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Favorite Episodes

1. Space Travelers
   158
2. Lassie: The Painted Hills
   168
3. Being from Another Planet
   200
4. Earth vs. the Spider
   213
5. Radar Secret Service
   233
6. Angels' Revenge
   216
7. The Girl in Lovers Lane
   235
8. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
   291
9. The Incredible Melting Man
   292
10. Teenage Strangler
    327
11. I Accuse My Parents
    429
12. Eegah
    409
13. Time Chasers
    459
14. Mitchell
    607
15. The Hellcats
    121
16. Swamp Diamonds
    161
17. Gunslinger
    169
18. Hercules and the Captive Women
    163
19. Wild Rebels
    175
20. The Deadly Mantis
    231
21. The Rebel Set
    166
22. Invasion USA
    187
23. Manhunt in Space
    173
24. Code Name Diamond Head
    195
25. King Dinosaur
    207
26. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    207
27. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    224
28. The Beatniks
    192
29. The Amazing Colossal Man
    216
30. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    223
31. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    228
32. Gamera vs. Guiron
    266
33. Operation Double 007
    245
34. The Giant Gila Monster
    269
35. Daddy-O
    257
36. The Killer Shrews
    264
37. Devil Fish
    273
38. The Day the Earth Froze
    292
39. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    333
40. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    301
41. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    261
42. San Francisco International
    278
43. Teenagers from Outer Space
    297
44. Beginning of the End
    282
45. Catalina Caper
    281
46. Zombie Nightmare
    320
47. Outlaw of Gor
    331
48. Jack Frost
    352
49. Fugitive Alien
    342
50. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    308
51. Warrior of the Lost World
    349
52. The Giant Spider Invasion
    370
53. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    352
54. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    354
55. Monster A-Go Go
    359
56. Soultaker
    394
57. Riding with Death
    416
58. Laserblast
    418
59. Prince of Space
    483
60. Danger! Death Ray
    492
61. Puma Man
    544
62. Pod People
    588
63. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    713
64. Space Mutiny
    937
65. Untamed Youth
    141
66. Gamera vs. Barugon
    178
67. Teenage Caveman
    156
68. Gamera vs. Zigra
    180
69. Master Ninja II
    164
70. The Indestructible Man
    162
71. Hercules
    160
72. Last of the Wild Horses
    169
73. Gorgo
    185
74. The Violent Years
    176
75. Moon Zero Two
    214
76. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    159
77. Bloodlust
    193
78. Hercules Unchained
    193
79. Village of the Giants
    203
80. High School Big Shot
    198
81. The Brute Man
    225
82. The Human Duplicators
    215
83. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    216
84. The Sidehackers
    218
85. The Projected Man
    209
86. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    233
87. The Deadly Bees
    232
88. The Sinister Urge
    223
89. The Wild World of Batwoman
    238
90. Gamera
    261
91. The Sword and the Dragon
    237
92. The Starfighters
    250
93. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    242
94. War of the Colossal Beast
    241
95. Escape 2000
    276
96. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    231
97. The Crawling Eye
    277
98. Squirm
    251
99. Red Zone Cuba
    243
100. Terror from the Year 5000
     256
101. Bride of the Monster
     246
102. Lost Continent
     261
103. It Conquered the World
     297
104. Agent for H.A.R.M.
     281
105. Master Ninja I
     268
106. The Creeping Terror
     266
107. Quest of the Delta Knights
     280
108. The Beast of Yucca Flats
     266
109. Girls Town
     304
110. The Skydivers
     277
111. Rocketship X-M
     297
112. The Dead Talk Back
     288
113. Night of the Blood Beast
     333
114. Santa Claus
     309
115. Horror of Party Beach
     331
116. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
     446
117. Cave Dwellers
     457
118. Phase IV
     64
119. City on Fire
     52
120. SST: Death Flight
     83
121. The Slime People
     126
122. The Black Scorpion
     130
123. Stranded in Space
     134
124. Gamera vs. Gaos
     155
125. The Corpse Vanishes
     157
126. Rocket Attack USA
     160
127. Crash of the Moons
     178
128. The She-Creature
     180
129. The Space Children
     186
130. Racket Girls
     181
131. Jungle Goddess
     197
132. City Limits
     180
133. Colossus and the Headhunters
     191
134. Mighty Jack
     179
135. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
     175
136. The Mole People
     212
137. Teenage Crime Wave
     191
138. The Magic Sword
     212
139. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
     221
140. The Thing That Couldn't Die
     217
141. The Unearthly
     209
142. 12 to the Moon
     214
143. Revenge of the Creature
     240
144. Diabolik
     218
145. Tormented
     227
146. The Leech Woman
     250
147. The Undead
     249
148. Future War
     278
149. Invasion of the Neptune Men
     251
150. The Screaming Skull
     292
151. Final Justice
     276
152. Alien from L.A.
     285
153. Girl in Gold Boots
     294
154. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
     296
155. Track of the Moon Beast
     298
156. The Touch of Satan
     360
157. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
     341
158. Hobgoblins
     414
159. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
     359
160. Werewolf
     563
161. The Final Sacrifice
     782
162. The Last Chase
     38
163. Hangar 18
     49
164. Superdome
     47
165. Project Moonbase
     121
166. The Amazing Transparent Man
     147
167. Robot Holocaust
     168
168. Kitten with a Whip
     154
169. The Crawling Hand
     170
170. First Spaceship on Venus
     160
171. Robot Monster
     159
172. It Lives by Night
     177
173. The Atomic Brain
     175
174. Hamlet
     185
175. Ring of Terror
     200
176. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
     235
177. The Phantom Planet
     232
178. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
     210
179. Horrors of Spider Island
     237
180. Devil Doll
     258
181. Time of the Apes
     290
182. The Million Eyes of Sumuru
     32
183. Legend of the Dinosaurs
     50
184. Humanoid Woman
     48
185. Cosmic Princess
     51
186. The Mad Monster
     147

