Bg
Alex C. lives in a van down by the river
In a location beyond time and time

Wall Posts

ADONIS AT THE MOVIES - 2 months ago
0 laughs

Report

Check out my new show on Amazon Prime it's like Rifftrax and MSt3k Go to Amazon Prime and search: Adonis At The Movies
Youtube Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mCloqfHpu0&t=6s


Favorite Episodes

  1. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    201
  2. Warrior of the Lost World
    307
  3. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    231
  4. The Touch of Satan
    326
  5. The Final Sacrifice
    720
  6. Final Justice
    253
  7. Teenage Strangler
    299
  8. Ring of Terror
    183
  9. Eegah
    368
  10. The Skydivers
    260
  11. Beginning of the End
    251
  12. High School Big Shot
    178
  13. The Rebel Set
    153
  14. The Beatniks
    177
  15. The Wild World of Batwoman
    220
  16. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    212
  17. City Limits
    161
  18. Girl in Gold Boots
    265
  19. 12 to the Moon
    192
  20. Girls Town
    277
  21. Night of the Blood Beast
    298
  22. The Phantom Planet
    208
  23. Teenage Crime Wave
    172
  24. Space Travelers
    142
  25. The Leech Woman
    220
  26. Quest of the Delta Knights
    248
  27. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    244
  28. Time of the Apes
    256
  29. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    244
  30. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    160
  31. Moon Zero Two
    184
  32. Kitten with a Whip
    146
  33. Project Moonbase
    108
  34. Laserblast
    370
  35. The Black Scorpion
    112
  36. The Screaming Skull
    254
  37. Santa Claus
    276
  38. Outlaw of Gor
    299
  39. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    402
  40. Earth vs. the Spider
    187
  41. The Space Children
    166
  42. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    310
  43. The Deadly Bees
    205
  44. It Lives by Night
    163
  45. Pod People
    532
  46. Tormented
    215
  47. Squirm
    219
  48. City on Fire
    48
  49. Red Zone Cuba
    219
  50. The Amazing Transparent Man
    136
  51. The Giant Spider Invasion
    327
  52. Zombie Nightmare
    288
  53. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    210
  54. Teenagers from Outer Space
    267
  55. Puma Man
    491
  56. The Violent Years
    160
  57. The Unearthly
    186
  58. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    164
  59. The Slime People
    120
  60. The Incredible Melting Man
    263
  61. I Accuse My Parents
    386
  62. First Spaceship on Venus
    146
  63. The Dead Talk Back
    271
  64. Soultaker
    354
  65. Escape 2000
    243
  66. Monster A-Go Go
    325
  67. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    319
  68. Bride of the Monster
    220
  69. Space Mutiny
    857
  70. Time Chasers
    418
  71. Future War
    246
  72. Prince of Space
    436
  73. Track of the Moon Beast
    261
  74. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    325
  75. San Francisco International
    249
  76. Gamera
    228
  77. Devil Doll
    235
  78. Gorgo
    161
  79. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    264
  80. Devil Fish
    239
  81. Alien from L.A.
    261
  82. Village of the Giants
    187
  83. The Atomic Brain
    160
  84. Colossus and the Headhunters
    169
  85. Bloodlust
    176
  86. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    146
  87. The Creeping Terror
    236
  88. The Deadly Mantis
    199
  89. Invasion USA
    167
  90. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    201
  91. SST: Death Flight
    74
  92. Gamera vs. Gaos
    142
  93. Riding with Death
    373
  94. The Starfighters
    223
  95. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    323
  96. Mitchell
    549
  97. Werewolf
    507
  98. Master Ninja I
    242
  99. Master Ninja II
    150
  100. Teenage Caveman
    146
  101. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    218
  102. The Killer Shrews
    240
  103. Last of the Wild Horses
    153
  104. Fugitive Alien
    313
  105. Rocket Attack USA
    143
  106. Rocketship X-M
    270
  107. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    184
  108. The Brute Man
    204
  109. Robot Holocaust
    145
  110. Robot Monster
    145
  111. It Conquered the World
    268
  112. King Dinosaur
    191
  113. Horrors of Spider Island
    216
  114. The Magic Sword
    197
  115. Legend of the Dinosaurs
    44
  116. Horror of Party Beach
    299
  117. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    259
  118. Hercules
    147
  119. Being from Another Planet
    185
  120. Invaders from the Deep
    35
  121. Lost Continent
    231
  122. Danger! Death Ray
    442
  123. The She-Creature
    164
  124. The Mad Monster
    132
  125. The Amazing Colossal Man
    198
  126. Code Name Diamond Head
    174
  127. Hobgoblins
    373
  128. Revenge of the Creature
    208
  129. Cave Dwellers
    410
  130. Mighty Jack
    162
  131. The Day the Earth Froze
    257
  132. Radar Secret Service
    210
  133. Gamera vs. Barugon
    164
  134. Hercules and the Captive Women
    148
  135. Jack Frost
    311
  136. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    202
  137. The Sword and the Dragon
    208
  138. The Indestructible Man
    150
  139. Hangar 18
    44
  140. The Undead
    231
  141. Manhunt in Space
    157
  142. Terror from the Year 5000
    230
  143. War of the Colossal Beast
    211
  144. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    282
  145. Diabolik
    200
  146. The Crawling Eye
    247
  147. The Sinister Urge
    206
  148. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    291
  149. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    266
  150. The Sidehackers
    193
  151. Gamera vs. Zigra
    164
  152. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    203
  153. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    207
  154. The Mole People
    189
  155. Angels' Revenge
    197
  156. The Human Duplicators
    197
  157. Gamera vs. Guiron
    236

Recent Comments with recent replies

Anti-Polish
701 - Night of the Blood Beast - over 2 years ago
1 laugh

17 replies Comment icon
Report

Crow's ethnic slur about 50.0 is rather jarring.


