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Alex C. lives in a van down by the river
In a location beyond time and time

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    173
  2. Warrior of the Lost World
    267
  3. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    202
  4. The Touch of Satan
    282
  5. The Final Sacrifice
    640
  6. Final Justice
    226
  7. Teenage Strangler
    268
  8. Ring of Terror
    159
  9. Eegah
    331
  10. The Skydivers
    220
  11. Beginning of the End
    227
  12. High School Big Shot
    153
  13. The Rebel Set
    136
  14. The Beatniks
    159
  15. The Wild World of Batwoman
    183
  16. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    178
  17. City Limits
    142
  18. Girl in Gold Boots
    237
  19. 12 to the Moon
    168
  20. Girls Town
    242
  21. Night of the Blood Beast
    256
  22. The Phantom Planet
    180
  23. Teenage Crime Wave
    146
  24. Space Travelers
    125
  25. The Leech Woman
    183
  26. Quest of the Delta Knights
    216
  27. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    214
  28. Time of the Apes
    218
  29. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    218
  30. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    142
  31. Moon Zero Two
    156
  32. Kitten with a Whip
    124
  33. Project Moonbase
    91
  34. Laserblast
    334
  35. The Black Scorpion
    94
  36. The Screaming Skull
    224
  37. Santa Claus
    246
  38. Outlaw of Gor
    259
  39. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    353
  40. Earth vs. the Spider
    163
  41. The Space Children
    133
  42. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    275
  43. The Deadly Bees
    172
  44. It Lives by Night
    137
  45. Pod People
    466
  46. Tormented
    184
  47. Squirm
    188
  48. City on Fire
    42
  49. Red Zone Cuba
    191
  50. The Amazing Transparent Man
    118
  51. The Giant Spider Invasion
    287
  52. Zombie Nightmare
    255
  53. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    192
  54. Teenagers from Outer Space
    228
  55. Puma Man
    433
  56. The Violent Years
    136
  57. The Unearthly
    163
  58. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    146
  59. The Slime People
    96
  60. The Incredible Melting Man
    224
  61. I Accuse My Parents
    342
  62. First Spaceship on Venus
    127
  63. The Dead Talk Back
    236
  64. Soultaker
    317
  65. Escape 2000
    207
  66. Monster A-Go Go
    290
  67. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    278
  68. Bride of the Monster
    188
  69. Space Mutiny
    777
  70. Time Chasers
    371
  71. Future War
    222
  72. Prince of Space
    373
  73. Track of the Moon Beast
    232
  74. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    289
  75. San Francisco International
    212
  76. Gamera
    191
  77. Devil Doll
    200
  78. Gorgo
    149
  79. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    228
  80. Devil Fish
    212
  81. Alien from L.A.
    233
  82. Village of the Giants
    161
  83. The Atomic Brain
    134
  84. Colossus and the Headhunters
    150
  85. Bloodlust
    147
  86. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    118
  87. The Creeping Terror
    212
  88. The Deadly Mantis
    165
  89. Invasion USA
    138
  90. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    172
  91. SST: Death Flight
    63
  92. Gamera vs. Gaos
    113
  93. Riding with Death
    330
  94. The Starfighters
    188
  95. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    285
  96. Mitchell
    489
  97. Werewolf
    451
  98. Master Ninja I
    213
  99. Master Ninja II
    134
  100. Teenage Caveman
    123
  101. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    187
  102. The Killer Shrews
    209
  103. Last of the Wild Horses
    133
  104. Fugitive Alien
    264
  105. Rocket Attack USA
    120
  106. Rocketship X-M
    238
  107. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    158
  108. The Brute Man
    171
  109. Robot Holocaust
    122
  110. Robot Monster
    125
  111. It Conquered the World
    222
  112. King Dinosaur
    164
  113. Horrors of Spider Island
    179
  114. The Magic Sword
    166
  115. Legend of the Dinosaurs
    37
  116. Horror of Party Beach
    266
  117. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    229
  118. Hercules
    124
  119. Being from Another Planet
    157
  120. Invaders from the Deep
    22
  121. Lost Continent
    206
  122. Danger! Death Ray
    391
  123. The She-Creature
    138
  124. The Mad Monster
    114
  125. The Amazing Colossal Man
    171
  126. Code Name Diamond Head
    152
  127. Hobgoblins
    331
  128. Revenge of the Creature
    178
  129. Cave Dwellers
    353
  130. Mighty Jack
    142
  131. The Day the Earth Froze
    220
  132. Radar Secret Service
    172
  133. Gamera vs. Barugon
    133
  134. Hercules and the Captive Women
    128
  135. Jack Frost
    264
  136. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    172
  137. The Sword and the Dragon
    188
  138. The Indestructible Man
    129
  139. Hangar 18
    36
  140. The Undead
    201
  141. Manhunt in Space
    139
  142. Terror from the Year 5000
    202
  143. War of the Colossal Beast
    186
  144. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    253
  145. Diabolik
    172
  146. The Crawling Eye
    212
  147. The Sinister Urge
    179
  148. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    231
  149. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    227
  150. The Sidehackers
    169
  151. Gamera vs. Zigra
    130
  152. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    169
  153. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    172
  154. The Mole People
    156
  155. Angels' Revenge
    174
  156. The Human Duplicators
    165
  157. Gamera vs. Guiron
    194

