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Favorite Episodes

  1. Space Travelers
    147
  2. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    149
  3. Being from Another Planet
    188
  4. Earth vs. the Spider
    189
  5. Radar Secret Service
    214
  6. Angels' Revenge
    202
  7. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    215
  8. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    269
  9. The Incredible Melting Man
    267
  10. Teenage Strangler
    303
  11. I Accuse My Parents
    392
  12. Eegah
    375
  13. Time Chasers
    420
  14. Mitchell
    560
  15. The Hellcats
    110
  16. Swamp Diamonds
    147
  17. Gunslinger
    158
  18. Hercules and the Captive Women
    150
  19. Wild Rebels
    158
  20. The Deadly Mantis
    207
  21. The Rebel Set
    155
  22. Invasion USA
    170
  23. Manhunt in Space
    160
  24. Code Name Diamond Head
    178
  25. King Dinosaur
    193
  26. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    187
  27. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    207
  28. The Beatniks
    179
  29. The Amazing Colossal Man
    201
  30. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    211
  31. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    207
  32. Gamera vs. Guiron
    238
  33. Operation Double 007
    226
  34. The Giant Gila Monster
    243
  35. Daddy-O
    240
  36. The Killer Shrews
    244
  37. Devil Fish
    245
  38. The Day the Earth Froze
    261
  39. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    295
  40. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    266
  41. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    247
  42. San Francisco International
    251
  43. Teenagers from Outer Space
    274
  44. Beginning of the End
    252
  45. Catalina Caper
    254
  46. Zombie Nightmare
    291
  47. Outlaw of Gor
    301
  48. Jack Frost
    317
  49. Fugitive Alien
    318
  50. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    286
  51. Warrior of the Lost World
    315
  52. The Giant Spider Invasion
    332
  53. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    323
  54. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    331
  55. Monster A-Go Go
    327
  56. Soultaker
    357
  57. Riding with Death
    380
  58. Laserblast
    379
  59. Prince of Space
    447
  60. Danger! Death Ray
    448
  61. Puma Man
    499
  62. Pod People
    541
  63. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    659
  64. Space Mutiny
    867
  65. Untamed Youth
    131
  66. Gamera vs. Barugon
    167
  67. Teenage Caveman
    148
  68. Gamera vs. Zigra
    165
  69. Master Ninja II
    153
  70. The Indestructible Man
    151
  71. Hercules
    150
  72. Last of the Wild Horses
    157
  73. Gorgo
    164
  74. The Violent Years
    163
  75. Moon Zero Two
    187
  76. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    145
  77. Bloodlust
    180
  78. Hercules Unchained
    175
  79. Village of the Giants
    190
  80. High School Big Shot
    181
  81. The Brute Man
    208
  82. The Human Duplicators
    200
  83. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    203
  84. The Sidehackers
    197
  85. The Projected Man
    194
  86. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    204
  87. The Deadly Bees
    209
  88. The Sinister Urge
    209
  89. The Wild World of Batwoman
    225
  90. Gamera
    232
  91. The Sword and the Dragon
    214
  92. The Starfighters
    227
  93. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    220
  94. War of the Colossal Beast
    214
  95. Escape 2000
    245
  96. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    217
  97. The Crawling Eye
    251
  98. Squirm
    227
  99. Red Zone Cuba
    221
  100. Terror from the Year 5000
    233
  101. Bride of the Monster
    226
  102. Lost Continent
    235
  103. It Conquered the World
    273
  104. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    247
  105. Master Ninja I
    247
  106. The Creeping Terror
    240
  107. Quest of the Delta Knights
    251
  108. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    246
  109. Girls Town
    280
  110. The Skydivers
    264
  111. Rocketship X-M
    273
  112. The Dead Talk Back
    274
  113. Night of the Blood Beast
    304
  114. Santa Claus
    284
  115. Horror of Party Beach
    304
  116. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    407
  117. Cave Dwellers
    415
  118. Phase IV
    55
  119. City on Fire
    48
  120. SST: Death Flight
    75
  121. The Slime People
    121
  122. The Black Scorpion
    116
  123. Stranded in Space
    124
  124. Gamera vs. Gaos
    143
  125. The Corpse Vanishes
    146
  126. Rocket Attack USA
    145
  127. Crash of the Moons
    164
  128. The She-Creature
    167
  129. The Space Children
    171
  130. Racket Girls
    165
  131. Jungle Goddess
    179
  132. City Limits
    166
  133. Colossus and the Headhunters
    173
  134. Mighty Jack
    163
  135. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    162
  136. The Mole People
    193
  137. Teenage Crime Wave
    175
  138. The Magic Sword
    198
  139. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    188
  140. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    192
  141. The Unearthly
    190
  142. 12 to the Moon
    197
  143. Revenge of the Creature
    212
  144. Diabolik
    203
  145. Tormented
    215
  146. The Leech Woman
    227
  147. The Undead
    234
  148. Future War
    251
  149. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    234
  150. The Screaming Skull
    258
  151. Final Justice
    256
  152. Alien from L.A.
    265
  153. Girl in Gold Boots
    267
  154. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    266
  155. Track of the Moon Beast
    267
  156. The Touch of Satan
    329
  157. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    313
  158. Hobgoblins
    375
  159. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    324
  160. Werewolf
    515
  161. The Final Sacrifice
    731
  162. The Last Chase
    34
  163. Hangar 18
    45
  164. Superdome
    42
  165. Project Moonbase
    110
  166. The Amazing Transparent Man
    136
  167. Robot Holocaust
    146
  168. Kitten with a Whip
    147
  169. The Crawling Hand
    152
  170. First Spaceship on Venus
    150
  171. Robot Monster
    147
  172. It Lives by Night
    167
  173. The Atomic Brain
    163
  174. Hamlet
    174
  175. Ring of Terror
    185
  176. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    215
  177. The Phantom Planet
    211
  178. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    196
  179. Horrors of Spider Island
    217
  180. Devil Doll
    239
  181. Time of the Apes
    262
  182. The Million Eyes of Sumuru
    28
  183. Legend of the Dinosaurs
    44
  184. Humanoid Woman
    40
  185. Cosmic Princess
    45
  186. The Mad Monster
    134

