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John JK Harty
In London, UK

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    331
  2. Zombie Nightmare
    300
  3. Eegah
    386
  4. Mitchell
    574
  5. Teenage Strangler
    309
  6. Teenage Caveman
    155
  7. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    336
  8. The Dead Talk Back
    278
  9. Danger! Death Ray
    466
  10. Laserblast
    390
  11. The Giant Spider Invasion
    339

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820 - Space Mutiny - over 5 years ago
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Wait a minuet; this piece of crap has THREE editors (who were willing for their names to appear on the credits) and they all let that scene with the girl who died appearing after her death get into the movie unaltered? Where they high?


514 - Teenage Strangler - about 6 years ago
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Seriously; who finances a movie, sees the rushes with this standard of acting and thinks that it's a good idea to press on and inflict this film on the world. Somewhere, as a result of this film, Sir Ian McKellen is shedding a single tear while Sir Laurence Oliver spins in his grave.


514 - Teenage Strangler - about 6 years ago
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I know that a film featured on MST3K is the wrong place to look for good acting; but my God does the acting in this film suck. Painfully suck; & I'm only about forty minuets into the episode (had to take a break because the acting is making my brain hurt).


620 - Danger! Death Ray - almost 6 years ago
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What is the deal with the soundtrack? Somebody dub in an 'Elevator Greatest Hits' album by mistake? As infectious as it is; it doesn't suit the film in any way. You know how James Brown wrote the soundtrack for 'Black Caesar' without having seen the film yet knocked it out of the park? Well I think it's a similar situation here; only the complete opposite (as in didn't knock it out of the park).


620 - Danger! Death Ray - almost 6 years ago
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Truly this must be one of the worst films ever made; thank God for Mike and the 'Bots for making it bearable. Can't decide if forcing people to watch this film would be a tamer or more severe form of torture than what intelligence agencies currently use; but leaning towards the latter...


604 - Zombie Nightmare - about 6 years ago
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Really fitting that the most phoney looking fight I've ever seen (around the 11 minuet mark) use the old school pro-wrasslin' staple the airplane spin; a move modern pro-wrestlers rarely use today because it's too phoney looking. Even the worst wrasslin' match I've ever seen is more realistic than that tripe.


519 - Outlaw of Gor - about 6 years ago
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Errmmm... So jut how desperate for work was Jack Palance when he signed up for this turkey then? Anyone want to hazard a guess?


604 - Zombie Nightmare - about 6 years ago
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Okay, seriously; who choreographed the fights in this film? The Honky-Tonk Man? Brutus The Barber Beefcake? Giant Gonzales? Whichever of you it was; SHAME ON YOU!!!


Recent Riffs

620 - Danger! Death Ray - almost 6 years ago
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"This has the tone of an Incredible Hulk episode."


620 - Danger! Death Ray - almost 6 years ago
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"It was an interesting choice not to have suspense in this movie."


620 - Danger! Death Ray - almost 6 years ago
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"Hot-wheels -"
"-Some little boy is going to be very upset."


620 - Danger! Death Ray - almost 6 years ago
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"...And the way you dove out that window was just horrible."


620 - Danger! Death Ray - almost 6 years ago
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"We're gonna put an end to this towel stealing once & for all..."


620 - Danger! Death Ray - almost 6 years ago
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"Abe Lincoln is Time Cop."


620 - Danger! Death Ray - almost 6 years ago
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"Special effects by Billy!"


620 - Danger! Death Ray - almost 6 years ago
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"Get this toy out of here; quick."


620 - Danger! Death Ray - almost 6 years ago
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"The disintegration power of this beam is much more powerful than a laser..."
"- So I haven't just invented that again."


620 - Danger! Death Ray - almost 6 years ago
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"If Michael Cain and Andre the Giant had a child."


620 - Danger! Death Ray - almost 6 years ago
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"I'm glad they said danger; I thought it was just a regular death ray."


604 - Zombie Nightmare - about 6 years ago
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"Tonight is Tim Burton's last night on Earth..."