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Favorite Episodes

  1. Gamera vs. Zigra
    130
  2. Teenage Caveman
    123
  3. Invasion USA
    138
  4. Being from Another Planet
    157
  5. The Rebel Set
    136
  6. Gamera
    191
  7. The Deadly Bees
    171
  8. Bride of the Monster
    188
  9. Lost Continent
    206
  10. Master Ninja I
    213
  11. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    187
  12. The Day the Earth Froze
    220
  13. Teenagers from Outer Space
    228
  14. Cave Dwellers
    353
  15. It Conquered the World
    222
  16. The Skydivers
    217
  17. Escape 2000
    207
  18. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    146
  19. Fugitive Alien
    263
  20. Gunslinger
    124
  21. War of the Colossal Beast
    185
  22. I Accuse My Parents
    342
  23. Radar Secret Service
    171
  24. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    217
  25. The Unearthly
    163
  26. The Violent Years
    136
  27. San Francisco International
    212
  28. The Creeping Terror
    212
  29. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    226
  30. The Final Sacrifice
    639
  31. Santa Claus
    245
  32. Tormented
    183
  33. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    169
  34. Jungle Goddess
    144
  35. Pod People
    464
  36. Space Travelers
    125
  37. 12 to the Moon
    168
  38. Daddy-O
    202
  39. Rocketship X-M
    238
  40. High School Big Shot
    153
  41. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    252
  42. Red Zone Cuba
    191
  43. Last of the Wild Horses
    134
  44. Kitten with a Whip
    124
  45. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    177
  46. The Amazing Colossal Man
    171
  47. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    283
  48. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    158
  49. The Undead
    199
  50. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    158
  51. The Leech Woman
    183
  52. The Beatniks
    159

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510 - Lassie: The Painted Hills - about 3 years ago

It drives me crazy that the movie implies that a stranger can break into their house freely but the fact that he brought a bible makes it okay and they start playing that noble music begins. Everything is okay if you're Christian.


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705 - Escape 2000 - over 3 years ago

I didn't catch what was funny about how the reporter said hospital at 57:07. It sounded pretty normal to me.


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803 - The Mole People - almost 4 years ago

o.O!? Why did they kill her off in the end!? What was thew point of that!?


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Even if the Nazi doctor's experiment subjects were forced to wear hoods, how could he not tell when one was his wife? Who can't recognize the body of their spouse?


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513 - The Brain that Wouldn't Die - about 3 years ago

I love the professional photographer wearing sunglasses during a shoot.


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604 - Zombie Nightmare - about 3 years ago

Wait, is the black girl at the movie who was attacked after the baseball game supposed to be the voodoo woman? Is that why the zombie's mom says, "She owes me?" Because the mom's husband died saving the girl?


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I love Trace but he always screwed up half of his lines as Crow.


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I love how Ray Dennis Steckler thinks he's a beat and all hip and rebellious.. Beside the point, he's the most ridiculous looking human I've ever seen.


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I don't get the zombie part of the title. He doesn't turn into a zombie. The movie has nothing to do with zombies. They just hypnotize him to murder people.


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616 - Racket Girls - about 2 years ago

I want to club the boy and girl in the short to death. What selfish, ignorant bastards. Use the money her parents are sacrificing to give her an education on "getting by" and getting a crappy job instead? Do they really think the parents are just going to give her all that money in a lump sum, no questions asked?


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514 - Teenage Strangler - over 3 years ago

I used to find it corny when Mike would look at the bots when he laughed at something Kevin or Trace/Bill would say until I realized they probably spent so much time pretending to interact with the bots like they were real that they eventually forgot they were puppets after awhile.


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101 - The Crawling Eye - over 3 years ago

I've never a few minutes in total of season 0 and 1 put together, and I've seen every episode from season 2 through the last season at least like ten times, others I'm afraid to know how many times I've seen. No Mike and no script, no good. Plus Josh Weinstein's Servo voice is barely audible in the theater. He mumbles everything. I'm sure they wanted someone with a big voice to take over for that reason, and Kevin Murphy definitely has a big voice.


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316 - Gamera vs. Zigra - over 3 years ago

It's...


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213 - Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster - almost 3 years ago

Good lord, Chicken of Crank-Whore. Is there a line in this episode that isn't one of your favorites?


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421 - Monster A-Go Go - almost 3 years ago

Realistic Action Batch.


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I love how all of their fifties movies have cars galore but in this episode they suddenly decided to go with the muffled screams from the trunk gag."


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39:52 "Shaved her legs and then he was a she I say hey..."


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319 - War of the Colossal Beast - over 3 years ago

"Sorry to be so long." Crow: "Bragger."


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705 - Escape 2000 - over 3 years ago

How could this have been the sequel to something, and then have another sequel AFTER this?


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Doo dee doo, come on. It's a nice day for a white wedding. Doo dee doo, nice day to, dee doo, start agaaain.


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