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Favorite Episodes
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Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
352
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The Sword and the Dragon
237
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Time Chasers
459
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Operation Double 007
245
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Space Mutiny
936
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Escape 2000
276
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The Girl in Lovers Lane
235
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Puma Man
543
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The Brute Man
225
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The Sinister Urge
223
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Prince of Space
483
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Quest of the Delta Knights
280
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The Starfighters
250
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The Dead Talk Back
288
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The Undead
249
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Girls Town
304
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Code Name Diamond Head
195
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The Amazing Transparent Man
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Jack Frost
352
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The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
295
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Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
261
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Fugitive Alien
342
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It Conquered the World
297
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Monster A-Go Go
359
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Hercules
160
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The Space Children
186
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Night of the Blood Beast
333
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The Killer Shrews
264
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The Rebel Set
166
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The Phantom Planet
232
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Red Zone Cuba
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Recent Riffs

"The doctor's wife had died. He paused to smell a rose. ..."

Honey would you get that crow out of the fridge? I'm gonna make them eat it now.

Due to an error, there are still a few of you left alive. We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you.

"We only know that the plane caught fire, and that we lost radio contact. But there's absolutely no reason to worry!"

In the year 1958, man launched the first satellite and broke the space barrier! And yet I can't get my pants back by Thursday!

Yeah! Take that paper! That's right, make it swing Junior!

I'm trying to solve a crisis and all you do is smoke and criticize.

You can't wait for things to happen, young man, you've got to MAKE them happen!
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Scumface? Wanna handle this?
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Yeah! Take that paper! That's right, make it swing Junior!
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"The doctor's wife had died. He paused to smell a rose. ..."
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That entire scene where M&tB mimic the poorly-dubbed reporters. You just can't help but mock along.
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Who got their start as a "I can't pay you but I'll put your name in the credits"? None other than DAVID WORTH, who went on to direct "Warrior of the Lost World", among other corny action flicks from the 80s. The importance of starting off on the right foot, folks.
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My sister got ahold of this, my favorite episode, un-MST'ed. SO MANY BOOBIES were cut from this. I did a write-up a few years ago on every boobie scene that was cut from this ridiculous movie, if you don't mind me linking to an offsite blog: http://mst3k.livejournal.com/1360066.html (worksafe despite the topic!)
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Johnny Ride fell far from his police detail in Plan 9.
Notice also one of the cops is the same in both movies, and when Crow cheers "Oh GOODY! This guy!", that's because this guy's not only Gramps from Teenagers from Outer Space, he's the bird-man who eulogized "He tampered in God's domain" in Bride of the Monster. :)
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The pinking shears shower. I love it so!
* "Well yeah, I saw that Crow got you the same thing, and that gave me the idea!"
* "Let me guess...pinking shears?" "Nope! ... ...Oh I guess it is! Pinking shears!"
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"Frank, these are both male connectors!" "And?..."
The most subtle nod ever. :D
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"...because..." The night belongs to lovers.
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One of my all-time favorites. And I gotta share: as a playwright I've thought for almost 20 years about how to fix the ending so this movie works, and really the only thing that does is going full-Brokeback. Big Stupid/Danny: my OTP.
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Sam Chew Jr. (as the scenery-chewing administrator featured in the stinger) is also the lead in "Rattlers" as performed by Cinematic Titanic.