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The Bridget Nelson Story
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Forum - 12 days ago

A fairly substantial article I just found linked on Twitter, which gives a little background on Mike's better half and what makes her tick: http://www.stthomas.edu/news/bridget-nelson-roasts-these-films-just-for-you/


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I found the annoying grunts that the giant made to be nauseating. I had to crank the volume way down just to make it through this one.


It Won't Fit. It's Too Big
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Forum - 3 months ago

So, I'm trying to upload a profile pic for my account but apparently it's too big. Is there a way I can adjust the size to something more appropriate?

Thanks in advance.


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Forum - 3 months ago

I don't have NetFlix and on a fixed income, I won't be able to get the Newfangled MST3K 21st Century Model. Apparently I'm not on a 'fixed income'...I'm on a 'broken income'.
Anyway, see ya here when you all get back. I feel really comfortable here after years of The SOL Crew. Bon Voyage!


Sequels
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Forum - 3 months ago

Let's talk... Sequels.
Topics for discussion: What's your favorite sequel to a movie? What's a sequel so bad it makes you wish the first movie had never been made? Is it possible for a sequel to be better than the movie it's building off of?


Best worst performance
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Forum - 4 months ago

MST3K films are not known for their excellent acting, but I've long been fascinated by the TRULY MEMORABLY BAD performances. So what's your favorite?

Just a note, I don't mean merely incompetent. I mean what results when a not-completely-untalented person commits to a bad performance with gusto. The best example I can think of is the bald evil wizard from Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell. He's not totally bad (I legit like some things, like the way he underplays his first meeting with the hero), but most of his choices are just bizarre and fascinating.


Happy Belated Birthday...JOEL :)
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Forum - 4 months ago

Yesterday Joel turned 57...Damn! we are getting old aren't we?!?


Jack Elam
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Forum - 5 months ago

So I just re-watched the great classic hard-boiled film noir Kiss Me Deadly and to my utmost surprise spotted the ever creepy Jack Elam. I can't believe I forgot about him in that one. Anyone else ever seen it? Written by Mickey Spillane... was an obvious influence on Repo Man, Pulp Fiction, and even Raiders of the Lost Ark.


Global Community?!
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Forum - 6 months ago

OK so I'm curious about how far our community goes!!! Where's everyone from? How far around the globe does Club MST3k go??!! I'm from Ohio, USA


Recent Riffs

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324 - Master Ninja II - almost 3 years ago

Yeah Senator...you'll know which bars are open late.


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324 - Master Ninja II - almost 3 years ago

Don't forget to have your ninjas spayed...


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324 - Master Ninja II - almost 3 years ago

"BEFORE you put your coats on the top peg" (another Python quote)


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324 - Master Ninja II - almost 3 years ago

Nothin' worse than a cornerd Van Patten


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324 - Master Ninja II - almost 3 years ago

Whyoncha get a haircut?


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322 - Master Ninja I - almost 3 years ago

C'mon give me 20! One! That's one!...half a one...


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322 - Master Ninja I - almost 3 years ago

The crew is so quick, I'll bet jillions get by us:
Joel: That parkay floor must sting!
Crow: Butter.


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320 - The Unearthly - almost 3 years ago

Crow: I can't think of the ending
Tom: I can't think of anything else!


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320 - The Unearthly - almost 3 years ago

Joel: Ok...I just put you on da seat. If you don't have to go, dat's ok. Just try once, ok?


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305 - Stranded in Space - almost 3 years ago

"I'LL SHOW YOU BALLS!"...C. FORRESTER


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201 - Rocketship X-M - over 3 years ago

Well, cut me with a coat hanger!


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The Cosmo sex quiz?