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Favorite Episodes

  1. Space Travelers
    153
  2. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    155
  3. Being from Another Planet
    196
  4. Earth vs. the Spider
    201
  5. Radar Secret Service
    224
  6. Angels' Revenge
    209
  7. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    222
  8. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    277
  9. The Incredible Melting Man
    275
  10. Teenage Strangler
    315
  11. I Accuse My Parents
    406
  12. Eegah
    389
  13. Time Chasers
    435
  14. Mitchell
    578
  15. The Hellcats
    114
  16. Swamp Diamonds
    153
  17. Gunslinger
    163
  18. Hercules and the Captive Women
    158
  19. Wild Rebels
    166
  20. The Deadly Mantis
    214
  21. The Rebel Set
    161
  22. Invasion USA
    177
  23. Manhunt in Space
    168
  24. Code Name Diamond Head
    185
  25. King Dinosaur
    202
  26. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    201
  27. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    218
  28. The Beatniks
    187
  29. The Amazing Colossal Man
    213
  30. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    217
  31. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    219
  32. Gamera vs. Guiron
    250
  33. Operation Double 007
    235
  34. The Giant Gila Monster
    256
  35. Daddy-O
    251
  36. The Killer Shrews
    255
  37. Devil Fish
    257
  38. The Day the Earth Froze
    278
  39. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    312
  40. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    283
  41. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    253
  42. San Francisco International
    266
  43. Teenagers from Outer Space
    284
  44. Beginning of the End
    268
  45. Catalina Caper
    268
  46. Zombie Nightmare
    305
  47. Outlaw of Gor
    317
  48. Jack Frost
    334
  49. Fugitive Alien
    328
  50. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    298
  51. Warrior of the Lost World
    332
  52. The Giant Spider Invasion
    349
  53. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    336
  54. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    340
  55. Monster A-Go Go
    340
  56. Soultaker
    376
  57. Riding with Death
    394
  58. Laserblast
    396
  59. Prince of Space
    459
  60. Danger! Death Ray
    473
  61. Puma Man
    514
  62. Pod People
    566
  63. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    679
  64. Space Mutiny
    896
  65. Untamed Youth
    135
  66. Gamera vs. Barugon
    176
  67. Teenage Caveman
    156
  68. Gamera vs. Zigra
    173
  69. Master Ninja II
    159
  70. The Indestructible Man
    159
  71. Hercules
    153
  72. Last of the Wild Horses
    163
  73. Gorgo
    177
  74. The Violent Years
    170
  75. Moon Zero Two
    202
  76. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    152
  77. Bloodlust
    186
  78. Hercules Unchained
    184
  79. Village of the Giants
    194
  80. High School Big Shot
    189
  81. The Brute Man
    218
  82. The Human Duplicators
    207
  83. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    208
  84. The Sidehackers
    206
  85. The Projected Man
    205
  86. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    219
  87. The Deadly Bees
    217
  88. The Sinister Urge
    218
  89. The Wild World of Batwoman
    231
  90. Gamera
    247
  91. The Sword and the Dragon
    223
  92. The Starfighters
    238
  93. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    228
  94. War of the Colossal Beast
    227
  95. Escape 2000
    255
  96. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    225
  97. The Crawling Eye
    259
  98. Squirm
    236
  99. Red Zone Cuba
    229
  100. Terror from the Year 5000
    245
  101. Bride of the Monster
    235
  102. Lost Continent
    246
  103. It Conquered the World
    288
  104. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    260
  105. Master Ninja I
    255
  106. The Creeping Terror
    249
  107. Quest of the Delta Knights
    258
  108. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    257
  109. Girls Town
    286
  110. The Skydivers
    273
  111. Rocketship X-M
    283
  112. The Dead Talk Back
    279
  113. Night of the Blood Beast
    317
  114. Santa Claus
    291
  115. Horror of Party Beach
    311
  116. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    425
  117. Cave Dwellers
    433
  118. Phase IV
    60
  119. City on Fire
    51
  120. SST: Death Flight
    80
  121. The Slime People
    124
  122. The Black Scorpion
    123
  123. Stranded in Space
    130
  124. Gamera vs. Gaos
    150
  125. The Corpse Vanishes
    153
  126. Rocket Attack USA
    154
  127. Crash of the Moons
    172
  128. The She-Creature
    173
  129. The Space Children
    179
  130. Racket Girls
    173
  131. Jungle Goddess
    190
  132. City Limits
    172
  133. Colossus and the Headhunters
    181
  134. Mighty Jack
    173
  135. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    171
  136. The Mole People
    202
  137. Teenage Crime Wave
    183
  138. The Magic Sword
    206
  139. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    202
  140. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    200
  141. The Unearthly
    203
  142. 12 to the Moon
    204
  143. Revenge of the Creature
    229
  144. Diabolik
    211
  145. Tormented
    223
  146. The Leech Woman
    238
  147. The Undead
    243
  148. Future War
    263
  149. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    244
  150. The Screaming Skull
    275
  151. Final Justice
    267
  152. Alien from L.A.
    277
  153. Girl in Gold Boots
    279
  154. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    283
  155. Track of the Moon Beast
    281
  156. The Touch of Satan
    344
  157. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    326
  158. Hobgoblins
    392
  159. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    340
  160. Werewolf
    534
  161. The Final Sacrifice
    753
  162. The Last Chase
    36
  163. Hangar 18
    47
  164. Superdome
    45
  165. Project Moonbase
    116
  166. The Amazing Transparent Man
    145
  167. Robot Holocaust
    158
  168. Kitten with a Whip
    152
  169. The Crawling Hand
    162
  170. First Spaceship on Venus
    156
  171. Robot Monster
    155
  172. It Lives by Night
    171
  173. The Atomic Brain
    170
  174. Hamlet
    176
  175. Ring of Terror
    192
  176. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    223
  177. The Phantom Planet
    223
  178. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    206
  179. Horrors of Spider Island
    224
  180. Devil Doll
    245
  181. Time of the Apes
    278
  182. The Million Eyes of Sumuru
    32
  183. Legend of the Dinosaurs
    47
  184. Humanoid Woman
    45
  185. Cosmic Princess
    50
  186. The Mad Monster
    140

Recent Comments with recent replies

902 - The Phantom Planet - over 6 years ago
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Well, much enthusiasm for this one in the discussion, but I have to demur. I found this stinkburger unwatchable.


