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Alex C. lives in a van down by the river
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Favorite Episodes

  1. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    204
  2. Warrior of the Lost World
    314
  3. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    234
  4. The Touch of Satan
    328
  5. The Final Sacrifice
    728
  6. Final Justice
    255
  7. Teenage Strangler
    302
  8. Ring of Terror
    185
  9. Eegah
    373
  10. The Skydivers
    262
  11. Beginning of the End
    252
  12. High School Big Shot
    180
  13. The Rebel Set
    155
  14. The Beatniks
    178
  15. The Wild World of Batwoman
    224
  16. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    214
  17. City Limits
    166
  18. Girl in Gold Boots
    267
  19. 12 to the Moon
    196
  20. Girls Town
    280
  21. Night of the Blood Beast
    303
  22. The Phantom Planet
    210
  23. Teenage Crime Wave
    174
  24. Space Travelers
    146
  25. The Leech Woman
    225
  26. Quest of the Delta Knights
    249
  27. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    246
  28. Time of the Apes
    259
  29. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    245
  30. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    162
  31. Moon Zero Two
    186
  32. Kitten with a Whip
    147
  33. Project Moonbase
    110
  34. Laserblast
    372
  35. The Black Scorpion
    114
  36. The Screaming Skull
    255
  37. Santa Claus
    279
  38. Outlaw of Gor
    301
  39. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    406
  40. Earth vs. the Spider
    189
  41. The Space Children
    170
  42. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    312
  43. The Deadly Bees
    208
  44. It Lives by Night
    167
  45. Pod People
    540
  46. Tormented
    215
  47. Squirm
    227
  48. City on Fire
    48
  49. Red Zone Cuba
    220
  50. The Amazing Transparent Man
    136
  51. The Giant Spider Invasion
    330
  52. Zombie Nightmare
    290
  53. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    214
  54. Teenagers from Outer Space
    272
  55. Puma Man
    498
  56. The Violent Years
    162
  57. The Unearthly
    189
  58. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    167
  59. The Slime People
    121
  60. The Incredible Melting Man
    267
  61. I Accuse My Parents
    392
  62. First Spaceship on Venus
    150
  63. The Dead Talk Back
    274
  64. Soultaker
    355
  65. Escape 2000
    245
  66. Monster A-Go Go
    327
  67. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    322
  68. Bride of the Monster
    223
  69. Space Mutiny
    865
  70. Time Chasers
    419
  71. Future War
    250
  72. Prince of Space
    447
  73. Track of the Moon Beast
    266
  74. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    329
  75. San Francisco International
    249
  76. Gamera
    232
  77. Devil Doll
    238
  78. Gorgo
    164
  79. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    266
  80. Devil Fish
    243
  81. Alien from L.A.
    264
  82. Village of the Giants
    190
  83. The Atomic Brain
    163
  84. Colossus and the Headhunters
    173
  85. Bloodlust
    179
  86. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    147
  87. The Creeping Terror
    240
  88. The Deadly Mantis
    206
  89. Invasion USA
    170
  90. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    201
  91. SST: Death Flight
    74
  92. Gamera vs. Gaos
    143
  93. Riding with Death
    379
  94. The Starfighters
    226
  95. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    324
  96. Mitchell
    557
  97. Werewolf
    513
  98. Master Ninja I
    245
  99. Master Ninja II
    152
  100. Teenage Caveman
    148
  101. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    220
  102. The Killer Shrews
    243
  103. Last of the Wild Horses
    156
  104. Fugitive Alien
    318
  105. Rocket Attack USA
    145
  106. Rocketship X-M
    272
  107. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    188
  108. The Brute Man
    207
  109. Robot Holocaust
    146
  110. Robot Monster
    146
  111. It Conquered the World
    272
  112. King Dinosaur
    193
  113. Horrors of Spider Island
    217
  114. The Magic Sword
    198
  115. Legend of the Dinosaurs
    44
  116. Horror of Party Beach
    304
  117. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    264
  118. Hercules
    150
  119. Being from Another Planet
    188
  120. Invaders from the Deep
    36
  121. Lost Continent
    235
  122. Danger! Death Ray
    446
  123. The She-Creature
    167
  124. The Mad Monster
    134
  125. The Amazing Colossal Man
    201
  126. Code Name Diamond Head
    178
  127. Hobgoblins
    374
  128. Revenge of the Creature
    211
  129. Cave Dwellers
    415
  130. Mighty Jack
    163
  131. The Day the Earth Froze
    261
  132. Radar Secret Service
    211
  133. Gamera vs. Barugon
    166
  134. Hercules and the Captive Women
    150
  135. Jack Frost
    316
  136. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    205
  137. The Sword and the Dragon
    214
  138. The Indestructible Man
    151
  139. Hangar 18
    45
  140. The Undead
    233
  141. Manhunt in Space
    160
  142. Terror from the Year 5000
    232
  143. War of the Colossal Beast
    212
  144. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    286
  145. Diabolik
    203
  146. The Crawling Eye
    251
  147. The Sinister Urge
    209
  148. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    295
  149. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    268
  150. The Sidehackers
    196
  151. Gamera vs. Zigra
    165
  152. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    207
  153. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    210
  154. The Mole People
    192
  155. Angels' Revenge
    199
  156. The Human Duplicators
    200
  157. Gamera vs. Guiron
    238

