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Favorite Episodes

  1. Gamera vs. Zigra
    156
  2. Teenage Caveman
    136
  3. Invasion USA
    153
  4. Being from Another Planet
    177
  5. The Rebel Set
    144
  6. Gamera
    217
  7. The Deadly Bees
    195
  8. Bride of the Monster
    208
  9. Lost Continent
    226
  10. Master Ninja I
    233
  11. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    207
  12. The Day the Earth Froze
    243
  13. Teenagers from Outer Space
    254
  14. Cave Dwellers
    389
  15. It Conquered the World
    254
  16. The Skydivers
    241
  17. Escape 2000
    231
  18. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    158
  19. Fugitive Alien
    301
  20. Gunslinger
    144
  21. War of the Colossal Beast
    205
  22. I Accuse My Parents
    368
  23. Radar Secret Service
    198
  24. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    237
  25. The Unearthly
    179
  26. The Violent Years
    149
  27. San Francisco International
    240
  28. The Creeping Terror
    230
  29. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    255
  30. The Final Sacrifice
    689
  31. Santa Claus
    265
  32. Tormented
    201
  33. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    193
  34. Jungle Goddess
    165
  35. Pod People
    514
  36. Space Travelers
    136
  37. 12 to the Moon
    182
  38. Daddy-O
    228
  39. Rocketship X-M
    263
  40. High School Big Shot
    168
  41. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    274
  42. Red Zone Cuba
    213
  43. Last of the Wild Horses
    143
  44. Kitten with a Whip
    142
  45. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    206
  46. The Amazing Colossal Man
    186
  47. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    307
  48. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    177
  49. The Undead
    220
  50. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    178
  51. The Leech Woman
    211
  52. The Beatniks
    170

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320 - The Unearthly - over 4 years ago
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It's funny, considering the opening sketch, that Trace went on to work at America's Funniest Home Videos.


619 - Red Zone Cuba - about 4 years ago
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I know they had to edit movies to fit the time-slot, but it seems like they edited out scenes to purposefully make the movies more confusing. Like from jumping from the cop telling them that Coleman Francis has a 5000 dollar bounty on his head to a scene beginning with them talking about how "they" give you 1000 bucks when you join and 1000 when it's over. No matter how bad of a movie this is, you know there was some lines cut between those two conversations.


1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - over 4 years ago
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What was the point of the whole Critter giving Buz the come here motion at the club twice and nothing coming of it? Did that have some significance I missed?


513 - The Brain that Wouldn't Die - about 4 years ago
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What's the deal with the guy constantly saying things twice? "There are ways. There are ways." "Around. Just looking around. "When do you go back on? When?"


304 - Gamera vs. Barugon - over 4 years ago
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The people who wrote these movies really must not have cared at all. The solution is luring Barugon into water with a five inch wide diamond hanging from a helicopter because water paralyzes him and he'll drown. Sigh.


301 - Cave Dwellers - over 4 years ago
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What was the point of the character with the beard who was introduced in the village scene and killed off ten minutes later in the snake pit. He didn't further the plot at all.


1009 - Hamlet - almost 6 years ago
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Not even The Bard is safe from the rapier wit of MST3K.


210 - King Dinosaur - over 4 years ago
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How could people release hour long movies?


910 - The Final Sacrifice - over 4 years ago
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They couldn't have at least shaved Rowsdower's mustache for the flashback dream scene. He looks exactly the same. They at least cut the villain's hair to portray a passage of time.


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I don't get the zombie part of the title. He doesn't turn into a zombie. The movie has nothing to do with zombies. They just hypnotize him to murder people.


315 - Teenage Caveman - over 4 years ago
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I love when Servo says "Teenage Caveman... WE'RE ALL CAVEMEN!" The second I saw the title, I thought of Baba O'Riley and "Teenage wasteland. We're all wasted!"


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I love Trace but he always screwed up half of his lines as Crow.


Recent Riffs

316 - Gamera vs. Zigra - over 4 years ago
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It's...


213 - Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster - almost 4 years ago
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Good lord, Chicken of Crank-Whore. Is there a line in this episode that isn't one of your favorites?


421 - Monster A-Go Go - almost 4 years ago
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Realistic Action Batch.


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I love how all of their fifties movies have cars galore but in this episode they suddenly decided to go with the muffled screams from the trunk gag."


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39:52 "Shaved her legs and then he was a she I say hey..."


319 - War of the Colossal Beast - over 4 years ago
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"Sorry to be so long." Crow: "Bragger."


705 - Escape 2000 - over 4 years ago
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How could this have been the sequel to something, and then have another sequel AFTER this?


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Doo dee doo, come on. It's a nice day for a white wedding. Doo dee doo, nice day to, dee doo, start agaaain.


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Tell your friends the vampires are here!