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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Day the Earth Froze
    276
  2. Danger! Death Ray
    466
  3. The Crawling Eye
    259
  4. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    206
  5. The Mad Monster
    138
  6. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    170
  7. The Corpse Vanishes
    152
  8. Laserblast
    390
  9. Final Justice
    260
  10. Space Mutiny
    887
  11. The Final Sacrifice
    744
  12. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    677
  13. Pod People
    560
  14. Werewolf
    525
  15. Puma Man
    509
  16. Prince of Space
    453
  17. Hobgoblins
    387
  18. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    415
  19. I Accuse My Parents
    403
  20. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    337
  21. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    331
  22. Kitten with a Whip
    151
  23. Manhunt in Space
    168
  24. Eegah
    386
  25. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    222
  26. Master Ninja I
    253
  27. Zombie Nightmare
    300
  28. Girl in Gold Boots
    274
  29. Robot Holocaust
    156
  30. Catalina Caper
    266
  31. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    308
  32. Village of the Giants
    191
  33. The Crawling Hand
    161
  34. Robot Monster
    153
  35. The Slime People
    124
  36. Untamed Youth
    134
  37. The Black Scorpion
    123
  38. Rocketship X-M
    280
  39. The Sidehackers
    206
  40. Jungle Goddess
    186
  41. Rocket Attack USA
    152
  42. Wild Rebels
    166
  43. Lost Continent
    244
  44. The Hellcats
    113
  45. King Dinosaur
    202
  46. Time of the Apes
    276
  47. Daddy-O
    248
  48. The Amazing Colossal Man
    211
  49. It Conquered the World
    286
  50. Earth vs. the Spider
    199
  51. Mighty Jack
    172
  52. Teenage Caveman
    155
  53. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    224
  54. Time Chasers
    429
  55. The Unearthly
    200
  56. Moon Zero Two
    199
  57. Ring of Terror
    190
  58. Master Ninja II
    156
  59. Alien from L.A.
    275
  60. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    295
  61. The Mole People
    199
  62. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    198
  63. Gamera
    242
  64. Gamera vs. Barugon
    174
  65. The Sword and the Dragon
    219
  66. Gamera vs. Gaos
    149
  67. Gamera vs. Zigra
    171
  68. Gamera vs. Guiron
    247
  69. First Spaceship on Venus
    154
  70. The Giant Gila Monster
    254
  71. City Limits
    169
  72. Being from Another Planet
    195
  73. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    215
  74. The Killer Shrews
    252
  75. Hercules Unchained
    181
  76. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    215
  77. The Magic Sword
    205
  78. Hercules and the Captive Women
    157
  79. Tormented
    220
  80. The Beatniks
    184
  81. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    227
  82. The Rebel Set
    160
  83. The Human Duplicators
    206
  84. Bride of the Monster
    233
  85. Cave Dwellers
    430
  86. Girls Town
    284

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Totally plausible that a 9 year old boy would know how to sabotage extra terrestrial electronic equipment.


624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women - about 7 years ago
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I just realized this is a totally boring party. Let's bring out the peyote!


501 - Warrior of the Lost World - over 5 years ago
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Joel is awesome for mentioning Terminator 2. Easily my all time personal favorite action film. I've probably watched it at least 500 times.


816 - Prince of Space - about 5 years ago
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I think Mike and the Bots laugh the most during this movie. They keep giggling between their lines and who can blame them? This is easily one of the top ten funniest episodes.


1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - almost 6 years ago
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@ 1:25:10 Mike does a shadow gag. That's one of the things I missed about Joel. He did those shadow gags allot more often. It's almost rare to see Mike doing one.


109 - Project Moonbase - over 4 years ago
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This is officially the worst episode. It has the least laughs.


307 - Daddy-O - over 5 years ago
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This is the first episode of MST3k I ever saw. I remember because the only part I remembered was Frank feeding the baby and the baby spitting the food out. I'll be god damned. Not only is that my first memory of this show. It is easily one of my earliest memories. Holy crap!


112 - Untamed Youth - over 5 years ago
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The song at the end of this movie reminded me of the last scene in BeetleJuice. Big time. How wonderful.


614 - San Francisco International - almost 6 years ago
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@ 57:57 Crow's laugh is hysterical.


312 - Gamera vs. Guiron - over 5 years ago
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Just to explain the obscure joke near the end. "Stop her, she's got my keyboard!" That's a reference to Mike. He had an ex-girlfriend who took his keyboard and never gave it back. How the people watching at home were supposed to get this is beyond me and I only know because of Google. So nice watching this show in 2014. It must have been frustrating to not get a reference and have no way to look it up instantly.


601 - Girls Town - over 4 years ago
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You've really got to admire how the boys always are extremely appalled by any sort of physical violence against women. It's so absurd to think at any time it was considered OK.


323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - over 4 years ago
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What the heck is Servo saying?

About 8 minutes in.... I won't do it! *mumbling* "I WON'T DO IT! I WON'T DO IT!" It's (no idea what servo says here) all of a sudden.

What did he say?


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I'm your boyfriend now. Allallallalla.


303 - Pod People - over 5 years ago
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Bambi, humans are basically good.


407 - The Killer Shrews - over 5 years ago
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Miles of keef in every direction.


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*lights go out, everyone screams* "All right! Make out time!" -Tom


107 - Robot Monster - over 5 years ago
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You're so bossy you should be milked before you come home at night.
"Dibs!"
"I'll get a stool and a pail."
"That's utterly ridiculous."
"Oh, cow could you say that?"
"Are you going to milk this for all it's worth?"


309 - The Amazing Colossal Man - over 5 years ago
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I'm still looking forward to our wedding night.


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You know I really envy women how they can dance by themselves or with each other at a party and nobody gives it a second thought. You know I have to spend half the night working up the courage to ask to dance and if she rejects me I have to make that shameful walk back across the room. Then I get so depressed...


301 - Cave Dwellers - about 5 years ago
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Oh come on. What the... This is a little ridiculous. OK, so he kills a deer, he tans the hides, he stretches the skins, he makes an anodized aluminum frame, he learns to extrude and weld all in about five minutes. He learns arrow dynamics.


323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - over 4 years ago
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The film's in black-face now.


323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - over 4 years ago
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Where has she been all my death?


323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - over 4 years ago
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You know, I am completely off the manual here. I have no idea what I'm doing. It is wild in here.


323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - over 4 years ago
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"Did I take a Hippocratic Oath?" No you took a Hippo-critic Oath.