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Favorite Episodes

1. Space Travelers
   154
2. Lassie: The Painted Hills
   161
3. Being from Another Planet
   196
4. Earth vs. the Spider
   206
5. Radar Secret Service
   229
6. Angels' Revenge
   213
7. The Girl in Lovers Lane
   228
8. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
   283
9. The Incredible Melting Man
   282
10. Teenage Strangler
    323
11. I Accuse My Parents
    417
12. Eegah
    395
13. Time Chasers
    449
14. Mitchell
    593
15. The Hellcats
    115
16. Swamp Diamonds
    160
17. Gunslinger
    167
18. Hercules and the Captive Women
    161
19. Wild Rebels
    166
20. The Deadly Mantis
    224
21. The Rebel Set
    168
22. Invasion USA
    182
23. Manhunt in Space
    172
24. Code Name Diamond Head
    190
25. King Dinosaur
    203
26. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    204
27. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    221
28. The Beatniks
    192
29. The Amazing Colossal Man
    215
30. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    225
31. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    227
32. Gamera vs. Guiron
    258
33. Operation Double 007
    239
34. The Giant Gila Monster
    268
35. Daddy-O
    253
36. The Killer Shrews
    260
37. Devil Fish
    266
38. The Day the Earth Froze
    285
39. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    320
40. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    291
41. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    256
42. San Francisco International
    272
43. Teenagers from Outer Space
    292
44. Beginning of the End
    278
45. Catalina Caper
    272
46. Zombie Nightmare
    309
47. Outlaw of Gor
    328
48. Jack Frost
    341
49. Fugitive Alien
    336
50. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    302
51. Warrior of the Lost World
    341
52. The Giant Spider Invasion
    358
53. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    343
54. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    344
55. Monster A-Go Go
    351
56. Soultaker
    385
57. Riding with Death
    405
58. Laserblast
    407
59. Prince of Space
    471
60. Danger! Death Ray
    483
61. Puma Man
    535
62. Pod People
    575
63. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    705
64. Space Mutiny
    923
65. Untamed Youth
    139
66. Gamera vs. Barugon
    176
67. Teenage Caveman
    156
68. Gamera vs. Zigra
    177
69. Master Ninja II
    164
70. The Indestructible Man
    161
71. Hercules
    155
72. Last of the Wild Horses
    165
73. Gorgo
    181
74. The Violent Years
    172
75. Moon Zero Two
    210
76. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    155
77. Bloodlust
    191
78. Hercules Unchained
    188
79. Village of the Giants
    203
80. High School Big Shot
    194
81. The Brute Man
    221
82. The Human Duplicators
    213
83. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    211
84. The Sidehackers
    209
85. The Projected Man
    207
86. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    225
87. The Deadly Bees
    225
88. The Sinister Urge
    222
89. The Wild World of Batwoman
    235
90. Gamera
    252
91. The Sword and the Dragon
    228
92. The Starfighters
    241
93. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    235
94. War of the Colossal Beast
    232
95. Escape 2000
    264
96. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    230
97. The Crawling Eye
    268
98. Squirm
    241
99. Red Zone Cuba
    234
100. Terror from the Year 5000
     254
101. Bride of the Monster
     241
102. Lost Continent
     252
103. It Conquered the World
     296
104. Agent for H.A.R.M.
     268
105. Master Ninja I
     262
106. The Creeping Terror
     253
107. Quest of the Delta Knights
     267
108. The Beast of Yucca Flats
     261
109. Girls Town
     296
110. The Skydivers
     274
111. Rocketship X-M
     287
112. The Dead Talk Back
     287
113. Night of the Blood Beast
     323
114. Santa Claus
     301
115. Horror of Party Beach
     322
116. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
     435
117. Cave Dwellers
     445
118. Phase IV
     61
119. City on Fire
     51
120. SST: Death Flight
     81
121. The Slime People
     125
122. The Black Scorpion
     127
123. Stranded in Space
     129
124. Gamera vs. Gaos
     152
125. The Corpse Vanishes
     152
126. Rocket Attack USA
     154
127. Crash of the Moons
     177
128. The She-Creature
     177
129. The Space Children
     186
130. Racket Girls
     180
131. Jungle Goddess
     194
132. City Limits
     174
133. Colossus and the Headhunters
     186
134. Mighty Jack
     175
135. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
     171
136. The Mole People
     208
137. Teenage Crime Wave
     190
138. The Magic Sword
     212
139. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
     209
140. The Thing That Couldn't Die
     211
141. The Unearthly
     207
142. 12 to the Moon
     210
143. Revenge of the Creature
     234
144. Diabolik
     214
145. Tormented
     227
146. The Leech Woman
     245
147. The Undead
     246
148. Future War
     272
149. Invasion of the Neptune Men
     247
150. The Screaming Skull
     285
151. Final Justice
     273
152. Alien from L.A.
     280
153. Girl in Gold Boots
     288
154. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
     291
155. Track of the Moon Beast
     290
156. The Touch of Satan
     353
157. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
     333
158. Hobgoblins
     404
159. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
     350
160. Werewolf
     550
161. The Final Sacrifice
     773
162. The Last Chase
     36
163. Hangar 18
     49
164. Superdome
     45
165. Project Moonbase
     118
166. The Amazing Transparent Man
     145
167. Robot Holocaust
     160
168. Kitten with a Whip
     153
169. The Crawling Hand
     165
170. First Spaceship on Venus
     158
171. Robot Monster
     157
172. It Lives by Night
     172
173. The Atomic Brain
     172
174. Hamlet
     178
175. Ring of Terror
     197
176. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
     228
177. The Phantom Planet
     228
178. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
     209
179. Horrors of Spider Island
     234
180. Devil Doll
     249
181. Time of the Apes
     283
182. The Million Eyes of Sumuru
     32
183. Legend of the Dinosaurs
     47
184. Humanoid Woman
     45
185. Cosmic Princess
     50
186. The Mad Monster
     146

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904 - Werewolf - over 5 years ago

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Jenny Garp? No, no, no, no: Jenny Fields. That line annoys me every time.

