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Favorite Episodes

  1. Gamera vs. Zigra
    150
  2. Teenage Caveman
    131
  3. Invasion USA
    146
  4. Being from Another Planet
    172
  5. The Rebel Set
    142
  6. Gamera
    214
  7. The Deadly Bees
    189
  8. Bride of the Monster
    204
  9. Lost Continent
    221
  10. Master Ninja I
    227
  11. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    204
  12. The Day the Earth Froze
    236
  13. Teenagers from Outer Space
    246
  14. Cave Dwellers
    385
  15. It Conquered the World
    244
  16. The Skydivers
    237
  17. Escape 2000
    227
  18. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    152
  19. Fugitive Alien
    294
  20. Gunslinger
    143
  21. War of the Colossal Beast
    202
  22. I Accuse My Parents
    364
  23. Radar Secret Service
    193
  24. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    230
  25. The Unearthly
    178
  26. The Violent Years
    146
  27. San Francisco International
    233
  28. The Creeping Terror
    223
  29. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    248
  30. The Final Sacrifice
    671
  31. Santa Claus
    262
  32. Tormented
    196
  33. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    188
  34. Jungle Goddess
    160
  35. Pod People
    505
  36. Space Travelers
    133
  37. 12 to the Moon
    179
  38. Daddy-O
    223
  39. Rocketship X-M
    257
  40. High School Big Shot
    163
  41. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    264
  42. Red Zone Cuba
    208
  43. Last of the Wild Horses
    141
  44. Kitten with a Whip
    138
  45. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    197
  46. The Amazing Colossal Man
    182
  47. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    302
  48. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    172
  49. The Undead
    211
  50. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    171
  51. The Leech Woman
    204
  52. The Beatniks
    167

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1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - over 4 years ago
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What was the point of the whole Critter giving Buz the come here motion at the club twice and nothing coming of it? Did that have some significance I missed?


513 - The Brain that Wouldn't Die - almost 4 years ago
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What's the deal with the guy constantly saying things twice? "There are ways. There are ways." "Around. Just looking around. "When do you go back on? When?"


304 - Gamera vs. Barugon - about 4 years ago
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The people who wrote these movies really must not have cared at all. The solution is luring Barugon into water with a five inch wide diamond hanging from a helicopter because water paralyzes him and he'll drown. Sigh.


301 - Cave Dwellers - about 4 years ago
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What was the point of the character with the beard who was introduced in the village scene and killed off ten minutes later in the snake pit. He didn't further the plot at all.


1009 - Hamlet - over 5 years ago
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Not even The Bard is safe from the rapier wit of MST3K.


210 - King Dinosaur - over 4 years ago
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How could people release hour long movies?


910 - The Final Sacrifice - over 4 years ago
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They couldn't have at least shaved Rowsdower's mustache for the flashback dream scene. He looks exactly the same. They at least cut the villain's hair to portray a passage of time.


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I don't get the zombie part of the title. He doesn't turn into a zombie. The movie has nothing to do with zombies. They just hypnotize him to murder people.


315 - Teenage Caveman - over 4 years ago
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I love when Servo says "Teenage Caveman... WE'RE ALL CAVEMEN!" The second I saw the title, I thought of Baba O'Riley and "Teenage wasteland. We're all wasted!"


320 - The Unearthly - about 4 years ago
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It's funny, considering the opening sketch, that Trace went on to work at America's Funniest Home Videos.


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I love Trace but he always screwed up half of his lines as Crow.


303 - Pod People - about 4 years ago
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Does anyone else think that the "Chief?" "McCloud?" joke gets to be like nails on a chalkboard? Especially after seeing this episode countless times?


Recent Riffs

316 - Gamera vs. Zigra - about 4 years ago
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It's...


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Good lord, Chicken of Crank-Whore. Is there a line in this episode that isn't one of your favorites?


421 - Monster A-Go Go - over 3 years ago
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Realistic Action Batch.


404 - Teenagers from Outer Space - about 4 years ago
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I love how all of their fifties movies have cars galore but in this episode they suddenly decided to go with the muffled screams from the trunk gag."


404 - Teenagers from Outer Space - about 4 years ago
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39:52 "Shaved her legs and then he was a she I say hey..."


319 - War of the Colossal Beast - about 4 years ago
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"Sorry to be so long." Crow: "Bragger."


705 - Escape 2000 - about 4 years ago
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How could this have been the sequel to something, and then have another sequel AFTER this?


404 - Teenagers from Outer Space - about 4 years ago
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Doo dee doo, come on. It's a nice day for a white wedding. Doo dee doo, nice day to, dee doo, start agaaain.


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Tell your friends the vampires are here!