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Ray Garraty - about 5 years ago
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Well, the music's terrible, but at least it's drowning out the dialog!
Crow - The Wild World of Batwoman


Ray Garraty - almost 6 years ago
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"Let's take a 15 minute break." "But keep the camera rolling."
-The Lost Continent


Favorite Episodes

  1. Bride of the Monster
    226
  2. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    659
  3. Riding with Death
    380
  4. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    295
  5. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    187
  6. Lost Continent
    235
  7. The Human Duplicators
    200
  8. The Amazing Colossal Man
    201
  9. Time Chasers
    420
  10. Puma Man
    499
  11. Laserblast
    379
  12. Fugitive Alien
    318
  13. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    247
  14. The Giant Spider Invasion
    332
  15. Teenagers from Outer Space
    274
  16. The Phantom Planet
    211
  17. Prince of Space
    447
  18. The Brute Man
    208
  19. Mitchell
    560
  20. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    215
  21. Daddy-O
    240
  22. Warrior of the Lost World
    315
  23. Girls Town
    280
  24. San Francisco International
    251
  25. Escape 2000
    245
  26. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    286
  27. Mighty Jack
    163
  28. Gunslinger
    158
  29. The Mole People
    193
  30. Devil Fish
    245
  31. Rocketship X-M
    273
  32. The Undead
    234
  33. The Screaming Skull
    258
  34. Monster A-Go Go
    327
  35. Track of the Moon Beast
    267
  36. It Conquered the World
    273
  37. Red Zone Cuba
    221
  38. The Touch of Satan
    329
  39. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    324
  40. Beginning of the End
    252
  41. The Projected Man
    194
  42. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    266
  43. War of the Colossal Beast
    214
  44. The Incredible Melting Man
    267
  45. Ring of Terror
    185
  46. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    220
  47. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    211
  48. The Unearthly
    190
  49. Being from Another Planet
    188
  50. Horrors of Spider Island
    217
  51. Final Justice
    256
  52. The Wild World of Batwoman
    225
  53. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    192
  54. The Killer Shrews
    244
  55. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    246
  56. City Limits
    166
  57. Gamera vs. Zigra
    165
  58. Night of the Blood Beast
    304
  59. High School Big Shot
    181
  60. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    217
  61. Teenage Crime Wave
    175
  62. First Spaceship on Venus
    150

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Rifftrax Top 10
Forum - 3 days ago
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I'm going to open this bag of worms...nice friendly worms: one called Simon.

What are your top 10 Rifftrax of all Time? This minute for me:

- Grizzly
- Ator
- Woman in Green
- King of Kong Island
- Maturing Woman (short) [because of THAT genius bit at the end]
- Guy from Harlem
- Trucker's Woman
- Revenge of Dr X
- Wonder women
- Dinosaurus


814 - Riding with Death - about 1 year ago
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If I had to choose one MST3k episode to watch for the rest of my life, it would be this one.


Riff of the day
Forum - 8 days ago
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"I am become death, destroyer of portable radios." -Mike, experiment 814, Riding with Death


Forum - 13 days ago
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I know this is probably not news to most but there is a pretty happening site I stumbled into weeks ago called Tubi TV. It's as if this site had me in mind. The show lots of good/bad horror movies, westerns, several MST3K's, Some RIFFTRAX, Film Crew, CT and plenty of movie. They are ACTUALLY free with just 1 or 2 commercials per show that last 30 secs or so(looking at you Pluto TV). Like I said, probably new only to me but thought I'd pass it along.


#5 Some Comments and Laighs Allowed....
Forum - 18 days ago
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.....as January only had 28days this year.


Things I find myself saying
Forum - about 1 month ago
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Here's an old topic that may be made fun with all the new Misties on board:
What phrases or riffs from MST do you find yourself using in the real world?

I still use "Go ahead on" quite a bit.

And sometimes when I'm dealing with a laborious challenge I recall the wisdom of Crow and say "The only way around it, is through it."


How is the new show?
Forum - 23 days ago
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Now that the new MST3K has had 2 seasons, what do you think of it? Is it a worthy revival?


When did you get into the show?
Forum - about 1 month ago
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When did you first discover the show, and when were you hooked?

I discovered the show around 2006-2007, when I was in high school. Obviously, the show had long ended its run by then. One of the first episodes I saw was Prince of Space.


The Mads' Greatest Defeats
Forum - about 1 month ago
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In y'all's opinions, when did the Mads get their worst defeats? I.E. the times where the SOL crew just handed the Mads' asses to them on a golden platter?

I can think of three offhand:
-Castle of Fu Manchu, where Joel tricked the Mads into demonstrating they're terrible at riffing
-Radar Secret Service, where Mike proved that Ecstato-EuphoroFun! (with patented Hinder-90™) really does make everything fun
-Diabolik, in which Mike finally secures freedom for himself and the Bots, jerking every tear out of our eyes in the process

List your examples, won't you?


"Good Night, Sweet Prince... "
Forum - about 1 month ago
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"And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest!"
https://www.apnews.com/868e731d260f4919b28218dcf345071f

Opportunity, the Mars rover, was a simply amazing beast of a machine, outlasting his predicted functioning lifespan 60 times over.
In another words, it was...

"THE ROVER THAT WOULDN'T DIE!!!"

Its fellow rover, Spirit, likewise outlasted its predicted 3 month efficacy 20 times over.
Fans of Mystery Science Theater 3000 that we are, if you're like me (and... well, you know) it doesn't take much to imagine these mechanized, computerized wonders imbued with sentience- can you conceptualize the odyssey of discovery that was Opportunity's existence? I mean, even just acknowledging them as the non-anthropomorphized, non-PIXAR instruments the two were, what they accomplished is mind-boggling.
And the fact that their journeys have finally come to an end, that their data stream from another planet has stopped, well, it fills me with a slight sense of melancholy.
But also a sense of wonder. I thank the men and women of NASA for giving us this phenomenon of knowledge and exploration. This is what humankind was meant to do: learn.
Farewell Opportunity and Spirit. You may never have had to sit through "Manos", but you got to riff on a whole planet.


Underrated episodes
Forum - about 1 month ago
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We all know the episodes that everyone loves, like Space Mutiny and Manos, but what about the episodes that are good, but nobody talks about them? What episodes do you feel are underrated?


Recent Riffs

522 - Teenage Crime Wave - about 4 years ago
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We're gonna need a lot of turkeys


515 - The Wild World of Batwoman - about 5 years ago
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"I envision a cheating wing"


515 - The Wild World of Batwoman - about 5 years ago
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"A Centron production, although we got the idea from different company because we're cheating"


309 - The Amazing Colossal Man - about 5 years ago
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"How'd the Giants do?"


510 - Lassie: The Painted Hills - about 5 years ago
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Dang smoochers on my property


208 - Lost Continent - about 5 years ago
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No country can survive when it loses the respect of it's own people or of the world.
Servo: "It hasn't stopped the ol' U S of A


515 - The Wild World of Batwoman - almost 6 years ago
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Mother Theresa called she hates you


814 - Riding with Death - over 5 years ago
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How’s the okie fokie lokie smokie dokie?


602 - Invasion USA - over 5 years ago
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well your girlfriend and I gotta go.


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psychofunkepuss


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and the director digs out an eye booger


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ladies and gentleman Lesley Bore

Lesley Gore was a 50's female solo singer famous for 'It's My Party'*