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Edmund Wolfe

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  1. Danger! Death Ray
    425
  2. The Incredible Melting Man
    244
  3. The Screaming Skull
    242
  4. Final Justice
    243

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The New Love Theme
Forum - 8 months ago
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I'm just gonna say it... after years of quiet dislike towards "The Love Theme From MST3K"... I think the Netflix version has pulled me around. The old version always felt a little grating and ...well... sad, especially for such a happy show. This new rendition feels... majestic. Hopeful. Joyous. Almost triumphant! I can't help but love it.


913 - Quest of the Delta Knights - almost 5 years ago
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Question: did anyone else get the hidden joke about "delta" knights? In physics, the Greek letter delta signifies change...

....y'see, 'cause they'er revolutionaries... y'know... they want to change things.....

......well I thought it was clever >.>


908 - The Touch of Satan - over 1 year ago
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Y'know, despite the riff or two they make about it, I never quite picked up on something until recently... They live on a walnut ranch... and as such you can justify not seeing any animals on the place. But then why do they have so much hay around the place? I mean I guess they might farm hey on the side, but they never mention it. Anyone else think they just needed them to do something farm-y and moving hay was all they could think of?


912 - The Screaming Skull - over 4 years ago
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The movie might be pathetic, but at least she is nice eye candy!


912 - The Screaming Skull - almost 4 years ago
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The first MST3K that I ever saw, waaay back in the day. Hooked ever since.


Surprise Etiquette
912 - The Screaming Skull - over 3 years ago
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With no prior notice, the Reverend and Mrs. Snow show up at Eric's house. Then, as they happily greet Eric, Mrs. Snow says, "What a wonderful surprise." Then to Jenny: "This is a lovely surprise." It seems that the person doing the surprising shouldn't say how great the surprise is.


801 - Revenge of the Creature - over 3 years ago
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Is it just me or does Prof. Bobo act far more intelligent at the start of the season? Why did he suddenly lose his smarts when earth blew up?


1004 - Future War - over 3 years ago
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This is SOOOO a crap'arody of TERMINATOR/TERMINATOR 2...
not just the police station part, but the entire basic concept('cept with Dinosaurs thrown into the mixer, and put on "COMPLETELY BOTCHED")...
the NUN narrating, just like Sarah Connor...and so on.
Even the cop's name Polaris is clearly ripping into the attempted Future theme, taking liberty from Lt. Traxler from the first TERMINATOR.

Good lord...


905 - The Deadly Bees - over 1 year ago
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Semantic question... if Bobo calls the thing at the end of his arm with 4 fingers and a thumb a "paw", then what precisely is the difference between a paw and a hand? Yes, the question is boring and pointless, but so's the movie.


908 - The Touch of Satan - almost 4 years ago
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So if Melissa is, like, 120 years old and her dad in the witch scene is not Luther the sweaty walnut rancher, who the hell are Luther and Molly? Melissa's grandkids?


811 - Parts: The Clonus Horror - almost 5 years ago
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Maybe I'm alone in this, but I feel sorry for these kids. They find out they're in this terrible place, and what's going to happen to them... I can't imagine experiencing that. I wind up getting sucked into the story and not enjoying the riffs as much as I should.


We should have listened
811 - Parts: The Clonus Horror - over 2 years ago
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So this is where Dick Cheney keeps getting his donors.


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