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Heh Heh, I often think of Crow's email address ;OD


Favorite Episodes

  1. The Day the Earth Froze
    278
  2. Zombie Nightmare
    305
  3. Teenagers from Outer Space
    284
  4. Invasion USA
    177
  5. Fugitive Alien
    328
  6. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    217
  7. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    679
  8. The Brute Man
    216
  9. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    339
  10. The Amazing Colossal Man
    213
  11. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    256
  12. Time of the Apes
    278
  13. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    219
  14. Outlaw of Gor
    317
  15. Santa Claus
    291
  16. Terror from the Year 5000
    245
  17. Prince of Space
    457
  18. The Dead Talk Back
    279
  19. Rocketship X-M
    282
  20. Lost Continent
    245
  21. First Spaceship on Venus
    155
  22. Girls Town
    286
  23. Cave Dwellers
    433
  24. Pod People
    565
  25. Gamera vs. Barugon
    176
  26. Devil Doll
    245
  27. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    225
  28. The Amazing Transparent Man
    143
  29. Stranded in Space
    130
  30. Monster A-Go Go
    339
  31. Catalina Caper
    267
  32. The Undead
    243
  33. The Indestructible Man
    159
  34. Beginning of the End
    267
  35. The Giant Gila Monster
    256
  36. Operation Double 007
    235
  37. Daddy-O
    251
  38. Warrior of the Lost World
    331
  39. The Sidehackers
    206
  40. King Dinosaur
    202
  41. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    152
  42. Alien from L.A.
    277
  43. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    253
  44. The Mole People
    202
  45. Space Travelers
    153
  46. City Limits
    172
  47. The Killer Shrews
    254
  48. Tormented
    221
  49. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    228
  50. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    216
  51. Mitchell
    578
  52. Village of the Giants
    193
  53. 12 to the Moon
    203
  54. The Creeping Terror
    249
  55. The Skydivers
    273
  56. The Sinister Urge
    218
  57. San Francisco International
    266
  58. Kitten with a Whip
    151
  59. Danger! Death Ray
    472
  60. The Sword and the Dragon
    223
  61. Night of the Blood Beast
    315
  62. Laserblast
    395
  63. The Leech Woman
    238
  64. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    199
  65. Girl in Gold Boots
    279
  66. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    309

Recent Comments with recent replies

Terpsichore!
420 - The Human Duplicators - over 5 years ago
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I think the main character is calling the blind girl Terpsichore, the Greek muse of dance. Thanks, Google!


Your favorite short?
Forum - over 3 years ago
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Okay, let's keep this theme of "favorites" going. What are your favorite shorts from MST3K episodes? Just the shorts themselves-not influenced by the feature movie they're paired with. Meaning you can like the short from an episode even if you didn't like the main movie.

My two favorites have to be Young Man's Fancy and Once Upon a Honeymoon. I love all of the naughty riffs against the "wholesomeness" of the 1950s lifestyles being featured.


fu manchu link
Forum - over 3 years ago
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MST3K movie that holds up best under feminist criticism
Forum - over 3 years ago
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Cave Dwellers. That's all I got. Any independent female character in a riffed movie ends up dead, taken by a man, or made chaste. I know these movies are products of their time and all, but wow. Pretty much wow.


Forum - about 4 years ago
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Good Series dearth
Forum - over 4 years ago
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I'm a lonely and unsociable cuss. I need my stories (as Grandma Dottie called serials). Silicon Valley is so funny but dont come fast enough. Veep is good. And of course Throne Game, but I'm hungry for more. True Detectives and Breaking Bad were delicious but totally digested. Time to watch the Sopranos. Sorry, no MST3K reference here but I trust our collective judgement.


Mystery Science Quiz Time Theater 2999
Forum - over 4 years ago
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This Troma Film production was directed by Jim Mallon and scored by Kevin Murphy...


Missing S1&2 episodes
Forum - over 4 years ago
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Hey folks, between a deleted account and a few copyright claims, the YouTube offerings for seasons 1 and 2 are decimated! If anyone can manage it, please reupload any missing episodes you might have. I'd recommend setting the video to be unsearchable/private and just share the link here. Keep streaming the tapes!


212 - Godzilla vs. Megalon - over 5 years ago
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Anyone know why the Godzilla episodes are always taken down? Is it a copyright issue? If so, how was MST3K able to riff them to begin with? (The same should go for Gamera too, right?)


MEGAWEAPON, NOOOO!!!
Forum - almost 5 years ago
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Grade A Netflix cheese
Forum - about 5 years ago
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I've been half-watching this late 70's loopy Japanese Star Wars knockoff, Message from Space, and it is sublimely cheesy. It's like a wackier Fugitive Alien with a bit more budget. If you're looking for some home box office riff fodder, I highly recommend it! Anyone else have silly Netflix recommendations?


Recent Riffs

505 - The Magic Voyage of Sinbad - almost 5 years ago
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[Ed Sullivan voice] "Next up on Slave Search: funny-slave Carrot Top!"