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Favorite Episodes

1. Space Travelers
   144
2. Lassie: The Painted Hills
   146
3. Being from Another Planet
   186
4. Earth vs. the Spider
   188
5. Radar Secret Service
   210
6. Angels' Revenge
   198
7. The Girl in Lovers Lane
   213
8. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
   267
9. The Incredible Melting Man
   264
10. Teenage Strangler
    301
11. I Accuse My Parents
    389
12. Eegah
    370
13. Time Chasers
    418
14. Mitchell
    555
15. The Hellcats
    108
16. Swamp Diamonds
    146
17. Gunslinger
    156
18. Hercules and the Captive Women
    149
19. Wild Rebels
    156
20. The Deadly Mantis
    203
21. The Rebel Set
    154
22. Invasion USA
    168
23. Manhunt in Space
    158
24. Code Name Diamond Head
    175
25. King Dinosaur
    191
26. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    184
27. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    204
28. The Beatniks
    177
29. The Amazing Colossal Man
    199
30. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    209
31. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    204
32. Gamera vs. Guiron
    236
33. Operation Double 007
    223
34. The Giant Gila Monster
    238
35. Daddy-O
    237
36. The Killer Shrews
    243
37. Devil Fish
    241
38. The Day the Earth Froze
    259
39. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    291
40. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    265
41. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    242
42. San Francisco International
    249
43. Teenagers from Outer Space
    269
44. Beginning of the End
    252
45. Catalina Caper
    253
46. Zombie Nightmare
    290
47. Outlaw of Gor
    300
48. Jack Frost
    312
49. Fugitive Alien
    313
50. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    284
51. Warrior of the Lost World
    312
52. The Giant Spider Invasion
    328
53. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    320
54. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    326
55. Monster A-Go Go
    326
56. Soultaker
    354
57. Riding with Death
    379
58. Laserblast
    371
59. Prince of Space
    441
60. Danger! Death Ray
    445
61. Puma Man
    495
62. Pod People
    535
63. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    652
64. Space Mutiny
    860
65. Untamed Youth
    130
66. Gamera vs. Barugon
    164
67. Teenage Caveman
    147
68. Gamera vs. Zigra
    164
69. Master Ninja II
    150
70. The Indestructible Man
    150
71. Hercules
    149
72. Last of the Wild Horses
    154
73. Gorgo
    162
74. The Violent Years
    161
75. Moon Zero Two
    185
76. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    144
77. Bloodlust
    176
78. Hercules Unchained
    174
79. Village of the Giants
    188
80. High School Big Shot
    178
81. The Brute Man
    205
82. The Human Duplicators
    197
83. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    200
84. The Sidehackers
    195
85. The Projected Man
    193
86. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    202
87. The Deadly Bees
    207
88. The Sinister Urge
    207
89. The Wild World of Batwoman
    223
90. Gamera
    228
91. The Sword and the Dragon
    212
92. The Starfighters
    224
93. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    218
94. War of the Colossal Beast
    211
95. Escape 2000
    243
96. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    216
97. The Crawling Eye
    249
98. Squirm
    220
99. Red Zone Cuba
    220
100. Terror from the Year 5000
     231
101. Bride of the Monster
     222
102. Lost Continent
     233
103. It Conquered the World
     270
104. Agent for H.A.R.M.
     244
105. Master Ninja I
     243
106. The Creeping Terror
     238
107. Quest of the Delta Knights
     248
108. The Beast of Yucca Flats
     245
109. Girls Town
     279
110. The Skydivers
     260
111. Rocketship X-M
     271
112. The Dead Talk Back
     273
113. Night of the Blood Beast
     300
114. Santa Claus
     276
115. Horror of Party Beach
     301
116. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
     404
117. Cave Dwellers
     413
118. Phase IV
     55
119. City on Fire
     48
120. SST: Death Flight
     74
121. The Slime People
     120
122. The Black Scorpion
     113
123. Stranded in Space
     123
124. Gamera vs. Gaos
     142
125. The Corpse Vanishes
     143
126. Rocket Attack USA
     143
127. Crash of the Moons
     162
128. The She-Creature
     166
129. The Space Children
     167
130. Racket Girls
     164
131. Jungle Goddess
     178
132. City Limits
     162
133. Colossus and the Headhunters
     170
134. Mighty Jack
     162
135. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
     161
136. The Mole People
     189
137. Teenage Crime Wave
     172
138. The Magic Sword
     197
139. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
     184
140. The Thing That Couldn't Die
     190
141. The Unearthly
     188
142. 12 to the Moon
     193
143. Revenge of the Creature
     210
144. Diabolik
     202
145. Tormented
     215
146. The Leech Woman
     222
147. The Undead
     231
148. Future War
     247
149. Invasion of the Neptune Men
     232
150. The Screaming Skull
     254
151. Final Justice
     253
152. Alien from L.A.
     261
153. Girl in Gold Boots
     265
154. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
     262
155. Track of the Moon Beast
     262
156. The Touch of Satan
     326
157. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
     310
158. Hobgoblins
     373
159. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
     324
160. Werewolf
     511
161. The Final Sacrifice
     724
162. The Last Chase
     34
163. Hangar 18
     44
164. Superdome
     42
165. Project Moonbase
     107
166. The Amazing Transparent Man
     136
167. Robot Holocaust
     145
168. Kitten with a Whip
     146
169. The Crawling Hand
     150
170. First Spaceship on Venus
     147
171. Robot Monster
     145
172. It Lives by Night
     164
173. The Atomic Brain
     161
174. Hamlet
     172
175. Ring of Terror
     184
176. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
     212
177. The Phantom Planet
     208
178. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
     194
179. Horrors of Spider Island
     216
180. Devil Doll
     236
181. Time of the Apes
     257
182. The Million Eyes of Sumuru
     28
183. Legend of the Dinosaurs
     44
184. Humanoid Woman
     40
185. Cosmic Princess
     45
186. The Mad Monster
     133

Recent Comments with recent replies

820 - Space Mutiny - over 4 years ago

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I hate to admit it, but I thot Reb Brown was the woman- what is Reb short for anyway (if not Rebeccca)

608 - Code Name Diamond Head - over 5 years ago

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I guess I am odd man out, I actually liked the movie> MST was the icing in the cake! When else do you see David Vincent fight Lovejoy?

