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Leslie Doesn't Get You - almost 6 years ago
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Hi Sean.

I can't even download the converter. My phone keeps rejecting the download. I've tried it several times and every time it comes up as "failed."


Favorite Episodes

  1. The Final Sacrifice
    734
  2. The Starfighters
    230
  3. Space Mutiny
    874
  4. Future War
    253
  5. High School Big Shot
    184
  6. Time Chasers
    425
  7. Outlaw of Gor
    307
  8. Riding with Death
    381
  9. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    217
  10. I Accuse My Parents
    398
  11. Danger! Death Ray
    454
  12. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    411
  13. Soultaker
    364
  14. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    664
  15. Horror of Party Beach
    307
  16. Prince of Space
    451
  17. Girl in Gold Boots
    270
  18. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    317
  19. The Screaming Skull
    264
  20. Kitten with a Whip
    149
  21. Werewolf
    518

Recent Comments with recent replies

509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane - over 5 years ago
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How many of you stopped the episode around 26:42 in response to Joel's riff about the man having 6 fingers? I don't think the guy actually has 6 fingers... Is there a joke I'm missing there?


814 - Riding with Death - almost 5 years ago
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I love how Mike answers the WWII field phone.
"Helloo? :D"


Most Psycho Chick In A MSTied Movie?
Forum - almost 5 years ago
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We haven't done that, yet, have we? We've done worst dancing, worst costuming, worst monster design, worst this, that, the other thing, but I don't think we've done The Most Psycho Chick In A MSTied Movie.

So, here's a couple of my picks, right off the top of my head:

That island chick who comes back to Japan with those guys to help destroy Barugon in Gamera Vs Barugon. Jeezus, was she ever spooky. The way she damn' near wet her panties at the discovery of a 5000-karat diamond -- man, is she psycho.

Betty in High School Big Shot. Cripes, why are all the hotties so friggin' psycho, man? Betty reminds me of the art school chicks back in college, turned up to 11. She actually got a guy to hijack a million-dollar heist for her, f'cripesake. Granted, the guy was rock stupid, but, still... That is one spooky-assed chick, man.


612 - The Starfighters - about 5 years ago
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I asked my best friend's dad, a retired Lt. Colonel in the Air Force, about the Starfighters and he said they sucked.

I read up on them as well. One website (not sure which one so I can't give credit) said pilots nicknamed the starfighter planes the 'Widowmakers' because of crashes/deaths/etc.


MISLEADING MOVIE TITLES
Forum - almost 5 years ago
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Many of the experiments' films had misleading titles, including:

"It Conquered The World" - Did not.
"The Indestructible Man" - Wasn't.
"The Dead Talk Back" - Not in this movie.

What have you got?


Forum - almost 5 years ago
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This is a drunk-ass post, but whatevs, I'mma roll with it! However, I beg you please pardon any ridiculous typos. Just wanted to say thank you all for being awesome. I've only been back in the fandom since last November, but this website has made it an absolutely wonderful experience. Thank you d00dz (and d00dettes, of course) for creating an amazing environment for rediscovering my passion from decades past. MST was my first fandom, and as such, will always have a special place in my heart (or the chunk of black, putrid ice masquerading as my heart anyway), but this place made re-entering the fandom just as special. tl;dr - y'all rock. ♥

Just wanted to put that out there. And now, with that being said... TIME FOR GO TO BED.


Profile pics. Upload 'em if you got 'em
Forum - almost 5 years ago
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Paul: "Profile pics. Uploadable profile pics."
Blonde: "Profile pics?"
Mike: "Uploadable profile pics?"


Forum - about 5 years ago
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Does anybody else watch film critics for fun?


Recent Riffs

1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - about 3 years ago
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Oh... I'll have a thousand Hershey bars then, I guess.


612 - The Starfighters - about 6 years ago
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"Did you have fun tonight?" Did you Wang Chung tonight?


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Well, there'll always be Battlestar Galactica. That'll never be cancelled.


702 - The Brute Man - almost 4 years ago
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Eat and grow forever~


817 - Horror of Party Beach - over 5 years ago
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WHOAW! Let's start mopping the ceiling!


904 - Werewolf - about 5 years ago
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Honey, I is being home.


905 - The Deadly Bees - about 5 years ago
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This movie objectifies bras.


808 - The She-Creature - about 5 years ago
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Um, breasts?


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Hurray for socks.


1004 - Future War - about 5 years ago
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"You just did a month in the joint. You were suicidal and addicted..."
And you threw it all away!


1004 - Future War - about 5 years ago
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My bell collection!


1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - over 5 years ago
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Then my miiiind had babies and got stretch marks.