Recent Comments with recent replies

207 - Wild Rebels - almost 2 years ago
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When everyone's sharing the same "chick" you may as well skip the middleman and just swap saliva with each other.


810 - The Giant Spider Invasion - over 4 years ago
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I swear Kevin Murphy must've just *loved* to do this show. He's all over the place and is easily my favorite on the show. Servo, Bobo, the Nanites, the voices, etc.


1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - about 5 years ago
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This movie was directed by a guy who made a film called The Corpse Grinders, which is about a company that took corpses and turned them into cat food, making cats crave the flesh of their owners.
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/bj/tcs/33438-the-corpse-grinders


Anti-Polish
701 - Night of the Blood Beast - almost 3 years ago
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Crow's ethnic slur about 50.0 is rather jarring.


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I know plot-holes are usually beneath mention but:

Did anyone else notice that one THIRD of the stone was powerful enough to RESURRECT THE DEAD (with remarkably few side-effects) and yet Deathstalker still let them barbecue the chick who died saving him?

What the HELL man?


208 - Lost Continent - almost 6 years ago
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Sweet, a reference to the world's truly worst movie, Andy Warhol's Empire State Building--the Movie. (Some call it art, but then again some people would call it art if Warhol had farted in a jar and declared it to be his masterpiece.)


1010 - It Lives by Night - almost 2 years ago
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Where does this movie take place? They've got both a desert and a ski resort, and must be in Central/South America, because after a bat bite, the main character displays traits of a vampire bat, and vampire bats don't live in North America. But no one speaks Spanish in the movie, so what gives?

This guy is just homicidal (sorry, "heterocidal") and mentally unhinged. The bat bite had nothing to do with anything and he's just using it as an excuse to roll his eyes and pretend to convulse every time he wants to get out of an annoying conversation. He's giving bats a bad name. Shame on him!


505 - The Magic Voyage of Sinbad - about 3 years ago
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If this was being riffed now, there would be so many Bernie Sanders jokes. Whatever you may think of his politics, it's hard these days to hear someone decrying income inequality without him jumping to mind.


109 - Project Moonbase - over 2 years ago
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The Cat-Women of the Moon riff is a comment regarding a movie titled Cat-Women of the Moon, which used the same props, sets, and costumes as this movie, and the two movies were released a day apart.


Caption This!
Forum - 10 months ago
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Those of you old enough to have used a typewriter to do stuff other than look like a hipster may well remember the old "Caption This!" Section of the SciFi website. Time to resurrect! Please, ladies and gentlemen: CAPTION THIS!


602 - Invasion USA - almost 3 years ago
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Don't joke around, guys, a lot of people in this country are still afraid of communism for some reason.


508 - Operation Double 007 - about 3 years ago
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I hate James Bond films. (I don't see the appeal, I don't understand the appeal.) To me, this movie is actually a step up. In a lateral sort of fashion.


Recent Riffs

807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - almost 6 years ago
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Let's chip in and buy this movie a light.


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Don't forget to ride towards traffic!


311 - It Conquered the World - over 5 years ago
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You know, there's nothing quite as pretty on a sunlit day as arterial spray on the white snow.


907 - Hobgoblins - over 2 years ago
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You know, Mike, one thing I learned from this movie is that Daphne is a slut, and Amy wasn't fun until she became a slut.


518 - The Atomic Brain - about 1 year ago
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"Open it!" No... I've got... the keys... down here...


518 - The Atomic Brain - about 1 year ago
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I'm drunk too, meow.


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"Please don't go." Your hair won't clear the door.


419 - The Rebel Set - about 1 year ago
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Johnny's hydroplane disintegrates on impact.


109 - Project Moonbase - over 1 year ago
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Meanwhile, back at the Cody Institute for people who almost die every week...


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"Now I can brown-nose myself."


809 - I Was a Teenage Werewolf - over 1 year ago
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Isn't one Gene Fowler enough? Couldn't they have stopped?


423 - Bride of the Monster - over 1 year ago
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Who's the doughy man on our porch step?