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Matt Towler
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Favorite Episodes

  1. Mitchell
    521
  2. Ring of Terror
    171
  3. Time Chasers
    394
  4. Prince of Space
    401
  5. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    617
  6. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    204
  7. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    201
  8. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    203
  9. I Accuse My Parents
    364
  10. Monster A-Go Go
    312
  11. Daddy-O
    222
  12. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    189
  13. Tormented
    196
  14. Pod People
    505
  15. Time of the Apes
    245
  16. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    130
  17. Cave Dwellers
    385
  18. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    248
  19. The Day the Earth Froze
    236
  20. Operation Double 007
    206
  21. Werewolf
    477
  22. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    196
  23. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    221
  24. Wild Rebels
    144
  25. It Conquered the World
    243
  26. The Rebel Set
    142
  27. The Human Duplicators
    182
  28. The Beatniks
    167
  29. Final Justice
    238
  30. Girls Town
    259
  31. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    190
  32. Being from Another Planet
    172
  33. Catalina Caper
    246
  34. Eegah
    353
  35. The Final Sacrifice
    671
  36. Space Mutiny
    817
  37. Rocketship X-M
    257
  38. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    188
  39. Teenage Caveman
    131
  40. The Amazing Colossal Man
    181
  41. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    264
  42. Horror of Party Beach
    280
  43. Kitten with a Whip
    138
  44. Teenagers from Outer Space
    246
  45. The Giant Gila Monster
    216
  46. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    302
  47. War of the Colossal Beast
    202
  48. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    152
  49. The Magic Sword
    182
  50. Bride of the Monster
    204
  51. Hercules Unchained
    160
  52. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    186
  53. The Sinister Urge
    194
  54. The Sidehackers
    185
  55. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    230
  56. Riding with Death
    349
  57. Teenage Crime Wave
    156
  58. Jungle Goddess
    159
  59. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    243
  60. It Lives by Night
    152
  61. The Black Scorpion
    105
  62. SST: Death Flight
    72

Recent Comments with recent replies

MST3K Live in Boston
Forum - 3 months ago
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Anyone else here at the show in Boston last night? I quite enjoyed it.


Best Riffs for #1107 "The Land that Time Forgot"
Forum - 4 months ago
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Not a riff, but it was awesome when Jonah says "Now that I think about, it's EVERYBODY'S birthday!!!"


Happy Anniversary!
Forum - 5 months ago
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I'm given to understand that today is the 60th anniversary of the release of THE AMAZING COLOSSAL MAN! Don't care for him? Aw - he'll grow on you... Join me, won't you?


Forum - 5 months ago
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I have chosen a new name! Formerly Punch Rockgroin, I am now The Rice Psychiatrist. Name the Rifftrax short that came from and you get a geek cookie.


MST3K Tour Dates announced!
Forum - 5 months ago
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Announcement: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-knOUtUQ9Q

Tour dates and cities:
7/6/17 -- Boston, MA
7/7/17 -- Philadelphia, PA
7/7/17 -- Philadelphia, PA
7/8/17 -- New York, NY
7/8/17 -- New York, NY
7/9/17 -- Washington, DC
7/9/17 -- Washington, DC
7/12/17 -- Columbus, OH
7/13/17 -- St. Louis, MO
7/14/17 -- Royal Oak, MI
7/14/17 -- Royal Oak, MI
7/15/17 -- Milwaukee, WI
7/15/17 -- Milwaukee, WI
7/16/17 -- Chicago, IL
7/16/17 -- Chicago, IL
7/18/17 -- Denver, CO
7/20/17 -- Phoenix, AZ
7/21/17 -- San Diego, CA
7/22/17 -- San Diego, CA
7/23/17 -- Los Angeles, CA
7/23/17 -- Los Angeles, CA
7/26/17 -- San Francisco, CA
7/27/17 -- San Francisco, CA
7/28/17 -- Portland, OR
7/29/17 -- Seattle, WA
7/29/17 -- Seattle, WA
7/30/17 -- Vancouver, BC
8/1/17 -- Salt Lake City, UT
8/3/17 -- Kansas City, KS
8/4/17 -- Minneapolis, MN
8/4/17 -- Minneapolis, MN
8/6/17 -- Green Bay, WI
8/8/17 -- Cleveland, OH
8/9/17 -- Baltimore, MD
8/10/17 -- Richmond, VA
8/11/17 -- Nashville, TN
8/11/17 -- Nashville, TN
8/12/17 -- Atlanta, GA
8/12/17 -- Atlanta, GA


401 - Space Travelers - over 1 year ago
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I just want to 2nd RevJoan ... Trace's Gregory Peck is amazing! It's worth the price of admission alone...


507 - I Accuse My Parents - over 1 year ago
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quack...quack quack quack


New MST3K season is complete?
Forum - over 1 year ago
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Could this even be real? ALL the new MST3K episodes are complete? According to: http://moviepilot.com/posts/3974937


304 - Gamera vs. Barugon - over 1 year ago
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♫I call that a Barugon...the best I ever had...♫


507 - I Accuse My Parents - about 5 years ago
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"...the hell?! Tom Servo, you're naked!!"


Recent Riffs

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This guy can't possibly live up to the song they wrote about him. Probably an accountant named Wallace.


522 - Teenage Crime Wave - 5 months ago
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You're gonna have to get in line, there's a couple cows in front of you.


522 - Teenage Crime Wave - 5 months ago
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"Hostage!" Pasta? "Hostage!" Sausage?


508 - Operation Double 007 - over 5 years ago
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Good God I'm ugly. Scared my own children out of the nursery today.


424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - about 5 years ago
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TEN CARS?!?


502 - Hercules - over 1 year ago
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I have a delicious poison in the morning, and...that's it.


505 - The Magic Voyage of Sinbad - about 4 years ago
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Just ask for the girl with two buckets...get it?


613 - The Sinister Urge - over 3 years ago
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"Send her right in." Send her breasts right in too.


503 - Swamp Diamonds - over 4 years ago
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Beverly can sure handle a Johnson, can't she?


K13 - SST: Death Flight - over 1 year ago
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Burgess Meredith is shrinking at an alarming rate.


601 - Girls Town - about 5 years ago
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GIGAAAAAANTOR!!


203 - Jungle Goddess - over 2 years ago
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"Well, I've been in better jails in my life." That's nothing to brag about, Bob.