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Favorite Episodes

  1. Invasion USA
    171
  2. The Dead Talk Back
    276
  3. Red Zone Cuba
    222
  4. Hamlet
    176
  5. Daddy-O
    243
  6. Gorgo
    165
  7. Girl in Gold Boots
    270
  8. Girls Town
    282
  9. Wild Rebels
    160
  10. The Starfighters
    230
  11. Hercules Unchained
    177
  12. The Skydivers
    266
  13. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    248
  14. I Accuse My Parents
    398
  15. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    209
  16. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    251
  17. The Sinister Urge
    210
  18. Swamp Diamonds
    148
  19. Time Chasers
    425
  20. Danger! Death Ray
    454
  21. Fugitive Alien
    320
  22. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    223
  23. Terror from the Year 5000
    235
  24. Bloodlust
    182
  25. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    270
  26. King Dinosaur
    196
  27. The Killer Shrews
    249
  28. Beginning of the End
    254
  29. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    168
  30. The Final Sacrifice
    734
  31. The Giant Spider Invasion
    334
  32. Devil Doll
    240
  33. The Creeping Terror
    243
  34. Outlaw of Gor
    307
  35. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    219
  36. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    336
  37. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    410
  38. The Giant Gila Monster
    246
  39. The Sidehackers
    201
  40. The Deadly Bees
    212
  41. Prince of Space
    451
  42. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    325
  43. Warrior of the Lost World
    318
  44. Rocketship X-M
    275
  45. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    208

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Good God. Real Unhappy Meals
Forum - 7 days ago
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How many riffs in this format are there? Nn.. go. (Rifftrax included)
Forum - over 1 year ago
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Well, the ___________ ain't gonna __________ itself.


807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - about 6 years ago
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Let's chip in and buy this movie a light.


610 - The Violent Years - about 3 years ago
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I always skip the male rape scene, the riffs about it are really distasteful. I love their darker riffs, but they really should have known better.

With that said, the crew usually does a good job of pairing shorts and films (like A Date with your Family and Invasion USA, Keeping Clean and Neat and The Sinister Urge, Home Economics and Viking Women, etc) and this one is no exception.


Rifftrax Top 10
Forum - 2 months ago
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I'm going to open this bag of worms...nice friendly worms: one called Simon.

What are your top 10 Rifftrax of all Time? This minute for me:

- Grizzly
- Ator
- Woman in Green
- King of Kong Island
- Maturing Woman (short) [because of THAT genius bit at the end]
- Guy from Harlem
- Trucker's Woman
- Revenge of Dr X
- Wonder women
- Dinosaurus


Recent Riffs

415 - The Beatniks - over 1 year ago
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"It's only the house dick, I'll handle it." Oh, how accommodating!


308 - Gamera vs. Gaos - almost 2 years ago
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Grownups suck! They do! I hate! I hate because of them!


806 - The Undead - about 3 years ago
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Corman's theory of directing: Light and Get Away.


1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - about 3 years ago
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(weakly) ...Batman...


207 - Wild Rebels - about 3 years ago
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Hey, look, it's Mount Rushmore. ...Mount Trashmore.


207 - Wild Rebels - about 3 years ago
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I HATE these curtains, man!


207 - Wild Rebels - about 3 years ago
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"Nothing like a little vino to soothe the palate after a dusty road." And da wine is good too, sir!


310 - Fugitive Alien - about 3 years ago
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See, that's why you're a scummy traitor.


804 - The Deadly Mantis - about 3 years ago
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My, but he is stately.


624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women - about 3 years ago
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Remember when we had to listen to her standup act?


624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women - about 3 years ago
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Just like Count Basie! One more time!


624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women - about 3 years ago
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Her fingering is appalling and her phrasing is confused and messy!