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Favorite Episodes

  1. Space Travelers
    158
  2. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    166
  3. Being from Another Planet
    198
  4. Earth vs. the Spider
    207
  5. Radar Secret Service
    233
  6. Angels' Revenge
    214
  7. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    231
  8. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    288
  9. The Incredible Melting Man
    285
  10. Teenage Strangler
    324
  11. I Accuse My Parents
    422
  12. Eegah
    402
  13. Time Chasers
    454
  14. Mitchell
    600
  15. The Hellcats
    117
  16. Swamp Diamonds
    161
  17. Gunslinger
    169
  18. Hercules and the Captive Women
    163
  19. Wild Rebels
    170
  20. The Deadly Mantis
    227
  21. The Rebel Set
    169
  22. Invasion USA
    185
  23. Manhunt in Space
    174
  24. Code Name Diamond Head
    191
  25. King Dinosaur
    206
  26. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    206
  27. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    223
  28. The Beatniks
    192
  29. The Amazing Colossal Man
    216
  30. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    226
  31. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    226
  32. Gamera vs. Guiron
    259
  33. Operation Double 007
    243
  34. The Giant Gila Monster
    270
  35. Daddy-O
    257
  36. The Killer Shrews
    262
  37. Devil Fish
    269
  38. The Day the Earth Froze
    289
  39. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    324
  40. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    296
  41. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    258
  42. San Francisco International
    275
  43. Teenagers from Outer Space
    294
  44. Beginning of the End
    280
  45. Catalina Caper
    275
  46. Zombie Nightmare
    313
  47. Outlaw of Gor
    332
  48. Jack Frost
    347
  49. Fugitive Alien
    340
  50. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    306
  51. Warrior of the Lost World
    344
  52. The Giant Spider Invasion
    362
  53. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    348
  54. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    349
  55. Monster A-Go Go
    354
  56. Soultaker
    388
  57. Riding with Death
    409
  58. Laserblast
    412
  59. Prince of Space
    474
  60. Danger! Death Ray
    487
  61. Puma Man
    541
  62. Pod People
    580
  63. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    709
  64. Space Mutiny
    928
  65. Untamed Youth
    140
  66. Gamera vs. Barugon
    178
  67. Teenage Caveman
    157
  68. Gamera vs. Zigra
    179
  69. Master Ninja II
    165
  70. The Indestructible Man
    162
  71. Hercules
    157
  72. Last of the Wild Horses
    166
  73. Gorgo
    182
  74. The Violent Years
    173
  75. Moon Zero Two
    212
  76. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    157
  77. Bloodlust
    191
  78. Hercules Unchained
    190
  79. Village of the Giants
    203
  80. High School Big Shot
    195
  81. The Brute Man
    224
  82. The Human Duplicators
    213
  83. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    216
  84. The Sidehackers
    214
  85. The Projected Man
    208
  86. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    228
  87. The Deadly Bees
    229
  88. The Sinister Urge
    223
  89. The Wild World of Batwoman
    238
  90. Gamera
    255
  91. The Sword and the Dragon
    234
  92. The Starfighters
    241
  93. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    239
  94. War of the Colossal Beast
    237
  95. Escape 2000
    271
  96. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    232
  97. The Crawling Eye
    271
  98. Squirm
    245
  99. Red Zone Cuba
    238
  100. Terror from the Year 5000
    254
  101. Bride of the Monster
    247
  102. Lost Continent
    256
  103. It Conquered the World
    297
  104. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    271
  105. Master Ninja I
    263
  106. The Creeping Terror
    255
  107. Quest of the Delta Knights
    273
  108. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    263
  109. Girls Town
    299
  110. The Skydivers
    275
  111. Rocketship X-M
    295
  112. The Dead Talk Back
    289
  113. Night of the Blood Beast
    329
  114. Santa Claus
    307
  115. Horror of Party Beach
    325
  116. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    439
  117. Cave Dwellers
    448
  118. Phase IV
    61
  119. City on Fire
    51
  120. SST: Death Flight
    81
  121. The Slime People
    129
  122. The Black Scorpion
    130
  123. Stranded in Space
    130
  124. Gamera vs. Gaos
    154
  125. The Corpse Vanishes
    157
  126. Rocket Attack USA
    157
  127. Crash of the Moons
    179
  128. The She-Creature
    179
  129. The Space Children
    188
  130. Racket Girls
    181
  131. Jungle Goddess
    197
  132. City Limits
    178
  133. Colossus and the Headhunters
    186
  134. Mighty Jack
    177
  135. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    176
  136. The Mole People
    211
  137. Teenage Crime Wave
    191
  138. The Magic Sword
    213
  139. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    216
  140. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    214
  141. The Unearthly
    208
  142. 12 to the Moon
    212
  143. Revenge of the Creature
    236
  144. Diabolik
    216
  145. Tormented
    227
  146. The Leech Woman
    248
  147. The Undead
    247
  148. Future War
    276
  149. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    249
  150. The Screaming Skull
    287
  151. Final Justice
    276
  152. Alien from L.A.
    283
  153. Girl in Gold Boots
    290
  154. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    292
  155. Track of the Moon Beast
    295
  156. The Touch of Satan
    355
  157. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    337
  158. Hobgoblins
    407
  159. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    355
  160. Werewolf
    554
  161. The Final Sacrifice
    780
  162. The Last Chase
    37
  163. Hangar 18
    50
  164. Superdome
    45
  165. Project Moonbase
    121
  166. The Amazing Transparent Man
    146
  167. Robot Holocaust
    164
  168. Kitten with a Whip
    153
  169. The Crawling Hand
    168
  170. First Spaceship on Venus
    160
  171. Robot Monster
    159
  172. It Lives by Night
    175
  173. The Atomic Brain
    174
  174. Hamlet
    182
  175. Ring of Terror
    198
  176. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    233
  177. The Phantom Planet
    231
  178. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    213
  179. Horrors of Spider Island
    235
  180. Devil Doll
    252
  181. Time of the Apes
    288
  182. The Million Eyes of Sumuru
    32
  183. Legend of the Dinosaurs
    48
  184. Humanoid Woman
    46
  185. Cosmic Princess
    50
  186. The Mad Monster
    149

