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Favorite Episodes

1. Space Travelers
   154
2. Lassie: The Painted Hills
   158
3. Being from Another Planet
   196
4. Earth vs. the Spider
   203
5. Radar Secret Service
   226
6. Angels' Revenge
   209
7. The Girl in Lovers Lane
   223
8. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
   279
9. The Incredible Melting Man
   278
10. Teenage Strangler
    318
11. I Accuse My Parents
    407
12. Eegah
    390
13. Time Chasers
    435
14. Mitchell
    578
15. The Hellcats
    114
16. Swamp Diamonds
    155
17. Gunslinger
    165
18. Hercules and the Captive Women
    160
19. Wild Rebels
    167
20. The Deadly Mantis
    218
21. The Rebel Set
    161
22. Invasion USA
    178
23. Manhunt in Space
    168
24. Code Name Diamond Head
    186
25. King Dinosaur
    203
26. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    203
27. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    221
28. The Beatniks
    188
29. The Amazing Colossal Man
    214
30. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    219
31. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    221
32. Gamera vs. Guiron
    254
33. Operation Double 007
    237
34. The Giant Gila Monster
    260
35. Daddy-O
    252
36. The Killer Shrews
    257
37. Devil Fish
    259
38. The Day the Earth Froze
    279
39. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    316
40. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    287
41. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    255
42. San Francisco International
    266
43. Teenagers from Outer Space
    287
44. Beginning of the End
    270
45. Catalina Caper
    270
46. Zombie Nightmare
    306
47. Outlaw of Gor
    319
48. Jack Frost
    336
49. Fugitive Alien
    330
50. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    299
51. Warrior of the Lost World
    333
52. The Giant Spider Invasion
    351
53. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    336
54. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    341
55. Monster A-Go Go
    345
56. Soultaker
    376
57. Riding with Death
    395
58. Laserblast
    400
59. Prince of Space
    463
60. Danger! Death Ray
    475
61. Puma Man
    518
62. Pod People
    568
63. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    687
64. Space Mutiny
    902
65. Untamed Youth
    136
66. Gamera vs. Barugon
    175
67. Teenage Caveman
    156
68. Gamera vs. Zigra
    175
69. Master Ninja II
    161
70. The Indestructible Man
    160
71. Hercules
    154
72. Last of the Wild Horses
    163
73. Gorgo
    177
74. The Violent Years
    170
75. Moon Zero Two
    205
76. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    152
77. Bloodlust
    188
78. Hercules Unchained
    187
79. Village of the Giants
    198
80. High School Big Shot
    189
81. The Brute Man
    219
82. The Human Duplicators
    209
83. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    208
84. The Sidehackers
    208
85. The Projected Man
    205
86. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    222
87. The Deadly Bees
    222
88. The Sinister Urge
    219
89. The Wild World of Batwoman
    232
90. Gamera
    248
91. The Sword and the Dragon
    223
92. The Starfighters
    238
93. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    228
94. War of the Colossal Beast
    231
95. Escape 2000
    257
96. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    226
97. The Crawling Eye
    263
98. Squirm
    236
99. Red Zone Cuba
    228
100. Terror from the Year 5000
     247
101. Bride of the Monster
     239
102. Lost Continent
     248
103. It Conquered the World
     294
104. Agent for H.A.R.M.
     264
105. Master Ninja I
     256
106. The Creeping Terror
     248
107. Quest of the Delta Knights
     260
108. The Beast of Yucca Flats
     256
109. Girls Town
     290
110. The Skydivers
     273
111. Rocketship X-M
     284
112. The Dead Talk Back
     280
113. Night of the Blood Beast
     321
114. Santa Claus
     297
115. Horror of Party Beach
     316
116. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
     425
117. Cave Dwellers
     438
118. Phase IV
     61
119. City on Fire
     51
120. SST: Death Flight
     81
121. The Slime People
     125
122. The Black Scorpion
     126
123. Stranded in Space
     130
124. Gamera vs. Gaos
     151
125. The Corpse Vanishes
     151
126. Rocket Attack USA
     154
127. Crash of the Moons
     172
128. The She-Creature
     172
129. The Space Children
     182
130. Racket Girls
     175
131. Jungle Goddess
     192
132. City Limits
     172
133. Colossus and the Headhunters
     182
134. Mighty Jack
     173
135. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
     171
136. The Mole People
     203
137. Teenage Crime Wave
     187
138. The Magic Sword
     208
139. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
     203
140. The Thing That Couldn't Die
     203
141. The Unearthly
     204
142. 12 to the Moon
     206
143. Revenge of the Creature
     231
144. Diabolik
     211
145. Tormented
     225
146. The Leech Woman
     241
147. The Undead
     245
148. Future War
     264
149. Invasion of the Neptune Men
     244
150. The Screaming Skull
     277
151. Final Justice
     268
152. Alien from L.A.
     276
153. Girl in Gold Boots
     280
154. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
     284
155. Track of the Moon Beast
     282
156. The Touch of Satan
     345
157. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
     326
158. Hobgoblins
     393
159. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
     342
160. Werewolf
     537
161. The Final Sacrifice
     754
162. The Last Chase
     36
163. Hangar 18
     47
164. Superdome
     45
165. Project Moonbase
     118
166. The Amazing Transparent Man
     145
167. Robot Holocaust
     159
168. Kitten with a Whip
     152
169. The Crawling Hand
     162
170. First Spaceship on Venus
     157
171. Robot Monster
     155
172. It Lives by Night
     171
173. The Atomic Brain
     171
174. Hamlet
     177
175. Ring of Terror
     193
176. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
     225
177. The Phantom Planet
     222
178. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
     208
179. Horrors of Spider Island
     226
180. Devil Doll
     245
181. Time of the Apes
     280
182. The Million Eyes of Sumuru
     32
183. Legend of the Dinosaurs
     47
184. Humanoid Woman
     45
185. Cosmic Princess
     50
186. The Mad Monster
     142

Recent Comments with recent replies

902 - The Phantom Planet - over 6 years ago

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Well, much enthusiasm for this one in the discussion, but I have to demur. I found this stinkburger unwatchable.

