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Matt Towler
In Massachusetts

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Mitchell
    511
  2. Ring of Terror
    165
  3. Time Chasers
    391
  4. Prince of Space
    393
  5. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    610
  6. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    200
  7. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    198
  8. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    196
  9. I Accuse My Parents
    355
  10. Monster A-Go Go
    306
  11. Daddy-O
    218
  12. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    186
  13. Tormented
    189
  14. Pod People
    494
  15. Time of the Apes
    236
  16. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    124
  17. Cave Dwellers
    375
  18. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    243
  19. The Day the Earth Froze
    232
  20. Operation Double 007
    201
  21. Werewolf
    471
  22. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    192
  23. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    216
  24. Wild Rebels
    139
  25. It Conquered the World
    237
  26. The Rebel Set
    140
  27. The Human Duplicators
    174
  28. The Beatniks
    161
  29. Final Justice
    235
  30. Girls Town
    254
  31. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    184
  32. Being from Another Planet
    166
  33. Catalina Caper
    241
  34. Eegah
    345
  35. The Final Sacrifice
    660
  36. Space Mutiny
    803
  37. Rocketship X-M
    248
  38. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    181
  39. Teenage Caveman
    128
  40. The Amazing Colossal Man
    177
  41. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    262
  42. Horror of Party Beach
    276
  43. Kitten with a Whip
    132
  44. Teenagers from Outer Space
    238
  45. The Giant Gila Monster
    209
  46. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    294
  47. War of the Colossal Beast
    194
  48. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    152
  49. The Magic Sword
    177
  50. Bride of the Monster
    199
  51. Hercules Unchained
    157
  52. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    178
  53. The Sinister Urge
    187
  54. The Sidehackers
    176
  55. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    228
  56. Riding with Death
    341
  57. Teenage Crime Wave
    153
  58. Jungle Goddess
    153
  59. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    239
  60. It Lives by Night
    147
  61. The Black Scorpion
    99
  62. SST: Death Flight
    67

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Happy Anniversary!
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Forum - about 1 month ago

I'm given to understand that today is the 60th anniversary of the release of THE AMAZING COLOSSAL MAN! Don't care for him? Aw - he'll grow on you... Join me, won't you?


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Forum - about 1 month ago

I have chosen a new name! Formerly Punch Rockgroin, I am now The Rice Psychiatrist. Name the Rifftrax short that came from and you get a geek cookie.


MST3K Tour Dates announced!
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Forum - about 1 month ago

Announcement: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-knOUtUQ9Q

Tour dates and cities:
7/6/17 -- Boston, MA
7/7/17 -- Philadelphia, PA
7/7/17 -- Philadelphia, PA
7/8/17 -- New York, NY
7/8/17 -- New York, NY
7/9/17 -- Washington, DC
7/9/17 -- Washington, DC
7/12/17 -- Columbus, OH
7/13/17 -- St. Louis, MO
7/14/17 -- Royal Oak, MI
7/14/17 -- Royal Oak, MI
7/15/17 -- Milwaukee, WI
7/15/17 -- Milwaukee, WI
7/16/17 -- Chicago, IL
7/16/17 -- Chicago, IL
7/18/17 -- Denver, CO
7/20/17 -- Phoenix, AZ
7/21/17 -- San Diego, CA
7/22/17 -- San Diego, CA
7/23/17 -- Los Angeles, CA
7/23/17 -- Los Angeles, CA
7/26/17 -- San Francisco, CA
7/27/17 -- San Francisco, CA
7/28/17 -- Portland, OR
7/29/17 -- Seattle, WA
7/29/17 -- Seattle, WA
7/30/17 -- Vancouver, BC
8/1/17 -- Salt Lake City, UT
8/3/17 -- Kansas City, KS
8/4/17 -- Minneapolis, MN
8/4/17 -- Minneapolis, MN
8/6/17 -- Green Bay, WI
8/8/17 -- Cleveland, OH
8/9/17 -- Baltimore, MD
8/10/17 -- Richmond, VA
8/11/17 -- Nashville, TN
8/11/17 -- Nashville, TN
8/12/17 -- Atlanta, GA
8/12/17 -- Atlanta, GA


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401 - Space Travelers - about 1 year ago

I just want to 2nd RevJoan ... Trace's Gregory Peck is amazing! It's worth the price of admission alone...


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507 - I Accuse My Parents - about 1 year ago

quack...quack quack quack


New MST3K season is complete?
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Forum - about 1 year ago

Could this even be real? ALL the new MST3K episodes are complete? According to: http://moviepilot.com/posts/3974937


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304 - Gamera vs. Barugon - over 1 year ago

♫I call that a Barugon...the best I ever had...♫


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507 - I Accuse My Parents - almost 5 years ago

"...the hell?! Tom Servo, you're naked!!"


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406 - Attack of the Giant Leeches - over 3 years ago

Aahh! Their coffee cups in the host segment are the same colors as they are (Gypsy's is purple, etc.)! How did I not notice that before!


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402 - The Giant Gila Monster - over 1 year ago

Ah, so this is the infamous episode where "art" was born! Does anyone know the episode where Joel calls him art crow? Joel was making a reference to Art Carney but the kid didn't get it


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311 - It Conquered the World - over 3 years ago

"For a few dollars you can hire a woman who will fit all your fetishes!" I didn't make this up people and it isn't a riff....


Recent Riffs

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522 - Teenage Crime Wave - about 1 month ago

You're gonna have to get in line, there's a couple cows in front of you.


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522 - Teenage Crime Wave - about 1 month ago

"Hostage!" Pasta? "Hostage!" Sausage?


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508 - Operation Double 007 - almost 5 years ago

Good God I'm ugly. Scared my own children out of the nursery today.


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424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - over 4 years ago

TEN CARS?!?


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502 - Hercules - over 1 year ago

I have a delicious poison in the morning, and...that's it.


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505 - The Magic Voyage of Sinbad - almost 4 years ago

Just ask for the girl with two buckets...get it?


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613 - The Sinister Urge - over 3 years ago

"Send her right in." Send her breasts right in too.


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503 - Swamp Diamonds - about 4 years ago

Beverly can sure handle a Johnson, can't she?


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K13 - SST: Death Flight - over 1 year ago

Burgess Meredith is shrinking at an alarming rate.


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601 - Girls Town - almost 5 years ago

GIGAAAAAANTOR!!


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203 - Jungle Goddess - over 2 years ago

"Well, I've been in better jails in my life." That's nothing to brag about, Bob.


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519 - Outlaw of Gor - over 4 years ago

I have come to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of ass.