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Favorite Episodes

  1. Space Travelers
    154
  2. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    161
  3. Being from Another Planet
    196
  4. Earth vs. the Spider
    206
  5. Radar Secret Service
    229
  6. Angels' Revenge
    213
  7. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    228
  8. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    283
  9. The Incredible Melting Man
    282
  10. Teenage Strangler
    323
  11. I Accuse My Parents
    417
  12. Eegah
    395
  13. Time Chasers
    449
  14. Mitchell
    593
  15. The Hellcats
    115
  16. Swamp Diamonds
    160
  17. Gunslinger
    167
  18. Hercules and the Captive Women
    161
  19. Wild Rebels
    166
  20. The Deadly Mantis
    224
  21. The Rebel Set
    168
  22. Invasion USA
    182
  23. Manhunt in Space
    172
  24. Code Name Diamond Head
    190
  25. King Dinosaur
    203
  26. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    204
  27. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    221
  28. The Beatniks
    192
  29. The Amazing Colossal Man
    215
  30. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    225
  31. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    227
  32. Gamera vs. Guiron
    258
  33. Operation Double 007
    239
  34. The Giant Gila Monster
    268
  35. Daddy-O
    253
  36. The Killer Shrews
    260
  37. Devil Fish
    266
  38. The Day the Earth Froze
    285
  39. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    320
  40. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    291
  41. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    256
  42. San Francisco International
    272
  43. Teenagers from Outer Space
    292
  44. Beginning of the End
    278
  45. Catalina Caper
    272
  46. Zombie Nightmare
    309
  47. Outlaw of Gor
    328
  48. Jack Frost
    341
  49. Fugitive Alien
    336
  50. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    302
  51. Warrior of the Lost World
    341
  52. The Giant Spider Invasion
    358
  53. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    343
  54. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    344
  55. Monster A-Go Go
    351
  56. Soultaker
    385
  57. Riding with Death
    405
  58. Laserblast
    407
  59. Prince of Space
    471
  60. Danger! Death Ray
    483
  61. Puma Man
    535
  62. Pod People
    575
  63. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    705
  64. Space Mutiny
    923
  65. Untamed Youth
    139
  66. Gamera vs. Barugon
    176
  67. Teenage Caveman
    156
  68. Gamera vs. Zigra
    177
  69. Master Ninja II
    164
  70. The Indestructible Man
    161
  71. Hercules
    155
  72. Last of the Wild Horses
    165
  73. Gorgo
    181
  74. The Violent Years
    172
  75. Moon Zero Two
    210
  76. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    155
  77. Bloodlust
    191
  78. Hercules Unchained
    188
  79. Village of the Giants
    203
  80. High School Big Shot
    194
  81. The Brute Man
    221
  82. The Human Duplicators
    213
  83. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    211
  84. The Sidehackers
    209
  85. The Projected Man
    207
  86. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    225
  87. The Deadly Bees
    225
  88. The Sinister Urge
    222
  89. The Wild World of Batwoman
    235
  90. Gamera
    252
  91. The Sword and the Dragon
    228
  92. The Starfighters
    241
  93. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    235
  94. War of the Colossal Beast
    232
  95. Escape 2000
    264
  96. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    230
  97. The Crawling Eye
    268
  98. Squirm
    241
  99. Red Zone Cuba
    234
  100. Terror from the Year 5000
    254
  101. Bride of the Monster
    241
  102. Lost Continent
    252
  103. It Conquered the World
    296
  104. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    268
  105. Master Ninja I
    262
  106. The Creeping Terror
    253
  107. Quest of the Delta Knights
    267
  108. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    261
  109. Girls Town
    296
  110. The Skydivers
    274
  111. Rocketship X-M
    287
  112. The Dead Talk Back
    287
  113. Night of the Blood Beast
    323
  114. Santa Claus
    301
  115. Horror of Party Beach
    322
  116. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    435
  117. Cave Dwellers
    445
  118. Phase IV
    61
  119. City on Fire
    51
  120. SST: Death Flight
    81
  121. The Slime People
    125
  122. The Black Scorpion
    127
  123. Stranded in Space
    129
  124. Gamera vs. Gaos
    152
  125. The Corpse Vanishes
    152
  126. Rocket Attack USA
    154
  127. Crash of the Moons
    177
  128. The She-Creature
    177
  129. The Space Children
    186
  130. Racket Girls
    180
  131. Jungle Goddess
    194
  132. City Limits
    174
  133. Colossus and the Headhunters
    186
  134. Mighty Jack
    175
  135. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    171
  136. The Mole People
    208
  137. Teenage Crime Wave
    190
  138. The Magic Sword
    212
  139. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    209
  140. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    211
  141. The Unearthly
    207
  142. 12 to the Moon
    210
  143. Revenge of the Creature
    234
  144. Diabolik
    214
  145. Tormented
    227
  146. The Leech Woman
    245
  147. The Undead
    246
  148. Future War
    272
  149. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    247
  150. The Screaming Skull
    285
  151. Final Justice
    273
  152. Alien from L.A.
    280
  153. Girl in Gold Boots
    288
  154. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    291
  155. Track of the Moon Beast
    290
  156. The Touch of Satan
    353
  157. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    333
  158. Hobgoblins
    404
  159. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    350
  160. Werewolf
    550
  161. The Final Sacrifice
    773
  162. The Last Chase
    36
  163. Hangar 18
    49
  164. Superdome
    45
  165. Project Moonbase
    118
  166. The Amazing Transparent Man
    145
  167. Robot Holocaust
    160
  168. Kitten with a Whip
    153
  169. The Crawling Hand
    165
  170. First Spaceship on Venus
    158
  171. Robot Monster
    157
  172. It Lives by Night
    172
  173. The Atomic Brain
    172
  174. Hamlet
    178
  175. Ring of Terror
    197
  176. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    228
  177. The Phantom Planet
    228
  178. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    209
  179. Horrors of Spider Island
    234
  180. Devil Doll
    249
  181. Time of the Apes
    283
  182. The Million Eyes of Sumuru
    32
  183. Legend of the Dinosaurs
    47
  184. Humanoid Woman
    45
  185. Cosmic Princess
    50
  186. The Mad Monster
    146

