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Alyssa Who Will Not Be Named
In Reading, PA

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Radar Secret Service
    216
  2. Girl in Gold Boots
    270
  3. The Touch of Satan
    334
  4. Catalina Caper
    258
  5. The Giant Gila Monster
    246
  6. The Final Sacrifice
    734
  7. The Starfighters
    230
  8. Cave Dwellers
    419
  9. Riding with Death
    381
  10. Space Mutiny
    874
  11. The Giant Spider Invasion
    334
  12. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    193
  13. Mitchell
    565
  14. Pod People
    550
  15. The Leech Woman
    229
  16. Outlaw of Gor
    307
  17. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    663
  18. Time Chasers
    425
  19. Warrior of the Lost World
    318
  20. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    272
  21. Space Travelers
    148
  22. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    317
  23. Danger! Death Ray
    454
  24. Soultaker
    364
  25. Devil Fish
    248
  26. Hercules Unchained
    177
  27. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    410
  28. Laserblast
    383
  29. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    336
  30. Squirm
    232
  31. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    251
  32. City Limits
    168
  33. Werewolf
    518
  34. Eegah
    378
  35. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    208
  36. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    328
  37. I Accuse My Parents
    398
  38. Hercules
    151
  39. The Hellcats
    110
  40. The Sidehackers
    201
  41. Beginning of the End
    254
  42. Prince of Space
    451
  43. Zombie Nightmare
    295
  44. Hobgoblins
    379
  45. Puma Man
    502
  46. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    325
  47. The Phantom Planet
    212
  48. Teenagers from Outer Space
    276
  49. Daddy-O
    243
  50. Kitten with a Whip
    149
  51. Angels' Revenge
    203
  52. San Francisco International
    255
  53. Monster A-Go Go
    330
  54. The Atomic Brain
    164
  55. The Wild World of Batwoman
    227
  56. Operation Double 007
    227
  57. The Amazing Colossal Man
    203
  58. Racket Girls
    167
  59. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    207
  60. Red Zone Cuba
    222
  61. The Unearthly
    194
  62. Teenage Strangler
    306
  63. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    287
  64. The Crawling Hand
    155
  65. The Killer Shrews
    249
  66. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    219
  67. Rocketship X-M
    275
  68. Hamlet
    176
  69. Hercules and the Captive Women
    152
  70. Bride of the Monster
    227
  71. The Black Scorpion
    117
  72. Gunslinger
    160
  73. Alien from L.A.
    268
  74. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    248
  75. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    189
  76. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    168
  77. It Conquered the World
    277
  78. Gorgo
    165
  79. Ring of Terror
    187
  80. Terror from the Year 5000
    235
  81. The Incredible Melting Man
    268
  82. Jungle Goddess
    181
  83. The Creeping Terror
    243
  84. Gamera vs. Guiron
    239
  85. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    209
  86. Escape 2000
    249
  87. Being from Another Planet
    190
  88. Village of the Giants
    191
  89. Gamera vs. Gaos
    144

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I'm always amazed at how BROWN this movie is. It's in color, but it's so BROWN!


911 - Devil Fish - about 5 years ago
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A lot of gags about the skinny lady in this one


305 - Stranded in Space - about 2 years ago
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What made this episode worth watching was the riffs on the grandpa shooting up constantly. "Grandpa with the golden arm" and "He's a good friend, a little messed up, but he's good".


820 - Space Mutiny - about 7 years ago
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Say what you like about Space Mutiny... And really, by all means say what you like... But it at least has something resembling a plot. Compare this to say... Starfighters. It gives Mike and the Bots an extra layer of something to chew on. And this is flat out a far better episode than Starfighters. It even has discernible characters too, rather than cardboard cut-outs. The characters in Starfighters aren't even cyphers. They're just two-ply. Less fuel to the fire.


But nothing lasts for ever. Only loveeeee pads the film.
202 - The Sidehackers - over 4 years ago
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R.I.P Rommel's gf. She was just another victim of mass media's tired but true ways of stirring up drama and man pain by humiliating/tormenting/killing a women in the "hero's" life.


911 - Devil Fish - about 6 years ago
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The cringe factor of the sex scenes in this is off the charts. Especially with the Darryl Hannah Stick.


501 - Warrior of the Lost World - over 5 years ago
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Baggy, unshaven face antihero needs his anxiety meds adjusted. Even his puffiness looks like over prescribed anti psychotics.


619 - Red Zone Cuba - over 5 years ago
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Is there any semi-logical reason why Curly shot Justine's wife when she suggested they go back? Every time I watch this episode, I try to understand it, but I don't. They had said they were going straight. The car broke down. She suggested they go back. It makes sense. There's not much sense in trying to go on with a faulty car. So...let's shoot her? What? WHY?


401 - Space Travelers - over 2 years ago
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The riffs during the wives saying goodbye to their astronauts...are perfection. This episode is a total sleeper


204 - Catalina Caper - over 2 years ago
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Two or three more rehearsals, and Joel's rant about the 60s would be an all-time classic.


1012 - Squirm - over 2 years ago
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Squirm. Or:All the worst white people in the entire world with the possible exception of Dick Cheney.


1001 - Soultaker - almost 3 years ago
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