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Favorite Episodes

  1. Gamera vs. Zigra
    181
  2. Teenage Caveman
    158
  3. Invasion USA
    187
  4. Being from Another Planet
    200
  5. The Rebel Set
    169
  6. Gamera
    258
  7. The Deadly Bees
    233
  8. Bride of the Monster
    248
  9. Lost Continent
    258
  10. Master Ninja I
    266
  11. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    240
  12. The Day the Earth Froze
    292
  13. Teenagers from Outer Space
    295
  14. Cave Dwellers
    449
  15. It Conquered the World
    298
  16. The Skydivers
    277
  17. Escape 2000
    271
  18. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    177
  19. Fugitive Alien
    341
  20. Gunslinger
    169
  21. War of the Colossal Beast
    238
  22. I Accuse My Parents
    427
  23. Radar Secret Service
    234
  24. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    266
  25. The Unearthly
    211
  26. The Violent Years
    175
  27. San Francisco International
    278
  28. The Creeping Terror
    259
  29. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    291
  30. The Final Sacrifice
    783
  31. Santa Claus
    307
  32. Tormented
    228
  33. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    225
  34. Jungle Goddess
    198
  35. Pod People
    585
  36. Space Travelers
    159
  37. 12 to the Moon
    215
  38. Daddy-O
    257
  39. Rocketship X-M
    298
  40. High School Big Shot
    198
  41. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    307
  42. Red Zone Cuba
    241
  43. Last of the Wild Horses
    168
  44. Kitten with a Whip
    157
  45. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    234
  46. The Amazing Colossal Man
    216
  47. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    359
  48. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    210
  49. The Undead
    249
  50. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    219
  51. The Leech Woman
    249
  52. The Beatniks
    194

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602 - Invasion USA - over 7 years ago
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Of course every communist is furious, cruel, and borderline psychopathic. There's nothing like cold war movies made during the colf war.


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I love Trace but he always screwed up half of his lines as Crow.


422 - The Day the Earth Froze - over 7 years ago
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I don't think Cambot should have been listed in the robot roll call. Joel wouldn't have built Cambot. Think about it. Dr. Forrester wouldn't have sent Joel up without a camera to "monitor his mind". I've repeated to myself it's just a show, but that's one detail they overlooked.


324 - Master Ninja II - over 7 years ago
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Hey, the blonde girl in the second episode is the girl in the beginning of Ghostbusters doing the electric-shock test.


601 - Girls Town - about 7 years ago
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"You should see the neighborhood I grew up in." Sure Anka. Canada is tough.


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If this was meant as a bonus for a computer game thing or something where only a small few adults would see it, and they're purposely going out of their way to make it dark, and sexual, that's kind of a huge let down. I was hoping it was coming naturally and that's just the mood they were in.


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The comedy central era is the best in every way, whether hosted by Joel or Mike. Trace Beaulieu was as much of an asset to the show as Kevin Murphy. Bill Corbett always seemed like he tried too hard, like the annoying kid in a group of friends who tries to fit in.


303 - Pod People - almost 7 years ago
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Does anyone know if there is a name for when they use footage from another movie during opening credits like they do in this, Cave Dwellers, et cetera?


601 - Girls Town - over 7 years ago
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Paul Anka is the most irritating character I've ever seen in the history of cinema. Singing awful songs, constantly visiting the girl who is dangerously obsessed with him, speaking in horrible slang, stalking Girls Town, carrying himself like he's a giant star in his FIRST movie, and finally, talking about how he's from the streets and had a horrible childhood that toughened him up. I actually hate Paul Anka now because of this movie.


614 - San Francisco International - about 7 years ago
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Why did they just let the hippie go? Didn't he still hit the guy?


521 - Santa Claus - almost 7 years ago
10 laughs

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How many children's Christmas movies end with police being called in?


524 - 12 to the Moon - almost 6 years ago
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The Jewish guy who won't shut up about the Nazis is one of the most irritating characters in MST history.


Recent Riffs

316 - Gamera vs. Zigra - about 7 years ago
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It's...


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Good lord, Chicken of Crank-Whore. Is there a line in this episode that isn't one of your favorites?


421 - Monster A-Go Go - over 6 years ago
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Realistic Action Batch.


404 - Teenagers from Outer Space - about 7 years ago
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I love how all of their fifties movies have cars galore but in this episode they suddenly decided to go with the muffled screams from the trunk gag."


404 - Teenagers from Outer Space - about 7 years ago
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39:52 "Shaved her legs and then he was a she I say hey..."


319 - War of the Colossal Beast - about 7 years ago
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"Sorry to be so long." Crow: "Bragger."


705 - Escape 2000 - about 7 years ago
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How could this have been the sequel to something, and then have another sequel AFTER this?


404 - Teenagers from Outer Space - about 7 years ago
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Doo dee doo, come on. It's a nice day for a white wedding. Doo dee doo, nice day to, dee doo, start agaaain.


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Tell your friends the vampires are here!