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  1. Pod People
    494
  2. The Creeping Terror
    220
  3. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    228
  4. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    610
  5. Bloodlust
    154
  6. Colossus and the Headhunters
    152
  7. 12 to the Moon
    175
  8. The Skydivers
    232
  9. Mighty Jack
    149
  10. Tormented
    188
  11. The Leech Woman
    201
  12. Gamera vs. Guiron
    212
  13. Mitchell
    511
  14. The Killer Shrews
    216
  15. The Dead Talk Back
    246
  16. Puma Man
    451
  17. Warrior of the Lost World
    282
  18. Eegah
    345
  19. Monster A-Go Go
    306
  20. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    200
  21. Teenagers from Outer Space
    238
  22. Gamera
    207
  23. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    220
  24. Bride of the Monster
    199
  25. The Atomic Brain
    139
  26. Alien from L.A.
    244
  27. Radar Secret Service
    187
  28. The Human Duplicators
    174
  29. Crash of the Moons
    139
  30. Manhunt in Space
    142
  31. Operation Double 007
    201
  32. War of the Colossal Beast
    194
  33. I Accuse My Parents
    355
  34. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    186
  35. It Conquered the World
    236
  36. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    198
  37. Space Travelers
    129
  38. Rocketship X-M
    247
  39. The Giant Gila Monster
    209
  40. Being from Another Planet
    166
  41. Swamp Diamonds
    134
  42. Stranded in Space
    111
  43. The Amazing Colossal Man
    176
  44. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    196
  45. The Unearthly
    173
  46. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    192
  47. King Dinosaur
    171
  48. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    249
  49. First Spaceship on Venus
    131
  50. Ring of Terror
    165
  51. Fugitive Alien
    285
  52. Lost Continent
    217
  53. Jungle Goddess
    153
  54. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    164
  55. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    124
  56. Rocket Attack USA
    129
  57. Cave Dwellers
    375
  58. Gamera vs. Barugon
    142
  59. Master Ninja I
    224
  60. Earth vs. the Spider
    169
  61. Gamera vs. Zigra
    142
  62. The Incredible Melting Man
    237
  63. Last of the Wild Horses
    139
  64. The Crawling Eye
    222
  65. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    135
  66. Pilot - The Green Slime
    53
  67. The Day the Earth Froze
    232
  68. The Indestructible Man
    135
  69. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    181
  70. Robot Holocaust
    129
  71. Teenage Caveman
    128
  72. Moon Zero Two
    163
  73. The Corpse Vanishes
    127
  74. The Crawling Hand
    135
  75. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    146
  76. Robot Monster
    133
  77. The Mad Monster
    118
  78. Time of the Apes
    236
  79. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    178
  80. Gunslinger
    137
  81. Hercules Unchained
    157
  82. Gorgo
    153
  83. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    262
  84. The Starfighters
    204
  85. Night of the Blood Beast
    269
  86. Mighty Jack
    27

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311 - It Conquered the World - over 1 year ago

No matter how many times I see this episode, I don't understand why they replay the ending monologue three times.
My preferred interpretation is that the writers found Graves' ending monologue so shoehorned-in, pompous, and heavy-handed that they decide to end the episode the way they ended the movie, by hammering in a message that over-dramatizes the story's moral. But... Some people like this movie. Maybe some people like that cheesefest of a soppy monologue? I don't get it.


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205 - Rocket Attack USA - about 1 year ago

"All right, Captain, as long as you didn't get inside."
TOM: Well, I got to third, if that counts for anything.

Wow. As Mike might say, that's late night!


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313 - Earth vs. the Spider - about 1 year ago

I actually kind of like this movie.


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402 - The Giant Gila Monster - about 1 year ago

Also, "Sid's Malt Closet."


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402 - The Giant Gila Monster - about 1 year ago

I love that Joel is disappointed in the robots that he himself built and programmed. God must be like a giant, cosmic Joel, arguing with his robots. And the earth is...the SOL or something, I don't know. I didn't really think this metaphor through.


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107 - Robot Monster - about 1 year ago

This movie out-Lynched David Lynch!


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909 - Gorgo - 5 months ago

Um, we are a submarine, right? Yeah, good. (1:01:23)


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306 - Time of the Apes - 11 months ago

"Are you ready to die?"
Frankly, no.


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408 - Hercules Unchained - about 1 year ago

Evinrude: the early years.


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417 - Crash of the Moons - about 1 year ago

You know, a fella could make a real funny comment about that if he was so inclined.


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Loosen up, it's a monster movie!


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322 - Master Ninja I - about 1 year ago

"Your home?"
"You're travelin' in it, Jack."
You're jackin' in it, Trav...em...


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301 - Cave Dwellers - about 1 year ago

Tits all over—I mean, it's all over for you, Ator. I know we've been breast—best friends. Damn.

...Nipple.


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301 - Cave Dwellers - about 1 year ago

"You must not lose heart."
Because a guy will eat it.


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420 - The Human Duplicators - about 1 year ago

Just playing God. It's going pretty well!


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506 - Eegah - about 1 year ago

JOEL: Okay, there you go. Good as new.
CROW: Sure—if you ignore the massive structural damage and my complete lack of any resale value.
JOEL: Yeah, I was ignoring that.


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402 - The Giant Gila Monster - about 1 year ago

No, not the coda! No!


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205 - Rocket Attack USA - about 1 year ago

JOEL: Which early-'60s CIA covert operation was considered their greatest failure of the decade?
CROW: Uh, the Kennedy assassination!
JOEL: No, I'm afraid that one was a success.