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Scott A. Taylor

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Moon Zero Two
    156
  2. The Creeping Terror
    218
  3. Danger! Death Ray
    396
  4. Track of the Moon Beast
    235
  5. Hamlet
    143
  6. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    179
  7. Operation Double 007
    196
  8. Mitchell
    497
  9. Village of the Giants
    167
  10. Colossus and the Headhunters
    150
  11. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    233
  12. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    235
  13. 12 to the Moon
    172
  14. The Leech Woman
    191
  15. The Mole People
    160
  16. The Final Sacrifice
    649

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618 - High School Big Shot - over 2 years ago

Like Crow said .. all this because the English teacher was a fucking Jerk! Sure ... punish the kid for doing someone else's homework by ruining his life. This just proves that strict, straight up, upright citizens of society are total jerks and should be avoided at all costs!! They seem to cause crimes to happen.


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616 - Racket Girls - about 3 years ago

Yup, this is the LEAST erotic film I've ever seen. Amazing when you think the producers of this thought it'd drive men wild in droves to see it. Guess they had the policy of "Once you have their money .. RUN!!".

Watching Norah Batty (Google "Last of the summer wine") doing the ironing would be sexier than this .. and no I don't think that would be sexy in the least ... but it's still a million times more than this film. Never seen such butt ugly .. erm .. I guess we'll call them 'women', in my life.


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612 - The Starfighters - over 2 years ago

I love it when Crow is talking about his computers' specs. I so remember those days when you could proudly tell everyone who'd listen that you had 32 megs of RAM .. which at the time seemed like enough to launch a satellite. Wonder what ever happened to my old Pentium II?? .. Dunno .. I don't miss it cos I have an awesome Mac Pro these days with 32 GIG's of RAM!!! And in 5 years that'll seem as lame as 32 megs seems today :P


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909 - Gorgo - almost 4 years ago

Why does everyone think Brits like warm be .. I've never met one yet that liked that. Seriously!?! Brits only drink COLD beer!


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603 - The Dead Talk Back - about 5 years ago

Why are so many of these episodes all wobbily? Is there a reason?


Oh how gruesome!?! . I don't think soooo!
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701 - Night of the Blood Beast - over 2 years ago

It's the 50's man .. the worst fate they could possibly ever imagine back in those days is not being married, or having a kitchen without the most futuristic appliances. And the worst, most grotesque, most icky, horrible death ever was being strangled.

Then came John Carpenter in the 80's who promptly showed us what a REAL nasty bastard of a alien a monster should be. .. I refer to 'The thing' of course. If you'd unleashed that .. or any modern alien on the 50's they'd have exploded quicker than the 'Eye creatures' .. though probably because they'd have thought the monster wasn't married (oh the horror .. the shame!!)


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520 - Radar Secret Service - over 2 years ago

Seems the premise of this movie is that no one thought that it might be a good idea to, gee, I dunno, maybe have some sort of police escort or maybe even an armored car to carry the Uranium-238? I guess they thought RADAR should have been sufficient.


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424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - about 3 years ago

This movie does get slightly easier to bare on the second and third viewing for sure .. mainly because I'm listening intently to the riffing. I still can't believe what a massive steaming pile of cow shit this movie is. It is SOOOOO deserved to be called the worst movie ever.


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103 - The Mad Monster - about 3 years ago

Does anyone else find the vinyl crackling in the background of the films sound track oddly soothing, bordering and making you fall asleep?? .. I mean .. I know the film sure as hell isn't helping to keep me awake but I find the crackly noise floor rather relaxing .. shame all these stupid actors insist on saying stuff :P


Servo
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Forum - over 1 year ago

@kwmurphy will always be my Tom Servo


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Forum - over 1 year ago

Still deciding if you wanna help #BringBackMST3K? Joel cleared up 5 BIG QUESTIONS about the campaign. Please read! http://bit.ly/mst3k-update2


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K11 - Humanoid Woman - almost 2 years ago

Jeez, these episodes were so badly made .. They totally lack energy, and direction. I mean in know these were the early years and all but .. Damn! They really had no screen presence at all. Thankfully season 2 picked up nicely with Kevin Murphy. It's just surprising to see Joel and company act so blandly here.


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802 - The Leech Woman - over 2 years ago

Today's miracle cure .. BOOZE!


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810 - The Giant Spider Invasion - almost 3 years ago

Does it matter that the Spider ate him with its butt?


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512 - Mitchell - about 3 years ago

WACK-A-CHIC-A!, .. WACK-A-CHIC-A!, .. WACK-A-CHIC-A!, .. WACK-A-CHIC-A!
Brilliant!! :D


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512 - Mitchell - about 3 years ago

MITCHELL!!!!


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505 - The Magic Voyage of Sinbad - about 3 years ago

Sinbad has returned!! ... And no one seems to care!


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307 - Daddy-O - over 3 years ago

"You VILL dance viz me EVAAAA!!"


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801 - Revenge of the Creature - over 3 years ago

Well this guy's really bad .. this is his first and last movie! [Referring to the very young Clint Eastwood] :P


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101 - The Crawling Eye - almost 4 years ago

"Hey look, they're being followed by a movie!"


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1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - almost 4 years ago

hot babes?? .. I've seen hotter females in a snake pit .. and they'd probably be less of a pain in the ass!


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1008 - Final Justice - almost 4 years ago

I can only think the word "MITCHEL!"


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1007 - Track of the Moon Beast - almost 4 years ago

"Please put your dick ash out in the ash tray" ... fuckin' hilarious!!


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803 - The Mole People - almost 4 years ago

And what I'm I supposed to do with a mute, muscular, sweaty, beefy, servile, hunk named Howard? ...... oh!