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Favorite Episodes

  1. Invasion USA
    153
  2. The Dead Talk Back
    255
  3. Red Zone Cuba
    213
  4. Hamlet
    162
  5. Daddy-O
    228
  6. Gorgo
    159
  7. Girl in Gold Boots
    257
  8. Girls Town
    266
  9. Wild Rebels
    147
  10. The Starfighters
    213
  11. Hercules Unchained
    167
  12. The Skydivers
    241
  13. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    237
  14. I Accuse My Parents
    368
  15. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    195
  16. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    236
  17. The Sinister Urge
    197
  18. Swamp Diamonds
    142
  19. Time Chasers
    405
  20. Danger! Death Ray
    427
  21. Fugitive Alien
    301
  22. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    207
  23. Terror from the Year 5000
    221
  24. Bloodlust
    166
  25. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    255
  26. King Dinosaur
    182
  27. The Killer Shrews
    227
  28. Beginning of the End
    240
  29. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    158
  30. The Final Sacrifice
    689
  31. The Giant Spider Invasion
    315
  32. Devil Doll
    223
  33. The Creeping Terror
    230
  34. Outlaw of Gor
    286
  35. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    207
  36. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    313
  37. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    388
  38. The Giant Gila Monster
    221
  39. The Sidehackers
    186
  40. The Deadly Bees
    195
  41. Prince of Space
    417
  42. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    306
  43. Warrior of the Lost World
    293
  44. Rocketship X-M
    263
  45. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    193

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620 - Danger! Death Ray - about 4 years ago
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Servo's quiet "Ole!" when the guy jumps out of the window never, ever gets old.


1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - almost 2 years ago
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Total comfort food episode for me. It's like putting on a big, greasy sweater.


Guitar Solo?!
603 - The Dead Talk Back - about 2 years ago
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It bears mentioning that (Crow's cute little Stratocaster notwithstanding): that was a paint-peelingly boring SYNTH solo. I didn't hear ~any~ actual guitar notes. A few of BestBrains know 'cowboy chords' on guitar, but none of them play single-note lines; keyboard is a little more accessible for that to 'hobbyist' musicians.


How many riffs in this format are there? Nn.. go. (Rifftrax included)
Forum - 4 months ago
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Well, the ___________ ain't gonna __________ itself.


610 - The Violent Years - almost 2 years ago
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I always skip the male rape scene, the riffs about it are really distasteful. I love their darker riffs, but they really should have known better.

With that said, the crew usually does a good job of pairing shorts and films (like A Date with your Family and Invasion USA, Keeping Clean and Neat and The Sinister Urge, Home Economics and Viking Women, etc) and this one is no exception.


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God, this Albert Glasser score is the worst.


If Anyone's Interested...
Forum - 6 months ago
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...there are 8 installments of Cinematic Titanic on YouTube. The titles are:

The Doomsday Machine
The Wasp Woman
Legacy of Blood
Frankenstein's Castle of Freaks
The Alien Factor
War of the Insects
Rattlers, and
The Astral Factor

If you're on the fence about getting the DVD set, perhaps watching a couple of these will help make up your mind. And now, a link:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHuXoOaQlHsPAixRnlbFm-A/videos


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Anyone else kind of stunned at how good Joel's singing voice is at 6:10?


408 - Hercules Unchained - 8 months ago
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I was just thinking about the Green Bean And French Onion Casserole Of Happiness, and how of course they stopped doing their Scandahoovian voices after a second in the theater because of course it would get annoying if they didn't, but then I realized something. There's a diegetic reason for it: of course the affects of a Casserole Of Happiness wear off IMMEDIATELY when faced with a movie this bad.


Well, they found Amelia Earhart
Forum - 7 months ago
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Now what about Laurence Erhardt?


307 - Daddy-O - about 1 year ago
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Did I miss something? Why did Jana tell Phil to get lost all of a sudden? Why was he so mad that she worked at the club?


Recent Riffs

415 - The Beatniks - about 1 month ago
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"It's only the house dick, I'll handle it." Oh, how accommodating!


308 - Gamera vs. Gaos - 7 months ago
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Grownups suck! They do! I hate! I hate because of them!


806 - The Undead - over 1 year ago
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Corman's theory of directing: Light and Get Away.


1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - over 1 year ago
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(weakly) ...Batman...


207 - Wild Rebels - over 1 year ago
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Hey, look, it's Mount Rushmore. ...Mount Trashmore.


207 - Wild Rebels - over 1 year ago
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I HATE these curtains, man!


207 - Wild Rebels - over 1 year ago
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"Nothing like a little vino to soothe the palate after a dusty road." And da wine is good too, sir!


310 - Fugitive Alien - almost 2 years ago
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See, that's why you're a scummy traitor.


804 - The Deadly Mantis - almost 2 years ago
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My, but he is stately.


624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women - almost 2 years ago
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Remember when we had to listen to her standup act?


624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women - almost 2 years ago
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Just like Count Basie! One more time!


624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women - almost 2 years ago
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Her fingering is appalling and her phrasing is confused and messy!