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Favorite Episodes

  1. Invasion USA
    158
  2. The Dead Talk Back
    261
  3. Red Zone Cuba
    216
  4. Hamlet
    165
  5. Daddy-O
    230
  6. Gorgo
    158
  7. Girl in Gold Boots
    259
  8. Girls Town
    270
  9. Wild Rebels
    151
  10. The Starfighters
    217
  11. Hercules Unchained
    168
  12. The Skydivers
    248
  13. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    240
  14. I Accuse My Parents
    375
  15. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    196
  16. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    240
  17. The Sinister Urge
    201
  18. Swamp Diamonds
    145
  19. Time Chasers
    408
  20. Danger! Death Ray
    431
  21. Fugitive Alien
    305
  22. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    210
  23. Terror from the Year 5000
    224
  24. Bloodlust
    172
  25. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    261
  26. King Dinosaur
    188
  27. The Killer Shrews
    229
  28. Beginning of the End
    245
  29. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    160
  30. The Final Sacrifice
    701
  31. The Giant Spider Invasion
    318
  32. Devil Doll
    226
  33. The Creeping Terror
    233
  34. Outlaw of Gor
    290
  35. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    211
  36. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    317
  37. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    391
  38. The Giant Gila Monster
    224
  39. The Sidehackers
    188
  40. The Deadly Bees
    201
  41. Prince of Space
    419
  42. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    312
  43. Warrior of the Lost World
    298
  44. Rocketship X-M
    265
  45. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    195

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307 - Daddy-O - 26 days ago
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The manbaby in Deep 13 is utterly revolting


404 - Teenagers from Outer Space - about 2 years ago
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I don't know if it's the editor's fault or what, but at the end of every single shot, the picture whites out just before the next shot. Once I noticed it, I couldn't stop seeing it.


514 - Teenage Strangler - over 4 years ago
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My god, the blender noise over the girl singing Yipes Stripes... Perfect.


620 - Danger! Death Ray - over 4 years ago
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Servo's quiet "Ole!" when the guy jumps out of the window never, ever gets old.


1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - about 2 years ago
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Total comfort food episode for me. It's like putting on a big, greasy sweater.


Guitar Solo?!
603 - The Dead Talk Back - over 2 years ago
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It bears mentioning that (Crow's cute little Stratocaster notwithstanding): that was a paint-peelingly boring SYNTH solo. I didn't hear ~any~ actual guitar notes. A few of BestBrains know 'cowboy chords' on guitar, but none of them play single-note lines; keyboard is a little more accessible for that to 'hobbyist' musicians.


How many riffs in this format are there? Nn.. go. (Rifftrax included)
Forum - 7 months ago
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Well, the ___________ ain't gonna __________ itself.


610 - The Violent Years - about 2 years ago
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I always skip the male rape scene, the riffs about it are really distasteful. I love their darker riffs, but they really should have known better.

With that said, the crew usually does a good job of pairing shorts and films (like A Date with your Family and Invasion USA, Keeping Clean and Neat and The Sinister Urge, Home Economics and Viking Women, etc) and this one is no exception.


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God, this Albert Glasser score is the worst.


If Anyone's Interested...
Forum - 9 months ago
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...there are 8 installments of Cinematic Titanic on YouTube. The titles are:

The Doomsday Machine
The Wasp Woman
Legacy of Blood
Frankenstein's Castle of Freaks
The Alien Factor
War of the Insects
Rattlers, and
The Astral Factor

If you're on the fence about getting the DVD set, perhaps watching a couple of these will help make up your mind. And now, a link:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHuXoOaQlHsPAixRnlbFm-A/videos


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Anyone else kind of stunned at how good Joel's singing voice is at 6:10?


408 - Hercules Unchained - 11 months ago
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I was just thinking about the Green Bean And French Onion Casserole Of Happiness, and how of course they stopped doing their Scandahoovian voices after a second in the theater because of course it would get annoying if they didn't, but then I realized something. There's a diegetic reason for it: of course the affects of a Casserole Of Happiness wear off IMMEDIATELY when faced with a movie this bad.


Recent Riffs

415 - The Beatniks - 4 months ago
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"It's only the house dick, I'll handle it." Oh, how accommodating!


308 - Gamera vs. Gaos - 10 months ago
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Grownups suck! They do! I hate! I hate because of them!


806 - The Undead - almost 2 years ago
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Corman's theory of directing: Light and Get Away.


1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - almost 2 years ago
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(weakly) ...Batman...


207 - Wild Rebels - almost 2 years ago
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Hey, look, it's Mount Rushmore. ...Mount Trashmore.


207 - Wild Rebels - almost 2 years ago
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I HATE these curtains, man!


207 - Wild Rebels - almost 2 years ago
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"Nothing like a little vino to soothe the palate after a dusty road." And da wine is good too, sir!


310 - Fugitive Alien - about 2 years ago
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See, that's why you're a scummy traitor.


804 - The Deadly Mantis - about 2 years ago
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My, but he is stately.


624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women - about 2 years ago
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Remember when we had to listen to her standup act?


624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women - about 2 years ago
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Just like Count Basie! One more time!


624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women - about 2 years ago
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Her fingering is appalling and her phrasing is confused and messy!