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Favorite Episodes
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Manos: The Hands of Fate
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Rocketship X-M
62
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Girls Town
62
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Zombie Nightmare
66
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San Francisco International
65
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The Magic Sword
36
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Fire Maidens of Outer Space
64
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Monster A-Go Go
95
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It Conquered the World
57
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First Spaceship on Venus
33
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The Day the Earth Froze
50
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Terror from the Year 5000
47
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Mitchell
142
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Bloodlust
44
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Future War
79
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The Brain that Wouldn't Die
94
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Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
46
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The Beatniks
51
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Laserblast
102
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Lost Continent
55
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The Final Sacrifice
196
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Code Name Diamond Head
41
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Attack of the Giant Leeches
36
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Space Mutiny
217
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Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
117
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Final Justice
66
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The Atomic Brain
45
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Outlaw of Gor
76
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Puma Man
139
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The Beast of Yucca Flats
51
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Teenage Crime Wave
38
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Quest of the Delta Knights
73
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Gunslinger
30
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Master Ninja II
35
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Prince of Space
109
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Bride of the Monster
44
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Swamp Diamonds
29
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Devil Fish
61
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Teenagers from Outer Space
66
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Fugitive Alien
73
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Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
67
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Warrior of the Lost World
82
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Attack of the the Eye Creatures
66
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Hercules Against the Moon Men
43
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Escape 2000
55
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Radar Secret Service
39
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The Dead Talk Back
62
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Angels' Revenge
53
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Gobble-gobble-gobble! GOBBLE-gobble-gobble-gobble!
(During the end credits) 'Okay, everybody pick out someone you wanna punch.'
So Michael McDonald is fighting the guy from Loverboy...
"Hey, did you ever see me so happy?" "Yeah, but you didn't know I was watching."
This illustrates the danger of extending rock videos to feature length.





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Hmm... Just noticed that two of my all-time favorite eps: Cave Dwellers and Monster-A-Go-Go, are tied at 89 Laughs. That means they're tied for Second Place behind Eegah, which holds First Place at present for the Joel ep with Laughs Closest To The Hundred Mark.
I Accuse My Parents, another of my all-time favorites, holds the Third Place spot with 82 Laughs. (Err... if I'm reading everything right. It's been a long day, so correct me if I'm wrong.)
I know that Nos. of Laughs are not the be-all and end-all of everything. We all have our preferences, and I love what I love no matter how it ranks on the Club MST3k Cosmic Scale. Still, could one of these babies be the "sleeper" that propels The Sleepy-Eyed Guy™ to finally achieve another Hundred-Laugh milestone...?
I remain hopeful...
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Running a Gamera-merathon at the moment. Love these episodes!! Season 3 - !*&@ yeah!
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Which fantasy film is more painful when taken on its own: Quest of the Delta Knights or Deathstalker III. I'm actually having a hard time deciding. Leaning towards Quest (and neither is in the realm of REALLY PAINFUL MOVIES), but they're both turrible and anathema to a fantasy lover such as I.
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I really don't get the continual 'Pina Munda' reference. Can anyone shed some light on it for me?
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Can I just say what wonderful asset this site is to me during long, tedious stretches of homework? Cuz MST3K is one of those wonderful shows where you don't strictly need to pay full attention because of how awful the movies are. So I can multi-task the tedious, menial homework (the homework ironically is cleaning up an old movie poster), while watching/listening in on the riffs.
So just a spontaneous thank you to all you wonderful fans who help keep this site going~<333
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So y'all know how when the mads call, Joel/Mike will give them silly names before answering?
I was wondering if there's a list somewhere out there with those names! Or if not - maybe we should compile one! This is MST nerdiness to the extreme I realize, but then again.. club mst3k. What better place to do it??
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Favorite inventions? Mine:
Tragic Moments figurines
Pop star Tupperware
Cholester-do-all
Junk drawer organizer
Hard to swallow pills
Johnny Longtorso
Rock n Wreck guitar
Aunt Catherine Wheel
The Cartooner
Abstract Paint-By-Numbers
Here's a site with the list: http://mst3k.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_Invention_Exchanges
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It's Baaaaaaack!! w00t! Manos: The Hands of Fate-- ONSTAGE in Portland, OR. From April 11th through May 5th. Tickets on sale right now!! See?
[kicks Easter baskets out of the way and does happy dance across the living room]
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What in blazes is Swing Choir? Is it a Midwest thing? I'd never heard of it until MST3K. And 'fess up...was anyone here in it?