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Favorite Episodes

  1. Space Travelers
    148
  2. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    151
  3. Being from Another Planet
    190
  4. Earth vs. the Spider
    191
  5. Radar Secret Service
    216
  6. Angels' Revenge
    203
  7. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    217
  8. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    270
  9. The Incredible Melting Man
    268
  10. Teenage Strangler
    306
  11. I Accuse My Parents
    398
  12. Eegah
    378
  13. Time Chasers
    425
  14. Mitchell
    565
  15. The Hellcats
    110
  16. Swamp Diamonds
    148
  17. Gunslinger
    160
  18. Hercules and the Captive Women
    152
  19. Wild Rebels
    160
  20. The Deadly Mantis
    208
  21. The Rebel Set
    156
  22. Invasion USA
    171
  23. Manhunt in Space
    161
  24. Code Name Diamond Head
    182
  25. King Dinosaur
    196
  26. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    188
  27. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    208
  28. The Beatniks
    181
  29. The Amazing Colossal Man
    203
  30. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    212
  31. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    209
  32. Gamera vs. Guiron
    239
  33. Operation Double 007
    227
  34. The Giant Gila Monster
    246
  35. Daddy-O
    243
  36. The Killer Shrews
    249
  37. Devil Fish
    248
  38. The Day the Earth Froze
    268
  39. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    297
  40. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    269
  41. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    249
  42. San Francisco International
    255
  43. Teenagers from Outer Space
    276
  44. Beginning of the End
    254
  45. Catalina Caper
    258
  46. Zombie Nightmare
    295
  47. Outlaw of Gor
    307
  48. Jack Frost
    324
  49. Fugitive Alien
    320
  50. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    287
  51. Warrior of the Lost World
    318
  52. The Giant Spider Invasion
    334
  53. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    325
  54. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    336
  55. Monster A-Go Go
    330
  56. Soultaker
    364
  57. Riding with Death
    381
  58. Laserblast
    383
  59. Prince of Space
    451
  60. Danger! Death Ray
    454
  61. Puma Man
    502
  62. Pod People
    550
  63. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    663
  64. Space Mutiny
    874
  65. Untamed Youth
    132
  66. Gamera vs. Barugon
    168
  67. Teenage Caveman
    149
  68. Gamera vs. Zigra
    167
  69. Master Ninja II
    154
  70. The Indestructible Man
    152
  71. Hercules
    151
  72. Last of the Wild Horses
    158
  73. Gorgo
    165
  74. The Violent Years
    167
  75. Moon Zero Two
    190
  76. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    148
  77. Bloodlust
    182
  78. Hercules Unchained
    177
  79. Village of the Giants
    191
  80. High School Big Shot
    184
  81. The Brute Man
    209
  82. The Human Duplicators
    201
  83. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    204
  84. The Sidehackers
    201
  85. The Projected Man
    196
  86. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    207
  87. The Deadly Bees
    211
  88. The Sinister Urge
    210
  89. The Wild World of Batwoman
    227
  90. Gamera
    234
  91. The Sword and the Dragon
    215
  92. The Starfighters
    230
  93. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    223
  94. War of the Colossal Beast
    216
  95. Escape 2000
    249
  96. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    219
  97. The Crawling Eye
    252
  98. Squirm
    232
  99. Red Zone Cuba
    222
  100. Terror from the Year 5000
    235
  101. Bride of the Monster
    227
  102. Lost Continent
    238
  103. It Conquered the World
    277
  104. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    251
  105. Master Ninja I
    248
  106. The Creeping Terror
    243
  107. Quest of the Delta Knights
    252
  108. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    248
  109. Girls Town
    282
  110. The Skydivers
    266
  111. Rocketship X-M
    275
  112. The Dead Talk Back
    276
  113. Night of the Blood Beast
    306
  114. Santa Claus
    286
  115. Horror of Party Beach
    307
  116. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    410
  117. Cave Dwellers
    419
  118. Phase IV
    57
  119. City on Fire
    48
  120. SST: Death Flight
    75
  121. The Slime People
    122
  122. The Black Scorpion
    117
  123. Stranded in Space
    126
  124. Gamera vs. Gaos
    144
  125. The Corpse Vanishes
    148
  126. Rocket Attack USA
    146
  127. Crash of the Moons
    166
  128. The She-Creature
    168
  129. The Space Children
    173
  130. Racket Girls
    167
  131. Jungle Goddess
    181
  132. City Limits
    168
  133. Colossus and the Headhunters
    175
  134. Mighty Jack
    166
  135. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    165
  136. The Mole People
    196
  137. Teenage Crime Wave
    177
  138. The Magic Sword
    201
  139. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    189
  140. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    193
  141. The Unearthly
    194
  142. 12 to the Moon
    198
  143. Revenge of the Creature
    214
  144. Diabolik
    207
  145. Tormented
    218
  146. The Leech Woman
    229
  147. The Undead
    236
  148. Future War
    253
  149. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    237
  150. The Screaming Skull
    264
  151. Final Justice
    259
  152. Alien from L.A.
    268
  153. Girl in Gold Boots
    270
  154. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    272
  155. Track of the Moon Beast
    271
  156. The Touch of Satan
    334
  157. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    317
  158. Hobgoblins
    379
  159. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    328
  160. Werewolf
    518
  161. The Final Sacrifice
    734
  162. The Last Chase
    34
  163. Hangar 18
    45
  164. Superdome
    42
  165. Project Moonbase
    111
  166. The Amazing Transparent Man
    139
  167. Robot Holocaust
    148
  168. Kitten with a Whip
    149
  169. The Crawling Hand
    155
  170. First Spaceship on Venus
    151
  171. Robot Monster
    150
  172. It Lives by Night
    168
  173. The Atomic Brain
    164
  174. Hamlet
    176
  175. Ring of Terror
    187
  176. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    217
  177. The Phantom Planet
    212
  178. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    197
  179. Horrors of Spider Island
    218
  180. Devil Doll
    240
  181. Time of the Apes
    265
  182. The Million Eyes of Sumuru
    28
  183. Legend of the Dinosaurs
    46
  184. Humanoid Woman
    41
  185. Cosmic Princess
    47
  186. The Mad Monster
    136

