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Colter Matthews

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Jungle Goddess
    198
  2. Lost Continent
    258
  3. King Dinosaur
    208
  4. The Leech Woman
    249
  5. Pod People
    585
  6. Radar Secret Service
    235
  7. Laserblast
    412
  8. Space Mutiny
    931
  9. Teenage Strangler
    326
  10. Squirm
    247
  11. Horrors of Spider Island
    240
  12. Devil Fish
    271
  13. Puma Man
    542
  14. The Space Children
    189

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904 - Werewolf - over 7 years ago
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"Hmm..." I would have put that in the best riffs section but I was afraid no one would remember the scene. A werewolf jumps out of the second-floor window of a house and lands on a car and the guy with 100 hair styles stands calmly by looking on as if nothing has just happened. "Hmm..." just "Hmm..." It gets a snicker out of Servo and I almost die laughing every time.


904 - Werewolf - over 7 years ago
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It may not matter much, but does anyone else think it was weird that the survivalist housekeeper was praying for the police near the end, yet when the female lead enters the house he suggests she CALL the police? Very strange. Why didn't he just call the police? Oh well, not much sense in trying to make sense in this movie.


706 - Laserblast - about 7 years ago
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So why do the aliens take the long journey to earth to stop humans from using the laserblaster and repeatedly forget to pick the laserblaster up and take it with them? The movie's plot revolves around this unanswered question. Anyone care to speculate?


514 - Teenage Strangler - over 7 years ago
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Scaring a lot of people is a felony, son.


906 - The Space Children - about 8 years ago
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Then you can go off with your DRINKING & PILL POPPING !! Yup, ....IT GET'S WORSE, (or better depending on your disposition) Crow is BRUTAL.


1008 - Final Justice - about 7 years ago
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The chase scene in this movie (the one with the boat chase) is comparable to the pod-racing scene in Star Wars: Episode I. It's long, repetitive and adds nothing to the plot, even in terms of pointless action movies. Incidentally, Mike and Kevin have to suffer through the pod-racing scene on Rifftrax. Ugh!


809 - I Was a Teenage Werewolf - over 7 years ago
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♫When the spike goes in my vein, things aren't quite the same, bonanza♫


802 - The Leech Woman - over 7 years ago
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I'm just throwing this question out there: Was there ever a movie featured on MST3K so full of unredeeming characters as this one? I'm not against movies that don't have redeeming characters in general, Ive just never really seen an MST3K movie where I didn't identify with at least one of the characters. This movie's view of humanity is almost as bleak as... well, mine.


821 - Time Chasers - over 7 years ago
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"But Lisa, I only own--" One jar of mustard!


706 - Laserblast - over 8 years ago
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This part's so good... I gotta pull over.


913 - Quest of the Delta Knights - about 7 years ago
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Why did the Mike years seem to think sketches based on boredom would read as "funny" and not "boring"?


Recent Riffs

603 - The Dead Talk Back - over 7 years ago
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"If there was any indication of impending death, Rene Caldwell apparently was not aware of it." How could she be so stupid?


801 - Revenge of the Creature - over 7 years ago
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"What are you doing for dinner?" Eating not with you.


903 - Puma Man - over 7 years ago
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(crying)... and then they snagged on me, and called me Prince Valiant, and said I had a stupid fakey religion


813 - Jack Frost - about 7 years ago
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Scott Hamilton's interpretation of "The Three Bears"


813 - Jack Frost - about 7 years ago
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I am pretty hot, aren't I?


813 - Jack Frost - about 7 years ago
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The private pain of Alfred E. Neuman


813 - Jack Frost - about 7 years ago
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And the freelance shame squad is there!


813 - Jack Frost - about 7 years ago
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I'm a domestic goddess!


813 - Jack Frost - about 7 years ago
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Penny Marshall was an adorable child.


813 - Jack Frost - about 7 years ago
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Oh no, no leg kicks please!


813 - Jack Frost - about 7 years ago
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I can't look at them honey. They're horrible.


813 - Jack Frost - about 7 years ago
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And I even made him Lunchables.