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MSTeacher3K - about 2 years ago
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This is a totally random comment, but after running across your posts for a few years, I decided to finally post. I think your username is really funny, mostly because I like the dish chicken marsala. lol


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806 - The Undead - almost 4 years ago
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Hey, they quoted a Talking Heads song that wasn't "Once in a Lifetime" for once! :) (at 14:25 or thereabouts)


Riff-search request
Forum - 10 months ago
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Hey I have a problem

There's an old MST3k riff --- I can't recall whether it's in a short or a full-length film --- that's an extended pun on . . . archipelago? Atoll? Peninsula? Isthmus? I can't recall, but it has to do with a landmass by a body of water. It had me in stitches. Help?


The Good, the Bad, and the Mis-titled
Forum - over 1 year ago
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Favorite movie titles?
(Not favorite movies, just titles.) Bonus points for movies NOT featured on MST3K or Rifftrax. The weirder the better.


MSTeacher3K - about 2 years ago
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This is a totally random comment, but after running across your posts for a few years, I decided to finally post. I think your username is really funny, mostly because I like the dish chicken marsala. lol


RIP at 81
Forum - over 1 year ago
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Anyone know any Gene Wilder-related MST3K riffs?


Mike Patton's "Deep Down"
Forum - almost 2 years ago
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For those who aren't familiar, Mike Patton is the singer for Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, and Fantomas. He's one of my favorite vocalists, and he also has like a billion side projects that I've never listened to. Recently I was trying to change that and listen to more things by him, and I found a solo album called "Mondo Cane" which features a wonderful version of "Deep Down" (the theme song from "Diabolik"). Check it out, won't you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqdAb--vUks


Unrelated, but plausible.
Forum - almost 2 years ago
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Hello, MSTies! This is unrelated, but plausible at the same time. I wrote this one act play and....you're probably already wondering why it's plausible. Well, you see, I wanted to know all of your opinions. Because it's a lot of satire. It's a big satirical writing I've been working on for a while. And I'm still putting in and taking away some things. It's very dialogue-heavy, but I think it's funny. So, that's why I want you guys to confirm it. So, here's the link: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Uq2nRj5TNtYYW0QKeSe76-t5JGzbSzR6ND181YYYdyo/pub


Recent Riffs

106 - The Crawling Hand - over 3 years ago
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"I've got to talk to him right away - it's urgent." I need more calendars!


520 - Radar Secret Service - about 4 years ago
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"Radar: a magic word, born of a world conflict." War is good!


904 - Werewolf - over 4 years ago
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♫ Hey mighty brontosaurus, don't you have a lesson for us? ♫


422 - The Day the Earth Froze - over 4 years ago
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"And who are you?" Oh, me? I'm just the laundry.


414 - Tormented - over 4 years ago
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Hey, nice head! I'd say that's about a four or five-pound head!


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"Hating the waste, the pain, the needlessness..." ...the filth that is humanity.