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  1. Pod People
    469
  2. The Creeping Terror
    214
  3. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    219
  4. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    588
  5. Bloodlust
    147
  6. Colossus and the Headhunters
    150
  7. 12 to the Moon
    170
  8. The Skydivers
    221
  9. Mighty Jack
    143
  10. Tormented
    184
  11. The Leech Woman
    186
  12. Gamera vs. Guiron
    198
  13. Mitchell
    495
  14. The Killer Shrews
    210
  15. The Dead Talk Back
    238
  16. Puma Man
    436
  17. Warrior of the Lost World
    271
  18. Eegah
    332
  19. Monster A-Go Go
    290
  20. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    190
  21. Teenagers from Outer Space
    229
  22. Gamera
    192
  23. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    210
  24. Bride of the Monster
    193
  25. The Atomic Brain
    135
  26. Alien from L.A.
    237
  27. Radar Secret Service
    175
  28. The Human Duplicators
    167
  29. Crash of the Moons
    130
  30. Manhunt in Space
    139
  31. Operation Double 007
    194
  32. War of the Colossal Beast
    187
  33. I Accuse My Parents
    345
  34. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    175
  35. It Conquered the World
    223
  36. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    192
  37. Space Travelers
    125
  38. Rocketship X-M
    239
  39. The Giant Gila Monster
    198
  40. Being from Another Planet
    158
  41. Swamp Diamonds
    129
  42. Stranded in Space
    107
  43. The Amazing Colossal Man
    171
  44. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    193
  45. The Unearthly
    164
  46. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    179
  47. King Dinosaur
    165
  48. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    235
  49. First Spaceship on Venus
    127
  50. Ring of Terror
    160
  51. Fugitive Alien
    269
  52. Lost Continent
    206
  53. Jungle Goddess
    146
  54. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    159
  55. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    118
  56. Rocket Attack USA
    120
  57. Cave Dwellers
    356
  58. Gamera vs. Barugon
    133
  59. Master Ninja I
    215
  60. Earth vs. the Spider
    166
  61. Gamera vs. Zigra
    132
  62. The Incredible Melting Man
    225
  63. Last of the Wild Horses
    133
  64. The Crawling Eye
    216
  65. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    130
  66. Pilot - The Green Slime
    50
  67. The Day the Earth Froze
    226
  68. The Indestructible Man
    129
  69. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    172
  70. Robot Holocaust
    123
  71. Teenage Caveman
    123
  72. Moon Zero Two
    156
  73. The Corpse Vanishes
    121
  74. The Crawling Hand
    128
  75. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    144
  76. Robot Monster
    129
  77. The Mad Monster
    115
  78. Time of the Apes
    221
  79. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    173
  80. Gunslinger
    127
  81. Hercules Unchained
    151
  82. Gorgo
    149
  83. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    256
  84. The Starfighters
    190
  85. Night of the Blood Beast
    259

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311 - It Conquered the World - about 1 year ago

No matter how many times I see this episode, I don't understand why they replay the ending monologue three times.
My preferred interpretation is that the writers found Graves' ending monologue so shoehorned-in, pompous, and heavy-handed that they decide to end the episode the way they ended the movie, by hammering in a message that over-dramatizes the story's moral. But... Some people like this movie. Maybe some people like that cheesefest of a soppy monologue? I don't get it.


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205 - Rocket Attack USA - 11 months ago

"All right, Captain, as long as you didn't get inside."
TOM: Well, I got to third, if that counts for anything.

Wow. As Mike might say, that's late night!


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I actually kind of like this movie.


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Also, "Sid's Malt Closet."


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I love that Joel is disappointed in the robots that he himself built and programmed. God must be like a giant, cosmic Joel, arguing with his robots. And the earth is...the SOL or something, I don't know. I didn't really think this metaphor through.


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107 - Robot Monster - 11 months ago

This movie out-Lynched David Lynch!


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909 - Gorgo - about 1 month ago

Um, we are a submarine, right? Yeah, good. (1:01:23)


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306 - Time of the Apes - 7 months ago

"Are you ready to die?"
Frankly, no.


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408 - Hercules Unchained - 9 months ago

Evinrude: the early years.


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417 - Crash of the Moons - 9 months ago

You know, a fella could make a real funny comment about that if he was so inclined.


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Loosen up, it's a monster movie!


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322 - Master Ninja I - 10 months ago

"Your home?"
"You're travelin' in it, Jack."
You're jackin' in it, Trav...em...


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301 - Cave Dwellers - 10 months ago

Tits all over—I mean, it's all over for you, Ator. I know we've been breast—best friends. Damn.

...Nipple.


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301 - Cave Dwellers - 10 months ago

"You must not lose heart."
Because a guy will eat it.


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420 - The Human Duplicators - 10 months ago

Just playing God. It's going pretty well!


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506 - Eegah - 10 months ago

JOEL: Okay, there you go. Good as new.
CROW: Sure—if you ignore the massive structural damage and my complete lack of any resale value.
JOEL: Yeah, I was ignoring that.


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No, not the coda! No!


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205 - Rocket Attack USA - 10 months ago

JOEL: Which early-'60s CIA covert operation was considered their greatest failure of the decade?
CROW: Uh, the Kennedy assassination!
JOEL: No, I'm afraid that one was a success.