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Scott A. Taylor

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Moon Zero Two
    214
  2. The Creeping Terror
    266
  3. Danger! Death Ray
    492
  4. Track of the Moon Beast
    297
  5. Hamlet
    185
  6. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    228
  7. Operation Double 007
    245
  8. Mitchell
    607
  9. Village of the Giants
    203
  10. Colossus and the Headhunters
    191
  11. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    291
  12. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    295
  13. 12 to the Moon
    214
  14. The Leech Woman
    250
  15. The Mole People
    211
  16. The Final Sacrifice
    782

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1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - almost 8 years ago
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Oh god I want them all to die within the first 5 minutes of the film .. but dammit they persist. My vision of hell .. trapped on a raft with whimpering, nail varnish obsessed harpies ... eugh!


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - almost 8 years ago
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Strangled by a spider! .. Gee how totally horrific and scary and stuff! Completely uncomparable to being eaten by a shark, or being turned inside out by the Thing!.


421 - Monster A-Go Go - about 7 years ago
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Yup .. I definitely want to yell "BOOOOOOooooooooo!" after watching this bloody awful pile of monkey crap. A story soooo unbelievably bad it needs a friggin' narrator!!! to tell you what's going on. Bill Rebane .. you suck serious donkey balls.


909 - Gorgo - almost 8 years ago
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Why does everyone think Brits like warm be .. I've never met one yet that liked that. Seriously!?! Brits only drink COLD beer!


521 - Santa Claus - about 7 years ago
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Wow this movie is fucking creepy :P Makes me route for Satan .. not Santa :P


624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women - about 7 years ago
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What the hell happened in this movie??

The vampires won. They won! They got who they were after, they neutralized the hero who, incidentally, didn't do much of anything during the course of the story, and then... they all stand around and wait to die. They weren't even trying to do anything at the end. Why didn't they just leave the wrestler in his cage? Did they all just forget the sun eventually rises? Countess Second-Banana just stands there for what seemed like five solid minutes, staring at the window as if she couldn't comprehend its divine form.

Who the hell wrote this? Was this sequence of events actually in the screenplay, or did it just say, "And then they all die for some reason, why not?" Seriously, did I miss something? This bad movie is actually making me question my own grip on reality.


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anyone else catch the Hugh Beaumont drop by Crow??


618 - High School Big Shot - over 6 years ago
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Like Crow said .. all this because the English teacher was a fucking Jerk! Sure ... punish the kid for doing someone else's homework by ruining his life. This just proves that strict, straight up, upright citizens of society are total jerks and should be avoided at all costs!! They seem to cause crimes to happen.


616 - Racket Girls - about 7 years ago
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Yup, this is the LEAST erotic film I've ever seen. Amazing when you think the producers of this thought it'd drive men wild in droves to see it. Guess they had the policy of "Once you have their money .. RUN!!".

Watching Norah Batty (Google "Last of the summer wine") doing the ironing would be sexier than this .. and no I don't think that would be sexy in the least ... but it's still a million times more than this film. Never seen such butt ugly .. erm .. I guess we'll call them 'women', in my life.


612 - The Starfighters - over 6 years ago
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I love it when Crow is talking about his computers' specs. I so remember those days when you could proudly tell everyone who'd listen that you had 32 megs of RAM .. which at the time seemed like enough to launch a satellite. Wonder what ever happened to my old Pentium II?? .. Dunno .. I don't miss it cos I have an awesome Mac Pro these days with 32 GIG's of RAM!!! And in 5 years that'll seem as lame as 32 megs seems today :P


603 - The Dead Talk Back - about 9 years ago
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Why are so many of these episodes all wobbily? Is there a reason?


Oh how gruesome!?! . I don't think soooo!
701 - Night of the Blood Beast - over 6 years ago
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It's the 50's man .. the worst fate they could possibly ever imagine back in those days is not being married, or having a kitchen without the most futuristic appliances. And the worst, most grotesque, most icky, horrible death ever was being strangled.

Then came John Carpenter in the 80's who promptly showed us what a REAL nasty bastard of a alien a monster should be. .. I refer to 'The thing' of course. If you'd unleashed that .. or any modern alien on the 50's they'd have exploded quicker than the 'Eye creatures' .. though probably because they'd have thought the monster wasn't married (oh the horror .. the shame!!)


Recent Riffs

802 - The Leech Woman - over 6 years ago
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Today's miracle cure .. BOOZE!


810 - The Giant Spider Invasion - almost 7 years ago
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Does it matter that the Spider ate him with its butt?


512 - Mitchell - about 7 years ago
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WACK-A-CHIC-A!, .. WACK-A-CHIC-A!, .. WACK-A-CHIC-A!, .. WACK-A-CHIC-A!
Brilliant!! :D


512 - Mitchell - about 7 years ago
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MITCHELL!!!!


505 - The Magic Voyage of Sinbad - about 7 years ago
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Sinbad has returned!! ... And no one seems to care!


307 - Daddy-O - over 7 years ago
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"You VILL dance viz me EVAAAA!!"


801 - Revenge of the Creature - over 7 years ago
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Well this guy's really bad .. this is his first and last movie! [Referring to the very young Clint Eastwood] :P


101 - The Crawling Eye - almost 8 years ago
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"Hey look, they're being followed by a movie!"


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - almost 8 years ago
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hot babes?? .. I've seen hotter females in a snake pit .. and they'd probably be less of a pain in the ass!


1008 - Final Justice - almost 8 years ago
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I can only think the word "MITCHEL!"


1007 - Track of the Moon Beast - almost 8 years ago
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"Please put your dick ash out in the ash tray" ... fuckin' hilarious!!


803 - The Mole People - almost 8 years ago
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And what I'm I supposed to do with a mute, muscular, sweaty, beefy, servile, hunk named Howard? ...... oh!