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Favorite Episodes

1. Space Travelers
   160
2. Lassie: The Painted Hills
   175
3. Being from Another Planet
   206
4. Earth vs. the Spider
   218
5. Radar Secret Service
   236
6. Angels' Revenge
   224
7. The Girl in Lovers Lane
   241
8. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
   295
9. The Incredible Melting Man
   302
10. Teenage Strangler
    338
11. I Accuse My Parents
    439
12. Eegah
    416
13. Time Chasers
    471
14. Mitchell
    618
15. The Hellcats
    126
16. Swamp Diamonds
    166
17. Gunslinger
    173
18. Hercules and the Captive Women
    171
19. Wild Rebels
    181
20. The Deadly Mantis
    237
21. The Rebel Set
    170
22. Invasion USA
    190
23. Manhunt in Space
    176
24. Code Name Diamond Head
    203
25. King Dinosaur
    211
26. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    217
27. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    228
28. The Beatniks
    200
29. The Amazing Colossal Man
    219
30. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    233
31. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    232
32. Gamera vs. Guiron
    274
33. Operation Double 007
    256
34. The Giant Gila Monster
    276
35. Daddy-O
    264
36. The Killer Shrews
    270
37. Devil Fish
    282
38. The Day the Earth Froze
    305
39. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    343
40. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    313
41. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    268
42. San Francisco International
    287
43. Teenagers from Outer Space
    307
44. Beginning of the End
    291
45. Catalina Caper
    294
46. Zombie Nightmare
    327
47. Outlaw of Gor
    340
48. Jack Frost
    368
49. Fugitive Alien
    351
50. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    317
51. Warrior of the Lost World
    355
52. The Giant Spider Invasion
    379
53. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    358
54. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    360
55. Monster A-Go Go
    366
56. Soultaker
    407
57. Riding with Death
    426
58. Laserblast
    428
59. Prince of Space
    494
60. Danger! Death Ray
    503
61. Puma Man
    561
62. Pod People
    596
63. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    728
64. Space Mutiny
    959
65. Untamed Youth
    146
66. Gamera vs. Barugon
    186
67. Teenage Caveman
    161
68. Gamera vs. Zigra
    188
69. Master Ninja II
    170
70. The Indestructible Man
    169
71. Hercules
    165
72. Last of the Wild Horses
    173
73. Gorgo
    188
74. The Violent Years
    181
75. Moon Zero Two
    222
76. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    160
77. Bloodlust
    196
78. Hercules Unchained
    205
79. Village of the Giants
    208
80. High School Big Shot
    203
81. The Brute Man
    239
82. The Human Duplicators
    223
83. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    225
84. The Sidehackers
    224
85. The Projected Man
    216
86. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    242
87. The Deadly Bees
    238
88. The Sinister Urge
    230
89. The Wild World of Batwoman
    244
90. Gamera
    269
91. The Sword and the Dragon
    246
92. The Starfighters
    256
93. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    246
94. War of the Colossal Beast
    247
95. Escape 2000
    286
96. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    239
97. The Crawling Eye
    284
98. Squirm
    257
99. Red Zone Cuba
    248
100. Terror from the Year 5000
     266
101. Bride of the Monster
     254
102. Lost Continent
     269
103. It Conquered the World
     302
104. Agent for H.A.R.M.
     293
105. Master Ninja I
     275
106. The Creeping Terror
     271
107. Quest of the Delta Knights
     288
108. The Beast of Yucca Flats
     268
109. Girls Town
     319
110. The Skydivers
     285
111. Rocketship X-M
     304
112. The Dead Talk Back
     293
113. Night of the Blood Beast
     343
114. Santa Claus
     316
115. Horror of Party Beach
     341
116. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
     457
117. Cave Dwellers
     467
118. Phase IV
     66
119. City on Fire
     54
120. SST: Death Flight
     83
121. The Slime People
     130
122. The Black Scorpion
     134
123. Stranded in Space
     140
124. Gamera vs. Gaos
     161
125. The Corpse Vanishes
     163
126. Rocket Attack USA
     166
127. Crash of the Moons
     180
128. The She-Creature
     185
129. The Space Children
     193
130. Racket Girls
     192
131. Jungle Goddess
     201
132. City Limits
     183
133. Colossus and the Headhunters
     197
134. Mighty Jack
     182
135. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
     176
136. The Mole People
     222
137. Teenage Crime Wave
     196
138. The Magic Sword
     217
139. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
     234
140. The Thing That Couldn't Die
     223
141. The Unearthly
     213
142. 12 to the Moon
     223
143. Revenge of the Creature
     245
144. Diabolik
     225
145. Tormented
     235
146. The Leech Woman
     255
147. The Undead
     257
148. Future War
     285
149. Invasion of the Neptune Men
     259
150. The Screaming Skull
     302
151. Final Justice
     283
152. Alien from L.A.
     292
153. Girl in Gold Boots
     306
154. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
     308
155. Track of the Moon Beast
     309
156. The Touch of Satan
     369
157. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
     349
158. Hobgoblins
     423
159. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
     365
160. Werewolf
     576
161. The Final Sacrifice
     792
162. The Last Chase
     40
163. Hangar 18
     50
164. Superdome
     47
165. Project Moonbase
     125
166. The Amazing Transparent Man
     153
167. Robot Holocaust
     173
168. Kitten with a Whip
     159
169. The Crawling Hand
     172
170. First Spaceship on Venus
     169
171. Robot Monster
     161
172. It Lives by Night
     185
173. The Atomic Brain
     178
174. Hamlet
     190
175. Ring of Terror
     204
176. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
     238
177. The Phantom Planet
     238
178. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
     211
179. Horrors of Spider Island
     245
180. Devil Doll
     263
181. Time of the Apes
     297
182. The Million Eyes of Sumuru
     32
183. Legend of the Dinosaurs
     53
184. Humanoid Woman
     49
185. Cosmic Princess
     53
186. The Mad Monster
     150

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105 - The Corpse Vanishes - over 7 years ago

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Maybe it's just the mood I'm in, but Servo's line: "a little leg of the dog that bit him" strikes me as the funniest line ever.

