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Favorite Episodes

1. Space Travelers
   152
2. Lassie: The Painted Hills
   152
3. Being from Another Planet
   195
4. Earth vs. the Spider
   199
5. Radar Secret Service
   222
6. Angels' Revenge
   206
7. The Girl in Lovers Lane
   222
8. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
   275
9. The Incredible Melting Man
   272
10. Teenage Strangler
    309
11. I Accuse My Parents
    403
12. Eegah
    386
13. Time Chasers
    429
14. Mitchell
    574
15. The Hellcats
    113
16. Swamp Diamonds
    152
17. Gunslinger
    161
18. Hercules and the Captive Women
    157
19. Wild Rebels
    166
20. The Deadly Mantis
    212
21. The Rebel Set
    160
22. Invasion USA
    174
23. Manhunt in Space
    168
24. Code Name Diamond Head
    183
25. King Dinosaur
    202
26. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    198
27. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    215
28. The Beatniks
    184
29. The Amazing Colossal Man
    211
30. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    214
31. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    218
32. Gamera vs. Guiron
    247
33. Operation Double 007
    233
34. The Giant Gila Monster
    254
35. Daddy-O
    248
36. The Killer Shrews
    252
37. Devil Fish
    253
38. The Day the Earth Froze
    276
39. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    308
40. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    279
41. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    251
42. San Francisco International
    262
43. Teenagers from Outer Space
    279
44. Beginning of the End
    262
45. Catalina Caper
    266
46. Zombie Nightmare
    300
47. Outlaw of Gor
    313
48. Jack Frost
    329
49. Fugitive Alien
    327
50. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    295
51. Warrior of the Lost World
    327
52. The Giant Spider Invasion
    339
53. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    331
54. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    337
55. Monster A-Go Go
    338
56. Soultaker
    369
57. Riding with Death
    386
58. Laserblast
    390
59. Prince of Space
    453
60. Danger! Death Ray
    466
61. Puma Man
    509
62. Pod People
    560
63. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    677
64. Space Mutiny
    887
65. Untamed Youth
    134
66. Gamera vs. Barugon
    174
67. Teenage Caveman
    155
68. Gamera vs. Zigra
    171
69. Master Ninja II
    156
70. The Indestructible Man
    157
71. Hercules
    152
72. Last of the Wild Horses
    160
73. Gorgo
    171
74. The Violent Years
    168
75. Moon Zero Two
    199
76. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    150
77. Bloodlust
    185
78. Hercules Unchained
    181
79. Village of the Giants
    192
80. High School Big Shot
    186
81. The Brute Man
    214
82. The Human Duplicators
    206
83. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    206
84. The Sidehackers
    206
85. The Projected Man
    203
86. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    215
87. The Deadly Bees
    214
88. The Sinister Urge
    215
89. The Wild World of Batwoman
    231
90. Gamera
    242
91. The Sword and the Dragon
    219
92. The Starfighters
    234
93. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    227
94. War of the Colossal Beast
    224
95. Escape 2000
    252
96. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    224
97. The Crawling Eye
    259
98. Squirm
    235
99. Red Zone Cuba
    225
100. Terror from the Year 5000
     242
101. Bride of the Monster
     233
102. Lost Continent
     244
103. It Conquered the World
     286
104. Agent for H.A.R.M.
     257
105. Master Ninja I
     253
106. The Creeping Terror
     246
107. Quest of the Delta Knights
     254
108. The Beast of Yucca Flats
     253
109. Girls Town
     284
110. The Skydivers
     270
111. Rocketship X-M
     280
112. The Dead Talk Back
     278
113. Night of the Blood Beast
     310
114. Santa Claus
     289
115. Horror of Party Beach
     308
116. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
     415
117. Cave Dwellers
     430
118. Phase IV
     60
119. City on Fire
     50
120. SST: Death Flight
     76
121. The Slime People
     124
122. The Black Scorpion
     123
123. Stranded in Space
     129
124. Gamera vs. Gaos
     149
125. The Corpse Vanishes
     152
126. Rocket Attack USA
     152
127. Crash of the Moons
     171
128. The She-Creature
     172
129. The Space Children
     177
130. Racket Girls
     170
131. Jungle Goddess
     186
132. City Limits
     169
133. Colossus and the Headhunters
     180
134. Mighty Jack
     172
135. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
     170
136. The Mole People
     199
137. Teenage Crime Wave
     181
138. The Magic Sword
     205
139. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
     195
140. The Thing That Couldn't Die
     195
141. The Unearthly
     200
142. 12 to the Moon
     201
143. Revenge of the Creature
     223
144. Diabolik
     208
145. Tormented
     220
146. The Leech Woman
     235
147. The Undead
     239
148. Future War
     261
149. Invasion of the Neptune Men
     240
150. The Screaming Skull
     269
151. Final Justice
     260
152. Alien from L.A.
     275
153. Girl in Gold Boots
     274
154. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
     279
155. Track of the Moon Beast
     278
156. The Touch of Satan
     337
157. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
     323
158. Hobgoblins
     387
159. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
     336
160. Werewolf
     525
161. The Final Sacrifice
     744
162. The Last Chase
     35
163. Hangar 18
     46
164. Superdome
     44
165. Project Moonbase
     116
166. The Amazing Transparent Man
     141
167. Robot Holocaust
     156
168. Kitten with a Whip
     151
169. The Crawling Hand
     161
170. First Spaceship on Venus
     154
171. Robot Monster
     153
172. It Lives by Night
     171
173. The Atomic Brain
     169
174. Hamlet
     175
175. Ring of Terror
     190
176. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
     223
177. The Phantom Planet
     217
178. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
     206
179. Horrors of Spider Island
     222
180. Devil Doll
     243
181. Time of the Apes
     276
182. The Million Eyes of Sumuru
     30
183. Legend of the Dinosaurs
     47
184. Humanoid Woman
     44
185. Cosmic Princess
     49
186. The Mad Monster
     138

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MST3K Host Segments: Season 2 - about 5 years ago

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So I thought I'd do a little summation of ol' Season 2.