Recent Comments with recent replies

820 - Space Mutiny - almost 5 years ago
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I hate to admit it, but I thot Reb Brown was the woman- what is Reb short for anyway (if not Rebeccca)


608 - Code Name Diamond Head - almost 6 years ago
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I guess I am odd man out, I actually liked the movie> MST was the icing in the cake! When else do you see David Vincent fight Lovejoy?


902 - The Phantom Planet - almost 6 years ago
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Well, much enthusiasm for this one in the discussion, but I have to demur. I found this stinkburger unwatchable.


So, you wanna know what a 5-lb. party is?
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On another forum, I found out that Patty Marvel, a member of the Yahoo MST3K group, apparently sent a letter to Iowa State asking exactly this question...here is their response.

Dear Ms. Marvel,

Our office received your inquiry about the promotional film called "The Home Economics Story." According to sources here the reference in the film is to a "five-pound party." Apparently there was an old sorority tradition to have a party and bring a 5-lb. box of candy when you announced your engagement.

Sincerely,
Sandra Gartz
Assistant to the Director

...so, now we know...


407 - The Killer Shrews - about 5 years ago
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Aw, Crow's reaction to his present breaks my heart a little bit. He's trying so hard to be mature, for once. Also, Joel says that Crow's birthday is coming up. When is his birthday? How did Joel decide when the 'bots' birthdays are? Is it the day he made them? Did he just arbitrarily assign dates? I need to know these things! Aaaa! *deep breath* Just a show... *deep breath* Just relax... *deep breath*


312 - Gamera vs. Guiron - over 4 years ago
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On my recent viewing, it occurred to me that the reason "Brother" is so concerned with traffic accidents is that the kids' absent father perished in one. If so, it's a nifty (though poignant) bit of screenwriting.

Of course, it could also just be a residue of the sandyfrankization process.


106 - The Crawling Hand - over 4 years ago
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I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, but I think maybe this movie is really dumb.


405 - Being from Another Planet - over 5 years ago
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I heard "squirrel" too.

Has anyone ever compiled a list of the "twas beauty killed the beast" variations the guys made over the years? There must be 50 of them.


413 - Manhunt in Space - over 4 years ago
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Hey, just before the second break, from "know Veena" Tom blurts out a joyful "Nuveena" who has yet to make an appearance in MST. It's both a nice bit of temporal hanky-panky, and a reminder that the Brains lived with most of these movies and shorts banging around their sundry subconscious minds for years before they gave them the "treatment." Kind of like Coily and Wally the waffle.


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Man, the script for this movie must have been 5 pages long.


K15 - Superdome - almost 6 years ago
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Not only do we have a football movie without a single frame of football game in it, we have to watch Donna Mills seduce David Jansen. I didn't ask to see that, didn't want to see that, and wish I hadn't seen that.

This is a good episode, but a tough one to watch.


323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - almost 6 years ago
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AH, the eternal question: is this, _____, truly the worst movie ever made? There's truth to Tom Servo's famous observation, and it is true that I have not seen every movie ever made, nor have movies stopped being made.

But. I doubt I can state my feelings about this turgid, flaccid, murky, bitter, nasty little wad of ichorous phlegm better than "Slamdance Cosmopolis" lower in this discussion thread, so I refer you to that pithy gem of an assessment.

There's just nothing to grasp hold of. Hell, even Manos had Torgo and his haunting theme, and some striking photography. Well, striking to me. Even Cave Dwellers had the sheer ludicrosity of the plot shenanigans and the fabulous puppet monster. Even Red Zone Cuba had the wretched anti-aesthetic of Coleman Francis mesmerizing the audience with its aggressive stance against human decency. Even Monster-a-Go-Go had the abrupt finale to provide amusement around the water cooler the next morning.

Bad movies can be oh so good, but this movie is just--and thoroughly--bad. IN a way what makes it so bad for me is that it was made by professionals and was expected to deliver a ROI.

Worst movie ever? Difficult to determine, Captain. Least watchable movie I have ever tried to watch? You betcha!


Recent Riffs

507 - I Accuse My Parents - about 4 years ago
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Yeah, they need a laughingstock.


323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - about 4 years ago
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Auxilliary?


323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - about 4 years ago
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Uh, I didn't ask.


417 - Crash of the Moons - about 4 years ago
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You can take some out of my mouth.


821 - Time Chasers - about 4 years ago
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Argh--and it's so early too.


405 - Being from Another Planet - about 4 years ago
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phay, nnnt ooo airyy bmmmahnnntay rrppprrrr?


405 - Being from Another Planet - about 4 years ago
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I think you're just getting all wrapped up in yourself.


405 - Being from Another Planet - about 4 years ago
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Booooo!


405 - Being from Another Planet - about 4 years ago
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--'cause I was dizzy with lust.


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...because we're basically scum.


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I'm serious about mufflers.


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I hate patronizing answers,