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Favorite Episodes

  1. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    168
  2. Cave Dwellers
    380
  3. Project Moonbase
    97
  4. Moon Zero Two
    164
  5. Teenage Caveman
    130
  6. Hercules and the Captive Women
    134
  7. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    194
  8. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    202
  9. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    187
  10. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    128
  11. Invasion USA
    145
  12. Horror of Party Beach
    278
  13. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    378
  14. The Crawling Hand
    136
  15. War of the Colossal Beast
    199
  16. Pod People
    498
  17. Teenagers from Outer Space
    244
  18. Being from Another Planet
    167
  19. The Magic Sword
    179
  20. The Final Sacrifice
    667
  21. Santa Claus
    260
  22. Eegah
    349
  23. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    146
  24. Rocketship X-M
    250
  25. Jungle Goddess
    155
  26. Ring of Terror
    167
  27. Gamera
    210
  28. The Amazing Colossal Man
    179
  29. The Unearthly
    175
  30. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    262
  31. Hercules Unchained
    158
  32. Crash of the Moons
    140
  33. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    614
  34. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    188
  35. I Accuse My Parents
    361
  36. Beginning of the End
    236
  37. The Dead Talk Back
    251
  38. Puma Man
    453
  39. Final Justice
    237
  40. Catalina Caper
    243
  41. The Screaming Skull
    234
  42. Riding with Death
    346
  43. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    184
  44. Gamera vs. Guiron
    216
  45. The Leech Woman
    202
  46. Fugitive Alien
    289
  47. The Crawling Eye
    226
  48. Gorgo
    154
  49. The Indestructible Man
    137
  50. The She-Creature
    150
  51. Master Ninja I
    226
  52. Teenage Strangler
    281
  53. The Giant Spider Invasion
    304
  54. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    241
  55. It Lives by Night
    148
  56. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    180
  57. The Slime People
    103
  58. Night of the Blood Beast
    273
  59. Prince of Space
    398
  60. Hobgoblins
    350
  61. Outlaw of Gor
    279
  62. Radar Secret Service
    191
  63. Quest of the Delta Knights
    233
  64. Rocket Attack USA
    132
  65. Robot Holocaust
    130
  66. The Mole People
    169
  67. Danger! Death Ray
    415
  68. Escape 2000
    224
  69. Alien from L.A.
    247
  70. Bride of the Monster
    201
  71. Wild Rebels
    141
  72. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    163
  73. The Human Duplicators
    178
  74. The Day the Earth Froze
    235
  75. Earth vs. the Spider
    171
  76. The Black Scorpion
    100
  77. The Incredible Melting Man
    238
  78. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    296
  79. Zombie Nightmare
    271
  80. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    218
  81. Space Mutiny
    813
  82. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    229
  83. The Mad Monster
    120
  84. The Corpse Vanishes
    128
  85. Robot Monster
    133
  86. Untamed Youth
    111
  87. The Sidehackers
    184
  88. Lost Continent
    219
  89. The Hellcats
    92
  90. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    258
  91. Stranded in Space
    113
  92. Time of the Apes
    239
  93. Daddy-O
    220
  94. Gamera vs. Gaos
    125
  95. The Killer Shrews
    217
  96. It Conquered the World
    239
  97. Gamera vs. Zigra
    146
  98. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    199
  99. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    225
  100. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    136
  101. Master Ninja II
    143
  102. Space Travelers
    131
  103. The Giant Gila Monster
    213
  104. City Limits
    150
  105. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    183
  106. Manhunt in Space
    143
  107. Tormented
    193
  108. The Beatniks
    165
  109. The Rebel Set
    141
  110. Warrior of the Lost World
    285
  111. Hercules
    133
  112. Swamp Diamonds
    136
  113. Operation Double 007
    204
  114. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    199
  115. Gunslinger
    140
  116. The Wild World of Batwoman
    203
  117. The Atomic Brain
    142
  118. Terror from the Year 5000
    213
  119. San Francisco International
    231
  120. The Creeping Terror
    223
  121. Pilot - The Green Slime
    52
  122. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    246
  123. Werewolf
    474
  124. Hamlet
    154
  125. The Undead
    212
  126. Track of the Moon Beast
    243
  127. Future War
    234
  128. Soultaker
    332
  129. Time Chasers
    394
  130. Monster A-Go Go
    309
  131. Gamera vs. Barugon
    143
  132. Squirm
    205
  133. The Phantom Planet
    194

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So why did the girlfriend start twirling the cockadoodie umbrella?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


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421 - Monster A-Go Go - almost 5 years ago

I don't think any other short just sets them up over and over again quite like Circus on Ice...


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504 - Secret Agent Super Dragon - over 3 years ago

If a "robot" makes a "robot," is that considered giving birth?


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The chew toy guitars fully crack me up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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820 - Space Mutiny - about 5 years ago

Is it me, or does the McPherson guy look like a weird version of David Bowie?


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103 - The Mad Monster - over 3 years ago

Does anyone else find it disturbing that the scientist is experimenting on the mentally handicapped? I want to reach through and slap this guy….


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816 - Prince of Space - almost 4 years ago

Servo as a dog is just darn adorable!!!!!


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803 - The Mole People - over 4 years ago

The observation on English paleness is spot on. Lift up my pant leg, and you all could be blinded!!!!!!!


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912 - The Screaming Skull - about 4 years ago

Gumby short + sketch is my favorite short-host segment combo - the way the servo and crow react is epicly funny. Butteryfly servo is the strangest thing hahaha - and the penguin customs LOL. This is such a strange movie - watching this unriffed (the original) would unnerve me - the atmosphere and acting - the black and white dreary ness - its really nothing about the script - more the atmosphere itself.


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113 - The Black Scorpion - over 4 years ago

Such an underrated episode. I've laughed out loud many more times here than some of the episodes with over a hundred "laughs."


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420 - The Human Duplicators - over 4 years ago

My nerd really came out on the modification sketch. As Tom was describing the Cellwall design, I'm sitting here thinking, "oh, the lytic cycle!" Yeah......


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424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - about 5 years ago

The producer/writer/fertilizer salesman actually got beat up by a lady for the end scene where the little girl is counted as being amongst the wives.


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820 - Space Mutiny - about 5 years ago

This movie is ripe with the stench of back bacon!


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912 - The Screaming Skull - over 4 years ago

Hmmm, I should have married that nice Mr von Beulow!


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109 - Project Moonbase - about 5 years ago

Hey! Canada! Take off!


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312 - Gamera vs. Guiron - about 5 years ago

Quit while you're "a head!"


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203 - Jungle Goddess - about 5 years ago

That's irr-elephant!!!


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203 - Jungle Goddess - about 5 years ago

"Wanama dumb!" doo doo do do doo! "Wanama dumb!" doo doo do do doo!


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The lepers are revolting!!!!!!


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409 - The Indestructible Man - about 5 years ago

How the cock-a-doody did they get off the cliff?!?!?!


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"Take off!" To the Great White North!


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113 - The Black Scorpion - about 5 years ago

Owie! Owie! Owie! Owie!


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He's kind of stoic for a Viking.....


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409 - The Indestructible Man - about 5 years ago

It's Jim Henson's "Birth of a Nation" babies!