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Favorite Episodes

  1. Gamera vs. Guiron
    259
  2. Diabolik
    216
  3. The Deadly Mantis
    226
  4. Lost Continent
    255
  5. San Francisco International
    274
  6. The Amazing Colossal Man
    216
  7. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    248
  8. Rocket Attack USA
    156
  9. Hercules
    156
  10. The Screaming Skull
    286
  11. Revenge of the Creature
    236
  12. Tormented
    227
  13. Master Ninja I
    263
  14. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    347
  15. Earth vs. the Spider
    207
  16. 12 to the Moon
    211
  17. Teenage Crime Wave
    190
  18. Racket Girls
    181
  19. The Sinister Urge
    223
  20. Jungle Goddess
    196
  21. Warrior of the Lost World
    341
  22. City Limits
    176
  23. The Sidehackers
    210
  24. Wild Rebels
    169
  25. The Incredible Melting Man
    283
  26. Moon Zero Two
    213
  27. Cave Dwellers
    446
  28. Fugitive Alien
    338
  29. Future War
    273
  30. Track of the Moon Beast
    293
  31. Beginning of the End
    279
  32. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    226
  33. Zombie Nightmare
    311
  34. The Giant Spider Invasion
    360
  35. Jack Frost
    346
  36. The Skydivers
    275
  37. King Dinosaur
    205
  38. First Spaceship on Venus
    160
  39. Teenage Strangler
    324
  40. Crash of the Moons
    178
  41. The Human Duplicators
    213
  42. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    225
  43. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    352
  44. Bride of the Monster
    245
  45. Red Zone Cuba
    236
  46. Colossus and the Headhunters
    186
  47. Code Name Diamond Head
    192
  48. Final Justice
    275
  49. Alien from L.A.
    281
  50. Catalina Caper
    273
  51. Hobgoblins
    405
  52. Radar Secret Service
    230
  53. The Wild World of Batwoman
    236
  54. The Giant Gila Monster
    268
  55. The Deadly Bees
    227
  56. Manhunt in Space
    173
  57. Ring of Terror
    198
  58. Daddy-O
    255
  59. The Sword and the Dragon
    232
  60. War of the Colossal Beast
    234
  61. The Rebel Set
    170
  62. The Slime People
    129
  63. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    175
  64. The Crawling Eye
    271
  65. The Beatniks
    192
  66. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    708
  67. The Space Children
    186
  68. Mighty Jack
    177
  69. Girls Town
    297
  70. Gamera
    254
  71. Gamera vs. Zigra
    178
  72. Time of the Apes
    285
  73. Teenage Caveman
    157
  74. It Lives by Night
    174
  75. I Accuse My Parents
    421
  76. Bloodlust
    191
  77. High School Big Shot
    195
  78. Gunslinger
    170
  79. Untamed Youth
    140
  80. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    261
  81. Girl in Gold Boots
    289
  82. Invasion USA
    183
  83. Stranded in Space
    130
  84. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    293
  85. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    231
  86. Riding with Death
    408
  87. Quest of the Delta Knights
    269

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518 - The Atomic Brain - over 3 years ago
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So apparently the decrepit old Mrs. Marsh in this flick was also Emperor Palpatine in the Empire Strikes Back. No kiddin.
http://boards.theforce.net/threads/marjorie-eaton-the-original-emperor.50033425/


1012 - Squirm - over 7 years ago
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Eli Roth makes some valid points on this pre-CGI flick:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xC5iOM_lqA


Forum - over 3 years ago
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Celebrated actor Bill Paxton dead at age 61 from stroke suffered after complications from heart surgery. http://www.tmz.com/2017/02/26/bill-paxton-dead-dies/


Corman's back!
Forum - over 3 years ago
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Mike Patton's "Deep Down"
Forum - almost 4 years ago
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For those who aren't familiar, Mike Patton is the singer for Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, and Fantomas. He's one of my favorite vocalists, and he also has like a billion side projects that I've never listened to. Recently I was trying to change that and listen to more things by him, and I found a solo album called "Mondo Cane" which features a wonderful version of "Deep Down" (the theme song from "Diabolik"). Check it out, won't you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqdAb--vUks


RiffTrax Live: "Mothra" tonight!
Forum - almost 4 years ago
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Is anyone "catching" Mothra tonight at their local theater? I should be, but, alas, no.
It's also playing on the 23rd.


817 - Horror of Party Beach - about 8 years ago
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@ 1:05:21 - How did the writers/riffers completely miss the Pink Floyd circa Animals ('77) reference?!? He says 'floating pig' twice!!


MST3K season 11 coming to Netflix - Bobo, Brain Guy and Pearl will be in the reboot!
Forum - almost 4 years ago
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Creepy Girls (and Guys)
Forum - about 4 years ago
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In honor of today's WIT - Catalina Caper - who would you say is the "creepiest" character in the MST3k films? Is it the back-brace sporting cheesehead from Giant Spider Invasion? Maybe it's the kinda-rapey hypnotist Dr. Carlo Lombardi (and his tickle-me-Carlo-Lombardi doll) from She Creature? The obvious Torgo from Manos? The squishy girl from Young Man's Fancy (along everyone else in that short)? Or maybe it's Arch Hall Jr's face in Egah...

Whatever your choice, let's give a warm (and sticky) shoutout to all those creepy guys and gals that make these movies uncomfortably ripe for riffing!


"It's Not Insurance This Time It's Really Neat It's Cars!"
Forum - over 4 years ago
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I've been employed for almost a whole week in the Automotive biz (well, sort of). So, to celebrate, let's have your favorite car and/or driving riffs. Go!

Mrs. Webb's driving instructor said it was okay.


305 - Stranded in Space - over 7 years ago
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Room 420!


Recent Riffs

912 - The Screaming Skull - almost 8 years ago
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If this turns out to be her husband I'm just going to return the unused portion of this move.


902 - The Phantom Planet - almost 8 years ago
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What should I do with this box of "Liver Ats"?
Oh, that's my box of live rats, put it in the basement.


621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - over 7 years ago
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Here are some moo-cows.


409 - The Indestructible Man - over 6 years ago
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OH PLEASE! He should quit his job ... strippers make a lot more money.

Can i tuck a dollar in your G-string?


1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - over 7 years ago
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Yeah, well uh ... you're like a deaf Puff Adder.


520 - Radar Secret Service - almost 8 years ago
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What's your soup de jour of the day?


609 - The Skydivers - about 8 years ago
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Hey, look! Benji got an Oldsmobile!


907 - Hobgoblins - over 7 years ago
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"Is she a hit ... or a miss?"

They should really add an 'S' to that.


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - over 7 years ago
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Defending my misogyny really takes commitment!


415 - The Beatniks - over 7 years ago
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'Hey look, uh... get in touch with Morrissey and ...' tell him to stop cryin.


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Sound, a-are you getting this? Uh well, we'll move on, we gotta lot of other lines.


618 - High School Big Shot - almost 7 years ago
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Uh, neva mind dose magazines, I barely read 'em. Except for American Musclewoman - dat's interstin'.