98. Master Ninja I
    226
  99. Master Ninja II
    143
  100. Teenage Caveman
    130
  101. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    202
  102. The Killer Shrews
    217
  103. Last of the Wild Horses
    141
  104. Fugitive Alien
    289
  105. Rocket Attack USA
    132
  106. Rocketship X-M
    250
  107. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    169
  108. The Brute Man
    187
  109. Robot Holocaust
    130
  110. Robot Monster
    133
  111. It Conquered the World
    239
  112. King Dinosaur
    173
  113. Horrors of Spider Island
    195
  114. The Magic Sword
    179
  115. Legend of the Dinosaurs
    38
  116. Horror of Party Beach
    278
  117. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    241
  118. Hercules
    133
  119. Being from Another Planet
    167
  120. Invaders from the Deep
    25
  121. Lost Continent
    219
  122. Danger! Death Ray
    415
  123. The She-Creature
    150
  124. The Mad Monster
    120
  125. The Amazing Colossal Man
    179
  126. Code Name Diamond Head
    164
  127. Hobgoblins
    350
  128. Revenge of the Creature
    192
  129. Cave Dwellers
    380
  130. Mighty Jack
    151
  131. The Day the Earth Froze
    234
  132. Radar Secret Service
    191
  133. Gamera vs. Barugon
    143
  134. Hercules and the Captive Women
    134
  135. Jack Frost
    284
  136. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    187
  137. The Sword and the Dragon
    195
  138. The Indestructible Man
    137
  139. Hangar 18
    37
  140. The Undead
    212
  141. Manhunt in Space
    143
  142. Terror from the Year 5000
    213
  143. War of the Colossal Beast
    199
  144. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    262
  145. Diabolik
    186
  146. The Crawling Eye
    226
  147. The Sinister Urge
    192
  148. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    257
  149. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    246
  150. The Sidehackers
    184
  151. Gamera vs. Zigra
    146
  152. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    184
  153. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    188
  154. The Mole People
    169
  155. Angels' Revenge
    186
  156. The Human Duplicators
    177
  157. Gamera vs. Guiron
    216

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RiffWho
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Forum - 4 days ago

So...pretty damn good, but took a while to get going. The monitor problems didn't help with the short, and there were some duds in there. Not too many Bill flubs either. My favorite: "Did...did I miss my cue?"


Puppet Fans
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Forum - 6 days ago

Aside from our fav bots, know any others you'd like to share?


I have to ask
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Forum - 7 days ago

What is your single favorite riff in all of MST3k?


MST3k and... SLEEEEEPPPP!!!
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Forum - 11 days ago

This may be a weird question, but... Favorite episodes to fall asleep to? KTMA and Season 1 may be pleasant pre-sleep tools, but any particular eps?


TOP 5 MST3K Episodes Video!
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Forum - 10 days ago

Check out my "TOP 5 MST3K EPISODES" Video! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KW3qqOFt6YM


see what you think...
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Forum - 9 days ago

hey guys, i'm trippin. this started as a comment on the current wit ep., 'the sword and the dragon', and its, uh, unique nature, has motivated me to share it with all you guys.
ok, so, i'm watchin the dorks shootin arrows in the tugar city. right? and, i look on the 40 ft hi wall in the background, and i can't believe what i'm seein... a 30 ft relief of the female reproductive system, with spermatozoa in attendance. kinda explains all the dickhead totems about. am i wrong? my buddy in the comment section will tell ya where to look. Love and Light


MSTies
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Forum - 10 days ago

Just been looking at the MSTies section, and I note that a certain Chinese large cat has overtaken one Theresa G as glorious leader. All Hail Jaguar Wong! Also...are there two Mike Flugennock's in the Mystiverse or what?


Crying with Laughter
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Forum - 13 days ago

I think we're all agreed that riffing is pretty funny, but last night my oldest son and I were literally crying with laughter at the Rifftrax riff of "MegaForce". The movie itself is as unappealing as having Barry Bostwick jack off on your front porch for 90minutes, but the "Hitler and Michael Bay snort coke" section near the end was comedy gold. We had to rewatch it a couple of times as we couldn't hear all the jokes because we were making too much noise. Just brilliant.

What riffing has made you not just laugh, but totally lose it?


Recent Riffs

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109 - Project Moonbase - 6 days ago

Meanwhile, back at the Cody Institute for people who almost die every week...


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"Now I can brown-nose myself."


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Isn't one Gene Fowler enough? Couldn't they have stopped?


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Who's the doughy man on our porch step?


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Could you turn down the music? I can't hear a thing you're saying.


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[unintelligible] Something about food for a fistful of rats...?


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624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women - almost 3 years ago

Oh, why couldn't I have been a vampire in Israel?


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301 - Cave Dwellers - over 4 years ago

Oh no, they've jumped right into a Kurosawa film!


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1010 - It Lives by Night - 5 months ago

You'll get the money, let me go!


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1010 - It Lives by Night - 5 months ago

"No straggling, no wandering off." No fun!


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1010 - It Lives by Night - 5 months ago

I'm just gonna drive it off a cliff, honey.


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908 - The Touch of Satan - 6 months ago

You think I wanted your saliva? Is that why you did that?