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Joseph Ewing

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Gamera vs. Zigra
    188
  2. Teenage Caveman
    161
  3. Invasion USA
    190
  4. Being from Another Planet
    206
  5. The Rebel Set
    170
  6. Gamera
    269
  7. The Deadly Bees
    238
  8. Bride of the Monster
    254
  9. Lost Continent
    269
  10. Master Ninja I
    275
  11. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    246
  12. The Day the Earth Froze
    305
  13. Teenagers from Outer Space
    307
  14. Cave Dwellers
    467
  15. It Conquered the World
    302
  16. The Skydivers
    285
  17. Escape 2000
    286
  18. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    182
  19. Fugitive Alien
    351
  20. Gunslinger
    173
  21. War of the Colossal Beast
    247
  22. I Accuse My Parents
    439
  23. Radar Secret Service
    236
  24. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    268
  25. The Unearthly
    213
  26. The Violent Years
    181
  27. San Francisco International
    287
  28. The Creeping Terror
    271
  29. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    295
  30. The Final Sacrifice
    792
  31. Santa Claus
    316
  32. Tormented
    235
  33. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    228
  34. Jungle Goddess
    201
  35. Pod People
    596
  36. Space Travelers
    160
  37. 12 to the Moon
    223
  38. Daddy-O
    264
  39. Rocketship X-M
    304
  40. High School Big Shot
    203
  41. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    317
  42. Red Zone Cuba
    248
  43. Last of the Wild Horses
    173
  44. Kitten with a Whip
    159
  45. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    238
  46. The Amazing Colossal Man
    219
  47. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    365
  48. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    217
  49. The Undead
    257
  50. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    234
  51. The Leech Woman
    255
  52. The Beatniks
    200

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303 - Pod People - about 8 years ago
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Does anyone else think that the "Chief?" "McCloud?" joke gets to be like nails on a chalkboard? Especially after seeing this episode countless times?


524 - 12 to the Moon - almost 7 years ago
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The Jewish guy who won't shut up about the Nazis is one of the most irritating characters in MST history.


616 - Racket Girls - almost 7 years ago
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I want to club the boy and girl in the short to death. What selfish, ignorant bastards. Use the money her parents are sacrificing to give her an education on "getting by" and getting a crappy job instead? Do they really think the parents are just going to give her all that money in a lump sum, no questions asked?


422 - The Day the Earth Froze - over 8 years ago
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I don't think Cambot should have been listed in the robot roll call. Joel wouldn't have built Cambot. Think about it. Dr. Forrester wouldn't have sent Joel up without a camera to "monitor his mind". I've repeated to myself it's just a show, but that's one detail they overlooked.


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It sounds like Bill Corbett is playing Krankor in that skit where he visits the SOL. Is it Bill? If it is, how did they do that?


602 - Invasion USA - over 8 years ago
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The ending of this movie is... I'm speechless.


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I love Trace but he always screwed up half of his lines as Crow.


523 - Village of the Giants - over 8 years ago
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It drives me crazy when they mispronounce names. KEENO REEVES?


523 - Village of the Giants - almost 8 years ago
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Just because they're big doesn't mean shooting them won't work. Oh for dumb.


705 - Escape 2000 - over 8 years ago
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How can you destroy an entire borough of New York and cover it up?


314 - Mighty Jack - over 8 years ago
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I wish they hadn't had so many riffs during the opening scene that explains the plot. I at least gathered that Mighty Jack is a team put together to combat an organization called Q, but they spoke over all the other details.


623 - The Amazing Transparent Man - about 8 years ago
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I thought Squanto is one of the biggest opening weekends ever?


Recent Riffs

316 - Gamera vs. Zigra - about 8 years ago
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It's...


213 - Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster - almost 8 years ago
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Good lord, Chicken of Crank-Whore. Is there a line in this episode that isn't one of your favorites?


421 - Monster A-Go Go - almost 8 years ago
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Realistic Action Batch.


404 - Teenagers from Outer Space - about 8 years ago
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I love how all of their fifties movies have cars galore but in this episode they suddenly decided to go with the muffled screams from the trunk gag."


404 - Teenagers from Outer Space - about 8 years ago
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39:52 "Shaved her legs and then he was a she I say hey..."


319 - War of the Colossal Beast - about 8 years ago
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"Sorry to be so long." Crow: "Bragger."


705 - Escape 2000 - about 8 years ago
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How could this have been the sequel to something, and then have another sequel AFTER this?


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Doo dee doo, come on. It's a nice day for a white wedding. Doo dee doo, nice day to, dee doo, start agaaain.


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Tell your friends the vampires are here!