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Matt Towler
In Massachusetts

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Mitchell
    560
  2. Ring of Terror
    185
  3. Time Chasers
    421
  4. Prince of Space
    447
  5. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    659
  6. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    220
  7. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    215
  8. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    217
  9. I Accuse My Parents
    392
  10. Monster A-Go Go
    327
  11. Daddy-O
    240
  12. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    211
  13. Tormented
    215
  14. Pod People
    541
  15. Time of the Apes
    262
  16. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    149
  17. Cave Dwellers
    415
  18. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    269
  19. The Day the Earth Froze
    261
  20. Operation Double 007
    226
  21. Werewolf
    516
  22. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    215
  23. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    234
  24. Wild Rebels
    158
  25. It Conquered the World
    273
  26. The Rebel Set
    155
  27. The Human Duplicators
    200
  28. The Beatniks
    179
  29. Final Justice
    256
  30. Girls Town
    280
  31. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    207
  32. Being from Another Planet
    188
  33. Catalina Caper
    254
  34. Eegah
    375
  35. The Final Sacrifice
    731
  36. Space Mutiny
    868
  37. Rocketship X-M
    273
  38. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    207
  39. Teenage Caveman
    148
  40. The Amazing Colossal Man
    201
  41. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    286
  42. Horror of Party Beach
    304
  43. Kitten with a Whip
    147
  44. Teenagers from Outer Space
    274
  45. The Giant Gila Monster
    243
  46. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    324
  47. War of the Colossal Beast
    214
  48. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    167
  49. The Magic Sword
    198
  50. Bride of the Monster
    226
  51. Hercules Unchained
    175
  52. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    204
  53. The Sinister Urge
    209
  54. The Sidehackers
    197
  55. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    246
  56. Riding with Death
    380
  57. Teenage Crime Wave
    175
  58. Jungle Goddess
    179
  59. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    266
  60. It Lives by Night
    167
  61. The Black Scorpion
    116
  62. SST: Death Flight
    75

Recent Comments with recent replies

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The three GREATEST opening theme songs of all time:
1: Believe it or Not (Greatest American Hero)
2: SOL Theme (MST3K)
3: Suicide is Painless (M*A*S*H*)
I swear to the Holiest of Gods if someone replies to this post adding "Friends", I will lose faith in humanity...


MST3K Live in Boston
Forum - over 1 year ago
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Anyone else here at the show in Boston last night? I quite enjoyed it.


Best Riffs for #1107 "The Land that Time Forgot"
Forum - over 1 year ago
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Not a riff, but it was awesome when Jonah says "Now that I think about, it's EVERYBODY'S birthday!!!"


Happy Anniversary!
Forum - almost 2 years ago
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I'm given to understand that today is the 60th anniversary of the release of THE AMAZING COLOSSAL MAN! Don't care for him? Aw - he'll grow on you... Join me, won't you?


Forum - almost 2 years ago
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I have chosen a new name! Formerly Punch Rockgroin, I am now The Rice Psychiatrist. Name the Rifftrax short that came from and you get a geek cookie.


MST3K Tour Dates announced!
Forum - almost 2 years ago
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Announcement: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-knOUtUQ9Q

Tour dates and cities:
7/6/17 -- Boston, MA
7/7/17 -- Philadelphia, PA
7/7/17 -- Philadelphia, PA
7/8/17 -- New York, NY
7/8/17 -- New York, NY
7/9/17 -- Washington, DC
7/9/17 -- Washington, DC
7/12/17 -- Columbus, OH
7/13/17 -- St. Louis, MO
7/14/17 -- Royal Oak, MI
7/14/17 -- Royal Oak, MI
7/15/17 -- Milwaukee, WI
7/15/17 -- Milwaukee, WI
7/16/17 -- Chicago, IL
7/16/17 -- Chicago, IL
7/18/17 -- Denver, CO
7/20/17 -- Phoenix, AZ
7/21/17 -- San Diego, CA
7/22/17 -- San Diego, CA
7/23/17 -- Los Angeles, CA
7/23/17 -- Los Angeles, CA
7/26/17 -- San Francisco, CA
7/27/17 -- San Francisco, CA
7/28/17 -- Portland, OR
7/29/17 -- Seattle, WA
7/29/17 -- Seattle, WA
7/30/17 -- Vancouver, BC
8/1/17 -- Salt Lake City, UT
8/3/17 -- Kansas City, KS
8/4/17 -- Minneapolis, MN
8/4/17 -- Minneapolis, MN
8/6/17 -- Green Bay, WI
8/8/17 -- Cleveland, OH
8/9/17 -- Baltimore, MD
8/10/17 -- Richmond, VA
8/11/17 -- Nashville, TN
8/11/17 -- Nashville, TN
8/12/17 -- Atlanta, GA
8/12/17 -- Atlanta, GA


401 - Space Travelers - almost 3 years ago
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I just want to 2nd RevJoan ... Trace's Gregory Peck is amazing! It's worth the price of admission alone...


507 - I Accuse My Parents - almost 3 years ago
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quack...quack quack quack


New MST3K season is complete?
Forum - almost 3 years ago
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Could this even be real? ALL the new MST3K episodes are complete? According to: http://moviepilot.com/posts/3974937


304 - Gamera vs. Barugon - about 3 years ago
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♫I call that a Barugon...the best I ever had...♫


Recent Riffs

706 - Laserblast - over 6 years ago
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Oh no, his car turned into a sedan and crashed and exploded!


508 - Operation Double 007 - over 1 year ago
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This guy can't possibly live up to the song they wrote about him. Probably an accountant named Wallace.


522 - Teenage Crime Wave - almost 2 years ago
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You're gonna have to get in line, there's a couple cows in front of you.


522 - Teenage Crime Wave - almost 2 years ago
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"Hostage!" Pasta? "Hostage!" Sausage?


508 - Operation Double 007 - over 6 years ago
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Good God I'm ugly. Scared my own children out of the nursery today.


424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - over 6 years ago
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TEN CARS?!?


502 - Hercules - about 3 years ago
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I have a delicious poison in the morning, and...that's it.


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Just ask for the girl with two buckets...get it?


613 - The Sinister Urge - about 5 years ago
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"Send her right in." Send her breasts right in too.


503 - Swamp Diamonds - almost 6 years ago
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Beverly can sure handle a Johnson, can't she?


K13 - SST: Death Flight - about 3 years ago
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Burgess Meredith is shrinking at an alarming rate.


601 - Girls Town - over 6 years ago
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GIGAAAAAANTOR!!