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323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - over 3 years ago

I think Servo read his line wrong when he said '...personally, I would have worn sling backs with those shoes'. Slingbacks are a style of shoe, and Joel seems to notice the mistake. I am impressed with the insight the boys have on women's apparel though...makes me wonder who advised them on such matters?


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210 - King Dinosaur - almost 5 years ago

Aah, the Fifties, where blowing up everything with a Nuclear Weapon is okay if it's different and unfamiliar!


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320 - The Unearthly - over 4 years ago

I hope everyone is sitting up straight and calling their parents more often.


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616 - Racket Girls - over 3 years ago

The marriage short actually pisses me off. We're going to use the money her parents are lovingly using to put her through school, but use it instead to get married at eighteen and play house for a few months until we break up. Grrrr.


Anti-Polish
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Crow's ethnic slur about 50.0 is rather jarring.


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616 - Racket Girls - over 3 years ago

Geez, these old marriage shorts are so painfully embarrassing I can't enjoy them... without the riffing, that is. Wow, a whole three months of knowing each other!


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Steve 1: What's going on in there (the room where Steve 2 just came out of).
Steve 2: I don't know.

Wait, what? You were just in there for 20 minutes watching an autopsy.


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203 - Jungle Goddess - over 4 years ago

Someone oughta spank that monkey.


Difficult Delivery
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701 - Night of the Blood Beast - over 1 year ago

If Johnny carries his babies to term, he would reared apart at delivery. The critters would emerge like chest bursting alien in Alien, the movie. Johnny lacks a womb, delivery canal et cetera.


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111 - Moon Zero Two - almost 5 years ago

OK, is it just me or is Moon Zero Two not such a bad movie? I actually got sucked into the story. I can't decide whether or not to feel ashamed.


Objectification
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518 - The Atomic Brain - 10 months ago

The emphasis on women's bodies solely in terms of their utility reminds one of those Donald Trump managed beauty pageants


Candy Counter Guy
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The only reason he wears glasses is so he can whip them off dramatically.


Recent Riffs

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Long term storage of hazardous waste can be safe...and fun!


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109 - Project Moonbase - over 3 years ago

Look! The Grand Tetons


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Can we talk about booze?


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Peanut: They have no souls.
Bobo: You're right!


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619 - Red Zone Cuba - 7 months ago

Upon seeing a female soldier: "Commies are cute."


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Really makes you think, don't it? ... . Maybe not.


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413 - Manhunt in Space - 7 months ago

Oh,no. The anarchists are here.


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413 - Manhunt in Space - 7 months ago

I can't do that, Dave .


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815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - 7 months ago

I think he's out of caps.


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815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - 7 months ago

Forget it, Mike. You'll never be extreme.


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Trains are blameless, holy creatures.-


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