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Deefaced - over 6 years ago
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Agreed! It's very Big McLargehuge


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Have no clue who I am posting this 2...but wanted 2 tell u your Screen name gave me a much needed giggle, so Cheers!!!


Favorite Episodes

  1. I Accuse My Parents
    417
  2. Terror from the Year 5000
    254
  3. Space Mutiny
    923
  4. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    344
  5. Squirm
    241
  6. The Phantom Planet
    228
  7. Alien from L.A.
    280
  8. The Deadly Bees
    225
  9. Werewolf
    550
  10. Girl in Gold Boots
    287
  11. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    268
  12. The Final Sacrifice
    773
  13. Puma Man
    535
  14. Being from Another Planet
    196
  15. Tormented
    227
  16. Code Name Diamond Head
    190
  17. It Conquered the World
    296
  18. Horrors of Spider Island
    234
  19. SST: Death Flight
    81
  20. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    171
  21. The Killer Shrews
    260
  22. Riding with Death
    405
  23. It Lives by Night
    172
  24. Pod People
    574
  25. Untamed Youth
    139
  26. San Francisco International
    271
  27. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    435
  28. Robot Monster
    157
  29. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    705
  30. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    208
  31. Final Justice
    273
  32. Mighty Jack
    33
  33. The Screaming Skull
    285
  34. Future War
    272
  35. The Giant Spider Invasion
    358
  36. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    302
  37. Horror of Party Beach
    322
  38. The Projected Man
    207
  39. The Indestructible Man
    161
  40. Time Chasers
    449
  41. Jack Frost
    341
  42. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    247
  43. Prince of Space
    471
  44. Hobgoblins
    404
  45. Cosmic Princess
    50
  46. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    204
  47. Time of the Apes
    283
  48. The Crawling Hand
    165
  49. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    332
  50. Devil Fish
    265
  51. Danger! Death Ray
    483
  52. The Brute Man
    221
  53. Gamera vs. Gaos
    152
  54. The Touch of Satan
    353
  55. The Crawling Eye
    268

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820 - Space Mutiny - over 8 years ago
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Big McLargehuge


Kickstarter for an MST inspired game!!
Forum - almost 2 years ago
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What a dummy I am for not posting this here earlier! This was posted on the Deep 13 fan group on Facebook, and it looks like a great project. Unfortunately they're only halfway there with very little time left! Donate, won't you?
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/hardascheese/hard-as-cheese


Most Cringeworthy Riffed Movie Performance?
Forum - almost 2 years ago
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Things that make you go "yikes"! Doesn't necessarily have to be chewing lumps of scenery, but just an actor with bad lines doing badly in a bad movie.

For me, probably Mikey from Teenage Strangler. A strangulated hernia of a performance.


You see, Aretha..We're on a Mission from God!
Forum - almost 2 years ago
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We always come on here and honor our idols after they have died but I'd just like to celebrate one the greatest singers of all-time before she passes on.
https://youtu.be/WY66elCQkYk


1010 - It Lives by Night - about 7 years ago
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"Um, do you have any drug allergies?" - Cracks me up every time!


Season 12 Wishlist
Forum - over 2 years ago
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We can but hope, but when the first Netflix season was funded, I expressed a wish that they'd do 'Starcrash'... and they did!

So let's nominate one or more personal favourites that you hope Joel will include.
Road to Revenge (aka Geteven, aka Bullets & Champagne). There's nudity, but it can be edited out without increasing the movie's inherent lack of coherence.
Undefeatable. A Cynthia Rothrock martial arts movie, with a magnificently stupid final showdown.
Something by Neil Breen. Anything by Neil Breen. He'd refuse to let it happen, but a boy can dream, can't he?
Gymkata. This MUST happen!
Ben & Arthur. Hilariously incompetent. The makers could probably do with a few residuals, too.
Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone. Assuming there are long enough pauses to insert riffs between Molly Ringwald's tirades.


Name Your Pop Figure!
Forum - over 2 years ago
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I'm still trying to get my hands on the Crow and Tom Servo Pop Figures, but there are plenty of other characters I'd like to see get made. I'd buy a Gypsy, Joel, Mike, Jonah, and Dr. F. Any other characters you'd like to see made into the Pop figures?


Mr. Rodrigues R.I.P.
Forum - over 2 years ago
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Sad to report (Jonah Ray) Rodrigues lost his father recently..in fact he passed just a few days after Jonah got back from the"Live Tour'.
https://www.facebook.com/groups/606427299418887/?fref=nf


907 - Hobgoblins - over 6 years ago
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The guy who plays Roadrash in this is the same dude who was Maynard (the pervert pawn shop owner) in Pulp Fiction. Still pretty scummy...


Stinkers with a silver lining.
Forum - over 2 years ago
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I've been watching the Netflix season of MST3K, and am currently on Time Travelers. Yeah this movie stinks, but the scene where they remove and tinker with the one androids head blows me away. I absolutely love old school practical special effects.


1012 - Squirm - over 2 years ago
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So... If there is a magical sprite for everything, ready and waiting to make it disappear from the world, what would you wish away?


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"Once the abstract expressionists came along it became harder and harder for people to peek at girls through paintings."


Recent Riffs

501 - Warrior of the Lost World - over 6 years ago
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Oh hey, look! Robby Benson, Jack Burns, Andrea Martin, Dennis Hopper, Joan Cusak(??), Paul Reiser, Peter Cook, Junior Samples, Elaine Boosler, Adam Sandler, Barry Sobel! Oh, and there's Garth Brooks, Bruce Mahler, Les Paul, Patrick Swayze as Ghandi, Cheryle Lee Ralph, Robert Carradine, Bruno Kirby, Griffin Dunne, Mike Nichols, Ron Reagan! Demi Moore, Gabriel Byrne, Gallagher, Robert Loggia, Janice Joplin, and Jonathan Schwartz! Woah, there's Lyle Waggoner, Tom Dreesen, Steve Rubell, Alan Alda, Michael Ironside, K.D. Lang, Kate Clinton, Lee Van Cleef, Marlee Matlin, David Birney, Linda Hunt, Leslie West, Sandy Duncan, Craig T. Nelson, David Letterman, Tony Danza, Anthony Quinn, Edie Brickell and Tony Bill! Cool! Roland Gift, Jerzy Kosinski, and Rene Auberjonois! John Hurt, Cicely Tyson, Michael Pare! Persis Khambatta! And- Oh, I can't place him. 'Paper Chase' guy, right?


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - almost 7 years ago
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Murmur, murmur! Slightly more intense murmur!


901 - The Projected Man - over 6 years ago
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We can get you face diapers with more absorbency!


809 - I Was a Teenage Werewolf - over 6 years ago
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The world's most unflattering leotard.


809 - I Was a Teenage Werewolf - over 6 years ago
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"I know you can get fresh!" With Summer's Eve...


807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - over 6 years ago
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A rabbit is attacking me! (great Jimmy Carter joke)


810 - The Giant Spider Invasion - over 6 years ago
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Bra snap, toke, bra snap, bra snap, toke...Petting, toke, kiss, grope, bra snap, snooze, spit ball!


1010 - It Lives by Night - over 6 years ago
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How's our marriage going?!


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Is it sexy?


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Tom: "The MTV News thing is broken!"
Crow: "Good."


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Featuring Santa, Speed Racer, Shonen Knife, and Sailor Moon!


818 - Devil Doll - almost 7 years ago
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"Look into my eyes." How many maggots am I gagging?