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Favorite Episodes
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I Accuse My Parents
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Terror from the Year 5000
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Space Mutiny
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Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
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Squirm
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The Phantom Planet
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Alien from L.A.
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The Deadly Bees
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Werewolf
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Girl in Gold Boots
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Agent for H.A.R.M.
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The Final Sacrifice
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Puma Man
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Being from Another Planet
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Tormented
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Code Name Diamond Head
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It Conquered the World
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Horrors of Spider Island
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SST: Death Flight
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Women of the Prehistoric Planet
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The Killer Shrews
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Riding with Death
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It Lives by Night
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Pod People
588
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Untamed Youth
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San Francisco International
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Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
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Robot Monster
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Manos: The Hands of Fate
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I Was a Teenage Werewolf
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Final Justice
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Mighty Jack
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The Screaming Skull
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Future War
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The Giant Spider Invasion
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Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
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Horror of Party Beach
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The Projected Man
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The Indestructible Man
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Time Chasers
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Jack Frost
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Invasion of the Neptune Men
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Prince of Space
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Hobgoblins
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Cosmic Princess
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Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
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Time of the Apes
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The Crawling Hand
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Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
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Devil Fish
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Danger! Death Ray
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The Brute Man
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Gamera vs. Gaos
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The Touch of Satan
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The Crawling Eye
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Oh hey, look! Robby Benson, Jack Burns, Andrea Martin, Dennis Hopper, Joan Cusak(??), Paul Reiser, Peter Cook, Junior Samples, Elaine Boosler, Adam Sandler, Barry Sobel! Oh, and there's Garth Brooks, Bruce Mahler, Les Paul, Patrick Swayze as Ghandi, Cheryle Lee Ralph, Robert Carradine, Bruno Kirby, Griffin Dunne, Mike Nichols, Ron Reagan! Demi Moore, Gabriel Byrne, Gallagher, Robert Loggia, Janice Joplin, and Jonathan Schwartz! Woah, there's Lyle Waggoner, Tom Dreesen, Steve Rubell, Alan Alda, Michael Ironside, K.D. Lang, Kate Clinton, Lee Van Cleef, Marlee Matlin, David Birney, Linda Hunt, Leslie West, Sandy Duncan, Craig T. Nelson, David Letterman, Tony Danza, Anthony Quinn, Edie Brickell and Tony Bill! Cool! Roland Gift, Jerzy Kosinski, and Rene Auberjonois! John Hurt, Cicely Tyson, Michael Pare! Persis Khambatta! And- Oh, I can't place him. 'Paper Chase' guy, right?
A rabbit is attacking me! (great Jimmy Carter joke)
Bra snap, toke, bra snap, bra snap, toke...Petting, toke, kiss, grope, bra snap, snooze, spit ball!
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Featuring Santa, Speed Racer, Shonen Knife, and Sailor Moon!
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What a dummy I am for not posting this here earlier! This was posted on the Deep 13 fan group on Facebook, and it looks like a great project. Unfortunately they're only halfway there with very little time left! Donate, won't you?
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/hardascheese/hard-as-cheese
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Things that make you go "yikes"! Doesn't necessarily have to be chewing lumps of scenery, but just an actor with bad lines doing badly in a bad movie.
For me, probably Mikey from Teenage Strangler. A strangulated hernia of a performance.
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We always come on here and honor our idols after they have died but I'd just like to celebrate one the greatest singers of all-time before she passes on.
https://youtu.be/WY66elCQkYk
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"Um, do you have any drug allergies?" - Cracks me up every time!
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We can but hope, but when the first Netflix season was funded, I expressed a wish that they'd do 'Starcrash'... and they did!
So let's nominate one or more personal favourites that you hope Joel will include.
Road to Revenge (aka Geteven, aka Bullets & Champagne). There's nudity, but it can be edited out without increasing the movie's inherent lack of coherence.
Undefeatable. A Cynthia Rothrock martial arts movie, with a magnificently stupid final showdown.
Something by Neil Breen. Anything by Neil Breen. He'd refuse to let it happen, but a boy can dream, can't he?
Gymkata. This MUST happen!
Ben & Arthur. Hilariously incompetent. The makers could probably do with a few residuals, too.
Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone. Assuming there are long enough pauses to insert riffs between Molly Ringwald's tirades.
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I'm still trying to get my hands on the Crow and Tom Servo Pop Figures, but there are plenty of other characters I'd like to see get made. I'd buy a Gypsy, Joel, Mike, Jonah, and Dr. F. Any other characters you'd like to see made into the Pop figures?
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Sad to report (Jonah Ray) Rodrigues lost his father recently..in fact he passed just a few days after Jonah got back from the"Live Tour'.
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The guy who plays Roadrash in this is the same dude who was Maynard (the pervert pawn shop owner) in Pulp Fiction. Still pretty scummy...
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I've been watching the Netflix season of MST3K, and am currently on Time Travelers. Yeah this movie stinks, but the scene where they remove and tinker with the one androids head blows me away. I absolutely love old school practical special effects.
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So... If there is a magical sprite for everything, ready and waiting to make it disappear from the world, what would you wish away?
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"Once the abstract expressionists came along it became harder and harder for people to peek at girls through paintings."