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Favorite Episodes
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Invasion USA
174
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The Dead Talk Back
278
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Red Zone Cuba
225
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Hamlet
175
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Daddy-O
248
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Gorgo
171
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Girl in Gold Boots
274
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Girls Town
284
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Wild Rebels
166
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The Starfighters
234
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Hercules Unchained
181
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The Skydivers
270
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The Beast of Yucca Flats
252
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I Accuse My Parents
403
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The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
218
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Agent for H.A.R.M.
257
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The Sinister Urge
215
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Swamp Diamonds
152
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Time Chasers
429
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Danger! Death Ray
466
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Fugitive Alien
327
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Attack of the the Eye Creatures
227
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Terror from the Year 5000
242
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Bloodlust
185
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Samson Vs The Vampire Women
275
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King Dinosaur
202
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The Killer Shrews
252
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Beginning of the End
262
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Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
170
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The Final Sacrifice
744
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The Giant Spider Invasion
339
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Devil Doll
243
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The Creeping Terror
246
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Outlaw of Gor
313
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The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
224
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Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
337
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Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
415
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The Giant Gila Monster
254
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The Sidehackers
206
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The Deadly Bees
214
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Prince of Space
453
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Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
331
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Warrior of the Lost World
327
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Rocketship X-M
280
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Attack of the Giant Leeches
215
Recent Comments with recent replies
Recent Riffs
415 - The Beatniks
- almost 2 years ago
"It's only the house dick, I'll handle it." Oh, how accommodating!
207 - Wild Rebels
- over 3 years ago
"Nothing like a little vino to soothe the palate after a dusty road." And da wine is good too, sir!
624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women
- over 3 years ago
Remember when we had to listen to her standup act?
624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women
- over 3 years ago
Her fingering is appalling and her phrasing is confused and messy!
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Hamlet: (to Horatio) What hour now?
Servo: Time for you to buy a watch.
It's so stupid, but I laugh so hard every time. Really underrated episode, makes me wish I was an English teacher, just so I could show this to my students.
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The actor who plays Captain Joe, with the chipmunk-like, Dizzy Gillespie cheeks actually had cheek implants put in. It's not cheap to look that goofy.
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Joe Shishido (the captain) is a great actor in cool Japanese noir like "A Colt is my Passport" and "Cruel Gun Story". Criterion has these films available under their Nikkatsu Noir series, check it out sometime!
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BBQ
It's 15% off! Just bought the new Matthew Elliott / Bridget Jones riff.
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A Beat movie and a heist movie in one! It's actually not too bad, I'd watch this unriffed if it were on and I was bored. Best part is when Platt's character disses them one after another.
Writer: Are you writing the Great American Novel?
Platt: Hardly. Nor am I casting a play, nor am I attempting to furnish psychological guidance to a poor little rich boy.
Even Joel and the Bots say "ooh” and whistle, haha.
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Claudius: (looks at hand) What if...
Mike: Nah, that'll be like, the fifth time today.
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What people would you like to see make cameos in future MST3K? I'd personally enjoy a Weird Al Yankovic cameo. Heck, an episode where he'd host would even suit me.