904 - Werewolf - over 5 years ago

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If you're an MST fan, there's something for you in every episode. To wit: this bloated "Tales from the Darkside" episode bores me to tears every time and nothing the Brains say can help the pain (I have never watched it all the way through). Yet it contains one of my all-time favorite riffs: "The very model of a modern man-made werewolf."

Something for everyone.

902 - The Phantom Planet - almost 7 years ago

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Well, much enthusiasm for this one in the discussion, but I have to demur. I found this stinkburger unwatchable.

820 - Space Mutiny - almost 6 years ago

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I hate to admit it, but I thot Reb Brown was the woman- what is Reb short for anyway (if not Rebeccca)

210 - King Dinosaur - almost 7 years ago

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How could people release hour long movies?

MST3K Host Segments: Season 2 - almost 6 years ago

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So I thought I'd do a little summation of ol' Season 2.

Best song of the season, "When Chauffers Rule the World," with "Wild Rebels" a goofy second-favorite.

Best skit goes to the Charlie McCarthy hearings, but the "really bad models" bit has an effective charm.

Then there are the contested categories.

In invention exchanges, the Mads edge Joel 6-4, with 1 forfeit, 1 blatant cheat (Dr F), and 1 draw (the BGC19). Joel best invention is not an exchange, but the camera doodads, most especially the "snopes scope/inherit the windorama." The Mads' best invention is the squeeze-toy guitars, though I also love the tank tops. Although the monster-tire unicycle might have been the best had it worked out.

On attitude control, the winner is the SOL, 7-6. The middle innings were hard on the SOL, but in the end Joel and the bots kept their spirits high, defying the Mads' cinematic beatdowns.

Frank made a brave showing on the button-pushing battle of wills and looked strong to win the struggle, but after Dr F used Frank's head as a button-pushing proxy, it was no contest, and Forrester won 6-5, with 1 draw and 1 sedation of Frank and including a pyrrhic victory for Dr F in the face of withering Frankish sarcasm.

My favorite line from the season is Crow's reaction to 3D glasses: "I feel like I'm really here."

608 - Code Name Diamond Head - almost 7 years ago

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I guess I am odd man out, I actually liked the movie> MST was the icing in the cake! When else do you see David Vincent fight Lovejoy?

So, you wanna know what a 5-lb. party is?

317 - The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent - about 6 years ago

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On another forum, I found out that Patty Marvel, a member of the Yahoo MST3K group, apparently sent a letter to Iowa State asking exactly this question...here is their response.

Dear Ms. Marvel,

Our office received your inquiry about the promotional film called "The Home Economics Story." According to sources here the reference in the film is to a "five-pound party." Apparently there was an old sorority tradition to have a party and bring a 5-lb. box of candy when you announced your engagement.

Sincerely,
Sandra Gartz
Assistant to the Director

...so, now we know...

407 - The Killer Shrews - about 6 years ago

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Aw, Crow's reaction to his present breaks my heart a little bit. He's trying so hard to be mature, for once. Also, Joel says that Crow's birthday is coming up. When is his birthday? How did Joel decide when the 'bots' birthdays are? Is it the day he made them? Did he just arbitrarily assign dates? I need to know these things! Aaaa! *deep breath* Just a show... *deep breath* Just relax... *deep breath*

312 - Gamera vs. Guiron - over 5 years ago

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On my recent viewing, it occurred to me that the reason "Brother" is so concerned with traffic accidents is that the kids' absent father perished in one. If so, it's a nifty (though poignant) bit of screenwriting.

Of course, it could also just be a residue of the sandyfrankization process.

106 - The Crawling Hand - over 5 years ago

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I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, but I think maybe this movie is really dumb.

405 - Being from Another Planet - over 6 years ago

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I heard "squirrel" too.

Has anyone ever compiled a list of the "twas beauty killed the beast" variations the guys made over the years? There must be 50 of them.

Recent Riffs

507 - I Accuse My Parents - about 5 years ago

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Yeah, they need a laughingstock.

323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - about 5 years ago

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Auxilliary?

323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - about 5 years ago

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Uh, I didn't ask.

417 - Crash of the Moons - over 5 years ago

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You can take some out of my mouth.

821 - Time Chasers - over 5 years ago

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Argh--and it's so early too.

405 - Being from Another Planet - over 5 years ago

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phay, nnnt ooo airyy bmmmahnnntay rrppprrrr?

405 - Being from Another Planet - over 5 years ago

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I think you're just getting all wrapped up in yourself.

405 - Being from Another Planet - over 5 years ago

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Booooo!

405 - Being from Another Planet - over 5 years ago

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--'cause I was dizzy with lust.

318 - Star Force: Fugitive Alien II - over 5 years ago

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...because we're basically scum.

318 - Star Force: Fugitive Alien II - over 5 years ago

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I'm serious about mufflers.

318 - Star Force: Fugitive Alien II - over 5 years ago

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I hate patronizing answers,