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Crypto Dentist - almost 5 years ago
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Every episode of MST3K is a favorite; I've just picked some extra bad (good) episodes.


Favorite Episodes

  1. The Touch of Satan
    319
  2. Mitchell
    536
  3. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    235
  4. Master Ninja I
    236
  5. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    160
  6. Riding with Death
    359
  7. Fugitive Alien
    305
  8. Time of the Apes
    250
  9. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    634
  10. Master Ninja II
    149
  11. The Deadly Bees
    201
  12. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    227
  13. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    278
  14. Hercules Unchained
    168
  15. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    199
  16. The Dead Talk Back
    262
  17. Mighty Jack
    160
  18. Girls Town
    269
  19. I Accuse My Parents
    375
  20. Space Mutiny
    842
  21. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    209
  22. Danger! Death Ray
    434
  23. Gamera vs. Guiron
    231
  24. Wild Rebels
    151
  25. Radar Secret Service
    205
  26. Gamera vs. Zigra
    159
  27. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    207

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620 - Danger! Death Ray - almost 5 years ago
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Man, these poor bad guys. You send a lackey to kill the good guy and he fails, you send another lackey to kill that lackey and HE fails. And all these bedroom and cigarette scenes, and the soundtrack... it's like a shlocky porno but instead of sex there's incredibly dull chase scenes and toy boats.


1009 - Hamlet - about 3 years ago
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It's easy to see why everyone wants to die in this version. There arent even walls, just blackness!


1005 - Blood Waters of Dr. Z - over 3 years ago
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"...like a cat, or an ape." *giggles*


312 - Gamera vs. Guiron - over 4 years ago
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I love how almost every sci-fi movie lets you hear things in space, with a few notable exception; 2001, Silent Running, the better TOS Star Trek episodes, Alien, 2010...ummm, others, maybe *g*


808 - The She-Creature - over 3 years ago
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You know, I think the middle host segment sums up what the Brains thought of Sci-Fi's demands for a "story." And my feelings, too, and probably lots of others :)


905 - The Deadly Bees - over 4 years ago
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The ONE TIME the wife's not smoking, and the bees get her. Figures.


Puerto Rico!
Forum - almost 2 years ago
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With Puerto Rico getting a push back to being Progress Island, why don't we partake in a wonderful short?

Gambling!


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Good heavens what the hell is going on in this movie. Is it just me? Does it make sense to other people?


New and improved: now with more peace and less bile
Forum - about 2 years ago
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Howdy, MSTies! Thailand is still treating me well. Hope life is treating you well.

As you know, I'm the owner of this whole site, including the forum. I'm glad that I've got you guys to help me find the few cases of abuse so I can weed them out. Starting now, I'm going to be pretty dang heavy-handed in my banning of accounts that post things that are:
(1) hostile to fellow MSTies, since I like peace
(2) bile polluted with f-words, c-words, s-words, mother-this, porno-that, sexual exploits that should remain private or at least far away from this forum dedicated to a basically kid-friendly TV show,... you get the idea. It's really inconsiderate, or to use this decade's phrase of choice: it is NOT OK. hehe

This isn't a new policy, just a more rigorous enforcement.

Consider this: Is what you post going to make me regret recommending this site to my friend's young daughter? Then you're going to get a ban. There's a younger generation that we can introduce to MST3k, and if this site can't be the vehicle for that, it'd be a shame.

To summarize: (1) peaceful and (2) appropriate


Forum - about 2 years ago
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I wonder how many of you guys watch MST3k on your phone.
... ?


612 - The Starfighters - over 4 years ago
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Wait, okay, I got it: the conflict, the climax of the film, was that there was almost a conflict and plot, but then nothing happened, so the conflict was resolved. That may be a paradox.


516 - Alien from L.A. - over 3 years ago
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What's ironic is, Kathy's glasses are in again now! Er, as of this writing.


Recent Riffs

K11 - Humanoid Woman - almost 3 years ago
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Rabbit pellets nourish the globe.


302 - Gamera - almost 4 years ago
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"It must be coated with, anti, electric wave paint, sir." CUT cut, let's do that again.


1001 - Soultaker - about 3 years ago
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"I'm Ed Bradley –" "Now you shut up!"


601 - Girls Town - about 3 years ago
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Follow the trail of scat!


K09 - Phase IV - about 3 years ago
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– It's Uncle Fester! – Uncle Festered.


K09 - Phase IV - about 3 years ago
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Well, that's not a whale, that's obvious.


K09 - Phase IV - about 3 years ago
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Oh, it's a truck... *IT'S A TRUCK!*


K09 - Phase IV - about 3 years ago
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Ant-stock. They tried to have Woodstock but the termites came.


306 - Time of the Apes - about 3 years ago
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She passed out from the sheer length of the film!


424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - over 3 years ago
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Maybe we didn't hear it! Ever think of that?


K08 - Gamera vs. Guiron - over 3 years ago
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"What is it?!" It's a telescope.


K07 - Gamera vs. Zigra - over 3 years ago
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Hey Joel, there's a thing on your head.