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Favorite Episodes

  1. Manos: The Hands of Fate
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  2. Pod People
    550
  3. Mitchell
    565
  4. Prince of Space
    451
  5. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    288
  6. Warrior of the Lost World
    319
  7. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    224
  8. Squirm
    232
  9. Lost Continent
    238
  10. Gamera vs. Guiron
    239
  11. Eegah
    378
  12. Track of the Moon Beast
    271
  13. The Giant Spider Invasion
    334
  14. The Sidehackers
    201
  15. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    219
  16. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    297
  17. Cave Dwellers
    419
  18. Fugitive Alien
    320
  19. The Day the Earth Froze
    269
  20. Werewolf
    518
  21. Daddy-O
    243
  22. The Amazing Colossal Man
    204
  23. The Killer Shrews
    249
  24. Puma Man
    502
  25. Laserblast
    383
  26. Escape 2000
    249
  27. Operation Double 007
    227
  28. Hercules and the Captive Women
    152
  29. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    207
  30. King Dinosaur
    197
  31. Jungle Goddess
    182
  32. Robot Monster
    151
  33. Project Moonbase
    111

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Merry Christmas Earthlings ! Hneh ! Hneh ! Hneh !


820 - Space Mutiny - about 6 years ago
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Mike Downe, C.P.A., aka Kip Dynamite.


Please use this technology wisely.
Forum - almost 4 years ago
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Gee, Davey...
Forum - about 4 years ago
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Mystery Snack Time Theater 3000
Forum - over 4 years ago
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So wanting the best, full movie experience possible I put it to you; what's the best pizza for movie viewing? Let's try to avoid local pizzerias that you have to live near by to have access to. Best large chain or supermarket available pizza.


203 - Jungle Goddess - almost 6 years ago
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"How fortunate! This will simplify everything!" Such a useful phrase, and appropriate for many different situations. Say it in a loud voice when a line opens up at the DMV! Bonus points awarded for using the ridiculous accent.


What's the Creepiest Line from an MST3K Castmember?
Forum - almost 5 years ago
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Ok i just got totally creeped out from a line by Mike[ He nails the creepy voice perfectly...he must have channeled 'Chester the Molester']...He's dressed as a clown and this comes out of his mouth: Hey Little Girl...would you like a Salted Nut Roll? So what is the creepiest line you recall?


Sun Ra - Rocket Number 9
Forum - about 5 years ago
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Today is Sun Ra's 100th birthday! Here's a cut for the MISTies: http://youtu.be/nuNpmyZ6za0


Brain Cramps
Forum - about 5 years ago
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Even the Best Brains go a little soft some times.

On a project like MST3k with its thousands of references- hundreds every show- and inventive sketches errors are to be expected, and forgiven, naturally.

But not all gaffes are created equal.
In your opinion what are some of the most glaring mistakes made by the cast and crew of The Satellite of Love?

To me, those that stick out:

1) Del Moore is NOT Casey Adams. Guys- How did that happen? A certain similarity exists, mostly in the tone and style of Moore's characterization or Arthur Duval in Catalina Caper. But COME ON! Sure the interweb wasn't there for instant spot checks, BUT YOU HAD THE EPISODE ON TAPE! A little glance at the opening credits would have revealed that Casey Adams, star of "The Indestructible Man" did not frolic in sunny Catalina with the luscious Sue Casey and a bevy of beach babes. Were you thrown by the fact Casey Adams reverted to his real name Max Showalter for the 2nd half of his career, and maybe you thought, "Hey- He could have gone by Del Moore" as well?
Bad Brains!

2) Timothy Van Patten is Dick Van Patten's little brother, NOT HIS SON. A half-brother, considerable younger. But he was not one of Dick's own "hellish drop(s)".

The next two are not nearly as egregious, especially...:

3) This one is a bit more forgivable since some zoologists made the same error, but...
Joey the Lemur was, in fact, a KINKAJOU!

4) Lost Continent has a great sketch, "THE EXPLORERS". The episode: "Drop Personal Pronouns or Die!". Funny stuff. Great Quinn-Martin parody. Tight. Well written. Well done.
Except... Joel's condescending conquestor speaks broken English by dropping articles, by dropping prepositions...but he doesn't noticeably drop personal pronouns.

OKAY GUYS- There are many more than these, many much bigger gaffes than the last 2.
Whattayagot?


eBay Alert: Haircut Edition
Forum - about 5 years ago
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What I learned from "Plan 9 from Outer Space"
Forum - about 5 years ago
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Atmospheric conditions in outer space often interfere with transmitting.


(SERIOUSLY OT!!) Classic rock fan in need of suggestions....again
Forum - about 5 years ago
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MSTIe Hivemind:
Most everybody here knows I'm a major classic rock fan. (19yo and rockin' out, baby!) I'm looking for a few suggestions again for good songs, but this time I'm looking for good stuff from certain bands. I'll list what I've got already from the said bands for the sake of clarity. My music collection has easily swelled past 320 songs and I'm lookin' for more!
Key:
-Artist:
-- Title of a song I've got already

-Bachman-Turner Overdrive (BTO):
--Let it Ride
-Blue Oyster Cult:
-- (Don't Fear) the Reaper
-- Burnin' for You
-- Godzilla
-Cream:
-- White Room
-- SWLABR
-- Crossroads
-- Strange Brew
-Joe Bonamassa:
-- So, It's Like That
-Dire Straits:
-- Money for Nothing
-- Solid Rock
-Eric Clapton:
-- I Shot the Sheriff (I've got the Bob Marley version as well)
-- Let it Rain
-- Tears in Heaven
-- Pretending
-Foghat:
-- Slow Ride
-- Fool for the City
-Golden Earring
-- Radar Love
-- Twilight Zone
-Stevie Ray Vaughan and Double Trouble:
-- The Sky is Crying
-Thin Lizzy
-- The Boys Are Back in Town
-- Whiskey in the Jar

Sorry about the length, but it was rather necessary....


Recent Riffs

212 - Godzilla vs. Megalon - almost 6 years ago
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"A quake!" No, Quisp!


1008 - Final Justice - about 6 years ago
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A SHAVED BEAR!


806 - The Undead - about 6 years ago
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Gettest thou a cemetery full of savings AT MENARDS!


801 - Revenge of the Creature - about 6 years ago
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It's a success. We've made him afraid of flagpoles.


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Linda Ronstadt!


621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - about 6 years ago
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"Do not ever let it become too rigid. If you do, you'll become a prisoner to it." HEY!