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ADONIS AT THE MOVIES - about 1 month ago
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Check out my new show on Amazon Prime it's like Rifftrax and MSt3k Go to Amazon Prime and search: Adonis At The Movies
Youtube Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mCloqfHpu0&t=6s


Ray Garraty - almost 5 years ago
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Well, the music's terrible, but at least it's drowning out the dialog!
Crow - The Wild World of Batwoman


Ray Garraty - over 5 years ago
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"Let's take a 15 minute break." "But keep the camera rolling."
-The Lost Continent


Favorite Episodes

  1. Bride of the Monster
    220
  2. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    644
  3. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    290
  4. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    184
  5. Lost Continent
    231
  6. Riding with Death
    372
  7. Laserblast
    369
  8. Time Chasers
    416
  9. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    242
  10. Teenagers from Outer Space
    266
  11. Fugitive Alien
    312
  12. Puma Man
    489
  13. Prince of Space
    435
  14. The Brute Man
    204
  15. Mitchell
    546
  16. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    212
  17. Daddy-O
    235
  18. Warrior of the Lost World
    306
  19. The Human Duplicators
    197
  20. Girls Town
    276
  21. The Phantom Planet
    208
  22. The Giant Spider Invasion
    326
  23. Escape 2000
    242
  24. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    282
  25. Mighty Jack
    162
  26. Gunslinger
    155
  27. The Mole People
    188
  28. City Limits
    161
  29. Devil Fish
    239
  30. Rocketship X-M
    271
  31. The Undead
    231
  32. The Screaming Skull
    253
  33. Monster A-Go Go
    324
  34. Track of the Moon Beast
    261
  35. Red Zone Cuba
    219
  36. The Touch of Satan
    325
  37. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    321
  38. Beginning of the End
    250
  39. The Projected Man
    190
  40. San Francisco International
    248
  41. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    259
  42. War of the Colossal Beast
    211
  43. The Incredible Melting Man
    263
  44. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    217
  45. The Unearthly
    186
  46. Being from Another Planet
    184
  47. Horrors of Spider Island
    216
  48. Final Justice
    252
  49. The Wild World of Batwoman
    218
  50. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    182
  51. The Killer Shrews
    240
  52. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    244
  53. Night of the Blood Beast
    298
  54. Gamera vs. Zigra
    164
  55. High School Big Shot
    177
  56. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    216
  57. Teenage Crime Wave
    171
  58. The Amazing Colossal Man
    198
  59. Ring of Terror
    183
  60. First Spaceship on Venus
    143

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Episode Justice Warriors, unite!
Forum - 6 days ago
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If you’re like me, one of the things that set this site apart from other MST compilations was the laugh meter. It’s a great way to point people in the rough direction of the really great episodes. But the ratings are not perfect.

So it’s now that I invite you all to mosey on over to the watch episodes page and take stock of the laugh count. What episode do YOU think is under rated?

The arc of mystery science theater episode rating accuracy is long, but with vigilance—with ACTION—I believe it bends toward justice.


401 - Space Travelers - almost 3 years ago
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It's late at night and I can't get my brain to work for me: someone please remind me of the source of the little beeping ditty that Crow does at 27:31-ish. I'm pretty sure it's like a communicator ringing sound from a sci-fi franchise, but it's eluding me at the moment.


Use Your Words...He Can't Reach His...
Forum - 4 days ago
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Forum - 9 days ago
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What would be your favorite episode through Season 10 currently under 160 laughs. I know I'm in minority but mine would be Lassie. I really liked it much more than I thought I would.


PPV WIT?
Forum - 15 days ago
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Why include Season 11 in the Watch-It-Together? Some of us don't have / can't afford (fixed income) Netflix to be able to join the festivities.
It makes my widdo heart sad not to be able to join such an illustrious, hilarious, and vivacious group as the MSTies. I'll be over here languishing in the corner...sobbing uncontrollably, alone, forlorn, inconsolable, and broken...or not.


Riffs that make you crack up
Forum - almost 2 years ago
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I'm currently watching Megaforce and there's a riff in it that makes me laugh every single time I watch, but just the line itself isn't that funny. It's the whole movie in combination with it. Something about how Kevin says it and the scene itself just makes me giggle.

"You've become a Gigaforce."

That got me thinking about MST3K riffs that just are funny without being obviously funny if you say them without the movie. One of my favorites is from Laserblast.

"Ecuadorian bat boy found alive in cave."

The riff isn't funny without the visual to back it up, but it's another of those riffs that just makes me laugh, even just thinking about it because I think of it in combination with the scene.


814 - Riding with Death - about 5 years ago
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Every so often I'll turn this one on, thinking "Okay, this time I'm going to focus and finally figure out what the hell Denby's evil plan is." But invariably, before I know it, he's blowing up his car for no apparent reason. Has anyone figured out what's going on?


511 - Gunslinger - almost 5 years ago
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I've seen a lot of movies in my day but this may be the first to have a character killed off before the opening credits were finished.


503 - Swamp Diamonds - over 4 years ago
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Nicks friend Jeff in the short is in another short, 'Young Man's Fancy' as Alex


"Pick up a Rifle"
Forum - 9 months ago
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I was just watching the short 'Body Care and Grooming,' and in a scene on a school campus where there's a riff towards a guy sitting on a bench pondering what to do and Crow says, "pick up a rifle." That wouldn't have been written now I don't think. It was funny when they wrote it 25 years ago, 6 years before Columbine. I admit I laughed this time as well before I realized a second later. Is it still funny? I don't even know, but I think it's not. If nothing else, it certainly magnifies the sad state of things at hand today.


Recent Riffs

522 - Teenage Crime Wave - almost 4 years ago
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We're gonna need a lot of turkeys


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"I envision a cheating wing"


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"A Centron production, although we got the idea from different company because we're cheating"


309 - The Amazing Colossal Man - almost 5 years ago
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"How'd the Giants do?"


510 - Lassie: The Painted Hills - almost 5 years ago
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Dang smoochers on my property


208 - Lost Continent - almost 5 years ago
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No country can survive when it loses the respect of it's own people or of the world.
Servo: "It hasn't stopped the ol' U S of A


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Mother Theresa called she hates you


814 - Riding with Death - about 5 years ago
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How’s the okie fokie lokie smokie dokie?


602 - Invasion USA - about 5 years ago
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well your girlfriend and I gotta go.


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psychofunkepuss


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and the director digs out an eye booger


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ladies and gentleman Lesley Bore

Lesley Gore was a 50's female solo singer famous for 'It's My Party'*