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Jet Jaguar Abides - 10 months ago
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Wow! totally awesome that we are so much on the same wavelength..I was commenting on your post to the Darkest Riff thread on the Forum..as obviously you were typing your comment just as I posted mine...then your comment was gone before i could finish it. Sorry for taking the rug out from under you on that one..


Ray Garraty - over 6 years ago
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Well, the music's terrible, but at least it's drowning out the dialog!
Crow - The Wild World of Batwoman


Ray Garraty - about 7 years ago
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"Let's take a 15 minute break." "But keep the camera rolling."
-The Lost Continent


Favorite Episodes

  1. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    705
  2. Bride of the Monster
    241
  3. Riding with Death
    405
  4. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    320
  5. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    204
  6. Laserblast
    407
  7. The Human Duplicators
    213
  8. Werewolf
    550
  9. Prince of Space
    471
  10. The Amazing Colossal Man
    215
  11. Time Chasers
    449
  12. The Giant Spider Invasion
    358
  13. Puma Man
    535
  14. Lost Continent
    252
  15. Teenagers from Outer Space
    292
  16. Mitchell
    593
  17. Fugitive Alien
    336
  18. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    256
  19. Beginning of the End
    278
  20. The Phantom Planet
    228
  21. The Brute Man
    221
  22. San Francisco International
    272
  23. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    228
  24. Daddy-O
    253
  25. Warrior of the Lost World
    341
  26. Girls Town
    296
  27. Escape 2000
    264
  28. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    302
  29. Mighty Jack
    175
  30. Gunslinger
    167
  31. The Mole People
    208
  32. Devil Fish
    266
  33. Rocketship X-M
    287
  34. The Undead
    246
  35. The Screaming Skull
    285
  36. Monster A-Go Go
    351
  37. Track of the Moon Beast
    290
  38. It Conquered the World
    296
  39. Red Zone Cuba
    234
  40. The Touch of Satan
    353
  41. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    350
  42. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    291
  43. War of the Colossal Beast
    232
  44. The Incredible Melting Man
    282
  45. Ring of Terror
    197
  46. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    235
  47. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    225
  48. The Unearthly
    207
  49. Being from Another Planet
    196
  50. Horrors of Spider Island
    234
  51. The Wild World of Batwoman
    235
  52. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    211
  53. The Killer Shrews
    260
  54. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    261
  55. City Limits
    174
  56. Gamera vs. Zigra
    177
  57. Final Justice
    273
  58. Night of the Blood Beast
    323
  59. High School Big Shot
    194
  60. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    230
  61. Teenage Crime Wave
    190
  62. First Spaceship on Venus
    158
  63. The Projected Man
    207
  64. The Day Time Ended
    13
  65. Invasion USA
    182
  66. The Sinister Urge
    222
  67. Code Name Diamond Head
    190
  68. The Final Sacrifice
    773
  69. Last of the Wild Horses
    165
  70. Colossus and the Headhunters
    186

Recent Comments with recent replies

Shorts ranked (or rank)
Forum - 2 days ago
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Here's something you might find interesting, or annoying. The author seems to prefer the Mike years overall. https://www.tor.com/2020/05/25/definitively-ranking-every-mst3k-short/?fbclid=IwAR2UXjLkFe4dDxPzO89tyCmfaVyqnxSNLikqgaZZFa3AnZCTpVp5R97Ej-M


MENSA Quiz
Forum - 5 days ago
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Rock Climbing is to Lost Continent as
X is to [insert movie]


NCNL this week
Forum - 6 days ago
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As a reminder: the pronunciation of "laighs" was completely explained at Christmas. Quit your foul whining. No comments either or you get the wooden spoon!


Worst performance EVER!
Forum - about 1 month ago
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Let's debate: What is, hands down, the worst performance in any episode of MST3K. I'm talking a fairly significant role, at least over 20 minutes of screen time. I nominate Natalie from "Werewolf" aka "Warewolf!"


Poll: Lamest Hero in a MST Experiment
Forum - about 1 month ago
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I just finished watching "Samson Vs the Vampire Women," and I gotta say, as far as heroes go, Samson is pretty lame. In all fairness, the vampires were pretty lame too, if one mere luchador can kick their asses, even when they gang up on him!

But it got me thinking, what's the lamest hero in a MST movie?

Prince of Space gets a Lame Hero Award too. I mean, yes, he has a spaceship, but no "powers," and no real weapons except that weird retractable pointer-looking thing that fires enemy laser beams back at them. (I guess they're laser beams)

Or Nick from "Time Chasers." He can fly a plane, invented the Time Transporter program, but he can't drive a car. HUH??


RT: Pressure Point
Forum - 24 days ago
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I knew that AJ's team player from Time Chasers had a bit part in Pressure Point, but I just noticed that Nick has a part in the movie, too! He's one of the "boys" the main guy beats up with a six-pack.


CNL
Forum - 17 days ago
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Remember how this whole NCNL shebang got started as a simple "Caption This"? With people laighing at plastic trash bags? And I got mad and told you NOT to laigh. And you kept doing it. And comments too.
Well.
Well we are all feeling a little vulnerable, so you may comment, but NO LAIGHING!


TO OLD VINYL COLLECTORS LIKE ME
Forum - 28 days ago
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Need to clean my album covers.
Soliciting ideas, methods.
"Save me, Rocky! Help me!"


Recent Riffs

522 - Teenage Crime Wave - over 5 years ago
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We're gonna need a lot of turkeys


515 - The Wild World of Batwoman - about 6 years ago
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"I envision a cheating wing"


515 - The Wild World of Batwoman - about 6 years ago
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"A Centron production, although we got the idea from different company because we're cheating"


309 - The Amazing Colossal Man - over 6 years ago
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"How'd the Giants do?"


510 - Lassie: The Painted Hills - over 6 years ago
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Dang smoochers on my property


208 - Lost Continent - over 6 years ago
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No country can survive when it loses the respect of it's own people or of the world.
Servo: "It hasn't stopped the ol' U S of A


515 - The Wild World of Batwoman - about 7 years ago
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Mother Theresa called she hates you


814 - Riding with Death - over 6 years ago
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How’s the okie fokie lokie smokie dokie?


602 - Invasion USA - over 6 years ago
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well your girlfriend and I gotta go.


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psychofunkepuss


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and the director digs out an eye booger


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ladies and gentleman Lesley Bore

Lesley Gore was a 50's female solo singer famous for 'It's My Party'*