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Favorite Episodes

  1. Girls Town
    250
  2. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    192
  3. Teenage Crime Wave
    149
  4. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    289
  5. Alien from L.A.
    239
  6. Code Name Diamond Head
    153
  7. High School Big Shot
    155
  8. San Francisco International
    221
  9. Kitten with a Whip
    129
  10. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    150
  11. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    282
  12. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    164
  13. The Leech Woman
    191
  14. Horror of Party Beach
    270
  15. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    210
  16. Warrior of the Lost World
    274
  17. The Human Duplicators
    168
  18. The Day the Earth Froze
    228
  19. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    232
  20. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    219
  21. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    235
  22. Being from Another Planet
    160
  23. Rocket Attack USA
    123
  24. The Magic Sword
    170
  25. The Deadly Mantis
    171
  26. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    176
  27. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    297
  28. The Incredible Melting Man
    230
  29. Future War
    229
  30. Diabolik
    178
  31. Girl in Gold Boots
    239
  32. The Projected Man
    167
  33. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    361
  34. The She-Creature
    142
  35. Revenge of the Creature
    183
  36. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    156
  37. Escape 2000
    210
  38. The Giant Spider Invasion
    291
  39. Quest of the Delta Knights
    221
  40. Hamlet
    143
  41. The Screaming Skull
    228
  42. The Dead Talk Back
    239
  43. City Limits
    144
  44. Village of the Giants
    167
  45. Santa Claus
    251
  46. Space Mutiny
    784
  47. Last of the Wild Horses
    135
  48. Danger! Death Ray
    397
  49. The Beatniks
    160
  50. First Spaceship on Venus
    128
  51. Catalina Caper
    230
  52. The Sinister Urge
    184
  53. The Hellcats
    89
  54. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    222
  55. Daddy-O
    205
  56. Robot Monster
    130
  57. Master Ninja I
    217
  58. Gamera
    192
  59. Terror from the Year 5000
    203
  60. Bloodlust
    150
  61. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    131
  62. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    257
  63. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    594
  64. The Brute Man
    175
  65. Operation Double 007
    196
  66. Untamed Youth
    109
  67. Outlaw of Gor
    264
  68. Laserblast
    336
  69. Colossus and the Headhunters
    150
  70. Gamera vs. Zigra
    135
  71. Night of the Blood Beast
    259
  72. Master Ninja II
    135
  73. Beginning of the End
    228
  74. The Violent Years
    140
  75. King Dinosaur
    166
  76. Earth vs. the Spider
    166
  77. Devil Doll
    206
  78. Invasion USA
    139
  79. The Undead
    203
  80. The Amazing Transparent Man
    121
  81. Rocketship X-M
    239
  82. Gamera vs. Barugon
    135
  83. Gamera vs. Guiron
    202
  84. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    194
  85. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    182
  86. Hercules and the Captive Women
    128
  87. Hercules
    125
  88. Mitchell
    497
  89. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    144
  90. 12 to the Moon
    172
  91. The Starfighters
    197
  92. The Rebel Set
    136
  93. It Conquered the World
    227
  94. Jack Frost
    275
  95. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    120

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522 - Teenage Crime Wave - over 3 years ago

I'm not so sure that I want to know what's in the "Manos Ham of Fate" extra zesty secret sauce!


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But the thing DID die, those lying jerks!


Daytime Astronomy
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416 - Fire Maidens of Outer Space - about 3 years ago

I'm no astronomer but shouldn't Anthony Dexter wait for nightfall before trying to observe Jupiter's moons


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519 - Outlaw of Gor - over 2 years ago

How come this movie is suddenly no longer available in my country?


Is This LOVE?!?
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Forum - about 1 year ago

What do you think the most romantic MST3k movie is? (That doesn't mean you HAVE to like the movie, btw)
Mine? Werewolf & Time Chasers
Least romantic? Mitchell & Hobgoblins


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817 - Horror of Party Beach - over 3 years ago

Mike and the bots were right. It DOES seem that the directors of these B grade monster movies have issues with women.


Rename Your Favorite Episodes!
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Forum - over 1 year ago

I was watching "The Magic Sword" earlier and I thought to myself, what a lousy name for this movie. The sword had barely anything to do with the damned movie. It should have been named something more along the plot line like, I dunno, "The 7 Curses"...?

Then I realized half the movies they rip on have horrible, misleading names.

"Star Force: Fugitive Alien 2"? The hell is Star Force? How about you leave it at Fugitive Alien 2? Or better yet, name it "Ken vs. Rocky" the Japanese really like the "vs". titles.

Another one of my favorites is "Pod People". I still don't get the name. They hatch out of eggs ffs, not pods. If that's what they were alluding to, at least name it "Egg People". I think a better title for that movie would be "Midget Mammoths From Outer Space".

I'll end it with that train wreck "Riding With Death". I think the writer went for a hail mary on the movie title after he reviewed the crappy script he wrote. The title is so stupid, I can't even fathom who approved it. I'll quote Tom on this one, "I hope they remember to pick up Death." Haha... I'd rename that movie "The Invisible Mellow Man".

What are some episodes you guys would rename?


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I had rojipanty complex once a few years ago, nasty stuff.


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807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - about 3 years ago

FRA-GEE-LE'


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107 - Robot Monster - over 3 years ago

I love it how the bride is covered from head to toe and yet her fiancee can't seem to find a simple shirt anywhere!


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405 - Being from Another Planet - over 3 years ago

Character: Who told you, some hustler?
Crow: I don't read Hustler!


Recent Riffs

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Davey, these are federal agents...they are what you young people call bad asses.


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901 - The Projected Man - over 3 years ago

Will you be having recess today ma'am?


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802 - The Leech Woman - about 1 year ago

He's got built in smug!


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817 - Horror of Party Beach - over 3 years ago

(as 2 men stumble drunkenly out of a bar)
This is the realty of Northwest Airlines "mechanical problems".


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602 - Invasion USA - over 1 year ago

I'd like to invade YOU if you don't mind.


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602 - Invasion USA - over 1 year ago

His helmet is ribbed for her pleasure.


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607 - Bloodlust - over 1 year ago

It will be a long time before George & Betty...learn to forgive.


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521 - Santa Claus - over 3 years ago

(as the Japanese children sing)
...If seasonal holiday depression has a soundtrack, this is it.


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405 - Being from Another Planet - over 3 years ago

Character: Who told you, some hustler?
Crow: I don't read Hustler!


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815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - over 2 years ago

Well, I better start screwing up a new case.


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815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - over 2 years ago

He's in a prolonged state of suspended animation!
-Santa came down from Heaven and made him better!!


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416 - Fire Maidens of Outer Space - almost 3 years ago

♫ Pad pad pad the film,
pad pad pad the film,
pad pad pad pad,
pad pad pad pad
pad pad pad the film!♫