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Favorite Episodes

1. Space Travelers
   148
2. Lassie: The Painted Hills
   151
3. Being from Another Planet
   193
4. Earth vs. the Spider
   192
5. Radar Secret Service
   219
6. Angels' Revenge
   204
7. The Girl in Lovers Lane
   219
8. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
   270
9. The Incredible Melting Man
   269
10. Teenage Strangler
    306
11. I Accuse My Parents
    399
12. Eegah
    380
13. Time Chasers
    424
14. Mitchell
    569
15. The Hellcats
    111
16. Swamp Diamonds
    149
17. Gunslinger
    160
18. Hercules and the Captive Women
    153
19. Wild Rebels
    163
20. The Deadly Mantis
    208
21. The Rebel Set
    156
22. Invasion USA
    172
23. Manhunt in Space
    163
24. Code Name Diamond Head
    183
25. King Dinosaur
    198
26. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    194
27. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    210
28. The Beatniks
    182
29. The Amazing Colossal Man
    204
30. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    213
31. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    212
32. Gamera vs. Guiron
    242
33. Operation Double 007
    229
34. The Giant Gila Monster
    248
35. Daddy-O
    244
36. The Killer Shrews
    250
37. Devil Fish
    251
38. The Day the Earth Froze
    270
39. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    302
40. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    273
41. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    250
42. San Francisco International
    258
43. Teenagers from Outer Space
    277
44. Beginning of the End
    257
45. Catalina Caper
    259
46. Zombie Nightmare
    297
47. Outlaw of Gor
    309
48. Jack Frost
    325
49. Fugitive Alien
    324
50. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    289
51. Warrior of the Lost World
    324
52. The Giant Spider Invasion
    336
53. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    329
54. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    336
55. Monster A-Go Go
    333
56. Soultaker
    365
57. Riding with Death
    381
58. Laserblast
    385
59. Prince of Space
    449
60. Danger! Death Ray
    462
61. Puma Man
    503
62. Pod People
    554
63. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    667
64. Space Mutiny
    879
65. Untamed Youth
    132
66. Gamera vs. Barugon
    170
67. Teenage Caveman
    149
68. Gamera vs. Zigra
    169
69. Master Ninja II
    155
70. The Indestructible Man
    153
71. Hercules
    151
72. Last of the Wild Horses
    159
73. Gorgo
    168
74. The Violent Years
    167
75. Moon Zero Two
    195
76. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    148
77. Bloodlust
    183
78. Hercules Unchained
    179
79. Village of the Giants
    191
80. High School Big Shot
    185
81. The Brute Man
    213
82. The Human Duplicators
    203
83. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    205
84. The Sidehackers
    205
85. The Projected Man
    198
86. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    209
87. The Deadly Bees
    212
88. The Sinister Urge
    211
89. The Wild World of Batwoman
    226
90. Gamera
    239
91. The Sword and the Dragon
    216
92. The Starfighters
    231
93. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    225
94. War of the Colossal Beast
    219
95. Escape 2000
    249
96. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    219
97. The Crawling Eye
    256
98. Squirm
    232
99. Red Zone Cuba
    225
100. Terror from the Year 5000
     237
101. Bride of the Monster
     230
102. Lost Continent
     240
103. It Conquered the World
     281
104. Agent for H.A.R.M.
     254
105. Master Ninja I
     249
106. The Creeping Terror
     244
107. Quest of the Delta Knights
     253
108. The Beast of Yucca Flats
     251
109. Girls Town
     284
110. The Skydivers
     267
111. Rocketship X-M
     278
112. The Dead Talk Back
     276
113. Night of the Blood Beast
     307
114. Santa Claus
     286
115. Horror of Party Beach
     307
116. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
     413
117. Cave Dwellers
     423
118. Phase IV
     57
119. City on Fire
     49
120. SST: Death Flight
     75
121. The Slime People
     122
122. The Black Scorpion
     119
123. Stranded in Space
     126
124. Gamera vs. Gaos
     146
125. The Corpse Vanishes
     150
126. Rocket Attack USA
     147
127. Crash of the Moons
     168
128. The She-Creature
     170
129. The Space Children
     175
130. Racket Girls
     170
131. Jungle Goddess
     184
132. City Limits
     168
133. Colossus and the Headhunters
     175
134. Mighty Jack
     168
135. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
     168
136. The Mole People
     198
137. Teenage Crime Wave
     178
138. The Magic Sword
     204
139. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
     191
140. The Thing That Couldn't Die
     194
141. The Unearthly
     197
142. 12 to the Moon
     199
143. Revenge of the Creature
     219
144. Diabolik
     207
145. Tormented
     218
146. The Leech Woman
     233
147. The Undead
     237
148. Future War
     257
149. Invasion of the Neptune Men
     239
150. The Screaming Skull
     265
151. Final Justice
     260
152. Alien from L.A.
     271
153. Girl in Gold Boots
     272
154. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
     277
155. Track of the Moon Beast
     274
156. The Touch of Satan
     336
157. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
     320
158. Hobgoblins
     383
159. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
     331
160. Werewolf
     520
161. The Final Sacrifice
     736
162. The Last Chase
     35
163. Hangar 18
     45
164. Superdome
     42
165. Project Moonbase
     113
166. The Amazing Transparent Man
     140
167. Robot Holocaust
     153
168. Kitten with a Whip
     150
169. The Crawling Hand
     157
170. First Spaceship on Venus
     153
171. Robot Monster
     152
172. It Lives by Night
     169
173. The Atomic Brain
     165
174. Hamlet
     175
175. Ring of Terror
     188
176. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
     220
177. The Phantom Planet
     213
178. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
     203
179. Horrors of Spider Island
     220
180. Devil Doll
     242
181. Time of the Apes
     270
182. The Million Eyes of Sumuru
     28
183. Legend of the Dinosaurs
     46
184. Humanoid Woman
     41
185. Cosmic Princess
     47
186. The Mad Monster
     137

Recent Comments with recent replies

820 - Space Mutiny - about 5 years ago

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I hate to admit it, but I thot Reb Brown was the woman- what is Reb short for anyway (if not Rebeccca)

608 - Code Name Diamond Head - about 6 years ago

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I guess I am odd man out, I actually liked the movie> MST was the icing in the cake! When else do you see David Vincent fight Lovejoy?

