Why is everyone in love with Rocky Jones? Why does everyone say his full name instead of just "Rocky"

Why the hell did David run from her when she woke up old? He's overreacting big time unless he thought she was going to go after his pineal gland.

Why does kissing in the 50s look so painful?

"The tranquility of post war Japan??" That's what I was thinking. The master's origin story makes no sense. I need to find out who wrote this and how this show got greenlit.

I don't know if I'm reading the situation correctly, but that part a little bit after he saved demi (when they're at the airport), max tries to make a move on her and she says he put his hands on me (I'm assuming she's talking about the cop who tried to rape her) and max gets all disappointed when she says no??? That's disgusting. Yeah, he saved her life but why does he think that makes him entitled to a traumatized woman's body? Ugh, I almost want to stop watching because I fear he will only get worse.

I'm thinking i've found the smuggest leading man in MST3K history.

Does the cartoon stereotype hippie vs. Square guy thing tie into the movie in anyway?

Joel is uncharacteristically cynical in riffing this movie. I love it.

That one woman's scar isn't even that bad. It doesn't take away from her looks at all. She says people can't bare to see her face.

The main guy's facial expressions keep making me queasy...especially when they zoom in.

Cooper getting killed really brought that town together. All their problems were solved by him dying.