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Favorite Episodes

  1. Girls Town
    290
  2. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    228
  3. Teenage Crime Wave
    187
  4. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    341
  5. Alien from L.A.
    276
  6. Code Name Diamond Head
    186
  7. High School Big Shot
    189
  8. San Francisco International
    266
  9. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    171
  10. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    335
  11. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    203
  12. The Leech Woman
    241
  13. Horror of Party Beach
    316
  14. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    243
  15. Warrior of the Lost World
    333
  16. The Human Duplicators
    209
  17. The Day the Earth Froze
    279
  18. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    286
  19. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    264
  20. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    284
  21. Being from Another Planet
    196
  22. Rocket Attack USA
    154
  23. The Magic Sword
    208
  24. The Deadly Mantis
    217
  25. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    208
  26. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    341
  27. The Incredible Melting Man
    278
  28. Future War
    263
  29. Diabolik
    211
  30. Girl in Gold Boots
    280
  31. The Projected Man
    205
  32. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    425
  33. The She-Creature
    172
  34. Revenge of the Creature
    231
  35. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    202
  36. Escape 2000
    257
  37. The Giant Spider Invasion
    351
  38. Quest of the Delta Knights
    260
  39. Hamlet
    176
  40. The Screaming Skull
    277
  41. The Dead Talk Back
    280
  42. City Limits
    172
  43. Village of the Giants
    198
  44. Santa Claus
    297
  45. Space Mutiny
    902
  46. Last of the Wild Horses
    163
  47. Danger! Death Ray
    475
  48. The Beatniks
    188
  49. First Spaceship on Venus
    157
  50. Catalina Caper
    270
  51. The Sinister Urge
    219
  52. The Hellcats
    114
  53. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    256
  54. Daddy-O
    252
  55. Robot Monster
    155
  56. Master Ninja I
    256
  57. Gamera
    248
  58. Terror from the Year 5000
    247
  59. Bloodlust
    188
  60. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    152
  61. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    298
  62. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    687
  63. The Brute Man
    219
  64. Operation Double 007
    237
  65. Untamed Youth
    135
  66. Outlaw of Gor
    319
  67. Laserblast
    399
  68. Colossus and the Headhunters
    181
  69. Gamera vs. Zigra
    174
  70. Night of the Blood Beast
    321
  71. Master Ninja II
    160
  72. Beginning of the End
    270
  73. The Violent Years
    170
  74. King Dinosaur
    203
  75. Earth vs. the Spider
    203
  76. Devil Doll
    245
  77. Invasion USA
    178
  78. The Undead
    245
  79. The Amazing Transparent Man
    145
  80. Rocketship X-M
    284
  81. Gamera vs. Barugon
    175
  82. Gamera vs. Guiron
    253
  83. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    226
  84. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    225
  85. Hercules and the Captive Women
    160
  86. Hercules
    154
  87. Mitchell
    577
  88. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    171
  89. 12 to the Moon
    206
  90. The Starfighters
    238
  91. The Rebel Set
    161
  92. It Conquered the World
    293
  93. Jack Frost
    335
  94. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    158

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522 - Teenage Crime Wave - over 6 years ago
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I'm not so sure that I want to know what's in the "Manos Ham of Fate" extra zesty secret sauce!


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But the thing DID die, those lying jerks!


Daytime Astronomy
416 - Fire Maidens of Outer Space - about 6 years ago
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I'm no astronomer but shouldn't Anthony Dexter wait for nightfall before trying to observe Jupiter's moons


519 - Outlaw of Gor - over 5 years ago
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How come this movie is suddenly no longer available in my country?


Is This LOVE?!?
Forum - about 4 years ago
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What do you think the most romantic MST3k movie is? (That doesn't mean you HAVE to like the movie, btw)
Mine? Werewolf & Time Chasers
Least romantic? Mitchell & Hobgoblins


817 - Horror of Party Beach - over 6 years ago
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Mike and the bots were right. It DOES seem that the directors of these B grade monster movies have issues with women.


Rename Your Favorite Episodes!
Forum - over 4 years ago
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I was watching "The Magic Sword" earlier and I thought to myself, what a lousy name for this movie. The sword had barely anything to do with the damned movie. It should have been named something more along the plot line like, I dunno, "The 7 Curses"...?

Then I realized half the movies they rip on have horrible, misleading names.

"Star Force: Fugitive Alien 2"? The hell is Star Force? How about you leave it at Fugitive Alien 2? Or better yet, name it "Ken vs. Rocky" the Japanese really like the "vs". titles.

Another one of my favorites is "Pod People". I still don't get the name. They hatch out of eggs ffs, not pods. If that's what they were alluding to, at least name it "Egg People". I think a better title for that movie would be "Midget Mammoths From Outer Space".

I'll end it with that train wreck "Riding With Death". I think the writer went for a hail mary on the movie title after he reviewed the crappy script he wrote. The title is so stupid, I can't even fathom who approved it. I'll quote Tom on this one, "I hope they remember to pick up Death." Haha... I'd rename that movie "The Invisible Mellow Man".

What are some episodes you guys would rename?


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I had rojipanty complex once a few years ago, nasty stuff.


807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - about 6 years ago
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FRA-GEE-LE'


107 - Robot Monster - over 6 years ago
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I love it how the bride is covered from head to toe and yet her fiancee can't seem to find a simple shirt anywhere!


405 - Being from Another Planet - over 6 years ago
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Character: Who told you, some hustler?
Crow: I don't read Hustler!


Recent Riffs

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Davey, these are federal agents...they are what you young people call bad asses.


901 - The Projected Man - over 6 years ago
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Will you be having recess today ma'am?


802 - The Leech Woman - almost 4 years ago
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He's got built in smug!


817 - Horror of Party Beach - over 6 years ago
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(as 2 men stumble drunkenly out of a bar)
This is the realty of Northwest Airlines "mechanical problems".


602 - Invasion USA - over 4 years ago
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I'd like to invade YOU if you don't mind.


602 - Invasion USA - over 4 years ago
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His helmet is ribbed for her pleasure.


607 - Bloodlust - over 4 years ago
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It will be a long time before George & Betty...learn to forgive.


521 - Santa Claus - about 6 years ago
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(as the Japanese children sing)
...If seasonal holiday depression has a soundtrack, this is it.


405 - Being from Another Planet - over 6 years ago
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Character: Who told you, some hustler?
Crow: I don't read Hustler!


815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - over 5 years ago
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Well, I better start screwing up a new case.


815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - over 5 years ago
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He's in a prolonged state of suspended animation!
-Santa came down from Heaven and made him better!!


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