MST3K Host Segments: Season 2 - over 5 years ago

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So I thought I'd do a little summation of ol' Season 2.

Best song of the season, "When Chauffers Rule the World," with "Wild Rebels" a goofy second-favorite.

Best skit goes to the Charlie McCarthy hearings, but the "really bad models" bit has an effective charm.

Then there are the contested categories.

In invention exchanges, the Mads edge Joel 6-4, with 1 forfeit, 1 blatant cheat (Dr F), and 1 draw (the BGC19). Joel best invention is not an exchange, but the camera doodads, most especially the "snopes scope/inherit the windorama." The Mads' best invention is the squeeze-toy guitars, though I also love the tank tops. Although the monster-tire unicycle might have been the best had it worked out.

On attitude control, the winner is the SOL, 7-6. The middle innings were hard on the SOL, but in the end Joel and the bots kept their spirits high, defying the Mads' cinematic beatdowns.

Frank made a brave showing on the button-pushing battle of wills and looked strong to win the struggle, but after Dr F used Frank's head as a button-pushing proxy, it was no contest, and Forrester won 6-5, with 1 draw and 1 sedation of Frank and including a pyrrhic victory for Dr F in the face of withering Frankish sarcasm.

My favorite line from the season is Crow's reaction to 3D glasses: "I feel like I'm really here."

820 - Space Mutiny - over 5 years ago

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I hate to admit it, but I thot Reb Brown was the woman- what is Reb short for anyway (if not Rebeccca)

608 - Code Name Diamond Head - over 6 years ago

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I guess I am odd man out, I actually liked the movie> MST was the icing in the cake! When else do you see David Vincent fight Lovejoy?

So, you wanna know what a 5-lb. party is?

317 - The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent - almost 6 years ago

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On another forum, I found out that Patty Marvel, a member of the Yahoo MST3K group, apparently sent a letter to Iowa State asking exactly this question...here is their response.

Dear Ms. Marvel,

Our office received your inquiry about the promotional film called "The Home Economics Story." According to sources here the reference in the film is to a "five-pound party." Apparently there was an old sorority tradition to have a party and bring a 5-lb. box of candy when you announced your engagement.

Sincerely,
Sandra Gartz
Assistant to the Director

...so, now we know...

407 - The Killer Shrews - almost 6 years ago

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Aw, Crow's reaction to his present breaks my heart a little bit. He's trying so hard to be mature, for once. Also, Joel says that Crow's birthday is coming up. When is his birthday? How did Joel decide when the 'bots' birthdays are? Is it the day he made them? Did he just arbitrarily assign dates? I need to know these things! Aaaa! *deep breath* Just a show... *deep breath* Just relax... *deep breath*

312 - Gamera vs. Guiron - about 5 years ago

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On my recent viewing, it occurred to me that the reason "Brother" is so concerned with traffic accidents is that the kids' absent father perished in one. If so, it's a nifty (though poignant) bit of screenwriting.

Of course, it could also just be a residue of the sandyfrankization process.

106 - The Crawling Hand - about 5 years ago

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I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, but I think maybe this movie is really dumb.

405 - Being from Another Planet - over 6 years ago

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I heard "squirrel" too.

Has anyone ever compiled a list of the "twas beauty killed the beast" variations the guys made over the years? There must be 50 of them.

413 - Manhunt in Space - over 5 years ago

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Hey, just before the second break, from "know Veena" Tom blurts out a joyful "Nuveena" who has yet to make an appearance in MST. It's both a nice bit of temporal hanky-panky, and a reminder that the Brains lived with most of these movies and shorts banging around their sundry subconscious minds for years before they gave them the "treatment." Kind of like Coily and Wally the waffle.

416 - Fire Maidens of Outer Space - about 7 years ago

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Man, the script for this movie must have been 5 pages long.

K15 - Superdome - over 6 years ago

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Not only do we have a football movie without a single frame of football game in it, we have to watch Donna Mills seduce David Jansen. I didn't ask to see that, didn't want to see that, and wish I hadn't seen that.

This is a good episode, but a tough one to watch.

Recent Riffs

507 - I Accuse My Parents - almost 5 years ago

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Yeah, they need a laughingstock.

323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - almost 5 years ago

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Auxilliary?

323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - almost 5 years ago

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Uh, I didn't ask.

417 - Crash of the Moons - almost 5 years ago

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You can take some out of my mouth.

821 - Time Chasers - almost 5 years ago

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Argh--and it's so early too.

405 - Being from Another Planet - about 5 years ago

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phay, nnnt ooo airyy bmmmahnnntay rrppprrrr?

405 - Being from Another Planet - about 5 years ago

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I think you're just getting all wrapped up in yourself.

405 - Being from Another Planet - about 5 years ago

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Booooo!

405 - Being from Another Planet - about 5 years ago

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--'cause I was dizzy with lust.

318 - Star Force: Fugitive Alien II - about 5 years ago

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...because we're basically scum.

318 - Star Force: Fugitive Alien II - about 5 years ago

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I'm serious about mufflers.

318 - Star Force: Fugitive Alien II - about 5 years ago

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I hate patronizing answers,