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Alyssa Who Will Not Be Named
In Reading, PA

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Radar Secret Service
    222
  2. Girl in Gold Boots
    274
  3. The Touch of Satan
    337
  4. Catalina Caper
    266
  5. The Giant Gila Monster
    254
  6. The Final Sacrifice
    744
  7. The Starfighters
    234
  8. Cave Dwellers
    430
  9. Riding with Death
    386
  10. Space Mutiny
    887
  11. The Giant Spider Invasion
    339
  12. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    195
  13. Mitchell
    574
  14. Pod People
    560
  15. The Leech Woman
    235
  16. Outlaw of Gor
    313
  17. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    677
  18. Time Chasers
    429
  19. Warrior of the Lost World
    327
  20. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    279
  21. Space Travelers
    152
  22. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    323
  23. Danger! Death Ray
    466
  24. Soultaker
    369
  25. Devil Fish
    253
  26. Hercules Unchained
    181
  27. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    415
  28. Laserblast
    390
  29. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    337
  30. Squirm
    235
  31. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    257
  32. City Limits
    169
  33. Werewolf
    525
  34. Eegah
    386
  35. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    215
  36. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    336
  37. I Accuse My Parents
    403
  38. Hercules
    152
  39. The Hellcats
    113
  40. The Sidehackers
    206
  41. Beginning of the End
    262
  42. Prince of Space
    453
  43. Zombie Nightmare
    300
  44. Hobgoblins
    387
  45. Puma Man
    509
  46. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    331
  47. The Phantom Planet
    217
  48. Teenagers from Outer Space
    279
  49. Daddy-O
    248
  50. Kitten with a Whip
    151
  51. Angels' Revenge
    206
  52. San Francisco International
    262
  53. Monster A-Go Go
    338
  54. The Atomic Brain
    169
  55. The Wild World of Batwoman
    231
  56. Operation Double 007
    233
  57. The Amazing Colossal Man
    211
  58. Racket Girls
    170
  59. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    215
  60. Red Zone Cuba
    225
  61. The Unearthly
    200
  62. Teenage Strangler
    309
  63. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    295
  64. The Crawling Hand
    161
  65. The Killer Shrews
    252
  66. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    224
  67. Rocketship X-M
    280
  68. Hamlet
    175
  69. Hercules and the Captive Women
    157
  70. Bride of the Monster
    233
  71. The Black Scorpion
    123
  72. Gunslinger
    161
  73. Alien from L.A.
    275
  74. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    252
  75. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    195
  76. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    170
  77. It Conquered the World
    286
  78. Gorgo
    171
  79. Ring of Terror
    190
  80. Terror from the Year 5000
    242
  81. The Incredible Melting Man
    272
  82. Jungle Goddess
    186
  83. The Creeping Terror
    246
  84. Gamera vs. Guiron
    247
  85. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    218
  86. Escape 2000
    252
  87. Being from Another Planet
    195
  88. Village of the Giants
    191
  89. Gamera vs. Gaos
    149

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I'm always amazed at how BROWN this movie is. It's in color, but it's so BROWN!


911 - Devil Fish - over 5 years ago
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A lot of gags about the skinny lady in this one


305 - Stranded in Space - over 2 years ago
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What made this episode worth watching was the riffs on the grandpa shooting up constantly. "Grandpa with the golden arm" and "He's a good friend, a little messed up, but he's good".


820 - Space Mutiny - over 7 years ago
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Say what you like about Space Mutiny... And really, by all means say what you like... But it at least has something resembling a plot. Compare this to say... Starfighters. It gives Mike and the Bots an extra layer of something to chew on. And this is flat out a far better episode than Starfighters. It even has discernible characters too, rather than cardboard cut-outs. The characters in Starfighters aren't even cyphers. They're just two-ply. Less fuel to the fire.


But nothing lasts for ever. Only loveeeee pads the film.
202 - The Sidehackers - almost 5 years ago
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R.I.P Rommel's gf. She was just another victim of mass media's tired but true ways of stirring up drama and man pain by humiliating/tormenting/killing a women in the "hero's" life.


911 - Devil Fish - over 6 years ago
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The cringe factor of the sex scenes in this is off the charts. Especially with the Darryl Hannah Stick.


501 - Warrior of the Lost World - almost 6 years ago
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Baggy, unshaven face antihero needs his anxiety meds adjusted. Even his puffiness looks like over prescribed anti psychotics.


619 - Red Zone Cuba - over 5 years ago
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Is there any semi-logical reason why Curly shot Justine's wife when she suggested they go back? Every time I watch this episode, I try to understand it, but I don't. They had said they were going straight. The car broke down. She suggested they go back. It makes sense. There's not much sense in trying to go on with a faulty car. So...let's shoot her? What? WHY?


401 - Space Travelers - about 3 years ago
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The riffs during the wives saying goodbye to their astronauts...are perfection. This episode is a total sleeper


204 - Catalina Caper - about 3 years ago
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Two or three more rehearsals, and Joel's rant about the 60s would be an all-time classic.


1012 - Squirm - about 3 years ago
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Squirm. Or:All the worst white people in the entire world with the possible exception of Dick Cheney.


1001 - Soultaker - about 3 years ago
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