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Donald Petkus

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Monster A-Go Go
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  2. Swamp Diamonds
    153
  3. Track of the Moon Beast
    281
  4. The Giant Spider Invasion
    346
  5. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    277

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517 - Beginning of the End - almost 7 years ago
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(54:40) Even if Audrey, fighting to be taken seriously in the man's world of 1957, was dumb enough to wear the black dress with her breastacological area popped out... There are giant locusts eating Chicago! Is that REALLY the time to get all Victoria's Secret on Peter Graves?


402 - The Giant Gila Monster - about 4 years ago
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Ah, so this is the infamous episode where "art" was born! Does anyone know the episode where Joel calls him art crow? Joel was making a reference to Art Carney but the kid didn't get it


909 - Gorgo - about 6 years ago
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I still think Gogo is better than the Godzilla stuff coming out of Japan. At least Gorgo has a plot line, it does have some decent actors that try to put some depth into their characters, and focuses more on the humans than the monsters. Godzilla movies typically come in two varieties. !. Found another monster. 2. Aliens want to take over Japan. Why just Japan, God knows. Then some guy is a big rubber suit tears down model houses and pretends to fight with another guy in a big rubber suit. No character development, no plot, well ,if there is one it makes silk look like heavy ship mooring lines, and just flat out bad acting (if any.)


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So Catholicism is a placebo...well yes all religion is


311 - It Conquered the World - over 6 years ago
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They keep doing these bits about James Arness and Peter Graves and I don't get it. Jim Phelps does not look like Matt Dillon!


306 - Time of the Apes - about 6 years ago
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"Maybe an earthquake!" "Yes, but nothing will happen suddenly." Just have to say, in my experience, that's kinda what earthquakes DO. It's why scientists are trying to create some sort of early warning system for earthquakes, but to my knowledge no one's done it yet. Anyone else find that line rather hilarious?


Fires on SOL
705 - Escape 2000 - almost 6 years ago
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Ever notice how often fires appear in the host segments?


610 - The Violent Years - over 5 years ago
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"Did he say the kitchen is "set this way to save work, time, and unnecessary sex"?


520 - Radar Secret Service - almost 7 years ago
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Radar Secret Service, when Ambien just isn’t strong enough.


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - almost 4 years ago
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They are on a deserted island for 30 days with a months worth of food and they make NO attempt to survive at all. What was the plan for day 32? Lets all just lay down and die now. And what did they DO for a whole month?
Having spent a couple of years away from civilization, I can tell you that is a LOT of free time to do nothing with.


Fiscal Irony
621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - over 3 years ago
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Former Federal official Ben Franklin's basic money management tips must be considered heresy in DC.


Recent Riffs

109 - Project Moonbase - over 6 years ago
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Look! The Grand Tetons


201 - Rocketship X-M - over 5 years ago
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This ain't rocket science.


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We must unite against the enemy that menaces us.


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Long term storage of hazardous waste can be safe...and fun!


801 - Revenge of the Creature - over 3 years ago
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Can we talk about booze?


801 - Revenge of the Creature - over 3 years ago
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Peanut: They have no souls.
Bobo: You're right!


619 - Red Zone Cuba - over 3 years ago
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Upon seeing a female soldier: "Commies are cute."


212 - Godzilla vs. Megalon - over 3 years ago
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Really makes you think, don't it? ... . Maybe not.


413 - Manhunt in Space - over 3 years ago
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Oh,no. The anarchists are here.


413 - Manhunt in Space - over 3 years ago
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I can't do that, Dave .


815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - over 3 years ago
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I think he's out of caps.


815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - over 3 years ago
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Forget it, Mike. You'll never be extreme.