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Crypto Dentist - over 8 years ago
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Every episode of MST3K is a favorite; I've just picked some extra bad (good) episodes.


Favorite Episodes

  1. The Touch of Satan
    369
  2. Mitchell
    618
  3. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    268
  4. Master Ninja I
    275
  5. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    182
  6. Riding with Death
    426
  7. Fugitive Alien
    351
  8. Time of the Apes
    297
  9. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    728
  10. Master Ninja II
    170
  11. The Deadly Bees
    238
  12. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    259
  13. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    317
  14. Hercules Unchained
    205
  15. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    233
  16. The Dead Talk Back
    293
  17. Mighty Jack
    182
  18. Girls Town
    319
  19. I Accuse My Parents
    439
  20. Space Mutiny
    959
  21. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    246
  22. Danger! Death Ray
    503
  23. Gamera vs. Guiron
    274
  24. Wild Rebels
    181
  25. Radar Secret Service
    236
  26. Gamera vs. Zigra
    188
  27. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    241

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504 - Secret Agent Super Dragon - over 7 years ago
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Secret Agent! Ba-BAH! Super Dragon! Ba-BAH!


1005 - Blood Waters of Dr. Z - almost 7 years ago
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"...like a cat, or an ape." *giggles*


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Good heavens what the hell is going on in this movie. Is it just me? Does it make sense to other people?


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Fun connection: Rimsky-Korsekov, whose music they use in this film, wrote the suite "Scheherazade," who was the narrator of Arabian Nights, featuring Sinbad.

You know, this might have actually been a good film in its native Russian, who knows.


819 - Invasion of the Neptune Men - almost 7 years ago
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Hey, in defense of this film, I bet if I were 5 years old (and maybe back in the 60s), this would rock. Or uh, be somewhat entertaining. Anyone with 5 year-olds care to chime in?

... Sonny Chiba, Iron Sharp 5evr


1004 - Future War - about 8 years ago
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I know I'm going to get a lot of flack for this, but personally this movie was harder to get through than Castle of Fu Manchu. It's just... awful.


Forum - about 8 years ago
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Big Lipped Aligator Moments In MST-3000!
For those who don't know, A Big Lipped Moment is a scene in a movie that:
-Comes out of nowhere
-Has little to no bearing on the plot
-Doesn't match the tone of the film
-And once it's over, no one talks about it again

I'll start:
-Fish Argument Theater from Gamera Vs. Zigra
-The Dance Scene from Gamera


509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane - over 7 years ago
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As for the thugs in the pool hall Big Stupid and Danny run into; that was the least impressive gang ever. Taken down by a skinny under nourished drifter and his wimpy cohort who they outnumbered. And they had weapons.


620 - Danger! Death Ray - over 8 years ago
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Man, these poor bad guys. You send a lackey to kill the good guy and he fails, you send another lackey to kill that lackey and HE fails. And all these bedroom and cigarette scenes, and the soundtrack... it's like a shlocky porno but instead of sex there's incredibly dull chase scenes and toy boats.


1009 - Hamlet - over 6 years ago
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It's easy to see why everyone wants to die in this version. There arent even walls, just blackness!


312 - Gamera vs. Guiron - about 8 years ago
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I love how almost every sci-fi movie lets you hear things in space, with a few notable exception; 2001, Silent Running, the better TOS Star Trek episodes, Alien, 2010...ummm, others, maybe *g*


808 - The She-Creature - about 7 years ago
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You know, I think the middle host segment sums up what the Brains thought of Sci-Fi's demands for a "story." And my feelings, too, and probably lots of others :)


Recent Riffs

302 - Gamera - over 7 years ago
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"It must be coated with, anti, electric wave paint, sir." CUT cut, let's do that again.


K11 - Humanoid Woman - over 6 years ago
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Rabbit pellets nourish the globe.


1001 - Soultaker - over 6 years ago
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"I'm Ed Bradley –" "Now you shut up!"


601 - Girls Town - almost 7 years ago
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Follow the trail of scat!


K09 - Phase IV - almost 7 years ago
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– It's Uncle Fester! – Uncle Festered.


K09 - Phase IV - almost 7 years ago
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Well, that's not a whale, that's obvious.


K09 - Phase IV - almost 7 years ago
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Oh, it's a truck... *IT'S A TRUCK!*


K09 - Phase IV - almost 7 years ago
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Ant-stock. They tried to have Woodstock but the termites came.


306 - Time of the Apes - almost 7 years ago
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She passed out from the sheer length of the film!


424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - almost 7 years ago
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Maybe we didn't hear it! Ever think of that?


K08 - Gamera vs. Guiron - almost 7 years ago
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"What is it?!" It's a telescope.


K07 - Gamera vs. Zigra - almost 7 years ago
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Hey Joel, there's a thing on your head.