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Mal'te'akh Malithion

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Rocket Attack USA
    136
  2. The Sinister Urge
    194
  3. The Unearthly
    178
  4. Daddy-O
    223
  5. Pod People
    505
  6. The Dead Talk Back
    251
  7. The Killer Shrews
    220
  8. War of the Colossal Beast
    202
  9. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    152
  10. Hercules
    136
  11. The Skydivers
    237
  12. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    149
  13. Terror from the Year 5000
    215
  14. The She-Creature
    152

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307 - Daddy-O - about 4 years ago
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The Alien Teething Nook: I could see some parents actually buying that. "I like it!"


307 - Daddy-O - about 4 years ago
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In all the MST3K episodes I've seen, which is nigh-all of them, there is no character I can think of more consistently annoying than the female lead in this film. But maybe I'm just prejudiced against people who act like arrogant jerks and drive like psychopaths. :P


603 - The Dead Talk Back - about 4 years ago
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"Why am I always subjected to the works of the devil?!" Because nobody LIKES you.


307 - Daddy-O - over 4 years ago
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Nice Blonde in this movie, almost Marilyn Monroe like or what I think they were hoping for there....What'll I Get You Home Baby, Wooow!!!


502 - Hercules - about 4 years ago
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Hercules, reservation for 2. It might be under Heracles (see, hercules is actually a western machination... His real name is actually Heracles)


206 - Ring of Terror - almost 5 years ago
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Why didn't they explain why the guy die wearing nothing but a gold ring? WHY?!


807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - over 5 years ago
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At least The Creeping Terror got its title half right. The Terror From the Year 5000 doesn't just fail to terrify, but it actually comes from the year 5200. Tisk tisk. Observer musical number in the middle makes it worthwhile.


807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - about 5 years ago
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I said it before and I'll say it again:
Kevin Murphy is beautiful tenor


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Dean will get Liddy and the plumbers too do all the dirty-work.


609 - The Skydivers - over 5 years ago
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Planning trip to our nation's solar system.


603 - The Dead Talk Back - about 5 years ago
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Call me weird, but I think the Selling Wizard girl is hot :)

But then, I thought the same about Judy--the "squishy" girl from Young Man's Fancy :D


609 - The Skydivers - over 5 years ago
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Extruded plastic dingus.


Recent Riffs

319 - War of the Colossal Beast - about 4 years ago
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KTLA IS THERE!


609 - The Skydivers - about 4 years ago
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"The sharp whine of a power tool." The piercing scream of a freshman.


613 - The Sinister Urge - about 4 years ago
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Why couldn't they have Mamie van Doren star in this thing?!


613 - The Sinister Urge - about 4 years ago
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It's the Big Smiling Car! 83


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That's no piece of alternative reality! That's a battle station!


609 - The Skydivers - about 4 years ago
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Hold on, is today the day they're testing that bomb..?


609 - The Skydivers - about 4 years ago
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This place is just crawlin' with missile silos...


609 - The Skydivers - about 4 years ago
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I'm going to fly down to the Winn-Dixie.


609 - The Skydivers - about 4 years ago
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Bravo respects the rights of the artists, but we cut their films anyway.


609 - The Skydivers - about 4 years ago
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There is no landscape bleaker than that of the rural airport.
I just like to go and watch the plane land!


609 - The Skydivers - about 4 years ago
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They're doing this to get an aerial shot of that lady's cleavage. Heheheheee! Dirty!


609 - The Skydivers - about 4 years ago
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"And, since then, I've done a lot of work on the house myself." I put a patio in the living room.