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Favorite Episodes
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Gamera vs. Guiron
259
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Diabolik
216
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The Deadly Mantis
226
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Lost Continent
255
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San Francisco International
274
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The Amazing Colossal Man
216
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Invasion of the Neptune Men
248
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Rocket Attack USA
156
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Hercules
156
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The Screaming Skull
286
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Revenge of the Creature
236
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Tormented
227
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Master Ninja I
263
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Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
347
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Earth vs. the Spider
207
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12 to the Moon
211
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Teenage Crime Wave
190
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Racket Girls
181
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The Sinister Urge
223
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Jungle Goddess
196
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Warrior of the Lost World
341
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City Limits
176
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The Sidehackers
210
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Wild Rebels
169
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The Incredible Melting Man
283
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Moon Zero Two
213
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Cave Dwellers
446
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Fugitive Alien
338
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Future War
273
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Track of the Moon Beast
293
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Beginning of the End
279
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Hercules Against the Moon Men
226
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Zombie Nightmare
311
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The Giant Spider Invasion
360
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Jack Frost
346
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The Skydivers
275
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King Dinosaur
205
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First Spaceship on Venus
160
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Teenage Strangler
324
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Crash of the Moons
178
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The Human Duplicators
213
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The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
225
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The Brain that Wouldn't Die
352
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Bride of the Monster
245
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Red Zone Cuba
236
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Colossus and the Headhunters
186
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Code Name Diamond Head
192
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Final Justice
275
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Alien from L.A.
281
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Catalina Caper
273
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Hobgoblins
405
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Radar Secret Service
230
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The Wild World of Batwoman
236
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The Giant Gila Monster
268
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The Deadly Bees
227
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Manhunt in Space
173
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Ring of Terror
198
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Daddy-O
255
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The Sword and the Dragon
232
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War of the Colossal Beast
234
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The Rebel Set
170
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The Slime People
129
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Women of the Prehistoric Planet
175
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The Crawling Eye
271
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The Beatniks
192
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Manos: The Hands of Fate
708
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The Space Children
186
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Mighty Jack
177
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Girls Town
297
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Gamera
254
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Gamera vs. Zigra
178
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Time of the Apes
285
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Teenage Caveman
157
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It Lives by Night
174
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I Accuse My Parents
421
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Bloodlust
191
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High School Big Shot
195
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Gunslinger
170
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Untamed Youth
140
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The Beast of Yucca Flats
261
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Girl in Gold Boots
289
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Invasion USA
183
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Stranded in Space
130
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Parts: The Clonus Horror
293
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The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
231
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Riding with Death
408
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Quest of the Delta Knights
269
Recent Comments with recent replies
Recent Riffs
912 - The Screaming Skull
- almost 8 years ago
If this turns out to be her husband I'm just going to return the unused portion of this move.
902 - The Phantom Planet
- almost 8 years ago
What should I do with this box of "Liver Ats"?
Oh, that's my box of live rats, put it in the basement.
409 - The Indestructible Man
- over 6 years ago
OH PLEASE! He should quit his job ... strippers make a lot more money.
Can i tuck a dollar in your G-string?
907 - Hobgoblins
- over 7 years ago
"Is she a hit ... or a miss?"
They should really add an 'S' to that.
415 - The Beatniks
- over 7 years ago
'Hey look, uh... get in touch with Morrissey and ...' tell him to stop cryin.
812 - The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
- over 7 years ago
Sound, a-are you getting this? Uh well, we'll move on, we gotta lot of other lines.
618 - High School Big Shot
- almost 7 years ago
Uh, neva mind dose magazines, I barely read 'em. Except for American Musclewoman - dat's interstin'.
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So apparently the decrepit old Mrs. Marsh in this flick was also Emperor Palpatine in the Empire Strikes Back. No kiddin.
http://boards.theforce.net/threads/marjorie-eaton-the-original-emperor.50033425/
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Eli Roth makes some valid points on this pre-CGI flick:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xC5iOM_lqA
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Celebrated actor Bill Paxton dead at age 61 from stroke suffered after complications from heart surgery. http://www.tmz.com/2017/02/26/bill-paxton-dead-dies/
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Death Race 2050 ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFpD0vpYxBk
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For those who aren't familiar, Mike Patton is the singer for Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, and Fantomas. He's one of my favorite vocalists, and he also has like a billion side projects that I've never listened to. Recently I was trying to change that and listen to more things by him, and I found a solo album called "Mondo Cane" which features a wonderful version of "Deep Down" (the theme song from "Diabolik"). Check it out, won't you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqdAb--vUks
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Is anyone "catching" Mothra tonight at their local theater? I should be, but, alas, no.
It's also playing on the 23rd.
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@ 1:05:21 - How did the writers/riffers completely miss the Pink Floyd circa Animals ('77) reference?!? He says 'floating pig' twice!!
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http://www.avclub.com/article/mystery-science-theater-3000-announces-netflix-deb-240027
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In honor of today's WIT - Catalina Caper - who would you say is the "creepiest" character in the MST3k films? Is it the back-brace sporting cheesehead from Giant Spider Invasion? Maybe it's the kinda-rapey hypnotist Dr. Carlo Lombardi (and his tickle-me-Carlo-Lombardi doll) from She Creature? The obvious Torgo from Manos? The squishy girl from Young Man's Fancy (along everyone else in that short)? Or maybe it's Arch Hall Jr's face in Egah...
Whatever your choice, let's give a warm (and sticky) shoutout to all those creepy guys and gals that make these movies uncomfortably ripe for riffing!
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I've been employed for almost a whole week in the Automotive biz (well, sort of). So, to celebrate, let's have your favorite car and/or driving riffs. Go!
Mrs. Webb's driving instructor said it was okay.
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Room 420!