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Sequels
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Forum - 1 day ago

Let's talk... Sequels.
Topics for discussion: What's your favorite sequel to a movie? What's a sequel so bad it makes you wish the first movie had never been made? Is it possible for a sequel to be better than the movie it's building off of?


Best worst performance
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Forum - 26 days ago

MST3K films are not known for their excellent acting, but I've long been fascinated by the TRULY MEMORABLY BAD performances. So what's your favorite?

Just a note, I don't mean merely incompetent. I mean what results when a not-completely-untalented person commits to a bad performance with gusto. The best example I can think of is the bald evil wizard from Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell. He's not totally bad (I legit like some things, like the way he underplays his first meeting with the hero), but most of his choices are just bizarre and fascinating.


Happy Belated Birthday...JOEL :)
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Forum - about 1 month ago

Yesterday Joel turned 57...Damn! we are getting old aren't we?!?


Jack Elam
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Forum - 2 months ago

So I just re-watched the great classic hard-boiled film noir Kiss Me Deadly and to my utmost surprise spotted the ever creepy Jack Elam. I can't believe I forgot about him in that one. Anyone else ever seen it? Written by Mickey Spillane... was an obvious influence on Repo Man, Pulp Fiction, and even Raiders of the Lost Ark.


Global Community?!
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Forum - 3 months ago

OK so I'm curious about how far our community goes!!! Where's everyone from? How far around the globe does Club MST3k go??!! I'm from Ohio, USA


Short Stuff
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Forum - 3 months ago

Does anyone know why Season Seven is so short?...only 7 episodes...


Uncanny Timing
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Forum - 3 months ago

Debbie Reynolds follows Carrie into heaven one day later. Must be true Mother - Daughter love...or a life pact we can't even fathom in our present state of mind.
RIP ladies. Two of the best.


My quest!
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Forum - 7 months ago

I'm almost finished with my downloading quest! I've been downloading as many episodes as humanly possible so that when they get taken down, I have them. But, I'm almost done with the series. There's some that aren't available, but that's actually few on this site. So, I have up to the beginning of Season 9. So, I just have to finish season 9, go to season ten, finish filling in season 2 because there was something wrong with those files, then I'm going to finally download what we have of Season 0. It's hard to sit through, but I wanna see it.


Favorite Visual Gags?
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Forum - 7 months ago

Hello, guys! I was just watching "City Limits," and that episode has my favorite visual gag: when Joel opens his umbrella to cover up nudity on the screen. And it led me to wonder three things: One, how do they actually know where to go to cover certain parts of the screen? I'm just not sure of how they do that. Two, What's your favorite visual gag? And three: Is the Wild World of Batwoman just a fetish film? Well, I already know the answer to number 3. Anyways, what are your favorites?


Recent Riffs

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324 - Master Ninja II - over 2 years ago

Yeah Senator...you'll know which bars are open late.


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324 - Master Ninja II - over 2 years ago

Don't forget to have your ninjas spayed...


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324 - Master Ninja II - over 2 years ago

"BEFORE you put your coats on the top peg" (another Python quote)


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324 - Master Ninja II - over 2 years ago

Nothin' worse than a cornerd Van Patten


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324 - Master Ninja II - over 2 years ago

Whyoncha get a haircut?


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322 - Master Ninja I - over 2 years ago

C'mon give me 20! One! That's one!...half a one...


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322 - Master Ninja I - over 2 years ago

The crew is so quick, I'll bet jillions get by us:
Joel: That parkay floor must sting!
Crow: Butter.


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320 - The Unearthly - over 2 years ago

Crow: I can't think of the ending
Tom: I can't think of anything else!


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320 - The Unearthly - over 2 years ago

Joel: Ok...I just put you on da seat. If you don't have to go, dat's ok. Just try once, ok?


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305 - Stranded in Space - over 2 years ago

"I'LL SHOW YOU BALLS!"...C. FORRESTER


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201 - Rocketship X-M - about 3 years ago

Well, cut me with a coat hanger!


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The Cosmo sex quiz?