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Favorite Episodes

  1. Monster A-Go Go
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  2. Swamp Diamonds
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  3. Track of the Moon Beast
    243
  4. The Giant Spider Invasion
    303
  5. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
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316 - Gamera vs. Zigra - over 5 years ago

0:52:43 - LeChuck's theme?


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210 - King Dinosaur - almost 5 years ago

They couldn't have hired a 6 year old to make a clay dinosaur?

No, good ol' Bert I just figured his audience was too stupid to spot the difference between a T. Rex and an iguana with a horn glued to its head. :P


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210 - King Dinosaur - over 2 years ago

The actor who plays the character (appropriately) named 'Dick' really is one. The way he manhandles the women- he shoves Pat off the wounded Ralph (0:54:30), shoves her again (0:55:00), he has two guns but just watches (1:01:50) as a giant snake crawls up to and all over Ralph, he keeps picking Joey up by his tail, slams Nora's head into a rock (1:10:30) then later smashes her into the cave wall (1:22:00). He drags Pat out of the boat (1:30:30) and over a rock mound. What a tool!


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I kept leaping to Tammy's defense when the guys would snag on her. Guess I'm a femme.

I enjoyed this one a bit more that FA I, especially the insane second half.

Say what you want about S. Frank, the editing of this movie demonstrates a contempt either for the source material, or the audience, or both: a contempt you can probably detect in all the Frank...product. This bunch of film footage makes no sense, has no point and goes nowhere. Frank and company doubtless assumed no one would notice or care, at least long enough for the checks to clear. I'd say the Sandy Frank song is well deserved.

Still, its better than all that Film Ventures Int'l dreck. Thong?


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There's a pretty clever camera shift at about 50:00. After he knocks out Julian, Faust rips up a sheet or something and then, he throws it right at the camera and there's a blackout, coming back with him just finishing tying Julian up. I actually found it to be very interesting.


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My question is if Otis Tucker had a flat tire, all alone and "never regained consciousness" and was never able to tell anyone what happened to him... how in the world does Doc know the story?


NATURAL?
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319 - War of the Colossal Beast - over 3 years ago

Its been a while since I watched this episode, but the loathsome feeling came back when "Mr." B Natural popped in. I just don't understand why they would use someone so obviously a female to play a male role. And I think his self esteem would be better served if everyone would call him by name instead of "hey boy". As for the movie, well, I watched it to hear the guys great riffing. How stupid can a woman become when her brother is 60 feet tall? Oh well, I have to give her credit for skipping up a mountain in a dress and flats, although heels would look better with that style of dress.


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802 - The Leech Woman - almost 4 years ago

Oh my gosh, Ned's boy Jodie got squashed by a tank. Ptuey!


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802 - The Leech Woman - over 2 years ago

Why the hell did David run from her when she woke up old? He's overreacting big time unless he thought she was going to go after his pineal gland.


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802 - The Leech Woman - over 2 years ago

I love how deeply confused the lawyer is by young!June's freakout. It couldn't possibly be, oh, I don't know... GUILT? BECAUSE YOUR FIANCEE IS *WAITING FOR YOU RIGHT OUTSIDE, YOU FUCKING PIG?!*


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519 - Outlaw of Gor - over 2 years ago

(onscreen: "OUTLAW")
"With Jane Russell?! Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease!!"
"No, no, don't get your hopes up..."


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624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women - about 5 years ago

Can you imagine the huge apocolyptic grease fire if they threw
Rush Limbaugh in there?


Recent Riffs

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We must unite against the enemy that menaces us.


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Long term storage of hazardous waste can be safe...and fun!


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109 - Project Moonbase - about 4 years ago

Look! The Grand Tetons


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801 - Revenge of the Creature - about 1 year ago

Can we talk about booze?


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801 - Revenge of the Creature - about 1 year ago

Peanut: They have no souls.
Bobo: You're right!


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619 - Red Zone Cuba - about 1 year ago

Upon seeing a female soldier: "Commies are cute."


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212 - Godzilla vs. Megalon - about 1 year ago

Really makes you think, don't it? ... . Maybe not.


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413 - Manhunt in Space - about 1 year ago

Oh,no. The anarchists are here.


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413 - Manhunt in Space - about 1 year ago

I can't do that, Dave .


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815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - about 1 year ago

I think he's out of caps.


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815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - about 1 year ago

Forget it, Mike. You'll never be extreme.


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520 - Radar Secret Service - about 1 year ago

Trains are blameless, holy creatures.-