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Desiree Ashcraft

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    56
  2. Cave Dwellers
    108
  3. Project Moonbase
    22
  4. Moon Zero Two
    40
  5. Teenage Caveman
    31
  6. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    63
  7. Hercules and the Captive Women
    36
  8. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    68
  9. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    71
  10. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    53
  11. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    37
  12. Invasion USA
    39
  13. Horror of Party Beach
    89
  14. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    122
  15. The Crawling Hand
    33
  16. War of the Colossal Beast
    65
  17. Pod People
    151
  18. Teenagers from Outer Space
    70
  19. Being from Another Planet
    43
  20. The Magic Sword
    40
  21. Monster A-Go Go
    102
  22. The Final Sacrifice
    208
  23. Santa Claus
    75
  24. Eegah
    100
  25. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    43
  26. Rocketship X-M
    65
  27. Jungle Goddess
    43
  28. Ring of Terror
    43
  29. Gamera
    47
  30. The Amazing Colossal Man
    56
  31. The Unearthly
    42
  32. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    73
  33. Hercules Unchained
    41
  34. Crash of the Moons
    39
  35. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    191
  36. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    48
  37. I Accuse My Parents
    93
  38. Beginning of the End
    68
  39. The Dead Talk Back
    65
  40. Puma Man
    148
  41. Final Justice
    71
  42. Catalina Caper
    72
  43. The Screaming Skull
    79
  44. Riding with Death
    117
  45. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    41
  46. Gamera vs. Guiron
    64
  47. The Leech Woman
    57
  48. Fugitive Alien
    77
  49. The Crawling Eye
    55
  50. Gorgo
    45
  51. The Indestructible Man
    35
  52. The She-Creature
    44
  53. Master Ninja I
    66
  54. Teenage Strangler
    87
  55. The Giant Spider Invasion
    85
  56. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    75
  57. It Lives by Night
    48
  58. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    54
  59. The Slime People
    28
  60. Night of the Blood Beast
    78
  61. Prince of Space
    118
  62. Hobgoblins
    125
  63. Outlaw of Gor
    78
  64. Radar Secret Service
    41
  65. Quest of the Delta Knights
    75
  66. Rocket Attack USA
    34
  67. Robot Holocaust
    31
  68. The Mole People
    57
  69. Danger! Death Ray
    133
  70. Escape 2000
    60
  71. Alien from L.A.
    60

Recent Comments Sorted by how recently someone replied

5 laughs

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The chew toy guitars fully crack me up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Forum - 8 days ago

I was going through my hometown's recreation commission website, and I come to find out that the director of aquatics and etc. is none other than.....Ted Nelson!!!

http://www.hutchrec.com/flipbook/files/assets/basic-html/page10.html


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Forum - 9 days ago

Sorry if we've done this already/recently. Best and worst host segments?

My favorite: Opening segments to Danger Death Ray!, where Frank opens a talent agency (and lands a superstar!)

My least favorite: Meeting Leonardo Di Vinci (with a tough "new yawk" accent! hyuck hyuck. Who'd a thunk?). I forget the episode.


1 laugh

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205 - Rocket Attack USA - 24 days ago

I like the idea of Crow's punctuation jokes, but as a grammar geek, I cringe every time because almost every one of them is incorrect. I gotta learn to let go!


1 laugh

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907 - Hobgoblins - 4 months ago

The club emcee went on to be the voice of Cosmo on the Fairly Godparents...from Joel Grey to Cosmo. What a journey!


1 laugh

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202 - The Sidehackers - 12 months ago

Is it me, or does the Dino sound more like Bing Crosby?


4 laughs

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912 - The Screaming Skull - 10 months ago

"It wasn't quite that kind of sanitarium." It was staffed by clowns.


3 laughs

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820 - Space Mutiny - 5 months ago

OH MY GOSH!!!!!!! Those ARE the Battlestar Galactica ships! What a bunch of thieving punks!!!!


3 laughs

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So have I told you I have a man in space? No, literally, I have a man up in space!


1 laugh

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Did I miss it? Did Derek ever say what book he was reading?


3 laughs

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Forum - 22 days ago

I was just watching an episode of Brain Games and they were talking about bistable images and I immediately thought about Crow. For years(still sometimes) when I looked at Crow in the theater it looked to me like his head was on backwards.


Recent Riffs

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113 - The Black Scorpion - about 1 year ago

Owie! Owie! Owie! Owie!


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He's kind of stoic for a Viking.....


6 laughs

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It's Jim Henson's "Birth of a Nation" babies!


3 laughs

907 - Hobgoblins - 4 months ago

¨Oh my God¨---If this is your God, you have a serious ontological crisis.....


1 laugh

Jimmy Carter is Rommel!


2 laughs

Oh, look! It's Ken Kesey and His Merry Pranksters!


3 laughs

pew! pew! pew!


1 laugh

Riding the storm out!!!!!!!!!!!


4 laughs

Ew, he just threw himself up!!!!!


1 laugh

110 - Robot Holocaust - 5 months ago

The Dark One is Torqued!!!


2 laughs

814 - Riding with Death - 5 months ago

You know, Mike's dangerous enough wielding that big chunky body of his, but give him a knife, and it's goodnight Irene!!!


5 laughs

912 - The Screaming Skull - 5 months ago

Hmmm, I should have married that nice Mr von Beulow!