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Jaguar Wong Abides - about 1 month ago
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Wow! totally awesome that we are so much on the same wavelength..I was commenting on your post to the Darkest Riff thread on the Forum..as obviously you were typing your comment just as I posted mine...then your comment was gone before i could finish it. Sorry for taking the rug out from under you on that one..


Ray Garraty - over 5 years ago
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Well, the music's terrible, but at least it's drowning out the dialog!
Crow - The Wild World of Batwoman


Ray Garraty - over 6 years ago
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"Let's take a 15 minute break." "But keep the camera rolling."
-The Lost Continent


Favorite Episodes

  1. Bride of the Monster
    233
  2. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    677
  3. Riding with Death
    386
  4. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    308
  5. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    198
  6. Lost Continent
    244
  7. The Human Duplicators
    206
  8. The Amazing Colossal Man
    211
  9. Time Chasers
    429
  10. Puma Man
    509
  11. Laserblast
    390
  12. Fugitive Alien
    327
  13. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    251
  14. The Giant Spider Invasion
    339
  15. Teenagers from Outer Space
    279
  16. The Phantom Planet
    217
  17. Prince of Space
    453
  18. The Brute Man
    214
  19. Mitchell
    574
  20. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    223
  21. Daddy-O
    248
  22. Warrior of the Lost World
    327
  23. Girls Town
    284
  24. San Francisco International
    262
  25. Escape 2000
    252
  26. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    295
  27. Mighty Jack
    172
  28. Gunslinger
    161
  29. The Mole People
    199
  30. Devil Fish
    253
  31. Rocketship X-M
    280
  32. The Undead
    239
  33. The Screaming Skull
    269
  34. Monster A-Go Go
    338
  35. Track of the Moon Beast
    278
  36. It Conquered the World
    286
  37. Red Zone Cuba
    225
  38. The Touch of Satan
    337
  39. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    336
  40. Beginning of the End
    262
  41. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    279
  42. War of the Colossal Beast
    224
  43. The Incredible Melting Man
    272
  44. Ring of Terror
    190
  45. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    227
  46. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    214
  47. The Unearthly
    200
  48. Being from Another Planet
    195
  49. Horrors of Spider Island
    222
  50. Final Justice
    260
  51. The Wild World of Batwoman
    231
  52. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    195
  53. The Killer Shrews
    252
  54. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    252
  55. City Limits
    169
  56. Gamera vs. Zigra
    171
  57. Night of the Blood Beast
    310
  58. High School Big Shot
    186
  59. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    224
  60. Teenage Crime Wave
    181
  61. First Spaceship on Venus
    154
  62. The Projected Man
    203

Recent Comments with recent replies

Riff of the Day: The Crawling Eye
Forum - 11 days ago
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For obvious reasons, I always think of The Crawling Eye when I think of Diabolik. :) As Crow says, "This seems kind of familiar, doesn't it." So since the last riff of the day was Diabolik, here is The Crawling Eye:

"Give me six bags of onions and a giant eye chart!"


MIA
Forum - 6 days ago
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Back to thinking about the folk who disappeared from the forum:
MSTeacher3K
Rev Joan...who else is MIA and why did they go?


Forum - 6 days ago
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Well, Ric, you and Eddie can Shake It Up and keep it Shakin' together. RIP.


Near Perfect Pacing
Forum - 16 days ago
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Having commented on a few threads over the last few years about the frenetic and terribly paced riffs from the reboot of MST3K.made me appreciate just how nearly perfect the Guys paced Night of the Blood Beast...was re-watching it early this morning and was totally further reminded of and in awe of what they accomplished. If there is a better sample, I'm not aware of it. The riffs are so spot on, never talking over the Movie dialogue and showing more respect to a Corman movie than it probably deserves. The new cast should use this shining example[assuming they are still moving forward with more Experiments] as a guide of just how to do it! Anyone else have a certain Experiment that gives them that warm and fuzzy feeling?


I'm Doing An NCNL This Week!
Forum - 7 days ago
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I'm taking over this week! Do whatever I'll just be a typical male eating his banana.
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Spooky Time Subject...
Forum - 12 days ago
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Yes, I know, it's September...but I'm just starting to get hyped for the spooky season. And I was just wondering: if there was any other spooky movie they haven't done that you think Mike or Joel should have done, what would it be? I'd go with Roger Corman's Little Shop of Horrors. As a huge fan of Little Shop, to begin with, I can just see some good stuff being said. It has been on Rifftrax, but I'd love to see a wrench put on it and say...Joel could riff it. I'd love to see what his delivery could bring to the table.


HIRED!
Forum - 10 days ago
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Sorry for a second post in 24 hours, but I have to share my good news!

Five days before the classes begin, I have been officially hired to work full-time as a visiting faculty! Alas, only temporary at the moment, but this is a step I haven't been able to take yet and full-time means full salary and benefits! I'll take what I can get.

So...

Hired!
I hope I don't get fired!
In 40 years I'll be retired
But for now I'm simply hired!


NCNL XIXIII
Forum - about 1 month ago
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OK: experiment over. PCPL only encouraged you, and there was one PARTICULARLY RUDE comment. The fact that I made it is neither HERE NOR THERE. NCNL it is. No comments: no laighs: no lederhosen, no wait....


Recent Riffs

522 - Teenage Crime Wave - over 4 years ago
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We're gonna need a lot of turkeys


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"I envision a cheating wing"


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"A Centron production, although we got the idea from different company because we're cheating"


309 - The Amazing Colossal Man - over 5 years ago
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"How'd the Giants do?"


510 - Lassie: The Painted Hills - over 5 years ago
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Dang smoochers on my property


208 - Lost Continent - over 5 years ago
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No country can survive when it loses the respect of it's own people or of the world.
Servo: "It hasn't stopped the ol' U S of A


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Mother Theresa called she hates you


814 - Riding with Death - almost 6 years ago
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How’s the okie fokie lokie smokie dokie?


602 - Invasion USA - almost 6 years ago
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well your girlfriend and I gotta go.


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psychofunkepuss


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and the director digs out an eye booger


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ladies and gentleman Lesley Bore

Lesley Gore was a 50's female solo singer famous for 'It's My Party'*