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Favorite Episodes

  1. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    186
  2. Warrior of the Lost World
    287
  3. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    221
  4. The Touch of Satan
    304
  5. The Final Sacrifice
    671
  6. Final Justice
    238
  7. Teenage Strangler
    284
  8. Ring of Terror
    171
  9. Eegah
    353
  10. The Skydivers
    236
  11. Beginning of the End
    237
  12. High School Big Shot
    163
  13. The Rebel Set
    142
  14. The Beatniks
    167
  15. The Wild World of Batwoman
    205
  16. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    197
  17. City Limits
    152
  18. Girl in Gold Boots
    248
  19. 12 to the Moon
    178
  20. Girls Town
    259
  21. Night of the Blood Beast
    274
  22. The Phantom Planet
    195
  23. Teenage Crime Wave
    156
  24. Space Travelers
    133
  25. The Leech Woman
    204
  26. Quest of the Delta Knights
    234
  27. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    231
  28. Time of the Apes
    245
  29. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    230
  30. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    149
  31. Moon Zero Two
    171
  32. Kitten with a Whip
    138
  33. Project Moonbase
    103
  34. Laserblast
    347
  35. The Black Scorpion
    105
  36. The Screaming Skull
    236
  37. Santa Claus
    261
  38. Outlaw of Gor
    280
  39. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    378
  40. Earth vs. the Spider
    175
  41. The Space Children
    148
  42. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    286
  43. The Deadly Bees
    189
  44. It Lives by Night
    152
  45. Pod People
    505
  46. Tormented
    196
  47. Squirm
    207
  48. City on Fire
    46
  49. Red Zone Cuba
    208
  50. The Amazing Transparent Man
    127
  51. The Giant Spider Invasion
    308
  52. Zombie Nightmare
    272
  53. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    202
  54. Teenagers from Outer Space
    246
  55. Puma Man
    456
  56. The Violent Years
    146
  57. The Unearthly
    178
  58. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    152
  59. The Slime People
    107
  60. The Incredible Melting Man
    241
  61. I Accuse My Parents
    364
  62. First Spaceship on Venus
    134
  63. The Dead Talk Back
    251
  64. Soultaker
    335
  65. Escape 2000
    227
  66. Monster A-Go Go
    312
  67. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    297
  68. Bride of the Monster
    204
  69. Space Mutiny
    818
  70. Time Chasers
    394
  71. Future War
    235
  72. Prince of Space
    401
  73. Track of the Moon Beast
    246
  74. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    307
  75. San Francisco International
    233
  76. Gamera
    214
  77. Devil Doll
    218
  78. Gorgo
    155
  79. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    243
  80. Devil Fish
    230
  81. Alien from L.A.
    248
  82. Village of the Giants
    174
  83. The Atomic Brain
    144
  84. Colossus and the Headhunters
    156
  85. Bloodlust
    158
  86. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    130
  87. The Creeping Terror
    223
  88. The Deadly Mantis
    181
  89. Invasion USA
    146
  90. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    184
  91. SST: Death Flight
    72
  92. Gamera vs. Gaos
    130
  93. Riding with Death
    349
  94. The Starfighters
    207
  95. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    302
  96. Mitchell
    522
  97. Werewolf
    477
  98. Master Ninja I
    227
  99. Master Ninja II
    144
  100. Teenage Caveman
    131
  101. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    204
  102. The Killer Shrews
    219
  103. Last of the Wild Horses
    141
  104. Fugitive Alien
    294
  105. Rocket Attack USA
    136
  106. Rocketship X-M
    257
  107. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    171
  108. The Brute Man
    187
  109. Robot Holocaust
    133
  110. Robot Monster
    137
  111. It Conquered the World
    243
  112. King Dinosaur
    179
  113. Horrors of Spider Island
    197
  114. The Magic Sword
    182
  115. Legend of the Dinosaurs
    40
  116. Horror of Party Beach
    280
  117. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    243
  118. Hercules
    136
  119. Being from Another Planet
    172
  120. Invaders from the Deep
    27
  121. Lost Continent
    221
  122. Danger! Death Ray
    417
  123. The She-Creature
    151
  124. The Mad Monster
    123
  125. The Amazing Colossal Man
    181
  126. Code Name Diamond Head
    165
  127. Hobgoblins
    353
  128. Revenge of the Creature
    195
  129. Cave Dwellers
    385
  130. Mighty Jack
    152
  131. The Day the Earth Froze
    236
  132. Radar Secret Service
    192
  133. Gamera vs. Barugon
    148
  134. Hercules and the Captive Women
    137
  135. Jack Frost
    286
  136. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    190
  137. The Sword and the Dragon
    196
  138. The Indestructible Man
    139
  139. Hangar 18
    40
  140. The Undead
    211
  141. Manhunt in Space
    144
  142. Terror from the Year 5000
    215
  143. War of the Colossal Beast
    202
  144. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    264
  145. Diabolik
    189
  146. The Crawling Eye
    231
  147. The Sinister Urge
    194
  148. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    265
  149. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    248
  150. The Sidehackers
    185
  151. Gamera vs. Zigra
    150
  152. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    188
  153. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    189
  154. The Mole People
    170
  155. Angels' Revenge
    187
  156. The Human Duplicators
    182
  157. Gamera vs. Guiron
    221

