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Favorite Episodes

  1. Invasion USA
    146
  2. The Dead Talk Back
    251
  3. Red Zone Cuba
    208
  4. Hamlet
    157
  5. Daddy-O
    223
  6. Gorgo
    155
  7. Girl in Gold Boots
    249
  8. Girls Town
    259
  9. Wild Rebels
    144
  10. The Starfighters
    208
  11. Hercules Unchained
    160
  12. The Skydivers
    237
  13. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    230
  14. I Accuse My Parents
    364
  15. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    191
  16. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    232
  17. The Sinister Urge
    194
  18. Swamp Diamonds
    139
  19. Time Chasers
    395
  20. Danger! Death Ray
    417
  21. Fugitive Alien
    294
  22. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    204
  23. Terror from the Year 5000
    215
  24. Bloodlust
    158
  25. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    248
  26. King Dinosaur
    179
  27. The Killer Shrews
    220
  28. Beginning of the End
    237
  29. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    152
  30. The Final Sacrifice
    671
  31. The Giant Spider Invasion
    308
  32. Devil Doll
    218
  33. The Creeping Terror
    223
  34. Outlaw of Gor
    281
  35. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    203
  36. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    307
  37. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    378
  38. The Giant Gila Monster
    216
  39. The Sidehackers
    185
  40. The Deadly Bees
    189
  41. Prince of Space
    401
  42. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    297
  43. Warrior of the Lost World
    287
  44. Rocketship X-M
    257
  45. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    188

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1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - over 1 year ago
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Total comfort food episode for me. It's like putting on a big, greasy sweater.


Guitar Solo?!
603 - The Dead Talk Back - almost 2 years ago
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It bears mentioning that (Crow's cute little Stratocaster notwithstanding): that was a paint-peelingly boring SYNTH solo. I didn't hear ~any~ actual guitar notes. A few of BestBrains know 'cowboy chords' on guitar, but none of them play single-note lines; keyboard is a little more accessible for that to 'hobbyist' musicians.


How many riffs in this format are there? Nn.. go. (Rifftrax included)
Forum - 15 days ago
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Well, the ___________ ain't gonna __________ itself.


610 - The Violent Years - over 1 year ago
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I always skip the male rape scene, the riffs about it are really distasteful. I love their darker riffs, but they really should have known better.

With that said, the crew usually does a good job of pairing shorts and films (like A Date with your Family and Invasion USA, Keeping Clean and Neat and The Sinister Urge, Home Economics and Viking Women, etc) and this one is no exception.


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God, this Albert Glasser score is the worst.


If Anyone's Interested...
Forum - 3 months ago
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...there are 8 installments of Cinematic Titanic on YouTube. The titles are:

The Doomsday Machine
The Wasp Woman
Legacy of Blood
Frankenstein's Castle of Freaks
The Alien Factor
War of the Insects
Rattlers, and
The Astral Factor

If you're on the fence about getting the DVD set, perhaps watching a couple of these will help make up your mind. And now, a link:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHuXoOaQlHsPAixRnlbFm-A/videos


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Anyone else kind of stunned at how good Joel's singing voice is at 6:10?


408 - Hercules Unchained - 5 months ago
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I was just thinking about the Green Bean And French Onion Casserole Of Happiness, and how of course they stopped doing their Scandahoovian voices after a second in the theater because of course it would get annoying if they didn't, but then I realized something. There's a diegetic reason for it: of course the affects of a Casserole Of Happiness wear off IMMEDIATELY when faced with a movie this bad.


Well, they found Amelia Earhart
Forum - 4 months ago
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Now what about Laurence Erhardt?


307 - Daddy-O - 12 months ago
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Did I miss something? Why did Jana tell Phil to get lost all of a sudden? Why was he so mad that she worked at the club?


Recent Riffs

308 - Gamera vs. Gaos - 4 months ago
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Grownups suck! They do! I hate! I hate because of them!


806 - The Undead - over 1 year ago
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Corman's theory of directing: Light and Get Away.


1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - over 1 year ago
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(weakly) ...Batman...


207 - Wild Rebels - over 1 year ago
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Hey, look, it's Mount Rushmore. ...Mount Trashmore.


207 - Wild Rebels - over 1 year ago
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I HATE these curtains, man!


207 - Wild Rebels - over 1 year ago
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"Nothing like a little vino to soothe the palate after a dusty road." And da wine is good too, sir!


310 - Fugitive Alien - over 1 year ago
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See, that's why you're a scummy traitor.


804 - The Deadly Mantis - over 1 year ago
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My, but he is stately.


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Remember when we had to listen to her standup act?


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Just like Count Basie! One more time!


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Her fingering is appalling and her phrasing is confused and messy!


503 - Swamp Diamonds - over 1 year ago
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What bris?!