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Patrick (Brain from Planet Arouse). We're gonna need a bigger name.
In Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum

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I have been thinking about u often last 2 wks especially.... just hoping u r doing well. Been concerned havent seen u around 4 the obvious reasons.

Wishing u all good things, Patrick


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Hey Brain, just checking in and seeing how things are going. Hope all is well, we need your puns!


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re your current name... ...And then say one word in your post, like "Hi."


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Sorry for making hasty conclusions. I really appreciate your support.


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E B - about 3 years ago

I had never HEARD of the show. I heard about it from a guy at work, the 1st Mate of the boat I worked on, and when I got home (thirty days later), I checked it out. It damn near killed me; I hadn't laughed so hard since the premier of 'Young Frankenstein' many years before. But, I cannot for the life of me remember what that first episode was.


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How many should I put you down for at dinner? I'm going to try and reserve us a table for 5-530, with the Cards in the Playoffs, I'm a bit more edgy about planning this trip.


Favorite Episodes

  1. Cave Dwellers
    353
  2. Danger! Death Ray
    391
  3. The Sidehackers
    169
  4. Mitchell
    489
  5. Fugitive Alien
    264
  6. Werewolf
    451
  7. Space Mutiny
    777
  8. Monster A-Go Go
    290
  9. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    582
  10. Bride of the Monster
    188
  11. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    229
  12. Pod People
    466
  13. Escape 2000
    207
  14. Horror of Party Beach
    266
  15. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    172
  16. Time of the Apes
    218

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Favored Splendor
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Forum - almost 3 years ago

Favorite lines from TheMads......


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306 - Time of the Apes - over 3 years ago

Gotta love Sandy Frank’s production values. In the scene where His Excellency stops the execution of Godo and the others, an actor dubbing one of the underlings completely blows a line: “Your Excellencly.”
How much does it cost to retake a dubbed line, fer Pete’s sake?


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Forum - almost 2 years ago

Rifftrax: The Room, In Theaters, May 6th.


How much Keeffe does this movie have?
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Forum - almost 2 years ago


Guiron, Guiron
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Forum - almost 2 years ago

Swimming in the ocean.
Causing a commotion
'Cause he is so awesome.


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Forum - almost 2 years ago

I was reading an article on what celebrities did before they were famous and apparently Cindy Crawford was a corn detassiler!


New game
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Forum - almost 2 years ago

Post the nickname that the crew gave to a character, so others can try to guess the movie.


A Dangerous Subject...
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Forum - almost 2 years ago

A potentially dark path to start down, but...does anyone have any actually good MST fan fiction that you can recommend? As with most fandoms, the majority of it seems to be...not good, to say the least. I'm always really excited to find one that's actually well-written and in-character. They're very rare.

My offering is this, almost definitely the best one I've ever read: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2725874/1/Evolving-Tradition
Seriously, this author is super talented, and this story is perfect. I should include a FEELS warning, though.

(If fan fiction is not your thing, please don't make this thread a place to vent about it. Thank you.)


Recent Riffs

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306 - Time of the Apes - over 3 years ago

Johnny: "What happened to my uncle?"
Joel: What happened to your pants?


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801 - Revenge of the Creature - about 3 years ago

Well, looks like someone attached him to a rope and swung him into a tree.


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801 - Revenge of the Creature - about 3 years ago

Think we better ...
"Finish our sentences?"


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801 - Revenge of the Creature - about 3 years ago

A little late for exposition!


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The Film Crew: Killers from Space - about 3 years ago

Tim, I swear, that new mascara just makes your eyes pop.


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The Film Crew: Killers from Space - about 3 years ago

Marvel at our superior gate-sliding technology!


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The Film Crew: Killers from Space - about 3 years ago

He's smoking a roach.


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The Film Crew: Killers from Space - about 3 years ago

"To the rocks in Soledad Flats?"
No, to the Stones at Altamont.


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The Film Crew: Killers from Space - about 3 years ago

"The controls jammed. Couldn't pull out."
Felt too good, man.


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306 - Time of the Apes - over 3 years ago

"Let's get them." A birthday present.


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♫ It’s time to face your maker on The Muppet Show tonight. ♫


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“This is a mayday.” Bring your maypoles and brightly colored ribbon. Be prepared to lollygag.