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Favorite Episodes

  1. Girls Town
    304
  2. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    242
  3. Teenage Crime Wave
    191
  4. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    359
  5. Alien from L.A.
    285
  6. Code Name Diamond Head
    195
  7. High School Big Shot
    198
  8. San Francisco International
    278
  9. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    178
  10. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    352
  11. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    221
  12. The Leech Woman
    250
  13. Horror of Party Beach
    330
  14. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    251
  15. Warrior of the Lost World
    349
  16. The Human Duplicators
    215
  17. The Day the Earth Froze
    292
  18. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    301
  19. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    281
  20. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    295
  21. Being from Another Planet
    200
  22. Rocket Attack USA
    160
  23. The Magic Sword
    212
  24. The Deadly Mantis
    231
  25. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    216
  26. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    354
  27. The Incredible Melting Man
    292
  28. Future War
    278
  29. Diabolik
    218
  30. Girl in Gold Boots
    294
  31. The Projected Man
    209
  32. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    445
  33. The She-Creature
    180
  34. Revenge of the Creature
    240
  35. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    217
  36. Escape 2000
    276
  37. The Giant Spider Invasion
    370
  38. Quest of the Delta Knights
    280
  39. Hamlet
    185
  40. The Screaming Skull
    291
  41. The Dead Talk Back
    288
  42. City Limits
    180
  43. Village of the Giants
    203
  44. Santa Claus
    309
  45. Space Mutiny
    936
  46. Last of the Wild Horses
    169
  47. Danger! Death Ray
    492
  48. The Beatniks
    192
  49. First Spaceship on Venus
    160
  50. Catalina Caper
    281
  51. The Sinister Urge
    223
  52. The Hellcats
    121
  53. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    266
  54. Daddy-O
    257
  55. Robot Monster
    159
  56. Master Ninja I
    268
  57. Gamera
    261
  58. Terror from the Year 5000
    256
  59. Bloodlust
    193
  60. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    159
  61. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    308
  62. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    711
  63. The Brute Man
    225
  64. Operation Double 007
    245
  65. Untamed Youth
    141
  66. Outlaw of Gor
    331
  67. Laserblast
    418
  68. Colossus and the Headhunters
    191
  69. Gamera vs. Zigra
    180
  70. Night of the Blood Beast
    333
  71. Master Ninja II
    164
  72. Beginning of the End
    282
  73. The Violent Years
    176
  74. King Dinosaur
    207
  75. Earth vs. the Spider
    213
  76. Devil Doll
    258
  77. Invasion USA
    187
  78. The Undead
    249
  79. The Amazing Transparent Man
    147
  80. Rocketship X-M
    297
  81. Gamera vs. Barugon
    178
  82. Gamera vs. Guiron
    265
  83. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    231
  84. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    235
  85. Hercules and the Captive Women
    163
  86. Hercules
    160
  87. Mitchell
    607
  88. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    175
  89. 12 to the Moon
    214
  90. The Starfighters
    250
  91. The Rebel Set
    166
  92. It Conquered the World
    297
  93. Jack Frost
    352
  94. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    168

Recent Comments with recent replies

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I had rojipanty complex once a few years ago, nasty stuff.


Movie viewing help
Forum - 11 months ago
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I'm hoping one of you awesome people can help me out. Every time I attempt to watch a movie on here it says that the movie is restricted and I need to be approved to view it. What can I do to watch movies on here?


618 - High School Big Shot - over 7 years ago
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So her and the devil both work for DuPont.......that's dark.


522 - Teenage Crime Wave - over 7 years ago
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I'm not so sure that I want to know what's in the "Manos Ham of Fate" extra zesty secret sauce!


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But the thing DID die, those lying jerks!


Daytime Astronomy
416 - Fire Maidens of Outer Space - about 7 years ago
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I'm no astronomer but shouldn't Anthony Dexter wait for nightfall before trying to observe Jupiter's moons


519 - Outlaw of Gor - over 6 years ago
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How come this movie is suddenly no longer available in my country?


Is This LOVE?!?
Forum - about 5 years ago
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What do you think the most romantic MST3k movie is? (That doesn't mean you HAVE to like the movie, btw)
Mine? Werewolf & Time Chasers
Least romantic? Mitchell & Hobgoblins


817 - Horror of Party Beach - over 7 years ago
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Mike and the bots were right. It DOES seem that the directors of these B grade monster movies have issues with women.


Rename Your Favorite Episodes!
Forum - over 5 years ago
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I was watching "The Magic Sword" earlier and I thought to myself, what a lousy name for this movie. The sword had barely anything to do with the damned movie. It should have been named something more along the plot line like, I dunno, "The 7 Curses"...?

Then I realized half the movies they rip on have horrible, misleading names.

"Star Force: Fugitive Alien 2"? The hell is Star Force? How about you leave it at Fugitive Alien 2? Or better yet, name it "Ken vs. Rocky" the Japanese really like the "vs". titles.

Another one of my favorites is "Pod People". I still don't get the name. They hatch out of eggs ffs, not pods. If that's what they were alluding to, at least name it "Egg People". I think a better title for that movie would be "Midget Mammoths From Outer Space".

I'll end it with that train wreck "Riding With Death". I think the writer went for a hail mary on the movie title after he reviewed the crappy script he wrote. The title is so stupid, I can't even fathom who approved it. I'll quote Tom on this one, "I hope they remember to pick up Death." Haha... I'd rename that movie "The Invisible Mellow Man".

What are some episodes you guys would rename?


Recent Riffs

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Davey, these are federal agents...they are what you young people call bad asses.


901 - The Projected Man - over 7 years ago
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Will you be having recess today ma'am?


802 - The Leech Woman - about 5 years ago
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He's got built in smug!


817 - Horror of Party Beach - over 7 years ago
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(as 2 men stumble drunkenly out of a bar)
This is the realty of Northwest Airlines "mechanical problems".


602 - Invasion USA - over 5 years ago
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I'd like to invade YOU if you don't mind.


602 - Invasion USA - over 5 years ago
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His helmet is ribbed for her pleasure.


607 - Bloodlust - over 5 years ago
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It will be a long time before George & Betty...learn to forgive.


521 - Santa Claus - about 7 years ago
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(as the Japanese children sing)
...If seasonal holiday depression has a soundtrack, this is it.


405 - Being from Another Planet - over 7 years ago
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Character: Who told you, some hustler?
Crow: I don't read Hustler!


815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - over 6 years ago
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Well, I better start screwing up a new case.


815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - over 6 years ago
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He's in a prolonged state of suspended animation!
-Santa came down from Heaven and made him better!!


416 - Fire Maidens of Outer Space - almost 7 years ago
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