Claudius: (looks at hand) What if...
Mike: Nah, that'll be like, the fifth time today.

Okay, it's been 4 days so let's get to where it really starts getting tough. What are your 3 favorite episodes from Season 3?

From the Wikipedia article for Red Zone Cuba:

Back on American soil, the three engage in a variety of crimes to get to the home of Chastain's wife to help her mine the metals her husband had mentioned in Cuba. They throw café owner Cliff Weismeyer (Charles F. Harter) down a well and Griffin rapes his blind daughter (Elaine Gifford), then they steal his car and escape; they also hop Mr. Wilson's train in Albuquerque, New Mexico.

There was a rape scene in this nightmare, too? Brutal. Kudos to the boys for editing that out.

Man, I wish I could find this soundtrack.

if there was that much sapphire discovered, its value would plummet. value is sometimes based on rarity. look at aluminium, used to be worth more than gold, now we wrap potatoes in it.

The Giant Gila Monster! (And I love these extended riffs that they do.)

"Okay, go ahead."
So should I go backwards?
Go ahead!
Um...I thought you said go backwards.
That's right! Go ahead.
So...should I go left?
Right!
Tell me. Should I go left?
Right!
That's what I'm asking!
Right!
Third base!
No left!
Ladies and gentlemen, join us next week for Abbott and Costello Playhouse.

A goatee, Joel? Really?

Well, the ___________ ain't gonna __________ itself.

"Stop in the name of having to do our own stunts!"

~ Rifftrax: Pressure Point