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Favorite Episodes

  1. Invasion USA
    187
  2. The Dead Talk Back
    292
  3. Red Zone Cuba
    241
  4. Hamlet
    186
  5. Daddy-O
    257
  6. Gorgo
    185
  7. Girl in Gold Boots
    290
  8. Girls Town
    302
  9. Wild Rebels
    172
  10. The Starfighters
    246
  11. Hercules Unchained
    191
  12. The Skydivers
    277
  13. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    266
  14. I Accuse My Parents
    427
  15. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    228
  16. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    276
  17. The Sinister Urge
    225
  18. Swamp Diamonds
    161
  19. Time Chasers
    458
  20. Danger! Death Ray
    489
  21. Fugitive Alien
    341
  22. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    240
  23. Terror from the Year 5000
    257
  24. Bloodlust
    194
  25. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    291
  26. King Dinosaur
    208
  27. The Killer Shrews
    265
  28. Beginning of the End
    281
  29. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    177
  30. The Final Sacrifice
    783
  31. The Giant Spider Invasion
    365
  32. Devil Doll
    254
  33. The Creeping Terror
    259
  34. Outlaw of Gor
    334
  35. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    231
  36. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    352
  37. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    442
  38. The Giant Gila Monster
    270
  39. The Sidehackers
    215
  40. The Deadly Bees
    233
  41. Prince of Space
    478
  42. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    349
  43. Warrior of the Lost World
    347
  44. Rocketship X-M
    298
  45. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    225
  46. Moon Zero Two
    214

Recent Comments with recent replies

905 - The Deadly Bees - almost 5 years ago
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Thumbs down to this dog killing movie. Bees suck and I'm glad they are going extinct.


602 - Invasion USA - over 4 years ago
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"Tanks are more important than tractors." Hahaha, wow.


912 - The Screaming Skull - over 4 years ago
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What are you going to do with your free casket?


Shakespeare Blue
1009 - Hamlet - over 1 year ago
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Claudius: (looks at hand) What if...
Mike: Nah, that'll be like, the fifth time today.


Forum - 10 months ago
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Okay, it's been 4 days so let's get to where it really starts getting tough. What are your 3 favorite episodes from Season 3?


619 - Red Zone Cuba - about 1 year ago
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From the Wikipedia article for Red Zone Cuba:

Back on American soil, the three engage in a variety of crimes to get to the home of Chastain's wife to help her mine the metals her husband had mentioned in Cuba. They throw café owner Cliff Weismeyer (Charles F. Harter) down a well and Griffin rapes his blind daughter (Elaine Gifford), then they steal his car and escape; they also hop Mr. Wilson's train in Albuquerque, New Mexico.

There was a rape scene in this nightmare, too? Brutal. Kudos to the boys for editing that out.


Freeform jazz in space
111 - Moon Zero Two - 11 months ago
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Man, I wish I could find this soundtrack.


111 - Moon Zero Two - over 1 year ago
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if there was that much sapphire discovered, its value would plummet. value is sometimes based on rarity. look at aluminium, used to be worth more than gold, now we wrap potatoes in it.


Riff of the day
Forum - 11 months ago
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The Giant Gila Monster! (And I love these extended riffs that they do.)

"Okay, go ahead."
So should I go backwards?
Go ahead!
Um...I thought you said go backwards.
That's right! Go ahead.
So...should I go left?
Right!
Tell me. Should I go left?
Right!
That's what I'm asking!
Right!
Third base!
No left!
Ladies and gentlemen, join us next week for Abbott and Costello Playhouse.


207 - Wild Rebels - over 8 years ago
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A goatee, Joel? Really?


How many riffs in this format are there? Nn.. go. (Rifftrax included)
Forum - about 3 years ago
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Well, the ___________ ain't gonna __________ itself.


Recent Riffs

802 - The Leech Woman - almost 7 years ago
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"You know what she said?" (indignantly) That I have been drinking!


415 - The Beatniks - almost 3 years ago
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"It's only the house dick, I'll handle it." Oh, how accommodating!


308 - Gamera vs. Gaos - over 3 years ago
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Grownups suck! They do! I hate! I hate because of them!


806 - The Undead - over 4 years ago
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Corman's theory of directing: Light and Get Away.


1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - over 4 years ago
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(weakly) ...Batman...


207 - Wild Rebels - over 4 years ago
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Hey, look, it's Mount Rushmore. ...Mount Trashmore.


207 - Wild Rebels - over 4 years ago
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I HATE these curtains, man!


207 - Wild Rebels - over 4 years ago
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"Nothing like a little vino to soothe the palate after a dusty road." And da wine is good too, sir!


310 - Fugitive Alien - over 4 years ago
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See, that's why you're a scummy traitor.


804 - The Deadly Mantis - over 4 years ago
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My, but he is stately.


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Remember when we had to listen to her standup act?


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Just like Count Basie! One more time!