Bg
Mike Sgro
In New Haven, Ct USA

Wall Posts

Mike Sgro - almost 6 years ago
0 laughs

Report

dont give this kid Mike Sgro any laughs he SUCKS


Mike Sgro - almost 6 years ago
0 laughs

Report

theres a lot of generic fu-Manchu type villains in the MST3k universe but it takes an inner type scumbag to convey their scuminess to the viewer; I got JT and buzz as 1&2 but looking for the #3 man/woman...


Mike Sgro - almost 6 years ago
0 laughs

Report

I CANT GET MY FAV EPISODES TO STAY IN ORDER--WHY???!!!!!!


Mike Sgro - almost 6 years ago
0 laughs

Report

Biggest scumbag list from the colossal MST3K universe
1. J.T - The Sidehackers
2. Buzz - The girl in the gold boots
3?


Favorite Episodes

  1. The Crawling Eye
    252
  2. Catalina Caper
    258
  3. Teenagers from Outer Space
    276
  4. The Mad Monster
    136
  5. The Killer Shrews
    249
  6. Girl in Gold Boots
    270
  7. Danger! Death Ray
    454
  8. Bride of the Monster
    227
  9. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    663
  10. The Giant Gila Monster
    246
  11. Earth vs. the Spider
    191
  12. The Undead
    236
  13. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    297
  14. Pod People
    550
  15. Alien from L.A.
    268
  16. Track of the Moon Beast
    271
  17. The Final Sacrifice
    734
  18. Operation Double 007
    227
  19. Red Zone Cuba
    222
  20. Lost Continent
    238
  21. I Accuse My Parents
    398
  22. The Deadly Mantis
    208
  23. Mitchell
    565
  24. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    197
  25. Time of the Apes
    265
  26. Devil Doll
    240
  27. Space Mutiny
    874
  28. Monster A-Go Go
    330
  29. Beginning of the End
    254
  30. Eegah
    378
  31. The Amazing Colossal Man
    203
  32. The Touch of Satan
    334
  33. Werewolf
    518
  34. The Unearthly
    194
  35. Tormented
    218
  36. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    223
  37. Swamp Diamonds
    148
  38. The Dead Talk Back
    276
  39. The Screaming Skull
    264
  40. The Creeping Terror
    243
  41. Robot Monster
    150
  42. The Crawling Hand
    155
  43. The Leech Woman
    229
  44. Teenage Strangler
    306
  45. The She-Creature
    168

Recent Comments with recent replies

K13 - SST: Death Flight - almost 6 years ago
1 laugh

2 replies Comment icon
Report

WOW Dr Forrester is "Clay" plus he looks like Klaus Kinski, and Joel looks like one my old high school bong smoking buddies.


402 - The Giant Gila Monster - almost 6 years ago
11 laughs

1 reply Comment icon
Report

This movie celebrates alcholism and skidmarks you just dont find that kind of hard hitting issues in movies anymore


309 - The Amazing Colossal Man - almost 6 years ago
3 laughs

4 replies Comment icon
Report

heres a scary thought imagine if Glenn got diarrhea lol.....sorry


103 - The Mad Monster - almost 7 years ago
3 laughs

3 replies Comment icon
Report

Mr. Coffee? Was that a sly "Spaceballs" reference?


407 - The Killer Shrews - almost 6 years ago
3 laughs

2 replies Comment icon
Report

Killer Shrew Killer Shrew don't know the difference between me or you
they come out at night to give yo a fright, dont look now but he's gonna take a bite
(SWEET GUITAR SOLO)
Killer Shrew Killer Shrew K i double l e r Shrew he's scary and tough , if that aint enough he's augmented with (batmans?) and stuff
Killer Shrew Killer Shrew he's comin to your town TO GET YOU !!!!!


820 - Space Mutiny - almost 6 years ago
2 laughs

3 replies Comment icon
Report

This movie is so stupid but it still cracks me the hell up.


404 - Teenagers from Outer Space - almost 6 years ago
8 laughs

3 replies Comment icon
Report

REAL to REEL is one of the best skits in MST3K history lol.


424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - almost 6 years ago
5 laughs

3 replies Comment icon
Report

This is sad. The actor who played Torgo killed himself about 2 weeks after this "movie" came out only in a couple of places in El Paso.
Also Torgo was tripping ballz the whole time he 's acting,.. no really.


323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - almost 6 years ago
6 laughs

2 replies Comment icon
Report

Forget about Manos, monster a go-go, or hobgoblins this is the worst movie MST3k ever tried to riff on and definitely the least fun. On the DVD they actually talk about how hard it was to make up any riffs on this beyond terrible boring movie.


Forum - almost 6 years ago
3 laughs

4 replies Comment icon
Report

I also posted this in the 'The Day The Earth Froze' episode discussion list but thought it would make a good topic here as well:

Sorry to go a bit out there but besides MST3K one of my great loves in life is metal. The music, not the material.

Anyway, there is a Finnish metal band (I'd say the genre is slightly power, mostly melodic death) called Amorphis that has focused, in recent releases, on the Finish epic poem Kalevala, which I believe some or all of the Finnish fantasy movies MST3K did are based on as well (though I could be wrong).

Naturally, the opening song on their album entitled Skyforger is 'Sampo'. I'll post the link below.

If you like heavy music, Amorphis is great especially when they changed directions with their most recent lead singer and did the kind of grandiose storytelling you see in the films on MST3K.

Ensiferum is another good Finnish heavy metal band as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgzruKAdafs


Recent Riffs

5 laughs

1 reply Comment icon
Report

Oh I hate to shoot a butt like that.


619 - Red Zone Cuba - almost 6 years ago
4 laughs

1 reply Comment icon
Report

OHHHH So it's marshall law in rats ass Missouri


309 - The Amazing Colossal Man - almost 6 years ago
7 laughs

Report

ohh my God! I'm being held in...Malibu barbie's dream house!!