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Favorite Episodes

  1. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    191
  2. Warrior of the Lost World
    290
  3. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    226
  4. The Touch of Satan
    309
  5. The Final Sacrifice
    681
  6. Final Justice
    243
  7. Teenage Strangler
    287
  8. Ring of Terror
    174
  9. Eegah
    355
  10. The Skydivers
    240
  11. Beginning of the End
    238
  12. High School Big Shot
    166
  13. The Rebel Set
    144
  14. The Beatniks
    170
  15. The Wild World of Batwoman
    208
  16. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    201
  17. City Limits
    153
  18. Girl in Gold Boots
    254
  19. 12 to the Moon
    182
  20. Girls Town
    262
  21. Night of the Blood Beast
    282
  22. The Phantom Planet
    201
  23. Teenage Crime Wave
    160
  24. Space Travelers
    136
  25. The Leech Woman
    210
  26. Quest of the Delta Knights
    240
  27. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    234
  28. Time of the Apes
    247
  29. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    234
  30. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    151
  31. Moon Zero Two
    176
  32. Kitten with a Whip
    141
  33. Project Moonbase
    105
  34. Laserblast
    351
  35. The Black Scorpion
    108
  36. The Screaming Skull
    242
  37. Santa Claus
    264
  38. Outlaw of Gor
    286
  39. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    386
  40. Earth vs. the Spider
    179
  41. The Space Children
    152
  42. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    293
  43. The Deadly Bees
    193
  44. It Lives by Night
    155
  45. Pod People
    512
  46. Tormented
    198
  47. Squirm
    209
  48. City on Fire
    46
  49. Red Zone Cuba
    211
  50. The Amazing Transparent Man
    130
  51. The Giant Spider Invasion
    313
  52. Zombie Nightmare
    278
  53. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    203
  54. Teenagers from Outer Space
    250
  55. Puma Man
    463
  56. The Violent Years
    148
  57. The Unearthly
    179
  58. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    155
  59. The Slime People
    111
  60. The Incredible Melting Man
    244
  61. I Accuse My Parents
    366
  62. First Spaceship on Venus
    135
  63. The Dead Talk Back
    255
  64. Soultaker
    338
  65. Escape 2000
    230
  66. Monster A-Go Go
    315
  67. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    303
  68. Bride of the Monster
    208
  69. Space Mutiny
    826
  70. Time Chasers
    402
  71. Future War
    237
  72. Prince of Space
    413
  73. Track of the Moon Beast
    252
  74. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    310
  75. San Francisco International
    238
  76. Gamera
    217
  77. Devil Doll
    220
  78. Gorgo
    158
  79. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    250
  80. Devil Fish
    233
  81. Alien from L.A.
    251
  82. Village of the Giants
    177
  83. The Atomic Brain
    148
  84. Colossus and the Headhunters
    161
  85. Bloodlust
    166
  86. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    132
  87. The Creeping Terror
    229
  88. The Deadly Mantis
    188
  89. Invasion USA
    152
  90. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    187
  91. SST: Death Flight
    72
  92. Gamera vs. Gaos
    132
  93. Riding with Death
    353
  94. The Starfighters
    212
  95. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    305
  96. Mitchell
    526
  97. Werewolf
    484
  98. Master Ninja I
    231
  99. Master Ninja II
    146
  100. Teenage Caveman
    134
  101. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    206
  102. The Killer Shrews
    224
  103. Last of the Wild Horses
    143
  104. Fugitive Alien
    299
  105. Rocket Attack USA
    138
  106. Rocketship X-M
    262
  107. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    176
  108. The Brute Man
    190
  109. Robot Holocaust
    135
  110. Robot Monster
    138
  111. It Conquered the World
    250
  112. King Dinosaur
    181
  113. Horrors of Spider Island
    205
  114. The Magic Sword
    186
  115. Legend of the Dinosaurs
    40
  116. Horror of Party Beach
    285
  117. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    246
  118. Hercules
    138
  119. Being from Another Planet
    176
  120. Invaders from the Deep
    27
  121. Lost Continent
    225
  122. Danger! Death Ray
    425
  123. The She-Creature
    154
  124. The Mad Monster
    124
  125. The Amazing Colossal Man
    186
  126. Code Name Diamond Head
    168
  127. Hobgoblins
    360
  128. Revenge of the Creature
    199
  129. Cave Dwellers
    388
  130. Mighty Jack
    155
  131. The Day the Earth Froze
    242
  132. Radar Secret Service
    197
  133. Gamera vs. Barugon
    151
  134. Hercules and the Captive Women
    139
  135. Jack Frost
    293
  136. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    195
  137. The Sword and the Dragon
    199
  138. The Indestructible Man
    140
  139. Hangar 18
    41
  140. The Undead
    218
  141. Manhunt in Space
    147
  142. Terror from the Year 5000
    220
  143. War of the Colossal Beast
    205
  144. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    268
  145. Diabolik
    192
  146. The Crawling Eye
    235
  147. The Sinister Urge
    196
  148. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    273
  149. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    255
  150. The Sidehackers
    186
  151. Gamera vs. Zigra
    152
  152. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    191
  153. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    193
  154. The Mole People
    177
  155. Angels' Revenge
    189
  156. The Human Duplicators
    185
  157. Gamera vs. Guiron
    224

