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Matt
In Knoxville, TN

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Favorite Episodes

  1. San Francisco International
    253
  2. Daddy-O
    241
  3. The Leech Woman
    229
  4. It Conquered the World
    276
  5. Danger! Death Ray
    451
  6. Fugitive Alien
    319
  7. The Dead Talk Back
    276

Recent Comments with recent replies

101 - The Crawling Eye - about 6 years ago
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"It's a cloud of baked beans, I think."


310 - Fugitive Alien - about 6 years ago
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Now I'm gonna ssspank ya.


808 - The She-Creature - over 5 years ago
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Not really a riff (so its here) - love this part: "To infinity and - "SHH! Disney...lawsuit..." - and du uh some other places!"


Recent Riffs

409 - The Indestructible Man - over 5 years ago
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Hey I'm in here! Hey! Use the down stairs! Hey!


101 - The Crawling Eye - over 5 years ago
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"You alright?" I feel so dirty...


101 - The Crawling Eye - over 5 years ago
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"I'm gonna a throw a bomb at that one, you watch on the screen and see what happens." - One of your movies Forest?


101 - The Crawling Eye - over 5 years ago
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Fire bomb? You just hired him!


101 - The Crawling Eye - over 5 years ago
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Am I going to have time to change my pants when we get there?


101 - The Crawling Eye - over 5 years ago
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I feel safe in your arms Joel.


310 - Fugitive Alien - over 5 years ago
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Ohh, you can see the zipperrr...


310 - Fugitive Alien - over 5 years ago
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Heh, he shouldn't have had those baked beans...its...too easy


808 - The She-Creature - over 5 years ago
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Ugh, I ate too much chocolate. Do I have anything on my face?


808 - The She-Creature - over 5 years ago
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"She...she is too tense." She's a teepee and a wigwam.


620 - Danger! Death Ray - over 5 years ago
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Can you check this? I think I'm done.


620 - Danger! Death Ray - over 5 years ago
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Help me Kirk...