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Matt Towler
In Massachusetts

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Mitchell
    514
  2. Ring of Terror
    167
  3. Time Chasers
    393
  4. Prince of Space
    398
  5. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    614
  6. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    202
  7. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    199
  8. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    199
  9. I Accuse My Parents
    361
  10. Monster A-Go Go
    309
  11. Daddy-O
    220
  12. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    188
  13. Tormented
    193
  14. Pod People
    498
  15. Time of the Apes
    239
  16. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    128
  17. Cave Dwellers
    380
  18. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    246
  19. The Day the Earth Froze
    234
  20. Operation Double 007
    203
  21. Werewolf
    474
  22. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    194
  23. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    218
  24. Wild Rebels
    141
  25. It Conquered the World
    239
  26. The Rebel Set
    141
  27. The Human Duplicators
    176
  28. The Beatniks
    165
  29. Final Justice
    236
  30. Girls Town
    257
  31. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    187
  32. Being from Another Planet
    167
  33. Catalina Caper
    243
  34. Eegah
    348
  35. The Final Sacrifice
    667
  36. Space Mutiny
    810
  37. Rocketship X-M
    250
  38. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    184
  39. Teenage Caveman
    130
  40. The Amazing Colossal Man
    179
  41. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    262
  42. Horror of Party Beach
    278
  43. Kitten with a Whip
    134
  44. Teenagers from Outer Space
    244
  45. The Giant Gila Monster
    213
  46. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    296
  47. War of the Colossal Beast
    199
  48. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    152
  49. The Magic Sword
    178
  50. Bride of the Monster
    201
  51. Hercules Unchained
    158
  52. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    183
  53. The Sinister Urge
    192
  54. The Sidehackers
    184
  55. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    230
  56. Riding with Death
    345
  57. Teenage Crime Wave
    154
  58. Jungle Goddess
    155
  59. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    241
  60. It Lives by Night
    148
  61. The Black Scorpion
    100
  62. SST: Death Flight
    69

Recent Comments with recent replies

MST3K Live in Boston
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Forum - about 1 month ago

Anyone else here at the show in Boston last night? I quite enjoyed it.


Best Riffs for #1107 "The Land that Time Forgot"
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Forum - about 2 months ago

Not a riff, but it was awesome when Jonah says "Now that I think about, it's EVERYBODY'S birthday!!!"


Happy Anniversary!
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Forum - 3 months ago

I'm given to understand that today is the 60th anniversary of the release of THE AMAZING COLOSSAL MAN! Don't care for him? Aw - he'll grow on you... Join me, won't you?


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Forum - 3 months ago

I have chosen a new name! Formerly Punch Rockgroin, I am now The Rice Psychiatrist. Name the Rifftrax short that came from and you get a geek cookie.


MST3K Tour Dates announced!
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Forum - 3 months ago

Announcement: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-knOUtUQ9Q

Tour dates and cities:
7/6/17 -- Boston, MA
7/7/17 -- Philadelphia, PA
7/7/17 -- Philadelphia, PA
7/8/17 -- New York, NY
7/8/17 -- New York, NY
7/9/17 -- Washington, DC
7/9/17 -- Washington, DC
7/12/17 -- Columbus, OH
7/13/17 -- St. Louis, MO
7/14/17 -- Royal Oak, MI
7/14/17 -- Royal Oak, MI
7/15/17 -- Milwaukee, WI
7/15/17 -- Milwaukee, WI
7/16/17 -- Chicago, IL
7/16/17 -- Chicago, IL
7/18/17 -- Denver, CO
7/20/17 -- Phoenix, AZ
7/21/17 -- San Diego, CA
7/22/17 -- San Diego, CA
7/23/17 -- Los Angeles, CA
7/23/17 -- Los Angeles, CA
7/26/17 -- San Francisco, CA
7/27/17 -- San Francisco, CA
7/28/17 -- Portland, OR
7/29/17 -- Seattle, WA
7/29/17 -- Seattle, WA
7/30/17 -- Vancouver, BC
8/1/17 -- Salt Lake City, UT
8/3/17 -- Kansas City, KS
8/4/17 -- Minneapolis, MN
8/4/17 -- Minneapolis, MN
8/6/17 -- Green Bay, WI
8/8/17 -- Cleveland, OH
8/9/17 -- Baltimore, MD
8/10/17 -- Richmond, VA
8/11/17 -- Nashville, TN
8/11/17 -- Nashville, TN
8/12/17 -- Atlanta, GA
8/12/17 -- Atlanta, GA


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401 - Space Travelers - about 1 year ago

I just want to 2nd RevJoan ... Trace's Gregory Peck is amazing! It's worth the price of admission alone...


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507 - I Accuse My Parents - over 1 year ago

quack...quack quack quack


New MST3K season is complete?
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Forum - about 1 year ago

Could this even be real? ALL the new MST3K episodes are complete? According to: http://moviepilot.com/posts/3974937


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304 - Gamera vs. Barugon - over 1 year ago

♫I call that a Barugon...the best I ever had...♫


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507 - I Accuse My Parents - about 5 years ago

"...the hell?! Tom Servo, you're naked!!"


Recent Riffs

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508 - Operation Double 007 - about 2 months ago

This guy can't possibly live up to the song they wrote about him. Probably an accountant named Wallace.


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522 - Teenage Crime Wave - 3 months ago

You're gonna have to get in line, there's a couple cows in front of you.


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522 - Teenage Crime Wave - 3 months ago

"Hostage!" Pasta? "Hostage!" Sausage?


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508 - Operation Double 007 - about 5 years ago

Good God I'm ugly. Scared my own children out of the nursery today.


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424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - almost 5 years ago

TEN CARS?!?


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502 - Hercules - over 1 year ago

I have a delicious poison in the morning, and...that's it.


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505 - The Magic Voyage of Sinbad - almost 4 years ago

Just ask for the girl with two buckets...get it?


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613 - The Sinister Urge - over 3 years ago

"Send her right in." Send her breasts right in too.


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503 - Swamp Diamonds - over 4 years ago

Beverly can sure handle a Johnson, can't she?


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K13 - SST: Death Flight - over 1 year ago

Burgess Meredith is shrinking at an alarming rate.


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601 - Girls Town - about 5 years ago

GIGAAAAAANTOR!!


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203 - Jungle Goddess - over 2 years ago

"Well, I've been in better jails in my life." That's nothing to brag about, Bob.