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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Day the Earth Froze
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  2. Laserblast
    383
  3. Jack Frost
    324
  4. Hamlet
    176
  5. Squirm
    232
  6. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    193
  7. Lost Continent
    238
  8. Werewolf
    518
  9. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    317
  10. Horrors of Spider Island
    218
  11. Cave Dwellers
    419
  12. The Screaming Skull
    264
  13. Teenage Strangler
    306
  14. The Leech Woman
    229
  15. Alien from L.A.
    268
  16. Hobgoblins
    379
  17. The Undead
    236
  18. Time of the Apes
    265
  19. Zombie Nightmare
    295
  20. Fugitive Alien
    320
  21. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    411
  22. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    209
  23. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    249
  24. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    270
  25. Warrior of the Lost World
    319
  26. Crash of the Moons
    166
  27. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    272
  28. Future War
    253
  29. Teenage Caveman
    149
  30. Hercules and the Captive Women
    152
  31. Jungle Goddess
    181
  32. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    328
  33. Terror from the Year 5000
    235
  34. Quest of the Delta Knights
    253

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911 - Devil Fish - almost 6 years ago
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it is not "cetatous." CRETACEOUS. CRETACEOUS. THERE IS AN "R" IN THERE. ALSO IT IS A PERIOD. NOT AN ERA. THOSE TERMS ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE. That whole section drives me crazy. Also, what the hell is up with these scientists?? "We have a recording of the creature and no visual data or any other data to describe this creature." "IT'S A PROTOSHARK/UNDISCOVERED SPECIES." That's a huge leap of faith.


516 - Alien from L.A. - almost 6 years ago
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I still can't believe they actually decided to call her "Big-boned." The woman is/was a frickin' supermodel! And people wonder why our youth are at risk for eating disorders.


802 - The Leech Woman - almost 6 years ago
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I'm just throwing this question out there: Was there ever a movie featured on MST3K so full of unredeeming characters as this one? I'm not against movies that don't have redeeming characters in general, Ive just never really seen an MST3K movie where I didn't identify with at least one of the characters. This movie's view of humanity is almost as bleak as... well, mine.


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So according to wikipedia, the movie billed itself as a "monster musical." Call me picky, but generally in a musical the songs should have something to do with the story and advance the plot.


807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - over 5 years ago
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I wonder if the Observers actually sung that song or was it snyc'd?


Forum - over 5 years ago
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Guys.. I can't remember which episode has the squiggly parking lines that the gang riffs on..Does anyone know what I'm talking about?


519 - Outlaw of Gor - almost 6 years ago
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Cabot's "Mini-Me" sounded like, and was the height of Kermit The Frog.


Forum - almost 6 years ago
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Two part question. Which episode did Servo become a tyrannical dictator over the SOL only to be immediately deposed by threats ants in the shorts? And Which episode did he do his Mrxl cheer?


813 - Jack Frost - almost 6 years ago
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I personally had this ranked as the goofiest movie I've ever seen, until I watched the Speed Racer movie.


Forum - almost 6 years ago
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So the Brits named the royal baby George Alexander Louis. Didn't they realize that his initials are GAL?

That's gonna make it rough in school. On the upside, he can always have his butler beat up anyone who teases him.


Forum - almost 6 years ago
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OT - OK it's been a long time since I started a thread so here goes. What are your "guilty pleasure movies?" Those mainstream movies largely considered suck, that you like, or own the DVD, but hide it when company comes. And are willing to admit it.

***This thread dedicated the the chickens who lost their lives in the great chicken war.


Recent Riffs

904 - Werewolf - almost 6 years ago
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Wow, the future conditional pluperfect subjunctive.


815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - almost 6 years ago
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These people did not earn triangles, but they can try again next year!


1009 - Hamlet - almost 6 years ago
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Is there a word in the English language he hasn't said?


1009 - Hamlet - almost 6 years ago
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Hamlet faxed me a soliloquy!


1009 - Hamlet - almost 6 years ago
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Hey, come on you wuss. I didn't cry after I killed your dad!


1009 - Hamlet - almost 6 years ago
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The great "What time is it?" argument, from Hamlet!


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - almost 6 years ago
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"Careful girls" --Don't let my raw sexuality overpower you!


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - almost 6 years ago
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"Ow!" My tender man-skin.


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - almost 6 years ago
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"Hundreds of dancers are loaded into a C31 transport and dropped on Singapore!"


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - almost 6 years ago
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Soundtrack by Schroeder.


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - almost 6 years ago
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I'm so lucky that Bobby went through a complete personal transformation in the last 45 seconds.


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - almost 6 years ago
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Boy, defending my misogyny really takes commitment!