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Ryan J.

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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Final Sacrifice
    646
  2. Pod People
    471
  3. Soultaker
    318
  4. Space Mutiny
    780
  5. The Touch of Satan
    285
  6. I Accuse My Parents
    345
  7. Prince of Space
    376
  8. Santa Claus
    250
  9. Monster A-Go Go
    290
  10. Teenagers from Outer Space
    229
  11. War of the Colossal Beast
    187
  12. Jack Frost
    271
  13. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    359
  14. The Beatniks
    161

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107 - Robot Monster - almost 5 years ago

I've totally lost track of the Commando Cody storyline by this point.


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908 - The Touch of Satan - over 4 years ago

"Hey, I've got an idea! Let's make dialogue as awkward and stilted as possible!"


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106 - The Crawling Hand - almost 5 years ago

The speech about how women are attracted to weak men is one of the more bizarre things I've heard in a while. Who are these women, and where can I find them?


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404 - Teenagers from Outer Space - almost 5 years ago

This was the first episode of MST3K I ever saw. The beginning of a legendary experience, right here.


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820 - Space Mutiny - almost 5 years ago

You know a movie is bad when Mike and the Bots keep chuckling over and over *without* making jokes.


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515 - The Wild World of Batwoman - almost 5 years ago

"I don't think anyone who cheats should hold an office."

Me: *immediately thinks of Bill Clinton*

Sorry, I couldn't resist.


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The baboon sequence is actually re-used footage from a nature documentary film about Africa called "Animals Are Beautiful People", which I watched almost religiously as a kid. Can't believe they showed up again! hah. The guy who made that movie would go on to direct "The Gods Must Be Crazy."


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513 - The Brain that Wouldn't Die - almost 5 years ago

Literally half of this movie is just that guy scoping out women like a stalker. I bet he'd fit right in with the cast of Twilight.


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513 - The Brain that Wouldn't Die - almost 5 years ago

The Whose Line Is It Anyway? fan inside me ssaw 1:13:37 and cried "Buy an encyclopedia! Buy an encyclopedia!!!"


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820 - Space Mutiny - almost 5 years ago

I saw this episode for the first time a week ago, and I still haven't been able to get Blast Hardcheese's big scream out of my head. Seriously, I break down randomly all through the day just thinking about it.


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421 - Monster A-Go Go - over 4 years ago

Note: link 1 doesn't work anymore.


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Forum - over 4 years ago

Out of tribute to Ernest Borgnine I will be watching "Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders" that nice old grandpa and his darling children stories!! RIP Ernest!


Recent Riffs

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404 - Teenagers from Outer Space - almost 5 years ago

But sir, you're a hand puppet...


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404 - Teenagers from Outer Space - almost 5 years ago

"We are the supreme race!" Aw, turn Rush Limbaugh off!


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101 - The Crawling Eye - almost 5 years ago

I'm Popeye the Sailor Man, I've got some guy's head in my hands...


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813 - Jack Frost - over 4 years ago

Peter must be walking around, denying EVERYBODY this morning!


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521 - Santa Claus - over 4 years ago

Ah, the classic battle between evil and the narrator.


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1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - over 4 years ago

Do the Wounded Turkey!!!


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1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - over 4 years ago

An 18-story office building?! This could ONLY be L.A.!


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Kids are tuning in right now to watch Barney...


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106 - The Crawling Hand - almost 5 years ago

You can tell it's a low-budget movie because they can't wreck the car.


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105 - The Corpse Vanishes - almost 5 years ago

It ruins so many wedding nights when the bride dies.


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515 - The Wild World of Batwoman - almost 5 years ago

Mother Teresa called, she hates you.


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908 - The Touch of Satan - almost 5 years ago

This is where my tongue lives.