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Favorite Episodes

  1. Space Mutiny
    860
  2. The Final Sacrifice
    724
  3. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    652
  4. Mitchell
    555
  5. Werewolf
    511
  6. Puma Man
    495
  7. Danger! Death Ray
    445
  8. Prince of Space
    441
  9. Time Chasers
    418
  10. Cave Dwellers
    413
  11. Hobgoblins
    373
  12. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    404
  13. Riding with Death
    379
  14. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    324
  15. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    326
  16. Soultaker
    354
  17. The Touch of Satan
    326
  18. The Giant Spider Invasion
    328
  19. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    320
  20. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    310
  21. Horror of Party Beach
    301
  22. Fugitive Alien
    313
  23. Teenage Strangler
    301
  24. Jack Frost
    312
  25. Santa Claus
    276
  26. Outlaw of Gor
    300
  27. Night of the Blood Beast
    300
  28. Girls Town
    279
  29. Girl in Gold Boots
    265
  30. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    262
  31. Track of the Moon Beast
    262
  32. Zombie Nightmare
    290
  33. Alien from L.A.
    261
  34. The Incredible Melting Man
    264
  35. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    245
  36. Quest of the Delta Knights
    248
  37. The Creeping Terror
    238
  38. Future War
    247
  39. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    242
  40. Master Ninja I
    243
  41. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    244
  42. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    267
  43. Devil Fish
    241
  44. Terror from the Year 5000
    231
  45. Squirm
    220
  46. Time of the Apes
    257
  47. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    232
  48. The Undead
    231
  49. War of the Colossal Beast
    211
  50. Escape 2000
    243
  51. Daddy-O
    237
  52. The Sword and the Dragon
    212
  53. Operation Double 007
    223
  54. The Leech Woman
    222
  55. Diabolik
    202
  56. Angels' Revenge
    198
  57. The Deadly Bees
    207
  58. Radar Secret Service
    210
  59. The Projected Man
    193
  60. Revenge of the Creature
    210
  61. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    200
  62. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    190
  63. The Mole People
    189
  64. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    165
  65. Village of the Giants
    188
  66. Being from Another Planet
    186
  67. The Magic Sword
    197
  68. It Lives by Night
    164
  69. The She-Creature
    166
  70. Stranded in Space
    123

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810 - The Giant Spider Invasion - about 6 years ago
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For Wisconsan - seems to be a LOT of "Southern Accents"


323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - over 4 years ago
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The NyQuil of movies. In fact I'm starting fade away right now.


1013 - Diabolik - almost 7 years ago
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"MST3k kisses us goodbye with deep, deep tongue." –YouTube uploader analogkid


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I love a villain who, in the big climactic fight scene, uses his two swords—what we are to believe are two weapons of hardened steel designed for stabbing—to pick up a piece of lacy fabric and gently lay it over his prone enemy (while wearing a boat neck blouse). (~1:19:30)


508 - Operation Double 007 - almost 5 years ago
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Next time you want to express the truism that achieving freedom sometimes involves sacrifice, just remember the great line from Double 007, "Freedom always has a price tag attached to it," because there's really no other, pithier saying that you could use in such a case.


514 - Teenage Strangler - almost 7 years ago
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Mistress Aisha, I'm here for mah beating...


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705 - Escape 2000 - almost 5 years ago
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Ever notice how often fires appear in the host segments?


514 - Teenage Strangler - over 6 years ago
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Mike's transformation into Mikey at 1:09:00 slays me... "Whudid ya want me ta look uup?"


519 - Outlaw of Gor - over 6 years ago
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♪♫ It's breastica-boobular chestica-mammical pendular globular fun ♪♫


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Before The Matrix, there was Fingal's bungled doppel.


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"Mike... Crow... Flemish glassblower..." :P


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George R.R. Martin cameo on the park bench at the end? :P


Recent Riffs

310 - Fugitive Alien - almost 5 years ago
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"Take a good look at your far right shoulder button. We've equipped it with a miniature nuclear device."
"Shouldn't I have known that??"


805 - The Thing That Couldn't Die - almost 5 years ago
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We found it in the trade rat's nest... He had a little tool and die shop down there.


1012 - Squirm - almost 5 years ago
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"Hope they got plenty of coffee, I could drink five gallons right now."
"Yeah, say, did you notice that we're in a tree?"


1012 - Squirm - almost 5 years ago
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Cinematography by Seymour Butts


411 - The Magic Sword - almost 5 years ago
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"Go ahead, show me how a pair of young mortals in love bid farewell before they die." ♪♫ bwah chikka wah chikka wah wah ♪♫


621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - almost 5 years ago
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A man murdered. A woman's purse... A thin plot, endlessly restated.


621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - almost 5 years ago
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A wealth of historic grandeur and beauty... does not exist here. Modern hospitals... are not here. Luxury hotels... are desperately needed. Progress can be seen everywhere... in places other than this. The fortress of San Felipe del Morro... is to be avoided at all times.


620 - Danger! Death Ray - almost 5 years ago
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Hmm, I think he missed this day in secret agent training.


815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - almost 5 years ago
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Now take it easy, angel. My cardigan's here.


815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - almost 5 years ago
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"I would like to take care of the man from H.A.R.M." . . . I would / die for / him.


815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - almost 5 years ago
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Titles by e.e. cummings and k.d. lang.


508 - Operation Double 007 - almost 5 years ago
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You know I can read lips. Did I tell you I can read lips? I'm reading lips right now!