(54:40) Even if Audrey, fighting to be taken seriously in the man's world of 1957, was dumb enough to wear the black dress with her breastacological area popped out... There are giant locusts eating Chicago! Is that REALLY the time to get all Victoria's Secret on Peter Graves?

Ah, so this is the infamous episode where "art" was born! Does anyone know the episode where Joel calls him art crow? Joel was making a reference to Art Carney but the kid didn't get it

I still think Gogo is better than the Godzilla stuff coming out of Japan. At least Gorgo has a plot line, it does have some decent actors that try to put some depth into their characters, and focuses more on the humans than the monsters. Godzilla movies typically come in two varieties. !. Found another monster. 2. Aliens want to take over Japan. Why just Japan, God knows. Then some guy is a big rubber suit tears down model houses and pretends to fight with another guy in a big rubber suit. No character development, no plot, well ,if there is one it makes silk look like heavy ship mooring lines, and just flat out bad acting (if any.)

So Catholicism is a placebo...well yes all religion is

They keep doing these bits about James Arness and Peter Graves and I don't get it. Jim Phelps does not look like Matt Dillon!

"Maybe an earthquake!" "Yes, but nothing will happen suddenly." Just have to say, in my experience, that's kinda what earthquakes DO. It's why scientists are trying to create some sort of early warning system for earthquakes, but to my knowledge no one's done it yet. Anyone else find that line rather hilarious?

Ever notice how often fires appear in the host segments?

"Did he say the kitchen is "set this way to save work, time, and unnecessary sex"?

Radar Secret Service, when Ambien just isn’t strong enough.

They are on a deserted island for 30 days with a months worth of food and they make NO attempt to survive at all. What was the plan for day 32? Lets all just lay down and die now. And what did they DO for a whole month?
Having spent a couple of years away from civilization, I can tell you that is a LOT of free time to do nothing with.

Former Federal official Ben Franklin's basic money management tips must be considered heresy in DC.