Recent Comments with recent replies

Sorry, I had to make this one.
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Forum - 1 day ago

"Wait a minute, she died!" - Your opponent complaining.


Free short and discounts
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Forum - about 21 hours ago

I don't know how long this is good for, but take advantage of it while you can---
Use coupon code 2017 at Rifftrax and save 15%... And get a free short (if you haven't already bought "The Bill of Rights in Action")!

Also, apparently the "Patriotism" short is free to purchase right now.

It's an inauguration sale... So even if you're disappointed with the current *shudder* president, you can still have a good time, with Rifftrax!


WAiT: The Truly Talented
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Forum - 4 days ago

Does anyone else here try to spin random objects on their finger like Michael J. Nelstoner does? Personally, I "stick" mostly to cardboard boxes, and haven't progressed to chainsaws yet, but I wouldn't be trying NEARLY as often if I hadn't seen Mike do it first. Damn you, MJN...


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821 - Time Chasers - 11 months ago

Sorry for commenting on the obvious, but oh my freaking word! HOW DO YOU CAST A GUY FOR THE LEAD WITH A CHIN LIKE THAT? I've seen more anatomically correct statues on Easter Island. He looks like Jeff Dunham's puppet José Jalepeño on a sitck!


Bill Corbett on Chapo Trap House
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Forum - 7 days ago

If anyone is a fan of Chapo Trap House, or even if you're not, Bill Corbett was just on it. I haven't heard the show yet, but Felix and Matt are two of the funniest guys around. Looking forward to checking this out.

https://m.soundcloud.com/chapo-trap-house/episode-73-better-call-saul-alinsky-feat-bill-corbett-11517


Bill Rebane
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Forum - 6 days ago

What the hell?


"Put it on my bill." Which episode?
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Forum - 7 days ago

I remember someone feeding ducks before being murdered, and that "Put it on my bill" line, and then I exhaled my drink through my sinuses and blacked out. What was I watching?


pretty sure this is how property rights work
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Forum - 12 days ago

When youre sick and you just want to watch The Screaming Skull and fall asleep to jokes about Mickey getting a box and MGM has taken it down and it just all starts to feel very personal, like. Im really glad you own that terrible movie and all but in a way doesnt my actual desire to watch it make me the realest owner


Recent Riffs

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Hirsute Astronauts Revile Massachusetts.


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"Kiss off, Slappy!"


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109 - Project Moonbase - 19 days ago

Battery pack separating from frisbee.


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813 - Jack Frost - 21 days ago

Thanks for the feather. You can go back up now.


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106 - The Crawling Hand - about 1 month ago

"I'm really not hungry."
That's okay, I'm really not your grandpa.


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411 - The Magic Sword - about 1 month ago

"Magic mirror, show me what has upset my boy." Adolescence! Puberty! Raging hormones!


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411 - The Magic Sword - about 1 month ago

This isn't the movie, it's an employment program!


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201 - Rocketship X-M - about 1 month ago

"If it's darkness you want, just wait till we enter outer space." And then look into my soul.


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610 - The Violent Years - about 2 months ago

Sir, it's ONE parking ticket.


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610 - The Violent Years - about 2 months ago

Where's your upper lip?
"..only if the right tools are used..."
Yeah, but your upper lip!


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623 - The Amazing Transparent Man - about 2 months ago

"There's another story behind most accidents..." Communism!


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620 - Danger! Death Ray - about 2 months ago

Where's Lt. Stephanie Holden when you need her?