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The Incredibly Strange Creature Who Stopped Living and Became Edward Carney
In Buffalo, NY

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just so you know, I find your name hilarious. I love it.


Favorite Episodes

  1. The Mole People
    177
  2. Werewolf
    484
  3. Future War
    237
  4. Space Mutiny
    826
  5. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    246
  6. Night of the Blood Beast
    282
  7. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    386
  8. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    255
  9. Track of the Moon Beast
    252
  10. Red Zone Cuba
    211
  11. Lost Continent
    225
  12. The Corpse Vanishes
    136
  13. The Creeping Terror
    229
  14. The Dead Talk Back
    255
  15. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    176
  16. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    293
  17. The Starfighters
    212
  18. The Projected Man
    185

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206 - Ring of Terror - almost 3 years ago
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Holy hell! What were the filmmakers thinking?

Was this movie's idea of a tense, dramatic scene really just watching a bunch of other people watching an anatomy lecture? Did it really think, "the other guys said you pushed a gurney with a corpse on it" was a suitable basis for the crisis in a young couple's relationship? Did it really believe a scene showing two overweight people dancing would be uproariously funny? The whole scene just reminded me of those assholes you'll sometimes see criticizing people with imperfect bodies for spoiling the aesthetic of a gym.

This clumsy abortion of a movie had no plot, and it boggles my mind to think that somebody actually wrote an entire script for it, somebody put earnest effort into directing it, somebody probably held auditions, and so on. I can understand a lot of bad movies as passion projects in which ambition outweighs talent by several orders of magnitude, but I can't locate a central idea in this movie that might have motivated a person to see it through to fruition. You don't need an hour's worth of film in order to point and laugh at fat people or let a bunch of 40 year-olds pretend that they're in college again.


616 - Racket Girls - over 4 years ago
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Am I alone in having my imagination start running away with me when the marriage counselor starts talking about "similar background." It's way too easy to think of him giving a very soft-spoken, condescending explanation to an interracial couple about how their miscegenation could simply never work, on account of the great psychological distance that naturally exists between white women and negroes.


Hooray!
Forum - about 1 year ago
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The first episode of the marathon is The Pumaman.

The Pumaman...

The Pumaman...


Happy (early) Turkey Day!
Forum - about 1 year ago
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Happy (early) Turkey Day! Anyone know the exact link for the MST3k Turkey Day Marathon? Once I know what it is, I'll make it the Watch-It-Together episode of the day.


Pre-Marathon Documentary
Forum - about 1 year ago
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@MST3K has just tweeted that a 30-minute documentary will be shown before the Marathon starts, so the fun actually gets going in just 20 minutes!


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David's psychic friend has got to be the second most irrationally angry character ever, after the grocer from The Brute Man.


908 - The Touch of Satan - almost 4 years ago
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So if Melissa is, like, 120 years old and her dad in the witch scene is not Luther the sweaty walnut rancher, who the hell are Luther and Molly? Melissa's grandkids?


811 - Parts: The Clonus Horror - almost 4 years ago
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Why the hell is there so much sexual tension between Rick and the clone of his father?! Was that intentional? Every time they were on screen together, the first thought that went through my mind was that these guys clearly want to bang each other.


817 - Horror of Party Beach - almost 4 years ago
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Has anyone claimed "Golden Spider Duck" as a band name?


Kevin Murphy & Tommy Wiseau!
Forum - almost 2 years ago
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Either Tommy is a damned good sport, or he's a far better actor than we would have expected from watching 'The Room'.

Listen here: http://thebigwakeupcall.com/kevin-murphy-from-rifftrax-tommy-wiseau-from-the-room/


Alan Rickman R.I.P.
Forum - almost 2 years ago
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The talented and very funny actor Alan Rickman has died, aged 69 (like Bowie).

I might have to buy the RiffTrax treatment of 'Die Hard'.


Wassail?
Forum - almost 2 years ago
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Who shared that great wassail recipe with the forum last year? Are you still here? Would you care to re-post it? I took a pot of the stuff to my family last year and I think I might like to go a-wassailing again. I could just Google it, but I might come up with a slightly different recipe and I'm a stickler for continuity.


Recent Riffs

603 - The Dead Talk Back - over 4 years ago
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Can we get back to our bleak, meaningless lives?


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I'd say John McEnroe is unhappy with that call.


208 - Lost Continent - almost 3 years ago
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Look at this duplex you could get- whoop... well, it's going fast.


208 - Lost Continent - almost 3 years ago
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"We've hit the top!" Broadway!


208 - Lost Continent - almost 3 years ago
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Hey, could you turn down your Aaron Copeland watch, please?


208 - Lost Continent - almost 3 years ago
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I'll lead. Give to Cesar what is Cesar's.


207 - Wild Rebels - almost 3 years ago
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To the glory of the SLA, Tanya.


207 - Wild Rebels - almost 3 years ago
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You know, we really should have blocked the other road, too. What were we thinking?


207 - Wild Rebels - almost 3 years ago
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Banjo, stop playing yourself!


207 - Wild Rebels - almost 3 years ago
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Hi Rod! Remember, you're undercover. Don't talk to anybody!


207 - Wild Rebels - almost 3 years ago
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Well, I'm glad to see someone's getting a jump on the day.


206 - Ring of Terror - almost 3 years ago
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It's a nice bouquet. Good legs. It's a real smoky single malt.