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301 - Cave Dwellers - almost 9 years ago
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Tits all over,eh,I mean,it's all over for you Ator!
I know we've been breast....BEST friends.


301 - Cave Dwellers - over 8 years ago
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Dad?


301 - Cave Dwellers - over 8 years ago
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The reason this scene is so good is because we care about the characters.
We do. I mean, we do?


301 - Cave Dwellers - about 8 years ago
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I use 2 blades. The first blade lifts the head away from the body, before the head can snap back, and...


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - almost 8 years ago
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The movie falls off the rails 3/4 through, but otherwise provides excellent fodder for the boys. An underated episode I highly recommend.


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - over 8 years ago
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Her accent changed three times in one sentence.


Forum - almost 8 years ago
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sorry people, I don't see a FAQ and I'm having a hard time figuring out how to add a pic to my profile. Any advice? TIA. This site rocks by the way!


501 - Warrior of the Lost World - about 9 years ago
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Megaweapon! Megaweapon! Megaweapon! Megaweapon!


703 - Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell - almost 8 years ago
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Wow, this episode really presented a ton of riffable opportunities for Mike and the bots. I was skeptical going in, but came out thinking this is a top shelf episode. May be a little underated.


703 - Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell - over 8 years ago
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27:10.... The guard on the left, MST3k #903 Puma Man ???


620 - Danger! Death Ray - over 8 years ago
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He just had his suit polished!


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507 - I Accuse My Parents - almost 8 years ago
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"What are you going to do now Charlie?" - "We're going to like this see?"(typical early ganster talk ie. James Gagney, bugs bunny's Mugsy)


301 - Cave Dwellers - almost 8 years ago
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Crow - "Are you done with your...heh heh heh...drink? (laughs maniacally)


301 - Cave Dwellers - almost 8 years ago
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Crow - "I could use a man like you." "And I do mean USE."
Joel (scrawny kids steps forward) - "You, ahh..nevermind."
Crow - "Nice try."


301 - Cave Dwellers - almost 8 years ago
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Crow - "Before the dawn of time, a race of druids, nobody knew who they were or where they came from." (quote from Spinal Tap)


1001 - Soultaker - almost 8 years ago
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Crow - "I just gotta hang around and be John Stamos."


501 - Warrior of the Lost World - almost 8 years ago
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Joel -"What...Is his jaw wired shut?" (mumbling protagonist)


501 - Warrior of the Lost World - almost 8 years ago
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Joel - "Ohhh...right in the store." (groin shot during fight scene)


311 - It Conquered the World - almost 8 years ago
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Tom Servo - "New from Wham-O"


606 - The Creeping Terror - almost 8 years ago
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Mike - "Finally here comes somebody with rhythm."


606 - The Creeping Terror - almost 8 years ago
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Tom Servo - "Now that's done, now I have the whole day to myself."
Crow - "My love deprivation experiment is going well."


606 - The Creeping Terror - almost 8 years ago
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Mike - "I'm the narrator...I was just on break...I hope you don't mind."


911 - Devil Fish - almost 8 years ago
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Crow - "After this beer, we should have a beer sometime!" lol.