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Heh Heh, I often think of Crow's email address ;OD


Favorite Episodes

  1. The Day the Earth Froze
    236
  2. Zombie Nightmare
    272
  3. Teenagers from Outer Space
    246
  4. Invasion USA
    146
  5. Fugitive Alien
    294
  6. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    186
  7. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    617
  8. The Brute Man
    187
  9. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    302
  10. The Amazing Colossal Man
    181
  11. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    230
  12. Time of the Apes
    245
  13. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    190
  14. Outlaw of Gor
    280
  15. Santa Claus
    261
  16. Terror from the Year 5000
    215
  17. Prince of Space
    401
  18. The Dead Talk Back
    251
  19. Rocketship X-M
    257
  20. Lost Continent
    221
  21. First Spaceship on Venus
    134
  22. Girls Town
    259
  23. Cave Dwellers
    385
  24. Pod People
    505
  25. Gamera vs. Barugon
    148
  26. Devil Doll
    218
  27. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    203
  28. The Amazing Transparent Man
    127
  29. Stranded in Space
    116
  30. Monster A-Go Go
    312
  31. Catalina Caper
    246
  32. The Undead
    211
  33. The Indestructible Man
    139
  34. Beginning of the End
    237
  35. The Giant Gila Monster
    216
  36. Operation Double 007
    206
  37. Daddy-O
    222
  38. Warrior of the Lost World
    287
  39. The Sidehackers
    185
  40. King Dinosaur
    179
  41. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    137
  42. Alien from L.A.
    248
  43. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    227
  44. The Mole People
    170
  45. Space Travelers
    133
  46. City Limits
    152
  47. The Killer Shrews
    219
  48. Tormented
    196
  49. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    204
  50. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    189
  51. Mitchell
    522
  52. Village of the Giants
    174
  53. 12 to the Moon
    178
  54. The Creeping Terror
    223
  55. The Skydivers
    236
  56. The Sinister Urge
    194
  57. San Francisco International
    233
  58. Kitten with a Whip
    138
  59. Danger! Death Ray
    417
  60. The Sword and the Dragon
    196
  61. Night of the Blood Beast
    274
  62. Laserblast
    347
  63. The Leech Woman
    204
  64. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    164
  65. Girl in Gold Boots
    248
  66. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    265

Recent Comments with recent replies

Your favorite short?
Forum - over 1 year ago
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Okay, let's keep this theme of "favorites" going. What are your favorite shorts from MST3K episodes? Just the shorts themselves-not influenced by the feature movie they're paired with. Meaning you can like the short from an episode even if you didn't like the main movie.

My two favorites have to be Young Man's Fancy and Once Upon a Honeymoon. I love all of the naughty riffs against the "wholesomeness" of the 1950s lifestyles being featured.


fu manchu link
Forum - over 1 year ago
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MST3K movie that holds up best under feminist criticism
Forum - over 1 year ago
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Cave Dwellers. That's all I got. Any independent female character in a riffed movie ends up dead, taken by a man, or made chaste. I know these movies are products of their time and all, but wow. Pretty much wow.


Forum - almost 2 years ago
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Good Series dearth
Forum - over 2 years ago
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I'm a lonely and unsociable cuss. I need my stories (as Grandma Dottie called serials). Silicon Valley is so funny but dont come fast enough. Veep is good. And of course Throne Game, but I'm hungry for more. True Detectives and Breaking Bad were delicious but totally digested. Time to watch the Sopranos. Sorry, no MST3K reference here but I trust our collective judgement.


Mystery Science Quiz Time Theater 2999
Forum - over 2 years ago
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This Troma Film production was directed by Jim Mallon and scored by Kevin Murphy...


Missing S1&2 episodes
Forum - over 2 years ago
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Hey folks, between a deleted account and a few copyright claims, the YouTube offerings for seasons 1 and 2 are decimated! If anyone can manage it, please reupload any missing episodes you might have. I'd recommend setting the video to be unsearchable/private and just share the link here. Keep streaming the tapes!


212 - Godzilla vs. Megalon - over 3 years ago
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Anyone know why the Godzilla episodes are always taken down? Is it a copyright issue? If so, how was MST3K able to riff them to begin with? (The same should go for Gamera too, right?)


MEGAWEAPON, NOOOO!!!
Forum - almost 3 years ago
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Grade A Netflix cheese
Forum - almost 3 years ago
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I've been half-watching this late 70's loopy Japanese Star Wars knockoff, Message from Space, and it is sublimely cheesy. It's like a wackier Fugitive Alien with a bit more budget. If you're looking for some home box office riff fodder, I highly recommend it! Anyone else have silly Netflix recommendations?


foreshadowed experiments
Forum - about 3 years ago
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Has anyone noticed the guys making references to movies they haven't seen yet? A few examples I've noticed so far: Crow freaking out at the King Dinosaur footage recycled in Lost Continent even though they hadn't done King Dinosaur yet, the guys recognizing the spliced-in footage from Mole People in Wild World of Batwoman, and one of the bots making reference to The Beast of Yucca Flats in Mike's first episode, The Brain That Wouldn't Die. I get the feeling the BB crew had had a lot of these movies kicking around for a long time on the back burner, maybe waiting to get licensing rights before they worked on the riffs? Any thoughts or insights from the peanut gallery?


Recent Riffs

505 - The Magic Voyage of Sinbad - almost 3 years ago
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