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319 - War of the Colossal Beast - about 7 years ago

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Wanna see Mr. B's lost 7 minutes? Watch the super-funny Rifftrax version. It's only $1.99. http://www.rifftrax.com/shorts/mr-b-natural

105 - The Corpse Vanishes - over 6 years ago

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Maybe it's just the mood I'm in, but Servo's line: "a little leg of the dog that bit him" strikes me as the funniest line ever.

So, you wanna know what a 5-lb. party is?

317 - The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent - almost 7 years ago

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On another forum, I found out that Patty Marvel, a member of the Yahoo MST3K group, apparently sent a letter to Iowa State asking exactly this question...here is their response.

Dear Ms. Marvel,

Our office received your inquiry about the promotional film called "The Home Economics Story." According to sources here the reference in the film is to a "five-pound party." Apparently there was an old sorority tradition to have a party and bring a 5-lb. box of candy when you announced your engagement.

Sincerely,
Sandra Gartz
Assistant to the Director

...so, now we know...

318 - Star Force: Fugitive Alien II - almost 7 years ago

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I don't want to sound like I have an ego problem, and I'd hate for anyone's nose to get bent out of joint over my comment, but the invention exchange in this ep has to be the all-time goofiest. I love it!

904 - Werewolf - over 6 years ago

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Jenny Garp? No, no, no, no: Jenny Fields. That line annoys me every time.

904 - Werewolf - over 6 years ago

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If you're an MST fan, there's something for you in every episode. To wit: this bloated "Tales from the Darkside" episode bores me to tears every time and nothing the Brains say can help the pain (I have never watched it all the way through). Yet it contains one of my all-time favorite riffs: "The very model of a modern man-made werewolf."

Something for everyone.

902 - The Phantom Planet - over 7 years ago

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Well, much enthusiasm for this one in the discussion, but I have to demur. I found this stinkburger unwatchable.

820 - Space Mutiny - over 6 years ago

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I hate to admit it, but I thot Reb Brown was the woman- what is Reb short for anyway (if not Rebeccca)

210 - King Dinosaur - over 7 years ago

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How could people release hour long movies?

MST3K Host Segments: Season 2 - over 6 years ago

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So I thought I'd do a little summation of ol' Season 2.

Best song of the season, "When Chauffers Rule the World," with "Wild Rebels" a goofy second-favorite.

Best skit goes to the Charlie McCarthy hearings, but the "really bad models" bit has an effective charm.

Then there are the contested categories.

In invention exchanges, the Mads edge Joel 6-4, with 1 forfeit, 1 blatant cheat (Dr F), and 1 draw (the BGC19). Joel best invention is not an exchange, but the camera doodads, most especially the "snopes scope/inherit the windorama." The Mads' best invention is the squeeze-toy guitars, though I also love the tank tops. Although the monster-tire unicycle might have been the best had it worked out.

On attitude control, the winner is the SOL, 7-6. The middle innings were hard on the SOL, but in the end Joel and the bots kept their spirits high, defying the Mads' cinematic beatdowns.

Frank made a brave showing on the button-pushing battle of wills and looked strong to win the struggle, but after Dr F used Frank's head as a button-pushing proxy, it was no contest, and Forrester won 6-5, with 1 draw and 1 sedation of Frank and including a pyrrhic victory for Dr F in the face of withering Frankish sarcasm.

My favorite line from the season is Crow's reaction to 3D glasses: "I feel like I'm really here."

608 - Code Name Diamond Head - over 7 years ago

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I guess I am odd man out, I actually liked the movie> MST was the icing in the cake! When else do you see David Vincent fight Lovejoy?

407 - The Killer Shrews - almost 7 years ago

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Aw, Crow's reaction to his present breaks my heart a little bit. He's trying so hard to be mature, for once. Also, Joel says that Crow's birthday is coming up. When is his birthday? How did Joel decide when the 'bots' birthdays are? Is it the day he made them? Did he just arbitrarily assign dates? I need to know these things! Aaaa! *deep breath* Just a show... *deep breath* Just relax... *deep breath*

Recent Riffs

507 - I Accuse My Parents - almost 6 years ago

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Yeah, they need a laughingstock.

323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - almost 6 years ago

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Auxilliary?

323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - almost 6 years ago

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Uh, I didn't ask.

417 - Crash of the Moons - about 6 years ago

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You can take some out of my mouth.

821 - Time Chasers - about 6 years ago

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Argh--and it's so early too.

405 - Being from Another Planet - about 6 years ago

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phay, nnnt ooo airyy bmmmahnnntay rrppprrrr?

405 - Being from Another Planet - about 6 years ago

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I think you're just getting all wrapped up in yourself.

405 - Being from Another Planet - about 6 years ago

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Booooo!

405 - Being from Another Planet - about 6 years ago

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--'cause I was dizzy with lust.

318 - Star Force: Fugitive Alien II - about 6 years ago

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...because we're basically scum.

318 - Star Force: Fugitive Alien II - about 6 years ago

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I'm serious about mufflers.

318 - Star Force: Fugitive Alien II - about 6 years ago

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I hate patronizing answers,