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Bees On Pie - over 5 years ago
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NOOO, NOT A SHOCK TO THE SHAMMIES


Favorite Episodes

  1. The Final Sacrifice
    724
  2. Pod People
    535
  3. The Giant Gila Monster
    238
  4. Future War
    247
  5. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    265
  6. Space Mutiny
    860
  7. Time Chasers
    418
  8. The Killer Shrews
    243
  9. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    652
  10. Mitchell
    555
  11. Alien from L.A.
    261
  12. Village of the Giants
    188
  13. Girls Town
    278
  14. Devil Doll
    236
  15. 12 to the Moon
    193
  16. The Dead Talk Back
    273
  17. Bloodlust
    176
  18. Code Name Diamond Head
    175
  19. The Giant Spider Invasion
    328
  20. The Sword and the Dragon
    212
  21. Danger! Death Ray
    445
  22. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    245
  23. Angels' Revenge
    198
  24. The Amazing Transparent Man
    136
  25. Night of the Blood Beast
    300
  26. The Brute Man
    205
  27. The Incredible Melting Man
    264
  28. Escape 2000
    243
  29. Laserblast
    371
  30. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    190
  31. The Undead
    231
  32. The She-Creature
    166
  33. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    184
  34. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    262
  35. Riding with Death
    379
  36. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    244
  37. Prince of Space
    441
  38. Werewolf
    511
  39. Horror of Party Beach
    301
  40. The Phantom Planet
    208
  41. Puma Man
    494
  42. Hobgoblins
    373
  43. The Touch of Satan
    326
  44. Gorgo
    162
  45. Quest of the Delta Knights
    248
  46. Soultaker
    354
  47. Girl in Gold Boots
    265
  48. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    310
  49. Track of the Moon Beast
    262
  50. Horrors of Spider Island
    216
  51. Squirm
    220
  52. Diabolik
    202
  53. Gamera
    228
  54. Gamera vs. Barugon
    164
  55. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    291

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701 - Night of the Blood Beast - over 5 years ago
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Does Crow say "The Bloodbeast got mad and spun shitties on the lawn" at 1:18:22? I read a long time ago that people say "whipping shitties" to mean doing donuts and thought it was completely hilarious. Is that really a thing? And does Crow say it?


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You know, I never thought I'd find a man in a diaper sexy. Somehow Shirtless Mike has done it again and made me feel uncomfortable for lusting after something soul-gaggingly creepy.


303 - Pod People - almost 4 years ago
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"wind in my eyes?" LOL That song was beyond horrible.


912 - The Screaming Skull - over 5 years ago
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I had a VHS of that Gumby short when I was a kid. Turns out when you play it in conjunction with White Zombie's La Sexorcisto, it syncs up perfectly. Like Dark Side and The Wizard of Oz.


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I want to like this episode so bad but the movie is such a piece of garbage. Coming from a huge fan of shitty sci-fi and awful dystopia movies, that says a lot. I love you, Raul Julia, but Jesus Christ.


403 - City Limits - almost 7 years ago
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Really wish Joel would've blown his nose before going into the theatre. Pretty distracting


What's Your Holiday Tradition Movie (Non MST)
Forum - about 3 years ago
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Mine has to be Scrooged.


Things to do in Denver...
Forum - about 3 years ago
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Stay at this place: http://blogs.denverpost.com/nerd/2015/12/15/denvers-dinosaur-hotel-gives-40k-to-mystery-science-theater-3000-reboot/5356/

Be sure to phone up and ask if they have a Giant Gila Monster first.


313 - Earth vs. the Spider - about 3 years ago
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So I watched "Speech: Using Your Voice" on Friday morning and later that afternoon heard Pierre Trudeau welcoming Syrians to Canada but ALL I COULD HEAR was his use of "uh" every other word. All I could think of was the "local static" in the headhunter's story about ostriches.


312 - Gamera vs. Guiron - about 3 years ago
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So it's no secret that I'm just a wee bit of a lusty Mike fangirl, but seeing him playing the piano and singing the Gamera song just made me lose it. Stop being so amazing, Mike, I CAN'T HANDLE IT.


619 - Red Zone Cuba - over 5 years ago
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Mike in a tux. BRB, I suddenly need a cold shower.


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Mike's hard, unblinking and beoveralled stare. I don't swoon often, but when I do it's in response to something creepy and beautiful like the pig-blood drinking ice cold psycopath that is shirtless Mike Nelson.


Recent Riffs

1009 - Hamlet - over 5 years ago
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"Purse your beak Mike!" "Oh, I'll purse YOUR beak!"


910 - The Final Sacrifice - over 5 years ago
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The sides of his heart are blowing out like old tires..


910 - The Final Sacrifice - over 5 years ago
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YOU were one of THEM? An uncooked bratwurst with hair?


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They shrunk me and I'm trapped on this huge log!


617 - The Sword and the Dragon - over 5 years ago
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He fooled them into thinking tea was ready.


617 - The Sword and the Dragon - over 5 years ago
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I'm a wind demon, it's my job!


810 - The Giant Spider Invasion - over 5 years ago
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Pork Vacuum! I mean, uh, Sheriff..


303 - Pod People - over 5 years ago
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Wind in my EYES?


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It's a nauseating shorts detector!


519 - Outlaw of Gor - over 5 years ago
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"What have you done with The Prisoner??" "Uh, we cancelled it, it was too obscure."