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Just Here
Forum - 2 months ago
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At the end of everyday, I treat myself to dessert here. Just here...


It's HEEERE!!!! It's BAAAACK!
Forum - 3 months ago
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I don't know why I bought this...must have been FATE !!!! Or HANDS!!!


Sink Row Nicity
Forum - 4 months ago
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AAAHhhhggghhhggg... There, I feel better.

If I weren't going out to 'get a six-pack' (for church) at Midnight during Jazzfest in NOLA, I would NEVER have heard this on Radio 105.3 FM "Strange Sh|t You Need To Hear", hosted by some guy who needs a life...

Crypticon Seattle will be screening THE SEQUEL TO "MANOS...THE HANDS OF FATE"..."MANOS RETURNS!!!"
Jackey Neyman Jones - The daughter in the 'Oscar Winning' original, STARS in this guaranteed-to-be-awesome sequel. I guess she got a Kickstarter from the people who financed the first abdominal extrusion.
I can't wait...Where is Joel when we need him???
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST...after I heard it on the radio tonight =^)
https://www.crypticonseattle.com/film-festival/entries/manos-returns/


Servo in a Dress
Forum - 4 months ago
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Well, you asked for it. :D Actually, no-one asked for it, but here it is anyway: All the host segments in which Tom Servo dons a dress or skirt. On DailyMotion, because Toho seems to think it owns even the host segments in the episodes that feature its movies. -_- Anyway, enjoy! :D

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6ioxho


Recent Riffs

324 - Master Ninja II - about 4 years ago
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Yeah Senator...you'll know which bars are open late.


324 - Master Ninja II - about 4 years ago
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Don't forget to have your ninjas spayed...


324 - Master Ninja II - about 4 years ago
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"BEFORE you put your coats on the top peg" (another Python quote)


324 - Master Ninja II - about 4 years ago
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Nothin' worse than a cornerd Van Patten


324 - Master Ninja II - about 4 years ago
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Whyoncha get a haircut?


322 - Master Ninja I - about 4 years ago
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C'mon give me 20! One! That's one!...half a one...


322 - Master Ninja I - about 4 years ago
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The crew is so quick, I'll bet jillions get by us:
Joel: That parkay floor must sting!
Crow: Butter.


320 - The Unearthly - about 4 years ago
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Crow: I can't think of the ending
Tom: I can't think of anything else!


320 - The Unearthly - about 4 years ago
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Joel: Ok...I just put you on da seat. If you don't have to go, dat's ok. Just try once, ok?


305 - Stranded in Space - about 4 years ago
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"I'LL SHOW YOU BALLS!"...C. FORRESTER


201 - Rocketship X-M - over 4 years ago
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Well, cut me with a coat hanger!


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The Cosmo sex quiz?