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Favorite Episodes

  1. Gamera vs. Zigra
    135
  2. Teenage Caveman
    124
  3. Invasion USA
    139
  4. Being from Another Planet
    160
  5. The Rebel Set
    136
  6. Gamera
    192
  7. The Deadly Bees
    174
  8. Bride of the Monster
    194
  9. Lost Continent
    209
  10. Master Ninja I
    217
  11. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    192
  12. The Day the Earth Froze
    228
  13. Teenagers from Outer Space
    230
  14. Cave Dwellers
    362
  15. It Conquered the World
    227
  16. The Skydivers
    224
  17. Escape 2000
    210
  18. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    150
  19. Fugitive Alien
    271
  20. Gunslinger
    131
  21. War of the Colossal Beast
    189
  22. I Accuse My Parents
    346
  23. Radar Secret Service
    178
  24. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    222
  25. The Unearthly
    166
  26. The Violent Years
    140
  27. San Francisco International
    221
  28. The Creeping Terror
    218
  29. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    233
  30. The Final Sacrifice
    649
  31. Santa Claus
    251
  32. Tormented
    187
  33. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    175
  34. Jungle Goddess
    146
  35. Pod People
    475
  36. Space Travelers
    125
  37. 12 to the Moon
    172
  38. Daddy-O
    204
  39. Rocketship X-M
    239
  40. High School Big Shot
    155
  41. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    257
  42. Red Zone Cuba
    194
  43. Last of the Wild Horses
    135
  44. Kitten with a Whip
    129
  45. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    182
  46. The Amazing Colossal Man
    171
  47. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    289
  48. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    159
  49. The Undead
    203
  50. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    164
  51. The Leech Woman
    191
  52. The Beatniks
    160

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How did they turn his clothes invisible...?


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615 - Kitten with a Whip - over 3 years ago

The pseudo-intellectual, thirty year-old college freshman, and "very holy man" with the Jay Gatsby hat is officially the most annoying character in the entire history of the show.


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510 - Lassie: The Painted Hills - over 3 years ago

It drives me crazy that the movie implies that a stranger can break into their house freely but the fact that he brought a bible makes it okay and they start playing that noble music begins. Everything is okay if you're Christian.


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705 - Escape 2000 - over 3 years ago

I didn't catch what was funny about how the reporter said hospital at 57:07. It sounded pretty normal to me.


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803 - The Mole People - about 4 years ago

o.O!? Why did they kill her off in the end!? What was thew point of that!?


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Even if the Nazi doctor's experiment subjects were forced to wear hoods, how could he not tell when one was his wife? Who can't recognize the body of their spouse?


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I love the professional photographer wearing sunglasses during a shoot.


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604 - Zombie Nightmare - over 3 years ago

Wait, is the black girl at the movie who was attacked after the baseball game supposed to be the voodoo woman? Is that why the zombie's mom says, "She owes me?" Because the mom's husband died saving the girl?


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416 - Fire Maidens of Outer Space - almost 4 years ago

I love Trace but he always screwed up half of his lines as Crow.


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I love how Ray Dennis Steckler thinks he's a beat and all hip and rebellious.. Beside the point, he's the most ridiculous looking human I've ever seen.


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I don't get the zombie part of the title. He doesn't turn into a zombie. The movie has nothing to do with zombies. They just hypnotize him to murder people.


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616 - Racket Girls - about 2 years ago

I want to club the boy and girl in the short to death. What selfish, ignorant bastards. Use the money her parents are sacrificing to give her an education on "getting by" and getting a crappy job instead? Do they really think the parents are just going to give her all that money in a lump sum, no questions asked?


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316 - Gamera vs. Zigra - over 3 years ago

It's...


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Good lord, Chicken of Crank-Whore. Is there a line in this episode that isn't one of your favorites?


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421 - Monster A-Go Go - about 3 years ago

Realistic Action Batch.


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I love how all of their fifties movies have cars galore but in this episode they suddenly decided to go with the muffled screams from the trunk gag."


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39:52 "Shaved her legs and then he was a she I say hey..."


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319 - War of the Colossal Beast - over 3 years ago

"Sorry to be so long." Crow: "Bragger."


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705 - Escape 2000 - over 3 years ago

How could this have been the sequel to something, and then have another sequel AFTER this?


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Doo dee doo, come on. It's a nice day for a white wedding. Doo dee doo, nice day to, dee doo, start agaaain.


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624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women - almost 4 years ago

Tell your friends the vampires are here!