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  1. Invasion USA
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  2. The Dead Talk Back
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  3. Red Zone Cuba
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  4. Hamlet
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  5. Daddy-O
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  6. Gorgo
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  7. Girl in Gold Boots
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  8. Girls Town
    279
  9. Wild Rebels
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  10. The Starfighters
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  11. Hercules Unchained
    174
  12. The Skydivers
    260
  13. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    245
  14. I Accuse My Parents
    389
  15. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    204
  16. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    244
  17. The Sinister Urge
    207
  18. Swamp Diamonds
    146
  19. Time Chasers
    418
  20. Danger! Death Ray
    445
  21. Fugitive Alien
    313
  22. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    218
  23. Terror from the Year 5000
    231
  24. Bloodlust
    176
  25. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    267
  26. King Dinosaur
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  27. The Killer Shrews
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  28. Beginning of the End
    252
  29. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    165
  30. The Final Sacrifice
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  31. The Giant Spider Invasion
    328
  32. Devil Doll
    236
  33. The Creeping Terror
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  34. Outlaw of Gor
    300
  35. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    216
  36. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    326
  37. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    404
  38. The Giant Gila Monster
    238
  39. The Sidehackers
    195
  40. The Deadly Bees
    207
  41. Prince of Space
    441
  42. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    320
  43. Warrior of the Lost World
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  44. Rocketship X-M
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  45. Attack of the Giant Leeches
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307 - Daddy-O - about 2 years ago
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Did I miss something? Why did Jana tell Phil to get lost all of a sudden? Why was he so mad that she worked at the club?


How many riffs in this format are there? Nn.. go. (Rifftrax included)
Forum - over 1 year ago
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Well, the ___________ ain't gonna __________ itself.


Episode Justice Warriors, unite!
Forum - 2 months ago
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If you’re like me, one of the things that set this site apart from other MST compilations was the laugh meter. It’s a great way to point people in the rough direction of the really great episodes. But the ratings are not perfect.

So it’s now that I invite you all to mosey on over to the watch episodes page and take stock of the laugh count. What episode do YOU think is under rated?

The arc of mystery science theater episode rating accuracy is long, but with vigilance—with ACTION—I believe it bends toward justice.


Riffs that make you crack up
Forum - about 2 years ago
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I'm currently watching Megaforce and there's a riff in it that makes me laugh every single time I watch, but just the line itself isn't that funny. It's the whole movie in combination with it. Something about how Kevin says it and the scene itself just makes me giggle.

"You've become a Gigaforce."

That got me thinking about MST3K riffs that just are funny without being obviously funny if you say them without the movie. One of my favorites is from Laserblast.

"Ecuadorian bat boy found alive in cave."

The riff isn't funny without the visual to back it up, but it's another of those riffs that just makes me laugh, even just thinking about it because I think of it in combination with the scene.


208 - Lost Continent - 4 months ago
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So...does anyone else find Joel incredibly cute in this one, with his goatee and his hair all sassy?


624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women - about 5 years ago
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Hey! -one of them thar vampire ladies looks a little like that Kardashian gal


307 - Daddy-O - 10 months ago
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The manbaby in Deep 13 is utterly revolting


912 - The Screaming Skull - almost 3 years ago
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What are you going to do with your free casket?


Recent Riffs

415 - The Beatniks - about 1 year ago
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"It's only the house dick, I'll handle it." Oh, how accommodating!


308 - Gamera vs. Gaos - over 1 year ago
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Grownups suck! They do! I hate! I hate because of them!


806 - The Undead - over 2 years ago
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Corman's theory of directing: Light and Get Away.


1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - over 2 years ago
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(weakly) ...Batman...


207 - Wild Rebels - over 2 years ago
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Hey, look, it's Mount Rushmore. ...Mount Trashmore.


207 - Wild Rebels - over 2 years ago
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I HATE these curtains, man!


207 - Wild Rebels - over 2 years ago
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"Nothing like a little vino to soothe the palate after a dusty road." And da wine is good too, sir!


310 - Fugitive Alien - almost 3 years ago
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See, that's why you're a scummy traitor.


804 - The Deadly Mantis - almost 3 years ago
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My, but he is stately.


624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women - almost 3 years ago
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Remember when we had to listen to her standup act?


624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women - almost 3 years ago
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Just like Count Basie! One more time!


624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women - almost 3 years ago
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Her fingering is appalling and her phrasing is confused and messy!