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Favorite Episodes

  1. Gamera vs. Zigra
    171
  2. Teenage Caveman
    155
  3. Invasion USA
    174
  4. Being from Another Planet
    195
  5. The Rebel Set
    160
  6. Gamera
    242
  7. The Deadly Bees
    214
  8. Bride of the Monster
    233
  9. Lost Continent
    244
  10. Master Ninja I
    253
  11. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    227
  12. The Day the Earth Froze
    276
  13. Teenagers from Outer Space
    279
  14. Cave Dwellers
    430
  15. It Conquered the World
    286
  16. The Skydivers
    270
  17. Escape 2000
    252
  18. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    170
  19. Fugitive Alien
    327
  20. Gunslinger
    161
  21. War of the Colossal Beast
    224
  22. I Accuse My Parents
    403
  23. Radar Secret Service
    222
  24. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    253
  25. The Unearthly
    200
  26. The Violent Years
    168
  27. San Francisco International
    262
  28. The Creeping Terror
    246
  29. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    275
  30. The Final Sacrifice
    744
  31. Santa Claus
    289
  32. Tormented
    220
  33. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    215
  34. Jungle Goddess
    186
  35. Pod People
    560
  36. Space Travelers
    152
  37. 12 to the Moon
    201
  38. Daddy-O
    248
  39. Rocketship X-M
    280
  40. High School Big Shot
    186
  41. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    295
  42. Red Zone Cuba
    225
  43. Last of the Wild Horses
    160
  44. Kitten with a Whip
    151
  45. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    223
  46. The Amazing Colossal Man
    211
  47. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    336
  48. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    198
  49. The Undead
    239
  50. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    195
  51. The Leech Woman
    235
  52. The Beatniks
    184

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If this was meant as a bonus for a computer game thing or something where only a small few adults would see it, and they're purposely going out of their way to make it dark, and sexual, that's kind of a huge let down. I was hoping it was coming naturally and that's just the mood they were in.


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The comedy central era is the best in every way, whether hosted by Joel or Mike. Trace Beaulieu was as much of an asset to the show as Kevin Murphy. Bill Corbett always seemed like he tried too hard, like the annoying kid in a group of friends who tries to fit in.


303 - Pod People - almost 6 years ago
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Does anyone know if there is a name for when they use footage from another movie during opening credits like they do in this, Cave Dwellers, et cetera?


601 - Girls Town - about 6 years ago
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Paul Anka is the most irritating character I've ever seen in the history of cinema. Singing awful songs, constantly visiting the girl who is dangerously obsessed with him, speaking in horrible slang, stalking Girls Town, carrying himself like he's a giant star in his FIRST movie, and finally, talking about how he's from the streets and had a horrible childhood that toughened him up. I actually hate Paul Anka now because of this movie.


614 - San Francisco International - almost 6 years ago
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Why did they just let the hippie go? Didn't he still hit the guy?


521 - Santa Claus - almost 6 years ago
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How many children's Christmas movies end with police being called in?


524 - 12 to the Moon - over 4 years ago
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The Jewish guy who won't shut up about the Nazis is one of the most irritating characters in MST history.


615 - Kitten with a Whip - almost 6 years ago
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The pseudo-intellectual, thirty year-old college freshman, and "very holy man" with the Jay Gatsby hat is officially the most annoying character in the entire history of the show.


320 - The Unearthly - almost 6 years ago
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It's funny, considering the opening sketch, that Trace went on to work at America's Funniest Home Videos.


619 - Red Zone Cuba - over 5 years ago
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I know they had to edit movies to fit the time-slot, but it seems like they edited out scenes to purposefully make the movies more confusing. Like from jumping from the cop telling them that Coleman Francis has a 5000 dollar bounty on his head to a scene beginning with them talking about how "they" give you 1000 bucks when you join and 1000 when it's over. No matter how bad of a movie this is, you know there was some lines cut between those two conversations.


1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - about 6 years ago
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What was the point of the whole Critter giving Buz the come here motion at the club twice and nothing coming of it? Did that have some significance I missed?


513 - The Brain that Wouldn't Die - almost 6 years ago
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What's the deal with the guy constantly saying things twice? "There are ways. There are ways." "Around. Just looking around. "When do you go back on? When?"


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316 - Gamera vs. Zigra - almost 6 years ago
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It's...


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Good lord, Chicken of Crank-Whore. Is there a line in this episode that isn't one of your favorites?


421 - Monster A-Go Go - over 5 years ago
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Realistic Action Batch.


404 - Teenagers from Outer Space - almost 6 years ago
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I love how all of their fifties movies have cars galore but in this episode they suddenly decided to go with the muffled screams from the trunk gag."


404 - Teenagers from Outer Space - almost 6 years ago
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39:52 "Shaved her legs and then he was a she I say hey..."


319 - War of the Colossal Beast - almost 6 years ago
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"Sorry to be so long." Crow: "Bragger."


705 - Escape 2000 - almost 6 years ago
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How could this have been the sequel to something, and then have another sequel AFTER this?


404 - Teenagers from Outer Space - about 6 years ago
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Doo dee doo, come on. It's a nice day for a white wedding. Doo dee doo, nice day to, dee doo, start agaaain.


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Tell your friends the vampires are here!