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Alyssa Who Will Not Be Named
In Reading, PA

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Radar Secret Service
    235
  2. Girl in Gold Boots
    290
  3. The Touch of Satan
    356
  4. Catalina Caper
    279
  5. The Giant Gila Monster
    270
  6. The Final Sacrifice
    783
  7. The Starfighters
    246
  8. Cave Dwellers
    449
  9. Riding with Death
    411
  10. Space Mutiny
    931
  11. The Giant Spider Invasion
    365
  12. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    216
  13. Mitchell
    602
  14. Pod People
    585
  15. The Leech Woman
    249
  16. Outlaw of Gor
    334
  17. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    711
  18. Time Chasers
    458
  19. Warrior of the Lost World
    347
  20. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    294
  21. Space Travelers
    159
  22. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    339
  23. Danger! Death Ray
    490
  24. Soultaker
    390
  25. Devil Fish
    271
  26. Hercules Unchained
    191
  27. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    442
  28. Laserblast
    412
  29. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    352
  30. Squirm
    247
  31. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    277
  32. City Limits
    180
  33. Werewolf
    557
  34. Eegah
    403
  35. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    225
  36. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    359
  37. I Accuse My Parents
    427
  38. Hercules
    158
  39. The Hellcats
    120
  40. The Sidehackers
    215
  41. Beginning of the End
    282
  42. Prince of Space
    479
  43. Zombie Nightmare
    319
  44. Hobgoblins
    410
  45. Puma Man
    542
  46. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    350
  47. The Phantom Planet
    232
  48. Teenagers from Outer Space
    295
  49. Daddy-O
    257
  50. Kitten with a Whip
    157
  51. Angels' Revenge
    215
  52. San Francisco International
    278
  53. Monster A-Go Go
    356
  54. The Atomic Brain
    176
  55. The Wild World of Batwoman
    238
  56. Operation Double 007
    246
  57. The Amazing Colossal Man
    216
  58. Racket Girls
    183
  59. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    230
  60. Red Zone Cuba
    241
  61. The Unearthly
    211
  62. Teenage Strangler
    326
  63. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    307
  64. The Crawling Hand
    170
  65. The Killer Shrews
    265
  66. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    231
  67. Rocketship X-M
    298
  68. Hamlet
    186
  69. Hercules and the Captive Women
    163
  70. Bride of the Monster
    248
  71. The Black Scorpion
    131
  72. Gunslinger
    169
  73. Alien from L.A.
    285
  74. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    266
  75. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    220
  76. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    177
  77. It Conquered the World
    298
  78. Gorgo
    185
  79. Ring of Terror
    199
  80. Terror from the Year 5000
    257
  81. The Incredible Melting Man
    289
  82. Jungle Goddess
    198
  83. The Creeping Terror
    260
  84. Gamera vs. Guiron
    263
  85. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    228
  86. Escape 2000
    271
  87. Being from Another Planet
    200
  88. Village of the Giants
    204
  89. Gamera vs. Gaos
    156

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911 - Devil Fish - over 7 years ago
9 laughs

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The cringe factor of the sex scenes in this is off the charts. Especially with the Darryl Hannah Stick.


820 - Space Mutiny - about 7 years ago
6 laughs

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I LOVE the special relationship between Calgon and his little Lobster Boy...is that guy his bodyguard? Stylist? Personal Trainer? Lifestyle coach?


614 - San Francisco International - almost 7 years ago
12 laughs

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I'm always amazed at how BROWN this movie is. It's in color, but it's so BROWN!


911 - Devil Fish - over 6 years ago
2 laughs

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A lot of gags about the skinny lady in this one


305 - Stranded in Space - over 3 years ago
4 laughs

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What made this episode worth watching was the riffs on the grandpa shooting up constantly. "Grandpa with the golden arm" and "He's a good friend, a little messed up, but he's good".


820 - Space Mutiny - over 8 years ago
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Say what you like about Space Mutiny... And really, by all means say what you like... But it at least has something resembling a plot. Compare this to say... Starfighters. It gives Mike and the Bots an extra layer of something to chew on. And this is flat out a far better episode than Starfighters. It even has discernible characters too, rather than cardboard cut-outs. The characters in Starfighters aren't even cyphers. They're just two-ply. Less fuel to the fire.


But nothing lasts for ever. Only loveeeee pads the film.
202 - The Sidehackers - almost 6 years ago
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R.I.P Rommel's gf. She was just another victim of mass media's tired but true ways of stirring up drama and man pain by humiliating/tormenting/killing a women in the "hero's" life.


501 - Warrior of the Lost World - about 7 years ago
9 laughs

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Baggy, unshaven face antihero needs his anxiety meds adjusted. Even his puffiness looks like over prescribed anti psychotics.


619 - Red Zone Cuba - almost 7 years ago
5 laughs

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Is there any semi-logical reason why Curly shot Justine's wife when she suggested they go back? Every time I watch this episode, I try to understand it, but I don't. They had said they were going straight. The car broke down. She suggested they go back. It makes sense. There's not much sense in trying to go on with a faulty car. So...let's shoot her? What? WHY?


401 - Space Travelers - about 4 years ago
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The riffs during the wives saying goodbye to their astronauts...are perfection. This episode is a total sleeper


204 - Catalina Caper - about 4 years ago
1 laugh

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Two or three more rehearsals, and Joel's rant about the 60s would be an all-time classic.


1012 - Squirm - about 4 years ago
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Squirm. Or:All the worst white people in the entire world with the possible exception of Dick Cheney.


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