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Carl Schulz IV

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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Skydivers
    274
  2. Kitten with a Whip
    153
  3. Racket Girls
    178
  4. The Sword and the Dragon
    226
  5. High School Big Shot
    192
  6. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    260
  7. Laserblast
    403
  8. The Leech Woman
    242
  9. The Undead
    247
  10. Terror from the Year 5000
    251
  11. The She-Creature
    176
  12. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    286
  13. Jack Frost
    340
  14. Riding with Death
    400
  15. Space Mutiny
    912
  16. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    430
  17. Devil Doll
    247
  18. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    331
  19. Track of the Moon Beast
    287
  20. The Sidehackers
    209
  21. Pod People
    571
  22. Tormented
    226
  23. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    694
  24. Eegah
    392
  25. Teenage Crime Wave
    190
  26. Girls Town
    295
  27. The Creeping Terror
    250
  28. Bloodlust
    189
  29. Danger! Death Ray
    480
  30. The Brute Man
    220
  31. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    338
  32. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    209
  33. Prince of Space
    468
  34. Werewolf
    543
  35. The Touch of Satan
    349
  36. The Final Sacrifice
    764
  37. The Incredible Melting Man
    281
  38. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    267

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512 - Mitchell - about 5 years ago
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Anyone else here because of Fantasy Fiction?


1007 - Track of the Moon Beast - almost 7 years ago
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You know a movie has bad dialog when the guys are able to use it almost verbatim in a sketch.


815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - over 6 years ago
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I think Crow's deposition in this episode might be my favorite bit from any MST3K.


Recent Riffs

814 - Riding with Death - about 7 years ago
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"'Comin' up on your mud flaps.' People have such cute names for sex."


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The kid's figuring out all the plot holes.


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"Let's try… escalate access." YEAH! LET'S TRY THAT!


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What's that? Kill myself? Okay, not a problem.


817 - Horror of Party Beach - over 6 years ago
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Otis of Mayberry had a quiet dignity compared to these guys.


814 - Riding with Death - over 6 years ago
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Stupid crash-hungry-crackers comin' through!


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Uhn… nipples… too small. Too dark and upsetting!


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The lesson: Have sex with a fortune telling gypsy if she demands it.


811 - Parts: The Clonus Horror - over 6 years ago
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"What is this, a joke!?"
Are you a clown? Do you amuse me?


807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - over 6 years ago
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"First I think I'll get you some fresh water." And pour it over your slutty face.


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Hah hah hah hah! "I caught you, you bitch!"


424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - over 6 years ago
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Oh my, it is the man. I hope we don't get carted off to the big house!