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Favorite Episodes

  1. Invasion USA
    181
  2. The Dead Talk Back
    283
  3. Red Zone Cuba
    230
  4. Hamlet
    178
  5. Daddy-O
    253
  6. Gorgo
    178
  7. Girl in Gold Boots
    284
  8. Girls Town
    295
  9. Wild Rebels
    167
  10. The Starfighters
    239
  11. Hercules Unchained
    188
  12. The Skydivers
    274
  13. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    260
  14. I Accuse My Parents
    413
  15. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    223
  16. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    267
  17. The Sinister Urge
    221
  18. Swamp Diamonds
    158
  19. Time Chasers
    442
  20. Danger! Death Ray
    480
  21. Fugitive Alien
    330
  22. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    233
  23. Terror from the Year 5000
    251
  24. Bloodlust
    189
  25. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    279
  26. King Dinosaur
    203
  27. The Killer Shrews
    259
  28. Beginning of the End
    276
  29. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    174
  30. The Final Sacrifice
    764
  31. The Giant Spider Invasion
    356
  32. Devil Doll
    246
  33. The Creeping Terror
    250
  34. Outlaw of Gor
    326
  35. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    228
  36. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    344
  37. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    430
  38. The Giant Gila Monster
    265
  39. The Sidehackers
    209
  40. The Deadly Bees
    223
  41. Prince of Space
    468
  42. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    338
  43. Warrior of the Lost World
    337
  44. Rocketship X-M
    286
  45. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    221
  46. Moon Zero Two
    206

Recent Comments with recent replies

Shakespeare Blue
1009 - Hamlet - 9 months ago
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Claudius: (looks at hand) What if...
Mike: Nah, that'll be like, the fifth time today.


Forum - 3 months ago
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Okay, it's been 4 days so let's get to where it really starts getting tough. What are your 3 favorite episodes from Season 3?


619 - Red Zone Cuba - 8 months ago
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From the Wikipedia article for Red Zone Cuba:

Back on American soil, the three engage in a variety of crimes to get to the home of Chastain's wife to help her mine the metals her husband had mentioned in Cuba. They throw café owner Cliff Weismeyer (Charles F. Harter) down a well and Griffin rapes his blind daughter (Elaine Gifford), then they steal his car and escape; they also hop Mr. Wilson's train in Albuquerque, New Mexico.

There was a rape scene in this nightmare, too? Brutal. Kudos to the boys for editing that out.


Freeform jazz in space
111 - Moon Zero Two - 4 months ago
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Man, I wish I could find this soundtrack.


111 - Moon Zero Two - about 1 year ago
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if there was that much sapphire discovered, its value would plummet. value is sometimes based on rarity. look at aluminium, used to be worth more than gold, now we wrap potatoes in it.


Riff of the day
Forum - 5 months ago
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The Giant Gila Monster! (And I love these extended riffs that they do.)

"Okay, go ahead."
So should I go backwards?
Go ahead!
Um...I thought you said go backwards.
That's right! Go ahead.
So...should I go left?
Right!
Tell me. Should I go left?
Right!
That's what I'm asking!
Right!
Third base!
No left!
Ladies and gentlemen, join us next week for Abbott and Costello Playhouse.


207 - Wild Rebels - almost 8 years ago
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A goatee, Joel? Really?


How many riffs in this format are there? Nn.. go. (Rifftrax included)
Forum - over 2 years ago
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Well, the ___________ ain't gonna __________ itself.


Riff of the Day
Forum - 6 months ago
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"Stop in the name of having to do our own stunts!"

~ Rifftrax: Pressure Point


Recent Riffs

802 - The Leech Woman - over 6 years ago
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"You know what she said?" (indignantly) That I have been drinking!


415 - The Beatniks - over 2 years ago
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"It's only the house dick, I'll handle it." Oh, how accommodating!


308 - Gamera vs. Gaos - over 2 years ago
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Grownups suck! They do! I hate! I hate because of them!


806 - The Undead - almost 4 years ago
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Corman's theory of directing: Light and Get Away.


1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - almost 4 years ago
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(weakly) ...Batman...


207 - Wild Rebels - almost 4 years ago
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Hey, look, it's Mount Rushmore. ...Mount Trashmore.


207 - Wild Rebels - almost 4 years ago
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I HATE these curtains, man!


207 - Wild Rebels - almost 4 years ago
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"Nothing like a little vino to soothe the palate after a dusty road." And da wine is good too, sir!


310 - Fugitive Alien - about 4 years ago
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See, that's why you're a scummy traitor.


804 - The Deadly Mantis - about 4 years ago
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My, but he is stately.


624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women - about 4 years ago
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Remember when we had to listen to her standup act?


624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women - about 4 years ago
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Just like Count Basie! One more time!