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Favorite Episodes
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Gamera vs. Guiron
261
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Diabolik
216
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The Deadly Mantis
229
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Lost Continent
257
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San Francisco International
276
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The Amazing Colossal Man
216
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Invasion of the Neptune Men
250
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Rocket Attack USA
158
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Hercules
158
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The Screaming Skull
288
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Revenge of the Creature
238
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Tormented
228
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Master Ninja I
265
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Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
348
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Earth vs. the Spider
209
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12 to the Moon
214
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Teenage Crime Wave
191
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Racket Girls
182
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The Sinister Urge
224
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Jungle Goddess
197
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Warrior of the Lost World
347
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City Limits
179
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The Sidehackers
215
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Wild Rebels
172
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The Incredible Melting Man
286
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Moon Zero Two
213
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Cave Dwellers
449
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Fugitive Alien
341
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Future War
276
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Track of the Moon Beast
295
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Beginning of the End
280
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Hercules Against the Moon Men
230
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Zombie Nightmare
316
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The Giant Spider Invasion
363
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Jack Frost
350
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The Skydivers
276
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King Dinosaur
207
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First Spaceship on Venus
160
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Teenage Strangler
325
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Crash of the Moons
179
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The Human Duplicators
214
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The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
228
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The Brain that Wouldn't Die
356
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Bride of the Monster
247
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Red Zone Cuba
239
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Colossus and the Headhunters
190
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Code Name Diamond Head
193
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Final Justice
276
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Alien from L.A.
285
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Catalina Caper
279
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Hobgoblins
409
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Radar Secret Service
233
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The Wild World of Batwoman
238
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The Giant Gila Monster
270
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The Deadly Bees
232
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Manhunt in Space
174
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Ring of Terror
198
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Daddy-O
257
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The Sword and the Dragon
234
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War of the Colossal Beast
237
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The Rebel Set
169
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The Slime People
129
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Women of the Prehistoric Planet
176
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The Crawling Eye
272
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The Beatniks
193
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Manos: The Hands of Fate
710
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The Space Children
188
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Mighty Jack
179
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Girls Town
301
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Gamera
256
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Gamera vs. Zigra
180
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Time of the Apes
288
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Teenage Caveman
158
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It Lives by Night
176
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I Accuse My Parents
425
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Bloodlust
194
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High School Big Shot
196
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Gunslinger
169
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Untamed Youth
140
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The Beast of Yucca Flats
265
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Girl in Gold Boots
290
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Invasion USA
186
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Stranded in Space
133
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Parts: The Clonus Horror
297
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The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
231
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Riding with Death
410
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Quest of the Delta Knights
274
Recent Comments with recent replies
Recent Riffs
912 - The Screaming Skull
- about 8 years ago
If this turns out to be her husband I'm just going to return the unused portion of this move.
902 - The Phantom Planet
- about 8 years ago
What should I do with this box of "Liver Ats"?
Oh, that's my box of live rats, put it in the basement.
409 - The Indestructible Man
- over 6 years ago
OH PLEASE! He should quit his job ... strippers make a lot more money.
Can i tuck a dollar in your G-string?
907 - Hobgoblins
- almost 8 years ago
"Is she a hit ... or a miss?"
They should really add an 'S' to that.
415 - The Beatniks
- almost 8 years ago
'Hey look, uh... get in touch with Morrissey and ...' tell him to stop cryin.
812 - The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
- over 7 years ago
Sound, a-are you getting this? Uh well, we'll move on, we gotta lot of other lines.
618 - High School Big Shot
- about 7 years ago
Uh, neva mind dose magazines, I barely read 'em. Except for American Musclewoman - dat's interstin'.
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Room 420!
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So apparently the decrepit old Mrs. Marsh in this flick was also Emperor Palpatine in the Empire Strikes Back. No kiddin.
http://boards.theforce.net/threads/marjorie-eaton-the-original-emperor.50033425/
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Eli Roth makes some valid points on this pre-CGI flick:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xC5iOM_lqA
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Celebrated actor Bill Paxton dead at age 61 from stroke suffered after complications from heart surgery. http://www.tmz.com/2017/02/26/bill-paxton-dead-dies/
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Death Race 2050 ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFpD0vpYxBk
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For those who aren't familiar, Mike Patton is the singer for Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, and Fantomas. He's one of my favorite vocalists, and he also has like a billion side projects that I've never listened to. Recently I was trying to change that and listen to more things by him, and I found a solo album called "Mondo Cane" which features a wonderful version of "Deep Down" (the theme song from "Diabolik"). Check it out, won't you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqdAb--vUks
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Is anyone "catching" Mothra tonight at their local theater? I should be, but, alas, no.
It's also playing on the 23rd.
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@ 1:05:21 - How did the writers/riffers completely miss the Pink Floyd circa Animals ('77) reference?!? He says 'floating pig' twice!!
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http://www.avclub.com/article/mystery-science-theater-3000-announces-netflix-deb-240027
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In honor of today's WIT - Catalina Caper - who would you say is the "creepiest" character in the MST3k films? Is it the back-brace sporting cheesehead from Giant Spider Invasion? Maybe it's the kinda-rapey hypnotist Dr. Carlo Lombardi (and his tickle-me-Carlo-Lombardi doll) from She Creature? The obvious Torgo from Manos? The squishy girl from Young Man's Fancy (along everyone else in that short)? Or maybe it's Arch Hall Jr's face in Egah...
Whatever your choice, let's give a warm (and sticky) shoutout to all those creepy guys and gals that make these movies uncomfortably ripe for riffing!
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I've been employed for almost a whole week in the Automotive biz (well, sort of). So, to celebrate, let's have your favorite car and/or driving riffs. Go!
Mrs. Webb's driving instructor said it was okay.