Recent Comments with recent replies

820 - Space Mutiny - over 4 years ago
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I hate to admit it, but I thot Reb Brown was the woman- what is Reb short for anyway (if not Rebeccca)


608 - Code Name Diamond Head - over 5 years ago
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I guess I am odd man out, I actually liked the movie> MST was the icing in the cake! When else do you see David Vincent fight Lovejoy?


902 - The Phantom Planet - over 5 years ago
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Well, much enthusiasm for this one in the discussion, but I have to demur. I found this stinkburger unwatchable.


So, you wanna know what a 5-lb. party is?
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On another forum, I found out that Patty Marvel, a member of the Yahoo MST3K group, apparently sent a letter to Iowa State asking exactly this question...here is their response.

Dear Ms. Marvel,

Our office received your inquiry about the promotional film called "The Home Economics Story." According to sources here the reference in the film is to a "five-pound party." Apparently there was an old sorority tradition to have a party and bring a 5-lb. box of candy when you announced your engagement.

Sincerely,
Sandra Gartz
Assistant to the Director

...so, now we know...


407 - The Killer Shrews - almost 5 years ago
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Aw, Crow's reaction to his present breaks my heart a little bit. He's trying so hard to be mature, for once. Also, Joel says that Crow's birthday is coming up. When is his birthday? How did Joel decide when the 'bots' birthdays are? Is it the day he made them? Did he just arbitrarily assign dates? I need to know these things! Aaaa! *deep breath* Just a show... *deep breath* Just relax... *deep breath*


312 - Gamera vs. Guiron - about 4 years ago
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On my recent viewing, it occurred to me that the reason "Brother" is so concerned with traffic accidents is that the kids' absent father perished in one. If so, it's a nifty (though poignant) bit of screenwriting.

Of course, it could also just be a residue of the sandyfrankization process.


106 - The Crawling Hand - over 4 years ago
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I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, but I think maybe this movie is really dumb.


405 - Being from Another Planet - over 5 years ago
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I heard "squirrel" too.

Has anyone ever compiled a list of the "twas beauty killed the beast" variations the guys made over the years? There must be 50 of them.


413 - Manhunt in Space - over 4 years ago
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Hey, just before the second break, from "know Veena" Tom blurts out a joyful "Nuveena" who has yet to make an appearance in MST. It's both a nice bit of temporal hanky-panky, and a reminder that the Brains lived with most of these movies and shorts banging around their sundry subconscious minds for years before they gave them the "treatment." Kind of like Coily and Wally the waffle.


416 - Fire Maidens of Outer Space - about 6 years ago
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Man, the script for this movie must have been 5 pages long.


K15 - Superdome - over 5 years ago
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Not only do we have a football movie without a single frame of football game in it, we have to watch Donna Mills seduce David Jansen. I didn't ask to see that, didn't want to see that, and wish I hadn't seen that.

This is a good episode, but a tough one to watch.


323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - over 5 years ago
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AH, the eternal question: is this, _____, truly the worst movie ever made? There's truth to Tom Servo's famous observation, and it is true that I have not seen every movie ever made, nor have movies stopped being made.

But. I doubt I can state my feelings about this turgid, flaccid, murky, bitter, nasty little wad of ichorous phlegm better than "Slamdance Cosmopolis" lower in this discussion thread, so I refer you to that pithy gem of an assessment.

There's just nothing to grasp hold of. Hell, even Manos had Torgo and his haunting theme, and some striking photography. Well, striking to me. Even Cave Dwellers had the sheer ludicrosity of the plot shenanigans and the fabulous puppet monster. Even Red Zone Cuba had the wretched anti-aesthetic of Coleman Francis mesmerizing the audience with its aggressive stance against human decency. Even Monster-a-Go-Go had the abrupt finale to provide amusement around the water cooler the next morning.

Bad movies can be oh so good, but this movie is just--and thoroughly--bad. IN a way what makes it so bad for me is that it was made by professionals and was expected to deliver a ROI.

Worst movie ever? Difficult to determine, Captain. Least watchable movie I have ever tried to watch? You betcha!


Recent Riffs

507 - I Accuse My Parents - about 4 years ago
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Yeah, they need a laughingstock.


323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - about 4 years ago
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Auxilliary?


323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - about 4 years ago
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Uh, I didn't ask.


417 - Crash of the Moons - about 4 years ago
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You can take some out of my mouth.


821 - Time Chasers - about 4 years ago
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Argh--and it's so early too.


405 - Being from Another Planet - about 4 years ago
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phay, nnnt ooo airyy bmmmahnnntay rrppprrrr?


405 - Being from Another Planet - about 4 years ago
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I think you're just getting all wrapped up in yourself.


405 - Being from Another Planet - about 4 years ago
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Booooo!


405 - Being from Another Planet - about 4 years ago
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--'cause I was dizzy with lust.


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...because we're basically scum.


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I'm serious about mufflers.


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I hate patronizing answers,