Kashken on the mounds? Cashkin? Koschkin? Koshkin? Someone give me a lead here, eh?

I grew up in the 90s and played with Creepy Crawlers when they were revived. Now I feel like I owe Joel and the bots ...Of course, mine was much safer ...But I do remember a home smelter that made tiny figurines. That sounded like a fun accident waiting to happen.

I think I want to go as the Creeping Terror for Halloween. I just need an old ratty blanket, some random spray painted washrags bunched up and walk around real slow-like. As the night goes on I can unroll more monstrous train of horror until I'm about ten feet long.

Just realized there's a looong callback to SST Death Flight in the Progress Island, USA short. Around twenty minutes into the episode Crow quips about the plane's gear being mushy.

Does anyone else here think that Manos has a good chance at being the worst movie ever made? Even worse than that turd of a Star Wars movie, The Phantom Menace?

Suggestion: add The Film Crew's movies that are available on YouTube? Perhaps below Season 10? I know it's not MST3K... but it basically is lol. Plus I was watching Wild Women of Wando today and Kevin's map of the (imaginary) world slays me.

Best Self Riffs

I’m talking about funny film lines that probably weren’t meant to be funny.

My example: Superman II: Superman has just been downed by the evil kryptonians and a randome guy from the crowd yells “They killed Superman… Let’s get em!”

I laughed for fifteen minutes straight. Give me your favorites.

Just curious here-
Can anyone here name a moment in any part of MST3K that "TOASTY!" from Mortal Kombat could fit in? I mean, a moment of a film or host segment where you could easily imagine Dan Forden popping up out of the corner of the screen and saying "TOASTY!"?

I don't think I'm rushing the Halloween season at this point...

So, what are you doing for the most fun holiday of the year? Got any cool costume plans?

I'm planning on going as Vampira and getting my boyfriend to go as Zacherley, so that we're the perfect pair of ghouls.

I love this club I have never had so much fun. I'm so glad that there's so many people who love mst3k as much as me. I wish I could connect with msties in my area but I really don't know exactly how I can do that. I always wanted to do a mst3k marathon and just stay up until the crack of dawn watching episode after episode with other people instead of by myself.