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Favorite Episodes

  1. Invasion USA
    178
  2. The Dead Talk Back
    280
  3. Red Zone Cuba
    228
  4. Hamlet
    175
  5. Daddy-O
    251
  6. Gorgo
    177
  7. Girl in Gold Boots
    280
  8. Girls Town
    289
  9. Wild Rebels
    167
  10. The Starfighters
    238
  11. Hercules Unchained
    184
  12. The Skydivers
    273
  13. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    257
  14. I Accuse My Parents
    406
  15. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    221
  16. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    262
  17. The Sinister Urge
    218
  18. Swamp Diamonds
    155
  19. Time Chasers
    435
  20. Danger! Death Ray
    475
  21. Fugitive Alien
    328
  22. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    228
  23. Terror from the Year 5000
    247
  24. Bloodlust
    187
  25. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    278
  26. King Dinosaur
    202
  27. The Killer Shrews
    257
  28. Beginning of the End
    270
  29. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    171
  30. The Final Sacrifice
    752
  31. The Giant Spider Invasion
    350
  32. Devil Doll
    245
  33. The Creeping Terror
    248
  34. Outlaw of Gor
    319
  35. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    225
  36. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    341
  37. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    425
  38. The Giant Gila Monster
    258
  39. The Sidehackers
    206
  40. The Deadly Bees
    221
  41. Prince of Space
    462
  42. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    335
  43. Warrior of the Lost World
    333
  44. Rocketship X-M
    283
  45. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    218
  46. Moon Zero Two
    202

Recent Comments with recent replies

Forum - 20 days ago
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Okay, it's been 4 days so let's get to where it really starts getting tough. What are your 3 favorite episodes from Season 3?


619 - Red Zone Cuba - 6 months ago
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From the Wikipedia article for Red Zone Cuba:

Back on American soil, the three engage in a variety of crimes to get to the home of Chastain's wife to help her mine the metals her husband had mentioned in Cuba. They throw café owner Cliff Weismeyer (Charles F. Harter) down a well and Griffin rapes his blind daughter (Elaine Gifford), then they steal his car and escape; they also hop Mr. Wilson's train in Albuquerque, New Mexico.

There was a rape scene in this nightmare, too? Brutal. Kudos to the boys for editing that out.


Freeform jazz in space
111 - Moon Zero Two - about 2 months ago
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Man, I wish I could find this soundtrack.


111 - Moon Zero Two - 12 months ago
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if there was that much sapphire discovered, its value would plummet. value is sometimes based on rarity. look at aluminium, used to be worth more than gold, now we wrap potatoes in it.


Riff of the day
Forum - 2 months ago
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The Giant Gila Monster! (And I love these extended riffs that they do.)

"Okay, go ahead."
So should I go backwards?
Go ahead!
Um...I thought you said go backwards.
That's right! Go ahead.
So...should I go left?
Right!
Tell me. Should I go left?
Right!
That's what I'm asking!
Right!
Third base!
No left!
Ladies and gentlemen, join us next week for Abbott and Costello Playhouse.


207 - Wild Rebels - almost 8 years ago
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A goatee, Joel? Really?


How many riffs in this format are there? Nn.. go. (Rifftrax included)
Forum - over 2 years ago
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Well, the ___________ ain't gonna __________ itself.


Riff of the Day
Forum - 4 months ago
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"Stop in the name of having to do our own stunts!"

~ Rifftrax: Pressure Point


Favorite type of movie to riff?
Forum - 4 months ago
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What are your favorite types of movies to riff? I always like rubber monster movies or Detective Movies.


Recent Riffs

415 - The Beatniks - about 2 years ago
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"It's only the house dick, I'll handle it." Oh, how accommodating!


308 - Gamera vs. Gaos - over 2 years ago
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Grownups suck! They do! I hate! I hate because of them!


806 - The Undead - over 3 years ago
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Corman's theory of directing: Light and Get Away.


1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - over 3 years ago
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(weakly) ...Batman...


207 - Wild Rebels - almost 4 years ago
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Hey, look, it's Mount Rushmore. ...Mount Trashmore.


207 - Wild Rebels - almost 4 years ago
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I HATE these curtains, man!


207 - Wild Rebels - almost 4 years ago
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"Nothing like a little vino to soothe the palate after a dusty road." And da wine is good too, sir!


310 - Fugitive Alien - almost 4 years ago
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See, that's why you're a scummy traitor.


804 - The Deadly Mantis - almost 4 years ago
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My, but he is stately.


624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women - almost 4 years ago
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Remember when we had to listen to her standup act?


624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women - almost 4 years ago
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Just like Count Basie! One more time!


624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women - almost 4 years ago
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Her fingering is appalling and her phrasing is confused and messy!