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Favorite Episodes

  1. Invasion USA
    139
  2. The Dead Talk Back
    238
  3. Red Zone Cuba
    192
  4. Girl in Gold Boots
    237
  5. Girls Town
    245
  6. Wild Rebels
    136
  7. The Starfighters
    190
  8. Hercules Unchained
    151
  9. The Skydivers
    221
  10. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    219
  11. I Accuse My Parents
    345
  12. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    217
  13. The Sinister Urge
    181
  14. Swamp Diamonds
    129
  15. Time Chasers
    375
  16. Danger! Death Ray
    394
  17. Fugitive Alien
    269
  18. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    190
  19. Gorgo
    149
  20. Terror from the Year 5000
    203
  21. Bloodlust
    147
  22. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    230
  23. King Dinosaur
    165
  24. The Killer Shrews
    210
  25. Beginning of the End
    227
  26. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    148
  27. The Final Sacrifice
    645
  28. The Giant Spider Invasion
    289
  29. Devil Doll
    203
  30. The Creeping Terror
    214
  31. Outlaw of Gor
    260
  32. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    193
  33. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    294
  34. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    359
  35. The Giant Gila Monster
    198
  36. The Sidehackers
    170
  37. The Deadly Bees
    174
  38. Prince of Space
    376
  39. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    280
  40. Warrior of the Lost World
    271
  41. Rocketship X-M
    239
  42. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    172
  43. Hamlet
    141
  44. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    178

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110 - Robot Holocaust - about 1 year ago

Man, I just can't sit through this turkey. The riffs are great, don't get me wrong, but wow is this movie awful. God, even the Coleman Francis trilogy has better actors. I wonder if it would have been more tolerable in later seasons (perhaps 3 to the end?) when the riffs are much quicker and meaner.


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601 - Girls Town - 4 months ago

Such a good episode


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307 - Daddy-O - 4 months ago

Did I miss something? Why did Jana tell Phil to get lost all of a sudden? Why was he so mad that she worked at the club?


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I have no idea who Earl Holliman is, but the host seg cracks me up start-to-finish.


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I'm glad the word "Japanimation" died in the 90s.


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802 - The Leech Woman - almost 2 years ago

I love how deeply confused the lawyer is by young!June's freakout. It couldn't possibly be, oh, I don't know... GUILT? BECAUSE YOUR FIANCEE IS *WAITING FOR YOU RIGHT OUTSIDE, YOU FUCKING PIG?!*


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Episode Challenge: How would you, the viewer at home, spell our hero's name? (Please, no peeking Percys or googling Gregorys)


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613 - The Sinister Urge - about 3 years ago

Good lord, where'd Ed find Gloria? She's really something else.


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821 - Time Chasers - about 3 years ago

Obsequious Servo really makes me uncomfortable, but I don't know why.


Cool as Ice
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Forum - 7 months ago

Worse than I expected. And I expected it to be 100 times worse than 'Road House'.

This is a contender for the crassest, most imbecilic movie ever made. Compared to this, 'Super Mario Bros' is a staggering work of heartbreaking poetry.

The leading man is so utterly charmless, talentless and gormless, he makes Paper Chase Guy look like a cross between Rudolf Valentino and Noel Coward.

And then Mike, Kevin'n'Bill give it the kicking it very richly deserves. Yep yep.


Favorite puppeteering feats?
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Forum - 7 months ago

I love puppeteering. It's one of my side hobbies. And, of course, MST is full of puppeteering! My favorite puppeteering feat in the show, I think was how Gypsy was controlled. Jim Mallon, while I'm not a fan of him (especially after that animated atrocity he made) he made a really cool rig for Gypsy. It was a marching band percussion harness (it was either snare or bass drum) that Gypsy was connected to. The performer, in this case being Mallon, would wear the harness and be able to have more control over Gypsy's puppet. I just find that such a cool thing. What is your favorite puppeteering feat of MST?


Recent Riffs

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806 - The Undead - 10 months ago

Corman's theory of directing: Light and Get Away.


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1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - 10 months ago

(weakly) ...Batman...


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207 - Wild Rebels - 10 months ago

Hey, look, it's Mount Rushmore. ...Mount Trashmore.


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207 - Wild Rebels - 10 months ago

I HATE these curtains, man!


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207 - Wild Rebels - 10 months ago

"Nothing like a little vino to soothe the palate after a dusty road." And da wine is good too, sir!


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310 - Fugitive Alien - 11 months ago

See, that's why you're a scummy traitor.


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804 - The Deadly Mantis - 11 months ago

My, but he is stately.


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624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women - almost 1 year ago

Remember when we had to listen to her standup act?


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624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women - almost 1 year ago

Just like Count Basie! One more time!


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624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women - almost 1 year ago

Her fingering is appalling and her phrasing is confused and messy!


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503 - Swamp Diamonds - about 1 year ago

What bris?!


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503 - Swamp Diamonds - about 1 year ago

I'm spritzin'. Any of you mugs got a problem with that?