The three GREATEST opening theme songs of all time:
1: Believe it or Not (Greatest American Hero)
2: SOL Theme (MST3K)
3: Suicide is Painless (M*A*S*H*)
I swear to the Holiest of Gods if someone replies to this post adding "Friends", I will lose faith in humanity...

Hey! -one of them thar vampire ladies looks a little like that Kardashian gal

Beverly Garland actually is taking the star way too seriously, except for having her husband murdered and everything. Instantly freaking over the 24-hour bar breaking curfew, then right after that scene, she tells the guy, "Either you turn around or I'll book you for rustling. What a power hungry bitch.

Why the hell is there so much sexual tension between Rick and the clone of his father?! Was that intentional? Every time they were on screen together, the first thought that went through my mind was that these guys clearly want to bang each other.

I generally like the host segments from the sci-fi era but the space kids ones are loathsome to me.

So...I guess Frank gave up on the whole vegetarian thing? He certainly had a lot of chicken.

The emphasis on women's bodies solely in terms of their utility reminds one of those Donald Trump managed beauty pageants

I found it really funny how bad Vorelli's act is...I'm mean, it is supposed to be this SOLD OUT amazing show; and the best part is the butt lady. How could that sell out every show and prompt a reporter to investigate?

Crow's ethnic slur about 50.0 is rather jarring.

The marriage short actually pisses me off. We're going to use the money her parents are lovingly using to put her through school, but use it instead to get married at eighteen and play house for a few months until we break up. Grrrr.