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Mitchell
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Ring of Terror
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Time Chasers
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Prince of Space
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Manos: The Hands of Fate
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Attack of the the Eye Creatures
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The Girl in Lovers Lane
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Daddy-O
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The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
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Space Mutiny
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Time of the Apes
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Monster A-Go Go
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Secret Agent Super Dragon
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Tormented
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Lassie: The Painted Hills
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I Accuse My Parents
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Pod People
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Cave Dwellers
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Samson Vs The Vampire Women
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Invasion of the Neptune Men
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Wild Rebels
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It Conquered the World
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The Human Duplicators
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Rocketship X-M
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Werewolf
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The Amazing Colossal Man
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Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
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Horror of Party Beach
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Teenagers from Outer Space
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The Giant Gila Monster
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The Sidehackers
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Jungle Goddess
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Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
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The Black Scorpion
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SST: Death Flight
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Recent Riffs
212 - Godzilla vs. Megalon
- 15 days ago
And kids, don't forget to read Godzilla vs. the Velveteen Rabbit!
503 - Swamp Diamonds
- 21 days ago
Whoa, Miss Tunnel Vision there. Didn't she see that big beige thing coming at her?
505 - The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
- 22 days ago
"We come with peace in our hearts." And ants in our pants!
510 - Lassie: The Painted Hills
- 23 days ago
"Don't let this happen to you." Don't change a tire with your face.





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This Week's Journal Entry: Episode 702 - The Brute Man
http://www.mst3kjournal.com/index.htm
"God Is Dead" GOOD!!!
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We all know and love Springy the No-Springs Sprite, or Mikey the No-Mike Sprite.. but I want to try something out, I hope it doesn't break anything... Here goes:
"I wish I'd never see another sprite again in my life!"
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WATCH OUT FOR SNAKES
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I apologize. In several consecutive moments of “unthought,” I caused many nice people here a lot of worry. It was not for nothing; however, I only made things worse by thoughtlessly disappearing without a word.
I want to personally apologize to Russ, X-terra, CeaCea, Classic, RevJJVQ, sweet Marie, and of course Leslie, whose post let me know I had made a terrible mistake. I’m sorry everyone, it was not my intention to cause a big drama or worry you. (I will also be groveling on FB)
I am very touched by your concern and reminded just how special MiSTies are. You truly are a breed apart and I’m sorry I acted so thoughtlessly.
I want to assure you that my loving wife has conked me on the head as punishment, and Leslie has promised to mail me Anthrax sometime when I’m least expecting it; I live in fear! Please take me back and send Leslie your personal pleas to let me off the hook. Thank-you, won’t you.
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OH MY GOD.I just found out that Diabolik and Kalgan are the SAME GUY! Am I the only one who didn't realize this?! I feel like a chump! If I am, please feel free to make fun/throw things at me.
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Random thought: I heard so many extra riffs just by getting a good pair of headphones. It's almost like watching the show new all over again.
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I just noticed that six of the videos on the 'Other Vids' page have negative number of laughs. 8o
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The episodes that you just...can't. I love MST3K, but there are a few episodes that I just have the hardest time sitting through. Mine are:
1. Space Travelers. How can a movie with this much star power be soooo boring? Unlike Apollo 13, this movie just makes me queasy. And the riffing is pretty mediocre.
2. The Girl In Lovers Lane. I'm a big sucker and despite the fact that these movies suck, I can't help but get attached to some of the characters. So when the girl dies...I was like, "WHAT!? WHY!?" Even Sidehackers isn't that big of a downer for me.
3. Werewolf. Seriously, why the hell is this one so popular?
4. Hamlet. How do you screw up Shakespeare? Just boring, and no big laughs from the riffers either.
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What was wrong with cameras # 1-8?
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Okay after this I swear I won't post again today, or all week.
I'm looking for the Crow figurine that came with the 20th anniversary tin box. I'm having the worst lucky finding it.
If anyone runs into it online, please let me know!!