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Favorite Episodes

  1. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    177
  2. Cave Dwellers
    389
  3. Project Moonbase
    105
  4. Moon Zero Two
    177
  5. Teenage Caveman
    136
  6. Hercules and the Captive Women
    140
  7. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    206
  8. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    207
  9. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    195
  10. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    133
  11. Invasion USA
    153
  12. Horror of Party Beach
    292
  13. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    388
  14. The Crawling Hand
    142
  15. War of the Colossal Beast
    205
  16. Pod People
    514
  17. Teenagers from Outer Space
    254
  18. Being from Another Planet
    177
  19. The Magic Sword
    190
  20. The Final Sacrifice
    689
  21. Santa Claus
    265
  22. Eegah
    356
  23. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    152
  24. Rocketship X-M
    263
  25. Jungle Goddess
    165
  26. Ring of Terror
    175
  27. Gamera
    217
  28. The Amazing Colossal Man
    186
  29. The Unearthly
    179
  30. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    274
  31. Hercules Unchained
    166
  32. Crash of the Moons
    144
  33. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    622
  34. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    193
  35. I Accuse My Parents
    368
  36. Beginning of the End
    240
  37. The Dead Talk Back
    255
  38. Puma Man
    467
  39. Final Justice
    245
  40. Catalina Caper
    246
  41. The Screaming Skull
    242
  42. Riding with Death
    355
  43. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    193
  44. Gamera vs. Guiron
    226
  45. The Leech Woman
    211
  46. Fugitive Alien
    301
  47. The Crawling Eye
    236
  48. Gorgo
    159
  49. The Indestructible Man
    141
  50. The She-Creature
    155
  51. Master Ninja I
    233
  52. Teenage Strangler
    288
  53. The Giant Spider Invasion
    315
  54. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    254
  55. It Lives by Night
    156
  56. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    186
  57. The Slime People
    111
  58. Night of the Blood Beast
    284
  59. Prince of Space
    417
  60. Hobgoblins
    362
  61. Outlaw of Gor
    286
  62. Radar Secret Service
    198
  63. Quest of the Delta Knights
    241
  64. Rocket Attack USA
    139
  65. Robot Holocaust
    136
  66. The Mole People
    177
  67. Danger! Death Ray
    427
  68. Escape 2000
    231
  69. Alien from L.A.
    252
  70. Bride of the Monster
    208
  71. Wild Rebels
    147
  72. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    172
  73. The Human Duplicators
    185
  74. The Day the Earth Froze
    243
  75. Earth vs. the Spider
    181
  76. The Black Scorpion
    109
  77. The Incredible Melting Man
    245
  78. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    306
  79. Zombie Nightmare
    279
  80. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    227
  81. Space Mutiny
    831
  82. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    236
  83. The Mad Monster
    125
  84. The Corpse Vanishes
    137
  85. Robot Monster
    139
  86. Untamed Youth
    123
  87. The Sidehackers
    186
  88. Lost Continent
    226
  89. The Hellcats
    101
  90. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    274
  91. Stranded in Space
    120
  92. Time of the Apes
    248
  93. Daddy-O
    228
  94. Gamera vs. Gaos
    132
  95. The Killer Shrews
    227
  96. It Conquered the World
    254
  97. Gamera vs. Zigra
    156
  98. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    207
  99. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    233
  100. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    138
  101. Master Ninja II
    147
  102. Space Travelers
    136
  103. The Giant Gila Monster
    221
  104. City Limits
    155
  105. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    192
  106. Manhunt in Space
    149
  107. Tormented
    201
  108. The Beatniks
    170
  109. The Rebel Set
    144
  110. Warrior of the Lost World
    293
  111. Hercules
    138
  112. Swamp Diamonds
    142
  113. Operation Double 007
    210
  114. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    204
  115. Gunslinger
    144
  116. The Wild World of Batwoman
    211
  117. The Atomic Brain
    149
  118. Terror from the Year 5000
    221
  119. San Francisco International
    240
  120. The Creeping Terror
    230
  121. Pilot - The Green Slime
    57
  122. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    255
  123. Werewolf
    487
  124. Hamlet
    162
  125. The Undead
    220
  126. Track of the Moon Beast
    257
  127. Future War
    238
  128. Soultaker
    341
  129. Time Chasers
    405
  130. Monster A-Go Go
    317
  131. Gamera vs. Barugon
    152
  132. Squirm
    211
  133. The Phantom Planet
    201

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312 - Gamera vs. Guiron - over 5 years ago
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Not for the proud man
Apart from the raging moon I write
Gamera! Gamera!
What dark despised dreams dwell
In the sullen weighty bones 'neath your impenetrable shell.


820 - Space Mutiny - about 5 years ago
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OH MY GOSH!!!!!!! Those ARE the Battlestar Galactica ships! What a bunch of thieving punks!!!!


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So why did the girlfriend start twirling the cockadoodie umbrella?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


421 - Monster A-Go Go - over 5 years ago
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I don't think any other short just sets them up over and over again quite like Circus on Ice...


504 - Secret Agent Super Dragon - almost 4 years ago
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If a "robot" makes a "robot," is that considered giving birth?


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The chew toy guitars fully crack me up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


820 - Space Mutiny - over 5 years ago
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Is it me, or does the McPherson guy look like a weird version of David Bowie?


103 - The Mad Monster - about 4 years ago
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Does anyone else find it disturbing that the scientist is experimenting on the mentally handicapped? I want to reach through and slap this guy….


816 - Prince of Space - over 4 years ago
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Servo as a dog is just darn adorable!!!!!


803 - The Mole People - almost 5 years ago
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The observation on English paleness is spot on. Lift up my pant leg, and you all could be blinded!!!!!!!


912 - The Screaming Skull - over 4 years ago
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Gumby short + sketch is my favorite short-host segment combo - the way the servo and crow react is epicly funny. Butteryfly servo is the strangest thing hahaha - and the penguin customs LOL. This is such a strange movie - watching this unriffed (the original) would unnerve me - the atmosphere and acting - the black and white dreary ness - its really nothing about the script - more the atmosphere itself.


113 - The Black Scorpion - almost 5 years ago
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Such an underrated episode. I've laughed out loud many more times here than some of the episodes with over a hundred "laughs."


Recent Riffs

820 - Space Mutiny - over 5 years ago
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This movie is ripe with the stench of back bacon!


912 - The Screaming Skull - about 5 years ago
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Hmmm, I should have married that nice Mr von Beulow!


109 - Project Moonbase - over 5 years ago
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Hey! Canada! Take off!


312 - Gamera vs. Guiron - over 5 years ago
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Quit while you're "a head!"


203 - Jungle Goddess - over 5 years ago
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That's irr-elephant!!!


203 - Jungle Goddess - over 5 years ago
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"Wanama dumb!" doo doo do do doo! "Wanama dumb!" doo doo do do doo!


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The lepers are revolting!!!!!!


409 - The Indestructible Man - over 5 years ago
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How the cock-a-doody did they get off the cliff?!?!?!


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"Take off!" To the Great White North!


113 - The Black Scorpion - over 5 years ago
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Owie! Owie! Owie! Owie!


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He's kind of stoic for a Viking.....


409 - The Indestructible Man - over 5 years ago
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It's Jim Henson's "Birth of a Nation" babies!