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Carrie is So Very
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Favorite Episodes

  1. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
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  2. The Sword and the Dragon
    212
  3. Time Chasers
    418
  4. Operation Double 007
    223
  5. Space Mutiny
    860
  6. Escape 2000
    243
  7. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    213
  8. Puma Man
    495
  9. The Brute Man
    205
  10. The Sinister Urge
    207
  11. Prince of Space
    441
  12. Quest of the Delta Knights
    248
  13. The Starfighters
    224
  14. The Dead Talk Back
    273
  15. The Undead
    231
  16. Girls Town
    279
  17. Code Name Diamond Head
    175
  18. The Amazing Transparent Man
    136
  19. Jack Frost
    312
  20. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    262
  21. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    242
  22. Fugitive Alien
    313
  23. It Conquered the World
    270
  24. Monster A-Go Go
    326
  25. Hercules
    149
  26. The Space Children
    167
  27. Night of the Blood Beast
    300
  28. The Killer Shrews
    243
  29. The Rebel Set
    154
  30. The Phantom Planet
    208
  31. Red Zone Cuba
    220

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Scumface? Wanna handle this?


612 - The Starfighters - almost 6 years ago
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Yeah! Take that paper! That's right, make it swing Junior!


623 - The Amazing Transparent Man - about 5 years ago
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"The doctor's wife had died. He paused to smell a rose. ..."


705 - Escape 2000 - almost 6 years ago
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That entire scene where M&tB mimic the poorly-dubbed reporters. You just can't help but mock along.


609 - The Skydivers - over 5 years ago
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Who got their start as a "I can't pay you but I'll put your name in the credits"? None other than DAVID WORTH, who went on to direct "Warrior of the Lost World", among other corny action flicks from the 80s. The importance of starting off on the right foot, folks.


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My sister got ahold of this, my favorite episode, un-MST'ed. SO MANY BOOBIES were cut from this. I did a write-up a few years ago on every boobie scene that was cut from this ridiculous movie, if you don't mind me linking to an offsite blog: http://mst3k.livejournal.com/1360066.html (worksafe despite the topic!)


613 - The Sinister Urge - almost 6 years ago
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Johnny Ride fell far from his police detail in Plan 9.
Notice also one of the cops is the same in both movies, and when Crow cheers "Oh GOODY! This guy!", that's because this guy's not only Gramps from Teenagers from Outer Space, he's the bird-man who eulogized "He tampered in God's domain" in Bride of the Monster. :)


just so lovely and darling!
613 - The Sinister Urge - almost 5 years ago
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The pinking shears shower. I love it so!
* "Well yeah, I saw that Crow got you the same thing, and that gave me the idea!"
* "Let me guess...pinking shears?" "Nope! ... ...Oh I guess it is! Pinking shears!"


601 - Girls Town - about 5 years ago
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"Frank, these are both male connectors!" "And?..."
The most subtle nod ever. :D


524 - 12 to the Moon - about 5 years ago
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"...because..." The night belongs to lovers.


509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane - almost 5 years ago
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One of my all-time favorites. And I gotta share: as a playwright I've thought for almost 20 years about how to fix the ending so this movie works, and really the only thing that does is going full-Brokeback. Big Stupid/Danny: my OTP.


405 - Being from Another Planet - almost 6 years ago
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Sam Chew Jr. (as the scenery-chewing administrator featured in the stinger) is also the lead in "Rattlers" as performed by Cinematic Titanic.


Recent Riffs

311 - It Conquered the World - over 5 years ago
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I'm sorry, we were washing and wiping...


623 - The Amazing Transparent Man - about 5 years ago
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"The doctor's wife had died. He paused to smell a rose. ..."


602 - Invasion USA - about 5 years ago
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"Directed by: ALFRED E. GREEN" "What, me direct?"


311 - It Conquered the World - over 5 years ago
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Honey would you get that crow out of the fridge? I'm gonna make them eat it now.


107 - Robot Monster - over 5 years ago
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Due to an error, there are still a few of you left alive. We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you.


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - almost 5 years ago
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"We only know that the plane caught fire, and that we lost radio contact. But there's absolutely no reason to worry!"


807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - about 5 years ago
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In the year 1958, man launched the first satellite and broke the space barrier! And yet I can't get my pants back by Thursday!


612 - The Starfighters - almost 6 years ago
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Yeah! Take that paper! That's right, make it swing Junior!


906 - The Space Children - over 5 years ago
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I'm trying to solve a crisis and all you do is smoke and criticize.


702 - The Brute Man - over 4 years ago
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I hate it when people tape their own deliveries.


702 - The Brute Man - over 4 years ago
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You can't wait for things to happen, young man, you've got to MAKE them happen!


702 - The Brute Man - over 4 years ago
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"Points? They any good?...Sure I'll take a few!"