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Aaron Kuehmichel
In La Crosse, Wisconsin, USA

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    178
  2. Rocketship X-M
    62
  3. Girls Town
    62
  4. Zombie Nightmare
    66
  5. San Francisco International
    65
  6. The Magic Sword
    36
  7. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    64
  8. Monster A-Go Go
    95
  9. It Conquered the World
    57
  10. First Spaceship on Venus
    33
  11. The Day the Earth Froze
    50
  12. Terror from the Year 5000
    47
  13. Mitchell
    142
  14. Bloodlust
    44
  15. Future War
    79
  16. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    94
  17. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    46
  18. The Beatniks
    51
  19. Laserblast
    102
  20. Lost Continent
    55
  21. The Final Sacrifice
    196
  22. Code Name Diamond Head
    41
  23. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    36
  24. Space Mutiny
    217
  25. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    117
  26. Final Justice
    66
  27. The Atomic Brain
    45
  28. Outlaw of Gor
    76
  29. Puma Man
    139
  30. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    51
  31. Teenage Crime Wave
    38
  32. Quest of the Delta Knights
    73
  33. Gunslinger
    30
  34. Master Ninja II
    35
  35. Prince of Space
    109
  36. Bride of the Monster
    44
  37. Swamp Diamonds
    29
  38. Devil Fish
    61
  39. Teenagers from Outer Space
    66
  40. Fugitive Alien
    73
  41. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    67
  42. Warrior of the Lost World
    82
  43. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    66
  44. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    43
  45. Escape 2000
    55
  46. Radar Secret Service
    39
  47. The Dead Talk Back
    62
  48. Angels' Revenge
    53

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Forum - 15 days ago

Hmm... Just noticed that two of my all-time favorite eps: Cave Dwellers and Monster-A-Go-Go, are tied at 89 Laughs. That means they're tied for Second Place behind Eegah, which holds First Place at present for the Joel ep with Laughs Closest To The Hundred Mark.

I Accuse My Parents, another of my all-time favorites, holds the Third Place spot with 82 Laughs. (Err... if I'm reading everything right. It's been a long day, so correct me if I'm wrong.)

I know that Nos. of Laughs are not the be-all and end-all of everything. We all have our preferences, and I love what I love no matter how it ranks on the Club MST3k Cosmic Scale. Still, could one of these babies be the "sleeper" that propels The Sleepy-Eyed Guy™ to finally achieve another Hundred-Laugh milestone...?

I remain hopeful...


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11 replies Comment-icon
Forum - about 1 month ago

Running a Gamera-merathon at the moment. Love these episodes!! Season 3 - !*&@ yeah!


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Forum - about 1 month ago

Which fantasy film is more painful when taken on its own: Quest of the Delta Knights or Deathstalker III. I'm actually having a hard time deciding. Leaning towards Quest (and neither is in the realm of REALLY PAINFUL MOVIES), but they're both turrible and anathema to a fantasy lover such as I.


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I really don't get the continual 'Pina Munda' reference. Can anyone shed some light on it for me?


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Forum - 2 months ago

Can I just say what wonderful asset this site is to me during long, tedious stretches of homework? Cuz MST3K is one of those wonderful shows where you don't strictly need to pay full attention because of how awful the movies are. So I can multi-task the tedious, menial homework (the homework ironically is cleaning up an old movie poster), while watching/listening in on the riffs.

So just a spontaneous thank you to all you wonderful fans who help keep this site going~<333


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8 replies Comment-icon
Forum - 2 months ago

So y'all know how when the mads call, Joel/Mike will give them silly names before answering?
I was wondering if there's a list somewhere out there with those names! Or if not - maybe we should compile one! This is MST nerdiness to the extreme I realize, but then again.. club mst3k. What better place to do it??


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22 replies Comment-icon
Forum - about 1 month ago

Favorite inventions? Mine:

Tragic Moments figurines
Pop star Tupperware
Cholester-do-all
Junk drawer organizer
Hard to swallow pills
Johnny Longtorso
Rock n Wreck guitar
Aunt Catherine Wheel
The Cartooner
Abstract Paint-By-Numbers

Here's a site with the list: http://mst3k.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_Invention_Exchanges


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Forum - about 1 month ago

It's Baaaaaaack!! w00t! Manos: The Hands of Fate-- ONSTAGE in Portland, OR. From April 11th through May 5th. Tickets on sale right now!! See?

[kicks Easter baskets out of the way and does happy dance across the living room]


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Forum - 2 months ago

What in blazes is Swing Choir? Is it a Midwest thing? I'd never heard of it until MST3K. And 'fess up...was anyone here in it?


Recent Riffs

2 laughs

'Brought to you by Wife Beater: A trailer park of flavor in every bottle.'


5 laughs

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706 - Laserblast - about 1 year ago

Dirty and Harry.


6 laughs

Gobble-gobble-gobble! GOBBLE-gobble-gobble-gobble!


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804 - The Deadly Mantis - about 1 year ago

Who are you men and where's my soup?


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424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - about 1 year ago

(During the end credits) 'Okay, everybody pick out someone you wanna punch.'


2 laughs

424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - about 1 year ago

These clearance sales are brutal!


2 laughs

So Michael McDonald is fighting the guy from Loverboy...


4 laughs

611 - Last of the Wild Horses - about 1 year ago

Howdy Hitler!


3 laughs

604 - Zombie Nightmare - about 1 year ago

C'mon, don't use the EXIT!


7 laughs

202 - The Sidehackers - about 1 year ago

"Hey, did you ever see me so happy?" "Yeah, but you didn't know I was watching."


8 laughs

705 - Escape 2000 - about 1 year ago

This illustrates the danger of extending rock videos to feature length.