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Favorite Episodes

  1. Gamera vs. Zigra
    136
  2. Teenage Caveman
    126
  3. Invasion USA
    141
  4. Being from Another Planet
    164
  5. The Rebel Set
    138
  6. Gamera
    196
  7. The Deadly Bees
    177
  8. Bride of the Monster
    196
  9. Lost Continent
    212
  10. Master Ninja I
    221
  11. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    195
  12. The Day the Earth Froze
    230
  13. Teenagers from Outer Space
    232
  14. Cave Dwellers
    367
  15. It Conquered the World
    233
  16. The Skydivers
    228
  17. Escape 2000
    216
  18. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    151
  19. Fugitive Alien
    276
  20. Gunslinger
    134
  21. War of the Colossal Beast
    192
  22. I Accuse My Parents
    353
  23. Radar Secret Service
    180
  24. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    226
  25. The Unearthly
    170
  26. The Violent Years
    140
  27. San Francisco International
    225
  28. The Creeping Terror
    219
  29. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    237
  30. The Final Sacrifice
    657
  31. Santa Claus
    254
  32. Tormented
    188
  33. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    177
  34. Jungle Goddess
    149
  35. Pod People
    485
  36. Space Travelers
    126
  37. 12 to the Moon
    174
  38. Daddy-O
    211
  39. Rocketship X-M
    243
  40. High School Big Shot
    157
  41. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    261
  42. Red Zone Cuba
    196
  43. Last of the Wild Horses
    137
  44. Kitten with a Whip
    131
  45. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    184
  46. The Amazing Colossal Man
    173
  47. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    292
  48. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    161
  49. The Undead
    207
  50. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    166
  51. The Leech Woman
    195
  52. The Beatniks
    161

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303 - Pod People - over 3 years ago

Does anyone else think that the "Chief?" "McCloud?" joke gets to be like nails on a chalkboard? Especially after seeing this episode countless times?


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How did they turn his clothes invisible...?


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615 - Kitten with a Whip - over 3 years ago

The pseudo-intellectual, thirty year-old college freshman, and "very holy man" with the Jay Gatsby hat is officially the most annoying character in the entire history of the show.


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510 - Lassie: The Painted Hills - over 3 years ago

It drives me crazy that the movie implies that a stranger can break into their house freely but the fact that he brought a bible makes it okay and they start playing that noble music begins. Everything is okay if you're Christian.


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705 - Escape 2000 - over 3 years ago

I didn't catch what was funny about how the reporter said hospital at 57:07. It sounded pretty normal to me.


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803 - The Mole People - about 4 years ago

o.O!? Why did they kill her off in the end!? What was thew point of that!?


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Even if the Nazi doctor's experiment subjects were forced to wear hoods, how could he not tell when one was his wife? Who can't recognize the body of their spouse?


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I love the professional photographer wearing sunglasses during a shoot.


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604 - Zombie Nightmare - over 3 years ago

Wait, is the black girl at the movie who was attacked after the baseball game supposed to be the voodoo woman? Is that why the zombie's mom says, "She owes me?" Because the mom's husband died saving the girl?


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416 - Fire Maidens of Outer Space - almost 4 years ago

I love Trace but he always screwed up half of his lines as Crow.


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I love how Ray Dennis Steckler thinks he's a beat and all hip and rebellious.. Beside the point, he's the most ridiculous looking human I've ever seen.


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I don't get the zombie part of the title. He doesn't turn into a zombie. The movie has nothing to do with zombies. They just hypnotize him to murder people.


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316 - Gamera vs. Zigra - over 3 years ago

It's...


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Good lord, Chicken of Crank-Whore. Is there a line in this episode that isn't one of your favorites?


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421 - Monster A-Go Go - about 3 years ago

Realistic Action Batch.


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I love how all of their fifties movies have cars galore but in this episode they suddenly decided to go with the muffled screams from the trunk gag."


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39:52 "Shaved her legs and then he was a she I say hey..."


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319 - War of the Colossal Beast - over 3 years ago

"Sorry to be so long." Crow: "Bragger."


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705 - Escape 2000 - over 3 years ago

How could this have been the sequel to something, and then have another sequel AFTER this?


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Doo dee doo, come on. It's a nice day for a white wedding. Doo dee doo, nice day to, dee doo, start agaaain.


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624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women - almost 4 years ago

Tell your friends the vampires are here!