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Donald Petkus

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Monster A-Go Go
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  2. Swamp Diamonds
    147
  3. Track of the Moon Beast
    267
  4. The Giant Spider Invasion
    332
  5. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    269

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423 - Bride of the Monster - about 6 years ago
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I enjoy seeing the making of this movie in Tim Burton's "Ed Wood."


404 - Teenagers from Outer Space - about 7 years ago
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oh, I see you have the machine that goes 'Ping!'


614 - San Francisco International - about 6 years ago
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So, btw... just how many MSTied movies are there involving capers where one of the perps is disguised as a priest? There's this stinkburger, and The Rebel Set, and...?


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The three GREATEST opening theme songs of all time:
1: Believe it or Not (Greatest American Hero)
2: SOL Theme (MST3K)
3: Suicide is Painless (M*A*S*H*)
I swear to the Holiest of Gods if someone replies to this post adding "Friends", I will lose faith in humanity...


603 - The Dead Talk Back - over 4 years ago
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Plenty of Lip and Tongue Action (and a lovely shout out to a previous much loved short)


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Hey! -one of them thar vampire ladies looks a little like that Kardashian gal


511 - Gunslinger - over 5 years ago
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Beverly Garland actually is taking the star way too seriously, except for having her husband murdered and everything. Instantly freaking over the 24-hour bar breaking curfew, then right after that scene, she tells the guy, "Either you turn around or I'll book you for rustling. What a power hungry bitch.


811 - Parts: The Clonus Horror - about 5 years ago
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Why the hell is there so much sexual tension between Rick and the clone of his father?! Was that intentional? Every time they were on screen together, the first thought that went through my mind was that these guys clearly want to bang each other.


310 - Fugitive Alien - about 5 years ago
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He triiiieeeeeeed to kill me with a FooorrkLiiiift!!!!


811 - Parts: The Clonus Horror - over 4 years ago
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I generally like the host segments from the sci-fi era but the space kids ones are loathsome to me.


624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women - about 4 years ago
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So...I guess Frank gave up on the whole vegetarian thing? He certainly had a lot of chicken.


Objectification
518 - The Atomic Brain - almost 3 years ago
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The emphasis on women's bodies solely in terms of their utility reminds one of those Donald Trump managed beauty pageants


Recent Riffs

109 - Project Moonbase - over 5 years ago
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Look! The Grand Tetons


201 - Rocketship X-M - over 4 years ago
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This ain't rocket science.


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We must unite against the enemy that menaces us.


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Long term storage of hazardous waste can be safe...and fun!


801 - Revenge of the Creature - over 2 years ago
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Can we talk about booze?


801 - Revenge of the Creature - over 2 years ago
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Peanut: They have no souls.
Bobo: You're right!


619 - Red Zone Cuba - over 2 years ago
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Upon seeing a female soldier: "Commies are cute."


212 - Godzilla vs. Megalon - over 2 years ago
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Really makes you think, don't it? ... . Maybe not.


413 - Manhunt in Space - over 2 years ago
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Oh,no. The anarchists are here.


413 - Manhunt in Space - over 2 years ago
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I can't do that, Dave .


815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - over 2 years ago
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I think he's out of caps.


815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - over 2 years ago
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Forget it, Mike. You'll never be extreme.