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Alyssa Who Will Not Be Named
In Reading, PA

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Radar Secret Service
    175
  2. Girl in Gold Boots
    237
  3. The Starfighters
    192
  4. The Touch of Satan
    285
  5. Catalina Caper
    227
  6. Riding with Death
    335
  7. The Giant Spider Invasion
    289
  8. The Final Sacrifice
    647
  9. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    154
  10. Mitchell
    496
  11. The Leech Woman
    187
  12. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    588
  13. Time Chasers
    376
  14. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    234
  15. Laserblast
    334
  16. Space Mutiny
    780
  17. Space Travelers
    125
  18. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    276
  19. Danger! Death Ray
    394
  20. Soultaker
    318
  21. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    359
  22. Squirm
    192
  23. Cave Dwellers
    358
  24. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    217
  25. Pod People
    472
  26. The Giant Gila Monster
    200
  27. City Limits
    143
  28. Outlaw of Gor
    261
  29. Eegah
    333
  30. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    295
  31. Devil Fish
    216
  32. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    172
  33. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    288
  34. I Accuse My Parents
    345
  35. The Hellcats
    89
  36. The Sidehackers
    170
  37. Warrior of the Lost World
    271
  38. Beginning of the End
    227
  39. Monster A-Go Go
    290
  40. Hercules Unchained
    151
  41. Red Zone Cuba
    192
  42. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    172
  43. The Phantom Planet
    182
  44. Teenage Strangler
    269
  45. Puma Man
    438
  46. Daddy-O
    203
  47. Kitten with a Whip
    126
  48. Rocketship X-M
    239
  49. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    280
  50. Zombie Nightmare
    261
  51. Prince of Space
    376
  52. Angels' Revenge
    177
  53. Teenagers from Outer Space
    229
  54. San Francisco International
    219
  55. The Wild World of Batwoman
    184
  56. Hamlet
    141
  57. The Black Scorpion
    94
  58. The Amazing Colossal Man
    171
  59. Hobgoblins
    332
  60. The Unearthly
    164
  61. The Atomic Brain
    135
  62. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    256
  63. The Killer Shrews
    210
  64. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    193
  65. Hercules and the Captive Women
    128
  66. Bride of the Monster
    193
  67. Hercules
    126
  68. Gunslinger
    127
  69. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    219
  70. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    163
  71. The Crawling Hand
    128
  72. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    148
  73. It Conquered the World
    225
  74. Gorgo
    151
  75. Ring of Terror
    160
  76. Terror from the Year 5000
    203
  77. Escape 2000
    208
  78. The Incredible Melting Man
    225
  79. Jungle Goddess
    146
  80. Being from Another Planet
    159
  81. Village of the Giants
    164
  82. The Creeping Terror
    214
  83. Gamera vs. Guiron
    199

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911 - Devil Fish - almost 4 years ago

The cringe factor of the sex scenes in this is off the charts. Especially with the Darryl Hannah Stick.


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501 - Warrior of the Lost World - over 3 years ago

Baggy, unshaven face antihero needs his anxiety meds adjusted. Even his puffiness looks like over prescribed anti psychotics.


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619 - Red Zone Cuba - about 3 years ago

Is there any semi-logical reason why Curly shot Justine's wife when she suggested they go back? Every time I watch this episode, I try to understand it, but I don't. They had said they were going straight. The car broke down. She suggested they go back. It makes sense. There's not much sense in trying to go on with a faulty car. So...let's shoot her? What? WHY?


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401 - Space Travelers - 5 months ago

The riffs during the wives saying goodbye to their astronauts...are perfection. This episode is a total sleeper


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204 - Catalina Caper - 6 months ago

Two or three more rehearsals, and Joel's rant about the 60s would be an all-time classic.


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1012 - Squirm - 5 months ago

Squirm. Or:All the worst white people in the entire world with the possible exception of Dick Cheney.


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1001 - Soultaker - 8 months ago

No link!


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621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - almost 4 years ago

there was no such thing as clinical depression until this movie was made!!


But nothing lasts for ever. Only loveeeee pads the film.
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202 - The Sidehackers - about 2 years ago

R.I.P Rommel's gf. She was just another victim of mass media's tired but true ways of stirring up drama and man pain by humiliating/tormenting/killing a women in the "hero's" life.


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1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - 12 months ago

Total comfort food episode for me. It's like putting on a big, greasy sweater.


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620 - Danger! Death Ray - almost 3 years ago

Maybe this is TMI but I can not watch this episode when Im nursing my son...the ba ba da baddada...for some reason that slays me so bad I scared him enough to make him cry from how loud I laughed.


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Some of those Tab Hunter puns are absolutely FILTHY...like, season 9 filthy.


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