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Donald Petkus

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Monster A-Go Go
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  2. Swamp Diamonds
    161
  3. Track of the Moon Beast
    297
  4. The Giant Spider Invasion
    365
  5. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    291

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603 - The Dead Talk Back - over 2 years ago
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Fine, fine! Everybody just pick on the devil!


507 - I Accuse My Parents - almost 3 years ago
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(Spoiler alert) So the judge agrees that Jimmy's parents are the reason he's so screwed up and ended up killing someone, so he remands Jimmy into the care of -- his parents! There, ladies and gentlemen, is the U.S. justice system.


507 - I Accuse My Parents - over 1 year ago
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Wait a minute... Kitty said that she never knew her mother, and a few minutes later, she said that her folks split up a few years earlier. Um...


423 - Bride of the Monster - almost 4 years ago
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Also, the 'Hired' musical bit is my favorite host segment so far.


423 - Bride of the Monster - over 7 years ago
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Ah, so this is where the often used riff "They tampered in God's domain" came from!


405 - Being from Another Planet - over 7 years ago
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28:42 - Servo asks "Where's Geraldo?" Oh Lord I fell over laughing. If you are old enough to remember April 19, 1986, Geraldo Rivera's 2 hour special to open Al Capone's vault... and there was nothing in it! Thank you Kevin!


405 - Being from Another Planet - almost 6 years ago
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I remember when this episode aired, we thought it was funny how this mummy moved around. Now when I'm navigating a big office building or walking through the mall I can see how convenient this mobility would be. When wishing for superpowers its easy to shoot for the stars with your flying and superhuman strength. I wish for the ability to hover sanding upright and glide around at the speed of a brisk walk.


205 - Rocket Attack USA - about 7 years ago
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Don'tcha just love how the characters refer to Soviet propaganda with an obvious disdain when the film they're in is blatant US propaganda?


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701 - Night of the Blood Beast - over 4 years ago
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Crow's ethnic slur about 50.0 is rather jarring.


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I wonder if Commando is Cody's first name instead of a ersatz rank. Maybe hi s mom's maiden name? After all, Clark Kent's mother was a Clark before she married Pa Kent. Maybe Cody is distantly related to IT goddess Kim Kommando. (Possibly her side of the family was able to keep the original spelling going through Ellis Island.)


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WHY IN THE BURNING HELLS WOULD A CRUCIFIX DO ANYTHING TO THE MUMMY?!?!?


Recent Riffs

603 - The Dead Talk Back - 22 days ago
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Don’t walk away, Renee.


603 - The Dead Talk Back - 22 days ago
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Everyone give me a quarter. ‘Cause there’s a lot of expenses.


507 - I Accuse My Parents - about 1 month ago
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“I’m from Canada. What the hell am I doing here?”


109 - Project Moonbase - about 7 years ago
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Look! The Grand Tetons


808 - The She-Creature - 11 months ago
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Look at my wife and her friends.
No, thanks.


201 - Rocketship X-M - about 6 years ago
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This ain't rocket science.


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We must unite against the enemy that menaces us.


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Long term storage of hazardous waste can be safe...and fun!


801 - Revenge of the Creature - about 4 years ago
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Can we talk about booze?


801 - Revenge of the Creature - about 4 years ago
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Peanut: They have no souls.
Bobo: You're right!


619 - Red Zone Cuba - over 4 years ago
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Upon seeing a female soldier: "Commies are cute."


212 - Godzilla vs. Megalon - over 4 years ago
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Really makes you think, don't it? ... . Maybe not.