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Dirty Sasquatch
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Favorite Episodes

  1. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    337
  2. Space Mutiny
    887
  3. The Final Sacrifice
    744
  4. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    415
  5. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    275
  6. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    323
  7. Time Chasers
    429
  8. The Touch of Satan
    337
  9. The Giant Spider Invasion
    339
  10. The Undead
    239
  11. Squirm
    235
  12. Revenge of the Creature
    223
  13. Prince of Space
    453
  14. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    676
  15. Horrors of Spider Island
    222
  16. Puma Man
    509
  17. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    257
  18. Hobgoblins
    387
  19. Soultaker
    369
  20. The Leech Woman
    235
  21. Horror of Party Beach
    308
  22. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    240
  23. The Creeping Terror
    246
  24. The Brute Man
    214
  25. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    195
  26. The She-Creature
    172
  27. The Mole People
    199
  28. Racket Girls
    170
  29. The Deadly Mantis
    212
  30. The Sinister Urge
    215
  31. Track of the Moon Beast
    278
  32. Kitten with a Whip
    151
  33. Teenage Crime Wave
    180
  34. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    195
  35. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    279
  36. Santa Claus
    288
  37. The Deadly Bees
    214
  38. Future War
    261
  39. Jack Frost
    329
  40. The Space Children
    176
  41. Devil Doll
    243
  42. Laserblast
    390
  43. Devil Fish
    253
  44. Danger! Death Ray
    466
  45. The Phantom Planet
    217
  46. The Screaming Skull
    269
  47. Terror from the Year 5000
    242
  48. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    279
  49. Riding with Death
    386
  50. The Projected Man
    203
  51. Werewolf
    525
  52. Gorgo
    171
  53. Quest of the Delta Knights
    254
  54. Girl in Gold Boots
    274
  55. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    206
  56. Final Justice
    260
  57. It Lives by Night
    171
  58. Diabolik
    208
  59. Pilot - The Green Slime
    65
  60. Rocketship X-M
    280
  61. The Sidehackers
    206
  62. Jungle Goddess
    186
  63. Catalina Caper
    266
  64. Rocket Attack USA
    152
  65. Ring of Terror
    190
  66. Lost Continent
    244
  67. King Dinosaur
    202
  68. First Spaceship on Venus
    154
  69. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    308
  70. Cave Dwellers
    429
  71. Gamera
    242
  72. Pod People
    560
  73. Gamera vs. Barugon
    174
  74. Stranded in Space
    129
  75. Time of the Apes
    276
  76. Daddy-O
    248
  77. Gamera vs. Gaos
    149
  78. The Amazing Colossal Man
    211
  79. Fugitive Alien
    327
  80. Hamlet
    175
  81. It Conquered the World
    286
  82. Gamera vs. Guiron
    247
  83. Earth vs. the Spider
    199
  84. Mighty Jack
    172
  85. Teenage Caveman
    155
  86. Gamera vs. Zigra
    171
  87. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    223
  88. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    251
  89. War of the Colossal Beast
    224
  90. The Unearthly
    200
  91. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    295
  92. Master Ninja I
    252
  93. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    150
  94. Master Ninja II
    156
  95. Space Travelers
    151
  96. The Giant Gila Monster
    254
  97. City Limits
    169
  98. Teenagers from Outer Space
    279
  99. Being from Another Planet
    195
  100. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    215
  101. The Killer Shrews
    252
  102. Hercules Unchained
    181
  103. The Indestructible Man
    157
  104. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    215
  105. The Magic Sword
    205
  106. Hercules and the Captive Women
    157
  107. Manhunt in Space
    168
  108. Tormented
    220
  109. The Beatniks
    184
  110. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    223
  111. Crash of the Moons
    171
  112. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    227
  113. The Rebel Set
    160
  114. The Human Duplicators
    206
  115. Monster A-Go Go
    338
  116. The Day the Earth Froze
    276
  117. Bride of the Monster
    233
  118. Warrior of the Lost World
    327
  119. Hercules
    152
  120. Swamp Diamonds
    152
  121. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    214
  122. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    218
  123. Eegah
    386
  124. I Accuse My Parents
    403
  125. Operation Double 007
    233
  126. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    222
  127. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    152
  128. Gunslinger
    161
  129. Mitchell
    574
  130. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    336
  131. Teenage Strangler
    309
  132. The Wild World of Batwoman
    230
  133. Alien from L.A.
    274
  134. Beginning of the End
    261
  135. The Atomic Brain
    168
  136. Outlaw of Gor
    312
  137. Radar Secret Service
    220
  138. Village of the Giants
    191
  139. 12 to the Moon
    201
  140. Girls Town
    284
  141. Invasion USA
    174
  142. The Dead Talk Back
    278
  143. Zombie Nightmare
    300
  144. Colossus and the Headhunters
    178
  145. Bloodlust
    185
  146. Code Name Diamond Head
    183
  147. The Skydivers
    270
  148. The Violent Years
    168
  149. Last of the Wild Horses
    160
  150. The Starfighters
    234
  151. San Francisco International
    262
  152. The Sword and the Dragon
    219
  153. High School Big Shot
    186
  154. Red Zone Cuba
    225
  155. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    252
  156. Angels' Revenge
    206
  157. The Amazing Transparent Man
    141
  158. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    331
  159. Night of the Blood Beast
    310
  160. The Incredible Melting Man
    272
  161. Escape 2000
    252
  162. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    170

Recent Comments with recent replies

818 - Devil Doll - almost 6 years ago
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Why is it that whenever the doll starts walking, he swells up and greatly increases in volume?


706 - Laserblast - about 5 years ago
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How could Mike and the 'bots fail to mention the extremely visible boom mike looming overhead during Billy's crowning chest-vagina operation scene?


"That's not a woman, that's David Lee Roth"
907 - Hobgoblins - about 5 years ago
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This movie reminds me of watching my brother brush out his ridiculous mullet back in'86. It's almost equally as horrifying.


619 - Red Zone Cuba - over 5 years ago
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Seems those bandages are a bit tight... anyone else concerned about the rather largeness of Clay's package? :o


Recent Riffs

907 - Hobgoblins - about 5 years ago
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"Fresh fish"


806 - The Undead - over 6 years ago
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"Hey, he has a Ben Franklin ice auger".


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You need to work on your camel-toe, son.


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...Consult my sacred roll of Brawny.


820 - Space Mutiny - over 6 years ago
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"I am a right jolly old elf."


820 - Space Mutiny - over 6 years ago
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"I'm gonna go let the Bellarians play under my robe."


820 - Space Mutiny - over 6 years ago
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"Me...take me away."