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Forum - 2 days ago

I had Jell-o today.


Best worst performance
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Forum - 1 day ago

MST3K films are not known for their excellent acting, but I've long been fascinated by the TRULY MEMORABLY BAD performances. So what's your favorite?

Just a note, I don't mean merely incompetent. I mean what results when a not-completely-untalented person commits to a bad performance with gusto. The best example I can think of is the bald evil wizard from Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell. He's not totally bad (I legit like some things, like the way he underplays his first meeting with the hero), but most of his choices are just bizarre and fascinating.


Happy Belated Birthday...JOEL :)
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Forum - 6 days ago

Yesterday Joel turned 57...Damn! we are getting old aren't we?!?


I Knew It Would Happen
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Forum - 1 day ago

I watch this lovable refuse in order. Not by court order..or like a Netflix order...just the way they come up as I'm sleeping my new-found retirement away.
Today, my list and the WIT happened on Pod People!
I just want to say that the vicarious group pain was palpable. Maybe we can heal together...Love


Maawij
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Forum - 28 days ago

I'm getting married in 12 days, and to celebrate, my wedding day's Watch-it-Together will be "Bride of the Monster". I guess I'm the monster?


CREEP THIS CREEP!
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606 - The Creeping Terror - about 1 year ago

Shining the Light on the True Creep

"An exploration of the making of b-movie sci-fi cult classic "The Creeping Terror" and its con-man director Art "A.J." Nelson/Vic Savage."

http://movie25.ag/the-creep-behind-the-camera-2014-61827.html

Now I can see why "The Creeping Terror" was SUCH a bad movie. I'm glad it got 'the treatment' from our boys. What a sick individual!


MST-Related Project I'm working on
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Forum - 17 days ago

Hey, everyone. And now for something completely different! It's been quite a while since I've been about. Last time I've been about was Christmas, and that was just to send my best wishes. I have no internet, at the moment, so I've just been everywhere. I'm glad to get the chance to pop on every now and again and I'd like to tell you about a project I've been working on.
As a lot of you know, I'm still in high school and am big in the music program and Drama program. We do a showcase of plays yearly and I wrote a play called, "Sceneception," a play about being a writer and the difficulty and caving in or not caving in to what others try to have you write. It made fun of many actual films and multiple classics, and it will be put into a competition soon, as well. But What I'm really excited about is my next project that is even better and inspired by MST3K a hundred percent. The play has no title, but the premise is as follows:
In a world where Trump becomes president (even though that is our real world), The Donald has allowed cruel and unusual punishments to be used in America. What are these punishments? Being forced to watch the WORST high school productions in the U.S. So, the plot follows four people who committed crimes, being forced to watch an awful high school play. You watch the play AND they riff it. They sit out in the audience with everyone else and riff the awful play. And yes. I'm also purposely writing an utterly awful play to go with it The plot of that play was literally generated using a plot generator for maximum cliches. I'm really excited for this. It's also relatable because I'm sure almost everyone has been forced to sit through an awful high school production in their lifetimes and wanted to commentate so bad, but couldn't because it's rude. I talked to my director of the drama club and she was all for this and let me greenlight it, and start writing it. It will be finished by Fall of 2017 and boy is this exciting. I'm able to write something that is different for the stage, but my favorite kind of comedy. So, I wanted to make sure to touch base and tell everyone about it here, just to see thoughts. It's definitely something that is different from other plays AND is making light of a situation that, frankly, I'm not a fan of.


I NEED HELP!
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Forum - about 1 month ago

how on earth do I get into the chat room???????????? Don't say just click join, cause I've tried that.


Jack Elam
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Forum - about 1 month ago

So I just re-watched the great classic hard-boiled film noir Kiss Me Deadly and to my utmost surprise spotted the ever creepy Jack Elam. I can't believe I forgot about him in that one. Anyone else ever seen it? Written by Mickey Spillane... was an obvious influence on Repo Man, Pulp Fiction, and even Raiders of the Lost Ark.


Recent Riffs

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324 - Master Ninja II - over 2 years ago

Yeah Senator...you'll know which bars are open late.


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324 - Master Ninja II - over 2 years ago

Don't forget to have your ninjas spayed...


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324 - Master Ninja II - over 2 years ago

"BEFORE you put your coats on the top peg" (another Python quote)


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324 - Master Ninja II - over 2 years ago

Nothin' worse than a cornerd Van Patten


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324 - Master Ninja II - over 2 years ago

Whyoncha get a haircut?


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322 - Master Ninja I - over 2 years ago

C'mon give me 20! One! That's one!...half a one...


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322 - Master Ninja I - over 2 years ago

The crew is so quick, I'll bet jillions get by us:
Joel: That parkay floor must sting!
Crow: Butter.


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320 - The Unearthly - over 2 years ago

Crow: I can't think of the ending
Tom: I can't think of anything else!


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320 - The Unearthly - over 2 years ago

Joel: Ok...I just put you on da seat. If you don't have to go, dat's ok. Just try once, ok?


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305 - Stranded in Space - over 2 years ago

"I'LL SHOW YOU BALLS!"...C. FORRESTER


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201 - Rocketship X-M - about 3 years ago

Well, cut me with a coat hanger!


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The Cosmo sex quiz?