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Favorite Episodes

  1. Gamera vs. Zigra
    142
  2. Teenage Caveman
    128
  3. Invasion USA
    143
  4. Being from Another Planet
    166
  5. The Rebel Set
    140
  6. Gamera
    208
  7. The Deadly Bees
    181
  8. Bride of the Monster
    199
  9. Lost Continent
    217
  10. Master Ninja I
    224
  11. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    200
  12. The Day the Earth Froze
    232
  13. Teenagers from Outer Space
    238
  14. Cave Dwellers
    375
  15. It Conquered the World
    236
  16. The Skydivers
    232
  17. Escape 2000
    221
  18. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    152
  19. Fugitive Alien
    285
  20. Gunslinger
    137
  21. War of the Colossal Beast
    194
  22. I Accuse My Parents
    355
  23. Radar Secret Service
    187
  24. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    228
  25. The Unearthly
    173
  26. The Violent Years
    142
  27. San Francisco International
    227
  28. The Creeping Terror
    220
  29. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    243
  30. The Final Sacrifice
    660
  31. Santa Claus
    255
  32. Tormented
    188
  33. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    181
  34. Jungle Goddess
    153
  35. Pod People
    494
  36. Space Travelers
    129
  37. 12 to the Moon
    175
  38. Daddy-O
    218
  39. Rocketship X-M
    248
  40. High School Big Shot
    160
  41. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    262
  42. Red Zone Cuba
    205
  43. Last of the Wild Horses
    139
  44. Kitten with a Whip
    132
  45. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    192
  46. The Amazing Colossal Man
    176
  47. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    294
  48. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    164
  49. The Undead
    210
  50. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    168
  51. The Leech Woman
    201
  52. The Beatniks
    161

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315 - Teenage Caveman - about 4 years ago

I love when Servo says "Teenage Caveman... WE'RE ALL CAVEMEN!" The second I saw the title, I thought of Baba O'Riley and "Teenage wasteland. We're all wasted!"


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320 - The Unearthly - over 3 years ago

It's funny, considering the opening sketch, that Trace went on to work at America's Funniest Home Videos.


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416 - Fire Maidens of Outer Space - about 4 years ago

I love Trace but he always screwed up half of his lines as Crow.


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303 - Pod People - over 3 years ago

Does anyone else think that the "Chief?" "McCloud?" joke gets to be like nails on a chalkboard? Especially after seeing this episode countless times?


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623 - The Amazing Transparent Man - almost 4 years ago

How did they turn his clothes invisible...?


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615 - Kitten with a Whip - over 3 years ago

The pseudo-intellectual, thirty year-old college freshman, and "very holy man" with the Jay Gatsby hat is officially the most annoying character in the entire history of the show.


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510 - Lassie: The Painted Hills - over 3 years ago

It drives me crazy that the movie implies that a stranger can break into their house freely but the fact that he brought a bible makes it okay and they start playing that noble music begins. Everything is okay if you're Christian.


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705 - Escape 2000 - almost 4 years ago

I didn't catch what was funny about how the reporter said hospital at 57:07. It sounded pretty normal to me.


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803 - The Mole People - over 4 years ago

o.O!? Why did they kill her off in the end!? What was thew point of that!?


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623 - The Amazing Transparent Man - almost 4 years ago

Even if the Nazi doctor's experiment subjects were forced to wear hoods, how could he not tell when one was his wife? Who can't recognize the body of their spouse?


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I love the professional photographer wearing sunglasses during a shoot.


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604 - Zombie Nightmare - over 3 years ago

Wait, is the black girl at the movie who was attacked after the baseball game supposed to be the voodoo woman? Is that why the zombie's mom says, "She owes me?" Because the mom's husband died saving the girl?


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316 - Gamera vs. Zigra - over 3 years ago

It's...


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Good lord, Chicken of Crank-Whore. Is there a line in this episode that isn't one of your favorites?


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421 - Monster A-Go Go - over 3 years ago

Realistic Action Batch.


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I love how all of their fifties movies have cars galore but in this episode they suddenly decided to go with the muffled screams from the trunk gag."


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39:52 "Shaved her legs and then he was a she I say hey..."


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319 - War of the Colossal Beast - over 3 years ago

"Sorry to be so long." Crow: "Bragger."


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705 - Escape 2000 - over 3 years ago

How could this have been the sequel to something, and then have another sequel AFTER this?


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404 - Teenagers from Outer Space - almost 4 years ago

Doo dee doo, come on. It's a nice day for a white wedding. Doo dee doo, nice day to, dee doo, start agaaain.


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624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women - about 4 years ago

Tell your friends the vampires are here!