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Donald Petkus

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Monster A-Go Go
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  2. Swamp Diamonds
    152
  3. Track of the Moon Beast
    278
  4. The Giant Spider Invasion
    339
  5. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    275

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306 - Time of the Apes - almost 6 years ago
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"Maybe an earthquake!" "Yes, but nothing will happen suddenly." Just have to say, in my experience, that's kinda what earthquakes DO. It's why scientists are trying to create some sort of early warning system for earthquakes, but to my knowledge no one's done it yet. Anyone else find that line rather hilarious?


Fires on SOL
705 - Escape 2000 - over 5 years ago
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Ever notice how often fires appear in the host segments?


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So Catholicism is a placebo...well yes all religion is


610 - The Violent Years - over 5 years ago
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"Did he say the kitchen is "set this way to save work, time, and unnecessary sex"?


520 - Radar Secret Service - over 6 years ago
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Radar Secret Service, when Ambien just isn’t strong enough.


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - almost 4 years ago
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They are on a deserted island for 30 days with a months worth of food and they make NO attempt to survive at all. What was the plan for day 32? Lets all just lay down and die now. And what did they DO for a whole month?
Having spent a couple of years away from civilization, I can tell you that is a LOT of free time to do nothing with.


Fiscal Irony
621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - over 3 years ago
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Former Federal official Ben Franklin's basic money management tips must be considered heresy in DC.


507 - I Accuse My Parents - over 6 years ago
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Man, it must've been tough to be a young white male back in the '40s-'50s. I feel for ya, Jimmy. [eye roll]


407 - The Killer Shrews - over 7 years ago
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Awwww! Puppies!!


Radar men and the moon.
520 - Radar Secret Service - about 4 years ago
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One of the real-life applications of radar was measuring the distance to the moon at various points in its orbit.


"And let him in on MY cake?!"
801 - Revenge of the Creature - about 5 years ago
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I wanna punch John Agar in the mouth over and over again.


Anti-Polish
701 - Night of the Blood Beast - over 3 years ago
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Crow's ethnic slur about 50.0 is rather jarring.


Recent Riffs

109 - Project Moonbase - about 6 years ago
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Look! The Grand Tetons


201 - Rocketship X-M - about 5 years ago
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This ain't rocket science.


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We must unite against the enemy that menaces us.


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Long term storage of hazardous waste can be safe...and fun!


801 - Revenge of the Creature - about 3 years ago
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Can we talk about booze?


801 - Revenge of the Creature - about 3 years ago
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Peanut: They have no souls.
Bobo: You're right!


619 - Red Zone Cuba - about 3 years ago
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Upon seeing a female soldier: "Commies are cute."


212 - Godzilla vs. Megalon - about 3 years ago
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Really makes you think, don't it? ... . Maybe not.


413 - Manhunt in Space - about 3 years ago
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Oh,no. The anarchists are here.


413 - Manhunt in Space - about 3 years ago
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I can't do that, Dave .


815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - about 3 years ago
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I think he's out of caps.


815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - about 3 years ago
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Forget it, Mike. You'll never be extreme.