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The Incredibly Strange Creature Who Stopped Living and Became Edward Carney
In Buffalo, NY

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just so you know, I find your name hilarious. I love it.


Favorite Episodes

  1. The Mole People
    222
  2. Werewolf
    576
  3. Future War
    285
  4. Space Mutiny
    958
  5. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    308
  6. Night of the Blood Beast
    343
  7. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    457
  8. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    295
  9. Track of the Moon Beast
    309
  10. Red Zone Cuba
    246
  11. Lost Continent
    268
  12. The Corpse Vanishes
    163
  13. The Creeping Terror
    271
  14. The Dead Talk Back
    293
  15. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    234
  16. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    349
  17. The Starfighters
    256
  18. The Projected Man
    216

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905 - The Deadly Bees - over 7 years ago
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What sort of person continues to stay as a guest in another person's house after the host's spouse is killed?


616 - Racket Girls - over 8 years ago
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Am I alone in having my imagination start running away with me when the marriage counselor starts talking about "similar background." It's way too easy to think of him giving a very soft-spoken, condescending explanation to an interracial couple about how their miscegenation could simply never work, on account of the great psychological distance that naturally exists between white women and negroes.


908 - The Touch of Satan - over 7 years ago
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Is anybody else really turned on by Beez McKeever in this episode? Good God, what does that say about me??


910 - The Final Sacrifice - over 7 years ago
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It seems to me that the worst movies are often the ones in which the antagonists lose for no good reason. This one has a triple whammy of inexplicable defeats. Sartorus defeats the drunken-man-protagonist, starts walking confidently toward the feeble-child-protagonist, and then just falls down and dies. Riveting, in it's own right, but then the idol also falls over for no reason, and apparently shatters, revealing a lost city that seemed to have no significance to the story. But wait, there's still a veritable army of henchmen to account for before the story can be considered resolved. So what to do with them? Have them take off their masks and walk off the movie as if the buzzer had just sounded at the end of a hockey game.


901 - The Projected Man - over 7 years ago
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You know, even with MST3K movies, I usually try to give the filmmakers the benefit of the doubt, but sometimes there are things that just make me exclaim, "For God's sake!" Like, for God's sake, there was a scene in this film in which the camera was pointed, in close-up, directly at the top of an actor's head.


901 - The Projected Man - over 8 years ago
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Last weekend I went to this really lame dinner party; you know the type, a cabal of research grant funded bores droning on and on in nasally monotones about some experiment gone horribly wrong. Then the only hot chick there got carried off in her underwear by some guy with a diaper plastered to the side of his face! So I pulled the old “Lembach” on them. I told them I was needed back in Geneva and must take my leave. They bought it! I really went to a strip club. My night was salvaged and the stuffy old dolts were never the wiser. ..hee hee hee.


206 - Ring of Terror - almost 7 years ago
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Holy hell! What were the filmmakers thinking?

Was this movie's idea of a tense, dramatic scene really just watching a bunch of other people watching an anatomy lecture? Did it really think, "the other guys said you pushed a gurney with a corpse on it" was a suitable basis for the crisis in a young couple's relationship? Did it really believe a scene showing two overweight people dancing would be uproariously funny? The whole scene just reminded me of those assholes you'll sometimes see criticizing people with imperfect bodies for spoiling the aesthetic of a gym.

This clumsy abortion of a movie had no plot, and it boggles my mind to think that somebody actually wrote an entire script for it, somebody put earnest effort into directing it, somebody probably held auditions, and so on. I can understand a lot of bad movies as passion projects in which ambition outweighs talent by several orders of magnitude, but I can't locate a central idea in this movie that might have motivated a person to see it through to fruition. You don't need an hour's worth of film in order to point and laugh at fat people or let a bunch of 40 year-olds pretend that they're in college again.


Hooray!
Forum - about 5 years ago
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The first episode of the marathon is The Pumaman.

The Pumaman...

The Pumaman...


Happy (early) Turkey Day!
Forum - about 5 years ago
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Happy (early) Turkey Day! Anyone know the exact link for the MST3k Turkey Day Marathon? Once I know what it is, I'll make it the Watch-It-Together episode of the day.


Pre-Marathon Documentary
Forum - about 5 years ago
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@MST3K has just tweeted that a 30-minute documentary will be shown before the Marathon starts, so the fun actually gets going in just 20 minutes!


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David's psychic friend has got to be the second most irrationally angry character ever, after the grocer from The Brute Man.


908 - The Touch of Satan - almost 8 years ago
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So if Melissa is, like, 120 years old and her dad in the witch scene is not Luther the sweaty walnut rancher, who the hell are Luther and Molly? Melissa's grandkids?


Recent Riffs

603 - The Dead Talk Back - over 8 years ago
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Can we get back to our bleak, meaningless lives?


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I'd say John McEnroe is unhappy with that call.


208 - Lost Continent - over 6 years ago
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Look at this duplex you could get- whoop... well, it's going fast.


208 - Lost Continent - over 6 years ago
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"We've hit the top!" Broadway!


208 - Lost Continent - over 6 years ago
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Hey, could you turn down your Aaron Copeland watch, please?


208 - Lost Continent - over 6 years ago
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I'll lead. Give to Cesar what is Cesar's.


207 - Wild Rebels - over 6 years ago
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To the glory of the SLA, Tanya.


207 - Wild Rebels - over 6 years ago
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You know, we really should have blocked the other road, too. What were we thinking?


207 - Wild Rebels - over 6 years ago
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Banjo, stop playing yourself!


207 - Wild Rebels - over 6 years ago
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Hi Rod! Remember, you're undercover. Don't talk to anybody!


207 - Wild Rebels - over 6 years ago
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Well, I'm glad to see someone's getting a jump on the day.


206 - Ring of Terror - almost 7 years ago
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It's a nice bouquet. Good legs. It's a real smoky single malt.