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Favorite Episodes

  1. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
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  2. The Hellcats
    89
  3. Escape 2000
    216
  4. Hercules
    127
  5. Devil Fish
    223
  6. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    283
  7. The Magic Sword
    174
  8. Gorgo
    153
  9. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    178
  10. Gamera vs. Zigra
    137
  11. Alien from L.A.
    242
  12. Hobgoblins
    343
  13. Being from Another Planet
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911 - Devil Fish - over 3 years ago

I checked the original movie to see if their blocking at about 35:43 was really necessary.

Guy's testicle was all the way out of his pants. 'Incoming' indeed!


The Wost Film of MST3K?
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621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - over 2 years ago

A lot of people wonder what the WORST film they ever did on MST3K was. IMO, there are five films which are so bad, they've fallen completely off the scale of composition, thoughtfulness, or simple good taste. These films are so bad, they each represent a singular atrocity, and to prioritize any one over the other is to neglect them all. They are, in no particular order:

The Beast of Yucca Flats
Manos: The Hands of Fate
Monster-A-Go-Go
Rocket Attack U.S.A.
The Castle of Fu Manchu

These films are so bad, so incomprehensibly, unfathomably vile, that each one must be seen to be believed. I think you would be right to say that any of these five movies are equally the worst films ever featured on MST3K


WOW...That was actually...EFFECTIVE!
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Forum - 11 months ago

I've had this notion rolling around in my head for a while and recently had it jostled by Dove's thread on MST3k Movie Monsters, particularly the scary part. The notion is as follows:

While watching an experiment has something ever jarred you, and that something was the realization "Hey- That part of the movie just affected me" ?

Did you-

-laugh?
-cry?
-cheer for the hero
-cheer at the villain's' death
-feel tension?
-get fearful?
-pause at a poignant moment?

I KNOW something moved you at some point, MSTie. You're among friends, here. You can share without fear of derision. Okay, so with a little fear.

(***** PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE avoid "pet death" or "animal pain". Many of us are triggered by such scenes, so be secure in the comfort we feel that way too.*****)


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311 - It Conquered the World - over 2 years ago

This film was probably Roger Corman's magnum opus. I mean, in Corman films, you can at least be fairly confident that there will be a plot - But this one also comes with recognizable acting talent, characters development and actual *themes?*

Wait, how did this end up on MST3K?


What is the top laughed MST3K Episode that you like the least
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Forum - about 1 year ago

After talking with Daiq we thought that this would an interesting twist on his recent thread. Feel free to sound off on why you dislike the popular episode so much.


What episode doesn't get its due?
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Forum - about 1 year ago

So we know what top-rated MST's everyone dislikes, but what low-rated MST do you think should have more laughs?


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303 - Pod People - about 2 years ago

I wonder if there is some other Film Ventures Inc film out there with a credit sequence spliced together from footage in this movie?


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907 - Hobgoblins - over 2 years ago

This movie, more than almost any other (except Manos) makes me ask the question: What the hell is wrong with everyone in this movie?

Seriously, why did they make a movie where every single character is an inconsiderate turd?


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614 - San Francisco International - about 3 years ago

I cannot believe I watched this whole movie and didn't catch a single 'Airplane!' joke.

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffin' glue!"


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I can't think of any other film the guys have done that features straight-up human sacrifice!

1:25.23


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512 - Mitchell - over 3 years ago

Is 'Peeling Oranges' some kind of Joe Don Baker trademark? Mitchell peels one in this film while having dinner with some vague kind of criminal-man (circa 0:43.30) and in 'Final Justice,' JDB as Sheriff Geronimo again takes steel to produce while intimidating a Maltese bartender! (It was a very dumb story)


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So, is the fact that the mummy is actually an alien supposed to be some kind of *twist?*


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1005 - Blood Waters of Dr. Z - over 2 years ago

Lingo - Bingo - Drooper- Snork! They're Cops!


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518 - The Atomic Brain - over 1 year ago

"Lucy! I'm ho-o- LUCY OHMYGOD OH NO!!!"


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608 - Code Name Diamond Head - over 1 year ago

Taking a Greyhoud to Hawaii wasn't such a good idea...


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202 - The Sidehackers - over 1 year ago

♫ ♩ "But nothing lasts forever / Only love pads the film!" ♪ 🎶
♪ 🎶"Of all the dreams you treasure / Only love pads the film!" ♫ ♩


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202 - The Sidehackers - over 1 year ago

"Thwow him to the gwound, Centuwion!"


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804 - The Deadly Mantis - almost 2 years ago

"Umm... Make it so?"


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505 - The Magic Voyage of Sinbad - almost 2 years ago

'My house shall not be a house of hilarity!'


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1004 - Future War - almost 2 years ago

Could you step it up a bit, Mike? The actors have really stupid names!


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1004 - Future War - almost 2 years ago

His careful plan involved putting on a beret and rushing at the dinosaur with a Boy Scout knife.


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1004 - Future War - almost 2 years ago

"By the way, I have Sister Butrell to give us air support against the dinosaurs."


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409 - The Indestructible Man - almost 2 years ago

"OK. so get this - 'In a hole in the ground, there lived a hobbit...'"


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904 - Werewolf - almost 2 years ago

"... And one - and two - and step-change-and-shuffle - and seven and eight - and *Werewolf!*"