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Matt Towler
In Massachusetts

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Mitchell
    495
  2. Ring of Terror
    160
  3. Time Chasers
    376
  4. Prince of Space
    376
  5. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    588
  6. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    190
  7. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    192
  8. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    193
  9. I Accuse My Parents
    345
  10. Monster A-Go Go
    290
  11. Daddy-O
    203
  12. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    175
  13. Tormented
    184
  14. Pod People
    471
  15. Time of the Apes
    221
  16. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    118
  17. Cave Dwellers
    358
  18. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    231
  19. The Day the Earth Froze
    226
  20. Operation Double 007
    194
  21. Werewolf
    453
  22. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    179
  23. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    207
  24. Wild Rebels
    136
  25. It Conquered the World
    225
  26. The Rebel Set
    136
  27. The Human Duplicators
    167
  28. The Beatniks
    161
  29. Final Justice
    227
  30. Girls Town
    245
  31. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    178
  32. Being from Another Planet
    158
  33. Catalina Caper
    227
  34. Eegah
    333
  35. The Final Sacrifice
    646
  36. Space Mutiny
    780
  37. Rocketship X-M
    239
  38. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    172
  39. Teenage Caveman
    123
  40. The Amazing Colossal Man
    171
  41. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    256
  42. Horror of Party Beach
    268
  43. Kitten with a Whip
    126
  44. Teenagers from Outer Space
    229
  45. The Giant Gila Monster
    198
  46. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    288
  47. War of the Colossal Beast
    187
  48. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    148
  49. The Magic Sword
    168
  50. Bride of the Monster
    193
  51. Hercules Unchained
    151
  52. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    172
  53. The Sinister Urge
    181
  54. The Sidehackers
    170
  55. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    219
  56. Riding with Death
    334
  57. Teenage Crime Wave
    147
  58. Jungle Goddess
    146
  59. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    234
  60. It Lives by Night
    139
  61. The Black Scorpion
    94
  62. SST: Death Flight
    64

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507 - I Accuse My Parents - 10 months ago

quack...quack quack quack


New MST3K season is complete?
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Forum - 8 months ago

Could this even be real? ALL the new MST3K episodes are complete? According to: http://moviepilot.com/posts/3974937


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304 - Gamera vs. Barugon - 12 months ago

♫I call that a Barugon...the best I ever had...♫


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507 - I Accuse My Parents - over 4 years ago

"...the hell?! Tom Servo, you're naked!!"


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406 - Attack of the Giant Leeches - about 3 years ago

Aahh! Their coffee cups in the host segment are the same colors as they are (Gypsy's is purple, etc.)! How did I not notice that before!


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402 - The Giant Gila Monster - over 1 year ago

Ah, so this is the infamous episode where "art" was born! Does anyone know the episode where Joel calls him art crow? Joel was making a reference to Art Carney but the kid didn't get it


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311 - It Conquered the World - about 3 years ago

"For a few dollars you can hire a woman who will fit all your fetishes!" I didn't make this up people and it isn't a riff....


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407 - The Killer Shrews - about 3 years ago

Awwwww cute puppy dogs in shrew outfits! Almost as cute as


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818 - Devil Doll - over 2 years ago

LOL strudel Servo in the Theater


I gave.
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Forum - about 1 year ago

Did you? I may have just put them over $5.5M, all told. Joel says another half-million will fund an Episode 13. Don't make me go all Sally Struthers.


I Do Another Movie Review Rant: Interstellar
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Forum - over 1 year ago

The Earth is the cradle of mankind,
but mankind cannot stay in the cradle
forever.
– Konstantin Tsiolkovsky

Pretty Short one today guys.
Never having taken much away from Matt McConaughey movies, and considering how well the movie has been reviewed in the past I didn't expect that much from it. However I have to say it was surprisingly not bad. Where I was expecting a hard sci-fi film I was surprised how emotional it ended up being. Now as someone who has always had a pretty easy time with relativistic physics I don't really know how hard this movie was to follow, so I can't comment as to whether or not people could follow it but I really felt like the main themes of the film came across in simple, broad strokes while at the same time keeping the sci-fi enthusiasts engaged with the small details. Overall the one thing I can say about is this, it's the best Matthew McConaughey movie I've ever seen.

4/5 *


Recent Riffs

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508 - Operation Double 007 - over 4 years ago

Good God I'm ugly. Scared my own children out of the nursery today.


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424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - over 4 years ago

TEN CARS?!?


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502 - Hercules - 11 months ago

I have a delicious poison in the morning, and...that's it.


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Just ask for the girl with two buckets...get it?


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613 - The Sinister Urge - about 3 years ago

"Send her right in." Send her breasts right in too.


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503 - Swamp Diamonds - almost 4 years ago

Beverly can sure handle a Johnson, can't she?


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K13 - SST: Death Flight - about 1 year ago

Burgess Meredith is shrinking at an alarming rate.


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601 - Girls Town - over 4 years ago

GIGAAAAAANTOR!!


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203 - Jungle Goddess - about 2 years ago

"Well, I've been in better jails in my life." That's nothing to brag about, Bob.


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519 - Outlaw of Gor - over 4 years ago

I have come to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of ass.


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820 - Space Mutiny - about 2 years ago

"We're going in!" I clogged up the toilet, but we're going in!


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203 - Jungle Goddess - almost 3 years ago

"You always say something like that just when I'm beginning to enjoy myself." Then I gotta wait a few minutes before I can leave.