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Donald Petkus

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Monster A-Go Go
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  2. Swamp Diamonds
    141
  3. Track of the Moon Beast
    252
  4. The Giant Spider Invasion
    313
  5. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    254

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Charges Pending
611 - Last of the Wild Horses - almost 2 years ago
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Not clear what crime the sherif was going to charge our hero with. Wearing a mask and NOT robbing a stage coach? The Lone Ranger used to do that kind of thing all the time.


413 - Manhunt in Space - almost 4 years ago
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Seriously, though. Can you think of a more diminutive name for a man than "Winky"? That's not JUST a rhetorical question: I want to hear your ideas for diminutive names...


Girlfriends
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The bad Guy's girlfriend is more attractive than the princess, especially in terms of personality.


616 - Racket Girls - over 1 year ago
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Anyone know any more about Peaches Page? Was that her real name? What happened to her? Is she still alive? Google has let me down:(


810 - The Giant Spider Invasion - about 3 years ago
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These are NOT a lovely bunch of coconuts.


201 - Rocketship X-M - almost 5 years ago
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Someone explain to me why they would bring guns on a trip to the moon.


203 - Jungle Goddess - about 4 years ago
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Ah, the age of black face. How I love to see White people pretending to be my complexion with perfectly straight hair and European features. They couldn't just say the plane crashed in the Amazon rainforest where White people might at least be slightly believable as natives, could they? sigh.


517 - Beginning of the End - over 4 years ago
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Appears that they weren't required to file an Environmental Impact Statement before filling Lake Michigan with giant inSect carcasses.


Anti-Polish
701 - Night of the Blood Beast - over 1 year ago
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Crow's ethnic slur about 50.0 is rather jarring.


514 - Teenage Strangler - over 4 years ago
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I know that a film featured on MST3K is the wrong place to look for good acting; but my God does the acting in this film suck. Painfully suck; & I'm only about forty minuets into the episode (had to take a break because the acting is making my brain hurt).


NATURAL?
319 - War of the Colossal Beast - almost 4 years ago
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Its been a while since I watched this episode, but the loathsome feeling came back when "Mr." B Natural popped in. I just don't understand why they would use someone so obviously a female to play a male role. And I think his self esteem would be better served if everyone would call him by name instead of "hey boy". As for the movie, well, I watched it to hear the guys great riffing. How stupid can a woman become when her brother is 60 feet tall? Oh well, I have to give her credit for skipping up a mountain in a dress and flats, although heels would look better with that style of dress.


423 - Bride of the Monster - almost 4 years ago
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If there were door-to-door car salesmen, what else was sold door-to-door? Puppies? Dinner plates? Bras? "Ma'am, you look like someone who could use a good, sturdy bra..."


Recent Riffs

109 - Project Moonbase - over 4 years ago
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Look! The Grand Tetons


201 - Rocketship X-M - over 3 years ago
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This ain't rocket science.


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We must unite against the enemy that menaces us.


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Long term storage of hazardous waste can be safe...and fun!


801 - Revenge of the Creature - over 1 year ago
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Can we talk about booze?


801 - Revenge of the Creature - over 1 year ago
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Peanut: They have no souls.
Bobo: You're right!


619 - Red Zone Cuba - over 1 year ago
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Upon seeing a female soldier: "Commies are cute."


212 - Godzilla vs. Megalon - over 1 year ago
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Really makes you think, don't it? ... . Maybe not.


413 - Manhunt in Space - over 1 year ago
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Oh,no. The anarchists are here.


413 - Manhunt in Space - over 1 year ago
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I can't do that, Dave .


815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - over 1 year ago
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I think he's out of caps.


815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - over 1 year ago
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Forget it, Mike. You'll never be extreme.