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Favorite Episodes

  1. Attack of the Giant Leeches
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  2. Lassie: The Painted Hills
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  3. Terror from the Year 5000
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  4. Devil Doll
    236
  5. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    213
  6. Being from Another Planet
    186
  7. Earth vs. the Spider
    188

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311 - It Conquered the World - over 5 years ago
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Phone rings. He answers it saying, "This could only be Anderson." Anderson says, "I have the only working phone left."...so how were they BOTH talking on the...???


622 - Angels' Revenge - over 5 years ago
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I like the 'moment of suspense' during the 'thumbs up, thumbs down' vote...waiting to see how the sixth woman would vote...after plainly seeing that the outcome had already been decided by the first five voting with a 'thumbs up'. Simply brilliant.


OT: a riddle
Forum - almost 5 years ago
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You are dead. Before you are two doors, one leads to Heaven, the other to Hell. Before each door stands a guardian. One of the guardians is an angel, the other a devil, but you have no idea which is which. Both guardians are exactly the same in every way. If asked a question, the angel will always tell the truth, while the devil will always tell a lie. You are allowed to ask one of the guardians a single question to determine which door is which. What do you ask?


419 - The Rebel Set - over 5 years ago
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I never get tired of hearing Tom Servo scat!


Forum - over 5 years ago
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Warning: non-MST3k post!
A week ago I had my pet guinea pig put down (she was middle-aged at 3 and a half years) due to various complications. I had her cremated and I got her ashes back today (which cost more than you'd think).
The thing is, she has a little brass plate with her name on it on the box her ashes are in. The plate reads: "In Memoriam: BELLA." Her name was not Bella, however, at least not in the English sense. I named her the Spanish word for "beautiful"--spelled bella, pronounced beya. Two years ago I dropped her the spelling of her name from Bella to Beya (to remove any connection to the Twilight character) but never told the vet that, nor did I ever correct their mispronunciation of her name.
Now, as her ashes currently rest in my room where her cage once was, I feel kinda bad I never corrected the vet staff that they were mispronouncing and misspelling my sweet little angel's name. (Yes, I called her an angel; she's been with me through some rough times.) So I feel guilty now, seeing "BELLA" instead of "Beya" engraved on the box. On a scale from 1 to 10, how justified do you think my guilt is? (And thanks for taking the time to read this.)


Forum - over 5 years ago
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So, what other shows do you like? My favorites include:
Monty Python's Flying Circus
Tim and Eric
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
Sealab 2021
Ren & Stimpy
Looney Tunes - not a show, but grew up watching on TV.
The Adventures of Pete & Pete
STELLA - wrongly short-lived Comedy Central series that was actually funny for a change.
Animaniacs
Pinky & The Brain
Freakazoid!
Dexter's Laboratory
Johnny Bravo
X-Men: The Animated Series
Many of the action-adventure-scifi Hanna Barbera cartoons, like Jonny Quest, Space Ghost, Thundarr the Barbarian and especially Swat Kats

Yes, I am still a small child stuck in the 90s...


Forum - over 5 years ago
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I was just watching an episode of Brain Games and they were talking about bistable images and I immediately thought about Crow. For years(still sometimes) when I looked at Crow in the theater it looked to me like his head was on backwards.


420 - The Human Duplicators - over 5 years ago
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I love the bots' reaction to Joel's invention in the opening skit.


Recent Riffs

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Ha, ha! Soiled myself!