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Steve-Headed Pig-Benton - 8 months ago
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Great achievement, I-Man.
What's this about being "technically a man"? It can't be reference to a Mitzvah, because you were 13 when you first posted here.
1. Are you really 18? Has it been that long?
2. You're 16 and you're driving?
3. You got laid! ;)


TheLightningBug - 9 months ago
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Hiya, Iggy - so what did you think of The Happy-time Murders...? Personally, I loved it.


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hey man! i offered to transcribe some mst tunes and then had two incredibly busy weeks so i didn't follow through :(
would you still like me to do that?


Russ "Screw You, Greenland" Fry - almost 5 years ago
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I saw a link to this on Criterion today and thought of you. Being a young film fan thought you'd get something out of it...
http://thedissolve.com/news/3020-the-dissolve-on-our-favorite-movie-books-from-chil/?utm_content=bufferc9961&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer


Favorite Episodes

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  2. Mitchell
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  3. Revenge of the Creature
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  4. Teenage Strangler
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  5. Outlaw of Gor
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  6. Jack Frost
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  7. Laserblast
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  8. The Crawling Eye
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  9. City Limits
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  10. Diabolik
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  11. Invasion USA
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  12. I Accuse My Parents
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  13. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
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  14. Prince of Space
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Puppets and Stuff (and a shameless plug)
Forum - 29 days ago
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Hiya, guys! So, my question to you is: out of all of MST, what is your favorite puppetry moment in any of the episodes? It could be complex, or it could be super simple! My favorite moments involve Gypsy and Growler, because of the type of puppets they are and the intricacy in operating them. In fact, the original Gypsy was on a marching bass drum harness. That to me is super cool! Also, I've got a shameless plug to put at the end, here. I'm directing a puppetry tour in Berks County, Pennsylvania. If you know any puppeteers in that area, at all, I'd love to have them! We ended up having to go back into our script and re-write it from 6 people to four people. And the other two puppeteers we have aren't necessarily the most reliable. So, yeah. Just a plug. If you're interested, let me know!


Cameo Crashing
Forum - 25 days ago
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What people would you like to see make cameos in future MST3K? I'd personally enjoy a Weird Al Yankovic cameo. Heck, an episode where he'd host would even suit me.


Host Swap
Forum - about 1 month ago
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I was staring at my silly Funko collection earlier today. My Crow & Servo Pops are sandwiched between Darth Vader and Drax the Destroyer. Got me to thinking: If you could, who would you swap out Joel/Mike/Jonah with as an alternate host (Real or Fictional).
I admit, Dave Bautista's Drax would probably be terrible at riffing, but James Earl Jones incredible voice might make for an interesting changeup in the theater.


The Wost Film of MST3K?
621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - over 4 years ago
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A lot of people wonder what the WORST film they ever did on MST3K was. IMO, there are five films which are so bad, they've fallen completely off the scale of composition, thoughtfulness, or simple good taste. These films are so bad, they each represent a singular atrocity, and to prioritize any one over the other is to neglect them all. They are, in no particular order:

The Beast of Yucca Flats
Manos: The Hands of Fate
Monster-A-Go-Go
Rocket Attack U.S.A.
The Castle of Fu Manchu

These films are so bad, so incomprehensibly, unfathomably vile, that each one must be seen to be believed. I think you would be right to say that any of these five movies are equally the worst films ever featured on MST3K


Eine Kleine Deutsch Puppe
Forum - 7 months ago
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Not related, it's just something I made for my second year in German. I just had a whole lot of fun making it, so I thought I'd put it up here for any Deutsch Lernerin to critique. So, I did this puppet show of a cooking show, to demonstrate I know how to do commands. It was a blast to make and I learned what it'd be like to be Trace and Frank underneath a table, just looking at a monitor... it's hard to hold the puppet directly straight up, so television puppeteers are impressive. And it's even more impressive for people like Trace and Frank, who weren't puppeteers before MST, to do that monitor work so well. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e11lWShKAJc&t=1s


What even is a Wassail, anyways?
Forum - 7 months ago
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Lest ye not forget the Wassail Sketch. It's as Chrismassy as you can get, and it doesn't even take place around Christmas. As someone who loves the original Wassail song, this hits close to home. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKpmg5DrpC0


Steve-Headed Pig-Benton - 8 months ago
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Great achievement, I-Man.
What's this about being "technically a man"? It can't be reference to a Mitzvah, because you were 13 when you first posted here.
1. Are you really 18? Has it been that long?
2. You're 16 and you're driving?
3. You got laid! ;)


This MStie has just made an achievement...
Forum - 8 months ago
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Hello, everyone! This isn't necessarily MST-related. I just thought I'd like to share, because essentially, I've actually grown up around a lot of you. Steve-Headed was one of the people that I talked to most, but you've seen me around! I'm an adult technically (dear God), so I just thought I'd share my recent bout. I have ranked 2nd in District 10 of Pennsylvania in District Orchestra in the String Bass section! I actually tied for first, which really impressed me. I was absolutely not expecting that, at all. Hopefully next comes regionals, then states, then the WORLD! Anyhow, I won't forget to spread the word of MST3K there! At district choir, once, I met a fellow MSTie. That was fun! He's in the military, now, so I'm sure he's sharing it there, as well! I just thought I'd share. I know it's unrelated, but I just thought I'd share! As a high school senior, it's my biggest achievement. Alright. Now, back to your regularly scheduled programming.


Recent Riffs

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"What is a Christmas?" It's a christian holiday ruined by commercialism!


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"We're on Tv?!" EEEEDDD SULLIVAAANNN!!!!


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"Hello, Santa!" Get the hell outta my shop!


323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - over 3 years ago
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Oh, come on! We can't keep making fun of the names! Get on with it!


513 - The Brain that Wouldn't Die - about 4 years ago
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Okay, you're right. The liver isn't in the skull!


813 - Jack Frost - over 4 years ago
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This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast Chicken.


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"Disgrace your once beloved franchicse with one more horrible game before you die."


403 - City Limits - over 5 years ago
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WOW! Fifteen years from now is pretty depressing!


519 - Outlaw of Gor - over 5 years ago
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Honey, I Shrunk the Nelson!


101 - The Crawling Eye - over 5 years ago
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"Dear Diary, once again, the fat guy got the bed."


101 - The Crawling Eye - over 5 years ago
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Too many things missing! "Like a plot!"