This is the most smug, repugnant dude In the history of MST3K. More smarmy than Adam Chance and sleazed his way right through Bart Fargo.

Ok, I kind of regret this statement because I just remembered the bespectacled side-kick hobbit from Outlaw of Gor.

Donna looks like she's from the 80s and this movie was made in 1958. It's kind of freaking me out.

That one woman's scar isn't even that bad. It doesn't take away from her looks at all. She says people can't bare to see her face.

Why is everyone in love with Rocky Jones? Why does everyone say his full name instead of just "Rocky"

Why the hell did David run from her when she woke up old? He's overreacting big time unless he thought she was going to go after his pineal gland.

Why does kissing in the 50s look so painful?

"The tranquility of post war Japan??" That's what I was thinking. The master's origin story makes no sense. I need to find out who wrote this and how this show got greenlit.

I don't know if I'm reading the situation correctly, but that part a little bit after he saved demi (when they're at the airport), max tries to make a move on her and she says he put his hands on me (I'm assuming she's talking about the cop who tried to rape her) and max gets all disappointed when she says no??? That's disgusting. Yeah, he saved her life but why does he think that makes him entitled to a traumatized woman's body? Ugh, I almost want to stop watching because I fear he will only get worse.

I'm thinking i've found the smuggest leading man in MST3K history.

Does the cartoon stereotype hippie vs. Square guy thing tie into the movie in anyway?

Joel is uncharacteristically cynical in riffing this movie. I love it.

The main guy's facial expressions keep making me queasy...especially when they zoom in.