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Favorite Episodes

  1. Gamera vs. Guiron
    232
  2. Diabolik
    196
  3. The Deadly Mantis
    197
  4. Lost Continent
    230
  5. San Francisco International
    245
  6. The Amazing Colossal Man
    193
  7. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    227
  8. Rocket Attack USA
    142
  9. Hercules
    145
  10. The Screaming Skull
    250
  11. Revenge of the Creature
    205
  12. Tormented
    208
  13. Master Ninja I
    238
  14. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    314
  15. Earth vs. the Spider
    184
  16. 12 to the Moon
    185
  17. Teenage Crime Wave
    169
  18. Racket Girls
    161
  19. The Sinister Urge
    202
  20. Jungle Goddess
    170
  21. Warrior of the Lost World
    302
  22. City Limits
    159
  23. The Sidehackers
    190
  24. Wild Rebels
    151
  25. The Incredible Melting Man
    251
  26. Moon Zero Two
    178
  27. Cave Dwellers
    401
  28. Fugitive Alien
    308
  29. Future War
    241
  30. Track of the Moon Beast
    258
  31. Beginning of the End
    245
  32. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    196
  33. Zombie Nightmare
    283
  34. The Giant Spider Invasion
    323
  35. Jack Frost
    299
  36. The Skydivers
    251
  37. King Dinosaur
    187
  38. First Spaceship on Venus
    140
  39. Teenage Strangler
    294
  40. Crash of the Moons
    156
  41. The Human Duplicators
    193
  42. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    197
  43. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    313
  44. Bride of the Monster
    215
  45. Red Zone Cuba
    216
  46. Colossus and the Headhunters
    166
  47. Code Name Diamond Head
    172
  48. Final Justice
    248
  49. Alien from L.A.
    257
  50. Catalina Caper
    248
  51. Hobgoblins
    371
  52. Radar Secret Service
    205
  53. The Wild World of Batwoman
    215
  54. The Giant Gila Monster
    226
  55. The Deadly Bees
    202
  56. Manhunt in Space
    153
  57. Ring of Terror
    178
  58. Daddy-O
    230
  59. The Sword and the Dragon
    206
  60. War of the Colossal Beast
    207
  61. The Rebel Set
    148
  62. The Slime People
    117
  63. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    154
  64. The Crawling Eye
    241
  65. The Beatniks
    173
  66. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    637
  67. The Space Children
    162
  68. Mighty Jack
    160
  69. Girls Town
    272
  70. Gamera
    224
  71. Gamera vs. Zigra
    161
  72. Time of the Apes
    253
  73. Teenage Caveman
    140
  74. It Lives by Night
    161
  75. I Accuse My Parents
    376
  76. Bloodlust
    172
  77. High School Big Shot
    175
  78. Gunslinger
    150
  79. Untamed Youth
    125
  80. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    240
  81. Girl in Gold Boots
    262
  82. Invasion USA
    160
  83. Stranded in Space
    121
  84. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    257
  85. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    212
  86. Riding with Death
    361
  87. Quest of the Delta Knights
    245

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518 - The Atomic Brain - over 1 year ago
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So apparently the decrepit old Mrs. Marsh in this flick was also Emperor Palpatine in the Empire Strikes Back. No kiddin.
http://boards.theforce.net/threads/marjorie-eaton-the-original-emperor.50033425/


1012 - Squirm - over 5 years ago
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Eli Roth makes some valid points on this pre-CGI flick:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xC5iOM_lqA


Forum - over 1 year ago
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Celebrated actor Bill Paxton dead at age 61 from stroke suffered after complications from heart surgery. http://www.tmz.com/2017/02/26/bill-paxton-dead-dies/


Corman's back!
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Mike Patton's "Deep Down"
Forum - almost 2 years ago
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For those who aren't familiar, Mike Patton is the singer for Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, and Fantomas. He's one of my favorite vocalists, and he also has like a billion side projects that I've never listened to. Recently I was trying to change that and listen to more things by him, and I found a solo album called "Mondo Cane" which features a wonderful version of "Deep Down" (the theme song from "Diabolik"). Check it out, won't you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqdAb--vUks


RiffTrax Live: "Mothra" tonight!
Forum - almost 2 years ago
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Is anyone "catching" Mothra tonight at their local theater? I should be, but, alas, no.
It's also playing on the 23rd.


817 - Horror of Party Beach - almost 6 years ago
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@ 1:05:21 - How did the writers/riffers completely miss the Pink Floyd circa Animals ('77) reference?!? He says 'floating pig' twice!!


MST3K season 11 coming to Netflix - Bobo, Brain Guy and Pearl will be in the reboot!
Forum - almost 2 years ago
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Creepy Girls (and Guys)
Forum - about 2 years ago
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In honor of today's WIT - Catalina Caper - who would you say is the "creepiest" character in the MST3k films? Is it the back-brace sporting cheesehead from Giant Spider Invasion? Maybe it's the kinda-rapey hypnotist Dr. Carlo Lombardi (and his tickle-me-Carlo-Lombardi doll) from She Creature? The obvious Torgo from Manos? The squishy girl from Young Man's Fancy (along everyone else in that short)? Or maybe it's Arch Hall Jr's face in Egah...

Whatever your choice, let's give a warm (and sticky) shoutout to all those creepy guys and gals that make these movies uncomfortably ripe for riffing!


"It's Not Insurance This Time It's Really Neat It's Cars!"
Forum - over 2 years ago
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I've been employed for almost a whole week in the Automotive biz (well, sort of). So, to celebrate, let's have your favorite car and/or driving riffs. Go!

Mrs. Webb's driving instructor said it was okay.


305 - Stranded in Space - over 5 years ago
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Room 420!


Recent Riffs

1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - over 5 years ago
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Yeah, well uh ... you're like a deaf Puff Adder.


520 - Radar Secret Service - over 5 years ago
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What's your soup de jour of the day?


609 - The Skydivers - about 6 years ago
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Hey, look! Benji got an Oldsmobile!


907 - Hobgoblins - over 5 years ago
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"Is she a hit ... or a miss?"

They should really add an 'S' to that.


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - over 5 years ago
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Defending my misogyny really takes commitment!


415 - The Beatniks - over 5 years ago
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'Hey look, uh... get in touch with Morrissey and ...' tell him to stop cryin.


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Sound, a-are you getting this? Uh well, we'll move on, we gotta lot of other lines.


618 - High School Big Shot - almost 5 years ago
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Uh, neva mind dose magazines, I barely read 'em. Except for American Musclewoman - dat's interstin'.


607 - Bloodlust - almost 6 years ago
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I just saw a finger!


1004 - Future War - over 4 years ago
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Two first names from Van Halen .... coincidence?


618 - High School Big Shot - over 5 years ago
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I think that what I'm learning is now, more than ever, it's specialty breads.

Specialty breads!


512 - Mitchell - over 5 years ago
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