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Favorite Episodes

  1. Space Travelers
    148
  2. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    151
  3. Being from Another Planet
    193
  4. Earth vs. the Spider
    192
  5. Radar Secret Service
    219
  6. Angels' Revenge
    204
  7. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    219
  8. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    270
  9. The Incredible Melting Man
    269
  10. Teenage Strangler
    306
  11. I Accuse My Parents
    399
  12. Eegah
    380
  13. Time Chasers
    424
  14. Mitchell
    569
  15. The Hellcats
    111
  16. Swamp Diamonds
    149
  17. Gunslinger
    160
  18. Hercules and the Captive Women
    153
  19. Wild Rebels
    163
  20. The Deadly Mantis
    208
  21. The Rebel Set
    156
  22. Invasion USA
    172
  23. Manhunt in Space
    163
  24. Code Name Diamond Head
    183
  25. King Dinosaur
    198
  26. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    194
  27. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    210
  28. The Beatniks
    182
  29. The Amazing Colossal Man
    204
  30. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    213
  31. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    212
  32. Gamera vs. Guiron
    242
  33. Operation Double 007
    229
  34. The Giant Gila Monster
    248
  35. Daddy-O
    244
  36. The Killer Shrews
    250
  37. Devil Fish
    251
  38. The Day the Earth Froze
    270
  39. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    302
  40. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    273
  41. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    250
  42. San Francisco International
    258
  43. Teenagers from Outer Space
    277
  44. Beginning of the End
    257
  45. Catalina Caper
    259
  46. Zombie Nightmare
    297
  47. Outlaw of Gor
    309
  48. Jack Frost
    325
  49. Fugitive Alien
    324
  50. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    289
  51. Warrior of the Lost World
    324
  52. The Giant Spider Invasion
    336
  53. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    329
  54. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    336
  55. Monster A-Go Go
    333
  56. Soultaker
    365
  57. Riding with Death
    381
  58. Laserblast
    385
  59. Prince of Space
    449
  60. Danger! Death Ray
    462
  61. Puma Man
    503
  62. Pod People
    554
  63. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    667
  64. Space Mutiny
    879
  65. Untamed Youth
    132
  66. Gamera vs. Barugon
    170
  67. Teenage Caveman
    149
  68. Gamera vs. Zigra
    169
  69. Master Ninja II
    155
  70. The Indestructible Man
    153
  71. Hercules
    151
  72. Last of the Wild Horses
    159
  73. Gorgo
    168
  74. The Violent Years
    167
  75. Moon Zero Two
    195
  76. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    148
  77. Bloodlust
    183
  78. Hercules Unchained
    179
  79. Village of the Giants
    191
  80. High School Big Shot
    185
  81. The Brute Man
    213
  82. The Human Duplicators
    203
  83. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    205
  84. The Sidehackers
    205
  85. The Projected Man
    198
  86. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    209
  87. The Deadly Bees
    212
  88. The Sinister Urge
    211
  89. The Wild World of Batwoman
    226
  90. Gamera
    239
  91. The Sword and the Dragon
    216
  92. The Starfighters
    231
  93. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    225
  94. War of the Colossal Beast
    219
  95. Escape 2000
    249
  96. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    219
  97. The Crawling Eye
    256
  98. Squirm
    232
  99. Red Zone Cuba
    225
  100. Terror from the Year 5000
    237
  101. Bride of the Monster
    230
  102. Lost Continent
    240
  103. It Conquered the World
    281
  104. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    254
  105. Master Ninja I
    249
  106. The Creeping Terror
    244
  107. Quest of the Delta Knights
    253
  108. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    251
  109. Girls Town
    284
  110. The Skydivers
    267
  111. Rocketship X-M
    278
  112. The Dead Talk Back
    276
  113. Night of the Blood Beast
    307
  114. Santa Claus
    286
  115. Horror of Party Beach
    307
  116. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    413
  117. Cave Dwellers
    423
  118. Phase IV
    57
  119. City on Fire
    49
  120. SST: Death Flight
    75
  121. The Slime People
    122
  122. The Black Scorpion
    119
  123. Stranded in Space
    126
  124. Gamera vs. Gaos
    146
  125. The Corpse Vanishes
    150
  126. Rocket Attack USA
    147
  127. Crash of the Moons
    168
  128. The She-Creature
    170
  129. The Space Children
    175
  130. Racket Girls
    170
  131. Jungle Goddess
    184
  132. City Limits
    168
  133. Colossus and the Headhunters
    175
  134. Mighty Jack
    168
  135. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    168
  136. The Mole People
    198
  137. Teenage Crime Wave
    178
  138. The Magic Sword
    204
  139. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    191
  140. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    194
  141. The Unearthly
    197
  142. 12 to the Moon
    199
  143. Revenge of the Creature
    219
  144. Diabolik
    207
  145. Tormented
    218
  146. The Leech Woman
    233
  147. The Undead
    237
  148. Future War
    257
  149. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    239
  150. The Screaming Skull
    265
  151. Final Justice
    260
  152. Alien from L.A.
    271
  153. Girl in Gold Boots
    272
  154. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    277
  155. Track of the Moon Beast
    274
  156. The Touch of Satan
    336
  157. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    320
  158. Hobgoblins
    383
  159. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    331
  160. Werewolf
    520
  161. The Final Sacrifice
    736
  162. The Last Chase
    35
  163. Hangar 18
    45
  164. Superdome
    42
  165. Project Moonbase
    113
  166. The Amazing Transparent Man
    140
  167. Robot Holocaust
    153
  168. Kitten with a Whip
    150
  169. The Crawling Hand
    157
  170. First Spaceship on Venus
    153
  171. Robot Monster
    152
  172. It Lives by Night
    169
  173. The Atomic Brain
    165
  174. Hamlet
    175
  175. Ring of Terror
    188
  176. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    220
  177. The Phantom Planet
    213
  178. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    203
  179. Horrors of Spider Island
    220
  180. Devil Doll
    242
  181. Time of the Apes
    270
  182. The Million Eyes of Sumuru
    28
  183. Legend of the Dinosaurs
    46
  184. Humanoid Woman
    41
  185. Cosmic Princess
    47
  186. The Mad Monster
    137