MST3K Host Segments: Season 2 - over 5 years ago
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So I thought I'd do a little summation of ol' Season 2.

Best song of the season, "When Chauffers Rule the World," with "Wild Rebels" a goofy second-favorite.

Best skit goes to the Charlie McCarthy hearings, but the "really bad models" bit has an effective charm.

Then there are the contested categories.

In invention exchanges, the Mads edge Joel 6-4, with 1 forfeit, 1 blatant cheat (Dr F), and 1 draw (the BGC19). Joel best invention is not an exchange, but the camera doodads, most especially the "snopes scope/inherit the windorama." The Mads' best invention is the squeeze-toy guitars, though I also love the tank tops. Although the monster-tire unicycle might have been the best had it worked out.

On attitude control, the winner is the SOL, 7-6. The middle innings were hard on the SOL, but in the end Joel and the bots kept their spirits high, defying the Mads' cinematic beatdowns.

Frank made a brave showing on the button-pushing battle of wills and looked strong to win the struggle, but after Dr F used Frank's head as a button-pushing proxy, it was no contest, and Forrester won 6-5, with 1 draw and 1 sedation of Frank and including a pyrrhic victory for Dr F in the face of withering Frankish sarcasm.

My favorite line from the season is Crow's reaction to 3D glasses: "I feel like I'm really here."


820 - Space Mutiny - over 5 years ago
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I hate to admit it, but I thot Reb Brown was the woman- what is Reb short for anyway (if not Rebeccca)


608 - Code Name Diamond Head - over 6 years ago
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I guess I am odd man out, I actually liked the movie> MST was the icing in the cake! When else do you see David Vincent fight Lovejoy?


So, you wanna know what a 5-lb. party is?
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On another forum, I found out that Patty Marvel, a member of the Yahoo MST3K group, apparently sent a letter to Iowa State asking exactly this question...here is their response.

Dear Ms. Marvel,

Our office received your inquiry about the promotional film called "The Home Economics Story." According to sources here the reference in the film is to a "five-pound party." Apparently there was an old sorority tradition to have a party and bring a 5-lb. box of candy when you announced your engagement.

Sincerely,
Sandra Gartz
Assistant to the Director

...so, now we know...


407 - The Killer Shrews - over 5 years ago
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Aw, Crow's reaction to his present breaks my heart a little bit. He's trying so hard to be mature, for once. Also, Joel says that Crow's birthday is coming up. When is his birthday? How did Joel decide when the 'bots' birthdays are? Is it the day he made them? Did he just arbitrarily assign dates? I need to know these things! Aaaa! *deep breath* Just a show... *deep breath* Just relax... *deep breath*


312 - Gamera vs. Guiron - almost 5 years ago
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On my recent viewing, it occurred to me that the reason "Brother" is so concerned with traffic accidents is that the kids' absent father perished in one. If so, it's a nifty (though poignant) bit of screenwriting.

Of course, it could also just be a residue of the sandyfrankization process.


106 - The Crawling Hand - about 5 years ago
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I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, but I think maybe this movie is really dumb.


405 - Being from Another Planet - about 6 years ago
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I heard "squirrel" too.

Has anyone ever compiled a list of the "twas beauty killed the beast" variations the guys made over the years? There must be 50 of them.


413 - Manhunt in Space - about 5 years ago
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Hey, just before the second break, from "know Veena" Tom blurts out a joyful "Nuveena" who has yet to make an appearance in MST. It's both a nice bit of temporal hanky-panky, and a reminder that the Brains lived with most of these movies and shorts banging around their sundry subconscious minds for years before they gave them the "treatment." Kind of like Coily and Wally the waffle.


416 - Fire Maidens of Outer Space - almost 7 years ago
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Man, the script for this movie must have been 5 pages long.


K15 - Superdome - over 6 years ago
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Not only do we have a football movie without a single frame of football game in it, we have to watch Donna Mills seduce David Jansen. I didn't ask to see that, didn't want to see that, and wish I hadn't seen that.

This is a good episode, but a tough one to watch.


Recent Riffs

507 - I Accuse My Parents - over 4 years ago
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Yeah, they need a laughingstock.


323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - over 4 years ago
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Auxilliary?


323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - over 4 years ago
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Uh, I didn't ask.


417 - Crash of the Moons - almost 5 years ago
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You can take some out of my mouth.


821 - Time Chasers - almost 5 years ago
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Argh--and it's so early too.


405 - Being from Another Planet - almost 5 years ago
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phay, nnnt ooo airyy bmmmahnnntay rrppprrrr?


405 - Being from Another Planet - almost 5 years ago
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I think you're just getting all wrapped up in yourself.


405 - Being from Another Planet - almost 5 years ago
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Booooo!


405 - Being from Another Planet - almost 5 years ago
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--'cause I was dizzy with lust.


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...because we're basically scum.


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I'm serious about mufflers.


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I hate patronizing answers,