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Favorite Episodes

  1. Gamera vs. Guiron
    199
  2. Diabolik
    178
  3. The Deadly Mantis
    167
  4. Lost Continent
    207
  5. San Francisco International
    218
  6. The Amazing Colossal Man
    171
  7. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    207
  8. Rocket Attack USA
    120
  9. Hercules
    125
  10. The Screaming Skull
    225
  11. Revenge of the Creature
    178
  12. Tormented
    184
  13. Master Ninja I
    215
  14. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    280
  15. Earth vs. the Spider
    166
  16. 12 to the Moon
    170
  17. Teenage Crime Wave
    147
  18. Racket Girls
    140
  19. The Sinister Urge
    181
  20. Jungle Goddess
    146
  21. Warrior of the Lost World
    271
  22. City Limits
    143
  23. The Sidehackers
    170
  24. Wild Rebels
    136
  25. The Incredible Melting Man
    225
  26. Moon Zero Two
    156
  27. Cave Dwellers
    358
  28. Fugitive Alien
    269
  29. Future War
    226
  30. Track of the Moon Beast
    233
  31. Beginning of the End
    227
  32. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    172
  33. Zombie Nightmare
    261
  34. The Giant Spider Invasion
    289
  35. Jack Frost
    271
  36. The Skydivers
    221
  37. King Dinosaur
    165
  38. First Spaceship on Venus
    127
  39. Teenage Strangler
    269
  40. Crash of the Moons
    130
  41. The Human Duplicators
    167
  42. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    178
  43. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    288
  44. Bride of the Monster
    193
  45. Red Zone Cuba
    192
  46. Colossus and the Headhunters
    150
  47. Code Name Diamond Head
    152
  48. Final Justice
    227
  49. Alien from L.A.
    238
  50. Catalina Caper
    227
  51. Hobgoblins
    332
  52. Radar Secret Service
    175
  53. The Wild World of Batwoman
    184
  54. The Giant Gila Monster
    198
  55. The Deadly Bees
    174
  56. Manhunt in Space
    139
  57. Ring of Terror
    160
  58. Daddy-O
    203
  59. The Sword and the Dragon
    187
  60. War of the Colossal Beast
    187
  61. The Rebel Set
    136
  62. The Slime People
    97
  63. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    144
  64. The Crawling Eye
    216
  65. The Beatniks
    161
  66. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    588
  67. The Space Children
    136
  68. Mighty Jack
    143
  69. Girls Town
    245
  70. Gamera
    192
  71. Gamera vs. Zigra
    133
  72. Time of the Apes
    221
  73. Teenage Caveman
    123
  74. It Lives by Night
    139
  75. I Accuse My Parents
    345
  76. Bloodlust
    149
  77. High School Big Shot
    155
  78. Gunslinger
    127
  79. Untamed Youth
    109
  80. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    219
  81. Girl in Gold Boots
    237
  82. Invasion USA
    139
  83. Stranded in Space
    107
  84. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    230
  85. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    193
  86. Riding with Death
    334
  87. Quest of the Delta Knights
    219

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Corman's back!
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Forum - 5 months ago

Mike Patton's "Deep Down"
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Forum - 6 months ago

For those who aren't familiar, Mike Patton is the singer for Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, and Fantomas. He's one of my favorite vocalists, and he also has like a billion side projects that I've never listened to. Recently I was trying to change that and listen to more things by him, and I found a solo album called "Mondo Cane" which features a wonderful version of "Deep Down" (the theme song from "Diabolik"). Check it out, won't you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqdAb--vUks


RiffTrax Live: "Mothra" tonight!
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Forum - 6 months ago

Is anyone "catching" Mothra tonight at their local theater? I should be, but, alas, no.
It's also playing on the 23rd.


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817 - Horror of Party Beach - over 4 years ago

@ 1:05:21 - How did the writers/riffers completely miss the Pink Floyd circa Animals ('77) reference?!? He says 'floating pig' twice!!


MST3K season 11 coming to Netflix - Bobo, Brain Guy and Pearl will be in the reboot!
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Forum - 7 months ago

Creepy Girls (and Guys)
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Forum - 10 months ago

In honor of today's WIT - Catalina Caper - who would you say is the "creepiest" character in the MST3k films? Is it the back-brace sporting cheesehead from Giant Spider Invasion? Maybe it's the kinda-rapey hypnotist Dr. Carlo Lombardi (and his tickle-me-Carlo-Lombardi doll) from She Creature? The obvious Torgo from Manos? The squishy girl from Young Man's Fancy (along everyone else in that short)? Or maybe it's Arch Hall Jr's face in Egah...

Whatever your choice, let's give a warm (and sticky) shoutout to all those creepy guys and gals that make these movies uncomfortably ripe for riffing!


"It's Not Insurance This Time It's Really Neat It's Cars!"
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Forum - over 1 year ago

I've been employed for almost a whole week in the Automotive biz (well, sort of). So, to celebrate, let's have your favorite car and/or driving riffs. Go!

Mrs. Webb's driving instructor said it was okay.


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305 - Stranded in Space - about 4 years ago

Room 420!


The rise and fall of Zombie Nightmare's THOR!
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Forum - over 1 year ago

Interesting post on the bodybuilding rock star who played the Eddie Van Halen (no, it's Valerie Bertinelli!) zombie protagonist in Zombie Nightmare:
http://dangerousminds.net/comments/thor_the_bizarre_rise_and_fall_of_a_bodybuilding_hair_metal_god

Son, cover the nipples, the neighbors have been complaining!


To Cornjob
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Forum - over 1 year ago

About your new avatar... What the heck movie are the two ambiguously gay hitmen from? It's driving me crazy, I can't remember. Was it a Bond movie??


Geography Lesson #4: Where are the Moo-cows?
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Forum - over 1 year ago

Here are some moo-cows. There are other places with moo-cows, but this is the one I chose.


Season 6, Episode 21. Progress Island, USA
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aguadilla,_Puerto_Rico


Yay El Rey
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Forum - over 1 year ago

I saw a post over the holiday weekend about how the network El Rey was doing a godzilla kaiju marathon; I love that network, since it shows me pretty much everything I want out of movies. XD They're doing Danger! Diabolik on monday as part of the double bill with I think Django, so for those of you who wanna hang with Calgan's John Phillip Law when he was hot and sexy like he was when he was Pygar, give it a spin.


Recent Riffs

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514 - Teenage Strangler - about 4 years ago

MR. ROYSON! Let me do the talking!
Yes lieutenant ... jagoff
What was that?!?


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520 - Radar Secret Service - over 4 years ago

What's your soup de jour of the day?


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609 - The Skydivers - over 4 years ago

Hey, look! Benji got an Oldsmobile!


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907 - Hobgoblins - over 4 years ago

"Is she a hit ... or a miss?"

They should really add an 'S' to that.


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1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - about 4 years ago

Defending my misogyny really takes commitment!


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415 - The Beatniks - over 4 years ago

'Hey look, uh... get in touch with Morrissey and ...' tell him to stop cryin.


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Sound, a-are you getting this? Uh well, we'll move on, we gotta lot of other lines.


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618 - High School Big Shot - over 3 years ago

Uh, neva mind dose magazines, I barely read 'em. Except for American Musclewoman - dat's interstin'.


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607 - Bloodlust - over 4 years ago

I just saw a finger!


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1004 - Future War - over 3 years ago

Two first names from Van Halen .... coincidence?


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618 - High School Big Shot - over 4 years ago

I think that what I'm learning is now, more than ever, it's specialty breads.

Specialty breads!


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512 - Mitchell - about 4 years ago