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Joseph Ewing

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Gamera vs. Zigra
    164
  2. Teenage Caveman
    147
  3. Invasion USA
    168
  4. Being from Another Planet
    186
  5. The Rebel Set
    154
  6. Gamera
    228
  7. The Deadly Bees
    207
  8. Bride of the Monster
    222
  9. Lost Continent
    233
  10. Master Ninja I
    243
  11. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    218
  12. The Day the Earth Froze
    259
  13. Teenagers from Outer Space
    269
  14. Cave Dwellers
    413
  15. It Conquered the World
    270
  16. The Skydivers
    260
  17. Escape 2000
    243
  18. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    165
  19. Fugitive Alien
    313
  20. Gunslinger
    156
  21. War of the Colossal Beast
    211
  22. I Accuse My Parents
    389
  23. Radar Secret Service
    210
  24. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    245
  25. The Unearthly
    188
  26. The Violent Years
    161
  27. San Francisco International
    249
  28. The Creeping Terror
    238
  29. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    267
  30. The Final Sacrifice
    724
  31. Santa Claus
    276
  32. Tormented
    215
  33. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    204
  34. Jungle Goddess
    178
  35. Pod People
    535
  36. Space Travelers
    144
  37. 12 to the Moon
    193
  38. Daddy-O
    237
  39. Rocketship X-M
    271
  40. High School Big Shot
    178
  41. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    284
  42. Red Zone Cuba
    220
  43. Last of the Wild Horses
    154
  44. Kitten with a Whip
    146
  45. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    212
  46. The Amazing Colossal Man
    199
  47. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    324
  48. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    184
  49. The Undead
    231
  50. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    184
  51. The Leech Woman
    222
  52. The Beatniks
    177

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Why did they just let the hippie go? Didn't he still hit the guy?


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The comedy central era is the best in every way, whether hosted by Joel or Mike. Trace Beaulieu was as much of an asset to the show as Kevin Murphy. Bill Corbett always seemed like he tried too hard, like the annoying kid in a group of friends who tries to fit in.


303 - Pod People - about 5 years ago
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Does anyone know if there is a name for when they use footage from another movie during opening credits like they do in this, Cave Dwellers, et cetera?


521 - Santa Claus - about 5 years ago
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How many children's Christmas movies end with police being called in?


524 - 12 to the Moon - about 4 years ago
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The Jewish guy who won't shut up about the Nazis is one of the most irritating characters in MST history.


615 - Kitten with a Whip - about 5 years ago
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The pseudo-intellectual, thirty year-old college freshman, and "very holy man" with the Jay Gatsby hat is officially the most annoying character in the entire history of the show.


320 - The Unearthly - over 5 years ago
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It's funny, considering the opening sketch, that Trace went on to work at America's Funniest Home Videos.


619 - Red Zone Cuba - about 5 years ago
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I know they had to edit movies to fit the time-slot, but it seems like they edited out scenes to purposefully make the movies more confusing. Like from jumping from the cop telling them that Coleman Francis has a 5000 dollar bounty on his head to a scene beginning with them talking about how "they" give you 1000 bucks when you join and 1000 when it's over. No matter how bad of a movie this is, you know there was some lines cut between those two conversations.


1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - over 5 years ago
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What was the point of the whole Critter giving Buz the come here motion at the club twice and nothing coming of it? Did that have some significance I missed?


513 - The Brain that Wouldn't Die - about 5 years ago
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What's the deal with the guy constantly saying things twice? "There are ways. There are ways." "Around. Just looking around. "When do you go back on? When?"


304 - Gamera vs. Barugon - over 5 years ago
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The people who wrote these movies really must not have cared at all. The solution is luring Barugon into water with a five inch wide diamond hanging from a helicopter because water paralyzes him and he'll drown. Sigh.


301 - Cave Dwellers - over 5 years ago
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What was the point of the character with the beard who was introduced in the village scene and killed off ten minutes later in the snake pit. He didn't further the plot at all.


Recent Riffs

316 - Gamera vs. Zigra - over 5 years ago
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It's...


213 - Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster - almost 5 years ago
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Good lord, Chicken of Crank-Whore. Is there a line in this episode that isn't one of your favorites?


421 - Monster A-Go Go - almost 5 years ago
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Realistic Action Batch.


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I love how all of their fifties movies have cars galore but in this episode they suddenly decided to go with the muffled screams from the trunk gag."


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39:52 "Shaved her legs and then he was a she I say hey..."


319 - War of the Colossal Beast - over 5 years ago
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"Sorry to be so long." Crow: "Bragger."


705 - Escape 2000 - over 5 years ago
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How could this have been the sequel to something, and then have another sequel AFTER this?


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Doo dee doo, come on. It's a nice day for a white wedding. Doo dee doo, nice day to, dee doo, start agaaain.


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Tell your friends the vampires are here!