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Ryan J.

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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Final Sacrifice
    194
  2. Pod People
    138
  3. Soultaker
    101
  4. Space Mutiny
    215
  5. The Touch of Satan
    82
  6. I Accuse My Parents
    84
  7. Prince of Space
    109
  8. Santa Claus
    72
  9. Monster A-Go Go
    92
  10. Teenagers from Outer Space
    66
  11. War of the Colossal Beast
    60
  12. Jack Frost
    77
  13. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    115
  14. The Beatniks
    50

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Literally half of this movie is just that guy scoping out women like a stalker. I bet he'd fit right in with the cast of Twilight.


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The baboon sequence is actually re-used footage from a nature documentary film about Africa called "Animals Are Beautiful People", which I watched almost religiously as a kid. Can't believe they showed up again! hah. The guy who made that movie would go on to direct "The Gods Must Be Crazy."


9 laughs

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106 - The Crawling Hand - about 1 year ago

The speech about how women are attracted to weak men is one of the more bizarre things I've heard in a while. Who are these women, and where can I find them?


5 laughs

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The Whose Line Is It Anyway? fan inside me ssaw 1:13:37 and cried "Buy an encyclopedia! Buy an encyclopedia!!!"


7 laughs

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This was the first episode of MST3K I ever saw. The beginning of a legendary experience, right here.


4 laughs

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"I don't think anyone who cheats should hold an office."

Me: *immediately thinks of Bill Clinton*

Sorry, I couldn't resist.


3 laughs

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107 - Robot Monster - about 1 year ago

I've totally lost track of the Commando Cody storyline by this point.


5 laughs

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820 - Space Mutiny - about 1 year ago

I saw this episode for the first time a week ago, and I still haven't been able to get Blast Hardcheese's big scream out of my head. Seriously, I break down randomly all through the day just thinking about it.


1 laugh

421 - Monster A-Go Go - 11 months ago

Note: link 1 doesn't work anymore.


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Forum - 11 months ago

Out of tribute to Ernest Borgnine I will be watching "Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders" that nice old grandpa and his darling children stories!! RIP Ernest!


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Forum - 11 months ago

Up until a couple of days ago, when I watched one of these videos, there was an icon at the bottom of the screen which allowed me to choose resolution. Also, when I hovered my pointer over the timeline, it would show minutes into the video and minutes remaining. Both of these are gone now. Does anyone know how to get these back?


1 laugh

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Forum - 11 months ago

Ok, so, I have to ask, because my brain won't quit bugging me until I fill it with every bit of MST3k trivia:

What happened with Josh, Frank & Trace? Why did each of them depart when they did?

I have to guess that with Trace it was that he felt it was the end of an era once they got kicked off Comedy Central. And I've inferred from things Josh has said that he was pushed out after season 1.

Anybody have the scoop?


Recent Riffs

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"We are the supreme race!" Aw, turn Rush Limbaugh off!


1 laugh

813 - Jack Frost - 11 months ago

Peter must be walking around, denying EVERYBODY this morning!


9 laughs

521 - Santa Claus - 11 months ago

Ah, the classic battle between evil and the narrator.


11 laughs

1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - 11 months ago

Do the Wounded Turkey!!!


6 laughs

1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - 11 months ago

An 18-story office building?! This could ONLY be L.A.!


2 laughs

Kids are tuning in right now to watch Barney...


5 laughs

106 - The Crawling Hand - about 1 year ago

You can tell it's a low-budget movie because they can't wreck the car.


6 laughs

105 - The Corpse Vanishes - about 1 year ago

It ruins so many wedding nights when the bride dies.


7 laughs

Mother Teresa called, she hates you.


11 laughs

908 - The Touch of Satan - about 1 year ago

This is where my tongue lives.


9 laughs

1001 - Soultaker - about 1 year ago

Don't tongue the Reaper!


7 laughs

101 - The Crawling Eye - about 1 year ago

I'm Popeye the Sailor Man, I've got some guy's head in my hands...