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Matt Towler
In Massachusetts

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Mitchell
    539
  2. Ring of Terror
    178
  3. Time Chasers
    410
  4. Prince of Space
    425
  5. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    637
  6. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    210
  7. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    208
  8. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    212
  9. I Accuse My Parents
    376
  10. Monster A-Go Go
    319
  11. Daddy-O
    230
  12. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    199
  13. Tormented
    208
  14. Pod People
    522
  15. Time of the Apes
    253
  16. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    140
  17. Cave Dwellers
    401
  18. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    262
  19. The Day the Earth Froze
    249
  20. Operation Double 007
    215
  21. Werewolf
    497
  22. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    207
  23. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    227
  24. Wild Rebels
    151
  25. It Conquered the World
    258
  26. The Rebel Set
    148
  27. The Human Duplicators
    193
  28. The Beatniks
    173
  29. Final Justice
    248
  30. Girls Town
    272
  31. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    197
  32. Being from Another Planet
    180
  33. Catalina Caper
    248
  34. Eegah
    362
  35. The Final Sacrifice
    711
  36. Space Mutiny
    847
  37. Rocketship X-M
    267
  38. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    197
  39. Teenage Caveman
    140
  40. The Amazing Colossal Man
    193
  41. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    279
  42. Horror of Party Beach
    297
  43. Kitten with a Whip
    145
  44. Teenagers from Outer Space
    262
  45. The Giant Gila Monster
    226
  46. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    313
  47. War of the Colossal Beast
    207
  48. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    160
  49. The Magic Sword
    192
  50. Bride of the Monster
    215
  51. Hercules Unchained
    169
  52. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    196
  53. The Sinister Urge
    202
  54. The Sidehackers
    190
  55. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    240
  56. Riding with Death
    361
  57. Teenage Crime Wave
    169
  58. Jungle Goddess
    170
  59. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    257
  60. It Lives by Night
    161
  61. The Black Scorpion
    111
  62. SST: Death Flight
    74

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MST3K Live in Boston
Forum - 12 months ago
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Anyone else here at the show in Boston last night? I quite enjoyed it.


Best Riffs for #1107 "The Land that Time Forgot"
Forum - 12 months ago
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Not a riff, but it was awesome when Jonah says "Now that I think about, it's EVERYBODY'S birthday!!!"


Happy Anniversary!
Forum - about 1 year ago
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I'm given to understand that today is the 60th anniversary of the release of THE AMAZING COLOSSAL MAN! Don't care for him? Aw - he'll grow on you... Join me, won't you?


Forum - about 1 year ago
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I have chosen a new name! Formerly Punch Rockgroin, I am now The Rice Psychiatrist. Name the Rifftrax short that came from and you get a geek cookie.


MST3K Tour Dates announced!
Forum - about 1 year ago
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Announcement: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-knOUtUQ9Q

Tour dates and cities:
7/6/17 -- Boston, MA
7/7/17 -- Philadelphia, PA
7/7/17 -- Philadelphia, PA
7/8/17 -- New York, NY
7/8/17 -- New York, NY
7/9/17 -- Washington, DC
7/9/17 -- Washington, DC
7/12/17 -- Columbus, OH
7/13/17 -- St. Louis, MO
7/14/17 -- Royal Oak, MI
7/14/17 -- Royal Oak, MI
7/15/17 -- Milwaukee, WI
7/15/17 -- Milwaukee, WI
7/16/17 -- Chicago, IL
7/16/17 -- Chicago, IL
7/18/17 -- Denver, CO
7/20/17 -- Phoenix, AZ
7/21/17 -- San Diego, CA
7/22/17 -- San Diego, CA
7/23/17 -- Los Angeles, CA
7/23/17 -- Los Angeles, CA
7/26/17 -- San Francisco, CA
7/27/17 -- San Francisco, CA
7/28/17 -- Portland, OR
7/29/17 -- Seattle, WA
7/29/17 -- Seattle, WA
7/30/17 -- Vancouver, BC
8/1/17 -- Salt Lake City, UT
8/3/17 -- Kansas City, KS
8/4/17 -- Minneapolis, MN
8/4/17 -- Minneapolis, MN
8/6/17 -- Green Bay, WI
8/8/17 -- Cleveland, OH
8/9/17 -- Baltimore, MD
8/10/17 -- Richmond, VA
8/11/17 -- Nashville, TN
8/11/17 -- Nashville, TN
8/12/17 -- Atlanta, GA
8/12/17 -- Atlanta, GA


401 - Space Travelers - about 2 years ago
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I just want to 2nd RevJoan ... Trace's Gregory Peck is amazing! It's worth the price of admission alone...


507 - I Accuse My Parents - about 2 years ago
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quack...quack quack quack


New MST3K season is complete?
Forum - almost 2 years ago
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Could this even be real? ALL the new MST3K episodes are complete? According to: http://moviepilot.com/posts/3974937


304 - Gamera vs. Barugon - over 2 years ago
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♫I call that a Barugon...the best I ever had...♫


507 - I Accuse My Parents - almost 6 years ago
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"...the hell?! Tom Servo, you're naked!!"


Recent Riffs

706 - Laserblast - almost 6 years ago
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Oh no, his car turned into a sedan and crashed and exploded!


508 - Operation Double 007 - 12 months ago
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This guy can't possibly live up to the song they wrote about him. Probably an accountant named Wallace.


522 - Teenage Crime Wave - about 1 year ago
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You're gonna have to get in line, there's a couple cows in front of you.


522 - Teenage Crime Wave - about 1 year ago
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"Hostage!" Pasta? "Hostage!" Sausage?


508 - Operation Double 007 - almost 6 years ago
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Good God I'm ugly. Scared my own children out of the nursery today.


424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - over 5 years ago
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TEN CARS?!?


502 - Hercules - over 2 years ago
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I have a delicious poison in the morning, and...that's it.


505 - The Magic Voyage of Sinbad - almost 5 years ago
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Just ask for the girl with two buckets...get it?


613 - The Sinister Urge - over 4 years ago
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"Send her right in." Send her breasts right in too.


503 - Swamp Diamonds - about 5 years ago
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Beverly can sure handle a Johnson, can't she?


K13 - SST: Death Flight - over 2 years ago
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Burgess Meredith is shrinking at an alarming rate.


601 - Girls Town - almost 6 years ago
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GIGAAAAAANTOR!!