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Dirty Sasquatch
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Favorite Episodes

  1. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    341
  2. Space Mutiny
    902
  3. The Final Sacrifice
    754
  4. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    425
  5. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    279
  6. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    326
  7. Time Chasers
    435
  8. The Touch of Satan
    345
  9. The Giant Spider Invasion
    351
  10. The Undead
    245
  11. Squirm
    236
  12. Revenge of the Creature
    231
  13. Prince of Space
    463
  14. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    687
  15. Horrors of Spider Island
    226
  16. Puma Man
    518
  17. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    264
  18. Hobgoblins
    393
  19. Soultaker
    376
  20. The Leech Woman
    241
  21. Horror of Party Beach
    316
  22. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    244
  23. The Creeping Terror
    248
  24. The Brute Man
    219
  25. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    203
  26. The She-Creature
    172
  27. The Mole People
    203
  28. Racket Girls
    175
  29. The Deadly Mantis
    218
  30. The Sinister Urge
    219
  31. Track of the Moon Beast
    282
  32. Kitten with a Whip
    152
  33. Teenage Crime Wave
    187
  34. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    203
  35. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    284
  36. Santa Claus
    297
  37. The Deadly Bees
    222
  38. Future War
    264
  39. Jack Frost
    336
  40. The Space Children
    182
  41. Devil Doll
    245
  42. Laserblast
    400
  43. Devil Fish
    259
  44. Danger! Death Ray
    475
  45. The Phantom Planet
    222
  46. The Screaming Skull
    277
  47. Terror from the Year 5000
    247
  48. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    287
  49. Riding with Death
    394
  50. The Projected Man
    205
  51. Werewolf
    537
  52. Gorgo
    177
  53. Quest of the Delta Knights
    260
  54. Girl in Gold Boots
    280
  55. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    208
  56. Final Justice
    268
  57. It Lives by Night
    171
  58. Diabolik
    211
  59. Pilot - The Green Slime
    66
  60. Rocketship X-M
    284
  61. The Sidehackers
    208
  62. Jungle Goddess
    192
  63. Catalina Caper
    270
  64. Rocket Attack USA
    154
  65. Ring of Terror
    193
  66. Lost Continent
    248
  67. King Dinosaur
    203
  68. First Spaceship on Venus
    157
  69. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    316
  70. Cave Dwellers
    438
  71. Gamera
    248
  72. Pod People
    568
  73. Gamera vs. Barugon
    175
  74. Stranded in Space
    130
  75. Time of the Apes
    280
  76. Daddy-O
    252
  77. Gamera vs. Gaos
    151
  78. The Amazing Colossal Man
    214
  79. Fugitive Alien
    330
  80. Hamlet
    177
  81. It Conquered the World
    294
  82. Gamera vs. Guiron
    254
  83. Earth vs. the Spider
    203
  84. Mighty Jack
    173
  85. Teenage Caveman
    156
  86. Gamera vs. Zigra
    175
  87. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    226
  88. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    255
  89. War of the Colossal Beast
    231
  90. The Unearthly
    204
  91. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    299
  92. Master Ninja I
    256
  93. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    152
  94. Master Ninja II
    161
  95. Space Travelers
    154
  96. The Giant Gila Monster
    260
  97. City Limits
    172
  98. Teenagers from Outer Space
    287
  99. Being from Another Planet
    196
  100. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    221
  101. The Killer Shrews
    257
  102. Hercules Unchained
    187
  103. The Indestructible Man
    160
  104. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    222
  105. The Magic Sword
    208
  106. Hercules and the Captive Women
    160
  107. Manhunt in Space
    168
  108. Tormented
    224
  109. The Beatniks
    188
  110. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    225
  111. Crash of the Moons
    172
  112. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    228
  113. The Rebel Set
    161
  114. The Human Duplicators
    209
  115. Monster A-Go Go
    345
  116. The Day the Earth Froze
    279
  117. Bride of the Monster
    239
  118. Warrior of the Lost World
    333
  119. Hercules
    154
  120. Swamp Diamonds
    155
  121. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    219
  122. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    221
  123. Eegah
    390
  124. I Accuse My Parents
    407
  125. Operation Double 007
    237
  126. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    223
  127. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    158
  128. Gunslinger
    165
  129. Mitchell
    578
  130. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    342
  131. Teenage Strangler
    318
  132. The Wild World of Batwoman
    232
  133. Alien from L.A.
    276
  134. Beginning of the End
    270
  135. The Atomic Brain
    171
  136. Outlaw of Gor
    319
  137. Radar Secret Service
    226
  138. Village of the Giants
    198
  139. 12 to the Moon
    206
  140. Girls Town
    290
  141. Invasion USA
    178
  142. The Dead Talk Back
    280
  143. Zombie Nightmare
    306
  144. Colossus and the Headhunters
    181
  145. Bloodlust
    188
  146. Code Name Diamond Head
    186
  147. The Skydivers
    273
  148. The Violent Years
    170
  149. Last of the Wild Horses
    163
  150. The Starfighters
    238
  151. San Francisco International
    266
  152. The Sword and the Dragon
    223
  153. High School Big Shot
    189
  154. Red Zone Cuba
    228
  155. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    256
  156. Angels' Revenge
    209
  157. The Amazing Transparent Man
    145
  158. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    336
  159. Night of the Blood Beast
    321
  160. The Incredible Melting Man
    278
  161. Escape 2000
    257
  162. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    172

Recent Comments with recent replies

818 - Devil Doll - over 6 years ago
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Why is it that whenever the doll starts walking, he swells up and greatly increases in volume?


706 - Laserblast - over 5 years ago
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How could Mike and the 'bots fail to mention the extremely visible boom mike looming overhead during Billy's crowning chest-vagina operation scene?


"That's not a woman, that's David Lee Roth"
907 - Hobgoblins - over 5 years ago
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This movie reminds me of watching my brother brush out his ridiculous mullet back in'86. It's almost equally as horrifying.


619 - Red Zone Cuba - almost 6 years ago
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Seems those bandages are a bit tight... anyone else concerned about the rather largeness of Clay's package? :o


Recent Riffs

907 - Hobgoblins - over 5 years ago
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"Fresh fish"


806 - The Undead - almost 7 years ago
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"Hey, he has a Ben Franklin ice auger".


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You need to work on your camel-toe, son.


624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women - almost 7 years ago
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...Consult my sacred roll of Brawny.


820 - Space Mutiny - almost 7 years ago
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"I am a right jolly old elf."


820 - Space Mutiny - almost 7 years ago
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"I'm gonna go let the Bellarians play under my robe."


820 - Space Mutiny - almost 7 years ago
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"Me...take me away."