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Favorite Episodes

1. Space Travelers
   148
2. Lassie: The Painted Hills
   151
3. Being from Another Planet
   190
4. Earth vs. the Spider
   191
5. Radar Secret Service
   216
6. Angels' Revenge
   203
7. The Girl in Lovers Lane
   217
8. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
   270
9. The Incredible Melting Man
   268
10. Teenage Strangler
    306
11. I Accuse My Parents
    398
12. Eegah
    378
13. Time Chasers
    425
14. Mitchell
    565
15. The Hellcats
    110
16. Swamp Diamonds
    148
17. Gunslinger
    160
18. Hercules and the Captive Women
    152
19. Wild Rebels
    160
20. The Deadly Mantis
    208
21. The Rebel Set
    156
22. Invasion USA
    171
23. Manhunt in Space
    161
24. Code Name Diamond Head
    182
25. King Dinosaur
    196
26. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    188
27. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    208
28. The Beatniks
    181
29. The Amazing Colossal Man
    203
30. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    212
31. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    209
32. Gamera vs. Guiron
    239
33. Operation Double 007
    227
34. The Giant Gila Monster
    246
35. Daddy-O
    243
36. The Killer Shrews
    249
37. Devil Fish
    248
38. The Day the Earth Froze
    268
39. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    297
40. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    269
41. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    249
42. San Francisco International
    255
43. Teenagers from Outer Space
    276
44. Beginning of the End
    254
45. Catalina Caper
    258
46. Zombie Nightmare
    295
47. Outlaw of Gor
    307
48. Jack Frost
    324
49. Fugitive Alien
    320
50. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    287
51. Warrior of the Lost World
    318
52. The Giant Spider Invasion
    334
53. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    325
54. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    336
55. Monster A-Go Go
    330
56. Soultaker
    364
57. Riding with Death
    381
58. Laserblast
    383
59. Prince of Space
    451
60. Danger! Death Ray
    454
61. Puma Man
    502
62. Pod People
    550
63. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    663
64. Space Mutiny
    874
65. Untamed Youth
    132
66. Gamera vs. Barugon
    168
67. Teenage Caveman
    149
68. Gamera vs. Zigra
    167
69. Master Ninja II
    154
70. The Indestructible Man
    152
71. Hercules
    151
72. Last of the Wild Horses
    158
73. Gorgo
    165
74. The Violent Years
    167
75. Moon Zero Two
    190
76. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    148
77. Bloodlust
    182
78. Hercules Unchained
    177
79. Village of the Giants
    191
80. High School Big Shot
    184
81. The Brute Man
    209
82. The Human Duplicators
    201
83. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    204
84. The Sidehackers
    201
85. The Projected Man
    196
86. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    207
87. The Deadly Bees
    211
88. The Sinister Urge
    210
89. The Wild World of Batwoman
    227
90. Gamera
    234
91. The Sword and the Dragon
    215
92. The Starfighters
    230
93. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    223
94. War of the Colossal Beast
    216
95. Escape 2000
    249
96. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    219
97. The Crawling Eye
    252
98. Squirm
    232
99. Red Zone Cuba
    222
100. Terror from the Year 5000
     235
101. Bride of the Monster
     227
102. Lost Continent
     238
103. It Conquered the World
     277
104. Agent for H.A.R.M.
     251
105. Master Ninja I
     248
106. The Creeping Terror
     243
107. Quest of the Delta Knights
     252
108. The Beast of Yucca Flats
     248
109. Girls Town
     282
110. The Skydivers
     266
111. Rocketship X-M
     275
112. The Dead Talk Back
     276
113. Night of the Blood Beast
     306
114. Santa Claus
     286
115. Horror of Party Beach
     307
116. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
     410
117. Cave Dwellers
     419
118. Phase IV
     57
119. City on Fire
     48
120. SST: Death Flight
     75
121. The Slime People
     122
122. The Black Scorpion
     117
123. Stranded in Space
     126
124. Gamera vs. Gaos
     144
125. The Corpse Vanishes
     148
126. Rocket Attack USA
     146
127. Crash of the Moons
     166
128. The She-Creature
     168
129. The Space Children
     173
130. Racket Girls
     167
131. Jungle Goddess
     181
132. City Limits
     168
133. Colossus and the Headhunters
     175
134. Mighty Jack
     166
135. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
     165
136. The Mole People
     196
137. Teenage Crime Wave
     177
138. The Magic Sword
     201
139. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
     189
140. The Thing That Couldn't Die
     193
141. The Unearthly
     194
142. 12 to the Moon
     198
143. Revenge of the Creature
     214
144. Diabolik
     207
145. Tormented
     218
146. The Leech Woman
     229
147. The Undead
     236
148. Future War
     253
149. Invasion of the Neptune Men
     237
150. The Screaming Skull
     264
151. Final Justice
     259
152. Alien from L.A.
     268
153. Girl in Gold Boots
     270
154. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
     272
155. Track of the Moon Beast
     271
156. The Touch of Satan
     334
157. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
     317
158. Hobgoblins
     379
159. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
     328
160. Werewolf
     518
161. The Final Sacrifice
     734
162. The Last Chase
     34
163. Hangar 18
     45
164. Superdome
     42
165. Project Moonbase
     111
166. The Amazing Transparent Man
     139
167. Robot Holocaust
     148
168. Kitten with a Whip
     149
169. The Crawling Hand
     155
170. First Spaceship on Venus
     151
171. Robot Monster
     150
172. It Lives by Night
     168
173. The Atomic Brain
     164
174. Hamlet
     176
175. Ring of Terror
     187
176. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
     217
177. The Phantom Planet
     212
178. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
     197
179. Horrors of Spider Island
     218
180. Devil Doll
     240
181. Time of the Apes
     265
182. The Million Eyes of Sumuru
     28
183. Legend of the Dinosaurs
     46
184. Humanoid Woman
     41
185. Cosmic Princess
     47
186. The Mad Monster
     136

Recent Comments with recent replies

820 - Space Mutiny - almost 5 years ago

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I hate to admit it, but I thot Reb Brown was the woman- what is Reb short for anyway (if not Rebeccca)

608 - Code Name Diamond Head - almost 6 years ago

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I guess I am odd man out, I actually liked the movie> MST was the icing in the cake! When else do you see David Vincent fight Lovejoy?

