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Misterkingdom
In Crimetown, LA

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Warrior of the Lost World
    285
  2. Catalina Caper
    243
  3. The Mole People
    169
  4. Revenge of the Creature
    192
  5. King Dinosaur
    173
  6. Lost Continent
    219
  7. The Skydivers
    235
  8. Last of the Wild Horses
    141
  9. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    296
  10. The Incredible Melting Man
    238
  11. The She-Creature
    150
  12. Riding with Death
    346
  13. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    229
  14. Prince of Space
    398
  15. Time Chasers
    394
  16. Final Justice
    237
  17. The Phantom Planet
    194
  18. Gamera
    210
  19. Escape 2000
    224
  20. Devil Doll
    216
  21. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    184
  22. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    199
  23. Space Mutiny
    813
  24. Outlaw of Gor
    279
  25. The Giant Spider Invasion
    304
  26. Future War
    234
  27. Laserblast
    346
  28. Operation Double 007
    204
  29. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    152
  30. Mitchell
    514
  31. The Creeping Terror
    223
  32. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    241
  33. High School Big Shot
    163
  34. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    296
  35. Village of the Giants
    173
  36. Gunslinger
    140
  37. Danger! Death Ray
    416
  38. The Sidehackers
    184
  39. Ring of Terror
    167
  40. Teenage Strangler
    281
  41. Fugitive Alien
    289
  42. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    225
  43. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    614
  44. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    187
  45. Hobgoblins
    350
  46. Red Zone Cuba
    208
  47. Tormented
    193
  48. The Final Sacrifice
    667
  49. Hamlet
    154
  50. The Projected Man
    179
  51. San Francisco International
    231
  52. 12 to the Moon
    177
  53. It Conquered the World
    239
  54. The Magic Sword
    179
  55. Puma Man
    453
  56. Master Ninja II
    143
  57. The Leech Woman
    202
  58. Crash of the Moons
    140

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417 - Crash of the Moons - 10 months ago

Why is everyone in love with Rocky Jones? Why does everyone say his full name instead of just "Rocky"


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802 - The Leech Woman - over 2 years ago

Why the hell did David run from her when she woke up old? He's overreacting big time unless he thought she was going to go after his pineal gland.


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311 - It Conquered the World - over 2 years ago

Why does kissing in the 50s look so painful?


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322 - Master Ninja I - over 1 year ago

"The tranquility of post war Japan??" That's what I was thinking. The master's origin story makes no sense. I need to find out who wrote this and how this show got greenlit.


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322 - Master Ninja I - over 1 year ago

I don't know if I'm reading the situation correctly, but that part a little bit after he saved demi (when they're at the airport), max tries to make a move on her and she says he put his hands on me (I'm assuming she's talking about the cop who tried to rape her) and max gets all disappointed when she says no??? That's disgusting. Yeah, he saved her life but why does he think that makes him entitled to a traumatized woman's body? Ugh, I almost want to stop watching because I fear he will only get worse.


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I'm thinking i've found the smuggest leading man in MST3K history.


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Does the cartoon stereotype hippie vs. Square guy thing tie into the movie in anyway?


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414 - Tormented - 10 months ago

Joel is uncharacteristically cynical in riffing this movie. I love it.


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That one woman's scar isn't even that bad. It doesn't take away from her looks at all. She says people can't bare to see her face.


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The main guy's facial expressions keep making me queasy...especially when they zoom in.


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Cooper getting killed really brought that town together. All their problems were solved by him dying.


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814 - Riding with Death - 9 months ago

I will rule the world. Emperor Cupcake!


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814 - Riding with Death - 9 months ago

Et tu, Billy Bob?


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417 - Crash of the Moons - 9 months ago

It's a cardboard cutout Klan meeting.


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417 - Crash of the Moons - 10 months ago

I gave you cake. You owe me.


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Philandering bastards of the old west.


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309 - The Amazing Colossal Man - almost 3 years ago

Oh some crystal meth and a leather clown suit.


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618 - High School Big Shot - 12 months ago

I really think it's time we consider that suicide pact.


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619 - Red Zone Cuba - 12 months ago

This film dares you to watch it!


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524 - 12 to the Moon - about 1 year ago

(Characters are digging something out of a pile of rocks).
Dr. Heinrich: "Careful, you fools! Careful! Don't damage it!"
Tom Servo: Jeez, then you dig it out, you wrinkled, old, Nazi krunt


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802 - The Leech Woman - about 1 year ago

(Faux Africans speaking a fake language.)
Crow: Translates to, "Can't run from ugly."


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802 - The Leech Woman - about 1 year ago

Make a hole, people. White man coming through.


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324 - Master Ninja II - about 1 year ago

How about a little sugar for grandpa?