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Bees On Pie - about 6 years ago
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NOOO, NOT A SHOCK TO THE SHAMMIES


Favorite Episodes

  1. The Final Sacrifice
    744
  2. Pod People
    560
  3. The Giant Gila Monster
    254
  4. Future War
    261
  5. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    279
  6. Space Mutiny
    887
  7. Time Chasers
    429
  8. The Killer Shrews
    252
  9. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    677
  10. Mitchell
    574
  11. Alien from L.A.
    275
  12. Village of the Giants
    192
  13. Girls Town
    284
  14. Devil Doll
    243
  15. 12 to the Moon
    202
  16. The Dead Talk Back
    278
  17. Bloodlust
    185
  18. Code Name Diamond Head
    183
  19. The Giant Spider Invasion
    339
  20. The Sword and the Dragon
    220
  21. Danger! Death Ray
    466
  22. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    253
  23. Angels' Revenge
    206
  24. The Amazing Transparent Man
    141
  25. Night of the Blood Beast
    310
  26. The Brute Man
    214
  27. The Incredible Melting Man
    272
  28. Escape 2000
    252
  29. Laserblast
    390
  30. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    195
  31. The Undead
    239
  32. The She-Creature
    172
  33. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    195
  34. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    279
  35. Riding with Death
    386
  36. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    257
  37. Prince of Space
    453
  38. Werewolf
    525
  39. Horror of Party Beach
    308
  40. The Phantom Planet
    217
  41. Puma Man
    509
  42. Hobgoblins
    387
  43. The Touch of Satan
    337
  44. Gorgo
    171
  45. Quest of the Delta Knights
    254
  46. Soultaker
    369
  47. Girl in Gold Boots
    274
  48. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    323
  49. Track of the Moon Beast
    278
  50. Horrors of Spider Island
    222
  51. Squirm
    235
  52. Diabolik
    208
  53. Gamera
    242
  54. Gamera vs. Barugon
    174
  55. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    308

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701 - Night of the Blood Beast - over 6 years ago
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Does Crow say "The Bloodbeast got mad and spun shitties on the lawn" at 1:18:22? I read a long time ago that people say "whipping shitties" to mean doing donuts and thought it was completely hilarious. Is that really a thing? And does Crow say it?


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You know, I never thought I'd find a man in a diaper sexy. Somehow Shirtless Mike has done it again and made me feel uncomfortable for lusting after something soul-gaggingly creepy.


303 - Pod People - over 4 years ago
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"wind in my eyes?" LOL That song was beyond horrible.


912 - The Screaming Skull - over 6 years ago
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I had a VHS of that Gumby short when I was a kid. Turns out when you play it in conjunction with White Zombie's La Sexorcisto, it syncs up perfectly. Like Dark Side and The Wizard of Oz.


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I want to like this episode so bad but the movie is such a piece of garbage. Coming from a huge fan of shitty sci-fi and awful dystopia movies, that says a lot. I love you, Raul Julia, but Jesus Christ.


403 - City Limits - over 7 years ago
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Really wish Joel would've blown his nose before going into the theatre. Pretty distracting


What's Your Holiday Tradition Movie (Non MST)
Forum - almost 4 years ago
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Mine has to be Scrooged.


Things to do in Denver...
Forum - almost 4 years ago
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Stay at this place: http://blogs.denverpost.com/nerd/2015/12/15/denvers-dinosaur-hotel-gives-40k-to-mystery-science-theater-3000-reboot/5356/

Be sure to phone up and ask if they have a Giant Gila Monster first.


313 - Earth vs. the Spider - almost 4 years ago
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So I watched "Speech: Using Your Voice" on Friday morning and later that afternoon heard Pierre Trudeau welcoming Syrians to Canada but ALL I COULD HEAR was his use of "uh" every other word. All I could think of was the "local static" in the headhunter's story about ostriches.


312 - Gamera vs. Guiron - almost 4 years ago
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So it's no secret that I'm just a wee bit of a lusty Mike fangirl, but seeing him playing the piano and singing the Gamera song just made me lose it. Stop being so amazing, Mike, I CAN'T HANDLE IT.


619 - Red Zone Cuba - over 6 years ago
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Mike in a tux. BRB, I suddenly need a cold shower.


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Mike's hard, unblinking and beoveralled stare. I don't swoon often, but when I do it's in response to something creepy and beautiful like the pig-blood drinking ice cold psycopath that is shirtless Mike Nelson.


Recent Riffs

1009 - Hamlet - about 6 years ago
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"Purse your beak Mike!" "Oh, I'll purse YOUR beak!"


910 - The Final Sacrifice - about 6 years ago
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The sides of his heart are blowing out like old tires..


910 - The Final Sacrifice - about 6 years ago
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YOU were one of THEM? An uncooked bratwurst with hair?


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They shrunk me and I'm trapped on this huge log!


617 - The Sword and the Dragon - over 6 years ago
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He fooled them into thinking tea was ready.


617 - The Sword and the Dragon - over 6 years ago
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I'm a wind demon, it's my job!


810 - The Giant Spider Invasion - over 6 years ago
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Pork Vacuum! I mean, uh, Sheriff..


303 - Pod People - over 6 years ago
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Wind in my EYES?


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It's a nauseating shorts detector!


519 - Outlaw of Gor - over 6 years ago
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"What have you done with The Prisoner??" "Uh, we cancelled it, it was too obscure."