Recent Comments with recent replies

Halloween Suggestions
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If you'd give your top ten episodes to watch around Halloween, what would they be?


423 - Bride of the Monster - over 3 years ago
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If there were door-to-door car salesmen, what else was sold door-to-door? Puppies? Dinner plates? Bras? "Ma'am, you look like someone who could use a good, sturdy bra..."


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So a single year will allow the wild herd to replenish its population? Even if the horses were getting it on like rabbits, gestation still takes 11 months.
Unless... These are MUTANT wild horses! Within a year, they'll have overrun the valley, all the grass will be gone, and the townspeople live in fear of the day horses discover the taste of human flesh. Now let's watch THAT movie!


109 - Project Moonbase - over 5 years ago
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Notice they intentionally mis-pronounce her name as "Bright eyes". Only 10 years later, Spaceman Charleton Heston lands on the Planet of the Apes and is called... "Bright Eyes". Coincidence?


Xiburu?
417 - Crash of the Moons - 23 days ago
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This is a timely episode considering how 🌏 Earth was destroyed in the collision with Planet X on 9/23/2017


K09 - Phase IV - 23 days ago
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Whoa. The original ending (filmed by the director but cut by the distributor, found and restored in 2012) is really trippy. (And kind of icky in parts.) I wonder what J&tB would have made of it.

https://youtu.be/beLpsWaUDNk


Forum - 23 days ago
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Does anyone here watch other riffers on YouTube? I love the classics like MST3K and Rifftrax, but I am always looking for different styles of riffing. I have few that I like and wondered if any of you have some favorites.
Here is my list:
That Guy Riffs
Snob Riffs
Filly Film Riffs
Last Angry Geek
Linkara


Night of the Steves
Forum - 23 days ago
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I'm a Lions Club member, and two of our ten members are Steves. So, tonight at a meeting both Steves were sitting next to each other, and were introduced, and then one of our guests was erroneously introduced as Steve, and to my utmost delight, someone shouted "Not everyone is Steve!" lol.
Say, who are some of your favorite Steves?


506 - Eegah - 26 days ago
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The boyfriend is more alarming looking than the caveman.


618 - High School Big Shot - about 1 month ago
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Ah, Marv, the beautiful, shining example of the difference between having knowledge and being wise...


1007 - Track of the Moon Beast - about 1 month ago
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S0 glad that s0 many pe0ple are st1ll enj0y1ng MST 3000! My thanks t0 the adm1ns wh0 keep th1s s1te g01ng.


Recent Riffs

109 - Project Moonbase - 2 months ago
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Meanwhile, back at the Cody Institute for people who almost die every week...


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"Now I can brown-nose myself."


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Isn't one Gene Fowler enough? Couldn't they have stopped?


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Who's the doughy man on our porch step?


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Could you turn down the music? I can't hear a thing you're saying.


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[unintelligible] Something about food for a fistful of rats...?


624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women - about 3 years ago
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Oh, why couldn't I have been a vampire in Israel?


301 - Cave Dwellers - over 4 years ago
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Oh no, they've jumped right into a Kurosawa film!


1010 - It Lives by Night - 7 months ago
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You'll get the money, let me go!


1010 - It Lives by Night - 7 months ago
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"No straggling, no wandering off." No fun!


1010 - It Lives by Night - 7 months ago
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I'm just gonna drive it off a cliff, honey.


908 - The Touch of Satan - 7 months ago
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You think I wanted your saliva? Is that why you did that?