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Alyssa Who Will Not Be Named
In Reading, PA

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Radar Secret Service
    191
  2. Girl in Gold Boots
    246
  3. The Starfighters
    206
  4. The Touch of Satan
    301
  5. Catalina Caper
    243
  6. Riding with Death
    346
  7. The Giant Spider Invasion
    304
  8. The Final Sacrifice
    667
  9. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    163
  10. Mitchell
    514
  11. The Leech Woman
    202
  12. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    614
  13. Time Chasers
    394
  14. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    241
  15. Laserblast
    346
  16. Space Mutiny
    813
  17. Space Travelers
    131
  18. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    284
  19. Danger! Death Ray
    415
  20. Soultaker
    332
  21. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    378
  22. Squirm
    205
  23. Cave Dwellers
    380
  24. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    229
  25. Pod People
    498
  26. The Giant Gila Monster
    213
  27. City Limits
    150
  28. Outlaw of Gor
    279
  29. Eegah
    349
  30. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    306
  31. Devil Fish
    228
  32. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    184
  33. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    296
  34. I Accuse My Parents
    361
  35. The Hellcats
    92
  36. The Sidehackers
    184
  37. Warrior of the Lost World
    285
  38. Beginning of the End
    236
  39. Monster A-Go Go
    309
  40. Hercules Unchained
    158
  41. Red Zone Cuba
    208
  42. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    183
  43. The Phantom Planet
    193
  44. Teenage Strangler
    281
  45. Puma Man
    453
  46. Daddy-O
    220
  47. Kitten with a Whip
    135
  48. Rocketship X-M
    250
  49. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    296
  50. Zombie Nightmare
    271
  51. Prince of Space
    398
  52. Angels' Revenge
    186
  53. Teenagers from Outer Space
    244
  54. San Francisco International
    231
  55. The Wild World of Batwoman
    203
  56. Hamlet
    154
  57. The Black Scorpion
    100
  58. The Amazing Colossal Man
    179
  59. Hobgoblins
    350
  60. The Unearthly
    175
  61. The Atomic Brain
    142
  62. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    262
  63. The Killer Shrews
    217
  64. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    199
  65. Hercules and the Captive Women
    134
  66. Bride of the Monster
    201
  67. Hercules
    133
  68. Gunslinger
    140
  69. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    230
  70. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    169
  71. The Crawling Hand
    136
  72. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    152
  73. It Conquered the World
    239
  74. Gorgo
    154
  75. Ring of Terror
    167
  76. Terror from the Year 5000
    213
  77. Escape 2000
    224
  78. The Incredible Melting Man
    238
  79. Jungle Goddess
    155
  80. Being from Another Planet
    167
  81. Village of the Giants
    173
  82. The Creeping Terror
    223
  83. Gamera vs. Guiron
    216

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But nothing lasts for ever. Only loveeeee pads the film.
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202 - The Sidehackers - over 2 years ago

R.I.P Rommel's gf. She was just another victim of mass media's tired but true ways of stirring up drama and man pain by humiliating/tormenting/killing a women in the "hero's" life.


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911 - Devil Fish - over 4 years ago

The cringe factor of the sex scenes in this is off the charts. Especially with the Darryl Hannah Stick.


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501 - Warrior of the Lost World - almost 4 years ago

Baggy, unshaven face antihero needs his anxiety meds adjusted. Even his puffiness looks like over prescribed anti psychotics.


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619 - Red Zone Cuba - over 3 years ago

Is there any semi-logical reason why Curly shot Justine's wife when she suggested they go back? Every time I watch this episode, I try to understand it, but I don't. They had said they were going straight. The car broke down. She suggested they go back. It makes sense. There's not much sense in trying to go on with a faulty car. So...let's shoot her? What? WHY?


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401 - Space Travelers - 11 months ago

The riffs during the wives saying goodbye to their astronauts...are perfection. This episode is a total sleeper


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204 - Catalina Caper - about 1 year ago

Two or three more rehearsals, and Joel's rant about the 60s would be an all-time classic.


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1012 - Squirm - 11 months ago

Squirm. Or:All the worst white people in the entire world with the possible exception of Dick Cheney.


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1001 - Soultaker - about 1 year ago

No link!


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621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - over 4 years ago

there was no such thing as clinical depression until this movie was made!!


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1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - over 1 year ago

Total comfort food episode for me. It's like putting on a big, greasy sweater.


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620 - Danger! Death Ray - over 3 years ago

Maybe this is TMI but I can not watch this episode when Im nursing my son...the ba ba da baddada...for some reason that slays me so bad I scared him enough to make him cry from how loud I laughed.


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614 - San Francisco International - almost 3 years ago

Some of those Tab Hunter puns are absolutely FILTHY...like, season 9 filthy.


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