902 - The Phantom Planet - about 6 years ago

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Well, much enthusiasm for this one in the discussion, but I have to demur. I found this stinkburger unwatchable.

So, you wanna know what a 5-lb. party is?

317 - The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent - about 5 years ago

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On another forum, I found out that Patty Marvel, a member of the Yahoo MST3K group, apparently sent a letter to Iowa State asking exactly this question...here is their response.

Dear Ms. Marvel,

Our office received your inquiry about the promotional film called "The Home Economics Story." According to sources here the reference in the film is to a "five-pound party." Apparently there was an old sorority tradition to have a party and bring a 5-lb. box of candy when you announced your engagement.

Sincerely,
Sandra Gartz
Assistant to the Director

...so, now we know...

407 - The Killer Shrews - over 5 years ago

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Aw, Crow's reaction to his present breaks my heart a little bit. He's trying so hard to be mature, for once. Also, Joel says that Crow's birthday is coming up. When is his birthday? How did Joel decide when the 'bots' birthdays are? Is it the day he made them? Did he just arbitrarily assign dates? I need to know these things! Aaaa! *deep breath* Just a show... *deep breath* Just relax... *deep breath*

312 - Gamera vs. Guiron - over 4 years ago

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On my recent viewing, it occurred to me that the reason "Brother" is so concerned with traffic accidents is that the kids' absent father perished in one. If so, it's a nifty (though poignant) bit of screenwriting.

Of course, it could also just be a residue of the sandyfrankization process.

106 - The Crawling Hand - over 4 years ago

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I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, but I think maybe this movie is really dumb.

405 - Being from Another Planet - almost 6 years ago

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I heard "squirrel" too.

Has anyone ever compiled a list of the "twas beauty killed the beast" variations the guys made over the years? There must be 50 of them.

413 - Manhunt in Space - almost 5 years ago

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Hey, just before the second break, from "know Veena" Tom blurts out a joyful "Nuveena" who has yet to make an appearance in MST. It's both a nice bit of temporal hanky-panky, and a reminder that the Brains lived with most of these movies and shorts banging around their sundry subconscious minds for years before they gave them the "treatment." Kind of like Coily and Wally the waffle.

416 - Fire Maidens of Outer Space - over 6 years ago

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Man, the script for this movie must have been 5 pages long.

K15 - Superdome - about 6 years ago

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Not only do we have a football movie without a single frame of football game in it, we have to watch Donna Mills seduce David Jansen. I didn't ask to see that, didn't want to see that, and wish I hadn't seen that.

This is a good episode, but a tough one to watch.

323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - about 6 years ago

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AH, the eternal question: is this, _____, truly the worst movie ever made? There's truth to Tom Servo's famous observation, and it is true that I have not seen every movie ever made, nor have movies stopped being made.

But. I doubt I can state my feelings about this turgid, flaccid, murky, bitter, nasty little wad of ichorous phlegm better than "Slamdance Cosmopolis" lower in this discussion thread, so I refer you to that pithy gem of an assessment.

There's just nothing to grasp hold of. Hell, even Manos had Torgo and his haunting theme, and some striking photography. Well, striking to me. Even Cave Dwellers had the sheer ludicrosity of the plot shenanigans and the fabulous puppet monster. Even Red Zone Cuba had the wretched anti-aesthetic of Coleman Francis mesmerizing the audience with its aggressive stance against human decency. Even Monster-a-Go-Go had the abrupt finale to provide amusement around the water cooler the next morning.

Bad movies can be oh so good, but this movie is just--and thoroughly--bad. IN a way what makes it so bad for me is that it was made by professionals and was expected to deliver a ROI.

Worst movie ever? Difficult to determine, Captain. Least watchable movie I have ever tried to watch? You betcha!

Recent Riffs

507 - I Accuse My Parents - over 4 years ago

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Yeah, they need a laughingstock.

323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - over 4 years ago

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Auxilliary?

323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - over 4 years ago

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Uh, I didn't ask.

417 - Crash of the Moons - over 4 years ago

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You can take some out of my mouth.

821 - Time Chasers - over 4 years ago

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Argh--and it's so early too.

405 - Being from Another Planet - over 4 years ago

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phay, nnnt ooo airyy bmmmahnnntay rrppprrrr?

405 - Being from Another Planet - over 4 years ago

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I think you're just getting all wrapped up in yourself.

405 - Being from Another Planet - over 4 years ago

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Booooo!

405 - Being from Another Planet - over 4 years ago

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--'cause I was dizzy with lust.

318 - Star Force: Fugitive Alien II - over 4 years ago

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...because we're basically scum.

318 - Star Force: Fugitive Alien II - over 4 years ago

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I'm serious about mufflers.

318 - Star Force: Fugitive Alien II - over 4 years ago

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I hate patronizing answers,