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Favorite Episodes

  1. Girls Town
    282
  2. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    223
  3. Teenage Crime Wave
    177
  4. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    328
  5. Alien from L.A.
    268
  6. Code Name Diamond Head
    182
  7. High School Big Shot
    184
  8. San Francisco International
    255
  9. Kitten with a Whip
    149
  10. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    168
  11. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    325
  12. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    189
  13. The Leech Woman
    229
  14. Horror of Party Beach
    307
  15. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    237
  16. Warrior of the Lost World
    318
  17. The Human Duplicators
    201
  18. The Day the Earth Froze
    268
  19. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    269
  20. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    251
  21. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    272
  22. Being from Another Planet
    190
  23. Rocket Attack USA
    146
  24. The Magic Sword
    201
  25. The Deadly Mantis
    208
  26. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    204
  27. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    336
  28. The Incredible Melting Man
    268
  29. Future War
    253
  30. Diabolik
    207
  31. Girl in Gold Boots
    270
  32. The Projected Man
    196
  33. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    410
  34. The She-Creature
    168
  35. Revenge of the Creature
    214
  36. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    193
  37. Escape 2000
    249
  38. The Giant Spider Invasion
    334
  39. Quest of the Delta Knights
    252
  40. Hamlet
    176
  41. The Screaming Skull
    264
  42. The Dead Talk Back
    276
  43. City Limits
    168
  44. Village of the Giants
    191
  45. Santa Claus
    286
  46. Space Mutiny
    874
  47. Last of the Wild Horses
    158
  48. Danger! Death Ray
    454
  49. The Beatniks
    181
  50. First Spaceship on Venus
    151
  51. Catalina Caper
    258
  52. The Sinister Urge
    210
  53. The Hellcats
    110
  54. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    248
  55. Daddy-O
    243
  56. Robot Monster
    150
  57. Master Ninja I
    248
  58. Gamera
    234
  59. Terror from the Year 5000
    235
  60. Bloodlust
    182
  61. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    148
  62. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    287
  63. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    663
  64. The Brute Man
    209
  65. Operation Double 007
    227
  66. Untamed Youth
    132
  67. Outlaw of Gor
    307
  68. Laserblast
    383
  69. Colossus and the Headhunters
    175
  70. Gamera vs. Zigra
    167
  71. Night of the Blood Beast
    306
  72. Master Ninja II
    154
  73. Beginning of the End
    254
  74. The Violent Years
    167
  75. King Dinosaur
    196
  76. Earth vs. the Spider
    191
  77. Devil Doll
    240
  78. Invasion USA
    171
  79. The Undead
    236
  80. The Amazing Transparent Man
    139
  81. Rocketship X-M
    275
  82. Gamera vs. Barugon
    168
  83. Gamera vs. Guiron
    239
  84. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    219
  85. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    217
  86. Hercules and the Captive Women
    152
  87. Hercules
    151
  88. Mitchell
    565
  89. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    165
  90. 12 to the Moon
    198
  91. The Starfighters
    230
  92. The Rebel Set
    156
  93. It Conquered the World
    277
  94. Jack Frost
    324
  95. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    151

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522 - Teenage Crime Wave - over 5 years ago
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I'm not so sure that I want to know what's in the "Manos Ham of Fate" extra zesty secret sauce!


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But the thing DID die, those lying jerks!


Daytime Astronomy
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I'm no astronomer but shouldn't Anthony Dexter wait for nightfall before trying to observe Jupiter's moons


519 - Outlaw of Gor - almost 5 years ago
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How come this movie is suddenly no longer available in my country?


Is This LOVE?!?
Forum - over 3 years ago
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What do you think the most romantic MST3k movie is? (That doesn't mean you HAVE to like the movie, btw)
Mine? Werewolf & Time Chasers
Least romantic? Mitchell & Hobgoblins


817 - Horror of Party Beach - over 5 years ago
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Mike and the bots were right. It DOES seem that the directors of these B grade monster movies have issues with women.


Rename Your Favorite Episodes!
Forum - over 3 years ago
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I was watching "The Magic Sword" earlier and I thought to myself, what a lousy name for this movie. The sword had barely anything to do with the damned movie. It should have been named something more along the plot line like, I dunno, "The 7 Curses"...?

Then I realized half the movies they rip on have horrible, misleading names.

"Star Force: Fugitive Alien 2"? The hell is Star Force? How about you leave it at Fugitive Alien 2? Or better yet, name it "Ken vs. Rocky" the Japanese really like the "vs". titles.

Another one of my favorites is "Pod People". I still don't get the name. They hatch out of eggs ffs, not pods. If that's what they were alluding to, at least name it "Egg People". I think a better title for that movie would be "Midget Mammoths From Outer Space".

I'll end it with that train wreck "Riding With Death". I think the writer went for a hail mary on the movie title after he reviewed the crappy script he wrote. The title is so stupid, I can't even fathom who approved it. I'll quote Tom on this one, "I hope they remember to pick up Death." Haha... I'd rename that movie "The Invisible Mellow Man".

What are some episodes you guys would rename?


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I had rojipanty complex once a few years ago, nasty stuff.


807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - over 5 years ago
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FRA-GEE-LE'


107 - Robot Monster - over 5 years ago
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I love it how the bride is covered from head to toe and yet her fiancee can't seem to find a simple shirt anywhere!


405 - Being from Another Planet - over 5 years ago
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Character: Who told you, some hustler?
Crow: I don't read Hustler!


Recent Riffs

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Davey, these are federal agents...they are what you young people call bad asses.


901 - The Projected Man - over 5 years ago
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Will you be having recess today ma'am?


802 - The Leech Woman - about 3 years ago
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He's got built in smug!


817 - Horror of Party Beach - over 5 years ago
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(as 2 men stumble drunkenly out of a bar)
This is the realty of Northwest Airlines "mechanical problems".


602 - Invasion USA - over 3 years ago
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I'd like to invade YOU if you don't mind.


602 - Invasion USA - over 3 years ago
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His helmet is ribbed for her pleasure.


607 - Bloodlust - almost 4 years ago
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It will be a long time before George & Betty...learn to forgive.


521 - Santa Claus - over 5 years ago
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(as the Japanese children sing)
...If seasonal holiday depression has a soundtrack, this is it.


405 - Being from Another Planet - over 5 years ago
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Character: Who told you, some hustler?
Crow: I don't read Hustler!


815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - almost 5 years ago
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Well, I better start screwing up a new case.


815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - almost 5 years ago
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He's in a prolonged state of suspended animation!
-Santa came down from Heaven and made him better!!


416 - Fire Maidens of Outer Space - almost 5 years ago
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