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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Day the Earth Froze
    227
  2. Danger! Death Ray
    394
  3. The Crawling Eye
    216
  4. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    170
  5. The Mad Monster
    115
  6. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    144
  7. The Corpse Vanishes
    121
  8. Laserblast
    335
  9. Final Justice
    227
  10. Space Mutiny
    780
  11. The Final Sacrifice
    648
  12. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    588
  13. Pod People
    473
  14. Werewolf
    453
  15. Puma Man
    438
  16. Prince of Space
    376
  17. Hobgoblins
    333
  18. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    359
  19. I Accuse My Parents
    345
  20. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    295
  21. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    281
  22. Kitten with a Whip
    127
  23. Manhunt in Space
    139
  24. Eegah
    333
  25. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    193
  26. Master Ninja I
    215
  27. Zombie Nightmare
    261
  28. Girl in Gold Boots
    237
  29. Robot Holocaust
    123
  30. Catalina Caper
    227
  31. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    237
  32. Village of the Giants
    164
  33. The Crawling Hand
    128
  34. Robot Monster
    130
  35. The Slime People
    97
  36. Untamed Youth
    109
  37. The Black Scorpion
    94
  38. Rocketship X-M
    239
  39. The Sidehackers
    170
  40. Jungle Goddess
    146
  41. Rocket Attack USA
    120
  42. Wild Rebels
    136
  43. Lost Continent
    207
  44. The Hellcats
    89
  45. King Dinosaur
    165
  46. Time of the Apes
    221
  47. Daddy-O
    203
  48. The Amazing Colossal Man
    171
  49. It Conquered the World
    225
  50. Earth vs. the Spider
    166
  51. Mighty Jack
    143
  52. Teenage Caveman
    123
  53. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    193
  54. Time Chasers
    376
  55. The Unearthly
    164
  56. Moon Zero Two
    156
  57. Ring of Terror
    160
  58. Master Ninja II
    134
  59. Alien from L.A.
    238
  60. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    257
  61. The Mole People
    158
  62. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    159
  63. Gamera
    193
  64. Gamera vs. Barugon
    133
  65. The Sword and the Dragon
    188
  66. Gamera vs. Gaos
    116
  67. Gamera vs. Zigra
    133
  68. Gamera vs. Guiron
    199
  69. First Spaceship on Venus
    127
  70. The Giant Gila Monster
    201
  71. City Limits
    143
  72. Being from Another Planet
    159
  73. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    172
  74. The Killer Shrews
    211
  75. Hercules Unchained
    151
  76. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    172
  77. The Magic Sword
    168
  78. Hercules and the Captive Women
    128
  79. Tormented
    184
  80. The Beatniks
    161
  81. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    190
  82. The Rebel Set
    136
  83. The Human Duplicators
    167
  84. Bride of the Monster
    193
  85. Cave Dwellers
    359
  86. Girls Town
    245

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I just realized this is a totally boring party. Let's bring out the peyote!


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501 - Warrior of the Lost World - almost 3 years ago

Joel is awesome for mentioning Terminator 2. Easily my all time personal favorite action film. I've probably watched it at least 500 times.


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816 - Prince of Space - over 2 years ago

I think Mike and the Bots laugh the most during this movie. They keep giggling between their lines and who can blame them? This is easily one of the top ten funniest episodes.


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1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - about 3 years ago

@ 1:25:10 Mike does a shadow gag. That's one of the things I missed about Joel. He did those shadow gags allot more often. It's almost rare to see Mike doing one.


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109 - Project Moonbase - about 2 years ago

This is officially the worst episode. It has the least laughs.


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307 - Daddy-O - almost 3 years ago

This is the first episode of MST3k I ever saw. I remember because the only part I remembered was Frank feeding the baby and the baby spitting the food out. I'll be god damned. Not only is that my first memory of this show. It is easily one of my earliest memories. Holy crap!


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112 - Untamed Youth - almost 3 years ago

The song at the end of this movie reminded me of the last scene in BeetleJuice. Big time. How wonderful.


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Totally plausible that a 9 year old boy would know how to sabotage extra terrestrial electronic equipment.


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614 - San Francisco International - about 3 years ago

@ 57:57 Crow's laugh is hysterical.


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312 - Gamera vs. Guiron - over 2 years ago

Just to explain the obscure joke near the end. "Stop her, she's got my keyboard!" That's a reference to Mike. He had an ex-girlfriend who took his keyboard and never gave it back. How the people watching at home were supposed to get this is beyond me and I only know because of Google. So nice watching this show in 2014. It must have been frustrating to not get a reference and have no way to look it up instantly.


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601 - Girls Town - about 2 years ago

You've really got to admire how the boys always are extremely appalled by any sort of physical violence against women. It's so absurd to think at any time it was considered OK.


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323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - about 2 years ago

What the heck is Servo saying?

About 8 minutes in.... I won't do it! *mumbling* "I WON'T DO IT! I WON'T DO IT!" It's (no idea what servo says here) all of a sudden.

What did he say?


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407 - The Killer Shrews - over 2 years ago

Miles of keef in every direction.


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*lights go out, everyone screams* "All right! Make out time!" -Tom


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107 - Robot Monster - almost 3 years ago

You're so bossy you should be milked before you come home at night.
"Dibs!"
"I'll get a stool and a pail."
"That's utterly ridiculous."
"Oh, cow could you say that?"
"Are you going to milk this for all it's worth?"


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309 - The Amazing Colossal Man - almost 3 years ago

I'm still looking forward to our wedding night.


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You know I really envy women how they can dance by themselves or with each other at a party and nobody gives it a second thought. You know I have to spend half the night working up the courage to ask to dance and if she rejects me I have to make that shameful walk back across the room. Then I get so depressed...


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301 - Cave Dwellers - over 2 years ago

Oh come on. What the... This is a little ridiculous. OK, so he kills a deer, he tans the hides, he stretches the skins, he makes an anodized aluminum frame, he learns to extrude and weld all in about five minutes. He learns arrow dynamics.


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323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - about 2 years ago

The film's in black-face now.


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323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - about 2 years ago

Where has she been all my death?


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323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - about 2 years ago

You know, I am completely off the manual here. I have no idea what I'm doing. It is wild in here.


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323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - about 2 years ago

"Did I take a Hippocratic Oath?" No you took a Hippo-critic Oath.


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323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - about 2 years ago

*inhales deeply* Keep it comin'. I can take more. *struggles to hold breath*


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323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - about 2 years ago

"What is this, kirlian photography?" Yeah, Moe, Larry, and Curly-ian photography.