Blood Waters of Dr. Z
Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
The Magic Sword
Attack of the Giant Leeches
Gamera vs. Zigra
Alien from L.A.
Being from Another Planet
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"Lucy! I'm ho-o- LUCY OHMYGOD OH NO!!!"
Taking a Greyhoud to Hawaii wasn't such a good idea...
♫ ♩ "But nothing lasts forever / Only love pads the film!" ♪ 🎶
♪ 🎶"Of all the dreams you treasure / Only love pads the film!" ♫ ♩
"Thwow him to the gwound, Centuwion!"
"Umm... Make it so?"
'My house shall not be a house of hilarity!'
Could you step it up a bit, Mike? The actors have really stupid names!
His careful plan involved putting on a beret and rushing at the dinosaur with a Boy Scout knife.
"By the way, I have Sister Butrell to give us air support against the dinosaurs."
"OK. so get this - 'In a hole in the ground, there lived a hobbit...'"
"... And one - and two - and step-change-and-shuffle - and seven and eight - and *Werewolf!*"
'If a wrestler falls in the forest, and no-one's around to see it, does it count as a fall?'