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Alyssa Who Will Not Be Named
In Reading, PA

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Radar Secret Service
    180
  2. Girl in Gold Boots
    242
  3. The Starfighters
    202
  4. The Touch of Satan
    294
  5. Catalina Caper
    233
  6. Riding with Death
    338
  7. The Giant Spider Invasion
    298
  8. The Final Sacrifice
    657
  9. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    160
  10. Mitchell
    506
  11. The Leech Woman
    195
  12. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    606
  13. Time Chasers
    387
  14. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    236
  15. Laserblast
    342
  16. Space Mutiny
    794
  17. Space Travelers
    126
  18. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    283
  19. Danger! Death Ray
    404
  20. Soultaker
    326
  21. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    368
  22. Squirm
    197
  23. Cave Dwellers
    367
  24. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    226
  25. Pod People
    485
  26. The Giant Gila Monster
    206
  27. City Limits
    146
  28. Outlaw of Gor
    268
  29. Eegah
    341
  30. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    302
  31. Devil Fish
    223
  32. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    177
  33. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    291
  34. I Accuse My Parents
    353
  35. The Hellcats
    89
  36. The Sidehackers
    174
  37. Warrior of the Lost World
    282
  38. Beginning of the End
    232
  39. Monster A-Go Go
    302
  40. Hercules Unchained
    157
  41. Red Zone Cuba
    196
  42. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    177
  43. The Phantom Planet
    186
  44. Teenage Strangler
    275
  45. Puma Man
    446
  46. Daddy-O
    211
  47. Kitten with a Whip
    131
  48. Rocketship X-M
    243
  49. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    290
  50. Zombie Nightmare
    267
  51. Prince of Space
    387
  52. Angels' Revenge
    183
  53. Teenagers from Outer Space
    232
  54. San Francisco International
    225
  55. The Wild World of Batwoman
    192
  56. Hamlet
    148
  57. The Black Scorpion
    95
  58. The Amazing Colossal Man
    173
  59. Hobgoblins
    343
  60. The Unearthly
    170
  61. The Atomic Brain
    138
  62. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    261
  63. The Killer Shrews
    214
  64. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    194
  65. Hercules and the Captive Women
    131
  66. Bride of the Monster
    196
  67. Hercules
    127
  68. Gunslinger
    134
  69. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    226
  70. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    166
  71. The Crawling Hand
    131
  72. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    151
  73. It Conquered the World
    233
  74. Gorgo
    153
  75. Ring of Terror
    163
  76. Terror from the Year 5000
    209
  77. Escape 2000
    216
  78. The Incredible Melting Man
    235
  79. Jungle Goddess
    149
  80. Being from Another Planet
    164
  81. Village of the Giants
    169
  82. The Creeping Terror
    219
  83. Gamera vs. Guiron
    205

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But nothing lasts for ever. Only loveeeee pads the film.
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202 - The Sidehackers - over 2 years ago

R.I.P Rommel's gf. She was just another victim of mass media's tired but true ways of stirring up drama and man pain by humiliating/tormenting/killing a women in the "hero's" life.


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911 - Devil Fish - about 4 years ago

The cringe factor of the sex scenes in this is off the charts. Especially with the Darryl Hannah Stick.


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501 - Warrior of the Lost World - over 3 years ago

Baggy, unshaven face antihero needs his anxiety meds adjusted. Even his puffiness looks like over prescribed anti psychotics.


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619 - Red Zone Cuba - over 3 years ago

Is there any semi-logical reason why Curly shot Justine's wife when she suggested they go back? Every time I watch this episode, I try to understand it, but I don't. They had said they were going straight. The car broke down. She suggested they go back. It makes sense. There's not much sense in trying to go on with a faulty car. So...let's shoot her? What? WHY?


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401 - Space Travelers - 7 months ago

The riffs during the wives saying goodbye to their astronauts...are perfection. This episode is a total sleeper


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204 - Catalina Caper - 8 months ago

Two or three more rehearsals, and Joel's rant about the 60s would be an all-time classic.


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1012 - Squirm - 7 months ago

Squirm. Or:All the worst white people in the entire world with the possible exception of Dick Cheney.


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1001 - Soultaker - 10 months ago

No link!


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621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - almost 4 years ago

there was no such thing as clinical depression until this movie was made!!


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1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - about 1 year ago

Total comfort food episode for me. It's like putting on a big, greasy sweater.


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620 - Danger! Death Ray - about 3 years ago

Maybe this is TMI but I can not watch this episode when Im nursing my son...the ba ba da baddada...for some reason that slays me so bad I scared him enough to make him cry from how loud I laughed.


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Some of those Tab Hunter puns are absolutely FILTHY...like, season 9 filthy.


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