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Crypto Dentist - over 3 years ago

Every episode of MST3K is a favorite; I've just picked some extra bad (good) episodes.


Favorite Episodes

  1. The Touch of Satan
    280
  2. Mitchell
    489
  3. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    208
  4. Master Ninja I
    213
  5. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    146
  6. Riding with Death
    330
  7. Fugitive Alien
    263
  8. Time of the Apes
    216
  9. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    582
  10. Master Ninja II
    134
  11. The Deadly Bees
    171
  12. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    202
  13. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    252
  14. Hercules Unchained
    150
  15. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    172
  16. The Dead Talk Back
    236
  17. Mighty Jack
    142
  18. Girls Town
    242
  19. I Accuse My Parents
    342
  20. Space Mutiny
    776
  21. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    187
  22. Danger! Death Ray
    391
  23. Gamera vs. Guiron
    193
  24. Wild Rebels
    135
  25. Radar Secret Service
    171
  26. Gamera vs. Zigra
    130
  27. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    192

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808 - The She-Creature - about 2 years ago

You know, I think the middle host segment sums up what the Brains thought of Sci-Fi's demands for a "story." And my feelings, too, and probably lots of others :)


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905 - The Deadly Bees - over 3 years ago

The ONE TIME the wife's not smoking, and the bees get her. Figures.


Puerto Rico!
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Forum - 7 months ago

With Puerto Rico getting a push back to being Progress Island, why don't we partake in a wonderful short?

Gambling!


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Good heavens what the hell is going on in this movie. Is it just me? Does it make sense to other people?


New and improved: now with more peace and less bile
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Forum - 9 months ago

Howdy, MSTies! Thailand is still treating me well. Hope life is treating you well.

As you know, I'm the owner of this whole site, including the forum. I'm glad that I've got you guys to help me find the few cases of abuse so I can weed them out. Starting now, I'm going to be pretty dang heavy-handed in my banning of accounts that post things that are:
(1) hostile to fellow MSTies, since I like peace
(2) bile polluted with f-words, c-words, s-words, mother-this, porno-that, sexual exploits that should remain private or at least far away from this forum dedicated to a basically kid-friendly TV show,... you get the idea. It's really inconsiderate, or to use this decade's phrase of choice: it is NOT OK. hehe

This isn't a new policy, just a more rigorous enforcement.

Consider this: Is what you post going to make me regret recommending this site to my friend's young daughter? Then you're going to get a ban. There's a younger generation that we can introduce to MST3k, and if this site can't be the vehicle for that, it'd be a shame.

To summarize: (1) peaceful and (2) appropriate


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Forum - 10 months ago

I wonder how many of you guys watch MST3k on your phone.
... ?


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612 - The Starfighters - almost 3 years ago

Wait, okay, I got it: the conflict, the climax of the film, was that there was almost a conflict and plot, but then nothing happened, so the conflict was resolved. That may be a paradox.


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516 - Alien from L.A. - almost 2 years ago

What's ironic is, Kathy's glasses are in again now! Er, as of this writing.


Cinematic Titanic
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Forum - 11 months ago

I'm really missing Cinematic Titanic. Not only did they take them off Amazon Prime just before Joel's announcement, their site seems to be gone, and as far as I can tell, the videos are not available anywhere. Does anyone have, like, any uh... you know.... promising leads, or anything, man?


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109 - Project Moonbase - about 2 years ago

You know, this ep has some of the best host segments! (Particularly for season 1)


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504 - Secret Agent Super Dragon - almost 3 years ago

Why do all these older movies, even the ones in English, seem dubbed? I've always wondered that...


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504 - Secret Agent Super Dragon - over 2 years ago

While it's maybe not my all-favorite, this musty be, at the time of this writing, my most-watched episode. And the plot STILL makes no sense to me, and I pride myself in understanding bad plots. Gum? Amsterdam? Victory over what?


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K11 - Humanoid Woman - over 1 year ago

Rabbit pellets nourish the globe.


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302 - Gamera - over 2 years ago

"It must be coated with, anti, electric wave paint, sir." CUT cut, let's do that again.


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1001 - Soultaker - almost 2 years ago

"I'm Ed Bradley –" "Now you shut up!"


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601 - Girls Town - almost 2 years ago

Follow the trail of scat!


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K09 - Phase IV - almost 2 years ago

– It's Uncle Fester! – Uncle Festered.


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K09 - Phase IV - almost 2 years ago

Well, that's not a whale, that's obvious.


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K09 - Phase IV - almost 2 years ago

Oh, it's a truck... *IT'S A TRUCK!*


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K09 - Phase IV - almost 2 years ago

Ant-stock. They tried to have Woodstock but the termites came.


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306 - Time of the Apes - almost 2 years ago

She passed out from the sheer length of the film!


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424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - almost 2 years ago

Maybe we didn't hear it! Ever think of that?


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K08 - Gamera vs. Guiron - almost 2 years ago

"What is it?!" It's a telescope.


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K07 - Gamera vs. Zigra - almost 2 years ago

Hey Joel, there's a thing on your head.