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520 - Radar Secret Service - about 6 years ago
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29 comments, and not ONE MSTie mentioned the ABSOLUTE gayness of the pink farmer's truck! SHAME! I'll see you all in MSTie HELL!


607 - Bloodlust - about 6 years ago
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At 42:40, after Tom's toe jam joke, you can hear a woman laughing. Did someone in the studio laugh and their mics picked it up?


406 - Attack of the Giant Leeches - about 6 years ago
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damn this show is old, an oj commercial before he became a convict...


205 - Rocket Attack USA - about 6 years ago
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I think this might be it: the worst movie they ever did. Holy cow. Completely incomprehensible and incompetent movie making.


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Proper pronunciations; [zar-uh-thoo-struh] and [you-rey-nus]! Not [urine-us], I so hate PC!


512 - Mitchell - about 6 years ago
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At the risk of sounding like an a$$: as much as I respect Joel for his hard work on MST, I felt a greater loss when Frank left... Seriously, he was always my favorite character.


311 - It Conquered the World - almost 7 years ago
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The end segment was so cute, when Joel was feeding the bots and watching without comment. Then I cracked up when the Mads were watching it as well. And I continued cracking up when they played it instead of the end theme. AND the stinger.


323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - over 6 years ago
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At 10:45 Servo applauds and cheers as the ship sinks. He APPLAUDS... But his arms don't work. (And no, it wasn't Joel) Perhaps Fu Manchu knows the answer to: What is the sound of NO hands clapping?


601 - Girls Town - about 6 years ago
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By far the most offensive movie they riffed. The movie opens with a graphic attempted rape of a 15-year-old. Two other characters witness it, giving the audience an indication of what we're supposed to be feeling: total indifference.

Then the next 10 minutes contains about as much violence (including sexual violence) towards women as the rest of MST3K combined.

I mean the 15-year-old is kidnapped to be trafficked to Tijuana, obviously to be a forced prostitute. That is DARK.

Joel wouldn't have touched this movie with a 10-foot poll.


616 - Racket Girls - about 6 years ago
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The marriage short actually pisses me off. We're going to use the money her parents are lovingly using to put her through school, but use it instead to get married at eighteen and play house for a few months until we break up. Grrrr.


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I wonder if Frank still has Nummy Muffin Cocoa Butter as a pet lol. His head is probably hung over his mantle lol. How apropriate that would be seeing that the movie was Colossus and the "HEAD"hunters lol. Trivia time: ever wonder why the film's called Colossus and the Headhunters and the dude's kept being called mycheesesteak? Simple, it's a case of the left hand not knowing what the right hand was doing. It's an Italian movie originally called macheesteak and the headhunters(named after an italian mythological figure) and when it was put into english for the American viewing public they never changed his name on the script to Colossus(for the American viewer) and the voice-over people never caught it and kept saying mycheesesteak! Sux since they spent alotta money on the main title huh :-)


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09:10 Joel looks over at Gypsy before she delivers her one good joke. I guess he was signalling Jim, but I wish he'd done it in some other way that we couldn't see.


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