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Alyssa Who Will Not Be Named
In Reading, PA

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Radar Secret Service
    205
  2. Girl in Gold Boots
    262
  3. The Touch of Satan
    319
  4. Catalina Caper
    248
  5. The Giant Gila Monster
    226
  6. The Final Sacrifice
    711
  7. The Starfighters
    219
  8. Cave Dwellers
    401
  9. Riding with Death
    361
  10. Space Mutiny
    847
  11. The Giant Spider Invasion
    323
  12. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    176
  13. Mitchell
    539
  14. Pod People
    522
  15. The Leech Woman
    215
  16. Outlaw of Gor
    291
  17. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    637
  18. Time Chasers
    410
  19. Warrior of the Lost World
    302
  20. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    257
  21. Space Travelers
    138
  22. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    300
  23. Danger! Death Ray
    435
  24. Soultaker
    346
  25. Devil Fish
    236
  26. Hercules Unchained
    169
  27. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    394
  28. Laserblast
    363
  29. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    319
  30. Squirm
    216
  31. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    242
  32. City Limits
    159
  33. Werewolf
    497
  34. Eegah
    362
  35. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    197
  36. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    313
  37. I Accuse My Parents
    376
  38. Hercules
    145
  39. The Hellcats
    102
  40. The Sidehackers
    190
  41. Beginning of the End
    245
  42. Prince of Space
    425
  43. Zombie Nightmare
    283
  44. Hobgoblins
    371
  45. Puma Man
    478
  46. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    314
  47. The Phantom Planet
    206
  48. Teenagers from Outer Space
    262
  49. Daddy-O
    230
  50. Kitten with a Whip
    145
  51. Angels' Revenge
    193
  52. San Francisco International
    245
  53. Monster A-Go Go
    319
  54. The Atomic Brain
    154
  55. The Wild World of Batwoman
    215
  56. Operation Double 007
    215
  57. The Amazing Colossal Man
    193
  58. Racket Girls
    161
  59. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    196
  60. Red Zone Cuba
    216
  61. The Unearthly
    180
  62. Teenage Strangler
    294
  63. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    279
  64. The Crawling Hand
    145
  65. The Killer Shrews
    233
  66. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    212
  67. Rocketship X-M
    267
  68. Hamlet
    167
  69. Hercules and the Captive Women
    145
  70. Bride of the Monster
    215
  71. The Black Scorpion
    111
  72. Gunslinger
    150
  73. Alien from L.A.
    257
  74. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    240
  75. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    182
  76. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    160
  77. It Conquered the World
    258
  78. Gorgo
    158
  79. Ring of Terror
    178
  80. Terror from the Year 5000
    227
  81. The Incredible Melting Man
    251
  82. Jungle Goddess
    170
  83. The Creeping Terror
    234
  84. Gamera vs. Guiron
    232
  85. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    197
  86. Escape 2000
    238
  87. Being from Another Planet
    180
  88. Village of the Giants
    180
  89. Gamera vs. Gaos
    139

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305 - Stranded in Space - over 1 year ago
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What made this episode worth watching was the riffs on the grandpa shooting up constantly. "Grandpa with the golden arm" and "He's a good friend, a little messed up, but he's good".


820 - Space Mutiny - about 6 years ago
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Say what you like about Space Mutiny... And really, by all means say what you like... But it at least has something resembling a plot. Compare this to say... Starfighters. It gives Mike and the Bots an extra layer of something to chew on. And this is flat out a far better episode than Starfighters. It even has discernible characters too, rather than cardboard cut-outs. The characters in Starfighters aren't even cyphers. They're just two-ply. Less fuel to the fire.


But nothing lasts for ever. Only loveeeee pads the film.
202 - The Sidehackers - over 3 years ago
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R.I.P Rommel's gf. She was just another victim of mass media's tired but true ways of stirring up drama and man pain by humiliating/tormenting/killing a women in the "hero's" life.


911 - Devil Fish - about 5 years ago
9 laughs

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The cringe factor of the sex scenes in this is off the charts. Especially with the Darryl Hannah Stick.


501 - Warrior of the Lost World - over 4 years ago
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Baggy, unshaven face antihero needs his anxiety meds adjusted. Even his puffiness looks like over prescribed anti psychotics.


619 - Red Zone Cuba - over 4 years ago
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Is there any semi-logical reason why Curly shot Justine's wife when she suggested they go back? Every time I watch this episode, I try to understand it, but I don't. They had said they were going straight. The car broke down. She suggested they go back. It makes sense. There's not much sense in trying to go on with a faulty car. So...let's shoot her? What? WHY?


401 - Space Travelers - almost 2 years ago
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The riffs during the wives saying goodbye to their astronauts...are perfection. This episode is a total sleeper


204 - Catalina Caper - almost 2 years ago
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Two or three more rehearsals, and Joel's rant about the 60s would be an all-time classic.


1012 - Squirm - almost 2 years ago
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Squirm. Or:All the worst white people in the entire world with the possible exception of Dick Cheney.


1001 - Soultaker - almost 2 years ago
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No link!


621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - about 5 years ago
9 laughs

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there was no such thing as clinical depression until this movie was made!!


1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - over 2 years ago
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Total comfort food episode for me. It's like putting on a big, greasy sweater.


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