911 - Devil Fish - almost 8 years ago

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Is Mike's opening monologue based on an old TV show opening VO? The words sound familiar, or perhaps I'm losing my grip.

This has to be the least sexy "sexy" movie ever. Possibly--possibly--my favorite MST riff ever: when the scientist removes her glasses and Tom plays the dirty trumpet.

318 - Star Force: Fugitive Alien II - over 7 years ago

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I don't want to sound like I have an ego problem, and I'd hate for anyone's nose to get bent out of joint over my comment, but the invention exchange in this ep has to be the all-time goofiest. I love it!

1012 - Squirm - about 7 years ago

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Thank goodness our main character is from Nyewah Yawk (owah wheaheveh he's from), buhcawse my eeyuhs areuh ovuhflowin' wiyith awl that Geohgiauh sap.

Gah.

319 - War of the Colossal Beast - almost 8 years ago

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Wanna see Mr. B's lost 7 minutes? Watch the super-funny Rifftrax version. It's only $1.99. http://www.rifftrax.com/shorts/mr-b-natural

So, you wanna know what a 5-lb. party is?

317 - The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent - over 7 years ago

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On another forum, I found out that Patty Marvel, a member of the Yahoo MST3K group, apparently sent a letter to Iowa State asking exactly this question...here is their response.

Dear Ms. Marvel,

Our office received your inquiry about the promotional film called "The Home Economics Story." According to sources here the reference in the film is to a "five-pound party." Apparently there was an old sorority tradition to have a party and bring a 5-lb. box of candy when you announced your engagement.

Sincerely,
Sandra Gartz
Assistant to the Director

...so, now we know...

904 - Werewolf - about 7 years ago

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Jenny Garp? No, no, no, no: Jenny Fields. That line annoys me every time.

904 - Werewolf - about 7 years ago

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If you're an MST fan, there's something for you in every episode. To wit: this bloated "Tales from the Darkside" episode bores me to tears every time and nothing the Brains say can help the pain (I have never watched it all the way through). Yet it contains one of my all-time favorite riffs: "The very model of a modern man-made werewolf."

Something for everyone.

902 - The Phantom Planet - over 8 years ago

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Well, much enthusiasm for this one in the discussion, but I have to demur. I found this stinkburger unwatchable.

820 - Space Mutiny - over 7 years ago

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I hate to admit it, but I thot Reb Brown was the woman- what is Reb short for anyway (if not Rebeccca)

210 - King Dinosaur - over 8 years ago

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How could people release hour long movies?

Host Segments: Season 02 - over 7 years ago

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So I thought I'd do a little summation of ol' Season 2.

Best song of the season, "When Chauffers Rule the World," with "Wild Rebels" a goofy second-favorite.

Best skit goes to the Charlie McCarthy hearings, but the "really bad models" bit has an effective charm.

Then there are the contested categories.

In invention exchanges, the Mads edge Joel 6-4, with 1 forfeit, 1 blatant cheat (Dr F), and 1 draw (the BGC19). Joel best invention is not an exchange, but the camera doodads, most especially the "snopes scope/inherit the windorama." The Mads' best invention is the squeeze-toy guitars, though I also love the tank tops. Although the monster-tire unicycle might have been the best had it worked out.

On attitude control, the winner is the SOL, 7-6. The middle innings were hard on the SOL, but in the end Joel and the bots kept their spirits high, defying the Mads' cinematic beatdowns.

Frank made a brave showing on the button-pushing battle of wills and looked strong to win the struggle, but after Dr F used Frank's head as a button-pushing proxy, it was no contest, and Forrester won 6-5, with 1 draw and 1 sedation of Frank and including a pyrrhic victory for Dr F in the face of withering Frankish sarcasm.

My favorite line from the season is Crow's reaction to 3D glasses: "I feel like I'm really here."

Recent Riffs

507 - I Accuse My Parents - over 6 years ago

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Yeah, they need a laughingstock.

323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - over 6 years ago

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Auxilliary?

323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - over 6 years ago

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Uh, I didn't ask.

417 - Crash of the Moons - almost 7 years ago

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You can take some out of my mouth.

821 - Time Chasers - almost 7 years ago

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Argh--and it's so early too.

405 - Being from Another Planet - almost 7 years ago

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phay, nnnt ooo airyy bmmmahnnntay rrppprrrr?

405 - Being from Another Planet - almost 7 years ago

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I think you're just getting all wrapped up in yourself.

405 - Being from Another Planet - almost 7 years ago

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Booooo!

405 - Being from Another Planet - almost 7 years ago

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--'cause I was dizzy with lust.

318 - Star Force: Fugitive Alien II - almost 7 years ago

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...because we're basically scum.

318 - Star Force: Fugitive Alien II - almost 7 years ago

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I'm serious about mufflers.

318 - Star Force: Fugitive Alien II - almost 7 years ago

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I hate patronizing answers,