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Favorite Episodes

  1. Gamera vs. Zigra
    180
  2. Teenage Caveman
    156
  3. Invasion USA
    187
  4. Being from Another Planet
    200
  5. The Rebel Set
    166
  6. Gamera
    261
  7. The Deadly Bees
    232
  8. Bride of the Monster
    246
  9. Lost Continent
    261
  10. Master Ninja I
    268
  11. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    242
  12. The Day the Earth Froze
    292
  13. Teenagers from Outer Space
    297
  14. Cave Dwellers
    457
  15. It Conquered the World
    297
  16. The Skydivers
    277
  17. Escape 2000
    276
  18. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    178
  19. Fugitive Alien
    342
  20. Gunslinger
    169
  21. War of the Colossal Beast
    241
  22. I Accuse My Parents
    428
  23. Radar Secret Service
    233
  24. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    266
  25. The Unearthly
    209
  26. The Violent Years
    176
  27. San Francisco International
    278
  28. The Creeping Terror
    266
  29. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    291
  30. The Final Sacrifice
    782
  31. Santa Claus
    309
  32. Tormented
    227
  33. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    224
  34. Jungle Goddess
    197
  35. Pod People
    588
  36. Space Travelers
    158
  37. 12 to the Moon
    214
  38. Daddy-O
    257
  39. Rocketship X-M
    297
  40. High School Big Shot
    198
  41. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    308
  42. Red Zone Cuba
    242
  43. Last of the Wild Horses
    169
  44. Kitten with a Whip
    154
  45. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    235
  46. The Amazing Colossal Man
    216
  47. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    359
  48. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    207
  49. The Undead
    249
  50. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    221
  51. The Leech Woman
    250
  52. The Beatniks
    192

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705 - Escape 2000 - over 7 years ago
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How can you destroy an entire borough of New York and cover it up?


314 - Mighty Jack - over 7 years ago
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I wish they hadn't had so many riffs during the opening scene that explains the plot. I at least gathered that Mighty Jack is a team put together to combat an organization called Q, but they spoke over all the other details.


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I thought Squanto is one of the biggest opening weekends ever?


616 - Racket Girls - about 6 years ago
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I want to club the boy and girl in the short to death. What selfish, ignorant bastards. Use the money her parents are sacrificing to give her an education on "getting by" and getting a crappy job instead? Do they really think the parents are just going to give her all that money in a lump sum, no questions asked?


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I love Trace but he always screwed up half of his lines as Crow.


602 - Invasion USA - over 7 years ago
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Of course every communist is furious, cruel, and borderline psychopathic. There's nothing like cold war movies made during the colf war.


422 - The Day the Earth Froze - over 7 years ago
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I don't think Cambot should have been listed in the robot roll call. Joel wouldn't have built Cambot. Think about it. Dr. Forrester wouldn't have sent Joel up without a camera to "monitor his mind". I've repeated to myself it's just a show, but that's one detail they overlooked.


324 - Master Ninja II - almost 8 years ago
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Hey, the blonde girl in the second episode is the girl in the beginning of Ghostbusters doing the electric-shock test.


601 - Girls Town - over 7 years ago
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"You should see the neighborhood I grew up in." Sure Anka. Canada is tough.


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If this was meant as a bonus for a computer game thing or something where only a small few adults would see it, and they're purposely going out of their way to make it dark, and sexual, that's kind of a huge let down. I was hoping it was coming naturally and that's just the mood they were in.


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The comedy central era is the best in every way, whether hosted by Joel or Mike. Trace Beaulieu was as much of an asset to the show as Kevin Murphy. Bill Corbett always seemed like he tried too hard, like the annoying kid in a group of friends who tries to fit in.


303 - Pod People - about 7 years ago
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Does anyone know if there is a name for when they use footage from another movie during opening credits like they do in this, Cave Dwellers, et cetera?


Recent Riffs

316 - Gamera vs. Zigra - over 7 years ago
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It's...


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Good lord, Chicken of Crank-Whore. Is there a line in this episode that isn't one of your favorites?


421 - Monster A-Go Go - about 7 years ago
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Realistic Action Batch.


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I love how all of their fifties movies have cars galore but in this episode they suddenly decided to go with the muffled screams from the trunk gag."


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39:52 "Shaved her legs and then he was a she I say hey..."


319 - War of the Colossal Beast - over 7 years ago
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"Sorry to be so long." Crow: "Bragger."


705 - Escape 2000 - over 7 years ago
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How could this have been the sequel to something, and then have another sequel AFTER this?


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Doo dee doo, come on. It's a nice day for a white wedding. Doo dee doo, nice day to, dee doo, start agaaain.


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Tell your friends the vampires are here!