Recent Comments with recent replies

820 - Space Mutiny - about 5 years ago
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I hate to admit it, but I thot Reb Brown was the woman- what is Reb short for anyway (if not Rebeccca)


608 - Code Name Diamond Head - about 6 years ago
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I guess I am odd man out, I actually liked the movie> MST was the icing in the cake! When else do you see David Vincent fight Lovejoy?


902 - The Phantom Planet - about 6 years ago
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Well, much enthusiasm for this one in the discussion, but I have to demur. I found this stinkburger unwatchable.


So, you wanna know what a 5-lb. party is?
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On another forum, I found out that Patty Marvel, a member of the Yahoo MST3K group, apparently sent a letter to Iowa State asking exactly this question...here is their response.

Dear Ms. Marvel,

Our office received your inquiry about the promotional film called "The Home Economics Story." According to sources here the reference in the film is to a "five-pound party." Apparently there was an old sorority tradition to have a party and bring a 5-lb. box of candy when you announced your engagement.

Sincerely,
Sandra Gartz
Assistant to the Director

...so, now we know...


407 - The Killer Shrews - over 5 years ago
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Aw, Crow's reaction to his present breaks my heart a little bit. He's trying so hard to be mature, for once. Also, Joel says that Crow's birthday is coming up. When is his birthday? How did Joel decide when the 'bots' birthdays are? Is it the day he made them? Did he just arbitrarily assign dates? I need to know these things! Aaaa! *deep breath* Just a show... *deep breath* Just relax... *deep breath*


312 - Gamera vs. Guiron - over 4 years ago
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On my recent viewing, it occurred to me that the reason "Brother" is so concerned with traffic accidents is that the kids' absent father perished in one. If so, it's a nifty (though poignant) bit of screenwriting.

Of course, it could also just be a residue of the sandyfrankization process.


106 - The Crawling Hand - over 4 years ago
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I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, but I think maybe this movie is really dumb.


405 - Being from Another Planet - almost 6 years ago
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I heard "squirrel" too.

Has anyone ever compiled a list of the "twas beauty killed the beast" variations the guys made over the years? There must be 50 of them.


413 - Manhunt in Space - almost 5 years ago
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Hey, just before the second break, from "know Veena" Tom blurts out a joyful "Nuveena" who has yet to make an appearance in MST. It's both a nice bit of temporal hanky-panky, and a reminder that the Brains lived with most of these movies and shorts banging around their sundry subconscious minds for years before they gave them the "treatment." Kind of like Coily and Wally the waffle.


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Man, the script for this movie must have been 5 pages long.


K15 - Superdome - about 6 years ago
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Not only do we have a football movie without a single frame of football game in it, we have to watch Donna Mills seduce David Jansen. I didn't ask to see that, didn't want to see that, and wish I hadn't seen that.

This is a good episode, but a tough one to watch.


323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - about 6 years ago
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AH, the eternal question: is this, _____, truly the worst movie ever made? There's truth to Tom Servo's famous observation, and it is true that I have not seen every movie ever made, nor have movies stopped being made.

But. I doubt I can state my feelings about this turgid, flaccid, murky, bitter, nasty little wad of ichorous phlegm better than "Slamdance Cosmopolis" lower in this discussion thread, so I refer you to that pithy gem of an assessment.

There's just nothing to grasp hold of. Hell, even Manos had Torgo and his haunting theme, and some striking photography. Well, striking to me. Even Cave Dwellers had the sheer ludicrosity of the plot shenanigans and the fabulous puppet monster. Even Red Zone Cuba had the wretched anti-aesthetic of Coleman Francis mesmerizing the audience with its aggressive stance against human decency. Even Monster-a-Go-Go had the abrupt finale to provide amusement around the water cooler the next morning.

Bad movies can be oh so good, but this movie is just--and thoroughly--bad. IN a way what makes it so bad for me is that it was made by professionals and was expected to deliver a ROI.

Worst movie ever? Difficult to determine, Captain. Least watchable movie I have ever tried to watch? You betcha!


Recent Riffs

507 - I Accuse My Parents - over 4 years ago
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Yeah, they need a laughingstock.


323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - over 4 years ago
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Auxilliary?


323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - over 4 years ago
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Uh, I didn't ask.


417 - Crash of the Moons - over 4 years ago
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You can take some out of my mouth.


821 - Time Chasers - over 4 years ago
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Argh--and it's so early too.


405 - Being from Another Planet - over 4 years ago
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phay, nnnt ooo airyy bmmmahnnntay rrppprrrr?


405 - Being from Another Planet - over 4 years ago
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I think you're just getting all wrapped up in yourself.


405 - Being from Another Planet - over 4 years ago
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Booooo!


405 - Being from Another Planet - over 4 years ago
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--'cause I was dizzy with lust.


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...because we're basically scum.


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I'm serious about mufflers.


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I hate patronizing answers,