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Favorite Episodes

  1. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    180
  2. Cave Dwellers
    396
  3. Project Moonbase
    108
  4. Moon Zero Two
    178
  5. Teenage Caveman
    139
  6. Hercules and the Captive Women
    143
  7. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    207
  8. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    210
  9. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    196
  10. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    139
  11. Invasion USA
    158
  12. Horror of Party Beach
    295
  13. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    391
  14. The Crawling Hand
    146
  15. War of the Colossal Beast
    207
  16. Pod People
    517
  17. Teenagers from Outer Space
    258
  18. Being from Another Planet
    178
  19. The Magic Sword
    190
  20. The Final Sacrifice
    700
  21. Santa Claus
    269
  22. Eegah
    361
  23. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    155
  24. Rocketship X-M
    265
  25. Jungle Goddess
    168
  26. Ring of Terror
    177
  27. Gamera
    222
  28. The Amazing Colossal Man
    189
  29. The Unearthly
    180
  30. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    277
  31. Hercules Unchained
    168
  32. Crash of the Moons
    153
  33. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    631
  34. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    199
  35. I Accuse My Parents
    375
  36. Beginning of the End
    245
  37. The Dead Talk Back
    260
  38. Puma Man
    473
  39. Final Justice
    248
  40. Catalina Caper
    248
  41. The Screaming Skull
    247
  42. Riding with Death
    359
  43. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    195
  44. Gamera vs. Guiron
    230
  45. The Leech Woman
    214
  46. Fugitive Alien
    305
  47. The Crawling Eye
    241
  48. Gorgo
    158
  49. The Indestructible Man
    143
  50. The She-Creature
    160
  51. Master Ninja I
    236
  52. Teenage Strangler
    292
  53. The Giant Spider Invasion
    318
  54. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    256
  55. It Lives by Night
    160
  56. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    187
  57. The Slime People
    114
  58. Night of the Blood Beast
    288
  59. Prince of Space
    419
  60. Hobgoblins
    370
  61. Outlaw of Gor
    290
  62. Radar Secret Service
    203
  63. Quest of the Delta Knights
    243
  64. Rocket Attack USA
    141
  65. Robot Holocaust
    140
  66. The Mole People
    182
  67. Danger! Death Ray
    431
  68. Escape 2000
    237
  69. Alien from L.A.
    256
  70. Bride of the Monster
    214
  71. Wild Rebels
    151
  72. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    173
  73. The Human Duplicators
    191
  74. The Day the Earth Froze
    246
  75. Earth vs. the Spider
    183
  76. The Black Scorpion
    109
  77. The Incredible Melting Man
    250
  78. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    312
  79. Zombie Nightmare
    282
  80. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    227
  81. Space Mutiny
    840
  82. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    240
  83. The Mad Monster
    127
  84. The Corpse Vanishes
    140
  85. Robot Monster
    142
  86. Untamed Youth
    125
  87. The Sidehackers
    188
  88. Lost Continent
    228
  89. The Hellcats
    101
  90. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    278
  91. Stranded in Space
    121
  92. Time of the Apes
    249
  93. Daddy-O
    230
  94. Gamera vs. Gaos
    138
  95. The Killer Shrews
    229
  96. It Conquered the World
    256
  97. Gamera vs. Zigra
    159
  98. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    211
  99. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    234
  100. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    140
  101. Master Ninja II
    148
  102. Space Travelers
    138
  103. The Giant Gila Monster
    224
  104. City Limits
    157
  105. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    194
  106. Manhunt in Space
    153
  107. Tormented
    206
  108. The Beatniks
    171
  109. The Rebel Set
    147
  110. Warrior of the Lost World
    298
  111. Hercules
    141
  112. Swamp Diamonds
    145
  113. Operation Double 007
    213
  114. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    207
  115. Gunslinger
    146
  116. The Wild World of Batwoman
    212
  117. The Atomic Brain
    154
  118. Terror from the Year 5000
    224
  119. San Francisco International
    243
  120. The Creeping Terror
    233
  121. Pilot - The Green Slime
    58
  122. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    261
  123. Werewolf
    492
  124. Hamlet
    165
  125. The Undead
    224
  126. Track of the Moon Beast
    258
  127. Future War
    240
  128. Soultaker
    345
  129. Time Chasers
    408
  130. Monster A-Go Go
    319
  131. Gamera vs. Barugon
    161
  132. Squirm
    215
  133. The Phantom Planet
    204

Recent Comments with recent replies

504 - Secret Agent Super Dragon - about 4 years ago
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If a "robot" makes a "robot," is that considered giving birth?


620 - Danger! Death Ray - over 4 years ago
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John Carmichael was my great-great grandfather's name!!! Weird!!!!!


312 - Gamera vs. Guiron - almost 6 years ago
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Not for the proud man
Apart from the raging moon I write
Gamera! Gamera!
What dark despised dreams dwell
In the sullen weighty bones 'neath your impenetrable shell.


820 - Space Mutiny - over 5 years ago
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OH MY GOSH!!!!!!! Those ARE the Battlestar Galactica ships! What a bunch of thieving punks!!!!


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So why did the girlfriend start twirling the cockadoodie umbrella?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


421 - Monster A-Go Go - over 5 years ago
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I don't think any other short just sets them up over and over again quite like Circus on Ice...


213 - Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster - almost 6 years ago
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The chew toy guitars fully crack me up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


820 - Space Mutiny - almost 6 years ago
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Is it me, or does the McPherson guy look like a weird version of David Bowie?


103 - The Mad Monster - over 4 years ago
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Does anyone else find it disturbing that the scientist is experimenting on the mentally handicapped? I want to reach through and slap this guy….


816 - Prince of Space - over 4 years ago
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Servo as a dog is just darn adorable!!!!!


803 - The Mole People - about 5 years ago
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The observation on English paleness is spot on. Lift up my pant leg, and you all could be blinded!!!!!!!


912 - The Screaming Skull - almost 5 years ago
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Gumby short + sketch is my favorite short-host segment combo - the way the servo and crow react is epicly funny. Butteryfly servo is the strangest thing hahaha - and the penguin customs LOL. This is such a strange movie - watching this unriffed (the original) would unnerve me - the atmosphere and acting - the black and white dreary ness - its really nothing about the script - more the atmosphere itself.


Recent Riffs

820 - Space Mutiny - almost 6 years ago
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This movie is ripe with the stench of back bacon!


912 - The Screaming Skull - over 5 years ago
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Hmmm, I should have married that nice Mr von Beulow!


109 - Project Moonbase - almost 6 years ago
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Hey! Canada! Take off!


312 - Gamera vs. Guiron - over 5 years ago
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Quit while you're "a head!"


203 - Jungle Goddess - almost 6 years ago
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That's irr-elephant!!!


203 - Jungle Goddess - almost 6 years ago
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"Wanama dumb!" doo doo do do doo! "Wanama dumb!" doo doo do do doo!


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The lepers are revolting!!!!!!


409 - The Indestructible Man - almost 6 years ago
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How the cock-a-doody did they get off the cliff?!?!?!


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"Take off!" To the Great White North!


113 - The Black Scorpion - almost 6 years ago
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Owie! Owie! Owie! Owie!


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He's kind of stoic for a Viking.....


409 - The Indestructible Man - almost 6 years ago
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It's Jim Henson's "Birth of a Nation" babies!