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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Day the Earth Froze
    270
  2. Danger! Death Ray
    462
  3. The Crawling Eye
    256
  4. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    203
  5. The Mad Monster
    137
  6. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    168
  7. The Corpse Vanishes
    150
  8. Laserblast
    385
  9. Final Justice
    260
  10. Space Mutiny
    879
  11. The Final Sacrifice
    736
  12. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    667
  13. Pod People
    554
  14. Werewolf
    520
  15. Puma Man
    503
  16. Prince of Space
    449
  17. Hobgoblins
    383
  18. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    413
  19. I Accuse My Parents
    399
  20. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    336
  21. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    329
  22. Kitten with a Whip
    150
  23. Manhunt in Space
    163
  24. Eegah
    380
  25. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    219
  26. Master Ninja I
    249
  27. Zombie Nightmare
    297
  28. Girl in Gold Boots
    272
  29. Robot Holocaust
    153
  30. Catalina Caper
    259
  31. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    302
  32. Village of the Giants
    191
  33. The Crawling Hand
    157
  34. Robot Monster
    152
  35. The Slime People
    122
  36. Untamed Youth
    132
  37. The Black Scorpion
    119
  38. Rocketship X-M
    278
  39. The Sidehackers
    205
  40. Jungle Goddess
    184
  41. Rocket Attack USA
    147
  42. Wild Rebels
    163
  43. Lost Continent
    240
  44. The Hellcats
    111
  45. King Dinosaur
    198
  46. Time of the Apes
    270
  47. Daddy-O
    244
  48. The Amazing Colossal Man
    204
  49. It Conquered the World
    281
  50. Earth vs. the Spider
    192
  51. Mighty Jack
    168
  52. Teenage Caveman
    149
  53. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    219
  54. Time Chasers
    424
  55. The Unearthly
    197
  56. Moon Zero Two
    195
  57. Ring of Terror
    188
  58. Master Ninja II
    155
  59. Alien from L.A.
    271
  60. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    289
  61. The Mole People
    198
  62. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    194
  63. Gamera
    239
  64. Gamera vs. Barugon
    170
  65. The Sword and the Dragon
    216
  66. Gamera vs. Gaos
    146
  67. Gamera vs. Zigra
    169
  68. Gamera vs. Guiron
    242
  69. First Spaceship on Venus
    153
  70. The Giant Gila Monster
    248
  71. City Limits
    168
  72. Being from Another Planet
    193
  73. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    210
  74. The Killer Shrews
    250
  75. Hercules Unchained
    179
  76. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    209
  77. The Magic Sword
    204
  78. Hercules and the Captive Women
    153
  79. Tormented
    218
  80. The Beatniks
    182
  81. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    225
  82. The Rebel Set
    156
  83. The Human Duplicators
    203
  84. Bride of the Monster
    230
  85. Cave Dwellers
    423
  86. Girls Town
    284

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Totally plausible that a 9 year old boy would know how to sabotage extra terrestrial electronic equipment.


624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women - almost 7 years ago
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I just realized this is a totally boring party. Let's bring out the peyote!


501 - Warrior of the Lost World - over 5 years ago
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Joel is awesome for mentioning Terminator 2. Easily my all time personal favorite action film. I've probably watched it at least 500 times.


816 - Prince of Space - almost 5 years ago
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I think Mike and the Bots laugh the most during this movie. They keep giggling between their lines and who can blame them? This is easily one of the top ten funniest episodes.


1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - over 5 years ago
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@ 1:25:10 Mike does a shadow gag. That's one of the things I missed about Joel. He did those shadow gags allot more often. It's almost rare to see Mike doing one.


109 - Project Moonbase - over 4 years ago
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This is officially the worst episode. It has the least laughs.


307 - Daddy-O - over 5 years ago
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This is the first episode of MST3k I ever saw. I remember because the only part I remembered was Frank feeding the baby and the baby spitting the food out. I'll be god damned. Not only is that my first memory of this show. It is easily one of my earliest memories. Holy crap!


112 - Untamed Youth - over 5 years ago
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The song at the end of this movie reminded me of the last scene in BeetleJuice. Big time. How wonderful.


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@ 57:57 Crow's laugh is hysterical.


312 - Gamera vs. Guiron - about 5 years ago
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Just to explain the obscure joke near the end. "Stop her, she's got my keyboard!" That's a reference to Mike. He had an ex-girlfriend who took his keyboard and never gave it back. How the people watching at home were supposed to get this is beyond me and I only know because of Google. So nice watching this show in 2014. It must have been frustrating to not get a reference and have no way to look it up instantly.


601 - Girls Town - over 4 years ago
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You've really got to admire how the boys always are extremely appalled by any sort of physical violence against women. It's so absurd to think at any time it was considered OK.


323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - over 4 years ago
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What the heck is Servo saying?

About 8 minutes in.... I won't do it! *mumbling* "I WON'T DO IT! I WON'T DO IT!" It's (no idea what servo says here) all of a sudden.

What did he say?


Recent Riffs

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I'm your boyfriend now. Allallallalla.


303 - Pod People - about 5 years ago
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Bambi, humans are basically good.


407 - The Killer Shrews - about 5 years ago
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Miles of keef in every direction.


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*lights go out, everyone screams* "All right! Make out time!" -Tom


107 - Robot Monster - over 5 years ago
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You're so bossy you should be milked before you come home at night.
"Dibs!"
"I'll get a stool and a pail."
"That's utterly ridiculous."
"Oh, cow could you say that?"
"Are you going to milk this for all it's worth?"


309 - The Amazing Colossal Man - over 5 years ago
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I'm still looking forward to our wedding night.


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You know I really envy women how they can dance by themselves or with each other at a party and nobody gives it a second thought. You know I have to spend half the night working up the courage to ask to dance and if she rejects me I have to make that shameful walk back across the room. Then I get so depressed...


301 - Cave Dwellers - almost 5 years ago
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Oh come on. What the... This is a little ridiculous. OK, so he kills a deer, he tans the hides, he stretches the skins, he makes an anodized aluminum frame, he learns to extrude and weld all in about five minutes. He learns arrow dynamics.


323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - over 4 years ago
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The film's in black-face now.


323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - over 4 years ago
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Where has she been all my death?


323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - over 4 years ago
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You know, I am completely off the manual here. I have no idea what I'm doing. It is wild in here.


323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - over 4 years ago
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"Did I take a Hippocratic Oath?" No you took a Hippo-critic Oath.