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Donald Petkus

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Monster A-Go Go
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  2. Swamp Diamonds
    149
  3. Track of the Moon Beast
    274
  4. The Giant Spider Invasion
    336
  5. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
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1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - over 3 years ago
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They are on a deserted island for 30 days with a months worth of food and they make NO attempt to survive at all. What was the plan for day 32? Lets all just lay down and die now. And what did they DO for a whole month?
Having spent a couple of years away from civilization, I can tell you that is a LOT of free time to do nothing with.


Fiscal Irony
621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - over 3 years ago
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Former Federal official Ben Franklin's basic money management tips must be considered heresy in DC.


507 - I Accuse My Parents - over 6 years ago
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Man, it must've been tough to be a young white male back in the '40s-'50s. I feel for ya, Jimmy. [eye roll]


407 - The Killer Shrews - over 7 years ago
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Awwww! Puppies!!


Radar men and the moon.
520 - Radar Secret Service - almost 4 years ago
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One of the real-life applications of radar was measuring the distance to the moon at various points in its orbit.


"And let him in on MY cake?!"
801 - Revenge of the Creature - almost 5 years ago
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I wanna punch John Agar in the mouth over and over again.


Anti-Polish
701 - Night of the Blood Beast - about 3 years ago
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Crow's ethnic slur about 50.0 is rather jarring.


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So, btw... just how many MSTied movies are there involving capers where one of the perps is disguised as a priest? There's this stinkburger, and The Rebel Set, and...?


423 - Bride of the Monster - over 6 years ago
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I enjoy seeing the making of this movie in Tim Burton's "Ed Wood."


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oh, I see you have the machine that goes 'Ping!'


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The three GREATEST opening theme songs of all time:
1: Believe it or Not (Greatest American Hero)
2: SOL Theme (MST3K)
3: Suicide is Painless (M*A*S*H*)
I swear to the Holiest of Gods if someone replies to this post adding "Friends", I will lose faith in humanity...


603 - The Dead Talk Back - about 5 years ago
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Plenty of Lip and Tongue Action (and a lovely shout out to a previous much loved short)


Recent Riffs

109 - Project Moonbase - almost 6 years ago
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Look! The Grand Tetons


201 - Rocketship X-M - almost 5 years ago
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This ain't rocket science.


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We must unite against the enemy that menaces us.


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Long term storage of hazardous waste can be safe...and fun!


801 - Revenge of the Creature - almost 3 years ago
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Can we talk about booze?


801 - Revenge of the Creature - almost 3 years ago
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Peanut: They have no souls.
Bobo: You're right!


619 - Red Zone Cuba - about 3 years ago
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Upon seeing a female soldier: "Commies are cute."


212 - Godzilla vs. Megalon - about 3 years ago
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Really makes you think, don't it? ... . Maybe not.


413 - Manhunt in Space - about 3 years ago
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Oh,no. The anarchists are here.


413 - Manhunt in Space - about 3 years ago
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I can't do that, Dave .


815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - about 3 years ago
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I think he's out of caps.


815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - about 3 years ago
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Forget it, Mike. You'll never be extreme.