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Alyssa Who Will Not Be Named
In Reading, PA

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Radar Secret Service
    233
  2. Girl in Gold Boots
    294
  3. The Touch of Satan
    360
  4. Catalina Caper
    281
  5. The Giant Gila Monster
    269
  6. The Final Sacrifice
    782
  7. The Starfighters
    250
  8. Cave Dwellers
    457
  9. Riding with Death
    416
  10. Space Mutiny
    937
  11. The Giant Spider Invasion
    370
  12. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    217
  13. Mitchell
    607
  14. Pod People
    588
  15. The Leech Woman
    250
  16. Outlaw of Gor
    331
  17. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    713
  18. Time Chasers
    459
  19. Warrior of the Lost World
    349
  20. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    296
  21. Space Travelers
    158
  22. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    341
  23. Danger! Death Ray
    492
  24. Soultaker
    394
  25. Devil Fish
    273
  26. Hercules Unchained
    193
  27. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    446
  28. Laserblast
    418
  29. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    354
  30. Squirm
    251
  31. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    281
  32. City Limits
    180
  33. Werewolf
    563
  34. Eegah
    409
  35. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    224
  36. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    359
  37. I Accuse My Parents
    429
  38. Hercules
    160
  39. The Hellcats
    121
  40. The Sidehackers
    218
  41. Beginning of the End
    282
  42. Prince of Space
    483
  43. Zombie Nightmare
    320
  44. Hobgoblins
    414
  45. Puma Man
    544
  46. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    352
  47. The Phantom Planet
    232
  48. Teenagers from Outer Space
    297
  49. Daddy-O
    257
  50. Kitten with a Whip
    154
  51. Angels' Revenge
    216
  52. San Francisco International
    278
  53. Monster A-Go Go
    359
  54. The Atomic Brain
    175
  55. The Wild World of Batwoman
    238
  56. Operation Double 007
    245
  57. The Amazing Colossal Man
    216
  58. Racket Girls
    181
  59. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    233
  60. Red Zone Cuba
    243
  61. The Unearthly
    209
  62. Teenage Strangler
    327
  63. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    308
  64. The Crawling Hand
    170
  65. The Killer Shrews
    264
  66. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    231
  67. Rocketship X-M
    297
  68. Hamlet
    185
  69. Hercules and the Captive Women
    163
  70. Bride of the Monster
    246
  71. The Black Scorpion
    130
  72. Gunslinger
    169
  73. Alien from L.A.
    285
  74. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    266
  75. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    221
  76. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    178
  77. It Conquered the World
    297
  78. Gorgo
    185
  79. Ring of Terror
    200
  80. Terror from the Year 5000
    256
  81. The Incredible Melting Man
    292
  82. Jungle Goddess
    197
  83. The Creeping Terror
    266
  84. Gamera vs. Guiron
    266
  85. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    228
  86. Escape 2000
    276
  87. Being from Another Planet
    200
  88. Village of the Giants
    203
  89. Gamera vs. Gaos
    155

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911 - Devil Fish - almost 8 years ago
9 laughs

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The cringe factor of the sex scenes in this is off the charts. Especially with the Darryl Hannah Stick.


820 - Space Mutiny - over 7 years ago
6 laughs

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I LOVE the special relationship between Calgon and his little Lobster Boy...is that guy his bodyguard? Stylist? Personal Trainer? Lifestyle coach?


614 - San Francisco International - about 7 years ago
13 laughs

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I'm always amazed at how BROWN this movie is. It's in color, but it's so BROWN!


911 - Devil Fish - almost 7 years ago
2 laughs

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A lot of gags about the skinny lady in this one


305 - Stranded in Space - about 4 years ago
4 laughs

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What made this episode worth watching was the riffs on the grandpa shooting up constantly. "Grandpa with the golden arm" and "He's a good friend, a little messed up, but he's good".


820 - Space Mutiny - almost 9 years ago
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Say what you like about Space Mutiny... And really, by all means say what you like... But it at least has something resembling a plot. Compare this to say... Starfighters. It gives Mike and the Bots an extra layer of something to chew on. And this is flat out a far better episode than Starfighters. It even has discernible characters too, rather than cardboard cut-outs. The characters in Starfighters aren't even cyphers. They're just two-ply. Less fuel to the fire.


But nothing lasts for ever. Only loveeeee pads the film.
202 - The Sidehackers - about 6 years ago
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R.I.P Rommel's gf. She was just another victim of mass media's tired but true ways of stirring up drama and man pain by humiliating/tormenting/killing a women in the "hero's" life.


501 - Warrior of the Lost World - over 7 years ago
9 laughs

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Baggy, unshaven face antihero needs his anxiety meds adjusted. Even his puffiness looks like over prescribed anti psychotics.


619 - Red Zone Cuba - about 7 years ago
5 laughs

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Is there any semi-logical reason why Curly shot Justine's wife when she suggested they go back? Every time I watch this episode, I try to understand it, but I don't. They had said they were going straight. The car broke down. She suggested they go back. It makes sense. There's not much sense in trying to go on with a faulty car. So...let's shoot her? What? WHY?


401 - Space Travelers - over 4 years ago
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The riffs during the wives saying goodbye to their astronauts...are perfection. This episode is a total sleeper


204 - Catalina Caper - over 4 years ago
1 laugh

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Two or three more rehearsals, and Joel's rant about the 60s would be an all-time classic.


1012 - Squirm - over 4 years ago
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Squirm. Or:All the worst white people in the entire world with the possible exception of Dick Cheney.


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