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Alyssa Who Will Not Be Named
In Reading, PA

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Radar Secret Service
    226
  2. Girl in Gold Boots
    280
  3. The Touch of Satan
    345
  4. Catalina Caper
    270
  5. The Giant Gila Monster
    259
  6. The Final Sacrifice
    754
  7. The Starfighters
    238
  8. Cave Dwellers
    438
  9. Riding with Death
    394
  10. Space Mutiny
    902
  11. The Giant Spider Invasion
    351
  12. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    202
  13. Mitchell
    578
  14. Pod People
    568
  15. The Leech Woman
    241
  16. Outlaw of Gor
    319
  17. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    687
  18. Time Chasers
    435
  19. Warrior of the Lost World
    333
  20. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    284
  21. Space Travelers
    154
  22. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    325
  23. Danger! Death Ray
    475
  24. Soultaker
    376
  25. Devil Fish
    258
  26. Hercules Unchained
    186
  27. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    425
  28. Laserblast
    399
  29. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    341
  30. Squirm
    236
  31. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    264
  32. City Limits
    172
  33. Werewolf
    537
  34. Eegah
    390
  35. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    220
  36. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    341
  37. I Accuse My Parents
    407
  38. Hercules
    154
  39. The Hellcats
    114
  40. The Sidehackers
    208
  41. Beginning of the End
    270
  42. Prince of Space
    463
  43. Zombie Nightmare
    306
  44. Hobgoblins
    393
  45. Puma Man
    518
  46. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    335
  47. The Phantom Planet
    222
  48. Teenagers from Outer Space
    287
  49. Daddy-O
    252
  50. Kitten with a Whip
    152
  51. Angels' Revenge
    209
  52. San Francisco International
    266
  53. Monster A-Go Go
    345
  54. The Atomic Brain
    171
  55. The Wild World of Batwoman
    232
  56. Operation Double 007
    237
  57. The Amazing Colossal Man
    214
  58. Racket Girls
    175
  59. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    222
  60. Red Zone Cuba
    228
  61. The Unearthly
    204
  62. Teenage Strangler
    317
  63. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    298
  64. The Crawling Hand
    162
  65. The Killer Shrews
    257
  66. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    226
  67. Rocketship X-M
    284
  68. Hamlet
    176
  69. Hercules and the Captive Women
    160
  70. Bride of the Monster
    239
  71. The Black Scorpion
    126
  72. Gunslinger
    165
  73. Alien from L.A.
    276
  74. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    256
  75. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    203
  76. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    171
  77. It Conquered the World
    293
  78. Gorgo
    177
  79. Ring of Terror
    193
  80. Terror from the Year 5000
    247
  81. The Incredible Melting Man
    278
  82. Jungle Goddess
    191
  83. The Creeping Terror
    248
  84. Gamera vs. Guiron
    253
  85. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    221
  86. Escape 2000
    257
  87. Being from Another Planet
    196
  88. Village of the Giants
    198
  89. Gamera vs. Gaos
    151

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614 - San Francisco International - about 6 years ago
11 laughs

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I'm always amazed at how BROWN this movie is. It's in color, but it's so BROWN!


911 - Devil Fish - almost 6 years ago
2 laughs

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A lot of gags about the skinny lady in this one


305 - Stranded in Space - almost 3 years ago
4 laughs

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What made this episode worth watching was the riffs on the grandpa shooting up constantly. "Grandpa with the golden arm" and "He's a good friend, a little messed up, but he's good".


820 - Space Mutiny - almost 8 years ago
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Say what you like about Space Mutiny... And really, by all means say what you like... But it at least has something resembling a plot. Compare this to say... Starfighters. It gives Mike and the Bots an extra layer of something to chew on. And this is flat out a far better episode than Starfighters. It even has discernible characters too, rather than cardboard cut-outs. The characters in Starfighters aren't even cyphers. They're just two-ply. Less fuel to the fire.


But nothing lasts for ever. Only loveeeee pads the film.
202 - The Sidehackers - about 5 years ago
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R.I.P Rommel's gf. She was just another victim of mass media's tired but true ways of stirring up drama and man pain by humiliating/tormenting/killing a women in the "hero's" life.


911 - Devil Fish - almost 7 years ago
9 laughs

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The cringe factor of the sex scenes in this is off the charts. Especially with the Darryl Hannah Stick.


501 - Warrior of the Lost World - over 6 years ago
9 laughs

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Baggy, unshaven face antihero needs his anxiety meds adjusted. Even his puffiness looks like over prescribed anti psychotics.


619 - Red Zone Cuba - about 6 years ago
5 laughs

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Is there any semi-logical reason why Curly shot Justine's wife when she suggested they go back? Every time I watch this episode, I try to understand it, but I don't. They had said they were going straight. The car broke down. She suggested they go back. It makes sense. There's not much sense in trying to go on with a faulty car. So...let's shoot her? What? WHY?


401 - Space Travelers - over 3 years ago
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The riffs during the wives saying goodbye to their astronauts...are perfection. This episode is a total sleeper


204 - Catalina Caper - over 3 years ago
1 laugh

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Two or three more rehearsals, and Joel's rant about the 60s would be an all-time classic.


1012 - Squirm - over 3 years ago
5 laughs

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Squirm. Or:All the worst white people in the entire world with the possible exception of Dick Cheney.


1001 - Soultaker - over 3 years ago
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