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Ray Garraty

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Ray Garraty - almost 3 years ago

Well, the music's terrible, but at least it's drowning out the dialog!
Crow - The Wild World of Batwoman


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Ray Garraty - over 3 years ago

"Let's take a 15 minute break." "But keep the camera rolling."
-The Lost Continent


Favorite Episodes

  1. Bride of the Monster
    188
  2. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    582
  3. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    231
  4. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    158
  5. Lost Continent
    206
  6. Riding with Death
    330
  7. Laserblast
    332
  8. Time Chasers
    370
  9. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    208
  10. Teenagers from Outer Space
    228
  11. Fugitive Alien
    264
  12. Puma Man
    431
  13. Prince of Space
    372
  14. The Brute Man
    171
  15. Mitchell
    489
  16. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    178
  17. Daddy-O
    202
  18. Warrior of the Lost World
    267
  19. The Human Duplicators
    165
  20. Girls Town
    242
  21. The Phantom Planet
    179
  22. The Giant Spider Invasion
    285
  23. Escape 2000
    207
  24. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    252
  25. Mighty Jack
    142
  26. Gunslinger
    124
  27. The Mole People
    156
  28. City Limits
    142
  29. Devil Fish
    211
  30. Rocketship X-M
    238
  31. The Undead
    199
  32. The Screaming Skull
    223
  33. Monster A-Go Go
    290
  34. Track of the Moon Beast
    232
  35. Red Zone Cuba
    191
  36. The Touch of Satan
    281
  37. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    284
  38. Beginning of the End
    227
  39. The Projected Man
    164
  40. San Francisco International
    212
  41. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    229
  42. War of the Colossal Beast
    185
  43. The Incredible Melting Man
    224
  44. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    187
  45. The Unearthly
    163
  46. Being from Another Planet
    157
  47. Horrors of Spider Island
    179
  48. Final Justice
    226
  49. The Wild World of Batwoman
    182
  50. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    153
  51. The Killer Shrews
    209
  52. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    217
  53. Night of the Blood Beast
    255
  54. Gamera vs. Zigra
    130
  55. High School Big Shot
    153
  56. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    190
  57. Teenage Crime Wave
    146
  58. The Amazing Colossal Man
    171
  59. Ring of Terror
    159
  60. First Spaceship on Venus
    127

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Best vehicles in an experiment!
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Forum - almost 3 years ago

Mike Flugennock's praise of the car of the hero and Danger! Deathray inspired me to pose a question to everyone. What's the best or your favorite vehicle in a MST3k experiment? I'm going to go with the Starfighter; It's wings are... really... sharp? And those midair refuelings are hot, hot, HOT!


5 Guilty Pleasure Movies
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Forum - 24 days ago

Welcome to the judgement-free zone. Enter, and tell us your top five guilty pleasure movies. The more unpopular or critically panned the better!


Use them before we lose them--MST losing-Cubs references
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Forum - 3 months ago

Guys, the Cubs are in the World Series, and favored to win it all. The Cubs losing record has been a mainstay in MST3K riffs for ages, and this may be the LAST WEEK that these riffs are relevant. So let's give them one last hurrah. What are some riffs about the team with one of the longest losing streaks in sports history, the Chicago Cubs?


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701 - Night of the Blood Beast - almost 2 years ago

The actress that plays Donna in this, Georgianna Carter, also played in another Corman film called 'The Wild Ride' opposite Jack Nicholson. She had one other acting credit on a TV show and that was it. Must have found something else to do.


It's come to this
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Forum - 6 months ago

I'm waiting for . . . an electrician. And no beer in the house either.


C-Span is showing the 1976 GOP National Convention
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Forum - 6 months ago

It really has finally come to this, there it nothing on cable worth watching, but this. Even if you are a dyed in the wool GOPer, you've gotta give it up for the hair dos and the hair do nots, the wide ties and the fat lies! It starts with the cbs commentator reporting on Betty Ford's prat fall, cuts to Bob Dole telling everyone to sit the Hell down. Que the Black People Cam as it searches for African Americans in the crowd, I saw 3. Betty Ford gets help walking down the stairs from her daughter. Betty has such a twinkle in her eye, it reminds me of a rent boy I saw dancing at a rave in 1995. The pea green hue of the film shows it's age, filmed in glorious bald spot vision. Ok, come at me bro....


Host Segments
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Forum - 6 months ago

I think Laserblast has the best overall host segments. Which episode do you guys think has the best?


OT: Desert Island Album
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Forum - 6 months ago

Your personal SOL has derped its way into an island and, with the notable exception of the sound system, died. Luckily for you, the universe is composed primarily of shameless plot contrivances, and exactly one disc/record/cassette has survived the landing, which by fateful screw-up turns out to be the one you would have chosen to do so. Which is it?


OT: Music
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Forum - 7 months ago

I've been feeling musically stunted these last few years. I haven't really found anything new worth listening to... but bam! All of a sudden in the same month I've got two brand new albums from two of my most favorite bands, The Low Anthem and The Felice Brothers. I also discovered there was a new Godspeed You! Black Emperor album last year that somehow slipped by me.

So what new tunes are all you Msties out there jamming to these days? I need more!


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510 - Lassie: The Painted Hills - almost 3 years ago

There is a riff in this, and used also in Mighty Jack. The riff is, "I was born in the house my father built." I didn't get it what it referred to but after hearing it so many times I googled the phrase and it's the opening sentence of Richard Nixon's memoirs.


Sandy Frank
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Forum - 7 months ago

I read somewhere a long time ago when MST3K was still on-air that Sandy Frank was really upset with Joel and the others for poking fun at him during the show. I think he even tried slapping them with a cease-and-desist order. Anyone recall this and what the truth was about it?


Please support!
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Forum - 8 months ago

I just saw this today and had to post here. Please send links to whomever you may know that loves MST3k and/or LEGO. Lets make this a real set!

https://ideas.lego.com/projects/142390


Recent Riffs

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522 - Teenage Crime Wave - almost 2 years ago

We're gonna need a lot of turkeys


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515 - The Wild World of Batwoman - almost 3 years ago

"I envision a cheating wing"


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515 - The Wild World of Batwoman - almost 3 years ago

"A Centron production, although we got the idea from different company because we're cheating"


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309 - The Amazing Colossal Man - almost 3 years ago

"How'd the Giants do?"


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510 - Lassie: The Painted Hills - almost 3 years ago

Dang smoochers on my property


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208 - Lost Continent - about 3 years ago

No country can survive when it loses the respect of it's own people or of the world.
Servo: "It hasn't stopped the ol' U S of A


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515 - The Wild World of Batwoman - almost 4 years ago

Mother Theresa called she hates you


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814 - Riding with Death - about 3 years ago

How’s the okie fokie lokie smokie dokie?


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602 - Invasion USA - about 3 years ago

well your girlfriend and I gotta go.


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psychofunkepuss


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and the director digs out an eye booger


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ladies and gentleman Lesley Bore

Lesley Gore was a 50's female solo singer famous for 'It's My Party'*