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Favorite Episodes

  1. Girls Town
    269
  2. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    209
  3. Teenage Crime Wave
    169
  4. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    313
  5. Alien from L.A.
    256
  6. Code Name Diamond Head
    171
  7. High School Big Shot
    170
  8. San Francisco International
    244
  9. Kitten with a Whip
    145
  10. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    160
  11. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    313
  12. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    182
  13. The Leech Woman
    215
  14. Horror of Party Beach
    295
  15. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    227
  16. Warrior of the Lost World
    298
  17. The Human Duplicators
    192
  18. The Day the Earth Froze
    248
  19. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    256
  20. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    240
  21. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    257
  22. Being from Another Planet
    178
  23. Rocket Attack USA
    141
  24. The Magic Sword
    190
  25. The Deadly Mantis
    195
  26. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    196
  27. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    317
  28. The Incredible Melting Man
    251
  29. Future War
    241
  30. Diabolik
    195
  31. Girl in Gold Boots
    260
  32. The Projected Man
    189
  33. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    394
  34. The She-Creature
    160
  35. Revenge of the Creature
    205
  36. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    173
  37. Escape 2000
    237
  38. The Giant Spider Invasion
    321
  39. Quest of the Delta Knights
    244
  40. Hamlet
    165
  41. The Screaming Skull
    248
  42. The Dead Talk Back
    262
  43. City Limits
    158
  44. Village of the Giants
    180
  45. Santa Claus
    269
  46. Space Mutiny
    842
  47. Last of the Wild Horses
    147
  48. Danger! Death Ray
    434
  49. The Beatniks
    171
  50. First Spaceship on Venus
    140
  51. Catalina Caper
    248
  52. The Sinister Urge
    201
  53. The Hellcats
    102
  54. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    240
  55. Daddy-O
    230
  56. Robot Monster
    142
  57. Master Ninja I
    237
  58. Gamera
    223
  59. Terror from the Year 5000
    225
  60. Bloodlust
    172
  61. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    140
  62. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    278
  63. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    634
  64. The Brute Man
    199
  65. Operation Double 007
    214
  66. Untamed Youth
    126
  67. Outlaw of Gor
    290
  68. Laserblast
    360
  69. Colossus and the Headhunters
    166
  70. Gamera vs. Zigra
    159
  71. Night of the Blood Beast
    290
  72. Master Ninja II
    149
  73. Beginning of the End
    245
  74. The Violent Years
    156
  75. King Dinosaur
    188
  76. Earth vs. the Spider
    183
  77. Devil Doll
    229
  78. Invasion USA
    160
  79. The Undead
    225
  80. The Amazing Transparent Man
    131
  81. Rocketship X-M
    266
  82. Gamera vs. Barugon
    162
  83. Gamera vs. Guiron
    231
  84. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    211
  85. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    207
  86. Hercules and the Captive Women
    144
  87. Hercules
    144
  88. Mitchell
    536
  89. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    155
  90. 12 to the Moon
    185
  91. The Starfighters
    218
  92. The Rebel Set
    147
  93. It Conquered the World
    256
  94. Jack Frost
    297
  95. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    139

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522 - Teenage Crime Wave - over 4 years ago
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I'm not so sure that I want to know what's in the "Manos Ham of Fate" extra zesty secret sauce!


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But the thing DID die, those lying jerks!


Daytime Astronomy
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I'm no astronomer but shouldn't Anthony Dexter wait for nightfall before trying to observe Jupiter's moons


519 - Outlaw of Gor - almost 4 years ago
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How come this movie is suddenly no longer available in my country?


Is This LOVE?!?
Forum - over 2 years ago
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What do you think the most romantic MST3k movie is? (That doesn't mean you HAVE to like the movie, btw)
Mine? Werewolf & Time Chasers
Least romantic? Mitchell & Hobgoblins


817 - Horror of Party Beach - over 4 years ago
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Mike and the bots were right. It DOES seem that the directors of these B grade monster movies have issues with women.


Rename Your Favorite Episodes!
Forum - over 2 years ago
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I was watching "The Magic Sword" earlier and I thought to myself, what a lousy name for this movie. The sword had barely anything to do with the damned movie. It should have been named something more along the plot line like, I dunno, "The 7 Curses"...?

Then I realized half the movies they rip on have horrible, misleading names.

"Star Force: Fugitive Alien 2"? The hell is Star Force? How about you leave it at Fugitive Alien 2? Or better yet, name it "Ken vs. Rocky" the Japanese really like the "vs". titles.

Another one of my favorites is "Pod People". I still don't get the name. They hatch out of eggs ffs, not pods. If that's what they were alluding to, at least name it "Egg People". I think a better title for that movie would be "Midget Mammoths From Outer Space".

I'll end it with that train wreck "Riding With Death". I think the writer went for a hail mary on the movie title after he reviewed the crappy script he wrote. The title is so stupid, I can't even fathom who approved it. I'll quote Tom on this one, "I hope they remember to pick up Death." Haha... I'd rename that movie "The Invisible Mellow Man".

What are some episodes you guys would rename?


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I had rojipanty complex once a few years ago, nasty stuff.


807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - over 4 years ago
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FRA-GEE-LE'


107 - Robot Monster - over 4 years ago
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I love it how the bride is covered from head to toe and yet her fiancee can't seem to find a simple shirt anywhere!


405 - Being from Another Planet - over 4 years ago
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Character: Who told you, some hustler?
Crow: I don't read Hustler!


Recent Riffs

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Davey, these are federal agents...they are what you young people call bad asses.


901 - The Projected Man - over 4 years ago
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Will you be having recess today ma'am?


802 - The Leech Woman - about 2 years ago
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He's got built in smug!


817 - Horror of Party Beach - over 4 years ago
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(as 2 men stumble drunkenly out of a bar)
This is the realty of Northwest Airlines "mechanical problems".


602 - Invasion USA - over 2 years ago
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I'd like to invade YOU if you don't mind.


602 - Invasion USA - over 2 years ago
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His helmet is ribbed for her pleasure.


607 - Bloodlust - almost 3 years ago
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It will be a long time before George & Betty...learn to forgive.


521 - Santa Claus - over 4 years ago
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(as the Japanese children sing)
...If seasonal holiday depression has a soundtrack, this is it.


405 - Being from Another Planet - over 4 years ago
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Character: Who told you, some hustler?
Crow: I don't read Hustler!


815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - almost 4 years ago
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Well, I better start screwing up a new case.


815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - almost 4 years ago
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He's in a prolonged state of suspended animation!
-Santa came down from Heaven and made him better!!


416 - Fire Maidens of Outer Space - about 4 years ago
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