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Favorite Episodes

1. Space Travelers
   147
2. Lassie: The Painted Hills
   149
3. Being from Another Planet
   188
4. Earth vs. the Spider
   189
5. Radar Secret Service
   214
6. Angels' Revenge
   202
7. The Girl in Lovers Lane
   215
8. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
   269
9. The Incredible Melting Man
   267
10. Teenage Strangler
    303
11. I Accuse My Parents
    392
12. Eegah
    375
13. Time Chasers
    420
14. Mitchell
    560
15. The Hellcats
    110
16. Swamp Diamonds
    147
17. Gunslinger
    158
18. Hercules and the Captive Women
    150
19. Wild Rebels
    158
20. The Deadly Mantis
    207
21. The Rebel Set
    155
22. Invasion USA
    170
23. Manhunt in Space
    160
24. Code Name Diamond Head
    178
25. King Dinosaur
    193
26. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    187
27. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    207
28. The Beatniks
    179
29. The Amazing Colossal Man
    201
30. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    211
31. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    207
32. Gamera vs. Guiron
    238
33. Operation Double 007
    226
34. The Giant Gila Monster
    243
35. Daddy-O
    240
36. The Killer Shrews
    244
37. Devil Fish
    245
38. The Day the Earth Froze
    261
39. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    295
40. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    266
41. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    247
42. San Francisco International
    251
43. Teenagers from Outer Space
    274
44. Beginning of the End
    252
45. Catalina Caper
    254
46. Zombie Nightmare
    291
47. Outlaw of Gor
    301
48. Jack Frost
    317
49. Fugitive Alien
    318
50. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    286
51. Warrior of the Lost World
    315
52. The Giant Spider Invasion
    332
53. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    323
54. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    331
55. Monster A-Go Go
    327
56. Soultaker
    357
57. Riding with Death
    380
58. Laserblast
    379
59. Prince of Space
    447
60. Danger! Death Ray
    448
61. Puma Man
    499
62. Pod People
    541
63. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    659
64. Space Mutiny
    867
65. Untamed Youth
    131
66. Gamera vs. Barugon
    167
67. Teenage Caveman
    148
68. Gamera vs. Zigra
    165
69. Master Ninja II
    153
70. The Indestructible Man
    151
71. Hercules
    150
72. Last of the Wild Horses
    157
73. Gorgo
    164
74. The Violent Years
    163
75. Moon Zero Two
    187
76. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    145
77. Bloodlust
    180
78. Hercules Unchained
    175
79. Village of the Giants
    190
80. High School Big Shot
    181
81. The Brute Man
    208
82. The Human Duplicators
    200
83. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    203
84. The Sidehackers
    197
85. The Projected Man
    194
86. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    204
87. The Deadly Bees
    209
88. The Sinister Urge
    209
89. The Wild World of Batwoman
    225
90. Gamera
    232
91. The Sword and the Dragon
    214
92. The Starfighters
    227
93. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    220
94. War of the Colossal Beast
    214
95. Escape 2000
    245
96. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    217
97. The Crawling Eye
    251
98. Squirm
    227
99. Red Zone Cuba
    221
100. Terror from the Year 5000
     233
101. Bride of the Monster
     226
102. Lost Continent
     235
103. It Conquered the World
     273
104. Agent for H.A.R.M.
     247
105. Master Ninja I
     247
106. The Creeping Terror
     240
107. Quest of the Delta Knights
     251
108. The Beast of Yucca Flats
     246
109. Girls Town
     280
110. The Skydivers
     264
111. Rocketship X-M
     273
112. The Dead Talk Back
     274
113. Night of the Blood Beast
     304
114. Santa Claus
     284
115. Horror of Party Beach
     304
116. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
     407
117. Cave Dwellers
     415
118. Phase IV
     55
119. City on Fire
     48
120. SST: Death Flight
     75
121. The Slime People
     121
122. The Black Scorpion
     116
123. Stranded in Space
     124
124. Gamera vs. Gaos
     143
125. The Corpse Vanishes
     146
126. Rocket Attack USA
     145
127. Crash of the Moons
     164
128. The She-Creature
     167
129. The Space Children
     171
130. Racket Girls
     165
131. Jungle Goddess
     179
132. City Limits
     166
133. Colossus and the Headhunters
     173
134. Mighty Jack
     163
135. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
     162
136. The Mole People
     193
137. Teenage Crime Wave
     175
138. The Magic Sword
     198
139. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
     188
140. The Thing That Couldn't Die
     192
141. The Unearthly
     190
142. 12 to the Moon
     197
143. Revenge of the Creature
     212
144. Diabolik
     203
145. Tormented
     215
146. The Leech Woman
     227
147. The Undead
     234
148. Future War
     251
149. Invasion of the Neptune Men
     234
150. The Screaming Skull
     258
151. Final Justice
     256
152. Alien from L.A.
     265
153. Girl in Gold Boots
     267
154. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
     266
155. Track of the Moon Beast
     267
156. The Touch of Satan
     329
157. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
     313
158. Hobgoblins
     375
159. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
     324
160. Werewolf
     515
161. The Final Sacrifice
     731
162. The Last Chase
     34
163. Hangar 18
     45
164. Superdome
     42
165. Project Moonbase
     110
166. The Amazing Transparent Man
     136
167. Robot Holocaust
     146
168. Kitten with a Whip
     147
169. The Crawling Hand
     152
170. First Spaceship on Venus
     150
171. Robot Monster
     147
172. It Lives by Night
     167
173. The Atomic Brain
     163
174. Hamlet
     174
175. Ring of Terror
     185
176. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
     215
177. The Phantom Planet
     211
178. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
     196
179. Horrors of Spider Island
     217
180. Devil Doll
     239
181. Time of the Apes
     262
182. The Million Eyes of Sumuru
     28
183. Legend of the Dinosaurs
     44
184. Humanoid Woman
     40
185. Cosmic Princess
     45
186. The Mad Monster
     134

Recent Comments with recent replies

820 - Space Mutiny - over 4 years ago

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I hate to admit it, but I thot Reb Brown was the woman- what is Reb short for anyway (if not Rebeccca)

608 - Code Name Diamond Head - over 5 years ago

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I guess I am odd man out, I actually liked the movie> MST was the icing in the cake! When else do you see David Vincent fight Lovejoy?

