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Matt Towler
In Massachusetts

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Mitchell
    142
  2. Ring of Terror
    40
  3. Time Chasers
    115
  4. Prince of Space
    109
  5. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    178
  6. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    66
  7. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    56
  8. Daddy-O
    55
  9. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    61
  10. Space Mutiny
    216
  11. Time of the Apes
    57
  12. Monster A-Go Go
    94
  13. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    42
  14. Tormented
    53
  15. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    37
  16. I Accuse My Parents
    84
  17. Pod People
    139
  18. Cave Dwellers
    99
  19. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    55
  20. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    69
  21. Wild Rebels
    34
  22. It Conquered the World
    57
  23. The Human Duplicators
    41
  24. Rocketship X-M
    62
  25. Werewolf
    137
  26. The Amazing Colossal Man
    52
  27. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    66
  28. Horror of Party Beach
    82
  29. Teenagers from Outer Space
    66
  30. The Giant Gila Monster
    57
  31. The Sidehackers
    53
  32. Jungle Goddess
    38
  33. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    45
  34. The Black Scorpion
    21
  35. SST: Death Flight
    15

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Forum - 6 days ago

This Week's Journal Entry: Episode 702 - The Brute Man

http://www.mst3kjournal.com/index.htm

"God Is Dead" GOOD!!!


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Forum - 8 days ago

We all know and love Springy the No-Springs Sprite, or Mikey the No-Mike Sprite.. but I want to try something out, I hope it doesn't break anything... Here goes:
"I wish I'd never see another sprite again in my life!"


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Forum - 14 days ago

WATCH OUT FOR SNAKES


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Forum - 17 days ago

I apologize. In several consecutive moments of “unthought,” I caused many nice people here a lot of worry. It was not for nothing; however, I only made things worse by thoughtlessly disappearing without a word.

I want to personally apologize to Russ, X-terra, CeaCea, Classic, RevJJVQ, sweet Marie, and of course Leslie, whose post let me know I had made a terrible mistake. I’m sorry everyone, it was not my intention to cause a big drama or worry you. (I will also be groveling on FB)

I am very touched by your concern and reminded just how special MiSTies are. You truly are a breed apart and I’m sorry I acted so thoughtlessly.

I want to assure you that my loving wife has conked me on the head as punishment, and Leslie has promised to mail me Anthrax sometime when I’m least expecting it; I live in fear! Please take me back and send Leslie your personal pleas to let me off the hook. Thank-you, won’t you.


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Forum - 17 days ago

OH MY GOD.I just found out that Diabolik and Kalgan are the SAME GUY! Am I the only one who didn't realize this?! I feel like a chump! If I am, please feel free to make fun/throw things at me.


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Forum - 20 days ago

Random thought: I heard so many extra riffs just by getting a good pair of headphones. It's almost like watching the show new all over again.


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Forum - 20 days ago

I just noticed that six of the videos on the 'Other Vids' page have negative number of laughs. 8o


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Forum - 22 days ago

The episodes that you just...can't. I love MST3K, but there are a few episodes that I just have the hardest time sitting through. Mine are:

1. Space Travelers. How can a movie with this much star power be soooo boring? Unlike Apollo 13, this movie just makes me queasy. And the riffing is pretty mediocre.

2. The Girl In Lovers Lane. I'm a big sucker and despite the fact that these movies suck, I can't help but get attached to some of the characters. So when the girl dies...I was like, "WHAT!? WHY!?" Even Sidehackers isn't that big of a downer for me.

3. Werewolf. Seriously, why the hell is this one so popular?

4. Hamlet. How do you screw up Shakespeare? Just boring, and no big laughs from the riffers either.


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Forum - 26 days ago

What was wrong with cameras # 1-8?


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Forum - 26 days ago

Okay after this I swear I won't post again today, or all week.

I'm looking for the Crow figurine that came with the 20th anniversary tin box. I'm having the worst lucky finding it.
If anyone runs into it online, please let me know!!


Recent Riffs

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Wait a minute, the hair has a liver and a spleen?!


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303 - Pod People - 10 days ago

Just tending the incubus, mother.


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304 - Gamera vs. Barugon - 11 days ago

"Gamera loves flames." But they go straight to his hips!


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Sounds like he has a humpback whale under the hood.


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...what is he expecting, a big on/off switch?


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And kids, don't forget to read Godzilla vs. the Velveteen Rabbit!


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503 - Swamp Diamonds - 21 days ago

Whoa, Miss Tunnel Vision there. Didn't she see that big beige thing coming at her?


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503 - Swamp Diamonds - 21 days ago

While these women sleep a pasty film is being made.


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503 - Swamp Diamonds - 21 days ago

Beverly can sure handle a Johnson, can't she?


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503 - Swamp Diamonds - 21 days ago

Wow, really festive colors for a Mardi Gras, brown and yellow.


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"We come with peace in our hearts." And ants in our pants!


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"Don't let this happen to you." Don't change a tire with your face.