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Favorite Episodes

  1. Gamera vs. Guiron
    256
  2. Diabolik
    213
  3. The Deadly Mantis
    221
  4. Lost Continent
    251
  5. San Francisco International
    270
  6. The Amazing Colossal Man
    214
  7. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    245
  8. Rocket Attack USA
    154
  9. Hercules
    154
  10. The Screaming Skull
    283
  11. Revenge of the Creature
    232
  12. Tormented
    226
  13. Master Ninja I
    259
  14. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    338
  15. Earth vs. the Spider
    205
  16. 12 to the Moon
    209
  17. Teenage Crime Wave
    190
  18. Racket Girls
    178
  19. The Sinister Urge
    221
  20. Jungle Goddess
    193
  21. Warrior of the Lost World
    337
  22. City Limits
    172
  23. The Sidehackers
    209
  24. Wild Rebels
    167
  25. The Incredible Melting Man
    281
  26. Moon Zero Two
    207
  27. Cave Dwellers
    442
  28. Fugitive Alien
    330
  29. Future War
    270
  30. Track of the Moon Beast
    287
  31. Beginning of the End
    277
  32. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    224
  33. Zombie Nightmare
    307
  34. The Giant Spider Invasion
    356
  35. Jack Frost
    340
  36. The Skydivers
    274
  37. King Dinosaur
    203
  38. First Spaceship on Venus
    157
  39. Teenage Strangler
    323
  40. Crash of the Moons
    176
  41. The Human Duplicators
    211
  42. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    223
  43. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    348
  44. Bride of the Monster
    241
  45. Red Zone Cuba
    230
  46. Colossus and the Headhunters
    185
  47. Code Name Diamond Head
    189
  48. Final Justice
    271
  49. Alien from L.A.
    280
  50. Catalina Caper
    270
  51. Hobgoblins
    401
  52. Radar Secret Service
    229
  53. The Wild World of Batwoman
    234
  54. The Giant Gila Monster
    265
  55. The Deadly Bees
    223
  56. Manhunt in Space
    171
  57. Ring of Terror
    196
  58. Daddy-O
    253
  59. The Sword and the Dragon
    226
  60. War of the Colossal Beast
    231
  61. The Rebel Set
    166
  62. The Slime People
    125
  63. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    171
  64. The Crawling Eye
    268
  65. The Beatniks
    190
  66. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    694
  67. The Space Children
    184
  68. Mighty Jack
    173
  69. Girls Town
    295
  70. Gamera
    249
  71. Gamera vs. Zigra
    176
  72. Time of the Apes
    281
  73. Teenage Caveman
    156
  74. It Lives by Night
    172
  75. I Accuse My Parents
    413
  76. Bloodlust
    189
  77. High School Big Shot
    192
  78. Gunslinger
    165
  79. Untamed Youth
    137
  80. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    260
  81. Girl in Gold Boots
    284
  82. Invasion USA
    181
  83. Stranded in Space
    130
  84. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    290
  85. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    228
  86. Riding with Death
    400
  87. Quest of the Delta Knights
    266

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518 - The Atomic Brain - about 3 years ago
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So apparently the decrepit old Mrs. Marsh in this flick was also Emperor Palpatine in the Empire Strikes Back. No kiddin.
http://boards.theforce.net/threads/marjorie-eaton-the-original-emperor.50033425/


1012 - Squirm - about 7 years ago
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Eli Roth makes some valid points on this pre-CGI flick:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xC5iOM_lqA


Forum - about 3 years ago
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Celebrated actor Bill Paxton dead at age 61 from stroke suffered after complications from heart surgery. http://www.tmz.com/2017/02/26/bill-paxton-dead-dies/


Corman's back!
Forum - over 3 years ago
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Mike Patton's "Deep Down"
Forum - over 3 years ago
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For those who aren't familiar, Mike Patton is the singer for Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, and Fantomas. He's one of my favorite vocalists, and he also has like a billion side projects that I've never listened to. Recently I was trying to change that and listen to more things by him, and I found a solo album called "Mondo Cane" which features a wonderful version of "Deep Down" (the theme song from "Diabolik"). Check it out, won't you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqdAb--vUks


RiffTrax Live: "Mothra" tonight!
Forum - over 3 years ago
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Is anyone "catching" Mothra tonight at their local theater? I should be, but, alas, no.
It's also playing on the 23rd.


817 - Horror of Party Beach - almost 8 years ago
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@ 1:05:21 - How did the writers/riffers completely miss the Pink Floyd circa Animals ('77) reference?!? He says 'floating pig' twice!!


MST3K season 11 coming to Netflix - Bobo, Brain Guy and Pearl will be in the reboot!
Forum - over 3 years ago
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Creepy Girls (and Guys)
Forum - almost 4 years ago
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In honor of today's WIT - Catalina Caper - who would you say is the "creepiest" character in the MST3k films? Is it the back-brace sporting cheesehead from Giant Spider Invasion? Maybe it's the kinda-rapey hypnotist Dr. Carlo Lombardi (and his tickle-me-Carlo-Lombardi doll) from She Creature? The obvious Torgo from Manos? The squishy girl from Young Man's Fancy (along everyone else in that short)? Or maybe it's Arch Hall Jr's face in Egah...

Whatever your choice, let's give a warm (and sticky) shoutout to all those creepy guys and gals that make these movies uncomfortably ripe for riffing!


"It's Not Insurance This Time It's Really Neat It's Cars!"
Forum - over 4 years ago
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I've been employed for almost a whole week in the Automotive biz (well, sort of). So, to celebrate, let's have your favorite car and/or driving riffs. Go!

Mrs. Webb's driving instructor said it was okay.


305 - Stranded in Space - over 7 years ago
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Room 420!


Recent Riffs

621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - over 7 years ago
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Here are some moo-cows.


409 - The Indestructible Man - about 6 years ago
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OH PLEASE! He should quit his job ... strippers make a lot more money.

Can i tuck a dollar in your G-string?


1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - over 7 years ago
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Yeah, well uh ... you're like a deaf Puff Adder.


520 - Radar Secret Service - over 7 years ago
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What's your soup de jour of the day?


609 - The Skydivers - almost 8 years ago
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Hey, look! Benji got an Oldsmobile!


907 - Hobgoblins - over 7 years ago
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"Is she a hit ... or a miss?"

They should really add an 'S' to that.


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - over 7 years ago
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Defending my misogyny really takes commitment!


415 - The Beatniks - over 7 years ago
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'Hey look, uh... get in touch with Morrissey and ...' tell him to stop cryin.


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Sound, a-are you getting this? Uh well, we'll move on, we gotta lot of other lines.


618 - High School Big Shot - over 6 years ago
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Uh, neva mind dose magazines, I barely read 'em. Except for American Musclewoman - dat's interstin'.


607 - Bloodlust - almost 8 years ago
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I just saw a finger!


1004 - Future War - over 6 years ago
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Two first names from Van Halen .... coincidence?