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Favorite Episodes

  1. Invasion USA
    176
  2. The Dead Talk Back
    279
  3. Red Zone Cuba
    228
  4. Hamlet
    176
  5. Daddy-O
    251
  6. Gorgo
    177
  7. Girl in Gold Boots
    278
  8. Girls Town
    285
  9. Wild Rebels
    166
  10. The Starfighters
    237
  11. Hercules Unchained
    183
  12. The Skydivers
    273
  13. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    255
  14. I Accuse My Parents
    405
  15. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    218
  16. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    260
  17. The Sinister Urge
    216
  18. Swamp Diamonds
    153
  19. Time Chasers
    435
  20. Danger! Death Ray
    472
  21. Fugitive Alien
    328
  22. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    228
  23. Terror from the Year 5000
    245
  24. Bloodlust
    186
  25. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    277
  26. King Dinosaur
    202
  27. The Killer Shrews
    254
  28. Beginning of the End
    265
  29. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    170
  30. The Final Sacrifice
    751
  31. The Giant Spider Invasion
    345
  32. Devil Doll
    245
  33. The Creeping Terror
    249
  34. Outlaw of Gor
    316
  35. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    225
  36. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    338
  37. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    421
  38. The Giant Gila Monster
    256
  39. The Sidehackers
    206
  40. The Deadly Bees
    216
  41. Prince of Space
    456
  42. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    334
  43. Warrior of the Lost World
    329
  44. Rocketship X-M
    282
  45. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    218

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How many riffs in this format are there? Nn.. go. (Rifftrax included)
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Well, the ___________ ain't gonna __________ itself.


Riff of the Day
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"Stop in the name of having to do our own stunts!"

~ Rifftrax: Pressure Point


Favorite type of movie to riff?
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What are your favorite types of movies to riff? I always like rubber monster movies or Detective Movies.


1009 - Hamlet - 4 months ago
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Hamlet: (to Horatio) What hour now?
Servo: Time for you to buy a watch.

It's so stupid, but I laugh so hard every time. Really underrated episode, makes me wish I was an English teacher, just so I could show this to my students.


Recent Riffs

415 - The Beatniks - almost 2 years ago
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"It's only the house dick, I'll handle it." Oh, how accommodating!


308 - Gamera vs. Gaos - over 2 years ago
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Grownups suck! They do! I hate! I hate because of them!


806 - The Undead - over 3 years ago
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Corman's theory of directing: Light and Get Away.


1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - over 3 years ago
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(weakly) ...Batman...


207 - Wild Rebels - over 3 years ago
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Hey, look, it's Mount Rushmore. ...Mount Trashmore.


207 - Wild Rebels - over 3 years ago
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I HATE these curtains, man!


207 - Wild Rebels - over 3 years ago
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"Nothing like a little vino to soothe the palate after a dusty road." And da wine is good too, sir!


310 - Fugitive Alien - over 3 years ago
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See, that's why you're a scummy traitor.


804 - The Deadly Mantis - over 3 years ago
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My, but he is stately.


624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women - over 3 years ago
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Remember when we had to listen to her standup act?


624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women - over 3 years ago
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Just like Count Basie! One more time!


624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women - over 3 years ago
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Her fingering is appalling and her phrasing is confused and messy!