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Ray Garraty

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Ray Garraty - over 4 years ago
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Well, the music's terrible, but at least it's drowning out the dialog!
Crow - The Wild World of Batwoman


Ray Garraty - over 5 years ago
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"Let's take a 15 minute break." "But keep the camera rolling."
-The Lost Continent


Favorite Episodes

  1. Bride of the Monster
    218
  2. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    639
  3. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    287
  4. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    183
  5. Lost Continent
    231
  6. Riding with Death
    371
  7. Laserblast
    367
  8. Time Chasers
    415
  9. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    241
  10. Teenagers from Outer Space
    263
  11. Fugitive Alien
    311
  12. Puma Man
    484
  13. Prince of Space
    433
  14. The Brute Man
    202
  15. Mitchell
    543
  16. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    210
  17. Daddy-O
    234
  18. Warrior of the Lost World
    305
  19. The Human Duplicators
    196
  20. Girls Town
    274
  21. The Phantom Planet
    208
  22. The Giant Spider Invasion
    325
  23. Escape 2000
    241
  24. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    281
  25. Mighty Jack
    160
  26. Gunslinger
    151
  27. The Mole People
    187
  28. City Limits
    160
  29. Devil Fish
    238
  30. Rocketship X-M
    271
  31. The Undead
    230
  32. The Screaming Skull
    251
  33. Monster A-Go Go
    322
  34. Track of the Moon Beast
    260
  35. Red Zone Cuba
    218
  36. The Touch of Satan
    325
  37. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    317
  38. Beginning of the End
    249
  39. The Projected Man
    190
  40. San Francisco International
    246
  41. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    258
  42. War of the Colossal Beast
    209
  43. The Incredible Melting Man
    258
  44. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    215
  45. The Unearthly
    182
  46. Being from Another Planet
    182
  47. Horrors of Spider Island
    214
  48. Final Justice
    251
  49. The Wild World of Batwoman
    216
  50. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    179
  51. The Killer Shrews
    238
  52. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    243
  53. Night of the Blood Beast
    294
  54. Gamera vs. Zigra
    162
  55. High School Big Shot
    176
  56. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    216
  57. Teenage Crime Wave
    171
  58. The Amazing Colossal Man
    197
  59. Ring of Terror
    180
  60. First Spaceship on Venus
    142

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814 - Riding with Death - about 5 years ago
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Every so often I'll turn this one on, thinking "Okay, this time I'm going to focus and finally figure out what the hell Denby's evil plan is." But invariably, before I know it, he's blowing up his car for no apparent reason. Has anyone figured out what's going on?


511 - Gunslinger - over 4 years ago
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I've seen a lot of movies in my day but this may be the first to have a character killed off before the opening credits were finished.


503 - Swamp Diamonds - over 4 years ago
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Nicks friend Jeff in the short is in another short, 'Young Man's Fancy' as Alex


"Pick up a Rifle"
Forum - 7 months ago
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I was just watching the short 'Body Care and Grooming,' and in a scene on a school campus where there's a riff towards a guy sitting on a bench pondering what to do and Crow says, "pick up a rifle." That wouldn't have been written now I don't think. It was funny when they wrote it 25 years ago, 6 years before Columbine. I admit I laughed this time as well before I realized a second later. Is it still funny? I don't even know, but I think it's not. If nothing else, it certainly magnifies the sad state of things at hand today.


Discovering Club MST3K
Forum - 7 months ago
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How did you discover club MST3K? From a friend, a chatboard or just simply surfing the web, looking for a way to see MST3K without having to dig through Youtube. Your call, no matter how wired the discovery process was.


619 - Red Zone Cuba - over 4 years ago
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Coleman Francis can't drink coffee out of a soup can without spilling half of it down his shirt? Is that fine acting or just no money or time to waste on a retake?


Going out on a limb here.
Forum - 12 months ago
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Am I understanding this wrong, or is the dirtiest line in the whole series in Monster A Go Go, where the man fixing the woman's car says "lift your hood," and Tom says "oh you'd like that wouldn't you?" Is there another interpretation of hood other than...


320 - The Unearthly - over 4 years ago
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The short the father works all day as an electrician, then comes home and wears a tie to balance his checkbook and eat? Did people really do these things? My Dad grew up in the 1950's and he says not in his world.


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I stumbled across this looking into this film. The writer/director, Tom Graeff, and the actor who plays Derek were romantic partners. Graeff also played Joe in this film. Graeff had a tragic life after this, and "Derek" disappeared a year after this film was made, never to be found again, even by his family.
More on this at www.tomgraeff.org


List of episodes for new season?
Forum - over 1 year ago
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Any Netflix subscribers who can turn me on to episodes 3 -14 are? Thank you!


About half hour in...and....
Forum - over 1 year ago
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About half hour into the first episode of the new MST3K and...I'm loving it so far. Okay not as witty as the later older seasons, but I do like it. I like that Gypsy is more involved, and the tunnel cambot goes through looks like other important parts of the ship like a robot workshop and a kitchen. XD


James Nguyen's REPLICA
Forum - over 1 year ago
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Thinking of buying the download for Rifftrax-REPLICA...any of you guys already watched it?...Sounds really good from the reviews.


Recent Riffs

522 - Teenage Crime Wave - over 3 years ago
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We're gonna need a lot of turkeys


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"I envision a cheating wing"


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"A Centron production, although we got the idea from different company because we're cheating"


309 - The Amazing Colossal Man - over 4 years ago
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"How'd the Giants do?"


510 - Lassie: The Painted Hills - over 4 years ago
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Dang smoochers on my property


208 - Lost Continent - over 4 years ago
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No country can survive when it loses the respect of it's own people or of the world.
Servo: "It hasn't stopped the ol' U S of A


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Mother Theresa called she hates you


814 - Riding with Death - almost 5 years ago
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How’s the okie fokie lokie smokie dokie?


602 - Invasion USA - almost 5 years ago
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well your girlfriend and I gotta go.


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psychofunkepuss


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and the director digs out an eye booger


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ladies and gentleman Lesley Bore

Lesley Gore was a 50's female solo singer famous for 'It's My Party'*