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702 - The Brute Man - over 5 years ago
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Also...why kill Joan? "This is for being wildly in love with me while I ignored you!" CRUNCH.


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15:00 So the two people in the back, without any kind of restraints and in the most dangerous positions escaped just fine...but the DRIVER is paralyzed.....because physics?


701 - Night of the Blood Beast - over 6 years ago
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Yeah if I hadn't had my honeymoon and my bedroom had two separate beds I'd smoke too.


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Edgar G. Ulmar directed this? No wonder this is one of the MST3K movies I actually sort of like. He did a lot of fairly good (albeit weird) film noir movies in the late 40s, such as "Detour."


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1:13:00: Um....WHY is his face all furry? Is this a part of the vampire mythos I missed?


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So, this Rebeca chick was around in 1761, when language was not so different from its modern usage, so that you could certainly read and understand something written 200 years ago. So what the HELL are all those weird hieroglyphs!?


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29:00: But...you can't see vampires in mirrors....I see she's ugly again, so can you only see their ugliness in mirrors? WTF?


701 - Night of the Blood Beast - over 5 years ago
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This episode has some of the BEST riffs.


619 - Red Zone Cuba - about 6 years ago
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What is the "one-eared elephant" thing? Can someone please explain?


702 - The Brute Man - over 5 years ago
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Poor Tom Neal (aka Tom Dewey); he's really not as bad an actor as is shown here, like in the cheap (but good) noir "Detour." One of the mst3k movies had the same director as did Detour, too. Coincidence?! Probably.


702 - The Brute Man - over 6 years ago
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The most efficient way to sex a chick is to squeeze the shit out of them and gauge the color. That has been your fact of the day.


701 - Night of the Blood Beast - about 6 years ago
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I remember in the MST3K Poopies! 2, poor Trace was bleeding after getting trombone slapped. I wonder how many takes it took to avoid getting injured...


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