Recent Comments with recent replies

904 - Werewolf - over 5 years ago
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Jenny Garp? No, no, no, no: Jenny Fields. That line annoys me every time.


904 - Werewolf - over 5 years ago
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If you're an MST fan, there's something for you in every episode. To wit: this bloated "Tales from the Darkside" episode bores me to tears every time and nothing the Brains say can help the pain (I have never watched it all the way through). Yet it contains one of my all-time favorite riffs: "The very model of a modern man-made werewolf."

Something for everyone.


902 - The Phantom Planet - almost 7 years ago
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Well, much enthusiasm for this one in the discussion, but I have to demur. I found this stinkburger unwatchable.


820 - Space Mutiny - almost 6 years ago
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I hate to admit it, but I thot Reb Brown was the woman- what is Reb short for anyway (if not Rebeccca)


210 - King Dinosaur - almost 7 years ago
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How could people release hour long movies?


MST3K Host Segments: Season 2 - almost 6 years ago
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So I thought I'd do a little summation of ol' Season 2.

Best song of the season, "When Chauffers Rule the World," with "Wild Rebels" a goofy second-favorite.

Best skit goes to the Charlie McCarthy hearings, but the "really bad models" bit has an effective charm.

Then there are the contested categories.

In invention exchanges, the Mads edge Joel 6-4, with 1 forfeit, 1 blatant cheat (Dr F), and 1 draw (the BGC19). Joel best invention is not an exchange, but the camera doodads, most especially the "snopes scope/inherit the windorama." The Mads' best invention is the squeeze-toy guitars, though I also love the tank tops. Although the monster-tire unicycle might have been the best had it worked out.

On attitude control, the winner is the SOL, 7-6. The middle innings were hard on the SOL, but in the end Joel and the bots kept their spirits high, defying the Mads' cinematic beatdowns.

Frank made a brave showing on the button-pushing battle of wills and looked strong to win the struggle, but after Dr F used Frank's head as a button-pushing proxy, it was no contest, and Forrester won 6-5, with 1 draw and 1 sedation of Frank and including a pyrrhic victory for Dr F in the face of withering Frankish sarcasm.

My favorite line from the season is Crow's reaction to 3D glasses: "I feel like I'm really here."


608 - Code Name Diamond Head - almost 7 years ago
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I guess I am odd man out, I actually liked the movie> MST was the icing in the cake! When else do you see David Vincent fight Lovejoy?


So, you wanna know what a 5-lb. party is?
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On another forum, I found out that Patty Marvel, a member of the Yahoo MST3K group, apparently sent a letter to Iowa State asking exactly this question...here is their response.

Dear Ms. Marvel,

Our office received your inquiry about the promotional film called "The Home Economics Story." According to sources here the reference in the film is to a "five-pound party." Apparently there was an old sorority tradition to have a party and bring a 5-lb. box of candy when you announced your engagement.

Sincerely,
Sandra Gartz
Assistant to the Director

...so, now we know...


407 - The Killer Shrews - about 6 years ago
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Aw, Crow's reaction to his present breaks my heart a little bit. He's trying so hard to be mature, for once. Also, Joel says that Crow's birthday is coming up. When is his birthday? How did Joel decide when the 'bots' birthdays are? Is it the day he made them? Did he just arbitrarily assign dates? I need to know these things! Aaaa! *deep breath* Just a show... *deep breath* Just relax... *deep breath*


312 - Gamera vs. Guiron - over 5 years ago
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On my recent viewing, it occurred to me that the reason "Brother" is so concerned with traffic accidents is that the kids' absent father perished in one. If so, it's a nifty (though poignant) bit of screenwriting.

Of course, it could also just be a residue of the sandyfrankization process.


106 - The Crawling Hand - over 5 years ago
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I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, but I think maybe this movie is really dumb.


405 - Being from Another Planet - over 6 years ago
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I heard "squirrel" too.

Has anyone ever compiled a list of the "twas beauty killed the beast" variations the guys made over the years? There must be 50 of them.


Recent Riffs

507 - I Accuse My Parents - about 5 years ago
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Yeah, they need a laughingstock.


323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - about 5 years ago
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Auxilliary?


323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - about 5 years ago
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Uh, I didn't ask.


417 - Crash of the Moons - over 5 years ago
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You can take some out of my mouth.


821 - Time Chasers - over 5 years ago
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Argh--and it's so early too.


405 - Being from Another Planet - over 5 years ago
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phay, nnnt ooo airyy bmmmahnnntay rrppprrrr?


405 - Being from Another Planet - over 5 years ago
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I think you're just getting all wrapped up in yourself.


405 - Being from Another Planet - over 5 years ago
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Booooo!


405 - Being from Another Planet - over 5 years ago
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--'cause I was dizzy with lust.


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...because we're basically scum.


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I'm serious about mufflers.


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I hate patronizing answers,