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Favorite Episodes

  1. Girls Town
    262
  2. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    206
  3. Teenage Crime Wave
    160
  4. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    305
  5. Alien from L.A.
    251
  6. Code Name Diamond Head
    168
  7. High School Big Shot
    166
  8. San Francisco International
    237
  9. Kitten with a Whip
    141
  10. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    155
  11. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    303
  12. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    176
  13. The Leech Woman
    210
  14. Horror of Party Beach
    285
  15. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    226
  16. Warrior of the Lost World
    290
  17. The Human Duplicators
    185
  18. The Day the Earth Froze
    242
  19. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    250
  20. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    234
  21. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    246
  22. Being from Another Planet
    176
  23. Rocket Attack USA
    138
  24. The Magic Sword
    186
  25. The Deadly Mantis
    188
  26. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    187
  27. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    310
  28. The Incredible Melting Man
    244
  29. Future War
    237
  30. Diabolik
    192
  31. Girl in Gold Boots
    254
  32. The Projected Man
    185
  33. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    386
  34. The She-Creature
    154
  35. Revenge of the Creature
    199
  36. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    171
  37. Escape 2000
    230
  38. The Giant Spider Invasion
    313
  39. Quest of the Delta Knights
    240
  40. Hamlet
    161
  41. The Screaming Skull
    242
  42. The Dead Talk Back
    255
  43. City Limits
    153
  44. Village of the Giants
    177
  45. Santa Claus
    264
  46. Space Mutiny
    826
  47. Last of the Wild Horses
    143
  48. Danger! Death Ray
    425
  49. The Beatniks
    170
  50. First Spaceship on Venus
    135
  51. Catalina Caper
    246
  52. The Sinister Urge
    196
  53. The Hellcats
    101
  54. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    234
  55. Daddy-O
    226
  56. Robot Monster
    138
  57. Master Ninja I
    231
  58. Gamera
    217
  59. Terror from the Year 5000
    220
  60. Bloodlust
    165
  61. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    138
  62. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    268
  63. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    621
  64. The Brute Man
    190
  65. Operation Double 007
    208
  66. Untamed Youth
    123
  67. Outlaw of Gor
    286
  68. Laserblast
    351
  69. Colossus and the Headhunters
    161
  70. Gamera vs. Zigra
    152
  71. Night of the Blood Beast
    282
  72. Master Ninja II
    146
  73. Beginning of the End
    238
  74. The Violent Years
    148
  75. King Dinosaur
    181
  76. Earth vs. the Spider
    178
  77. Devil Doll
    220
  78. Invasion USA
    152
  79. The Undead
    218
  80. The Amazing Transparent Man
    130
  81. Rocketship X-M
    262
  82. Gamera vs. Barugon
    151
  83. Gamera vs. Guiron
    224
  84. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    206
  85. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    201
  86. Hercules and the Captive Women
    139
  87. Hercules
    138
  88. Mitchell
    526
  89. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    151
  90. 12 to the Moon
    182
  91. The Starfighters
    212
  92. The Rebel Set
    144
  93. It Conquered the World
    250
  94. Jack Frost
    293
  95. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    132

Recent Comments with recent replies

522 - Teenage Crime Wave - about 4 years ago
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I'm not so sure that I want to know what's in the "Manos Ham of Fate" extra zesty secret sauce!


805 - The Thing That Couldn't Die - about 4 years ago
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But the thing DID die, those lying jerks!


Daytime Astronomy
416 - Fire Maidens of Outer Space - almost 4 years ago
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I'm no astronomer but shouldn't Anthony Dexter wait for nightfall before trying to observe Jupiter's moons


519 - Outlaw of Gor - over 3 years ago
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How come this movie is suddenly no longer available in my country?


Is This LOVE?!?
Forum - almost 2 years ago
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What do you think the most romantic MST3k movie is? (That doesn't mean you HAVE to like the movie, btw)
Mine? Werewolf & Time Chasers
Least romantic? Mitchell & Hobgoblins


817 - Horror of Party Beach - about 4 years ago
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Mike and the bots were right. It DOES seem that the directors of these B grade monster movies have issues with women.


Rename Your Favorite Episodes!
Forum - about 2 years ago
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I was watching "The Magic Sword" earlier and I thought to myself, what a lousy name for this movie. The sword had barely anything to do with the damned movie. It should have been named something more along the plot line like, I dunno, "The 7 Curses"...?

Then I realized half the movies they rip on have horrible, misleading names.

"Star Force: Fugitive Alien 2"? The hell is Star Force? How about you leave it at Fugitive Alien 2? Or better yet, name it "Ken vs. Rocky" the Japanese really like the "vs". titles.

Another one of my favorites is "Pod People". I still don't get the name. They hatch out of eggs ffs, not pods. If that's what they were alluding to, at least name it "Egg People". I think a better title for that movie would be "Midget Mammoths From Outer Space".

I'll end it with that train wreck "Riding With Death". I think the writer went for a hail mary on the movie title after he reviewed the crappy script he wrote. The title is so stupid, I can't even fathom who approved it. I'll quote Tom on this one, "I hope they remember to pick up Death." Haha... I'd rename that movie "The Invisible Mellow Man".

What are some episodes you guys would rename?


819 - Invasion of the Neptune Men - about 4 years ago
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I had rojipanty complex once a few years ago, nasty stuff.


807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - almost 4 years ago
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FRA-GEE-LE'


107 - Robot Monster - about 4 years ago
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I love it how the bride is covered from head to toe and yet her fiancee can't seem to find a simple shirt anywhere!


405 - Being from Another Planet - about 4 years ago
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Character: Who told you, some hustler?
Crow: I don't read Hustler!


Recent Riffs

614 - San Francisco International - about 4 years ago
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Davey, these are federal agents...they are what you young people call bad asses.


901 - The Projected Man - about 4 years ago
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Will you be having recess today ma'am?


802 - The Leech Woman - almost 2 years ago
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He's got built in smug!


817 - Horror of Party Beach - about 4 years ago
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(as 2 men stumble drunkenly out of a bar)
This is the realty of Northwest Airlines "mechanical problems".


602 - Invasion USA - over 2 years ago
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I'd like to invade YOU if you don't mind.


602 - Invasion USA - over 2 years ago
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His helmet is ribbed for her pleasure.


607 - Bloodlust - over 2 years ago
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It will be a long time before George & Betty...learn to forgive.


521 - Santa Claus - about 4 years ago
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(as the Japanese children sing)
...If seasonal holiday depression has a soundtrack, this is it.


405 - Being from Another Planet - about 4 years ago
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Character: Who told you, some hustler?
Crow: I don't read Hustler!


815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - over 3 years ago
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Well, I better start screwing up a new case.


815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - over 3 years ago
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He's in a prolonged state of suspended animation!
-Santa came down from Heaven and made him better!!


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