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Favorite Episodes

  1. Monster A-Go Go
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  2. Swamp Diamonds
    161
  3. Track of the Moon Beast
    293
  4. The Giant Spider Invasion
    360
  5. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
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Kenny Redux
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Yet another Japanese kid named Kenny? Or is it supposed to be the same Kenny from the Gamera movie?


Voodoo Woman
808 - The She-Creature - 7 months ago
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Members of this cast also appear in Voodoo Woman, a film almost as good as this one.


Who cares?
616 - Racket Girls - almost 6 years ago
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This movie obviously wants us to root for Peaches.
But not only are her standards lower than dirt, dirt dwarfs her intellectually.


816 - Prince of Space - almost 7 years ago
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The Phantom comments that Earth is half a million miles away from Krankor. That puts it well within the orbit of Mars which is, at its very closest, 36 million miles away. In fact, it would seem that Krankor is roughly twice as far away as the moon. He doesn't exactly need any special form of rocket fuel to bring an armada over.


503 - Swamp Diamonds - about 7 years ago
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"Let's just stand here and jut some more."


902 - The Phantom Planet - almost 7 years ago
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That good and beautiful speech reminds me of Peter Graves' man is a feeling creature soliloquy at the end of It Conquered the world.


Anti-Polish
701 - Night of the Blood Beast - about 4 years ago
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Crow's ethnic slur about 50.0 is rather jarring.


403 - City Limits - almost 7 years ago
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Once I shot an elephant in my pajamas


516 - Alien from L.A. - about 8 years ago
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So for the shy nerd girl you cast a three time Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover model?


The Missing Years
702 - The Brute Man - almost 4 years ago
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What was Hal doing between college and his quest for revenge?


Fires on SOL
705 - Escape 2000 - over 6 years ago
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Ever notice how often fires appear in the host segments?


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WHY IN THE BURNING HELLS WOULD A CRUCIFIX DO ANYTHING TO THE MUMMY?!?!?


Recent Riffs

109 - Project Moonbase - almost 7 years ago
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Look! The Grand Tetons


808 - The She-Creature - 7 months ago
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Look at my wife and her friends.
No, thanks.


201 - Rocketship X-M - almost 6 years ago
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This ain't rocket science.


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We must unite against the enemy that menaces us.


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Long term storage of hazardous waste can be safe...and fun!


801 - Revenge of the Creature - almost 4 years ago
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Can we talk about booze?


801 - Revenge of the Creature - almost 4 years ago
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Peanut: They have no souls.
Bobo: You're right!


619 - Red Zone Cuba - almost 4 years ago
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Upon seeing a female soldier: "Commies are cute."


212 - Godzilla vs. Megalon - almost 4 years ago
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Really makes you think, don't it? ... . Maybe not.


413 - Manhunt in Space - almost 4 years ago
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Oh,no. The anarchists are here.


413 - Manhunt in Space - almost 4 years ago
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I can't do that, Dave .


815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - almost 4 years ago
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I think he's out of caps.