Bg
suzy lux

Wall Posts

Favorite Episodes

  1. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    710
  2. Girls Town
    301
  3. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    293
  4. Pod People
    584
  5. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    298
  6. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    348
  7. The Touch of Satan
    355
  8. Space Mutiny
    930
  9. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    290
  10. Tormented
    228
  11. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    351
  12. Alien from L.A.
    285
  13. Girl in Gold Boots
    290
  14. Eegah
    403
  15. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    356
  16. Track of the Moon Beast
    295
  17. Future War
    277
  18. Horror of Party Beach
    326
  19. Angels' Revenge
    214
  20. Devil Fish
    269
  21. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    441
  22. Quest of the Delta Knights
    274

Recent Comments with recent replies

624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women - almost 7 years ago
4 laughs

7 replies Comment icon
Report

ok two eyeliner jokes, do better guys. you have a b movie rife with female vampires who are searching for a new young queen to (seduce) There are literally a million lezbionic buttons you could be pushing here ;p

/vampyres


414 - Tormented - over 6 years ago
2 laughs

1 reply Comment icon
Report

movies where someone is being haunted are always a little chilling to me, no matter how bad the movie is.


913 - Quest of the Delta Knights - almost 7 years ago
3 laughs

1 reply Comment icon
Report

so...*licks pencil*


622 - Angels' Revenge - almost 7 years ago
12 laughs

1 reply Comment icon
Report

This was a sort of dumb fun romp right up until a man's genitals get chopped off by our heroes and then a drug lord shoots a teenaged girl. The 70's were weird.


622 - Angels' Revenge - almost 7 years ago
2 laughs

1 reply Comment icon
Report

just cut to the middle of the movie to see the atmosphere of it and whatever and it's already 1000x better than pretty much 99% of movies out there today featuring more than one female character in them. One of the chicks has a heatha graham/kate-hudson-in-almost-famous aura, I mean you have to love this ALREADY.


5 laughs

1 reply Comment icon
Report

Well at least this passes the Bechdel Test ;)


811 - Parts: The Clonus Horror - over 6 years ago
0 laughs

Report

they really liked that 'sure' bit.


811 - Parts: The Clonus Horror - over 8 years ago
4 laughs

3 replies Comment icon
Report

You know, I could've gone my entire life without seeing Mike the Pasty Boy Wonder in a crop top. That one is gonna haunt me.


811 - Parts: The Clonus Horror - over 7 years ago
4 laughs

7 replies Comment icon
Report

Maybe I'm alone in this, but I feel sorry for these kids. They find out they're in this terrible place, and what's going to happen to them... I can't imagine experiencing that. I wind up getting sucked into the story and not enjoying the riffs as much as I should.


811 - Parts: The Clonus Horror - over 6 years ago
9 laughs

3 replies Comment icon
Report

At least this movie had an interesting idea - poorly executed, but that's happened to a lot of sci-fi.


811 - Parts: The Clonus Horror - over 6 years ago
2 laughs

Report

after reading the backstory to this film, I feel slightly defensive over it now. despite it being one of the funniest episodes I've seen yet so far ;)


414 - Tormented - over 8 years ago
9 laughs

3 replies Comment icon
Report

I think this movie ranks number three on my MST3K "Actually Not That Bad" list; it's got a few weaknesses, and it's a bit dull, but for the most part you can tell that they're laboring to mock it.


Recent Riffs

622 - Angels' Revenge - almost 7 years ago
2 laughs

Report

FOX. FORCE. FIVE (oh mike I think I just liked you a little more)


811 - Parts: The Clonus Horror - over 6 years ago
9 laughs

Report

The Go-As-Slow-As-You-Can-Without-Tipping-Over Race.


622 - Angels' Revenge - over 6 years ago
2 laughs

Report

The common sophomore blends easily into its surroundings...


622 - Angels' Revenge - over 6 years ago
4 laughs

Report

running running running running running I'm running I'm running I'm running running running and I'm running I'm running I'm really really running


911 - Devil Fish - almost 7 years ago
2 laughs

Report

I'm Devil Fish, for Polident!


3 laughs

1 reply Comment icon
Report

beauty school dropout...


3 laughs

Report

so..how is this a tribute to madeleine albright?


3 laughs

Report

'The Right Tots..'


820 - Space Mutiny - almost 7 years ago
7 laughs

Report

The Stevie Nicks workout...


4 laughs

Report

a little Drakkar Noir..


6 laughs

Report

well, I instinctively have to get away from you. bye..


3 laughs

Report

your head is sweating..