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Favorite Episodes

  1. Gamera vs. Zigra
    146
  2. Teenage Caveman
    130
  3. Invasion USA
    145
  4. Being from Another Planet
    167
  5. The Rebel Set
    141
  6. Gamera
    210
  7. The Deadly Bees
    187
  8. Bride of the Monster
    201
  9. Lost Continent
    219
  10. Master Ninja I
    226
  11. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    202
  12. The Day the Earth Froze
    235
  13. Teenagers from Outer Space
    244
  14. Cave Dwellers
    380
  15. It Conquered the World
    239
  16. The Skydivers
    235
  17. Escape 2000
    224
  18. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    152
  19. Fugitive Alien
    289
  20. Gunslinger
    140
  21. War of the Colossal Beast
    199
  22. I Accuse My Parents
    361
  23. Radar Secret Service
    191
  24. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    230
  25. The Unearthly
    175
  26. The Violent Years
    144
  27. San Francisco International
    231
  28. The Creeping Terror
    223
  29. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    246
  30. The Final Sacrifice
    667
  31. Santa Claus
    260
  32. Tormented
    193
  33. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    184
  34. Jungle Goddess
    155
  35. Pod People
    498
  36. Space Travelers
    131
  37. 12 to the Moon
    177
  38. Daddy-O
    220
  39. Rocketship X-M
    250
  40. High School Big Shot
    163
  41. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    262
  42. Red Zone Cuba
    208
  43. Last of the Wild Horses
    141
  44. Kitten with a Whip
    135
  45. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    194
  46. The Amazing Colossal Man
    179
  47. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    296
  48. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    168
  49. The Undead
    212
  50. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    169
  51. The Leech Woman
    202
  52. The Beatniks
    165

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210 - King Dinosaur - about 4 years ago

How could people release hour long movies?


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910 - The Final Sacrifice - about 4 years ago

They couldn't have at least shaved Rowsdower's mustache for the flashback dream scene. He looks exactly the same. They at least cut the villain's hair to portray a passage of time.


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812 - The Incredibly Strange Creatures... - about 4 years ago

I don't get the zombie part of the title. He doesn't turn into a zombie. The movie has nothing to do with zombies. They just hypnotize him to murder people.


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315 - Teenage Caveman - about 4 years ago

I love when Servo says "Teenage Caveman... WE'RE ALL CAVEMEN!" The second I saw the title, I thought of Baba O'Riley and "Teenage wasteland. We're all wasted!"


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320 - The Unearthly - almost 4 years ago

It's funny, considering the opening sketch, that Trace went on to work at America's Funniest Home Videos.


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416 - Fire Maidens of Outer Space - about 4 years ago

I love Trace but he always screwed up half of his lines as Crow.


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303 - Pod People - almost 4 years ago

Does anyone else think that the "Chief?" "McCloud?" joke gets to be like nails on a chalkboard? Especially after seeing this episode countless times?


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623 - The Amazing Transparent Man - about 4 years ago

How did they turn his clothes invisible...?


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615 - Kitten with a Whip - almost 4 years ago

The pseudo-intellectual, thirty year-old college freshman, and "very holy man" with the Jay Gatsby hat is officially the most annoying character in the entire history of the show.


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510 - Lassie: The Painted Hills - almost 4 years ago

It drives me crazy that the movie implies that a stranger can break into their house freely but the fact that he brought a bible makes it okay and they start playing that noble music begins. Everything is okay if you're Christian.


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705 - Escape 2000 - about 4 years ago

I didn't catch what was funny about how the reporter said hospital at 57:07. It sounded pretty normal to me.


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803 - The Mole People - over 4 years ago

o.O!? Why did they kill her off in the end!? What was thew point of that!?


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316 - Gamera vs. Zigra - almost 4 years ago

It's...


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213 - Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster - over 3 years ago

Good lord, Chicken of Crank-Whore. Is there a line in this episode that isn't one of your favorites?


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421 - Monster A-Go Go - over 3 years ago

Realistic Action Batch.


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404 - Teenagers from Outer Space - almost 4 years ago

I love how all of their fifties movies have cars galore but in this episode they suddenly decided to go with the muffled screams from the trunk gag."


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404 - Teenagers from Outer Space - almost 4 years ago

39:52 "Shaved her legs and then he was a she I say hey..."


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319 - War of the Colossal Beast - almost 4 years ago

"Sorry to be so long." Crow: "Bragger."


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705 - Escape 2000 - almost 4 years ago

How could this have been the sequel to something, and then have another sequel AFTER this?


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404 - Teenagers from Outer Space - about 4 years ago

Doo dee doo, come on. It's a nice day for a white wedding. Doo dee doo, nice day to, dee doo, start agaaain.


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624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women - about 4 years ago

Tell your friends the vampires are here!