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Mal'te'akh Malithion

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Rocket Attack USA
    120
  2. The Sinister Urge
    181
  3. The Unearthly
    164
  4. Daddy-O
    203
  5. Pod People
    471
  6. The Dead Talk Back
    237
  7. The Killer Shrews
    210
  8. War of the Colossal Beast
    187
  9. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    148
  10. Hercules
    125
  11. The Skydivers
    221
  12. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    144
  13. Terror from the Year 5000
    203
  14. The She-Creature
    140

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307 - Daddy-O - over 3 years ago

The Alien Teething Nook: I could see some parents actually buying that. "I like it!"


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307 - Daddy-O - over 3 years ago

In all the MST3K episodes I've seen, which is nigh-all of them, there is no character I can think of more consistently annoying than the female lead in this film. But maybe I'm just prejudiced against people who act like arrogant jerks and drive like psychopaths. :P


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603 - The Dead Talk Back - over 3 years ago

"Why am I always subjected to the works of the devil?!" Because nobody LIKES you.


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307 - Daddy-O - about 4 years ago

Nice Blonde in this movie, almost Marilyn Monroe like or what I think they were hoping for there....What'll I Get You Home Baby, Wooow!!!


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502 - Hercules - over 3 years ago

Hercules, reservation for 2. It might be under Heracles (see, hercules is actually a western machination... His real name is actually Heracles)


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206 - Ring of Terror - about 4 years ago

Why didn't they explain why the guy die wearing nothing but a gold ring? WHY?!


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807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - almost 5 years ago

At least The Creeping Terror got its title half right. The Terror From the Year 5000 doesn't just fail to terrify, but it actually comes from the year 5200. Tisk tisk. Observer musical number in the middle makes it worthwhile.


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807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - over 4 years ago

I said it before and I'll say it again:
Kevin Murphy is beautiful tenor


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Dean will get Liddy and the plumbers too do all the dirty-work.


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609 - The Skydivers - over 4 years ago

Planning trip to our nation's solar system.


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603 - The Dead Talk Back - over 4 years ago

Call me weird, but I think the Selling Wizard girl is hot :)

But then, I thought the same about Judy--the "squishy" girl from Young Man's Fancy :D


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609 - The Skydivers - almost 5 years ago

Extruded plastic dingus.


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319 - War of the Colossal Beast - over 3 years ago

KTLA IS THERE!


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609 - The Skydivers - over 3 years ago

"The sharp whine of a power tool." The piercing scream of a freshman.


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613 - The Sinister Urge - over 3 years ago

Why couldn't they have Mamie van Doren star in this thing?!


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613 - The Sinister Urge - over 3 years ago

It's the Big Smiling Car! 83


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That's no piece of alternative reality! That's a battle station!


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609 - The Skydivers - over 3 years ago

Hold on, is today the day they're testing that bomb..?


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609 - The Skydivers - over 3 years ago

This place is just crawlin' with missile silos...


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609 - The Skydivers - over 3 years ago

I'm going to fly down to the Winn-Dixie.


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609 - The Skydivers - over 3 years ago

Bravo respects the rights of the artists, but we cut their films anyway.


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609 - The Skydivers - over 3 years ago

There is no landscape bleaker than that of the rural airport.
I just like to go and watch the plane land!


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609 - The Skydivers - over 3 years ago

They're doing this to get an aerial shot of that lady's cleavage. Heheheheee! Dirty!


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609 - The Skydivers - over 3 years ago

"And, since then, I've done a lot of work on the house myself." I put a patio in the living room.