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Favorite Episodes

  1. Space Travelers
    158
  2. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    168
  3. Being from Another Planet
    200
  4. Earth vs. the Spider
    213
  5. Radar Secret Service
    233
  6. Angels' Revenge
    216
  7. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    235
  8. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    291
  9. The Incredible Melting Man
    292
  10. Teenage Strangler
    327
  11. I Accuse My Parents
    429
  12. Eegah
    409
  13. Time Chasers
    459
  14. Mitchell
    607
  15. The Hellcats
    121
  16. Swamp Diamonds
    161
  17. Gunslinger
    169
  18. Hercules and the Captive Women
    163
  19. Wild Rebels
    175
  20. The Deadly Mantis
    231
  21. The Rebel Set
    166
  22. Invasion USA
    187
  23. Manhunt in Space
    173
  24. Code Name Diamond Head
    195
  25. King Dinosaur
    207
  26. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    207
  27. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    224
  28. The Beatniks
    192
  29. The Amazing Colossal Man
    216
  30. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    223
  31. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    228
  32. Gamera vs. Guiron
    266
  33. Operation Double 007
    245
  34. The Giant Gila Monster
    269
  35. Daddy-O
    257
  36. The Killer Shrews
    264
  37. Devil Fish
    273
  38. The Day the Earth Froze
    292
  39. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    333
  40. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    301
  41. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    261
  42. San Francisco International
    278
  43. Teenagers from Outer Space
    297
  44. Beginning of the End
    282
  45. Catalina Caper
    281
  46. Zombie Nightmare
    320
  47. Outlaw of Gor
    331
  48. Jack Frost
    352
  49. Fugitive Alien
    342
  50. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    308
  51. Warrior of the Lost World
    349
  52. The Giant Spider Invasion
    370
  53. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    352
  54. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    354
  55. Monster A-Go Go
    359
  56. Soultaker
    394
  57. Riding with Death
    416
  58. Laserblast
    418
  59. Prince of Space
    483
  60. Danger! Death Ray
    492
  61. Puma Man
    544
  62. Pod People
    588
  63. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    713
  64. Space Mutiny
    937
  65. Untamed Youth
    141
  66. Gamera vs. Barugon
    178
  67. Teenage Caveman
    156
  68. Gamera vs. Zigra
    180
  69. Master Ninja II
    164
  70. The Indestructible Man
    162
  71. Hercules
    160
  72. Last of the Wild Horses
    169
  73. Gorgo
    185
  74. The Violent Years
    176
  75. Moon Zero Two
    214
  76. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    159
  77. Bloodlust
    193
  78. Hercules Unchained
    193
  79. Village of the Giants
    203
  80. High School Big Shot
    198
  81. The Brute Man
    225
  82. The Human Duplicators
    215
  83. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    216
  84. The Sidehackers
    218
  85. The Projected Man
    209
  86. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    233
  87. The Deadly Bees
    232
  88. The Sinister Urge
    223
  89. The Wild World of Batwoman
    238
  90. Gamera
    261
  91. The Sword and the Dragon
    237
  92. The Starfighters
    250
  93. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    242
  94. War of the Colossal Beast
    241
  95. Escape 2000
    276
  96. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    231
  97. The Crawling Eye
    277
  98. Squirm
    251
  99. Red Zone Cuba
    243
  100. Terror from the Year 5000
    256
  101. Bride of the Monster
    246
  102. Lost Continent
    261
  103. It Conquered the World
    297
  104. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    281
  105. Master Ninja I
    268
  106. The Creeping Terror
    266
  107. Quest of the Delta Knights
    280
  108. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    266
  109. Girls Town
    304
  110. The Skydivers
    277
  111. Rocketship X-M
    297
  112. The Dead Talk Back
    288
  113. Night of the Blood Beast
    333
  114. Santa Claus
    309
  115. Horror of Party Beach
    331
  116. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    446
  117. Cave Dwellers
    457
  118. Phase IV
    64
  119. City on Fire
    52
  120. SST: Death Flight
    83
  121. The Slime People
    126
  122. The Black Scorpion
    130
  123. Stranded in Space
    134
  124. Gamera vs. Gaos
    155
  125. The Corpse Vanishes
    157
  126. Rocket Attack USA
    160
  127. Crash of the Moons
    178
  128. The She-Creature
    180
  129. The Space Children
    186
  130. Racket Girls
    181
  131. Jungle Goddess
    197
  132. City Limits
    180
  133. Colossus and the Headhunters
    191
  134. Mighty Jack
    179
  135. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    175
  136. The Mole People
    212
  137. Teenage Crime Wave
    191
  138. The Magic Sword
    212
  139. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    221
  140. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    217
  141. The Unearthly
    209
  142. 12 to the Moon
    214
  143. Revenge of the Creature
    240
  144. Diabolik
    218
  145. Tormented
    227
  146. The Leech Woman
    250
  147. The Undead
    249
  148. Future War
    278
  149. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    251
  150. The Screaming Skull
    292
  151. Final Justice
    276
  152. Alien from L.A.
    285
  153. Girl in Gold Boots
    294
  154. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    296
  155. Track of the Moon Beast
    298
  156. The Touch of Satan
    360
  157. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    341
  158. Hobgoblins
    414
  159. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    359
  160. Werewolf
    563
  161. The Final Sacrifice
    782
  162. The Last Chase
    38
  163. Hangar 18
    49
  164. Superdome
    47
  165. Project Moonbase
    121
  166. The Amazing Transparent Man
    147
  167. Robot Holocaust
    168
  168. Kitten with a Whip
    154
  169. The Crawling Hand
    170
  170. First Spaceship on Venus
    160
  171. Robot Monster
    159
  172. It Lives by Night
    177
  173. The Atomic Brain
    175
  174. Hamlet
    185
  175. Ring of Terror
    200
  176. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    235
  177. The Phantom Planet
    232
  178. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    210
  179. Horrors of Spider Island
    237
  180. Devil Doll
    258
  181. Time of the Apes
    290
  182. The Million Eyes of Sumuru
    32
  183. Legend of the Dinosaurs
    50
  184. Humanoid Woman
    48
  185. Cosmic Princess
    51
  186. The Mad Monster
    147

