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Crypto Dentist - over 4 years ago
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Every episode of MST3K is a favorite; I've just picked some extra bad (good) episodes.


Favorite Episodes

  1. The Touch of Satan
    304
  2. Mitchell
    522
  3. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    227
  4. Master Ninja I
    227
  5. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    152
  6. Riding with Death
    349
  7. Fugitive Alien
    294
  8. Time of the Apes
    245
  9. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    618
  10. Master Ninja II
    144
  11. The Deadly Bees
    189
  12. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    221
  13. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    264
  14. Hercules Unchained
    160
  15. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    189
  16. The Dead Talk Back
    251
  17. Mighty Jack
    152
  18. Girls Town
    259
  19. I Accuse My Parents
    364
  20. Space Mutiny
    818
  21. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    204
  22. Danger! Death Ray
    417
  23. Gamera vs. Guiron
    221
  24. Wild Rebels
    144
  25. Radar Secret Service
    193
  26. Gamera vs. Zigra
    150
  27. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    202

Recent Comments with recent replies

1009 - Hamlet - over 2 years ago
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It's easy to see why everyone wants to die in this version. There arent even walls, just blackness!


1005 - Blood Waters of Dr. Z - over 2 years ago
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"...like a cat, or an ape." *giggles*


312 - Gamera vs. Guiron - about 4 years ago
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I love how almost every sci-fi movie lets you hear things in space, with a few notable exception; 2001, Silent Running, the better TOS Star Trek episodes, Alien, 2010...ummm, others, maybe *g*


808 - The She-Creature - almost 3 years ago
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You know, I think the middle host segment sums up what the Brains thought of Sci-Fi's demands for a "story." And my feelings, too, and probably lots of others :)


905 - The Deadly Bees - about 4 years ago
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The ONE TIME the wife's not smoking, and the bees get her. Figures.


Puerto Rico!
Forum - over 1 year ago
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With Puerto Rico getting a push back to being Progress Island, why don't we partake in a wonderful short?

Gambling!


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Good heavens what the hell is going on in this movie. Is it just me? Does it make sense to other people?


New and improved: now with more peace and less bile
Forum - over 1 year ago
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Howdy, MSTies! Thailand is still treating me well. Hope life is treating you well.

As you know, I'm the owner of this whole site, including the forum. I'm glad that I've got you guys to help me find the few cases of abuse so I can weed them out. Starting now, I'm going to be pretty dang heavy-handed in my banning of accounts that post things that are:
(1) hostile to fellow MSTies, since I like peace
(2) bile polluted with f-words, c-words, s-words, mother-this, porno-that, sexual exploits that should remain private or at least far away from this forum dedicated to a basically kid-friendly TV show,... you get the idea. It's really inconsiderate, or to use this decade's phrase of choice: it is NOT OK. hehe

This isn't a new policy, just a more rigorous enforcement.

Consider this: Is what you post going to make me regret recommending this site to my friend's young daughter? Then you're going to get a ban. There's a younger generation that we can introduce to MST3k, and if this site can't be the vehicle for that, it'd be a shame.

To summarize: (1) peaceful and (2) appropriate


Forum - over 1 year ago
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I wonder how many of you guys watch MST3k on your phone.
... ?


612 - The Starfighters - over 3 years ago
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Wait, okay, I got it: the conflict, the climax of the film, was that there was almost a conflict and plot, but then nothing happened, so the conflict was resolved. That may be a paradox.


516 - Alien from L.A. - over 2 years ago
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What's ironic is, Kathy's glasses are in again now! Er, as of this writing.


Cinematic Titanic
Forum - over 1 year ago
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I'm really missing Cinematic Titanic. Not only did they take them off Amazon Prime just before Joel's announcement, their site seems to be gone, and as far as I can tell, the videos are not available anywhere. Does anyone have, like, any uh... you know.... promising leads, or anything, man?


Recent Riffs

K11 - Humanoid Woman - about 2 years ago
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Rabbit pellets nourish the globe.


302 - Gamera - over 3 years ago
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"It must be coated with, anti, electric wave paint, sir." CUT cut, let's do that again.


1001 - Soultaker - over 2 years ago
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"I'm Ed Bradley –" "Now you shut up!"


601 - Girls Town - over 2 years ago
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Follow the trail of scat!


K09 - Phase IV - over 2 years ago
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– It's Uncle Fester! – Uncle Festered.


K09 - Phase IV - over 2 years ago
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Well, that's not a whale, that's obvious.


K09 - Phase IV - over 2 years ago
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Oh, it's a truck... *IT'S A TRUCK!*


K09 - Phase IV - over 2 years ago
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Ant-stock. They tried to have Woodstock but the termites came.


306 - Time of the Apes - over 2 years ago
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She passed out from the sheer length of the film!


424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - over 2 years ago
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Maybe we didn't hear it! Ever think of that?


K08 - Gamera vs. Guiron - over 2 years ago
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"What is it?!" It's a telescope.


K07 - Gamera vs. Zigra - over 2 years ago
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Hey Joel, there's a thing on your head.