902 - The Phantom Planet - over 5 years ago

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Well, much enthusiasm for this one in the discussion, but I have to demur. I found this stinkburger unwatchable.

So, you wanna know what a 5-lb. party is?

317 - The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent - almost 5 years ago

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On another forum, I found out that Patty Marvel, a member of the Yahoo MST3K group, apparently sent a letter to Iowa State asking exactly this question...here is their response.

Dear Ms. Marvel,

Our office received your inquiry about the promotional film called "The Home Economics Story." According to sources here the reference in the film is to a "five-pound party." Apparently there was an old sorority tradition to have a party and bring a 5-lb. box of candy when you announced your engagement.

Sincerely,
Sandra Gartz
Assistant to the Director

...so, now we know...

407 - The Killer Shrews - almost 5 years ago

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Aw, Crow's reaction to his present breaks my heart a little bit. He's trying so hard to be mature, for once. Also, Joel says that Crow's birthday is coming up. When is his birthday? How did Joel decide when the 'bots' birthdays are? Is it the day he made them? Did he just arbitrarily assign dates? I need to know these things! Aaaa! *deep breath* Just a show... *deep breath* Just relax... *deep breath*

312 - Gamera vs. Guiron - about 4 years ago

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On my recent viewing, it occurred to me that the reason "Brother" is so concerned with traffic accidents is that the kids' absent father perished in one. If so, it's a nifty (though poignant) bit of screenwriting.

Of course, it could also just be a residue of the sandyfrankization process.

106 - The Crawling Hand - over 4 years ago

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I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, but I think maybe this movie is really dumb.

405 - Being from Another Planet - over 5 years ago

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I heard "squirrel" too.

Has anyone ever compiled a list of the "twas beauty killed the beast" variations the guys made over the years? There must be 50 of them.

413 - Manhunt in Space - over 4 years ago

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Hey, just before the second break, from "know Veena" Tom blurts out a joyful "Nuveena" who has yet to make an appearance in MST. It's both a nice bit of temporal hanky-panky, and a reminder that the Brains lived with most of these movies and shorts banging around their sundry subconscious minds for years before they gave them the "treatment." Kind of like Coily and Wally the waffle.

416 - Fire Maidens of Outer Space - about 6 years ago

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Man, the script for this movie must have been 5 pages long.

K15 - Superdome - over 5 years ago

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Not only do we have a football movie without a single frame of football game in it, we have to watch Donna Mills seduce David Jansen. I didn't ask to see that, didn't want to see that, and wish I hadn't seen that.

This is a good episode, but a tough one to watch.

323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - over 5 years ago

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AH, the eternal question: is this, _____, truly the worst movie ever made? There's truth to Tom Servo's famous observation, and it is true that I have not seen every movie ever made, nor have movies stopped being made.

But. I doubt I can state my feelings about this turgid, flaccid, murky, bitter, nasty little wad of ichorous phlegm better than "Slamdance Cosmopolis" lower in this discussion thread, so I refer you to that pithy gem of an assessment.

There's just nothing to grasp hold of. Hell, even Manos had Torgo and his haunting theme, and some striking photography. Well, striking to me. Even Cave Dwellers had the sheer ludicrosity of the plot shenanigans and the fabulous puppet monster. Even Red Zone Cuba had the wretched anti-aesthetic of Coleman Francis mesmerizing the audience with its aggressive stance against human decency. Even Monster-a-Go-Go had the abrupt finale to provide amusement around the water cooler the next morning.

Bad movies can be oh so good, but this movie is just--and thoroughly--bad. IN a way what makes it so bad for me is that it was made by professionals and was expected to deliver a ROI.

Worst movie ever? Difficult to determine, Captain. Least watchable movie I have ever tried to watch? You betcha!

Recent Riffs

507 - I Accuse My Parents - about 4 years ago

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Yeah, they need a laughingstock.

323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - about 4 years ago

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Auxilliary?

323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - about 4 years ago

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Uh, I didn't ask.

417 - Crash of the Moons - about 4 years ago

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You can take some out of my mouth.

821 - Time Chasers - about 4 years ago

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Argh--and it's so early too.

405 - Being from Another Planet - about 4 years ago

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phay, nnnt ooo airyy bmmmahnnntay rrppprrrr?

405 - Being from Another Planet - about 4 years ago

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I think you're just getting all wrapped up in yourself.

405 - Being from Another Planet - about 4 years ago

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Booooo!

405 - Being from Another Planet - about 4 years ago

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--'cause I was dizzy with lust.

318 - Star Force: Fugitive Alien II - about 4 years ago

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...because we're basically scum.

318 - Star Force: Fugitive Alien II - about 4 years ago

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I'm serious about mufflers.

318 - Star Force: Fugitive Alien II - about 4 years ago

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I hate patronizing answers,