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510 - Lassie: The Painted Hills - almost 2 years ago
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I don't know if it's just because the narrator is bashing that girl for her looks, but I find her really attractive, especially for the late 40s when the short was filmed. Then they clean her up, and she looks like my grandmother as a young woman. Yuck.


Yule Drool?
Forum - 12 days ago
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Anyone giving, or thinking about giving, MST-inspired gifts this season (riffed or unriffed)?


316 - Gamera vs. Zigra - 11 days ago
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The way they tried to incorporate the stock footage from SeaWorld into the beginning of the movie... pathetic.


804 - The Deadly Mantis - 17 days ago
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Wait a tick... during the radio station host segment one host says “Your crank is turned to Frank”. Is that... a radio station.. NAMED FRANK?!


Vote for MST3K Lego Set!
Forum - 15 days ago
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519 - Outlaw of Gor - about 1 year ago
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It was very nice of Cabot to rescue only the hottest slave. The rest deserve their fate!


1008 - Final Justice - over 3 years ago
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The director of Final Justice, Greydon Clark, also directed episode 622's movie, Angel's Revenge. He also wrote and directed the movie Uninvited. If you've never seen it, you need to. It's about a poisonous cat-within-a-cat creature who terrorizes a crime lord's yacht because one of his bimbos brought it onboard. Makes for great riffing fodder.


Halloween Suggestions
Forum - 2 months ago
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If you'd give your top ten episodes to watch around Halloween, what would they be?


423 - Bride of the Monster - almost 4 years ago
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If there were door-to-door car salesmen, what else was sold door-to-door? Puppies? Dinner plates? Bras? "Ma'am, you look like someone who could use a good, sturdy bra..."


611 - Last of the Wild Horses - about 1 year ago
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So a single year will allow the wild herd to replenish its population? Even if the horses were getting it on like rabbits, gestation still takes 11 months.
Unless... These are MUTANT wild horses! Within a year, they'll have overrun the valley, all the grass will be gone, and the townspeople live in fear of the day horses discover the taste of human flesh. Now let's watch THAT movie!


109 - Project Moonbase - over 5 years ago
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Notice they intentionally mis-pronounce her name as "Bright eyes". Only 10 years later, Spaceman Charleton Heston lands on the Planet of the Apes and is called... "Bright Eyes". Coincidence?


Xiburu?
417 - Crash of the Moons - 3 months ago
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This is a timely episode considering how 🌏 Earth was destroyed in the collision with Planet X on 9/23/2017


Recent Riffs

419 - The Rebel Set - 10 days ago
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Johnny's hydroplane disintegrates on impact.


109 - Project Moonbase - 4 months ago
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Meanwhile, back at the Cody Institute for people who almost die every week...


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"Now I can brown-nose myself."


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Isn't one Gene Fowler enough? Couldn't they have stopped?


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Who's the doughy man on our porch step?


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Could you turn down the music? I can't hear a thing you're saying.


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[unintelligible] Something about food for a fistful of rats...?


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Oh, why couldn't I have been a vampire in Israel?


301 - Cave Dwellers - over 4 years ago
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Oh no, they've jumped right into a Kurosawa film!


1010 - It Lives by Night - 9 months ago
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You'll get the money, let me go!


1010 - It Lives by Night - 9 months ago
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"No straggling, no wandering off." No fun!


1010 - It Lives by Night - 9 months ago
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I'm just gonna drive it off a cliff, honey.