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Matt Towler
In Massachusetts

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Mitchell
    497
  2. Ring of Terror
    161
  3. Time Chasers
    378
  4. Prince of Space
    378
  5. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    595
  6. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    192
  7. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    193
  8. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    194
  9. I Accuse My Parents
    346
  10. Monster A-Go Go
    293
  11. Daddy-O
    205
  12. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    180
  13. Tormented
    187
  14. Pod People
    476
  15. Time of the Apes
    224
  16. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    120
  17. Cave Dwellers
    362
  18. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    233
  19. The Day the Earth Froze
    228
  20. Operation Double 007
    196
  21. Werewolf
    457
  22. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    182
  23. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    210
  24. Wild Rebels
    137
  25. It Conquered the World
    227
  26. The Rebel Set
    136
  27. The Human Duplicators
    169
  28. The Beatniks
    160
  29. Final Justice
    229
  30. Girls Town
    250
  31. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    179
  32. Being from Another Planet
    160
  33. Catalina Caper
    230
  34. Eegah
    335
  35. The Final Sacrifice
    649
  36. Space Mutiny
    784
  37. Rocketship X-M
    240
  38. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    175
  39. Teenage Caveman
    124
  40. The Amazing Colossal Man
    171
  41. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    257
  42. Horror of Party Beach
    270
  43. Kitten with a Whip
    129
  44. Teenagers from Outer Space
    230
  45. The Giant Gila Monster
    201
  46. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    289
  47. War of the Colossal Beast
    189
  48. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    150
  49. The Magic Sword
    170
  50. Bride of the Monster
    194
  51. Hercules Unchained
    153
  52. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    173
  53. The Sinister Urge
    184
  54. The Sidehackers
    171
  55. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    222
  56. Riding with Death
    336
  57. Teenage Crime Wave
    149
  58. Jungle Goddess
    146
  59. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    235
  60. It Lives by Night
    143
  61. The Black Scorpion
    94
  62. SST: Death Flight
    65

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401 - Space Travelers - 9 months ago

I just want to 2nd RevJoan ... Trace's Gregory Peck is amazing! It's worth the price of admission alone...


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507 - I Accuse My Parents - 11 months ago

quack...quack quack quack


New MST3K season is complete?
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Forum - 9 months ago

Could this even be real? ALL the new MST3K episodes are complete? According to: http://moviepilot.com/posts/3974937


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304 - Gamera vs. Barugon - about 1 year ago

♫I call that a Barugon...the best I ever had...♫


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507 - I Accuse My Parents - over 4 years ago

"...the hell?! Tom Servo, you're naked!!"


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Aahh! Their coffee cups in the host segment are the same colors as they are (Gypsy's is purple, etc.)! How did I not notice that before!


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402 - The Giant Gila Monster - over 1 year ago

Ah, so this is the infamous episode where "art" was born! Does anyone know the episode where Joel calls him art crow? Joel was making a reference to Art Carney but the kid didn't get it


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311 - It Conquered the World - over 3 years ago

"For a few dollars you can hire a woman who will fit all your fetishes!" I didn't make this up people and it isn't a riff....


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407 - The Killer Shrews - about 3 years ago

Awwwww cute puppy dogs in shrew outfits! Almost as cute as


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818 - Devil Doll - over 2 years ago

LOL strudel Servo in the Theater


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Forum - over 1 year ago

Did you? I may have just put them over $5.5M, all told. Joel says another half-million will fund an Episode 13. Don't make me go all Sally Struthers.


Recent Riffs

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508 - Operation Double 007 - over 4 years ago

Good God I'm ugly. Scared my own children out of the nursery today.


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424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - over 4 years ago

TEN CARS?!?


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502 - Hercules - about 1 year ago

I have a delicious poison in the morning, and...that's it.


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Just ask for the girl with two buckets...get it?


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613 - The Sinister Urge - about 3 years ago

"Send her right in." Send her breasts right in too.


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503 - Swamp Diamonds - almost 4 years ago

Beverly can sure handle a Johnson, can't she?


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K13 - SST: Death Flight - about 1 year ago

Burgess Meredith is shrinking at an alarming rate.


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601 - Girls Town - over 4 years ago

GIGAAAAAANTOR!!


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203 - Jungle Goddess - about 2 years ago

"Well, I've been in better jails in my life." That's nothing to brag about, Bob.


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519 - Outlaw of Gor - over 4 years ago

I have come to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of ass.


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820 - Space Mutiny - about 2 years ago

"We're going in!" I clogged up the toilet, but we're going in!


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203 - Jungle Goddess - almost 3 years ago

"You always say something like that just when I'm beginning to enjoy myself." Then I gotta wait a few minutes before I can leave.