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319 - War of the Colossal Beast - about 7 years ago
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Wanna see Mr. B's lost 7 minutes? Watch the super-funny Rifftrax version. It's only $1.99. http://www.rifftrax.com/shorts/mr-b-natural


105 - The Corpse Vanishes - over 6 years ago
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Maybe it's just the mood I'm in, but Servo's line: "a little leg of the dog that bit him" strikes me as the funniest line ever.


So, you wanna know what a 5-lb. party is?
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On another forum, I found out that Patty Marvel, a member of the Yahoo MST3K group, apparently sent a letter to Iowa State asking exactly this question...here is their response.

Dear Ms. Marvel,

Our office received your inquiry about the promotional film called "The Home Economics Story." According to sources here the reference in the film is to a "five-pound party." Apparently there was an old sorority tradition to have a party and bring a 5-lb. box of candy when you announced your engagement.

Sincerely,
Sandra Gartz
Assistant to the Director

...so, now we know...


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I don't want to sound like I have an ego problem, and I'd hate for anyone's nose to get bent out of joint over my comment, but the invention exchange in this ep has to be the all-time goofiest. I love it!


904 - Werewolf - over 6 years ago
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Jenny Garp? No, no, no, no: Jenny Fields. That line annoys me every time.


904 - Werewolf - over 6 years ago
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If you're an MST fan, there's something for you in every episode. To wit: this bloated "Tales from the Darkside" episode bores me to tears every time and nothing the Brains say can help the pain (I have never watched it all the way through). Yet it contains one of my all-time favorite riffs: "The very model of a modern man-made werewolf."

Something for everyone.


902 - The Phantom Planet - over 7 years ago
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Well, much enthusiasm for this one in the discussion, but I have to demur. I found this stinkburger unwatchable.


820 - Space Mutiny - over 6 years ago
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I hate to admit it, but I thot Reb Brown was the woman- what is Reb short for anyway (if not Rebeccca)


210 - King Dinosaur - over 7 years ago
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How could people release hour long movies?


MST3K Host Segments: Season 2 - over 6 years ago
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So I thought I'd do a little summation of ol' Season 2.

Best song of the season, "When Chauffers Rule the World," with "Wild Rebels" a goofy second-favorite.

Best skit goes to the Charlie McCarthy hearings, but the "really bad models" bit has an effective charm.

Then there are the contested categories.

In invention exchanges, the Mads edge Joel 6-4, with 1 forfeit, 1 blatant cheat (Dr F), and 1 draw (the BGC19). Joel best invention is not an exchange, but the camera doodads, most especially the "snopes scope/inherit the windorama." The Mads' best invention is the squeeze-toy guitars, though I also love the tank tops. Although the monster-tire unicycle might have been the best had it worked out.

On attitude control, the winner is the SOL, 7-6. The middle innings were hard on the SOL, but in the end Joel and the bots kept their spirits high, defying the Mads' cinematic beatdowns.

Frank made a brave showing on the button-pushing battle of wills and looked strong to win the struggle, but after Dr F used Frank's head as a button-pushing proxy, it was no contest, and Forrester won 6-5, with 1 draw and 1 sedation of Frank and including a pyrrhic victory for Dr F in the face of withering Frankish sarcasm.

My favorite line from the season is Crow's reaction to 3D glasses: "I feel like I'm really here."


608 - Code Name Diamond Head - over 7 years ago
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I guess I am odd man out, I actually liked the movie> MST was the icing in the cake! When else do you see David Vincent fight Lovejoy?


407 - The Killer Shrews - almost 7 years ago
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Aw, Crow's reaction to his present breaks my heart a little bit. He's trying so hard to be mature, for once. Also, Joel says that Crow's birthday is coming up. When is his birthday? How did Joel decide when the 'bots' birthdays are? Is it the day he made them? Did he just arbitrarily assign dates? I need to know these things! Aaaa! *deep breath* Just a show... *deep breath* Just relax... *deep breath*


Recent Riffs

507 - I Accuse My Parents - almost 6 years ago
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Yeah, they need a laughingstock.


323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - almost 6 years ago
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Auxilliary?


323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - almost 6 years ago
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Uh, I didn't ask.


417 - Crash of the Moons - about 6 years ago
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You can take some out of my mouth.


821 - Time Chasers - about 6 years ago
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Argh--and it's so early too.


405 - Being from Another Planet - about 6 years ago
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phay, nnnt ooo airyy bmmmahnnntay rrppprrrr?


405 - Being from Another Planet - about 6 years ago
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I think you're just getting all wrapped up in yourself.


405 - Being from Another Planet - about 6 years ago
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Booooo!


405 - Being from Another Planet - about 6 years ago
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--'cause I was dizzy with lust.


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...because we're basically scum.


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I'm serious about mufflers.


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I hate patronizing answers,