902 - The Phantom Planet - almost 6 years ago

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Well, much enthusiasm for this one in the discussion, but I have to demur. I found this stinkburger unwatchable.

So, you wanna know what a 5-lb. party is?

317 - The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent - about 5 years ago

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On another forum, I found out that Patty Marvel, a member of the Yahoo MST3K group, apparently sent a letter to Iowa State asking exactly this question...here is their response.

Dear Ms. Marvel,

Our office received your inquiry about the promotional film called "The Home Economics Story." According to sources here the reference in the film is to a "five-pound party." Apparently there was an old sorority tradition to have a party and bring a 5-lb. box of candy when you announced your engagement.

Sincerely,
Sandra Gartz
Assistant to the Director

...so, now we know...

407 - The Killer Shrews - about 5 years ago

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Aw, Crow's reaction to his present breaks my heart a little bit. He's trying so hard to be mature, for once. Also, Joel says that Crow's birthday is coming up. When is his birthday? How did Joel decide when the 'bots' birthdays are? Is it the day he made them? Did he just arbitrarily assign dates? I need to know these things! Aaaa! *deep breath* Just a show... *deep breath* Just relax... *deep breath*

312 - Gamera vs. Guiron - over 4 years ago

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On my recent viewing, it occurred to me that the reason "Brother" is so concerned with traffic accidents is that the kids' absent father perished in one. If so, it's a nifty (though poignant) bit of screenwriting.

Of course, it could also just be a residue of the sandyfrankization process.

106 - The Crawling Hand - over 4 years ago

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I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, but I think maybe this movie is really dumb.

405 - Being from Another Planet - over 5 years ago

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I heard "squirrel" too.

Has anyone ever compiled a list of the "twas beauty killed the beast" variations the guys made over the years? There must be 50 of them.

413 - Manhunt in Space - over 4 years ago

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Hey, just before the second break, from "know Veena" Tom blurts out a joyful "Nuveena" who has yet to make an appearance in MST. It's both a nice bit of temporal hanky-panky, and a reminder that the Brains lived with most of these movies and shorts banging around their sundry subconscious minds for years before they gave them the "treatment." Kind of like Coily and Wally the waffle.

416 - Fire Maidens of Outer Space - over 6 years ago

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Man, the script for this movie must have been 5 pages long.

K15 - Superdome - almost 6 years ago

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Not only do we have a football movie without a single frame of football game in it, we have to watch Donna Mills seduce David Jansen. I didn't ask to see that, didn't want to see that, and wish I hadn't seen that.

This is a good episode, but a tough one to watch.

323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - almost 6 years ago

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AH, the eternal question: is this, _____, truly the worst movie ever made? There's truth to Tom Servo's famous observation, and it is true that I have not seen every movie ever made, nor have movies stopped being made.

But. I doubt I can state my feelings about this turgid, flaccid, murky, bitter, nasty little wad of ichorous phlegm better than "Slamdance Cosmopolis" lower in this discussion thread, so I refer you to that pithy gem of an assessment.

There's just nothing to grasp hold of. Hell, even Manos had Torgo and his haunting theme, and some striking photography. Well, striking to me. Even Cave Dwellers had the sheer ludicrosity of the plot shenanigans and the fabulous puppet monster. Even Red Zone Cuba had the wretched anti-aesthetic of Coleman Francis mesmerizing the audience with its aggressive stance against human decency. Even Monster-a-Go-Go had the abrupt finale to provide amusement around the water cooler the next morning.

Bad movies can be oh so good, but this movie is just--and thoroughly--bad. IN a way what makes it so bad for me is that it was made by professionals and was expected to deliver a ROI.

Worst movie ever? Difficult to determine, Captain. Least watchable movie I have ever tried to watch? You betcha!

Recent Riffs

507 - I Accuse My Parents - about 4 years ago

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Yeah, they need a laughingstock.

323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - about 4 years ago

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Auxilliary?

323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - about 4 years ago

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Uh, I didn't ask.

417 - Crash of the Moons - about 4 years ago

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You can take some out of my mouth.

821 - Time Chasers - about 4 years ago

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Argh--and it's so early too.

405 - Being from Another Planet - about 4 years ago

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phay, nnnt ooo airyy bmmmahnnntay rrppprrrr?

405 - Being from Another Planet - about 4 years ago

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I think you're just getting all wrapped up in yourself.

405 - Being from Another Planet - about 4 years ago

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Booooo!

405 - Being from Another Planet - about 4 years ago

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--'cause I was dizzy with lust.

318 - Star Force: Fugitive Alien II - about 4 years ago

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...because we're basically scum.

318 - Star Force: Fugitive Alien II - about 4 years ago

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I'm serious about mufflers.

318 - Star Force: Fugitive Alien II - about 4 years ago

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I hate patronizing answers,