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Ray Garraty

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Ray Garraty - almost 5 years ago
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Well, the music's terrible, but at least it's drowning out the dialog!
Crow - The Wild World of Batwoman


Ray Garraty - over 5 years ago
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"Let's take a 15 minute break." "But keep the camera rolling."
-The Lost Continent


Favorite Episodes

  1. Bride of the Monster
    222
  2. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    654
  3. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    293
  4. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    185
  5. Lost Continent
    233
  6. Riding with Death
    379
  7. Laserblast
    371
  8. Time Chasers
    418
  9. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    242
  10. Teenagers from Outer Space
    269
  11. Fugitive Alien
    313
  12. Puma Man
    495
  13. Prince of Space
    442
  14. The Brute Man
    206
  15. Mitchell
    555
  16. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    212
  17. Daddy-O
    237
  18. Warrior of the Lost World
    312
  19. The Human Duplicators
    197
  20. Girls Town
    279
  21. The Phantom Planet
    208
  22. The Giant Spider Invasion
    328
  23. Escape 2000
    243
  24. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    284
  25. Mighty Jack
    162
  26. Gunslinger
    156
  27. The Mole People
    189
  28. City Limits
    162
  29. Devil Fish
    241
  30. Rocketship X-M
    271
  31. The Undead
    231
  32. The Screaming Skull
    254
  33. Monster A-Go Go
    326
  34. Track of the Moon Beast
    262
  35. Red Zone Cuba
    220
  36. The Touch of Satan
    326
  37. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    324
  38. Beginning of the End
    252
  39. The Projected Man
    193
  40. San Francisco International
    249
  41. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    262
  42. War of the Colossal Beast
    211
  43. The Incredible Melting Man
    264
  44. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    218
  45. The Unearthly
    188
  46. Being from Another Planet
    186
  47. Horrors of Spider Island
    216
  48. Final Justice
    253
  49. The Wild World of Batwoman
    223
  50. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    190
  51. The Killer Shrews
    243
  52. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    245
  53. Night of the Blood Beast
    300
  54. Gamera vs. Zigra
    164
  55. High School Big Shot
    178
  56. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    216
  57. Teenage Crime Wave
    172
  58. The Amazing Colossal Man
    199
  59. Ring of Terror
    184
  60. First Spaceship on Venus
    148
  61. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    209
  62. It Conquered the World
    270

Recent Comments with recent replies

John Agar
Forum - 12 days ago
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I know it's popular to hate John Agar around these here parts, but I watched Revenge of the Creature today and I decided to read about him. He seems to have been one of those very practical actors. He knew he was in some terrible movies but he got paid. Some of them, he enjoyed, but there was one where he said that he knew the audience was going to laugh at something that was supposed to be scary. Maybe he wasn't the best actor (...well, definitely, he wasn't the best actor), but he was in a number of respectable movies...and a lot more B movies. :)

They have a quote from him on IMDb. There's no source listed, so I don't know if it's genuine or not, but I liked it: "A lot of the pictures I made were not released--they escaped."

Honestly, I can respect someone who is upfront about what he did. Actors have to eat, too. I'd wager that most actors can't just do it because it's a meaningful part.


"We'll send him awesome movies, the best that we can find..."
Forum - 23 days ago
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Say Kinga completely blew a fuse and decided to Kingachrome up a certifiably-great film to Jonah and the Bots, and challenge them to make it funny (a la Rifftrax taking on things like Casablanca and The Wrath of Khan).

Which undeniably *great* film would you love to see the current SOL crew take on?


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Even back then, I don't think I could have bought Van Cleef as a ninja.


Bad Movie Vocal Tics Which Tick You Off
Forum - about 1 month ago
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Arrgghh. My first is: Slurring/mush-mouthing clearly caused by alcohol and/or drugs... when the character in question isn't supposed to be a drunk and/or druggie. Margaux Hemmingway is a major recent offender (Killer Fish) and they should've fed her to the title characters 20 minutes in. The toothy ones would swiftly have fallen into tiny killer fish comas. Win-win.

My other one is: foreign accents which are meant to give cardboard characters actual depth, but do not. See Ray Kellogg with his penchant for giving his little-girl-voiced, bargain basement ingenues Swedish or French accents or whatever. They always sound irritatingly fake. (I've never bothered to check and see if they actually were.)


End of the Year Watchlist?
Forum - 25 days ago
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Was just thinking (the most dangerous of pastimes, I know!) what to watch on New Years Eve and on through the start of 2019. We have Netflix (thanx Mom!), should we run the Gauntlet again? Watch some MST Classic? Fire up something else from the massive DVD/Blu-ray/Digital collection? Any ideas?

Additional: What say you? Whatchu watchin at the end/start of the year?


Old school MSTies, u still out there? Wishing u well!
Forum - about 2 months ago
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Aloha! I can't remember my actual sign in info so I'm quasi signed in. I don't think any of the folks that once made this place an amazing microcosim what it was, is still here. But in case u r... was just talking 2 an old friend from here. PC... aka Chicken of Crank Whore, Unriffed (whom I dubbed thee), Jake aka Torgo of course....and many others wishing u & yours an amazing space in life & laughter in the name of MST & RT. Peace, love, joy & all good things b yours today, this season & always, Cea Cea aka Pound Screwdriver lol POD PEEPS 4EVER!


Recent Riffs

522 - Teenage Crime Wave - almost 4 years ago
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We're gonna need a lot of turkeys


515 - The Wild World of Batwoman - almost 5 years ago
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"I envision a cheating wing"


515 - The Wild World of Batwoman - almost 5 years ago
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"A Centron production, although we got the idea from different company because we're cheating"


309 - The Amazing Colossal Man - almost 5 years ago
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"How'd the Giants do?"


510 - Lassie: The Painted Hills - almost 5 years ago
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Dang smoochers on my property


208 - Lost Continent - about 5 years ago
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No country can survive when it loses the respect of it's own people or of the world.
Servo: "It hasn't stopped the ol' U S of A


515 - The Wild World of Batwoman - almost 6 years ago
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Mother Theresa called she hates you


814 - Riding with Death - about 5 years ago
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How’s the okie fokie lokie smokie dokie?


602 - Invasion USA - about 5 years ago
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well your girlfriend and I gotta go.


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psychofunkepuss


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and the director digs out an eye booger


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ladies and gentleman Lesley Bore

Lesley Gore was a 50's female solo singer famous for 'It's My Party'*