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Favorite Episodes

  1. Invasion USA
    174
  2. The Dead Talk Back
    278
  3. Red Zone Cuba
    225
  4. Hamlet
    175
  5. Daddy-O
    248
  6. Gorgo
    171
  7. Girl in Gold Boots
    274
  8. Girls Town
    284
  9. Wild Rebels
    166
  10. The Starfighters
    234
  11. Hercules Unchained
    181
  12. The Skydivers
    270
  13. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    252
  14. I Accuse My Parents
    403
  15. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    218
  16. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    257
  17. The Sinister Urge
    215
  18. Swamp Diamonds
    152
  19. Time Chasers
    429
  20. Danger! Death Ray
    466
  21. Fugitive Alien
    327
  22. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    227
  23. Terror from the Year 5000
    242
  24. Bloodlust
    185
  25. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    275
  26. King Dinosaur
    202
  27. The Killer Shrews
    252
  28. Beginning of the End
    262
  29. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    170
  30. The Final Sacrifice
    744
  31. The Giant Spider Invasion
    339
  32. Devil Doll
    243
  33. The Creeping Terror
    246
  34. Outlaw of Gor
    313
  35. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    224
  36. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    337
  37. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    415
  38. The Giant Gila Monster
    254
  39. The Sidehackers
    206
  40. The Deadly Bees
    214
  41. Prince of Space
    453
  42. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    331
  43. Warrior of the Lost World
    327
  44. Rocketship X-M
    280
  45. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    215

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1009 - Hamlet - 2 months ago
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Hamlet: (to Horatio) What hour now?
Servo: Time for you to buy a watch.

It's so stupid, but I laugh so hard every time. Really underrated episode, makes me wish I was an English teacher, just so I could show this to my students.


310 - Fugitive Alien - over 6 years ago
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The actor who plays Captain Joe, with the chipmunk-like, Dizzy Gillespie cheeks actually had cheek implants put in. It's not cheap to look that goofy.


310 - Fugitive Alien - 3 months ago
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Joe Shishido (the captain) is a great actor in cool Japanese noir like "A Colt is my Passport" and "Cruel Gun Story". Criterion has these films available under their Nikkatsu Noir series, check it out sometime!


Rifftrax Discount Code for July 4th
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BBQ

It's 15% off! Just bought the new Matthew Elliott / Bridget Jones riff.


419 - The Rebel Set - 3 months ago
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A Beat movie and a heist movie in one! It's actually not too bad, I'd watch this unriffed if it were on and I was bored. Best part is when Platt's character disses them one after another.

Writer: Are you writing the Great American Novel?
Platt: Hardly. Nor am I casting a play, nor am I attempting to furnish psychological guidance to a poor little rich boy.

Even Joel and the Bots say "ooh” and whistle, haha.


Shakespeare Blue
1009 - Hamlet - 3 months ago
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Claudius: (looks at hand) What if...
Mike: Nah, that'll be like, the fifth time today.


Cameo Crashing
Forum - 3 months ago
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What people would you like to see make cameos in future MST3K? I'd personally enjoy a Weird Al Yankovic cameo. Heck, an episode where he'd host would even suit me.


Recent Riffs

415 - The Beatniks - almost 2 years ago
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"It's only the house dick, I'll handle it." Oh, how accommodating!


308 - Gamera vs. Gaos - about 2 years ago
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Grownups suck! They do! I hate! I hate because of them!


806 - The Undead - over 3 years ago
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Corman's theory of directing: Light and Get Away.


1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - over 3 years ago
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(weakly) ...Batman...


207 - Wild Rebels - over 3 years ago
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Hey, look, it's Mount Rushmore. ...Mount Trashmore.


207 - Wild Rebels - over 3 years ago
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I HATE these curtains, man!


207 - Wild Rebels - over 3 years ago
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"Nothing like a little vino to soothe the palate after a dusty road." And da wine is good too, sir!


310 - Fugitive Alien - over 3 years ago
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See, that's why you're a scummy traitor.


804 - The Deadly Mantis - over 3 years ago
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My, but he is stately.


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Remember when we had to listen to her standup act?


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Just like Count Basie! One more time!


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Her fingering is appalling and her phrasing is confused and messy!