902 - The Phantom Planet - over 5 years ago

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Well, much enthusiasm for this one in the discussion, but I have to demur. I found this stinkburger unwatchable.

So, you wanna know what a 5-lb. party is?

317 - The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent - over 4 years ago

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On another forum, I found out that Patty Marvel, a member of the Yahoo MST3K group, apparently sent a letter to Iowa State asking exactly this question...here is their response.

Dear Ms. Marvel,

Our office received your inquiry about the promotional film called "The Home Economics Story." According to sources here the reference in the film is to a "five-pound party." Apparently there was an old sorority tradition to have a party and bring a 5-lb. box of candy when you announced your engagement.

Sincerely,
Sandra Gartz
Assistant to the Director

...so, now we know...

407 - The Killer Shrews - almost 5 years ago

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Aw, Crow's reaction to his present breaks my heart a little bit. He's trying so hard to be mature, for once. Also, Joel says that Crow's birthday is coming up. When is his birthday? How did Joel decide when the 'bots' birthdays are? Is it the day he made them? Did he just arbitrarily assign dates? I need to know these things! Aaaa! *deep breath* Just a show... *deep breath* Just relax... *deep breath*

312 - Gamera vs. Guiron - about 4 years ago

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On my recent viewing, it occurred to me that the reason "Brother" is so concerned with traffic accidents is that the kids' absent father perished in one. If so, it's a nifty (though poignant) bit of screenwriting.

Of course, it could also just be a residue of the sandyfrankization process.

106 - The Crawling Hand - about 4 years ago

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I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, but I think maybe this movie is really dumb.

405 - Being from Another Planet - over 5 years ago

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I heard "squirrel" too.

Has anyone ever compiled a list of the "twas beauty killed the beast" variations the guys made over the years? There must be 50 of them.

413 - Manhunt in Space - over 4 years ago

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Hey, just before the second break, from "know Veena" Tom blurts out a joyful "Nuveena" who has yet to make an appearance in MST. It's both a nice bit of temporal hanky-panky, and a reminder that the Brains lived with most of these movies and shorts banging around their sundry subconscious minds for years before they gave them the "treatment." Kind of like Coily and Wally the waffle.

416 - Fire Maidens of Outer Space - about 6 years ago

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Man, the script for this movie must have been 5 pages long.

K15 - Superdome - over 5 years ago

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Not only do we have a football movie without a single frame of football game in it, we have to watch Donna Mills seduce David Jansen. I didn't ask to see that, didn't want to see that, and wish I hadn't seen that.

This is a good episode, but a tough one to watch.

323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - over 5 years ago

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AH, the eternal question: is this, _____, truly the worst movie ever made? There's truth to Tom Servo's famous observation, and it is true that I have not seen every movie ever made, nor have movies stopped being made.

But. I doubt I can state my feelings about this turgid, flaccid, murky, bitter, nasty little wad of ichorous phlegm better than "Slamdance Cosmopolis" lower in this discussion thread, so I refer you to that pithy gem of an assessment.

There's just nothing to grasp hold of. Hell, even Manos had Torgo and his haunting theme, and some striking photography. Well, striking to me. Even Cave Dwellers had the sheer ludicrosity of the plot shenanigans and the fabulous puppet monster. Even Red Zone Cuba had the wretched anti-aesthetic of Coleman Francis mesmerizing the audience with its aggressive stance against human decency. Even Monster-a-Go-Go had the abrupt finale to provide amusement around the water cooler the next morning.

Bad movies can be oh so good, but this movie is just--and thoroughly--bad. IN a way what makes it so bad for me is that it was made by professionals and was expected to deliver a ROI.

Worst movie ever? Difficult to determine, Captain. Least watchable movie I have ever tried to watch? You betcha!

Recent Riffs

507 - I Accuse My Parents - almost 4 years ago

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Yeah, they need a laughingstock.

323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - almost 4 years ago

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Auxilliary?

323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - almost 4 years ago

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Uh, I didn't ask.

417 - Crash of the Moons - almost 4 years ago

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You can take some out of my mouth.

821 - Time Chasers - almost 4 years ago

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Argh--and it's so early too.

405 - Being from Another Planet - almost 4 years ago

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phay, nnnt ooo airyy bmmmahnnntay rrppprrrr?

405 - Being from Another Planet - almost 4 years ago

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I think you're just getting all wrapped up in yourself.

405 - Being from Another Planet - almost 4 years ago

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Booooo!

405 - Being from Another Planet - almost 4 years ago

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--'cause I was dizzy with lust.

318 - Star Force: Fugitive Alien II - almost 4 years ago

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...because we're basically scum.

318 - Star Force: Fugitive Alien II - almost 4 years ago

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I'm serious about mufflers.

318 - Star Force: Fugitive Alien II - almost 4 years ago

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I hate patronizing answers,