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Favorite Episodes

  1. Gamera vs. Guiron
    226
  2. Diabolik
    193
  3. The Deadly Mantis
    189
  4. Lost Continent
    226
  5. San Francisco International
    240
  6. The Amazing Colossal Man
    186
  7. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    227
  8. Rocket Attack USA
    139
  9. Hercules
    138
  10. The Screaming Skull
    242
  11. Revenge of the Creature
    203
  12. Tormented
    201
  13. Master Ninja I
    233
  14. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    306
  15. Earth vs. the Spider
    181
  16. 12 to the Moon
    182
  17. Teenage Crime Wave
    161
  18. Racket Girls
    157
  19. The Sinister Urge
    197
  20. Jungle Goddess
    165
  21. Warrior of the Lost World
    293
  22. City Limits
    155
  23. The Sidehackers
    186
  24. Wild Rebels
    147
  25. The Incredible Melting Man
    245
  26. Moon Zero Two
    177
  27. Cave Dwellers
    389
  28. Fugitive Alien
    301
  29. Future War
    238
  30. Track of the Moon Beast
    257
  31. Beginning of the End
    240
  32. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    192
  33. Zombie Nightmare
    279
  34. The Giant Spider Invasion
    315
  35. Jack Frost
    294
  36. The Skydivers
    241
  37. King Dinosaur
    182
  38. First Spaceship on Venus
    135
  39. Teenage Strangler
    288
  40. Crash of the Moons
    144
  41. The Human Duplicators
    185
  42. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    195
  43. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    307
  44. Bride of the Monster
    208
  45. Red Zone Cuba
    213
  46. Colossus and the Headhunters
    163
  47. Code Name Diamond Head
    168
  48. Final Justice
    245
  49. Alien from L.A.
    252
  50. Catalina Caper
    246
  51. Hobgoblins
    362
  52. Radar Secret Service
    198
  53. The Wild World of Batwoman
    211
  54. The Giant Gila Monster
    221
  55. The Deadly Bees
    195
  56. Manhunt in Space
    149
  57. Ring of Terror
    175
  58. Daddy-O
    228
  59. The Sword and the Dragon
    201
  60. War of the Colossal Beast
    205
  61. The Rebel Set
    144
  62. The Slime People
    111
  63. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    152
  64. The Crawling Eye
    236
  65. The Beatniks
    170
  66. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    622
  67. The Space Children
    154
  68. Mighty Jack
    156
  69. Girls Town
    266
  70. Gamera
    217
  71. Gamera vs. Zigra
    156
  72. Time of the Apes
    248
  73. Teenage Caveman
    136
  74. It Lives by Night
    156
  75. I Accuse My Parents
    368
  76. Bloodlust
    166
  77. High School Big Shot
    168
  78. Gunslinger
    144
  79. Untamed Youth
    123
  80. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    237
  81. Girl in Gold Boots
    257
  82. Invasion USA
    153
  83. Stranded in Space
    120
  84. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    254
  85. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    207
  86. Riding with Death
    355
  87. Quest of the Delta Knights
    241

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518 - The Atomic Brain - 11 months ago
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So apparently the decrepit old Mrs. Marsh in this flick was also Emperor Palpatine in the Empire Strikes Back. No kiddin.
http://boards.theforce.net/threads/marjorie-eaton-the-original-emperor.50033425/


1012 - Squirm - almost 5 years ago
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Eli Roth makes some valid points on this pre-CGI flick:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xC5iOM_lqA


Forum - 11 months ago
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Celebrated actor Bill Paxton dead at age 61 from stroke suffered after complications from heart surgery. http://www.tmz.com/2017/02/26/bill-paxton-dead-dies/


Corman's back!
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Mike Patton's "Deep Down"
Forum - over 1 year ago
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For those who aren't familiar, Mike Patton is the singer for Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, and Fantomas. He's one of my favorite vocalists, and he also has like a billion side projects that I've never listened to. Recently I was trying to change that and listen to more things by him, and I found a solo album called "Mondo Cane" which features a wonderful version of "Deep Down" (the theme song from "Diabolik"). Check it out, won't you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqdAb--vUks


RiffTrax Live: "Mothra" tonight!
Forum - over 1 year ago
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Is anyone "catching" Mothra tonight at their local theater? I should be, but, alas, no.
It's also playing on the 23rd.


817 - Horror of Party Beach - over 5 years ago
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@ 1:05:21 - How did the writers/riffers completely miss the Pink Floyd circa Animals ('77) reference?!? He says 'floating pig' twice!!


MST3K season 11 coming to Netflix - Bobo, Brain Guy and Pearl will be in the reboot!
Forum - over 1 year ago
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Creepy Girls (and Guys)
Forum - over 1 year ago
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In honor of today's WIT - Catalina Caper - who would you say is the "creepiest" character in the MST3k films? Is it the back-brace sporting cheesehead from Giant Spider Invasion? Maybe it's the kinda-rapey hypnotist Dr. Carlo Lombardi (and his tickle-me-Carlo-Lombardi doll) from She Creature? The obvious Torgo from Manos? The squishy girl from Young Man's Fancy (along everyone else in that short)? Or maybe it's Arch Hall Jr's face in Egah...

Whatever your choice, let's give a warm (and sticky) shoutout to all those creepy guys and gals that make these movies uncomfortably ripe for riffing!


"It's Not Insurance This Time It's Really Neat It's Cars!"
Forum - about 2 years ago
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I've been employed for almost a whole week in the Automotive biz (well, sort of). So, to celebrate, let's have your favorite car and/or driving riffs. Go!

Mrs. Webb's driving instructor said it was okay.


305 - Stranded in Space - about 5 years ago
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Room 420!


Recent Riffs

1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - about 5 years ago
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Yeah, well uh ... you're like a deaf Puff Adder.


520 - Radar Secret Service - over 5 years ago
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What's your soup de jour of the day?


609 - The Skydivers - over 5 years ago
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Hey, look! Benji got an Oldsmobile!


907 - Hobgoblins - over 5 years ago
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"Is she a hit ... or a miss?"

They should really add an 'S' to that.


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - about 5 years ago
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Defending my misogyny really takes commitment!


415 - The Beatniks - over 5 years ago
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'Hey look, uh... get in touch with Morrissey and ...' tell him to stop cryin.


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Sound, a-are you getting this? Uh well, we'll move on, we gotta lot of other lines.


618 - High School Big Shot - over 4 years ago
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Uh, neva mind dose magazines, I barely read 'em. Except for American Musclewoman - dat's interstin'.


607 - Bloodlust - over 5 years ago
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I just saw a finger!


1004 - Future War - over 4 years ago
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Two first names from Van Halen .... coincidence?


618 - High School Big Shot - about 5 years ago
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I think that what I'm learning is now, more than ever, it's specialty breads.

Specialty breads!


512 - Mitchell - almost 5 years ago
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