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  1. Monster A-Go Go
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  2. Swamp Diamonds
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  3. Track of the Moon Beast
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  4. The Giant Spider Invasion
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  5. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
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624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women - almost 5 years ago

Can you imagine the huge apocolyptic grease fire if they threw
Rush Limbaugh in there?


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I may have said this before, but I still want the alternate ending/spin-off tv show where the creature comes back for Jan and they go off on adventures together.


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"...and a face that can be made beautiful again."

I know we all want to put this guy's balls in a vise, break off the handle, give him a spoon and set fire to the building, but this line especially.


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So Catholicism is a placebo...well yes all religion is


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320 - The Unearthly - over 3 years ago

I swear, I have tried to watch this epi. @ least 3 times, maybe four. I just can't do it, I fall asleep about halfway through! I will try again.


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314 - Mighty Jack - over 4 years ago

I just noticed in one of the host segments Joel mentions speilberg is doing old cartoons into movies like the flintstones crow goes, yeah right what next Casper. It would have been 3 years before they made Casper so I am wondering if they knew it or another example of them predicting things


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906 - The Space Children - over 4 years ago

How does it pass that the wife is griping on and on about starting a weird new life on the coastline, and then she reveals that she's homesick for San Francisco?


Separation of Church & Hollywood
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906 - The Space Children - almost 2 years ago

the use of Biblical quotations to lend gravitas to movies annoys me.


Anti-Polish
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701 - Night of the Blood Beast - about 1 year ago

Crow's ethnic slur about 50.0 is rather jarring.


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210 - King Dinosaur - over 4 years ago

I think it's safe to say that animals WERE harmed in the making of this film. :P


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411 - The Magic Sword - over 3 years ago

I wish the boys didn't talk over Basil Rathbone's lines.


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320 - The Unearthly - about 4 years ago

I will never, in a million years, get over the creepiness of Our Hero shooting the moves on a mentally ill woman in the midst of a pile of corpses. Twilight only aspired to this level of Creepy Hero-dom.


Recent Riffs

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We must unite against the enemy that menaces us.


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Long term storage of hazardous waste can be safe...and fun!


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109 - Project Moonbase - almost 4 years ago

Look! The Grand Tetons


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Can we talk about booze?


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Peanut: They have no souls.
Bobo: You're right!


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619 - Red Zone Cuba - 11 months ago

Upon seeing a female soldier: "Commies are cute."


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212 - Godzilla vs. Megalon - 11 months ago

Really makes you think, don't it? ... . Maybe not.


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413 - Manhunt in Space - 11 months ago

Oh,no. The anarchists are here.


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413 - Manhunt in Space - 11 months ago

I can't do that, Dave .


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815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - 12 months ago

I think he's out of caps.


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815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - 12 months ago

Forget it, Mike. You'll never be extreme.


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520 - Radar Secret Service - 12 months ago

Trains are blameless, holy creatures.-