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Favorite Episodes

  1. Invasion USA
    187
  2. The Dead Talk Back
    288
  3. Red Zone Cuba
    242
  4. Hamlet
    185
  5. Daddy-O
    257
  6. Gorgo
    185
  7. Girl in Gold Boots
    294
  8. Girls Town
    304
  9. Wild Rebels
    175
  10. The Starfighters
    250
  11. Hercules Unchained
    193
  12. The Skydivers
    277
  13. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    266
  14. I Accuse My Parents
    428
  15. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    228
  16. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    281
  17. The Sinister Urge
    223
  18. Swamp Diamonds
    161
  19. Time Chasers
    459
  20. Danger! Death Ray
    492
  21. Fugitive Alien
    342
  22. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    242
  23. Terror from the Year 5000
    256
  24. Bloodlust
    193
  25. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    291
  26. King Dinosaur
    207
  27. The Killer Shrews
    264
  28. Beginning of the End
    282
  29. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    178
  30. The Final Sacrifice
    782
  31. The Giant Spider Invasion
    370
  32. Devil Doll
    258
  33. The Creeping Terror
    266
  34. Outlaw of Gor
    331
  35. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    231
  36. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    354
  37. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    445
  38. The Giant Gila Monster
    269
  39. The Sidehackers
    218
  40. The Deadly Bees
    232
  41. Prince of Space
    483
  42. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    352
  43. Warrior of the Lost World
    349
  44. Rocketship X-M
    297
  45. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    224
  46. Moon Zero Two
    214

Recent Comments with recent replies

Shakespeare Blue
1009 - Hamlet - over 1 year ago
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Claudius: (looks at hand) What if...
Mike: Nah, that'll be like, the fifth time today.


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I like Derek.


500 planes seen at 4:20pm
602 - Invasion USA - 6 months ago
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and they let the 420 joke op slip by?


905 - The Deadly Bees - over 5 years ago
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Thumbs down to this dog killing movie. Bees suck and I'm glad they are going extinct.


602 - Invasion USA - almost 5 years ago
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"Tanks are more important than tractors." Hahaha, wow.


912 - The Screaming Skull - about 5 years ago
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What are you going to do with your free casket?


Forum - about 1 year ago
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Okay, it's been 4 days so let's get to where it really starts getting tough. What are your 3 favorite episodes from Season 3?


619 - Red Zone Cuba - over 1 year ago
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From the Wikipedia article for Red Zone Cuba:

Back on American soil, the three engage in a variety of crimes to get to the home of Chastain's wife to help her mine the metals her husband had mentioned in Cuba. They throw café owner Cliff Weismeyer (Charles F. Harter) down a well and Griffin rapes his blind daughter (Elaine Gifford), then they steal his car and escape; they also hop Mr. Wilson's train in Albuquerque, New Mexico.

There was a rape scene in this nightmare, too? Brutal. Kudos to the boys for editing that out.


Freeform jazz in space
111 - Moon Zero Two - about 1 year ago
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Man, I wish I could find this soundtrack.


111 - Moon Zero Two - about 2 years ago
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if there was that much sapphire discovered, its value would plummet. value is sometimes based on rarity. look at aluminium, used to be worth more than gold, now we wrap potatoes in it.


Riff of the day
Forum - over 1 year ago
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The Giant Gila Monster! (And I love these extended riffs that they do.)

"Okay, go ahead."
So should I go backwards?
Go ahead!
Um...I thought you said go backwards.
That's right! Go ahead.
So...should I go left?
Right!
Tell me. Should I go left?
Right!
That's what I'm asking!
Right!
Third base!
No left!
Ladies and gentlemen, join us next week for Abbott and Costello Playhouse.


Recent Riffs

802 - The Leech Woman - about 7 years ago
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"You know what she said?" (indignantly) That I have been drinking!


415 - The Beatniks - about 3 years ago
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"It's only the house dick, I'll handle it." Oh, how accommodating!


308 - Gamera vs. Gaos - over 3 years ago
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Grownups suck! They do! I hate! I hate because of them!


806 - The Undead - almost 5 years ago
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Corman's theory of directing: Light and Get Away.


1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - almost 5 years ago
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(weakly) ...Batman...


207 - Wild Rebels - almost 5 years ago
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Hey, look, it's Mount Rushmore. ...Mount Trashmore.


207 - Wild Rebels - almost 5 years ago
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I HATE these curtains, man!


207 - Wild Rebels - almost 5 years ago
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"Nothing like a little vino to soothe the palate after a dusty road." And da wine is good too, sir!


310 - Fugitive Alien - almost 5 years ago
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See, that's why you're a scummy traitor.


804 - The Deadly Mantis - almost 5 years ago
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My, but he is stately.


624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women - about 5 years ago
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Remember when we had to listen to her standup act?


624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women - about 5 years ago
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Just like Count Basie! One more time!