Best song of the season, "When Chauffers Rule the World," with "Wild Rebels" a goofy second-favorite.

Best skit goes to the Charlie McCarthy hearings, but the "really bad models" bit has an effective charm.

Then there are the contested categories.

In invention exchanges, the Mads edge Joel 6-4, with 1 forfeit, 1 blatant cheat (Dr F), and 1 draw (the BGC19). Joel best invention is not an exchange, but the camera doodads, most especially the "snopes scope/inherit the windorama." The Mads' best invention is the squeeze-toy guitars, though I also love the tank tops. Although the monster-tire unicycle might have been the best had it worked out.

On attitude control, the winner is the SOL, 7-6. The middle innings were hard on the SOL, but in the end Joel and the bots kept their spirits high, defying the Mads' cinematic beatdowns.

Frank made a brave showing on the button-pushing battle of wills and looked strong to win the struggle, but after Dr F used Frank's head as a button-pushing proxy, it was no contest, and Forrester won 6-5, with 1 draw and 1 sedation of Frank and including a pyrrhic victory for Dr F in the face of withering Frankish sarcasm.

My favorite line from the season is Crow's reaction to 3D glasses: "I feel like I'm really here."

820 - Space Mutiny - about 5 years ago

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I hate to admit it, but I thot Reb Brown was the woman- what is Reb short for anyway (if not Rebeccca)

608 - Code Name Diamond Head - about 6 years ago

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I guess I am odd man out, I actually liked the movie> MST was the icing in the cake! When else do you see David Vincent fight Lovejoy?

902 - The Phantom Planet - about 6 years ago

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Well, much enthusiasm for this one in the discussion, but I have to demur. I found this stinkburger unwatchable.

So, you wanna know what a 5-lb. party is?

317 - The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent - over 5 years ago

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On another forum, I found out that Patty Marvel, a member of the Yahoo MST3K group, apparently sent a letter to Iowa State asking exactly this question...here is their response.

Dear Ms. Marvel,

Our office received your inquiry about the promotional film called "The Home Economics Story." According to sources here the reference in the film is to a "five-pound party." Apparently there was an old sorority tradition to have a party and bring a 5-lb. box of candy when you announced your engagement.

Sincerely,
Sandra Gartz
Assistant to the Director

...so, now we know...

407 - The Killer Shrews - over 5 years ago

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Aw, Crow's reaction to his present breaks my heart a little bit. He's trying so hard to be mature, for once. Also, Joel says that Crow's birthday is coming up. When is his birthday? How did Joel decide when the 'bots' birthdays are? Is it the day he made them? Did he just arbitrarily assign dates? I need to know these things! Aaaa! *deep breath* Just a show... *deep breath* Just relax... *deep breath*

312 - Gamera vs. Guiron - over 4 years ago

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On my recent viewing, it occurred to me that the reason "Brother" is so concerned with traffic accidents is that the kids' absent father perished in one. If so, it's a nifty (though poignant) bit of screenwriting.

Of course, it could also just be a residue of the sandyfrankization process.

106 - The Crawling Hand - almost 5 years ago

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I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, but I think maybe this movie is really dumb.

405 - Being from Another Planet - almost 6 years ago

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I heard "squirrel" too.

Has anyone ever compiled a list of the "twas beauty killed the beast" variations the guys made over the years? There must be 50 of them.

413 - Manhunt in Space - almost 5 years ago

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Hey, just before the second break, from "know Veena" Tom blurts out a joyful "Nuveena" who has yet to make an appearance in MST. It's both a nice bit of temporal hanky-panky, and a reminder that the Brains lived with most of these movies and shorts banging around their sundry subconscious minds for years before they gave them the "treatment." Kind of like Coily and Wally the waffle.

416 - Fire Maidens of Outer Space - over 6 years ago

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Man, the script for this movie must have been 5 pages long.

K15 - Superdome - about 6 years ago

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Not only do we have a football movie without a single frame of football game in it, we have to watch Donna Mills seduce David Jansen. I didn't ask to see that, didn't want to see that, and wish I hadn't seen that.

This is a good episode, but a tough one to watch.

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507 - I Accuse My Parents - over 4 years ago

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Yeah, they need a laughingstock.

323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - over 4 years ago

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Auxilliary?

323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - over 4 years ago

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Uh, I didn't ask.

417 - Crash of the Moons - over 4 years ago

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You can take some out of my mouth.

821 - Time Chasers - over 4 years ago

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Argh--and it's so early too.

405 - Being from Another Planet - over 4 years ago

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phay, nnnt ooo airyy bmmmahnnntay rrppprrrr?

405 - Being from Another Planet - over 4 years ago

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I think you're just getting all wrapped up in yourself.

405 - Being from Another Planet - over 4 years ago

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Booooo!

405 - Being from Another Planet - over 4 years ago

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--'cause I was dizzy with lust.

318 - Star Force: Fugitive Alien II - over 4 years ago

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...because we're basically scum.

318 - Star Force: Fugitive Alien II - over 4 years ago

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I'm serious about mufflers.

318 - Star Force: Fugitive Alien II - over 4 years ago

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I hate patronizing answers,