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Favorite Episodes

  1. Gamera vs. Zigra
    178
  2. Teenage Caveman
    156
  3. Invasion USA
    183
  4. Being from Another Planet
    197
  5. The Rebel Set
    170
  6. Gamera
    254
  7. The Deadly Bees
    227
  8. Bride of the Monster
    245
  9. Lost Continent
    255
  10. Master Ninja I
    263
  11. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    236
  12. The Day the Earth Froze
    286
  13. Teenagers from Outer Space
    293
  14. Cave Dwellers
    446
  15. It Conquered the World
    297
  16. The Skydivers
    275
  17. Escape 2000
    265
  18. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    175
  19. Fugitive Alien
    338
  20. Gunslinger
    170
  21. War of the Colossal Beast
    234
  22. I Accuse My Parents
    421
  23. Radar Secret Service
    230
  24. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    261
  25. The Unearthly
    208
  26. The Violent Years
    174
  27. San Francisco International
    274
  28. The Creeping Terror
    253
  29. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    286
  30. The Final Sacrifice
    775
  31. Santa Claus
    303
  32. Tormented
    227
  33. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    221
  34. Jungle Goddess
    196
  35. Pod People
    578
  36. Space Travelers
    154
  37. 12 to the Moon
    211
  38. Daddy-O
    255
  39. Rocketship X-M
    290
  40. High School Big Shot
    195
  41. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    304
  42. Red Zone Cuba
    236
  43. Last of the Wild Horses
    166
  44. Kitten with a Whip
    153
  45. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    228
  46. The Amazing Colossal Man
    216
  47. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    352
  48. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    205
  49. The Undead
    247
  50. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    214
  51. The Leech Woman
    247
  52. The Beatniks
    192

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416 - Fire Maidens of Outer Space - about 7 years ago
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I love Trace but he always screwed up half of his lines as Crow.


422 - The Day the Earth Froze - almost 7 years ago
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I don't think Cambot should have been listed in the robot roll call. Joel wouldn't have built Cambot. Think about it. Dr. Forrester wouldn't have sent Joel up without a camera to "monitor his mind". I've repeated to myself it's just a show, but that's one detail they overlooked.


324 - Master Ninja II - about 7 years ago
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Hey, the blonde girl in the second episode is the girl in the beginning of Ghostbusters doing the electric-shock test.


601 - Girls Town - almost 7 years ago
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"You should see the neighborhood I grew up in." Sure Anka. Canada is tough.


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If this was meant as a bonus for a computer game thing or something where only a small few adults would see it, and they're purposely going out of their way to make it dark, and sexual, that's kind of a huge let down. I was hoping it was coming naturally and that's just the mood they were in.


805 - The Thing That Couldn't Die - about 7 years ago
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The comedy central era is the best in every way, whether hosted by Joel or Mike. Trace Beaulieu was as much of an asset to the show as Kevin Murphy. Bill Corbett always seemed like he tried too hard, like the annoying kid in a group of friends who tries to fit in.


303 - Pod People - over 6 years ago
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Does anyone know if there is a name for when they use footage from another movie during opening credits like they do in this, Cave Dwellers, et cetera?


601 - Girls Town - almost 7 years ago
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Paul Anka is the most irritating character I've ever seen in the history of cinema. Singing awful songs, constantly visiting the girl who is dangerously obsessed with him, speaking in horrible slang, stalking Girls Town, carrying himself like he's a giant star in his FIRST movie, and finally, talking about how he's from the streets and had a horrible childhood that toughened him up. I actually hate Paul Anka now because of this movie.


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Why did they just let the hippie go? Didn't he still hit the guy?


521 - Santa Claus - over 6 years ago
10 laughs

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How many children's Christmas movies end with police being called in?


524 - 12 to the Moon - over 5 years ago
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The Jewish guy who won't shut up about the Nazis is one of the most irritating characters in MST history.


615 - Kitten with a Whip - over 6 years ago
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The pseudo-intellectual, thirty year-old college freshman, and "very holy man" with the Jay Gatsby hat is officially the most annoying character in the entire history of the show.


Recent Riffs

316 - Gamera vs. Zigra - almost 7 years ago
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It's...


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Good lord, Chicken of Crank-Whore. Is there a line in this episode that isn't one of your favorites?


421 - Monster A-Go Go - over 6 years ago
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Realistic Action Batch.


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I love how all of their fifties movies have cars galore but in this episode they suddenly decided to go with the muffled screams from the trunk gag."


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39:52 "Shaved her legs and then he was a she I say hey..."


319 - War of the Colossal Beast - over 6 years ago
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"Sorry to be so long." Crow: "Bragger."


705 - Escape 2000 - almost 7 years ago
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How could this have been the sequel to something, and then have another sequel AFTER this?


404 - Teenagers from Outer Space - almost 7 years ago
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Doo dee doo, come on. It's a nice day for a white wedding. Doo dee doo, nice day to, dee doo, start agaaain.


624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women - about 7 years ago
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Tell your friends the vampires are here!