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The Giant Gila Monster
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Prince of Space
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The Mole People
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The Deadly Mantis
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The Killer Shrews
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The Crawling Hand
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Beginning of the End
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Moon Zero Two
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Stranded in Space
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The Atomic Brain
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Rocket Attack USA
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Gamera vs. Guiron
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The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
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The Phantom Planet
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The Thing That Couldn't Die
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The Deadly Bees
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Teenagers from Outer Space
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The Crawling Eye
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The Black Scorpion
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Secret Agent Super Dragon
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Outlaw of Gor
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Lost Continent
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Operation Double 007
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Recent Riffs
317 - The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
- 11 months ago
Five pound potty?! She had a big breakfast, didn't she??
509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane
- 4 months ago
Big, should I have not put my head in the driver's lap? Was that wrong??
517 - Beginning of the End
- about 1 year ago
"What do you need?" A tennis ball, an accordion & a picture of Don Ameche.
319 - War of the Colossal Beast
- 6 months ago
Ladies & gentlemen, please accept our sincere apologies for all of this.
305 - Stranded in Space
- about 1 year ago
"Been out there long?" A few auditions, a Fruit of the Loom ad, you know...





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59:52-- Vajayjay?!?
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MCCLOUD!
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Dang, Mike knows a *lot* about supermodels of the 80s & early 90s.
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During the jazz interlude (which will never leave my head again, thanks), does Joel actually say, "I killed him, that fat f**k"?? I know it can't be, but...
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I'm gonna kill that milk to impress Jodie Foster!
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There are not enough likes in the world for this episode.
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Hello, Gang of Four! (Gang of Four reference! Holy shit! Greatest. Show. Ever.)
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Every cough syrup (cough syrup), mouthwash (mouthwash), and decongestant (decongestant) that you drink (drink) is red (red) or green (green, yeah). Remember my breath (mm-hmm)? Remember how it used to be (ooh it stunk)? I mean phew (pee-eew). And the dry (dry) hacking (hacking) cough (cough). Little globules (they were green)- green & brown (they stuck to ya)... Well, no more (unh-unh). Not with my (mmm) Scope (Scope) and my (yes?) Robitussin (oh yes...)...
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Huh, I only just now realised that the Mads' invention became reality in the most ridiculous product launch of 2007: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=XUuwEq98ByM . Ahead of their time!
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Radar Secret Service, when Ambien just isn’t strong enough.
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"What have you done to the prisoner?" We canceled it, it was too obscure.
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Love the Charlie McCarthy hearings.