Recent Comments with recent replies

105 - The Corpse Vanishes - almost 6 years ago
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Maybe it's just the mood I'm in, but Servo's line: "a little leg of the dog that bit him" strikes me as the funniest line ever.


So, you wanna know what a 5-lb. party is?
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On another forum, I found out that Patty Marvel, a member of the Yahoo MST3K group, apparently sent a letter to Iowa State asking exactly this question...here is their response.

Dear Ms. Marvel,

Our office received your inquiry about the promotional film called "The Home Economics Story." According to sources here the reference in the film is to a "five-pound party." Apparently there was an old sorority tradition to have a party and bring a 5-lb. box of candy when you announced your engagement.

Sincerely,
Sandra Gartz
Assistant to the Director

...so, now we know...


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I don't want to sound like I have an ego problem, and I'd hate for anyone's nose to get bent out of joint over my comment, but the invention exchange in this ep has to be the all-time goofiest. I love it!


904 - Werewolf - almost 6 years ago
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Jenny Garp? No, no, no, no: Jenny Fields. That line annoys me every time.


904 - Werewolf - almost 6 years ago
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If you're an MST fan, there's something for you in every episode. To wit: this bloated "Tales from the Darkside" episode bores me to tears every time and nothing the Brains say can help the pain (I have never watched it all the way through). Yet it contains one of my all-time favorite riffs: "The very model of a modern man-made werewolf."

Something for everyone.


902 - The Phantom Planet - about 7 years ago
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Well, much enthusiasm for this one in the discussion, but I have to demur. I found this stinkburger unwatchable.


820 - Space Mutiny - about 6 years ago
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I hate to admit it, but I thot Reb Brown was the woman- what is Reb short for anyway (if not Rebeccca)


210 - King Dinosaur - about 7 years ago
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How could people release hour long movies?


MST3K Host Segments: Season 2 - about 6 years ago
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So I thought I'd do a little summation of ol' Season 2.

Best song of the season, "When Chauffers Rule the World," with "Wild Rebels" a goofy second-favorite.

Best skit goes to the Charlie McCarthy hearings, but the "really bad models" bit has an effective charm.

Then there are the contested categories.

In invention exchanges, the Mads edge Joel 6-4, with 1 forfeit, 1 blatant cheat (Dr F), and 1 draw (the BGC19). Joel best invention is not an exchange, but the camera doodads, most especially the "snopes scope/inherit the windorama." The Mads' best invention is the squeeze-toy guitars, though I also love the tank tops. Although the monster-tire unicycle might have been the best had it worked out.

On attitude control, the winner is the SOL, 7-6. The middle innings were hard on the SOL, but in the end Joel and the bots kept their spirits high, defying the Mads' cinematic beatdowns.

Frank made a brave showing on the button-pushing battle of wills and looked strong to win the struggle, but after Dr F used Frank's head as a button-pushing proxy, it was no contest, and Forrester won 6-5, with 1 draw and 1 sedation of Frank and including a pyrrhic victory for Dr F in the face of withering Frankish sarcasm.

My favorite line from the season is Crow's reaction to 3D glasses: "I feel like I'm really here."


608 - Code Name Diamond Head - about 7 years ago
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I guess I am odd man out, I actually liked the movie> MST was the icing in the cake! When else do you see David Vincent fight Lovejoy?


407 - The Killer Shrews - over 6 years ago
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Aw, Crow's reaction to his present breaks my heart a little bit. He's trying so hard to be mature, for once. Also, Joel says that Crow's birthday is coming up. When is his birthday? How did Joel decide when the 'bots' birthdays are? Is it the day he made them? Did he just arbitrarily assign dates? I need to know these things! Aaaa! *deep breath* Just a show... *deep breath* Just relax... *deep breath*


312 - Gamera vs. Guiron - over 5 years ago
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On my recent viewing, it occurred to me that the reason "Brother" is so concerned with traffic accidents is that the kids' absent father perished in one. If so, it's a nifty (though poignant) bit of screenwriting.

Of course, it could also just be a residue of the sandyfrankization process.


Recent Riffs

507 - I Accuse My Parents - over 5 years ago
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Yeah, they need a laughingstock.


323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - over 5 years ago
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Auxilliary?


323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - over 5 years ago
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Uh, I didn't ask.


417 - Crash of the Moons - over 5 years ago
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You can take some out of my mouth.


821 - Time Chasers - over 5 years ago
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Argh--and it's so early too.


405 - Being from Another Planet - over 5 years ago
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phay, nnnt ooo airyy bmmmahnnntay rrppprrrr?


405 - Being from Another Planet - over 5 years ago
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I think you're just getting all wrapped up in yourself.


405 - Being from Another Planet - over 5 years ago
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Booooo!


405 - Being from Another Planet - over 5 years ago
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--'cause I was dizzy with lust.


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...because we're basically scum.


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I'm serious about mufflers.


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I hate patronizing answers,