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Favorite Episodes

  1. Girls Town
    242
  2. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    187
  3. Teenage Crime Wave
    146
  4. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    284
  5. Alien from L.A.
    233
  6. Code Name Diamond Head
    152
  7. High School Big Shot
    153
  8. San Francisco International
    212
  9. Kitten with a Whip
    124
  10. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    146
  11. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    278
  12. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    158
  13. The Leech Woman
    183
  14. Horror of Party Beach
    265
  15. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    202
  16. Warrior of the Lost World
    267
  17. The Human Duplicators
    165
  18. The Day the Earth Froze
    220
  19. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    228
  20. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    214
  21. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    229
  22. Being from Another Planet
    157
  23. Rocket Attack USA
    120
  24. The Magic Sword
    166
  25. The Deadly Mantis
    165
  26. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    172
  27. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    287
  28. The Incredible Melting Man
    224
  29. Future War
    221
  30. Diabolik
    173
  31. Girl in Gold Boots
    236
  32. The Projected Man
    164
  33. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    352
  34. The She-Creature
    136
  35. Revenge of the Creature
    178
  36. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    153
  37. Escape 2000
    207
  38. The Giant Spider Invasion
    285
  39. Quest of the Delta Knights
    215
  40. Hamlet
    140
  41. The Screaming Skull
    223
  42. The Dead Talk Back
    236
  43. City Limits
    142
  44. Village of the Giants
    161
  45. Santa Claus
    245
  46. Space Mutiny
    776
  47. Last of the Wild Horses
    134
  48. Danger! Death Ray
    391
  49. The Beatniks
    159
  50. First Spaceship on Venus
    127
  51. Catalina Caper
    225
  52. The Sinister Urge
    179
  53. The Hellcats
    88
  54. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    217
  55. Daddy-O
    202
  56. Robot Monster
    125
  57. Master Ninja I
    213
  58. Gamera
    191
  59. Terror from the Year 5000
    201
  60. Bloodlust
    147
  61. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    130
  62. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    252
  63. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    582
  64. The Brute Man
    171
  65. Operation Double 007
    192
  66. Untamed Youth
    108
  67. Outlaw of Gor
    259
  68. Laserblast
    332
  69. Colossus and the Headhunters
    149
  70. Gamera vs. Zigra
    130
  71. Night of the Blood Beast
    255
  72. Master Ninja II
    134
  73. Beginning of the End
    227
  74. The Violent Years
    136
  75. King Dinosaur
    164
  76. Earth vs. the Spider
    163
  77. Devil Doll
    199
  78. Invasion USA
    138
  79. The Undead
    199
  80. The Amazing Transparent Man
    118
  81. Rocketship X-M
    238
  82. Gamera vs. Barugon
    132
  83. Gamera vs. Guiron
    193
  84. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    190
  85. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    178
  86. Hercules and the Captive Women
    128
  87. Hercules
    124
  88. Mitchell
    489
  89. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    142
  90. 12 to the Moon
    168
  91. The Starfighters
    188
  92. The Rebel Set
    136
  93. It Conquered the World
    222
  94. Jack Frost
    264
  95. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    118

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522 - Teenage Crime Wave - over 3 years ago

I'm not so sure that I want to know what's in the "Manos Ham of Fate" extra zesty secret sauce!


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805 - The Thing That Couldn't Die - about 3 years ago

But the thing DID die, those lying jerks!


Daytime Astronomy
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416 - Fire Maidens of Outer Space - about 3 years ago

I'm no astronomer but shouldn't Anthony Dexter wait for nightfall before trying to observe Jupiter's moons


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519 - Outlaw of Gor - over 2 years ago

How come this movie is suddenly no longer available in my country?


Is This LOVE?!?
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Forum - 11 months ago

What do you think the most romantic MST3k movie is? (That doesn't mean you HAVE to like the movie, btw)
Mine? Werewolf & Time Chasers
Least romantic? Mitchell & Hobgoblins


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817 - Horror of Party Beach - over 3 years ago

Mike and the bots were right. It DOES seem that the directors of these B grade monster movies have issues with women.


Rename Your Favorite Episodes!
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Forum - over 1 year ago

I was watching "The Magic Sword" earlier and I thought to myself, what a lousy name for this movie. The sword had barely anything to do with the damned movie. It should have been named something more along the plot line like, I dunno, "The 7 Curses"...?

Then I realized half the movies they rip on have horrible, misleading names.

"Star Force: Fugitive Alien 2"? The hell is Star Force? How about you leave it at Fugitive Alien 2? Or better yet, name it "Ken vs. Rocky" the Japanese really like the "vs". titles.

Another one of my favorites is "Pod People". I still don't get the name. They hatch out of eggs ffs, not pods. If that's what they were alluding to, at least name it "Egg People". I think a better title for that movie would be "Midget Mammoths From Outer Space".

I'll end it with that train wreck "Riding With Death". I think the writer went for a hail mary on the movie title after he reviewed the crappy script he wrote. The title is so stupid, I can't even fathom who approved it. I'll quote Tom on this one, "I hope they remember to pick up Death." Haha... I'd rename that movie "The Invisible Mellow Man".

What are some episodes you guys would rename?


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I had rojipanty complex once a few years ago, nasty stuff.


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807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - almost 3 years ago

FRA-GEE-LE'


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107 - Robot Monster - over 3 years ago

I love it how the bride is covered from head to toe and yet her fiancee can't seem to find a simple shirt anywhere!


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405 - Being from Another Planet - over 3 years ago

Character: Who told you, some hustler?
Crow: I don't read Hustler!


Recent Riffs

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Davey, these are federal agents...they are what you young people call bad asses.


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901 - The Projected Man - over 3 years ago

Will you be having recess today ma'am?


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802 - The Leech Woman - 11 months ago

He's got built in smug!


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817 - Horror of Party Beach - over 3 years ago

(as 2 men stumble drunkenly out of a bar)
This is the realty of Northwest Airlines "mechanical problems".


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602 - Invasion USA - over 1 year ago

I'd like to invade YOU if you don't mind.


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602 - Invasion USA - over 1 year ago

His helmet is ribbed for her pleasure.


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607 - Bloodlust - over 1 year ago

It will be a long time before George & Betty...learn to forgive.


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521 - Santa Claus - about 3 years ago

(as the Japanese children sing)
...If seasonal holiday depression has a soundtrack, this is it.


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405 - Being from Another Planet - over 3 years ago

Character: Who told you, some hustler?
Crow: I don't read Hustler!


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815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - over 2 years ago

Well, I better start screwing up a new case.


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815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - over 2 years ago

He's in a prolonged state of suspended animation!
-Santa came down from Heaven and made him better!!


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