6 laughs

5 replies Comment icon
Report

I know plot-holes are usually beneath mention but:

Did anyone else notice that one THIRD of the stone was powerful enough to RESURRECT THE DEAD (with remarkably few side-effects) and yet Deathstalker still let them barbecue the chick who died saving him?

What the HELL man?


208 - Lost Continent - over 5 years ago
9 laughs

5 replies Comment icon
Report

Sweet, a reference to the world's truly worst movie, Andy Warhol's Empire State Building--the Movie. (Some call it art, but then again some people would call it art if Warhol had farted in a jar and declared it to be his masterpiece.)


1010 - It Lives by Night - over 1 year ago
4 laughs

4 replies Comment icon
Report

Where does this movie take place? They've got both a desert and a ski resort, and must be in Central/South America, because after a bat bite, the main character displays traits of a vampire bat, and vampire bats don't live in North America. But no one speaks Spanish in the movie, so what gives?

This guy is just homicidal (sorry, "heterocidal") and mentally unhinged. The bat bite had nothing to do with anything and he's just using it as an excuse to roll his eyes and pretend to convulse every time he wants to get out of an annoying conversation. He's giving bats a bad name. Shame on him!


505 - The Magic Voyage of Sinbad - almost 3 years ago
3 laughs

2 replies Comment icon
Report

If this was being riffed now, there would be so many Bernie Sanders jokes. Whatever you may think of his politics, it's hard these days to hear someone decrying income inequality without him jumping to mind.


109 - Project Moonbase - over 2 years ago
4 laughs

1 reply Comment icon
Report

The Cat-Women of the Moon riff is a comment regarding a movie titled Cat-Women of the Moon, which used the same props, sets, and costumes as this movie, and the two movies were released a day apart.


Caption This!
Forum - 7 months ago
1 laugh

28 replies Comment icon
Report

Those of you old enough to have used a typewriter to do stuff other than look like a hipster may well remember the old "Caption This!" Section of the SciFi website. Time to resurrect! Please, ladies and gentlemen: CAPTION THIS!


602 - Invasion USA - over 2 years ago
3 laughs

5 replies Comment icon
Report

Don't joke around, guys, a lot of people in this country are still afraid of communism for some reason.


508 - Operation Double 007 - almost 3 years ago
2 laughs

4 replies Comment icon
Report

I hate James Bond films. (I don't see the appeal, I don't understand the appeal.) To me, this movie is actually a step up. In a lateral sort of fashion.


Discovering Club MST3K
Forum - 10 months ago
2 laughs

16 replies Comment icon
Report

How did you discover club MST3K? From a friend, a chatboard or just simply surfing the web, looking for a way to see MST3K without having to dig through Youtube. Your call, no matter how wired the discovery process was.


"Pick up a Rifle"
Forum - 10 months ago
2 laughs

5 replies Comment icon
Report

I was just watching the short 'Body Care and Grooming,' and in a scene on a school campus where there's a riff towards a guy sitting on a bench pondering what to do and Crow says, "pick up a rifle." That wouldn't have been written now I don't think. It was funny when they wrote it 25 years ago, 6 years before Columbine. I admit I laughed this time as well before I realized a second later. Is it still funny? I don't even know, but I think it's not. If nothing else, it certainly magnifies the sad state of things at hand today.


New MST - not great.
Forum - 10 months ago
2 laughs

10 replies Comment icon
Report

The new mst3k just doesn't compare to the good ol' days IMO. There's no pacing, the "riffs" are more like paragraph-long diatribes, way too often with some bs social media reference or anti-conspiracy politics thrown in. Yeah, we get it, you guys are mainstream, when are you gonna make me laugh. Stay on topic to the current stupidity of whatever crap movie is showing and get on and off it during the silent parts. Basic logic. And oh yeah, could they get someone without a high pitched whiny voice to play a robot?


Recent Riffs

2 laughs

Report

Don't forget to ride towards traffic!


311 - It Conquered the World - over 5 years ago
15 laughs

2 replies Comment icon
Report

You know, there's nothing quite as pretty on a sunlit day as arterial spray on the white snow.


907 - Hobgoblins - about 2 years ago
4 laughs

1 reply Comment icon
Report

You know, Mike, one thing I learned from this movie is that Daphne is a slut, and Amy wasn't fun until she became a slut.


518 - The Atomic Brain - 11 months ago
1 laugh

Report

"Open it!" No... I've got... the keys... down here...


518 - The Atomic Brain - 11 months ago
0 laughs

Report

I'm drunk too, meow.


2 laughs

1 reply Comment icon
Report

"Please don't go." Your hair won't clear the door.


419 - The Rebel Set - about 1 year ago
0 laughs

Report

Johnny's hydroplane disintegrates on impact.


109 - Project Moonbase - over 1 year ago
3 laughs

Report

Meanwhile, back at the Cody Institute for people who almost die every week...


0 laughs

Report

"Now I can brown-nose myself."


809 - I Was a Teenage Werewolf - over 1 year ago
1 laugh

Report

Isn't one Gene Fowler enough? Couldn't they have stopped?


423 - Bride of the Monster - over 1 year ago
1 laugh

Report

Who's the doughy man on our porch step?


423 - Bride of the Monster - over 1 year ago
1 laugh

Report

Could you turn down the music? I can't hear a thing you're saying.