"Maybe an earthquake!" "Yes, but nothing will happen suddenly." Just have to say, in my experience, that's kinda what earthquakes DO. It's why scientists are trying to create some sort of early warning system for earthquakes, but to my knowledge no one's done it yet. Anyone else find that line rather hilarious?

Ever notice how often fires appear in the host segments?

So Catholicism is a placebo...well yes all religion is

"Did he say the kitchen is "set this way to save work, time, and unnecessary sex"?

Radar Secret Service, when Ambien just isn’t strong enough.

They are on a deserted island for 30 days with a months worth of food and they make NO attempt to survive at all. What was the plan for day 32? Lets all just lay down and die now. And what did they DO for a whole month?
Having spent a couple of years away from civilization, I can tell you that is a LOT of free time to do nothing with.

Former Federal official Ben Franklin's basic money management tips must be considered heresy in DC.

Man, it must've been tough to be a young white male back in the '40s-'50s. I feel for ya, Jimmy. [eye roll]

Awwww! Puppies!!

One of the real-life applications of radar was measuring the distance to the moon at various points in its orbit.

I wanna punch John Agar in the mouth over and over again.

Crow's ethnic slur about 50.0 is rather jarring.