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Aaron Kuehmichel
In La Crosse, Wisconsin, USA

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    679
  2. Rocketship X-M
    283
  3. Girls Town
    286
  4. Zombie Nightmare
    305
  5. San Francisco International
    266
  6. The Magic Sword
    206
  7. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    223
  8. Monster A-Go Go
    340
  9. It Conquered the World
    288
  10. First Spaceship on Venus
    156
  11. The Day the Earth Froze
    278
  12. Terror from the Year 5000
    245
  13. Mitchell
    578
  14. Bloodlust
    186
  15. Future War
    263
  16. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    340
  17. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    171
  18. The Beatniks
    187
  19. Laserblast
    396
  20. Lost Continent
    246
  21. The Final Sacrifice
    753
  22. Code Name Diamond Head
    185
  23. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    218
  24. Space Mutiny
    896
  25. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    425
  26. Final Justice
    267
  27. The Atomic Brain
    170
  28. Outlaw of Gor
    317
  29. Puma Man
    514
  30. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    257
  31. Teenage Crime Wave
    183
  32. Quest of the Delta Knights
    258
  33. Gunslinger
    163
  34. Master Ninja II
    159
  35. Prince of Space
    459
  36. Bride of the Monster
    235
  37. Swamp Diamonds
    153
  38. Devil Fish
    257
  39. Teenagers from Outer Space
    284
  40. Fugitive Alien
    328
  41. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    298
  42. Warrior of the Lost World
    332
  43. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    228
  44. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    219
  45. Escape 2000
    255
  46. Radar Secret Service
    224
  47. The Dead Talk Back
    279
  48. Angels' Revenge
    209
  49. The Giant Gila Monster
    256
  50. Time Chasers
    435
  51. Danger! Death Ray
    473
  52. Pod People
    566
  53. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    283
  54. Gorgo
    177
  55. The Screaming Skull
    275
  56. Alien from L.A.
    277
  57. I Accuse My Parents
    406
  58. The Violent Years
    170
  59. Pilot - The Green Slime
    66
  60. Cave Dwellers
    433
  61. Reptilicus
    34
  62. Cry Wilderness
    39
  63. Wizards of the Lost Kingdom
    29

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Forum - about 1 year ago
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Today I find myself in San Francisco International Airport (Where the Big B Actors Roar!) for a connecting flight. I'm somewhat disappointed that they've moved on from the browns-and-tans color scheme.


Wait, what? Akton is impervious to deadly laser rays, but dies 'cause he got a little cut on his arm? C'mon!
1106 - Starcrash - over 1 year ago
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THE best episode of the season, simply because the film is so utterly ridiculous. It's like Star Wars written by eight-year-old boys using Mad Libs.


1102 - Cry Wilderness - almost 2 years ago
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This one has the most replay value for me from Season 11


523 - Village of the Giants - almost 2 years ago
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So the sheriff and his deputy only realize there are giants standing there when they get out of their car and look up? Wouldn't they have seen them from a pretty long distance as they were driving there? Oh. What am I thinking. It's a Bert I. Gordon picture. But at least Sid Melton isn't in it.


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For some reason Tom Servo's over-enunciation of 'chipotle' during Ortega's catered dinner scene gets one of the biggest laughs from me in this episode.


210 - King Dinosaur - over 7 years ago
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Is anybody taking odds that Joel was high as a kite when they filmed that 'Joey the Lemur' bit?


424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - over 7 years ago
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You know, for all this movie's faults, the soundtrack could have been composed by John Coltrane or Miles Davis during one of their more drug-fueled experimental periods.


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I really don't get the continual 'Pina Munda' reference. Can anyone shed some light on it for me?


604 - Zombie Nightmare - over 7 years ago
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I saw a 'live' screening of this episode back in '95 when I was at the University of Minnesota. A crew from Comedy Central (or whatever it was called back then) showed it on a big screen on campus. So much fun with a big audience!


323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - over 4 years ago
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RIP Christopher Lee.


Who we got in Wisconsin?
Forum - over 4 years ago
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I'm a Mistie Cheesehead; any others out there?


Recent Riffs

1106 - Starcrash - over 1 year ago
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'Go...to...SLEEP!'


611 - Last of the Wild Horses - over 7 years ago
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Howdy Hitler!


909 - Gorgo - about 6 years ago
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'Take a look at this, Sam!' NICE obscure Talking Heads reference, there; a paraphrase of the line 'Take a look at these hands!' from the song Born Under Punches (The Heat Goes On) off of Remain In Light. One of my favorites and a classic album by any standard.


311 - It Conquered the World - over 6 years ago
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"She Whoring?!"


K20 - The Last Chase - over 6 years ago
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Voiceover: 'I lost the chance to do what I do best..' Tom: 'Not since his wife died!' That actually startled a guffaw out of me! Servo is naughty!


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'Brought to you by Wife Beater: A trailer park of flavor in every bottle.'


706 - Laserblast - over 7 years ago
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Dirty and Harry.


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Gobble-gobble-gobble! GOBBLE-gobble-gobble-gobble!


804 - The Deadly Mantis - over 7 years ago
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Who are you men and where's my soup?


424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - over 7 years ago
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(During the end credits) 'Okay, everybody pick out someone you wanna punch.'


424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - over 7 years ago
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These clearance sales are brutal!


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So Michael McDonald is fighting the guy from Loverboy...