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Favorite Episodes

  1. Gamera vs. Guiron
    242
  2. Diabolik
    207
  3. The Deadly Mantis
    208
  4. Lost Continent
    240
  5. San Francisco International
    258
  6. The Amazing Colossal Man
    204
  7. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    239
  8. Rocket Attack USA
    147
  9. Hercules
    151
  10. The Screaming Skull
    265
  11. Revenge of the Creature
    219
  12. Tormented
    218
  13. Master Ninja I
    249
  14. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    329
  15. Earth vs. the Spider
    192
  16. 12 to the Moon
    199
  17. Teenage Crime Wave
    178
  18. Racket Girls
    170
  19. The Sinister Urge
    211
  20. Jungle Goddess
    184
  21. Warrior of the Lost World
    324
  22. City Limits
    168
  23. The Sidehackers
    205
  24. Wild Rebels
    163
  25. The Incredible Melting Man
    269
  26. Moon Zero Two
    195
  27. Cave Dwellers
    423
  28. Fugitive Alien
    324
  29. Future War
    257
  30. Track of the Moon Beast
    274
  31. Beginning of the End
    257
  32. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    209
  33. Zombie Nightmare
    297
  34. The Giant Spider Invasion
    336
  35. Jack Frost
    325
  36. The Skydivers
    267
  37. King Dinosaur
    198
  38. First Spaceship on Venus
    153
  39. Teenage Strangler
    306
  40. Crash of the Moons
    168
  41. The Human Duplicators
    203
  42. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    212
  43. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    331
  44. Bride of the Monster
    230
  45. Red Zone Cuba
    225
  46. Colossus and the Headhunters
    175
  47. Code Name Diamond Head
    183
  48. Final Justice
    260
  49. Alien from L.A.
    271
  50. Catalina Caper
    259
  51. Hobgoblins
    383
  52. Radar Secret Service
    219
  53. The Wild World of Batwoman
    226
  54. The Giant Gila Monster
    248
  55. The Deadly Bees
    212
  56. Manhunt in Space
    163
  57. Ring of Terror
    188
  58. Daddy-O
    244
  59. The Sword and the Dragon
    216
  60. War of the Colossal Beast
    219
  61. The Rebel Set
    156
  62. The Slime People
    122
  63. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    168
  64. The Crawling Eye
    256
  65. The Beatniks
    182
  66. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    667
  67. The Space Children
    175
  68. Mighty Jack
    168
  69. Girls Town
    284
  70. Gamera
    239
  71. Gamera vs. Zigra
    169
  72. Time of the Apes
    270
  73. Teenage Caveman
    149
  74. It Lives by Night
    169
  75. I Accuse My Parents
    399
  76. Bloodlust
    183
  77. High School Big Shot
    185
  78. Gunslinger
    160
  79. Untamed Youth
    132
  80. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    251
  81. Girl in Gold Boots
    272
  82. Invasion USA
    172
  83. Stranded in Space
    126
  84. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    273
  85. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    219
  86. Riding with Death
    381
  87. Quest of the Delta Knights
    253

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518 - The Atomic Brain - over 2 years ago
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So apparently the decrepit old Mrs. Marsh in this flick was also Emperor Palpatine in the Empire Strikes Back. No kiddin.
http://boards.theforce.net/threads/marjorie-eaton-the-original-emperor.50033425/


1012 - Squirm - over 6 years ago
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Eli Roth makes some valid points on this pre-CGI flick:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xC5iOM_lqA


Forum - over 2 years ago
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Celebrated actor Bill Paxton dead at age 61 from stroke suffered after complications from heart surgery. http://www.tmz.com/2017/02/26/bill-paxton-dead-dies/


Corman's back!
Forum - almost 3 years ago
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Mike Patton's "Deep Down"
Forum - almost 3 years ago
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For those who aren't familiar, Mike Patton is the singer for Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, and Fantomas. He's one of my favorite vocalists, and he also has like a billion side projects that I've never listened to. Recently I was trying to change that and listen to more things by him, and I found a solo album called "Mondo Cane" which features a wonderful version of "Deep Down" (the theme song from "Diabolik"). Check it out, won't you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqdAb--vUks


RiffTrax Live: "Mothra" tonight!
Forum - almost 3 years ago
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Is anyone "catching" Mothra tonight at their local theater? I should be, but, alas, no.
It's also playing on the 23rd.


817 - Horror of Party Beach - about 7 years ago
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@ 1:05:21 - How did the writers/riffers completely miss the Pink Floyd circa Animals ('77) reference?!? He says 'floating pig' twice!!


MST3K season 11 coming to Netflix - Bobo, Brain Guy and Pearl will be in the reboot!
Forum - almost 3 years ago
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Creepy Girls (and Guys)
Forum - about 3 years ago
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In honor of today's WIT - Catalina Caper - who would you say is the "creepiest" character in the MST3k films? Is it the back-brace sporting cheesehead from Giant Spider Invasion? Maybe it's the kinda-rapey hypnotist Dr. Carlo Lombardi (and his tickle-me-Carlo-Lombardi doll) from She Creature? The obvious Torgo from Manos? The squishy girl from Young Man's Fancy (along everyone else in that short)? Or maybe it's Arch Hall Jr's face in Egah...

Whatever your choice, let's give a warm (and sticky) shoutout to all those creepy guys and gals that make these movies uncomfortably ripe for riffing!


"It's Not Insurance This Time It's Really Neat It's Cars!"
Forum - over 3 years ago
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I've been employed for almost a whole week in the Automotive biz (well, sort of). So, to celebrate, let's have your favorite car and/or driving riffs. Go!

Mrs. Webb's driving instructor said it was okay.


305 - Stranded in Space - over 6 years ago
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Room 420!


Recent Riffs

621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - over 6 years ago
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Here are some moo-cows.


409 - The Indestructible Man - over 5 years ago
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OH PLEASE! He should quit his job ... strippers make a lot more money.

Can i tuck a dollar in your G-string?


1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - over 6 years ago
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Yeah, well uh ... you're like a deaf Puff Adder.


520 - Radar Secret Service - almost 7 years ago
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What's your soup de jour of the day?


609 - The Skydivers - about 7 years ago
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Hey, look! Benji got an Oldsmobile!


907 - Hobgoblins - almost 7 years ago
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"Is she a hit ... or a miss?"

They should really add an 'S' to that.


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - over 6 years ago
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Defending my misogyny really takes commitment!


415 - The Beatniks - almost 7 years ago
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'Hey look, uh... get in touch with Morrissey and ...' tell him to stop cryin.


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Sound, a-are you getting this? Uh well, we'll move on, we gotta lot of other lines.


618 - High School Big Shot - almost 6 years ago
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Uh, neva mind dose magazines, I barely read 'em. Except for American Musclewoman - dat's interstin'.


607 - Bloodlust - about 7 years ago
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I just saw a finger!


1004 - Future War - almost 6 years ago
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Two first names from Van Halen .... coincidence?